>>21284585
No endorsements. We're trying to bring the tournament back to the good old days of wandering fighters, noble warriors, evil clones of criminal masterminds... well, maybe we skip on the last part. The point is, you never saw Eagle selling out for cash.

No endorsements.

No endorsements, besides weren't we annoyed that that yoga guy was a sellout?
It'd be hypocritical to bitch about that and then turn around and endorse shit.

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You think back to Dom grabbing the microphone to hustle his yoga studio. No selling out.

"No endorsements," you say. "You never saw fighters from those early years endorsing anything."

"You also never saw them make any money," she mutters under her breath. "Okay, no endorsements. You'll still get a percentage on the pay-per-view for this fight, so you're set for now. You ready to fight Tha Hatchetman?"

"It's gotta be spelled wrong. The. The Hatchetman."

"He was incredibly insistent otherwise," she says, pushing her glasses up. "In any case, you're the challenger here, so get ready."

As you leave the trailer an unfamiliar crowd boos you. You've traveled to Kentucky for this one, the opponent's home turf. You're fighting in some sort of old carnival, the cameras set up in front of a merry-go-round that will be the scenic backdrop.

In the early days fighters would meet and compete wherever they had enough space. These days the locations are carefully vetted, tested with some focus groups and then gone over with a finetooth comb. Watching the crew yesterday clearing out trash, repainting some surfaces and bringing in props took most of the magic out of it. It's becoming sterile, just more television. It starts to drizzle, the icing on the shitty day cake.

In any case, time to meet your opponent.

>>21284759
>Overly sterile fight environments
So our strategy should clearly be to drag the fight somewhere more interesting, more natural. More like the crazy stuff they had before, but maybe with a bit less kicking people through giant gold statues.

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>>21284759

Your opponent this time seems to be some sort of out-of-work clown. He's waving a hatchet at the crowd and yelling something, they're laughing and applauding. Absolutely eating it up.

"The hatchet is dull, of course," Jen says. "All the same I cannot endorse letting him hit you with it."

"Thanks," you say. "I thought you weren't supposed to be on anyone's side, though?"

"I'm not taking sides, I'm just..." She sighs and crosses her arms, as if trying to warm herself. "I think you might be doing the right thing. Trying to elevate the contest again. I got into this business because of fighters like Guile and Sakura, but now I spend all my time babysitting people like..." She nods her head towards Tha Hatchetman. "Besides, all I'm saying is don't let him hit you with a hatchet. I think you could have figured that advice out on your own."

"Thanks," you say. She offers you a small smile and nods toward the starting position. Time to get to work.

The same announcer from last time is here again, blathering some nonsense into a microphone. You swing your sticks a few times to warm up, keeping a careful eye on the clown. He cracks his neck, hatchet down by his side. You're not sure if you've ever heard of a martial art that uses hatchets. Not sure what to expect. Your attention snaps back as the announcer points to you.

"And our challenger, the Man from Metro City, the Earl of Eskrima, AAAAANOOOON!"

He shoves the mic in your face.

>Say something?

>>21284826

Be polite. Express a desire for a good fight.

>>21284826
"Let's give the crowd a good show!"
Considering investing in some mor outdoorsy clothes. The suspenders and bowtie/ascot are neat, but we don't want it to get stale. Plus, this'll turn into a mudfight, so it'll be hell to clean.

>>21284921
Heresy

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>>21284951
Oh, shut up. You saying safari gear can't be elegant? This sort of gear is exactly for arenas like this.

"Let's give the crowd a good show," you say. They boo you. This place sucks.

"Gimme the mic, gimme the mic," Tha Hatchetman says. He takes it from you forcefully and starts.

"Hey all my Hatchet Clowns, lemme hear you roar!
Show this gentlepunk what kinda mess he's in for,
Bringin' a bowtie to a carnival, a stick to a hatchet fight,
Gotta show this sucker the truth of Hatchet Might!
This punk MC got no style,
don't know the joys of Faygo or goin' wild,
He wants a good show? He can find it in my asshole!
Cause I'm THA HATCHETMAN and I'm fuckin' ready to go!"

