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>Once again into a world of Crazy Ass-Wizards, cursed dresses, bald dwarves, and female posteriors.
>First Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21216318/

You are Roger Smith. You live in a quiet little town, working as a Shopkeeper's assistant so you might save up money to attend a proper Adventurers' Academy. You were a young man until a fateful encounter earlier this afternoon wherein an insane female Wizard cursed you for no real reason. You attempted to rectify your situation by clobbering the Wizard in the head with a broom, then using a potion of clarity to restore her sanity long enough to convince her to undo her magic. The effects of the potion were short lived. Instead of helping you, she instead used her magic to switch clothes with you, leaving you in her dress, which was the source of her power and madness.

At present, you are at home after making your situation much worse by trying to use your new magic. You fled in fear, believing you might be turning just as crazy as the Wizard. After a little pep talk from your Mother, a Elven woman and retired adventurer herself, you are currently trying to figure out what your next move should be.
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Your Mother let you spend some time staring at yourself in the mirror, letting the full extent of your transformation settle in. When the you swapped clothes, she had taken the last shred of masculinity you had to hold onto. More than that, she took your underwear too! You didn't really take the chance to check when it first happened, but you re now realizing that her outfit included her lingerie, a set of silken leggings, and a pair of pointed black boots that had a several inch lift in the heel. All of which, like the Dress itself, felt and appeared immaculately clean.

You didn't even realize that you'd be running and traipsing around in heels this whole time, as if it was the most natural thing in the world. You felt nervous, as you feared you might already be losing yourself. The thought of that psychotic Tart running around in your underwear was deeply unsettling, also.

"I want you to burn that image into your head," your Mother finally broke the silence, "Because that's what's going to urge you to keep going and forging onward when we're out questing for a fix." She had already pulled her old Spear from the closet along with a few packs, "Unless this is who you want to be for the rest of your life, you're going to need to get focused and start making the first steps forward."
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>>21317424
"Questing? You mean.. you and me? Like.. Like real Adventurers?" you stammered, trying to contain your excitement, "Of course! You're old enough and you've got every reason to." It was like Festivus had come early and the present at the top of your list was just handed to you, "But I'm not even fully trained! I haven't even been certified to enter an Academy or anything!" Your Mother flashed a confident smile, "Lucky that you've got an experienced traveler and battle-tested warrior at your side to guide you!"

"Now, let's get you out of that dress and into some proper armor." You didn't seem to care that she was dusting off the armor she had worn in her youth, it was armor all the same, real adverturer's armor! You reach to start removing the dress, but something stops you. Your hands tremble nervously as a foreign voice rings in your head."You'd give up all this power just for some musty old leathers?"

You watched a faint crackle of magic dance from your fingertips. You've hardly even tapped a fraction of your might. Aren't you curious what you can do? It hadn't even been more than an hour since you had used the dress's magic and reveled at how wonderful and good it felt to wield..

>wat do
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>>21317432
Obviously wear the armor above the dress

Or maybe even the reverse
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>>21317432
Well, shit. Let's make this cloth armor into something more protective? Any idea if we can transmute it into something more robust and perhaps, even, a little more comfortable?
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We are a fucking wizard now! Wizard the goddamn leather armor and dress into one garment!
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fuck the dress!
equip the leather!
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>>21317794
>Not going into Battle Mage Tree

Do you into Adventure?
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you guys want to end up insane like the ice queen? cause that's whats gonna happen by using magic.
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>>21317899
>>21317564
> THIS IS ME GIVING A FUCK
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>>21317899
We can overpower it! We will use the power of Asswizardry for good!
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"Do you need help, hun?" your Mother stood there holding up a leather breastplate, "I'm not sure how much experience you've had getting into a girl's dress, but never from this end." She cracked a little grin at you and you grinned back nervously. She didn't seem to suspect any reluctance from you, which was good.

"I think I can handle it, Mom.." You reached up and took the breastplate from her, preparing to set it aside. You figured you'd stall for a moment longer while you tried to sort out all these conflicting thoughts and feelings and voices rumbling around in your head. "We'll just make it look accidental. We don't want you breaking into a nervous sweat and soaking this lovely garment..." You felt something well up from deep inside you that erupted as a clinding flurry of colorful sparkles and flashes. The armor floats from your hands and presses itself to your torso as the magic whirls around it, reshaping and sculpting it into the dress, fusing itself amongst the fabric. Tendrils of magic reach out grabbing the remaining pieces of the armor from across the room, fusing bracers and shin guards into the dress's design.

The final product is a great deal more elegant and ornate than the armor was originally, and considerably more feminine in appearance than it was before, much to your dismay. "She's staring, child. Best look surprised or she might think you like all the frills."

"I.. I think the dress is cursed."
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Your display of magic was enough to finally get your Mother to show some honest confusion in her expression. She was caught off guard by the whole display and it showed, for once. You were legitimately worried as well, but couldn't help but feel relieved at having avoided a need to remove the dress. "See? Now you get the power and the armor and that pesky woman won't try forcing you to undress any more.." You wanted to shout of the voice, but swallowed the urge to scream like the raving loon you knew it was making you.

"Well, Roger, this quest is going to be more difficult than I thought. I was hoping to just take you on a little overnight hike to one of the temples to clear this up, maybe guide you through a fight with a trifling monster or two, but that clearly won't cut it." She stood there, quietly thinking to herself for a moment, staring at you, her now daughter, dressed up like some sort of Battle Princess.

"What do you think, hun? This is your quest and your problem and it looks like we're going to have to take this seriously. Where do you think we should start things?"

>What's the plan, Dingus?
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>>21318025
We better get titplate eventually.

I guess hiking to a nearby temple is a good place to start.
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>>21318025
Find some giver of low level quests

like rat slaying

we need some practice of any kind! wackiness crazy ladies with brooms doesnt give much XP
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>>21318025
Actually, this is as good a time as any to ask, since the prompt more or less asks the same thing, but where exactly should we take this quest?

I've got a few vague ideas, but seeing as this is a quest, I really want outside input on where to aim this thing. I'm not just looking to write a story that you are all forced to read, under the false pretense of having any sort of input.
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>>21318381
I guess hit the tavern for rumors of asswizardry. You need to give us a bit of a kick in the right direction before we can start giving input.
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>>21318381
>>21318025


We need to break the curse. We are currently working with very strong magicks and we have no knowledge of how it works or what it really does.

If there is any vestige of masculinity left within us, we need to find a wizard. A city wizard.

I gather we don't know much about it ourselves, we should ask mother if she knows someone or somewhere. A close mage tower perhaps.

Testing the dress' powers may be important too but we should probably avoid it until we get looked at.

We probably won't get anywhere with the first wizard, otherwise the dress would probably be long disenchanted by now, but its a start.
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After some discussion you get your Mother to agree to a trip to the tavern. She warned you not to get your hopes up, but part of you couldn't resist starting off your first quest at a tavern. Plus, you felt that you might be able to catch a few passing travellers or maybe even other adventurers that might be able to offer you some interesting leads in finding a proper solution to your cursed self. Perhaps a powerful Mage in a distant city who you could consult or an ancient relic in the ruins of a lost kingdom or some sort or rare plant your Father could work into a potion for you. The sort of stuff you'd imagine you'd be doing after graduating from the academy.

The sun was already setting, but you figured the local Tavern was still a good start, all the same. Afterwards, you could retire home before setting out in the morning, after gathering some supplies. You could kill two birds with one stone, and smooth things over with your Boss before leaving town. It all seemed so simple in your head. Plus, all the excitement of starting your first quest was drowning out all the weird voices and urges.

After confirming your plans with your Father and receiving his blessing of, "Go out there and make a man of yourself again, son." you left for the Tavern with your Mother.
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(Having some difficulty focusing. trying to get my head in the game, as it were)
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The Tavern was far more unimpressive than your daydreams had made it seem. It was a quiet little place, not unlike the rest of your town, with only a handful of patrons. You surveryed the room from the doorway, your Mother standing behind you. An older, larger man who was dining on the far side of the room on a very large meal, a group of 3 Elven men who seemed to be dressed plainly, quietly discussing amongst themselves, and young woman and man who appeared to be the most adventurer-y of the bunch, dressed in some light armor. All of them were facing away from one another, minding their own business.

Then there were the other patrons. You realized you had made a grave miscalculation. There were townsfolk here. Townsfolk you knew, and who knew you and your Mother. Some field workers were silently nursing drinks, minding their own business, but the rest were younger men, your age, boisterously sharing a round of drinks and talking with the bartender, whom you also knew.

Their eyes fell on you and you could feel every single one of them crawling across your body. "Now, aren't you glad you didn't let that woman undress you? Wouldn't want to look bad for this lovely crowd." You clenched your teeth and repressed the anger and indignity you felt.

A gentle nudge from your Mother snapped you from your seething, "If you want to find your leads, you're going to have to start talking to these people."
>Who to converse with?
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>>21319299
well I guess we go to the "obvious" adventury people
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>>21319429
>>21319299

None of them appear to be obvious leads. Are any of the townsfolk close friends? Maybe we should say goodbyes while we are here. Who knows how long we will be gone.

