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You are Hito Hijikatai the current master of the mansion in Japan, and sometime you become your alter ego Sénior Jalapéno a luchador of Justice. Genki Shirou is your current butler who can randomly shift into his alter-ego June. Your half-sister Tomoe is magical girl from different world and she fear male rapist.

You have also got four maids. Katherine the delinquent maids, Sasha the mini-gun wielding maid, Akari the fortune teller and doctor maid, and Rachelle the sexy southern maid. Then also you have a cute crocodile ninja girl who are living in your mansion.

You have your own steam robot who are named Garenn and he is quit hotheaded plus he is always wear his cool sun-glassed. Your own familiar Melphina is a small pixie who can unlock or manipulate electronic devices, she also little obsession with incest anime...


Your Current Favor: 11 points

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This may sound like I've gone crazy but bear with me, Kelly: there's two more of them. They claim to be Tzeentch, Slaanesh, Khorne, and Nurgle....the real Chaos Gods. And, from what I've seen, their claims are probably true." You said to her as you continue on
"The one who claims to be Tzeentch said the four of them took an interest in me and came to this world to make me a Champion of Chaos. It sounds...farfetched, I freely admit that. But believe me: crazier things have happened in my life before."
"That explain something... But if they where Chaos Gods... why don't they release their full power?" Kelly said.
"Hmmm... True... I wonder the reason why they don't used their full powers..." You said as you started to wondering about Chao Gods powers.

When you arrived back at the hotel, you see a black man who are wearing japanese Buddhist clothing. It seem that he was waiting for you.
"Excuse, my name is Bobby and I need to with talk to you." The black Buddhist monk said.


What will you do?
A: Suspect that monk must be one of Chaos henchman and attack him!
B: Let have talk with him.
C: Just ignore him and head back to the hotel.
D: Something else.

>>21206942

B. Let's talk with him.

I doubt all the 40K canon covers everything about the Chaos Gods, and we need every edge we can get.

"Pleased to meet you, sir. What do you wish to talk to me about?"

Quest threads like this one are literally trash, and have no redeeming value on this board.

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>>21207062

Mods say differently

>troll quest thread, forget to sage

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>>21206977

"Pleased to meet you, sir. What do you wish to talk to me about?" You asked the black monk who refer as Bobby.
"Something about you and those Chaos Gods." Bobby said in serious tone.
You become speechless until you say, "Let talk about it in my room."

After you come back to your hotel room along with the peoples. You sat down on the chair whiles Bobby the Buddhist monk sat on the couch along with Kelly and Croco-chan. Bobby seem to be very distracted by Kelly's stripper outfit until you cough to get his attention.
"Ahem... Please tell me anything about the Chaos Gods who are still chasing me." You said.
"You see.... The Chaos Gods have very limited time until they need to return to the Warp. That is why they come now, thank to the new release of Chaos Space Marine Codex where the Warp become stronger. Because they don't want to get attention from more powerful organizations or deity, they are forced to use artificial body." Bobby say as he try to discretely touched Croco-chan's leg until his hand got swatted away.
Any question that you like to ask him before he move on?

>>21207194

"So the Chaos Gods who are after me are basically avatars, and therefore not at their full power. That's comforting to know. They also didn't seem to like the luchador mask I have. Please go on, Sir Monk."

>>21207267

"So the Chaos Gods who are after me are basically avatars, and therefore not at their full power. That's comforting to know. They also didn't seem to like the luchador mask I have. Please go on, Sir Monk." You said.
"Yes they are currently avatars but don't underestimate their powers because their powers are still frightful and they can easily corrupt a normal person. Talking about your mask... Your mask contain a very strong spirit that could ward off the corruption, without the mask the Chaos Gods can easily corrupted your mind and become their plaything." Bobby the monk said as he tried to take sneak peek at Kelly's tops.
"So how do I stop them?" You asked him.
"Normally we can't defeat them with our current strength but the Chaos Gods must leave at tomorrow. If you can hold out until morning then you will be safe from them."


What is your plan?

>>21207449

"So we should keep on the move until they leave tomorrow? And only fight if we have no choice then?"

Sounds like a decent plan, if they're too strong to fight. If they still find us, going back to Miss Poppins' home to hole up might be a good idea. Then at least we're all together.

Genki's stupid but he's almost indestructible; I think he could hold his own against Khorne.

>>21206911
Señor Jalapeño actually, if you care about getting that right.

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>>21207677

"So we should keep on the move until they leave tomorrow? And only fight if we have no choice then?" You asked him.
"Yes, but we must hurry now or else the Chaos Gods will catching up." Bobby said as he raised up.
"So where will we go?" Kelly asked.