He drops the mic as the crowd roars its approval.

>Pick up the mic and use it to destroy his fighting spirit. This rap battle is on. [Also answer with a verse we can drop on his clown self.]
>Don't rap battle him. Normal battle him.

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>>21284986

>forgetting the photo
>after all the shame of having to google image search Violent J

>>21284986
Let's just fight. When we're done, we can ram the mic down his damn throat so we never have to put up with this kind of thing again.

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>>21284986
Oh jeez, we really are fighting the ICP.
>He can find it in my asshole!
"I don't swing that way, buddy."

>Don't rap battle him. Normal battle him.
Don't get in the habit of talking smack, because sooner or later, you'll have to eat your words.

>>21284986
>Don't rap battle him. Normal battle him.
Let's not stoop to his level.
Besides, last thing we want is to talk trash and then fail miserably when /tg/ dice inevitably screws us over. Losing is bad, losing after talking smack is worse.

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The thing about rap-battling a clown is that you have to rap battle a clown. You opt to raise your sticks instead. You'll settle this with good old-fashioned skull trauma.

"Ooookay, that happened," the announcer says once he's recovered the mic. He seems just as put off by all this as you are. "Wanna take you for a ride! FIGHT!"

Tha Hatchetman begins doing some sort of...weird...shuffling dance? Kind of back and forth? It's like he understands the general theory of bouncing on your feet to stay mobile but he can't stop being a weird clown. The hatchet is still down by his side instead of in a ready position.

>wait and see what he does. don't want any nasty surprises
>his defenses are down. move in and treat his skull like a drumhead.

>>21285082

Hang back, wait for him to attack.

>>21285082
>wait and see what he does. don't want any nasty surprises
It's always the guys with the weird stance you have to watch out for. Let's see what he does.

>>21285082
Wait for him to come at us. Unless he starts being even more ridiculous, in which case we might have to rush him to put an end to this whole ordeal.

>>21285082
Fuck, to strike with an axe that size from such a position means ungodly strength. DO NOT GET HIT WITH THAT!

I'm not going to be able to help during this fight, school and all. So don't fuck this up. Last time we got lucky with a flashback sequence.

>>21285254
Addendum to our wait-and-see plan: once we figure out what he's doing, we need to crack him in the wrist or fingers. No hand means no hatchet.

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You take a step back, keeping your guard up. No reason to rush in and be surprised by some ridiculous nonsense, the way you were with Dom. You've spent most of the last week trying to forget that.

Tha Hatchetman just keeps bouncing around for awhile, hooting and throwing out juvenile insults. Based on how hard he wants you to try to hit him he's probably a counter fighter. Regardless, he slowly starts moving toward you. You don't have much in the way of proper counterfighting techniques except for Gentleman's Reply.

>Hit him in the face. In the faaaaaace.
>He wants you to hit him? Throw him instead. Saturn Launch.
>Fall back again. You have more patience than he does.

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>>21285290
>Fall back again. You have more patience than he does.
People aren't going to like the lack of a show, but we can't afford to fall into this guy's pace. Escrima can counter-strike just as well as anything.

>>21285290
If we fall back, the audience would probably start throwing things at us(then again, we could probably use those as projectiles with Gentleman's Reply). Stay withing axing range, but don't attack. Hopefully he's slow enough to avoid and counter.

>>21285290
>Fall back again. You have more patience than he does.
This guy seems like an easily angered idiot (or he's bluffing), let's just wait for him to get angry and do something stupid that's easily countered.

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>>21285341
He's talking a lot of shit, though. He's encouraging fighters to move in on him to shut him up, and that's when he counter-cleaves.

>>21285290
>Fall back again. You have more patience than he does.

Do something that'll piss him off and the crowd of nincompoops, as well. Nothing crude. You just have to be classy and they'll rage.