Elves tend to deal a little more with the magicky end of things, I'd vote to ask them if anyone.
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>>21319636
Agreed.
I can't remember; are we half-elf? Does that make us the target of Ellen racism?
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OP have to ask what are tags on your quest thread on sup/tg/

will be following it now from now on.

can't really participate cuz- "lol work and life"
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ask mother if she knows any one here who deals with arcane magic.

if she doesn't know anyone go for the elven gentleman.
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You strut right past the prying eyes of the inebriated young men at the bar and make your way towards the adventurous looking duo. The young man notices your approach first, but the young woman takes a moment longer.

Before you can speak he is offering you a drink and asking a variety of questions. You go to stop him, but his Sister blurts out and cuts you off instead, nearly in tears, asking him how he can be such a heartless dog, then proceeds to exposit that the two of them are orphans from an even smaller town to the north which was burned down by the Dread Lord Doomkill and his Skeleton army and now they must seek the 3 Magic MacGuffins to banish him. All the while, he is still appraising you with a lurid gaze. "Do it."

You Mother excuses the two of you and urges you to look elsewhere. You don't need to be the side character in someone else's Quest. Also, Doomkill is just a small time bandit arsonist, so there's nothing to worry about there.

You decide to suck up your pride and approach the bar and query the bartender on the other patrons and also what rumors he might have heard.
"Ho-Lee Shit... Rog'? That can't be you.." gossip spreads quickly in small towns. "You've heard already?" you ask in return. The Bartender points to one of the boisterous drinkers, "Oh yeah, Frank told me all about the scuffle at the item shop."

'Frank', was apparently the guard from earlier and upon seeing you, he shout you a wink. "Do it!"
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A small crackle of magic dances between your fingertips, but you turned back to the Bartender and gave the short version of your problems. Curses, lots of them, and you need a way to undo them. You leave out the stuff about magic and your growing hips and the nagging voice in your head.

The bartender jabs a thumb towards the older guy, "Well, moneybags over there has been ordering everything off the menu all night long. I think he's some sort of travelling merchant." then towards the Elves, "They just ordered some wine. But Elves are magic and shit, right? That's what I heard once. They could be helpful." your Mother muttered something quite mean in Elven under her breath.

You were pondering which one to approach first when one of the drinkers scooted closer, "Hot DAMN, Smith.. Wizards, huh? How bout that? Did they do a thorough job? Y'know.. Down in the cellar too?" the other men laughed heavily at that. "You know you want too~" "Hey, before you run off, and get that fixed, how about a peek for me an' the boys? Since we're friends and all? What's a peek at your goods between us guys, right?"
>wat do
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>>21320059
use our magicks to make him slip on his ass

Pretend he had too much to drink
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>>21320059

Screw that, maybe there's a nice lesbian girl somewhere.

Also >>21319636
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>>21320059
"Ted. Look. It's because we're friends that I'm going to forget what you just said. Because if we weren't, I'd have punched your face in. YOU try going a day in a shitty dress and see how you feel."

Let's try the merchant next.
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>>21319720
Almost forgot.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=WC:PGAQ

Also, thanks for your patience everyone. I'm trying to speed up. Getting my second wind after a long, tiresome day.
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>>21320059
Ask him if he wants to find out first hand and then go bug the elves.
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>>21320059

this sounds exactly like that hentai NTR i saw a while back....

[x] flirtly wink and say "I am still what i am down there you know."
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>>21320095
"Ted. Look. It's because we're friends that I'm going to forget what you just said. Because if we weren't, I'd have punched your face in. YOU try going a day in a shitty dress and see how you feel." With that, you navigate your way around and the other guys. With a bit of focus, you magic'd a bit of force against the heel of his shoe, jolting his feet out from under him and sending him to the floor without a trace of your involvement. The bartender insists that he'll have to cut Ted off for the night.

Look at you.. Using magic so easily.. Too bad that didn't feel nearly as good as the first time, huh? It really didn't but the satisfaction was there, and you focused on that instead. Your Mother pats you on the shoulder and tells you that you handled that like a man ought to.

You make your way over to the merchant's table. He greets the both of you with a wide smile, then washes down a mouthful of mutton with a heavy gulp from his stein, "Laaaadies! How can I help you? Drinks? Lets get some drinks!" Your Mother accepts and you follow suit, not wanting to be rude.

After some brief pleasantries you lay out your problems. You need some expert magical assistance and you'd think that a successful merchant, like him, may have had business with all kinds of Wizards, Mages, and the like.
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>>21317341
>You are Roger Smith.
All I can think about now.
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>>21320515
He admits that he may know a few and he might be able to set up a meeting with several, but such information and access to such prestigious individuals is not something that one can give out for free.

He shifts the conversation suddenly and probes you on your future and what you plan to do, if such a curse were to be broken. He insists that a small time peddler like Brogart, yes, he knows of Brogart, might pay a fair wage for a sharp young man's help, but he believes that he could offer a far better employment opportunity for you. To be honest, nothing boosts business like a cute young shopkeep. He would be able to set you up with your own store and a life of comfort and ease if you'd be willing to give up on regaining your masculinity.

The thought makes your skin crawl.. At least it should. The merchant's various compliments, while frank and pragmatic, are honest and sincere also. You consider it, only briefly, but decline.

He nods, admitting that it was worth asking. Instead, he offers that you look him up if you are ever in Arisca, the Bridge City. He'd be willing to cut a deal for a few small favors to get you an audience with the various Magi of that illustrious city. If you were capable of leaving in a day or two, he'd accept escort from here to Arisca, if you don't mind travelling with him and lending the services of your bodyguard (your Mother)

>What do you think?
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>>21320552
That's the joke, apparently.
Also, his middle name is Dorothy. So.. R. Dorothy.
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>>21320554

agree, but no "funny" business.
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>>21320554
ask if our dad can come with us, he can heal and shit.
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Rolled 15

Resist urges to make trap love to these lusty males
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>>21320991
>trap
You my friend, are and idiot.
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Rolled 1

>>21320991
NO!

Get a few extra coin by selling our backside
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>>21320898
This seems to be just what you were looking for. While not nearly as heroic or daring as you would have preferred, you imagine that lost distance travel has many other adventurous qualities which might be more your speed. Your Mother seems to agree, though she is wary of this man's insistence on having you stay female, for any reason.

You suggest that, if needed, you might also be able to enlist the services of a skilled Druid and healer who would help greatly during the trip. His expertise with the wilderness alone could ensure a safer trip for everyone and everything being transported.

Having some experience in business yourself, you figure that it might be best to properly negotiate this whole agreement, especially if you were going to be lending the services of your Parents to this gentleman that you just met. A proper contract may be in order, but in order to get that all set up, you'll likely need the help of Mister Brogart to draft one that won't leave you permanently indentured to this glutton.

You tell the Merchant that you'll need time to consider his offer, to which he tells you that he will be setting out within a day's time, so consider quickly, else you'll need to catch up with him later, on your own.

With that finally figured out, for now, you move aside to a quiet corner of the tavern. Your Mother smiles a bit at you, "You've learned some important lessons today, haven't you?"
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Going to call it a night for now. If the thread survives, I'll continue from where we left off.
For now, my focus is waning badly, and the need to sleep is catching up with me.
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>>21321466

I really think we need to stop being babysat by our mother. You have to explain to her that this is your issue - your quest. (Though she has been very nice to help you so far).

Firstly, you need to set up this adventuring party. Make sure that it' a party of only girls. We have seen what our backside does to men. Unless we want to spend the entire quest up all night in our tent with sword drawn to avoid getting assgrabbed, it's more logical to find a pair of girls. Hopefully this Druid and Healer pair fit.

Secondly - you need to start trying to pick up rumours on the most powerful wizards in the land. You'll want to head to the biggest and most powerful.
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>>21322357

Yeah, this makes sense. But do get help with the contract. Otherwise, locate some non-male traveling companions (Or a male who you are certain is a eunuch, lol) and start to do some research on where the most competent wizard might be found.
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>>21322357
We've only met one woman. How do we know dat ass doesn't hold enchantment over everyone?

Maybe mother can only resist being an elf. We'll have to go the extra step and make sure our companions are all elf women...
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Wait

>Gain Blue Dress
>Blue Dress gives magic powers
>Gain an inner voice in head

HOLY SHIT WE'RE A FANTASY BLUE BEETLE
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Alright. Good morning you sick, sick fucks.

Lets try and get this thing rolling again.

>>21322357
Ditching your Mom would allow less restricted use of your magic, but that would also mean less reason not to listen to the voice in your head.

Gathering an adventure party of your own would be better, but your choices are severely limited in this town, and very few, if any, would actually be of any help.

>>21322410
Heading to the city seems to be your best bet for finding any wizards. Keep in mind that any super powerful ones might be just as bad, if not worse than the one who cursed you. Other than that tip from the Merchant, there's not much other research you can do.

