Rubyleaf Forestfriend (Elf 1)
Str 7 -1
Int 15 +1
Wis 14 +1
Dex 11
Con 13 +1
Cha 14
HP 7/7
XP 1179
AC 2
Platemail, Shield
Sword (1d8-1), Longbow (1d6), 20 arrows
Backpack, Iron Rations, Rope 50', 2 small sacks, 1 large sack, Wolfsbane, torch
Spellbook: Comprehend Languages, Hold Portal, Read Magic
2 garnets (60gp ea)
73gp 651sp 200cp

Fig'Tard (Dwarf 1)
STR 15 +1 +5%
INT 8 -1
WIS 7 -1
DEX 16 +2
CON 10
CHA 5 -2
HP 8/8
XP 1194
AC -1
Plate Mail, Shield +1
Sword (1d8+1) Dagger (1d4+1) Crossbow (1d6) 20 bolts
Backpack, Iron Rations, Small Hammer, 12 pitons, Rope 50', Wolfsbane, Wineskin (mostly full), torch, mirror
2 garnets (100gp each, in breeches) citrine (10gp) Amber with beetle (100gp), 2 garnets (60 gp ea)
285gp 1363sp 643cp

Street Fighting Man (Cleric 1)
STR 10
INT 12
WIS 14 +1 +5%
DEX 13 +1
CON 6 -1
CHA 14 +1
HP 5/5
XP 75
AC 3
Chain Mail, Shield
Mace (1d6)
Backpack, Holy Symbol, Lantern Oil, Tinderbox, 6 torches, rope 50', 2 waterskins (full), 2 small sacks, 2 large sacks, wolfsbane
24gp 43cp

Gruber (Halfling 1)
STR 11
INT 10
WIS 11
DEX 11
CON 5 -2
CHA 13 +1
HP 4/4
AC 0
XP 751
Platemail, Shield
Small sword (1d6), Shortbow (1d6), 20 arrows, 4 silver arrows
Backpack, Iron Rations, Tinderbox, 6 Torches, Wineskin (full), Waterskin (full), Thieves' tools, mirror, stripper sash, stripper boots, Pewter Box (50gp),
398gp 158sp 600cp

Echowinds (Dwarf 1)
STR 15 +1 +5%
INT 7 -1
WIS 11
DEX 10
CON 13 +1
CHA 15 +1
HP 9/9
AC 2
XP 479
Plate Armour, Shield
Sword (1d8+1), Dagger (1d4+1)
Backpack, 4xIron Rations, Small Hammer, 12 pitons, Rope 50', Wolfsbane, Wineskin (half full)
Platinum Hatpin (100gp), 2 garnets (60gp ea)
24gp 138sp 600cp

Robert Downey Jr. (Magic-User 1)
STR 9
INT 13 +1 +5% Speaks Draconic
WIS 6 -1
DEX 9
CON 14 +1
CHA 12 +1
HP 5/5
AC 9
XP 260
Silver Dagger (1d4)
Backpack, Iron rations, holy water, lantern, 5 flasks of oil, Tinder box, Mirror, Waterskin (full of magic water), Wineskin (full), 2 garnets (60gp ea)
2 small sacks, 2 large sacks.
Spellbook: Sleep, Shield, Read Magic
14gp 105sp 63cp

Jenai Ky Ovat (Thief 1)
STR 8 -1
INT 12
WIS 12
DEX 9
CON 13 +1
CHA 10
HP 5/5
AC 7
XP 212
4 Daggers (1d4, melee 1d4-1) Shortbow (1d6) 20 arrows
Leather Armour, Thief's tools, Backpack, 2xRations, Tinderbox, 2 Small Sacks, Rope 50', Waterskin (full), Wineskin (full), 6 torches, 3 flasks oil, wolfsbane
2 garnets (60gp each)

I'm looking through the archive, do you remember who said they weren't on tonight?

>>21399376
Gruber and Jenai, I think?
Echo is usually later because of work?