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>>21285396
NO TIME FOR LOSERS

Fight music:
>Flairck - Circus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYOvwyUbtRY&hd=1

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You back up another step. Like hell you're falling into whatever this guy's trap is.

he finally moves just inside range. The hatchet starts to come up...

...to find your first stick slapping it back down, the second one cracking Tha Hatchetman in the face. While that's going on the first stick already hit its ready position and whipped around again. You start a simple pattern, one drilled into you from day one when you were practicing eskrima. This is just the first time you've used it on a clown's face. After seven or eight solid hits he finally stumbles back a step. You step in to match, sticks flying.

This is too easy. Far too easy for the World Warrior level.

>back up, something's about to go wrong.
>stay. hiiiiiit.

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>>21285430
>back up, something's about to go wrong.
If you think something is wrong, it probably is. We've already guessed he's a counter-cleaver, so let's not encourage him by giving him a chance to break our combo. Step back and reset.

>>21285430
Back up and see how he took those hits. We don't want to burn ourselves out wailing on someone with a head as hard as Dan-guy again.

>>21285430
>back up, something's about to go wrong.

Carnies are fucking crazy man. They'll headbutt concrete and keep on going. Wait that's us. Anyway, lets back away for now. Goddamit we need some kind of safe poking move for situations like this.

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>>21285488
We have our sticks. You can't have safer pokes than that.

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You decide to play it safe and break off. Tha Hatchetman seems a little dazed, sweaty clown makeup smearing into his eyes. He stumbles forward, roaring and waving the hatchet around him wildly.

Jesus, this guy's a mess. Was he just never challenged?

"Daaaaaaark Carnivaaaaaaal!" he roars. He throws the hatchet to his feet, rears his head back and breathes fire. A huge jet of it, enough to nearly singe you.

More chi crap. Wonderful.

>Tactics?

>>21285512
Yes you can, it's called projectiles. We could throw a stick, but then we'd be down a stick and throwing things is not classy at all.

I was thinking more like those ranged Stand punches from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Small pose, and a spectral version of ourselves flies at the opponent to hit him with the sticks. Something of the sort.

>>21285537
Well, we aren't batting back something like that. Odds we can whip a stick at his jaw when we see him winding up for another one of those?

>>21285552
Not everyone needs a projectile.

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>>21285537
Swing wide to avoid the gout of flame. The next time he goes for something like that, crack him beneath the jaw, forcing a backfire.
Also, he doesn't have his hatchet. KNOCK IT AWAY

>>21285537

He already can barely see, the flame breath probably obscures his vision even more. Try flanking him next time he tries it and attacking from a blind spot.

>>21285537
That kind of special, with the typical juggalo physique must leave him awfully open. Next time, we roll and go for a Sleeper Hold.

After the jet of fire dies down the clown stumbles toward you, sweating harder now that fire's everywhere. The crowd is eating this up.

You lean forward, feinting a move in. Instantly the clown shoots another blast of fire at you. As if you'd just rush in. You sidestep and run in parallel to the gout of flame.

As you swing the stick for his throat you think this is almost too easy.

>roll 1d20
>pray the last thread's curse doesn't return

Rolled 17

>>21285664
>Fingers crossed

Rolled 6

>>21285664
He should talk to Big Bear/Raiden. Learn to spew fire/mist properly.

Rolled 8

>>21285664
Do we get the flashy background and the 2 second silence since we knocked him out during an special?

>>21285675

The stick connects with his throat solidly. He chokes back the rest of that fire breath, turning rapidly red and clutching at his throat. He bends over to reach for the hatchet. Deciding to play it safe you step forward and kick it away from him.

This is a joke. Time to get it over with.

>Free Drive
>Saturn Launch
>P. Demon Crusher

>>21285787
Free Drive. Don't wanna risk it with his weight.

>>21285787
>Free Drive
Launch him into his adoring fans. Even now, don't let your guard down, he got into this tournament for a reason.