Brogart did mention having a contact who deals in magical items, so there's always that lead. Although, you are likely going to have to visit him sooner or later.
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>>21322357
Maybe we will do this once we get to the city. There really aren't any adventure-y people in this town, but I bet we can find a proper party in a proper city.
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In the time it took you to finish your discussion with the Merchant, the 3 Elves have already left. You regret missing the chance to see what they might know, but figure that you'll be fine without them. They didn't seem particularly sociable, anyways.

You and your Mother decide to retire for the night and head back home. You shared a meal with your parents, which was mostly uneventful. Your Father remarked that it seems like your situation is getting a little worse each time he sees you, while gesturing to your outfit. Your Mother notes that the garment is another curse from the Wizard. Some sort of enchanted item that she insists a proper expert should look at before anyone attempts to tamper with it.

You don't correct her and just assume she's covering for you in some way. Despite her insistence on having you act like a man, she certainly doesn't seem too concerned at your overly girlish appearance. Despite being part Elf yourself, you still couldn't quite understand what she may have been thinking.
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After dinner you went to your room, planning to sleep. As you approached your bed the dress, seemingly of its own will began to change and reshape again, vanishing the hard leather armor and restrictive corseting and such, and becoming a much looser, flowing nightgown. You had thought that you might finally get out of the dress, but it was hard to argue with the convenience it was forcing upon you.

Considering today's events, you were sure you'd feel exhausted, but after climbing into bed and pulling up the covers, all you could do was stare at the ceiling. You couldn't sleep at all. You were still filled with pent up energy that you couldn't suppress. You expected this would be where the voice would start harassing you, but there was nothing.. Just you, all this magical power, and the lingering feelings of just how exhilarating it felt to use magic that first time. How intense it felt to change your body in some small way. You wondered if you'd get the same feeling from changing someone else. Your hand drifted along your side, tracing the curve of your feminine frame.

You weren't sleeping tonight. At least, not until you burned off some of this magic.
>This is going to end badly.
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>>21326293
Sneak out and find some unfortunate stray animal to assify.
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>>21326293
LETS TRY TO SUMMON A FAMILIAR
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>>21326371
This! I bet it will be a butt stallion.
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>>21326388
I am hoping for a succubutt

Though that may be a bit advance I suppose
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>>21326412
I dont know if we are owerful enough to summon a Buttubus.
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I suggest we hold off on the summoning for a while. Let's try to get some basic offense down, especially if we're going to be with a healer and a druid. Let's arc some electricity from one hand to the other until we feel comfortable that we can do something like that without thinking about it.
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Summoning, you think, might be a good idea. Something external, but not immediately harmful to anyone or anything around you. Most Wizards had familiars, as far as you'd been told, so it only seemed natural that you could have one too, what with you now having all the powers of a Wizard.

You scooted out of your bed and got to your feet. This whole magic thing was still a mystery to you, but you had gotten by so far by just focusing deeply on your intention and letting the power from the dress do the rest of the work.

So, you reached deep, grabbing a proverbial pile of magic and began to guide it and instruct it. You decided to add some flashy hand gestures into the act, as if you were physically sculpting the magic into the desired spell.

You felt things were coming together nicely and let the spell loose, guiding it to the floor and into an elaborate circular pattern of light. You weren't sure what the symbols meant or if they meant anything at all, but to you, it looked the way a summon circle should look..

The light of your makeshift summoning circle burned brightly, filling the room. From the center of the circle you could make out a shadowy figure that only became clearer with each passing moment, as if they were coming into focus.
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The light show quickly faded and standing before you was a woman. Darky, grey-blue skin, stark white hair, small bat-like wings protruding from her back, horns poking through her hairline, and swishing behind her, a tail.

You gawked at your handiwork, impressed that you had actually pulled off such an impressive act of magic and stunned at the absolutely nude figure standing before you.

She made no effort to cover herself, instead taking a moment to stretch and adjust, absolutely devoid of modesty. She glanced around your room before locking her eyes on you. She leans down and lowers herself eye to eye with you, then gives a deep sniff. She holds for a moment, then sniffs again..

"A girl.. but a virgin.. But you stink of man.." Her voice was sultry and smooth as she appraised you, "You don't smell right, girl.." She stood up again, hands on her hips, "More importantly, why did you summon me? And with such a shoddy circle! Look at these runes.. This is pure gibberish! Were you trying to write your name or something?"

She huffed derisively, "You're lucky, darling. I'd have eaten alive any man dumb enough to summon me this way. I suppose I can still have a little fun as long as I'm out, though.. So, what is this anyways? Are you looking to experiment or were you just curious if Succubae actually answered calls like this?"

>Well?
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>>21327179
WELP we're gonna get raped

Maybe she might know something about gender swapping witches?
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>>21327179
You could probably tell her you were just aiming for a generic familiar and ended up with her and not get too raped for it. Maybe see what she knows about genderswapping asswizards.
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We treat her as our confidant and tell her everything, including the voice in our head that makes us like being an attractive girl, despite being a boy. We're naive enough to do that, right?
From a meta perspective, maybe she'll have some vague maternal feelings and let us off the rape hook.
We could get some of this stress off our chest AND not get raped at the same time.
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>>21327335
If she doesn't let us off the rape hook, we could always try to immobilize her via ass growth, though thatll probably backfire hard.
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>>21327458
Ideally, I envision us summoning this cutey pie on a regular basis as our confidant while she comforts us platonically because, despite or because of her occupation, she longs for simple nonsexual interaction.
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>>21327584
So shes like the sex demon version of our gay best friend?
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>>21327653

With benefits! Benefits of not being raped!
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>>21327707
its so stupid and awesome it just might work!
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>>21327211
>>21327242
You've made a terrible mistake. You were expecting a cat or maybe some sort of bird. You summoned a lesser demon, instead. One that wasn't bound in any particular way..

"I was just trying to summon my first familiar.." you squeak out, shrinking back away from her, "I'm still figuring out this whole magic thing.." The Succubus lets out a low whistle, "Color me, impressed then, girl. I wasn't expecting a clueless amateur to throw around that much magic.. You must be some sort of wild prodigy. I'm a little disappointed, though. I was hoping some drunk old coot had gotten tired of lonely nights in his tower, or something.."

You shake your head, "This is my first day using magic.." Never lie to demons. You'd read that somewhere.. or heard it. Nonetheless, it seemed like good advice. You resolved to be honest with her and began explaining the gender curse, the crazy ass-wizard lady, the dress, the magic, the voices, the conflicting feelings, and everything else.

As you explained, the Succubus stepped closer. Right out of the circle. Fuck. Your story seemed to interest her greatly. Her approached made you inch back until you stumbled and sat on your bed, and as you continued explaining she eventually seated herself beside you. She wrapped an arm around your shoulders and her tail around your hips, keeping you pressed close, much to your embarrassment.
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"Gender changing magic.. Gods below.. The things I could do with that." her tone was playful, but with a hint of malicious intent. "Better still.. That means you've never known the wonders of a woman's body, have you? Might explain why you went and summoned a succubus.. Intentionally or not."

The hand around your shoulders slipped down your back and across your ass, stopping to grope it firmly, while her tail began to coil around your thigh, "I think you could learn quite a bit more than just proper summoning circle construction from me if I was your familiar. I might even be able to tell you about that lovely dress that's got you so mixed up."

'No sudden moves..' you thought to yourself, trying not to squirm or aid in her teasing any further, "You could help me with magic?.. Wait, you know what's going on with this dress?" the succubus nodded, "Of course, of course, darling! I may not be able to sling spells, but that doesn't mean I'm not well educated. I've been around for ages, so I've heard about your dress, also."

"Will you help me, then..?" you asked reluctantly, "Not without proper compensation," she replied. It seemed like everyone wanted to cut a deal with you today. You still have enough magic in you to possibly pull off banishing her back to where she came from, but she could be of great help to you... but she's also a Demon..
>wat do
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so overwhelm the succubus with the shit thats happend to us in the attempt of not getting raped AND ask about wizards sounds like a plan.
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>>21327850
Ask her what she wants before making any rassh decisions.
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>>21327850
>shewantstofuck.jpg
Ask her just what, *flutter eyelashes*, pray tell, such compensation might be?
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first we need to know she wants in exchange. Try to arrange it that she can be our familiar in exchange she will be able to stay on this plane(as our familiar). Once we kick the bucket or otherwise end the agreement she is free to do as she wills so as long as she does not harm or help harm in anyway our self, friends, family, and allies including their/our descendents.
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>>21327919
>trying to use feminine wiles on a succubus
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>>21327938
also include that she must assist us however she can and she must alert us of her plans including the option of us saying no to such a plan preventing it from happening.
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>>21327971
another clause is if she encounters any of the descendents she must alert them of who she is and give them the option reastablishing the contract that we made.(basicly she must also avoid them unless she wishes to help)
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>>21327938
We know what she wants. She helps us, and we give her dominant control in the relationship. Sex-wise.
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>>21327850
>I've heard about your dress
Oh, hell, it's some sort of ancient artifact, probably with a name and everything. That doesn't bode well for our chances of it getting off of us without doing it the same way it was put on us.