Will you head back to Miss Poppin's school, going to other location or just stay here?

>>21207759

I thought that I had corrected it... I should remember about it in next time.

>>21207811

Miss Poppins' school sounds like the best option. Genki and the girls are there, plus Miss Poppins and her other servants. If they show up there, the Chaos Gods should get more of a fight than they bargained for.

"Sorry for getting you mixed up into this, Kelly."

>>21206871
>>Maid Quest
>>40k

And so like Magical Girl Noir Quest, another completely 40k unrelated quest has started it's spiral down to the garbage hole of endless 40k faggorty where it will meet its end.

"Sorry for getting you mixed up into this, Kelly."
"Not at all, it is far interesting than seeing a customer in strip clubs who had his spaghetti fall out from his pockets and start crying." Kelly said.

You and the gang left the hotel as you getting on the spy car. You slowly driving to the road and heading back near the London. As you keep on driving, you see a old car that are driving near you and you see a... OH MY FUUCKING GOD! A freaking zombie! The zombie is tried to reach for your car.


What will you do!!!

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>>21207909

>unrelated
>doesn't know that Maid RPG rules are compatible with Dark Heresy.

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>>21208095

"If it's not one thing, it's another." Bet Nurgle created that thing to keep tabs on us. We still in the Bond car? If yes, then let's lose that zombie before Nurgle figures out where we're going.

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>>21208138

>Yes you still have the spy car.

"If it's not one thing, it's another." You said and you suspecting that Nurgle was the one who created those zombies.
"Hold on tight! Prepare for wild ride!" You say as you gas on.
Bobby the monk are grabbing on Kelly's leg until he got slap on his face.


>Roll 2d6+3, I take the best result from 3 first rolls.

Rolled 6, 4 + 3 = 13

>>21208164

Rollin' for losing our tail.

Rolled 4, 2 + 3 = 9

>>21208164

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>>21208220

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yad_clT4T2Y

You successful losing it tail because the zombie are driving a old car. As you keep on driving for about half hour, you see least three car and one of the car is driving by... Nurgle himself! Nurgle had completely changed his outfit into gangsta style clothes. He is driving close to you and he peek out the window while he doing one of gangsta gesture.
"Stop running bro *cough*! Stop your car and come back to good'ol Daddio Nurgle" Nurgle say as he still try to converting you to his side.


What will you do?

Rolled 1, 5 + 3 = 9

>>21208434

Say, "I'm afraid I can't do that, my decayed friend" in our Sean Connery voice. Get ahead of him then hit the oil slick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO88NI16g84

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>>21208532

"I'm afraid I can't do that, my decayed friend." You said in your best Sean Connery voice as you drive ahead of him and you release the last batch of oil slick.

Nurgle driving into the oil slick and he lost the control so that he crashed into the building. The angry Nurgle climbing out the ruin car and he grinding his teeth as he give the gangsta zombies the sign to keep on hunting you.


You are still chasing by two other car that are driving by the zombies. The gangsta zombies pulled out their pistols and start shooting at your car.


What will you do in this situation?

>>21208632

"Hang on everybody..." Take out one pursuer with a rear missile then use the rear machine gun on the other.

Hand our cell to Tomoe. "Tomoe, call Araki and let her know what's going on and that we're on our way to Miss Poppins' school."

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>>21208688

"Hang on everybody..." You said as you you activate the rear missile and destroying one of the zombie car. The last car with gangsta zombies are climbing on top of the car. As the car getting closer, you activate the rear machine gun after two zombies successful jumping on top of your car.

The machine gun hit on the chaser's wheels so that it crashing into the ditch. That are two zombies left who are still clinging on your car and they are tried to climb in...

All the car windows are closed and the zombies are trying to break through the glasses. What will you do?

>>21208902
Attempt a drift to knock the zombies off?

>>21208902
>>21208932

I like this idea. Also say, "Kelly, is there something in the manual that might help in this situation?"

>OOC: forgot the link to your Twitter in the opening post, ML

>>21208932
>>21208963

"Kelly, is there something in the manual that might help in this situation?" You asked her.
Kelly looking through the manual but because the car is pretty crowded, she have little difficult to looking through the pages.

The zombies are started to hitting on the glasses and you will need to do something fast!


Roll 2d6+3 and determine your success.
5 or less: The zombies break through.
6 or more: You delay zombie's action.
9: You shake off one zombie.
12: You shake off all zombies.

>>21209063

>OOC: can we burn a Favor point on this roll, ML?