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>>21285787
>Free Drive
I wanna see how much airtime he gets.

>>21285787
I kinda wanted to throw him SEGASATAN style, but the fatso might just fall on top of us. So yeah
>Free Drive

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You wind up and launch another Free Drive. It's practically your go-to closer by this point. The sticks connect with his jaw hard enough to lift him off his feet (a considerable feat when you factor in his weight) and send him onto his back. He's down for the count.

"PERFECT!" the announcer screams. "Anon ha taken down the regional champ without getting a scratch on him! This is amazing!" The crowd boos and throws some plastic cups your general way. Hell with it, you think. You straighten your bowtie, give them a wave and walk away.

"Nice going," Jen says. "I expected you to win, but not that overwhelmingly."

"He was weak," you say. "Weak and slow."

"No, he's been fighting off challengers for this title for awhile. You're just stronger than you realize. And fast." She actually sounds impressed. "You don't want to say something to the crowd?"

You turn to face the crowd. More of them than you expected are in clown face paint, nearly all of them are booing and throwing things.

"I think I'm fine," you say.

"That's more than reasonable," she says, voice dripping with disdain as she scans the crowd. "If your goal was to class up the tournament knocking out the rapping hatchet clown was probably a good step in the right direction." She turns her head a bit as she regards you. "Hey, you want a ride back to the airport?"

>Accept ride
>Insist you're fine, get a cab
>Stay, win over crowd with your raps.

>>21286000
>Accept ride

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>>21285953

We haven't leveled enough for strong throw.

>>21286000


Combine choices. Take ride, charm the woman with our rap skills.

>>21286046
I don't think she'd be the kind of woman into raps based on her opinion of our last foe and his fans. Being a gentleman would probably be best.

>>21286000
>Implying we can't rap for shit

AIGHT LISSEN UP ALL YAH SUCKAHS
DA CLOWN WENT DOWN TONITE LIKE A JOKAH
THE NEW KING HAS COME HERE TO STAY
HE'S GOT FRESH DOPE, THE SWAG-A-YAY
COMING TO RULE Y'ALL, METRO CITY WAY
and ladies, youda better watch you vajayjay.

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>>21286000
>Accept ride
Don't see why we should turn down a generous offer from a lovely lady.

>>21286076
That sucked. Just accept the ride.

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>>21286076

>>21286000
>>Accept ride

>>21286007
Well that's the one that got famous but Segata Sanshiro did more normal throws first. Gotta go about this step by step.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SanWyvMQunI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obLniZJF1H0&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXpXbNzntOA&feature=plcp

Speaking of the mighty Sanshiro, remember that stupid move that gave us some slight brain damage last fight?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ged6gwNtJ8A&feature=plcp

>>21285560
Need? No, not really. But it's a poke that doesn't involve getting within melee range, in a world where you have people who can launch like a million fireballs in a fight. A fast projectile poke to test the waters might be a good idea at some point.

"It would be my pleasure," you say, bowing slightly. Not enough to be weird, not not-enough to be mocking. Total gentleman.

"Sorry about the clown fight," she says as she leads you to the staff parking lot behind the event. Disappointed fans are milling the other direction. "He's actually been good for ratings in the past, but mostly because he brings in his own crowd. Hence all the rapping."

"People are into that kind of thing?" you say. You start pondering your own lyrical prowess.

"Some," she says. "Wait a sec, let me clear some space in the car for you.

The car is a fucking mess. Fast food wrappers, bags of god knows what, paperwork going back god knows how far. You think you see a newspaper from two years ago somewhere in the pile she's vaguely shuffling around to make you a place to sit.

"Sorry about this," she says, "I kinda live out of my car. It's cleaner than it was, though!" She beckons you to sit.

>You accepted the offer. It would be rude to back out now.
>These clothes are pretty nice. Say you forgot something back at the stage and you'll catch up with her.
>Go mad.

>>21286162
>>You accepted the offer. It would be rude to back out now.
Clothes can be washed.