Maybe after we learn to use the dress properly, we can give it to her in that way? She did express interest in its shapeshifting capabilities.
We should offer that to her in exchange for her "teaching us everything she knows about our newly found powers".

This would also, unbeknownst to us, force her to teach us how to use feminine wiles, since our femininity is, technically, a newly found power.
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>>21328012
overall a nifty contract outsiders(particulary the evil ones) would love as they only have to offer their services for a number of years then their free to go and are now on this plane.
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>>21327850
>Better still.. That means you've never known the wonders of a woman's body, have you?


If this go into full rape mode, at least tell her to be gentle!
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>>21328059
ooh clever make sure we add that into the contract as well.
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>>21328068
yeah asking demon to be gentle would cause the exact opposite to happen.
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>>21328059
The dress is probably another demon. A really bored and dickish one at that.
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>>21328100
Well, she's apparently taken enough of a personal interest not to go too crazy right out of the gate. It's possible we could exploit that to get much better terms than one should normally expect.
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>>21328308
exactly some of the other anons have already deviced a contract with that very thought in mind.
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>>21327335
>>21327458
You know, considering this IS a succubus and all, the Rape Hook is probably a very real object. Lets hope she doesn't bring in the Rape Hook.
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>>21328384
I'm in favor of us acting in-character and not doing this. We're young and have never had dealings with demons.
If we are trying to get more out of her than she would normally give, we should actually tell her that, in the form of "I hope you'll be nice please be gentle, since I've never done this sort of thing before and I didn't mean to summon you from the shower or sleeping, or whatever you were doing that caused you to be naked."
IE: We be perfectly honest and expect the same of her.
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>>21328384
Yeah, except they seem to be asking a bit much a bit too soon. First we need to know what SHE wants out of this before we can make any guesses at her true motivations. Only when we know what she SAYS she wants, and give a bit of thought to what she might ACTUALLY want can we determine exactly what sorts of terms we should impose.

After all, the more we know the better equipped we are when it comes to negotiating with her. Fuck, she hasn't even told us her name yet.
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If she's as knowledgeable as she claims, you think that it may be foolish to ban her now. Demons supposedly live for centuries, and from the sounds it, she may be rather old. "Alright, I'll listen to your terms if you listen to mine.."

Her face curled into a devious smile, "I want you to be my playmate." You gave her a strange look, "Why..?" she tickled her fingertips along your inner thigh, through the fabric of your nightgown, watching your body tense and tremble, "Because I've never had the pleasure of playing with someone like you. Someone who both wants it and desperately rejects it. Someone to whom every sensation will be new and exciting." Every word made you feel uneasy, as if the butterflies in your stomach were trying to rip their way free. Your reaction made her giggle softly, "You don't even know which feelings are yours and which belong to the dress.. I'd like to help you figure that out."

"I'm not saying I agree to that just yet.. But in addition to being my familiar, there are certain stipulations I'd need to put in place..." you begin to outline how she will be able to exist on this plane indefinitely, acting as your familiar, your teacher, and your helper with the caveat that she will be bound in servitude to your bloodline and forbidden from doing anything that might harm her friends, family, and loved ones after your passing.
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"That's a hefty contract, darling.. While freedom is enticing, I'd essentially be enslaved to you and your descendants forever.. You'll have to sweeten the deal."

You think for a moment and add, "On the condition that you can eventually help me get out of this dress and free me from its urges, I would then give it and it's powers to you. You'd get your gender changing magic, and I'd get my dick... And no one gets their soul sucked out."

From the look on her face, and the fact that she's stopped groping you for the time being, you assume that she's giving it some heavy consideration. "I think I might be able to agree with that. If you agree to my terms, then we can start as soon as you're ready."

>what could go wrong?
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oh fuck me we ARE actually that young and stupid.
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>>21328574
>what could go wrong?

You fool! YOU DOOMED US ALL
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>>21328574
">what could go wrong?"
>What could go wrong?
>WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
We're so fucked. General Custer is looking at us right now, and is mildly delighted that he isn't us.

We agree to the deal, of course. What could go wrong?
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>>21328574
This seems like a terrible idea.

We will accept.
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>>21328574
>what could go wrong?
Oh, I'd say anything and everything at this point.

ADVENTURE HO!
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>>21328625
>ADVENTURE HO!
Incidentally, this is turning out to be our class.
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>>21328574
Offer to give her a plump, grabbable ass instead of your plump, grabble ass.
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well looks like were gonna have to put figure out a way out of the contract on the to do list. I mean COME ON we just gave over our biggest reward to whomever can give get of the curse to a fucking SUCCUBUS. giving over the dress was NOT suggested by anyone thats railroady.
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Rolled 6, 3, 2 = 11

>>21327850

It's a demon. Show any weakness and you are going to be raped hard.

So try to look as cool as you can and ask her what sort of compensation she is thinking of, and if you can procure her services in a more permanent way.
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>>21328663
yes but but the dress we need that to serve as an incentive to whoever can break the curses.
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>>21328651
It was suggested by me here: >>21328059
Not railroady at all, and it's not like we have a whole lot else to offer her. We're already giving her both of our virginities.
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>>21328651
Well, I do believe you are forgetting something... >>21328059

Someone DID suggest we offer her the dress as a reward for helping us. So quit shouting railroad already.
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>>21328574

I think you need to ask her to clarify what "playmate" entails and counts as. This part of the deal needs to be hammered out. At the very least you might be able to contain the demonrape to after dark or something.
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>>21328697
shit my bad I apolagize. Still though goes our best bargaining chip when it comes to removing the curses.
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>>21328710
Oh, shit. This. Yes, this.
Vaguery is not conducive to demon contracts.
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>>21328710
yeah good point hammering out the details is a must. So long as the rest of recomended contract suggestions is used that should hopefully provide some damage control.
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>>21328651
Admittedly, this exchange is kind of a mess right now.

Someone did suggest that you could could offer her the shapeshifty abilities, since she was interested in them. That, and you wouldn't be giving up the dress right now.

There's also the whole idea of not wanting a madness inducing dress controlling you for the rest of your life. If you can learn to wield it's powers, and learn magic in general along the way, there's a good chance you could start doing some actual magic without the voices in your head.

Also, there's the possibility that breaking the curse on the dress may rob it of its powers.
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>>21328645
>implying her ass wouldn't already be sinfully fine
Nope. She wants ours, and given the rarity of that sort of situation I think giving it to her for a price was a solid option.
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>>21328755
so get stuck as a woman in exchange for a massive power boost when it comes to magic. That IS tempting, hm in that case instead of breaking the curses perhaps some counters for them and some work arounds should be what were after instead.
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>>21328689
>both our virginities
Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd read.
I should have known better.
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>>21328710
Yeah, we really need her to explain what playmate means and lay down what she is and is not allowed to do to our ass.

For all we know "playing" for a succubus might involve something unexpected and terrible that she manages to slip around the "do no harm" clause.
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>Demon Contract Negotiation Quest
>>21328710
She explains that 'playmate' entails a wide variety of physical activities, all of which will, unfortunately have to be non-violent, non-harmful, because of your second stipulation, and mostly semi-consensual acts of a sexual nature. She admits that she will have to hold back, but ensures you that her play sessions won't interfere with the rest of your life, or the lessons, too badly..

>>21328645
You offer some of your magical talent instead of sexual favors, but she laughs at that. As a Succubus she is naturally able to change her form in many ways to suit the desires of her victims. She only wants to get her hands on magic like yours so she could alter her victims to suit her own tastes. She says she wouldn't mind if you felt like enhancing yourself in the same way, though.

She makes it all sound so agreeable, even though you are terrified what she might have in mind. The idea of exploring your female sexuality in any way is still a terrifying concept.. Although, agreeing means you will have a teacher, a confidant, and someone who you could consider a member of your adventuring party.

>Clarified enough?
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>>21329309
>Succubus
> confidant

nope.jpg
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>>21329333
Whatcouldgowrong.gif
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>>21329309
Agree, shake hands on it.
Then realize that Mom is not going to like this one bit.

Still, we got ourselves and all of our descendants a succubus teacher/confidant who can change their gender to suit her/their needs/desires for as long as our line lives.

All for the price of having sex and giving away something we don't want to have.
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>>21329309

Hmm. How about no "playing" during the day, when we'll be adventuring and such. And we still need to get full nights of sleep.

Aside from that... make sure that she looks human when following you around. And is clothed in public. At least the minimum.