>>21399376
My mistake, Jenai is on holiday today, so he should show up. dunno when, but should.

>>21399422
I'll just bump every so often until they show up, or other people want to join.

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>>21399549
bumpin with content

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>>21399681
Bumpin on the 15's

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Bumping with art, presumably from the 19th century equivalent of metal albums

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>>21399810
This one took me a lil while, but I think the effect was worth it

>>21400042
Pretty much accurte

>>21400082
slowest start ever...

>>21400149
bump

>>21400259
If you want to play, Samael could contact you with a little job. Apparently there's a gang of bandits attacking merchants he's protecting. He wants you to get rid of them in exchange for an equal share of the stolen money you recover for him.

>>21400310
yay band hats

>>21400317
Okay. You're travelling through the woods where you've been told they are. You search around for a while, and find a path with what seem like chicken bones, dropped by a snacking traveller. Up another way, you think you hear bees.

>>21400355
Oh, when Echo was asking about healing potions, I should have checked harder. Apparently a quart of giant bee's honey gives back 1d4hp. That's not a spoiler, I mean you've already heard them.

>>21400355
"Should 'ave brought my bug catchin' net an' a jar..."
I'll note the chicken bone path, but investigate that bee sound...

wait, I FOUND IT! I thought the last thread was teh end of it! Did I get any xp for being a walking spell book?

>>21400392
No, the game ended relatively quickly.
http://catalog.neet.tv/tg/ is the best way to find it

>>21400392
You got around 190 for the rust monster fight

>>21400408
awesome, so we're walking through the woods. I walk in the direction of adventure

>>21400369
alright, I have a plan, we sleep the bandits and slit their throats, wait a night for my spells to recharge, then find the bees, and sleep them and steal all their honey! WIZARD!

>>21400419
A hungover magic user stumbles into the forest trail where Fig'Tard waits

>>21400427
or we could just smoke the bees out...

>>21400447
that will only make them drowsy and I doubt there are rules for that

>>21400428
>>21400427
You head up the bath with discarded chicken bones and find a campsite. The fire's burned out, and there's food scraps and wax paper left all over the place. A black bear's rooting around, then turns to look at you as you approach
2d6 reaction roll

Rolled 5, 2 = 7

>>21400455
if it's attacking I cast shield on Figtard

>>21400452
This is BD&D, where DM fiat and common sense trump rules lawyering

>>21400461
may I remind you of the Bargle Box

>>21400458
>7, uncertain
The bear just keeps watching. It doesn't seem to want to leave the campsite, but is still wary of people
You can try to go around or cut through the forest or something. It's not like there are stone walls around here

Rolled 5

>>21400472
well, we look for the next direction to go in, d6?

>>21400472
Skirt the bear and continue on the path.

Rolled 6

>>21400485
yes, that, I'm still drunk it seems

>>21400482
Stumbing through the forest, you come across a man wearing hides being attacked by a large beetle with a yellow and black striped carapace. He's trying to fend it off with a wooden spear, but seems to be losing

Rolled 3

>>21400509
fine I'll cast shield on Fig'tard now, and throw him at the beetle

Rolled 2 + 2

>>21400509
Does he look like a merchant? Sounds like a bandit. Rollin initiative and readying x-bow for opening shot.

Rolled 3

>>21400521
rollan beetle initiative

>>21400525
He has a flat nose, heavy brow, and small forehead. He's doesn't look like a regular human, but neither does he seem like a half-ork or any other hybrid

Party goes first

Rolled 6 + 2

>>21400528
Troglodoot, I shoot at the beetle

Rolled 18

>>21400560
Need a 16 to hit the beetle
Neanderthal strikes back. You're unsure what he's doing this far from the Neander valley, or even where that is since this isn't earth.

Rolled 1

>>21400576
He stabs it right in the pharynx.