>>21286162
A gentleman does not back out.
>You accepted the offer. It would be rude to back out now.

Also, can you show us how Boss Hog Sumo Hobo Honda is doing sometime in the near future?

>>21286162
>You accepted the offer. It would be rude to back out now.
Help clean things up. She's kinda stuck with us, so it's only fair.

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You fight off the urge to go mad. Why is that always an option anyway? You give her your best smile and take the offered seat.

You are pretty sure you're sitting on a fast food wrapper. You can feel the ketchup oozing through your clothes. You already decided not to go mad, though, it's time to stick with that decision. You concentrate on that task as Jen pulls out of the parking lot and starts making her way back to the airport.

>Ask about her
>Ask about how the other brackets of the tournament have been going
>Ask for info on your next opponent

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>>21286186
This quest seems to have split into two-and-a-half different stories.
There's the main story of Anon rising through the World Warrior tournament.
There's the side story of Ellie making a splash in the King of Fighters.
And there's Boss Honda.

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>>21286230
>Ask about her
We can talk business anytime. She mentioned she got into the business because of the old guard like Guile and Sakura.

>>21286230
>>Ask about her
Second one doesn't really matter and the last one would make it seem like she's taking sides.

>>21286230
>Ask about her
We will find out about our opponent soon enough, and i kind of doubt that the organisation would let the tournament run itself into the ground, so nothing spectacular to expect on that front.

>>21286231
Boss Honda is kind of awesome. I like the idea of beamspam sumo.

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"So how'd you get into this business anyway?" you ask.

"Started small, representing a few Real Bout fighters in the Metro City area," she says. "A few of them got into King of Fighters, I managed that circuit for awhile. After a bit I took an offer from the World Warrior organization and here I am now."

"But what made you get into it in the first place?" you ask. "Like, why fighting?"

She takes awhile to answer, watching the road instead and chewing at her lip. "My dad," she finally says. "My dad and my uncles were a King of Fighters team back in the day, back when I was a kid. I guess I felt like this would be a way to get closer to him."

You feel like there's more to this that she's not saying, but now isn't the time to push it. You spend the rest of the drive on idle chit-chat.

Before long she's pulling into the departure drop-off zone and handing you a ticket.

"One week until the next fight," she says. "Technially I'm not supposed to take sides, but I'm going to be rooting for you. It's nice to see someone trying to elevate the sport again."

>Quick, think of something cool to say!

>>21286383

Whenever we talk, we screw it up. Take her hand and kiss it lightly. Then turn and leave for full effect. Leaves in the wind optional.

>>21286383
"Then I won't let you down." Kiss her hand. "Thanks for putting up with me."

>>21286404
Don't we like Ellie? She'll be mad if she finds out we're flirting with our handler.

>>21286404
Nah. Ellie best waifu.

"Thanks!"

>>21286383
"I'll take them to heart." Or something along those lines. Then kiss her hand. Why not?

>>21286426
Thats not so bad.

>>21286432
No handkissan.

Then I'll do my best to bring it back. I can only hope it stays there.

>>21286432
>>21286433
It's just a courtesy thing. Anon is a bit more charming than we're giving him credit for.

>>21286432
Who knows. Ellie prob doesn't even like Anon.

>>21286496
Not if the dice gods have anything to say about it.

>>21286404
>>21286426
>>21286437
Protip: nobody actually does this anymore, or has for at least 50 years. We're a modern classy guy, not a ren-fair participant.

Anyway, something to the effect of >>21286468.

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>>21286511
We're not rolling on social checks.

>>21286426
Cool. but without handkissing. a handshake is enough I guess...

>>21286516
>nobody actually does this anymore, or has for at least 50 years
Maybe you don't. I can tell you women still appreciate it.

>>21286433
>waifu
OH NO

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"I'll do my best not to let you down," you say, giving her your most charming smile. "Thanks for putting up with me in the meantime." You turn and walk away, hoping that seemed cool.