Then shake hands on it.
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>>21329309
Sounds fine. I mean, mostly. Non-violent and non-harmful doesn't mean non-painful but oh well, what could go wrong? I'm sure we're a little masochistic anyway. Should be cool.
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I know this is gonna bite us on the ass eventually but what the hell. With this contract and inexchange for some of our strange fucked up magic we get ourselves something that our line may also enjoy.
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>>21329309
Howsabout offer her playmates LIKE us in lieu of us? That guard was an asshole and no one would miss him...
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Stop being a pussy and agree.
What could go wrong?
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After enough internal debating you finally agree. You reach out to shake her hand, but she takes it and runs a clawtip along your palm drawing a bit of blood, "Like this.." then then does the same with her opposite hand and then takes yours, "First lesson.. This is how you bind a demon to the promises they've made." The simple handshake makes your very soul shudder for a moment, but that feeling is soon replaced by a sort of confidence.

"I am Millia Lili, and I am bound to serve and aid you and your descendants."
"I am Roger Smith, and I am honored to have you as my Familiar." you answer in reply. It seems awkward, but Millia does not object.

When you finally unclasped your hands, the cuts and blood have vanished.

"And now, to consummate your end of the deal, darling.." her playful smile returns. She shoves you down onto the bed, causing you to yelp in surprise, "Second Lesson.. Silence Wards. You'll need to master this one if you don't want others finding out you're playing with a succubus at night."

Much to your surprise, her guidance is quite helpful. She carefully walks you through the spell until you had successfully warded the room from any exiting sounds.
>Spell Get!
>You learned *Silence*!

As soon as you had it right, she was quick to get started. Despite your apprehension, she continued to surprise you with how reserved this first 'session' was. All the same, she had you squirming and moaning uncontrollably.
Aaaaand.. Fade to black.
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Millia's masterful ministrations had worn you out very quickly. You don't even remember falling asleep, but you only realized that you had the next morning when the Sun's glaring light poured through your windows.

Millia was no where in sight. Nor was the summoning circle or any signs of what you'd done last night. Your bed was perfectly clean, and so were your clothes.

You climbed out a bed, looking for any sign of her, but nothing turned up. You weren't quite ready to try and resummon her if that was the case, not that you think you'd need her right now..

Once you started to wake and get in the mood to move around, your nightgown turned back into your battlegown once again, complete with the protective leather plating bits.

At any rate, you needed to start getting things in order for your quest. You had your leads and your goals, you just needed to start moving towards them. This meant gathering supplies, settling things with your Boss, as he'd be losing his assistant for a few weeks, and getting everything packed.

>Wat do?
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>>21329683
There IS nobody around us. Point to another uncomfortable, magic-induced male to female transsexual with burgeoning magical powers that allowed her to accidentally summon a Succubus day one, and maybe that kind of schtick would work.
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>>21329856
>fade to black
It's like you don't even know us.
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>>21329891
You have the power to turn any dude into a chick like you, which was the main reason she wanted you. You could have offered practically anyone in your place. Its all a moot point now, though.
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>>21329894
I'm not really toeing the line or avoiding it at this point. I'm on top of the line, humping it like a dog in heat.

While this may be perfectly fine with some people, the mods don't really like it when people go full fapfic.
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>>21329886
Let's start with supplies. We can start by raiding our parents' house. They probably have all sorts of adventuring supplies gathering dust that we can borrow.

Also keep an eye out for Millia so we can thank her for last night and act like a lovey-dovey couple, just to fuck with her head.
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>>21329886

Well, I guess, go purchase some supplies. Your Boss and Mother should both have solid advice on what to bring. Remember to bring lots of rope and magical little fridge.
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>>21329951
Well, if somebody wants to throw up a pastebin...
>eyebrows.gif
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>>21329965
Obviously, as a confused young woman we'll become very clingy to the better part of our first sexual encounter.
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>>21330041
That would require me to write it.. Which I'm not going to do at the moment, because I need to go take care of some stuff, because I've kind of been doing this all day.

So, yeah...
>Pause quest thread y/n?
>Y
>Quest paused.
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>>21330084
Time for discussion, then.

Is Mom coming with us during the tutorial section to the city where we'll be recruiting our real party?

Are we going to travel with the questionable motives rich merchant to the city?

I vote we call Millia Lili "Ms. Lili" when speaking. It'd be how we would be used to referring to adult women and probably throw her off by being fairly respectful.

Also this: >>21330055
We should show little signs of being nervous that we don't know where she is, but if Mom asks, just say that we still feel odd from the change. We feel ashamed to tell her that we made a deal with a Demoness of Lust, and Ms. Lili will like that her mere existence is starting to corrupt us by causing us to lie to the person we should feel closest to unprompted.
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>>21329886
She could have at least cuddled...
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>>21330214
You. I like you.
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>>21330214
Maybe she did cuddle but we were sleeping to deeply to notice and we didn't wake up when she left a bit ago. As she was leaving she made sure to tuck us in properly and kiss us on the forehead saying that she'd be back soon.
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>>21330214

Didn't say she didn't cuddle. We just weren't awake at the time.

I'm sure there were hours of torturous foreplay to ease us into the experience as well.

We probably overslept by quite a bit.
Maybe she decided to help us get supplies and let us sleep in a little.
What a nice demon she is.
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>>21330307
>>21330322
Yeah, but she left before we woke up, leaving us to our own conclusions. She just made an insecure, clingy lesbian(?) out of us by abandoning us like that.
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>>21330442
Standard descriptions of orientation kinda go out the window once you throw gender swapping in.

We'll talk to her next time we see her and try to avoid seeming to clingy.
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>>21330084

Hmm, I just realized. Some people were mentioning avoid men in an adventuring party for fear of assgrabbing. While I think everyone likely wants to grab your ass (but the men in the tale seem far worse), it hit me there's a better reason for this. The succubus apparently eats the flesh of men. Unless you want to wake up one morning to half your adventuring party splattered across camp because the Succubus got bored/hungry, try to stick to hiring women.

Speaking of... not sure what was in the contract about doing things to other people. I hope the succubus doesn't leave a trail of grisly murders in our wake....
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>>21330442
You know what we must do.
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>>21330563
Oh please, like we have the balls to do that. If anything, we would just make our ass irresistible to even a demon. Which apparently it already is, but even moreso.

Besides, yandere is shit.
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>>21330588
Of course we don't have the balls for it. We lost those with our dick!
Pease don't hit me.
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>>21330545
Male or female, everyone is kind of in danger. Roger has done a fine job so far of not going total Ass-Wizard on everybody who crosses her path, but at the same time, it's only been a day since this all started, the madness is still slowly slipping in, and regardless of gender, all this magic power is going to be an issue sooner or later to the people around you.

>>21330214
>>21330307
>>21330322
People like cuddling. I'll have to keep that in mind...

>>21330563
Yuno is a crazy bitch and whatshisfuck should have shot her in the face at the start of the series.
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>>21330947
>regardless of gender, all this magic power is going to be an issue sooner or later to the people around you
>Gain control of dress's gendershift powers
>Dress wants us to like being attractive
>Everyone is a sexual object, regardless of their orientation
We have the potential to slut up in a way never before thought possible. Especially if Ms. Lili teaches us magical allure. We could become a sexual creature the likes of which even succubi would envy.
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>Unpause quest
Let's get this show back on the road.
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>>21333214
You find your parents in the kitchen, already cleaning the dishes from a meal. "Did I miss breakfast?" "You missed lunch, son," your Father replies. "We figured you needed some sleep after yesterday," your mother adds in, pulling out a tray and uncovering some food for you, "Plus, it helps to get plenty of rest before a big journey." You smiled at that last part.

While eating your Mother watches you with some concern, commenting on how you looked down. You told her that it was just the curse stuff concerning you. You sort of hoped that you could have woken up back to normal. It was a lie, but only one of omission. You had been leaving out the details pretty frequently regarding your problems. Every kid does that with their parents, you told yourself.

You change the topic to preparing for your quest, gathering supplies, and getting ready to leave for Arisca. Your parents offer up some of the basics that they still have around; bedrolls, backpacks, travel cookware, but you are still in need of rations, rope, torches, and so on.

You needed to visit Brogart's shop, anyways. You tell them that you'll gather everything you need while they start packing everything else.

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>>21333234
You finish your food and take off down the street towards Brogart's Item shop. The weather was still fairly nice and the various citizens around town were out and about, minding their own business. The various odd stares and looks you were receiving still bothered you, but you were getting better at tuning them out.

You stopped dead in your tracks as soon as you reached the item shop. Standing out front, sweeping, or rather, kicking up a dust cloud as she whipped the broom around foolishly, was the crazy Ass-Wizard lady..

She was still wearing your clothes which looked like they were on the verge of bursting around her expansive curves. She looked absolutely carefree as she did a crude impression of your former job, waving the broom around wildly while she wiggled her backside for everyone to see.

Upon noticing you, she stopped sweeping and flashed a giant grin, "Welcome to Boogers Item place! How can we have you money today?"

You never thought that Brogart's store was anything impressive, but you always took a certain amount of pride in your work... And here she is, source of all of your problems, practically laughing in your face about it. It made your blood boil.

>wat do
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>>21333490
Ignore her for now. Talk to Brogart before you do anything to get you kicked out of the item shop.
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>>21333490
"The only thing I want from you is to undo what you've done to me. If you won't do that, I'll settle for you getting the hell out of my way."
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>>21333534
No.. Not right now. You have more important things to worry about. You can get revenge on that crazy bitch and her big fat ass after you've secured all the supplies you need.