>>21209072

>Yep you can burn Favor points to gain additional 1d6.

>>21209063
We have 11 Favor points, I say we use one.

>>21209103
Seems reasonable.

I'm not rolling. My fortune on critical die rolls is appalling.

Rolled 6, 3, 3 + 3 = 15

>>21209086

Okay then....burn 1 point and rollingu!

>>21209111

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, my fellow anon. Maidlover doesn't do the whole HUEHUEHUEHUE thing much...though we did blow that one roll when our Muay Thai teacher threw us into the river. We landed right where Araki and Sasha were skinny-dipping and Sasha almost drowned us.

>>21209202
I remember this quest from early on. I chose the name, "Señor Jalapeño" and started the football celebration thing. (Although I was only directly responsible for the first two.) Missed out on a bunch of episodes due to moving.

>>21209226

Never too late to jump back in it, my friend. ML usually runs about noon server time on Saturdays....occasionally Sunday morning if he couldn't make it on Sat.

He also has a Twitter now: https://twitter.com/MaidRider

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>>21209159
Zombies can't handle our mad drifting skillz.

>>21209272

I LOVE this Bond car. When we finish the challenge here and the one in Germany, we should have it shipped back to Japan. It would be a good alternative to the Luchamobile when we need to be a little less conspicuous.

We be rich; we can afford the import/export duties and shit.

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>>21209159

With burning effort, you spine your car around wildly so that Croco-chan and Kelly's breast are pressing against Koutarou's face so that he start nose bleeding despite being unconscious.

Your spinning caused the zombies to lose their grip and fly into the pig farm. You sigh after you finally shake them off and you keep heading for the Miss Poppins school. Your sister Tomoe made call to Araki and to make notify of your arrival.

After a hour of driving, you finally arrived at outside of the school but you see the familiar face in blue tench-coat and he say, "Just as planned..."

Tzeentch don't do any hostile movements and instead he just standing there as if he had already planned out.


What will you do?


> 10 Favor points left.

>Maidlover doesn't do the whole HUEHUEHUEHUE thing much...
>O'rly...! :3

>>21209226

Moving can take a lot of time but anyway welcome back!

>>21209359
Ignore him. He's probably trying to mess with our heads.

>>21209359

Keep the mask handy in case he tries something. "You're a persistent one, Tzeentch, I'll give you that. I already said i wasn't interested in being a Champion of Chaos."

>well Sasha panicking and pinning our head underwater with her legs probably counts as HUEHUEHUEHUE....you did a good job rolling with that, ML.

>>21209359
There's only one thing that sorts Tzeentch out proper.

Irrational, thoughtless violence.

Let's break out the mask.

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>>21209487

Oh, you're right. That would throw him off, wouldn't it?

In that case, it's LUCHA TIME!

>>21209520
You're over-thinking this. Don't try to outsmart Tzeentch, just pummel him until he says that he always intended to get beaten up by you and goes away.

>>21209487
>>21209520
>>21209563

Ok roll 2d6+4 for surprise attack. I take the best result from 3 first rolls.

Rolled 4, 6 + 4 = 14

>>21209591
Alright, going for a "Not As Planned"

Rolled 4, 3 + 4 = 11

>>21209591

Rolled 2, 1 = 3

>>21209591
I'm gonna "Taco" you down, bird-boy!

>>21209649
>>21209111

I warned you 'bout dem dice, man.

>>21209591
Good thing it's best of 3.

>>21209693

The RNG for the dice roller is fickle: sometimes it loves you, other times it hates you.

Rolled 6, 1 + 6 = 13

>>21209627

"I'm gonna "Taco" you down, bird-boy!" You scream as you putting on your mask and become the luchador of justice Señor Jalapeño! You charge into Tzeench and his confidence expression change to not-as-planned expression.

You stretch your arm out and you performing a running clothsline. Your arm connected his face and he fall backward. You turn back to him and Tzeentch angrily removed his broken sunglass.

It is true that Tzeentch is not much for melee fight but then you realize something as Tzeentch's muscle mass is slowly growing.... Tzeentch is a master of the change...

Tzeentch had now slowly transformed his skinny body into large mass of muscles.


>Ok combat time! Roll 2d6+4 against mine. And also I will use Stunts system from Exalted to make the combat more interesting. If you describe your action in more interesting/epic way, I may give you additional dices.

Rolled 3, 2 + 4 = 9

>>21209811

Going power vs. power would probably end badly, so try using speed. Fake going for another running clothesline but sweep his legs instead.