Thinking to yourself as you wait in line, you tally things up. You got to fight a clown and won. You got your first Perfect Victory. Most importantly, you've finally got someone in your corner for Operation: GENTLEMEN STRONK. Altogether a good day.

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That's it for the main quest today, real life is about to get in my way pretty hard. If I have time and the thread is still active later we'll get either a Tatsuya or Ellie followup. Thanks for reading!

>>21286521
Dem Hong Kongs

>>21286605
Thank you for writing all this entertaining stuff dude.

>>21286433

>implying Belle isn't winning the Ellie waifu war

>>21286676
...can you waifuholics wait until we meet a girl from the original cast, at least?

>>21286716
no

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>>21286716
>mfw Anon fanboys the hell out when he finally meets King

>>21286716

My excuse is that I'm waifuing ironically. I think.

>>21286383
>"dad and uncles were a King of Fighters team back in the day"

HOLY SHIT. Did everyone just magically read over that or something? Think about that - this girl has what could probably be a better fighting pedigree than we do!

>mfw we're hauling around Ryo's granddaughter or something.

>>21287498
>"You feel like there's more to this that she's not saying, but now isn't the time to push it"

So we don't push it. For now. It'll be revealed in due time.

>>21287498
I already caught that, but we don't know enough to say. There's probably a lot of teams who compete in the KoF but don't show up in the games like the main cast does.

>>21286716

Actually I thing OP is going with the fact that most of the original cast is retired. I think he is doing it because Anon might get his ass kicked if he goes up against someone like Chun-Li or even Cammy. Don't even get me started on Zangief's buff ass. So if they did retire, considering these people were up to 11 fight-o-holics it probably means they got too old for it. Which means that they Anon might be too young for them to be interested.

>>21288495
Yeah, and it's even implied that Sakura retired from fighting as well, and she was one of the younger characters.

Also goes to show how far fighting has spiraled downward without the originals to keep things in shape.

I still think Sakura is one of the cooler street fighter characters. I mean when you get strong enough to compete and get a solid fighting style off of sheer observation you definitely have some major skills. I mean she even managed to copy the Hadouken. Plus she put her own spin on it. Less range for more power. If she actually had someone to learn from or train her should could have been the next Ryu

>>21287498
Well, our fighting pedigree isn't really that incredible

We trained on a dojo and that was pretty much it right?

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>>21288495

Partially that (the last thing I wanted was to have our original character donut steel wandering around beating up Ken and Zangief or whatever), partially because the storyline for the Street Fighter games has already been explored in depth by quite a few sources, so we couldn't really do anything new. Choosing to set it later in the timeline lets us get away from feeling like a fanfiction self-insert, create a new cast and a new spin on the universe. Plus we can kinda get weirder with it, like our last two opponents.

>>21288834

Sakura's awesome.

>>21289057

Don't forget about what happened on Wolverine Mountain.

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>>21288834
Not only is Sakura Ryu's number one groupie, she's also apparently a genius.
>>21289078
Since CvS wasn't that long ago, most of them should be at least mildly active, albeit more subdued compared to years past. For example, considering that Cammy the "Killer Bee" was groomed to be one of Dictator's most potent vessels and that she was the leader of the Dolls until they were dissolved, she must have a very potent body and should still be active even years later. I'd imagine she's still an active member of Delta Red, a subdivision of British Special Forces.

But hey, if the old guard wants to hang back and see what these new kids can do, then far be it for me to stop them.

I think someone cocked up the archive tags.

>>21287498
>Ryo granddaughter
>Not Clark or Ralph
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>21290487

>not Rugal, Rugal with a fake mustache and Rugal dressed as Clark Kent

>>21290487
It could be anyone. I can't say if Team Ikari had a kid and kept it secret for so long, especially since they're an ACTIVE DUTY PARAMILITARY FORCE.

>>21291023

The Ikari Warriors also weren't a three-brother team. Jen's dad is probably going to be an original character if he shows up.