You ignore her and march into the store. Inside, you could see Mister Brogart at his usual spot behind the counter and a few people, whom you didn't pay any mind, browsing the walls. You noticed that he was now sporting some short, but noticeable hair on his face again. It occurs to you that the hair growth salve was in the pockets of your work apron, which means it was on Crazy Ass-Lady.

You also notice that the beard that had been blown off his face was now frame and had a rather high price tag on it.

There's a brief moment where Brogart regards you with a look of concern, but you flash him a nervous smile and he grins back, "I was worried about you, Dingus.. After you went nuts with that broom and flew off, we thought that loony bint had possessed you." You shake your head and begin to explain that you just panicked and decided to get seek some help and that you'll be heading out soon on a trip to Arisca to get the aid of some of the country's most talented Wizards.
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Brogart admits that he'll miss you, but he believes that he'll make up for your skill as an assistant with the mindless eye-candy out front. She's more of an ASS-istant, he jokes. You inquire about that and he explains that after you left, she just sort of figured she was the shopkeep now, since you took her dress and ran off. She hasn't magic'd up a single thing since. Poor thing doesn't even know where she was last week. At any rate, Brogart insists that he wants to keep an eye on her until this whole curse thing is sorted out.

With all that figured for now, you get down to business. You start gathering supplies while telling Brogart about the business deal you'll need to make in order to secure passage to Arisca and get in contact with those wizards. He doesn't like the idea of you supporting some other crook's business, but you talk him into drafting a proper contract in exchange for the hair growing salve while you gather the rest of your goods.

"You've got a bit of a tab going here, boyo.. Tell you what, you're going on a proper quest and you're going to need more than just some rations and spices. How about, as a good luck gift, I toss in a bit of gear with this? Grab a sword or somethin' for insurance."

>Pick a weapon
>But nothin' too expensive, dingus.
>Don't wanna cut into the profits too badly.
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>>21334483
I assumed our ass could be used as a weapon
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>>21334483
Its sword time!

Then we can magicks it to have enchantment!

At level 1!
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>>21334483
We were good with that broom, so lets go polearm. I'm thinkin halberd, personally. And retrieve beard salve from gigabuns out front for extra goodwill.
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>>21334530
He already retrieved the salve.
Also, going to grab some food while I wait for more input.
Right now, Ass, Sword, and Polearm are tied.
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>>21334637
I vote for an Ass-Polearm
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>>21334637
How about we invent our own martial art style combining polearm and ass
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>>21334669
>>21334671
>Assberd mind
Did we just become a poledancer knight?
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>>21334683
Can Millia teach us how?
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>>21334683

poledancer knight is go!
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>>21334683
I should be against this, but there's something kind of awesome about a polearm wielding warrior who uses their polearm to poledance...
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>>21334792
Eugh! Fuck. That picture looked so nice in the thumbnail.. Time to delete that. Have a nice pic of Titania
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>>21334792
Its not our fault! We just wanted to wield a halberd like a real knight, but once we touched that smooth, rigid shaft...
Anyways! The dress just took over while we were fighting those bandits. If you can call that show we put on fighting...but we won in the end, and that's all that matters!
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>>21334792
>I should be against this
>Some Pervert

Sure you are....

POLE DANCER BATTLE MAGE IS A GO!
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>>21334783
>"I-I don't really know how to fight that well... Just basic stuff."
>"Oh don't worry hon, I can teach you some more -giggle- effective moves."
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>>21334828
>>21334790
>>21334683
>poledancer battlemage with a variable ass and a succubutt familiar
This quest just got CUH-RAZY
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>Poledancer's Polearm it is.
You perused the weapons for a while, examining the various swords and knives before arriving at the polearms. You mother had mostly used Spears and Glaives while your Father, being a Druid, had eschewed the use of metal weapons and relied on wooden staves. Both of them had helped you train to keep you in shape and to help you pass the Academy entrance exams, so you were well acquainted with pole weapons.

You lifted one from the rack and examined it carefully. A halberd with a lacquered black shaft that shone like polished glass. Something about running your small hands along it's length felt.. enticing. You tested its weight and balance a bit. You took it through a few simple drills, twirling it around your body and carefully feeling out the way it moved.

"This one, Brogart," you said, bringing it to rest with the butt of the Halberd between your feet. You weren't even aware your body as you reflexively brought you leg to curl around it.

Brogart stared for a moment, but shook the dumbfounded look from his face. He told you your total and you paid, thanking him graciously for allowing you to go on this trip and wishing the best for him and his business.

"Listen, Roger.. Just come back safely, would ya? I know it's just a few days trip down the road, but all this magic wizard curse nonsense is worrisome." You smiled confidently to reassure him, "I'll be back in pants before you know it, Boss."

"Excuse me, did you say Roger? as in Roger Smith?"
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>>21335370

We should have turned the broom into a polearm.
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>>21335370
>"Excuse me, did you say Roger? as in Roger Smith?"
Maybe we should start going by our middle name and refer to ourselves as R. Dorothy. I dont know if it would be better or worse to hide our genderbent-ness from the world.
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You turn to see who was asking. One of the customers you didn't pay any mind before had approached closer. Your heart skipped a beat in excitement as you recognized her face... Millia. At least, you thought it was her.

Rather than the Succubus you had seen last night, she was a taller, pale, human woman. She was dressed in fine travellers' clothing, with a distinct pair of leather boots that reached up to her hips. You notice a sturdy leather whip coiled up and hanging from her belt. She regards you with the briefest coy smile before continuing the conversation.

"Would you be the Roger Smith who I've heard about? The one who was cursed by a crazy wizard with large hips and a fine dress?" You nodded, trying your best to contain your excitement and play along, "Y-yes.. That's me.. Word travels fast around here."

She introduces herself as a travelling archaeologist and historian who was making her way through town when she heard rumors at the tavern about curses and dresses. She decided to follow up on the rumors, believing that the dress and wizard in question might be who she feared they were.

Brogart wonders what it is about the dress that's so interesting, to which she replies that it is a very old and very powerful relic that is highly dangerous. If at all possible, she would like to escort you to Arisca, she shoots you a wink, where a colleague of hers might try to untangle you from it's dark clutches.
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>>21335538
Maybe once we leave town. No point in using while we're still here, and it would make more sense once we're away from here to use a more feminine name.

>>21335540
Graciously thank her.
And ask her name (we know it, but we should find out if she uses a different name when in this guise).
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>>21335540
>You notice a sturdy leather whip coiled up and hanging from her belt
>She introduces herself as a travelling archaeologist and historian

Fuck yea Millia is Indiana Jones
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>>21335653
Do this, but ask to be called "Dorothy" instead of "Roger".
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"I was just about to set off on a journey to Arisca! If you'd be willing to accompany us, I can see about adding you to the party. We'll be escorting a Merchant and if I can offer more protection for his caravan, then there will be less favors for him to ask of me when we arrive."

You gather up your supplies and insist that you will have to introduce her to the other members of your party before sealing the deal, but you are confident that they will welcome the extra help.

You bid your final farewells to Brogart and lead Millia out of the store. You brush right past Crazy Ass-Lady and make your way into a secluded alley before throwing your arms around her happily, "I didn't think I'd see you again, Miss Lili! I was worried you'd run off because I fudged the contract or something!" She is eager to return the hug, resting both hands on your rump and giving them a playful squeeze, "I'm a professional, Darling. I wouldn't just botch everything by letting your parents find you in bed with me... Although, I'm surprised that you are so happy to see me." You squeeze yourself against her, blushing in embarrassment, and lacking a proper answer. You weren't honestly sure why you were so happy to see her. Millia lets an amused chuckle slip out.

"While I'd love to stay here and tease your cute little butt, I do think you have some appointments to keep, Roger." You nod and slowly pry yourself from her hold, "But.. Could you call me Dorothy from now on..?"

>What's next on the agenda?
>Revenge?
>Introductions?
>Business meeting?
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>>21335717
Seeing as Asslady is some sort of retarded, revenge would be a fruitless endeavor. Its no good if they don't know why you are revengeancing them. It would be best to just get a move on.
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>>21335717
Introductions, I suppose.
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>>21335776
agreed
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How's everyone enjoying things so far?

Anyways, don't feel like you are limited by those options. You still have several hours to kill, game-time-wise, before you really need to be anywhere.

Don't feel like I have some grand plan. I'm kind of typing and figuring this all out as I go along. I had no plans for a succubus playmate/tutor/party member this morning, nor was I thinking of polearm-dancing being a thing.

Within a certain limit, I'm willing to take this quest where people want to see it go. I'm just having trouble keeping things moving at a decent pace while also giving a reasonable amount of control to you participants. It's honestly somewhat hard to find good places to inject choice without having it come up constantly with "what do you say?" type stuff or non-choices where it feels like things can only go one way.
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>>21335892
Take a glance at Brothel Quest in the Foolz archives. Capitalism does a good job of balancing choice and gameplay. And he does a good job of incorporating write-ins.