>You simple describe your actions along with dice rolls. I will then judge each post and give bonus to them. And then I will pick the one with best result. That way you will gain edge against tougher enemies without burning too much Favor points.

>Ok yeah, I take first 4 rolls.

Rolled 3, 5 + 4 = 12

>>21209907
Pretty much this, but it's gotta be a bit more dynamic. Lucha libre, bro! So we run towards him again, arm outstretched to feign a closeline, then drop into a forward roll to evade his attack, plant one arm to pivot on and knock T. down using all of our momentum for a double-leg sweep.

Rolled 6, 6 + 4 = 16

>>21209968

Gods, I miss those days when the luchadores were in WCW. That was fun to watch; about the only way to get my fix for lucha libre is to watch old NJPW matches.

You guys might want to do something about the votes on the archive. They're pretty terrible.

Enjoy yourselves.

>>21210030

>I forget to turn off dice roller
>roll boxcars

Well, that's par for the course.

Rolled 3

>>21209968
>>21210030
>>21210095

>Pair of six...

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Rolled 1, 1 + 6 = 8

You run toward to him again, you stretched out your arm again as you feinted him with clothesline, Tzeentch was expected it so that he prepare himself with a mighty hook punch at you.

As you about to reach him, you drop down as you roll forward so that Tzeench's left hook completly missed him. You planted your arm on the ground and you using your momentum to perform double-leg sweep.

Despite Tzeentch strong legs, he was not expected for so low strike so that he fall down very hard. Now both of you are on the ground and Tzeentch tried to rise up with groggy state.

Bobby look very surprised how you take down one of Chaos God with such blows.


>Another combat roll (2d6+4), we still use Stunt system.

>>21210268

>Rolled 1, 1 + 6 = 8
>Snake Eyes... Sucks for you Tzeentch...

Rolled 3, 4 + 4 = 11

>>21210268
Leap upon Tzeentch while he's disoriented, grab his head and begin squeezing on the joints of the skull, attacking his brain directly.

>>21210030

The dice roller likes lucha libre nostalgia? That's pretty tame compared to what I've seen other fa/tg/uy offer it in return for a good roll.

>>21210306

Ooh, that's good. Seconding this and rolling...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is3h8iV8Y20&feature=relmfu

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Rolled 5, 1 + 4 = 10

>>21210368

>forget roll

Rolled 6, 3 + 4 = 13

>>21210268
OK, I would go for a submission hold here but he can control his shape. So, instead, take advantage of his grogginess and movement! As Tzeentch starts getting up, get a waist lock and help him up - way up and overhead in a belly-to-back suplex.

>>21210311
The dice roller giveth, and the dice roller taketh away. Its Reys are Mysterio, Junior.

>>21210394

Did we just suplex Tzeentch right back into the Warp?

Señor Jalapeño is awesome....

>>21210461
Yes, Señor Jalapeño is amazing. Hito is lucky to have such a great wrestler as his friend!

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>>21210394

>I don't think that I need to add stunt dice after Tzeentch rolled snake eyes...

You are aware that Tzeentch can change his shape so that you avoiding submission hold instead you go for belly-to-back suplex. As Tzeentch tried to raise up, you grabbing around his waist and "helping" him up.

When Tzeentch realized what you tried to do, he tried to escape the the hold but it was too late for him.
"CHILI CON CARNE!!!" You yell as you suplex him so hard that half of Tzentch's head is almost bury in the ground.

You slowly stand up as Tzeentch's body slowly revert to his skinny form. Tzeentch pulled out his head from the ground, as he about to say something, he suddenly notice something about you and he started to shake in fear.
"Can't be... you... posses... the Go...." Before Tzeentch could finish his sentence, his body start to crack until his whole body shattering into glass sand.

Bobby walked to you and looked at the Tzeentch's "corpse".
"I can't believe what I had seen... You had destroyed Tzeentch's body..." Bobby in awe.

You defeated Tzeentch! What will you do now?

>Reward: 4 Favor points.

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>>21210711

>OH YEAH!

"Anybody see the other three Chaos Gods?" Look around for Nurgle, Khorne, and Slaanesh. If we don't see them, we can pull the car up to Miss Poppins' home, and go see Genki and the girls. They've missed us (especially Rachelle).

>>21210711
"Remember kids, violence is not the answer. It's the question, and the answer is 'yes'!" Pose for a minute, despite the lack of children present. Then leap into cover, pull off the mask, and crawl back out.

"Woah! That was scary! Good thing that wrestler guy showed up to take care of Tzeentch! You're a pretty brave guy to stay out here!" We exclaim, and playfully slap Bobby on the back.

>>21210971

>"Remember kids, violence is not the answer. It's the question, and the answer is 'yes'!"

I LOL'd hard. That's good stuff.

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"Anybody see the other three Chaos Gods?" You asked them and it seem that they don't spot any other Chaos Gods.
"Remember kids, violence is not the answer. It's the question, and the answer is 'yes'!" You said in front of imaginary audience as you pose for a minute.
Then you leap into cover, pulling off the mask before you crawl back out.
"Woah! That was scary! Good thing that wrestler guy showed up to take care of Tzeentch! You're a pretty brave guy to stay out here!" You exclaim, and playfully slap Bobby on the back as he give you a dumbfounded look...


You and the other are heading for Miss Poppin's school, when you are just about outside the building, you see window break apart and through the broken window you see Genki on flying rocket missile.
"Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!" Genki scream in pure joy as he riding on the rockets.


What will you do?
A: Try to help Genki...
B: Just go in the building...
C: Stand standing while looking dumbfounded.
D: Something else.

>>21211048
B: Genki looks like he's having a good time. I'm more worried about whoever was at the launch site.

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>>21211048

Facepalm. "Well, I see that Genki's having fun. I hope Miss Poppins isn't tearing her hair out because of him."

Go inside with Bobby, our half-sister, our buddy, Croco-chan, and Kelly. See if we can find Miss Poppins to get an update on how Genki and the girls are doing.

>>21211048
B: Just go in the building...
Along with a long-suffering sigh. Maybe a face-palm, too.

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>>21211128
>>21211135
>>21211141

You walk in the building while you making long suffering sigh as you facepalm.
"Well, I see that Genki's having fun. I hope Miss Poppins isn't tearing her hair out because of him." You said.

While you are inside, you are greeted by James the Gorilla Butler. He leading you in Miss Poppins office, when you are in the office Miss Poppins bow in front of you.
"Good day mister Hijikatai, you come back pretty early! " She said.
"I like to know the update of the training?" You asked her.
"The training for your servants go pretty well. For your butler, I forced to give him special training... Now your butler can catch rockets with his mouth. Please don't ask about it because it is too complicated to explain..."


What will you say/do?


>I will do two or more post before I hit for the bed.

>>21211341
I suppose try some cooking?
Ask for a demonstration of our maids' training?

>>21211341

"I appreciate your work, Miss Poppins. Genki can be a handful."

>>21211386

Oh yeah, seconding the demonstration. I want to see how they're doing so far and it will be good to see them in action.

>>21211341

"That's awesome!" Thumbs-up. "Now, can I see the maids? I am sure you're looking after them, but I feel that a master must also be a friend to his servants."

>Feel your pain, Maidlover. I'm getting dragged away from the quest to hit the town.

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"I appreciate your work, Miss Poppins. Genki can be a handful. Now, can I see the maids? I am sure you're looking after them, but I feel that a master must also be a friend to his servants." You said.
"Splended word sir! Now let us gathering the maids." Miss Poppins said as she is way to gathering the maids.

After Miss Poppins gathering the maids in the kitchen, Katherine, Akari, Sasha and Rachelle smiled when you come back.
"Now girls... I want you to demonstrate your cooking skills!" Miss Poppins say and the maids are started to working on the food.
Rachelle cooking a American Southern style food, it contain fried chicken, rice and barbecue sauce. Katherine are making steak with steamed potatoes. Araki are making udon with shrimp. Lastly Sasha made club sandwiches with belgian fries.

You just become hungry when you looking at them.
"By the way mister Hijikatai... We are gonna have other guest today who will come soon." Miss Poppins said.


What will you say/do?

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>>21211440
>>Feel your pain, Maidlover. I'm getting dragged away from the quest to hit the town.

As Akiba Red say... "Pain is power!"

>>21211743

Wow...Miss Poppins is a great teacher.

"Another guest? How interesting...anybody I know?"

>>21211743
"Another guest? Is it anyone I know?"

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>>21211798
>>21211840

"Another guest? How interesting... Is it anyone I know?" You asked her.
Before Miss Poppins could respond, the door bell rang.
You see that James the Gorilla Butler brought in the guest... Wait those guest.... You see Slaanesh herself along with her daemonettes.
"Let me introduce you to Miss Slaanesh and her servants." Miss Poppins said as she introduce the guest...

End of Part 34, Continue on part 35

Now it is time for me to get to sleep... Thank for playing with me guys and see you on next week!

>>21211944
Well. This was unexpected.

>>21211944

Oh shit...have a good night ML and see you next week. Fellow anons: great game and hope you guys make it next week.