I think introducing your new best friend to your parents can only end terribly, so lets go with that.
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I vote for introducing Millia to parents, then maybe looking for some more like-minded individuals to aid us on our quest if there's still time
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>mother is a magically attuned elf
>father can potentially sense unnatural things on account of being a druid
>bringing home a demon to show off to them
This can only end well.
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>>21335892
>>21335990
>>21335930
I'll agree with the introduction to parents.
But I don't know about finding any other adventurer-wannabe's in our town.
Do we have any childhood friends that might have some useful skills or would want to go on an adventure?
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>>21335892

Buy lots of lots of chicken to roast and have the succubus eat off your hindquarters. And purchase a book of Elven Sonnets while you're at it.
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>>21336032
Look, we're young and naive enough, apparently, to agree to having a succubus as a familiar as a good idea.

Also, they might be able to give us some pointers with certain supernatural entities due to their experience.
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>>21336039
I think keeping childhood friends AWAY from our ass might be more prudent.
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>>21336050
I should have probably noted that I wholly support this endeavor. It can only end well.
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>>21336032

I'm sure they'll completely understand.

But then not acknowledge it because they need to be sure we fully explore our sexy options, and not have their knowledge of our deviancy inhibit us in anyway.
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>>21336041
Taken into consideration.

>>21335990
There might be a few people around town with valuable skills, but they might require payment, compensation, or a reason to come along with you. Millia is bound to serve and your parents want to help anyways, so there's no need to bribe them into helping.. Anyone else who might agree unconditionally is sure to have questionable motives. Questionable motives that may involve your ass.

>>21336032
Can't wait to see how that goes!.. Lemme go type that!
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>>21336272
Be sure to be extra clingy to Millia when showing her off!
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>>21336272
Okay, so it sounds like no other party members are to be found here.

>>21336312
Nah, let's not do that in front of the parents. We can do it in private though; it can be our shameful secret.
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>>21336041

I assume aside from the chicken and Elven Sonnets, your mother probably has lots of old adventuring gear laying around - backpack, rope, lantern, collapsible 11 foot pole, traveling boots, some tools, duct tape, etc.
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>>21336457

Don't forget lamp oil, matches, Bandages, extra changes of underwear, Toothbrush, razor, knife, tent, blankets, cup and bowl, raincoat and hat, and of course, your towel.
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>>21336457
Considering the nature of this quest I would assume that duct tape is probably not the best plan, Doubly so with a succubus hanging around
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>>21336272
That feel when you interestingly enough want to go for the one with the blue panties cause of bulge... I blame /a/
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>>21336512
Duct tape is never a bad plan. You never know when you will need that stuff. If the succubus gets her hands on it, it's only a bonus.
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>>21335892

You know what we need? We need to find a cute Cleric girl to join the party. Then we can slowly fall in love with her, while still banging the succubus. This will cause horribly conflicting feelings and lead to terrible drama. And this would be pleasing.

Also, have a cute Cleric girl around to cast some anti-demon stuff if the succubus ever snaps.
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hey. Hey
Where the fuck is our DIIIIIIIIICK
Why are we not getting it back RIGHT NOW
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>>21336702
Because the only way to even remotely do so is to travel to a city several days away, and probably not even then, because we'll have to deal with crazy-ass wizards who'll sooner try to grope and/or mind-control us than give us a fetch-quest to give us a tiny clue on how to break this curse.
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>>21336627
Lets not go generic anime love triangle route please. I would much rather go the adventures of Genderbent Poledancing Battlemage and Succubelmont Jones route if you don't mind.
>>21336702
We are actively working on that when not getting sexed up by demons.
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You gather up your bags of supplies and lead Millia back to your house by the hand. Along the way you insist that as long as she sticks to her story that things should go smoothly. Your Mom already knows that you were searching for additional help on your quest, so this should seem entirely natural. Millia can't help by giggle at your exuberance, but tells you that you need to tone it down a bit. She squeezes your hand then pulls loose, "We don't need them questioning my involvement too much.." you reluctantly agree..

You finally arrive at home to find several packs set by the door. You decide to set the supplies and you halberd with them. After a brief search, you find your parents sitting in the back yard. Your mother is re-lacing her boots and your father is preparing various plants and alchemical ingredients.

"I have some good news!" you announce suddenly. They both look up at you curiously, "I got the supplies and the contract for the Merchant and a willing adventurer who can help us out!" With that introduction, Millia steps into view, "Miss Lili here is an archaeologist and she knows about the cursed dress I'm stuck in AND she's got friends in Arisca who can help us!"

Both of them pause what they are doing for a moment to inspect this unknown woman. "An archaeologist?" Millia nods, "With a particular interest in ancient relics." "What brings you by our town, then?" "Stopping by after a visit to Idengar on my way to the western territories." "Idengar has been destroyed for over 200 years." "And the ruins are splendid. You should visit them."
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The exchange goes back and forth for a few minutes. Millia doesn't miss a beat. In fact, you are impressed that a Succubus could have such thorough knowledge of the mortal world.

Eventually the conversation turns towards the dress and your curse, "So, you say you followed the rumors and met Roger?" She nods, "That dress he's wearing is a very old and very dangerous artifact. It was worth looking into just on the chance it may have been the same dress, and it is. That dress is likely what drove it's previous owner completely mad."

Your parents both looked at you with concern, "Then we should destroy it right away! Roger, get undressed immediately. Your Father and I will destroy it right here!" Millia shot a hand out, blocking your parents from you, "I wouldn't do that! Destroying that dress will unleash all it's power and magic on everyone here and in town." Your Father slowly resheathed the obsidian knife he'd drawn.

"Everyone just relax for a moment and I'll explain.." Your Mother exchanged a worried look with you and your father, "Firstly, that dress will only drive her to insanity after years of wearing it. Secondly, you can't remove it until the dress has finished with its wearer. Even then, it will only come off once it feels it has a better host to corrupt."

All of this was news to you.. Very frightening news. You didn't say anything, though. You just kept your gaze locked on Millia.
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"That's even more disheartening to hear," Your Father looked stern and serious as he listens, "But, I assume you have some sort of solution?"

Millia nods, "There are ways that other Wizards could drain the dress of all its potency and reduce it to a harmless state. It would just peel right off of Dorothy and then we could work towards sealing away it's power and locking it back in the catacombs it was plucked from." Your Mother looked at you strangely when you were addressed by your middle name. She didn't bring it up, but you couldn't helped but shrink back a little, scootching behind Millia a little.

"And these wizards are in Arisca?" "As many wizards are. It's a very popular trade city and any spell slinger worth their salt will attempt to set up a workshop there." Your Father nods in agreement, "There's a great deal of valuable knowledge to be found passing through the streets of large cities like that."

You finally speak up, "So.. Miss Lili can come along and help, then?" "She seems to be the only person at our disposal who has any insight into solving this predicament, son. I don't think it would be wise to turn her away," your Father lifts her pack of ingredients, "Add her to the roster when you set things up with that merchant."

Before parting ways for the time being, your Mom places a hand on your shoulder, "Just keep us in the loop. We need to keep you sane long enough to get you back to normal, hun." You pull your Mom into a hug and nod vigorously, "Of course I will!"

>You still have the remaining evening before you need to meet with the Merchant for his departure tomorrow.
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>>21336627

This. But make sure she knows heal and rez spells. All we have is "Silence".

Oh, also, now that I consider it - does the Succubus have Plump and Grabbable stats like we do?
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>>21336769

Are you openly disapproving of a chance to add another plump, grabbable ass to this troupe?

Shame upon you, sir.
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>>21336824
>>21336769
I think that anon does have a point about having a healer in the group. Sure, our dad's a druid, but a dedicated healer would still be nice to have.

The problem, of course, would be convincing her to come along.
Do we know of any aspiring clerics in town that we're friends with?
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>>21336859
If said ass comes with such a horribly contrived scenario surrounding it, then yes. We still have plumped any asses aside from our own yet. And even that was only once!
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So, are the parents coming or do we need additional companions?
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>>21336886
Parents are coming, that's part of the deal we made with the Merchant.
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What abilities do our parents have access to? We should know everything at our disposal before we do anything stupid.
Also, did we have any childhood sweetheart that just so happens to have some sort of martial training or something that we can cajole into joining us?
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>>21336884
>We still have plumped any asses
Haven't, even.
>>21336908
Our dad is a druid and I think our mom is a warrior.
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>>21336884

Screw a contrived scenario, lets get a cute Cleric girl in the party so we can watch the succubus corrupt her.
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>>21336974
Or we can plump her ass when she isn't looking, just a few inches at a time, until it drives her insane.
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>>21337000
>Implying that this would not then lead the succubus to molest said Cleric.

She seems to like plump asses - she went after ours pretty quick.
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>>21337010
Cue us breaking down when we realize that she is in love with our ass and not us.
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>>21337026
Guys! Quit spoiling the plot twists before the writer thinks of them!
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>>21337026
>>21337010
>>21337000
>>21336974
/tg/ - Plumping Asses General
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>>21336908
Your Father is a Druid in the classic sense. He has access to Nature Magic which allows him control over plants and lesser animals. He is also a healer and an alchemist on the side and can use his extensive knowledge of plants to concoct useful potions and medicines.

Your Mother was a trained soldier of the Elven Military. She is a skilled and powerful warrior with plenty of battle experience. Her service in the Elven Military also honed her Stealth and hunting skills. Of course, being an Elf, she has a natural boost to her agility and grace. Also, she can cook!
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Do we have anything else to do? Otherwise, I vote to move the plot forward, if possible.
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>>21337097
Does she have a giant raccoon steed? Can we acquire a giant raccoon steed?
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>>21337113
Same here.
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>>21337097
If we don't have any childhood sweethearts or friends we can drag on this wild adventure, sure, let's move the plot along.

Maybe we can have Lilli teach us how to summon an actual familiar this time.
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>>21337078
This is one plot twist I do not mind having spoiled in the least.
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>>21337084
You DID read the title of the thread, right?
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>>21337097
Get all the gear that people mentioned, then full steam ahead!
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>>21337026
Well, see, thats' why we need a cute Cleric girl to hook up with when we are emotionally betrayed by our plump grabbable ass.
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>>21337170
And then in a fit of rage we plump her and the succubus' ass to immobility and set them as trophies in our Asswizard Tower as we begin a new reign of magical terror. And magical asses.
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>>21337147
Actually, I didn't. What's WC:PGA stand for? Waterloo Classic: Professional Golfer's Association?
I didn't feel like I was missing anything important (good summary, Pervert) so I didn't go back and read the previous thread.
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>>21337207
Wizard Curse: Plump Grabbable Ass
And read the first line of the op
>Once again into a world of Crazy Ass-Wizards, cursed dresses, bald dwarves, and female posteriors.
>female posteriors.
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>>21337097
What are our stats again?

And what stats does the succubus's ass have?
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>>21337113
>>21337142
We could throw a friend into the mix, like some people are suggesting. Roger isn't a total goon, so it stands to reason that he's got a buddy or two.

>>21337120
One of the few druidy pictures I actually have. My /tg/ folder is overflowing, but for some reason, very few druids.

If Dad can do the animal form thing, you've never seen him do it.

>>21337170
I'm not sold on the cleric kid, but if I come up with a fun spin for it, we'll see what happens.

>>21337207
Wizard Curse: Plump Grabbable Ass Quest.
Check out the first thread, anyways. Not because I think it's awesome, but because there are some important bits of information you might not have caught.

>>21337113
Oh yeah, and if we're moving the plot forward, I think I'll be wrapping up this thread for the time being. It's been running for a solid day now, and I'm losing steam again. May be best to rest this quest for a few more days.
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>>21337282
>mother riding shapeshifted dad as a mount back in their heyday
Dawww.

I think getting a fresh start away from all friends would be for the best. We can recruit in the city.

Have another druid.
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>>21337282
Can't really think of a friend for right now.

Maybe we could meet them in the city? Like, they got a headstart on joining the Academy a year ahead of us, and we can have them join our party then.

Like a Biggs to our Luke, or something.
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>>21337282

Instead of Cleric girl, let's get a Druid girl. Then we can ride her to cut down on travel time. Or get both!
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>>21337348

>Biggs
Are you trying to get them killed? This is blatant disregard for the preservation of a plump grabbable ass.
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>>21337370

Hmm, better pick up that Cleric, yeah, for heals, in case our plump grabbable ass comes into danger.
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>>21337453
I'm sure the buttubus will be able and willing to kiss it all better.
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>>21337348
If that's where people felt like taking this, I'd pull a character from my own un-plump, un-grabbable ass and give you a 5th member to the party.

Although, there are always bigger and better things over the horizon and I like the idea of having friends out there in the world, waiting to reunite.
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>>21337490
Im not entirely sold on the childhood friend thing, myself. If I got turned into a jiggly assed hot chick, the last thing I would want to do is spend all my time around my old friends.
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With your newly purchased supplies packed away and the issue of adding Millia to the group resolved, you were left with time to burn. You figure that it may be best to secure that contract with the Merchant, on the off chance that something changes or you need time to negotiate further before his departure tomorrow morning. This time, Millia accompanied you and the attention and you got from the young men from town was even worse. Millia mentions off-hand just how much easier booze makes her job.

You find the Merchant feasting at the Tavern, like last night. Before exchanging pleasantries, you laid the contract out before him and explained your terms. You weren't looking for indentured servitude, but you also understand that access to his contacts isn't a cheap service.

After some haggling back and forth, you finally convince him that the services of your party, which is made up of several skilled warriors, would allow his caravan to arrive safely, with his goods in tact, and that was fairly valuable on its own. He insisted that he would not sign unless you would agree to one day's work at his store, acting as a mascot to attract customers. He assures you that, with that stipulation, he will secure audience with some of the finest Wizards in Arisca.

With that, you each sign. His signature reads "Don Flior Gulcano" while you, for the first time in your life, sign as "R. Dorothy Smith"

He shakes your hand and commends you on your admirable bargaining skills. He instructs you to meet him by the Northern exit, tomorrow morning. He expects to be leaving as soon as possible.

>With that, you are free til tomorrow morning
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>>21337789
Whoops. Put a 1/2 in there by accident
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>>21337789

Well, if the cute, molestable plump and grabbable assed Cleric girl isn't showing up yet....

Walk around town with Millia, actually. Try to learn more about her.
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Calling it a night, /tg/.
Thank you for playing along and making this feel like it's worth doing.

I suppose if there are any further questions or ideas or other things to talk about, I might check to see if this thread is still around to see to those, but we're going to pause things for the time being and pick up at a later time.

Also, for those who didn't see earlier, the threads are archived under the tag "WC:PGAQ" on suptg
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>>21337973
I suppose that if that we prove ourselves in this trip, that we might show our parents that this is our chance to become an adventurer.

And meeting up with friends who've already set out on their own would be fun.
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>>21337971
What do you expect? She's not just going to appear in front of us. Calm the fuck down.
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>>21338088
I think that he was joking.

Anyways, night to you, Some Pervert, thank you for running the quest and all.
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So, when are we expecting the next part?
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>>21342301
A day or so I guess?
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>>21342836

Hopefully not too long
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>>21342301
>>21342836
>>21343413
Depends on my schedule, which is pretty much always up in the air.

I don't want to make any promises or make some big to-do about scheduling threads and shit like other quests do.
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>>21343878
Fair enough. Just know that there is still interest.
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>>21343878

Oh wow, I just realized it was Bob Ross's B-day today. Is it your dad's Birthday in game?
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>>21337026
meh doesn't really matter what she is in love with so long as our pact is legit.
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>>21345943
Duly noted and much appreciated.

>>21347718
Had no idea! I'd say yes, but there's no real way I could wedge that into the story.

>>21348680
I'm honestly flattered that people are taking any sort of consideration at all when it comes to these characters.
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>>21349128
>I'm honestly flattered that people are taking any sort of consideration at all when it comes to these characters.

Quests be srs business yo
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>>21349128
>I'm honestly flattered that people are taking any sort of consideration at all when it comes to these characters.
Its fun to overanalyze, especially when the subject in question is whether a demon loves us or our plump, grabbable ass.
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>>21349401

Just like quests, plump, grabbable asses are srs bsns.
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>>21343878
We'll just keep our eyes on the catalog.
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>>21349128

I wonder how Bob Ross Druid dad does Birthdays. With horrible Vegan cakes.
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>>21357465
>Vegan Cake
>No eggs, no milk

Good God.
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>>21357465
would fantasy vegans eat magicked up food? if they would you could magic up some eggs and mild for a cake or just magic up a cake
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>>21359037
I.... I don't know. Does conjured food come from animals in some magical dimension?

Or does it just steal it from the same dimension - like one day a farmer goes outside and sees that all his pigs are dead with big pieces of meat zapped out of them?
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>>21359380
>>21359037
Depends on the spell. That being said though, I'm pretty sure standard D&D fair has Summon Monster as pulling them from some sort of astral plane or something. So... astral pig meat is murder. I guess.
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>>21359380
That would imply our plump grabbable ass is... someone else's!
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>>21359425
We must steal all of the ass in the world!
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>>21359425

Oh God... what... what if they come looking for it?
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This thread is still alive? What the fuck guys..?
Posting under nokosage, just to keep this thread heading towards 404
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>>21365400

We have to discuss the nature of ass magicks.

I am also still holding out for a writefag to elaborate on the fade to black scene with as much cute as possible.
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>>21365400

We are just that loyal fans.
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>>21365754
I'll have to do that at some point, won't I?
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>>21365783

Someone does.
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>>21365783
Now that you have entertained the possibility
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>>21366133
I hadn't intended on it, but I may have to throw something together.



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