Rolled 5

>>21400583
Beetle goes next

Rolled 1

>>21400592
The neanderthal continues stabbing at the beetle

Rolled 7 + 2

>>21400599
Round 2 X-bow
Not getting in close if I don't have to

>>21400611
RDJ, you going to do anything?

Rolled 19

>>21400640
Okay, the beetle strikes back

Rolled 5, 3 = 8

>>21400686
It grasps the caveman in its mandibles and begins to crush him

>>21400692
Squish.

Rolled 16 + 2

>>21400692
2d6!? oh gods no!
"Junior, Oi dunnae think we ought tangle 'and to 'and with it."
Bolts away, backpedaling toward the bear, maybe they can fight

>>21400697
So round 3 unless RDJ throws something at the beetle

Rolled 1

>>21400705
That's a hit and the damage for round 3
>>21400710
I think he's being a walking spellbook again

Rolled 8, 4 = 12

>>21400716
Clever. The beetle follows you down the path, and as it does rocks are thrown at it, driving it along the route

I am alive!

Rolled 15, 6 = 21

>>21400725
The beetle's fast though. Next round it'll reach you even if you're retreating.

Rolling for the other neanderthals coming out from behind the trees

Rolled 2

>>21400745
Being HD2, the neanderthal hits!

>>21400737
When you ask about Fig'Tard and RDJ, people direct you to the woods, where they're heading to fight bandits.

Rolled 9 + 2

>>21400745
I fire the last bolt I can from my x-bow, then swap for my sword and shield. Incoming rocks can hurt

Rolled 4, 8, 14 = 26

>>21400786
The bolt bounces from its carapace, and it moves in to attack. As it does though, you hear one of the neanderthals shoulding quick commands in its language, pointing at the beetle. The black bear leaps up roaring and charges it

Rolling for bear and stones

>>21400799
New round BTW

>>21400777
I run toward the woods, walking once i reach the treeline, listening for sounds of battle.

>i see i have some interesting stats, but the water didn't react to the hatbox before...hummmm

>>21400810
Those are the same as normal, as far as I remember. Heading in, you travel up a path where you hear the sound of yelling and a bear's growling. Show up next round.

Rolled 2 + 1

>>21400810
Not all poisons are magic? IDK
>>21400803
Round 4 sword n board slash n bash.
"By the gods, be 'at a trained bear!?"

Rolled 16

>>21400843
No, it's just poison
The beetle attacks

>>21400824
>I never realized i had -1 to int haha knew I was stupid!

Hearing the battle I rush towards the battle screaming! "AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Rolled 4, 13, 2 = 19

>>21400854
It squeezes Fig'Tard, but its jaws are not strong enough to bend the metal armour.

The bear continues to fight and the neanderthals come in, their spears ready. One says in broken common "Bear help shiny dwarf". EchoWinds, you arrive to see Fig'Tard, a bear, and two cavemen attack a massive beetle as RDJ watches

Rolled 4 + 1

>>21400874
I don't get angry, I get stabby.
Stab that stripey beetle right in its maw!

Gruber reporting in! On my way! Home now, can't read the thread but if we're not fighting I'll join up with the others!

>>21400901
GRUBER! whoo! we are fighting in the woods, the towns people will direct you there, just listen for sounds of fighting

>>21400918
You can join the battle

Rolled 12

>>21400942
Rolling Beetle's attack.

>>21400918
After awaking from what seems like an endless slumber Gruber awakens. Searching the town he cannot find his compatriots.

"Good townswoman, have you seen two ugly dwarves in shiny, probably bloody armour anywhere? I seem to have lost them."

>>21400950
"One of them went off into the woods with that rake, and the other asked after him and followed along"

>>21400963
"Godammit, dwarves just can't resist the lure of treasure..."

I jog off at a swift halfling pace to where the townswoman pointed.

Rolled 6

>>21400942
rolling for hit!

Rolled 4, 1, 11 = 16

>>21400985
Miss. Man, I need to stop using monsters with such good AC

Rolled 17 + 1

>>21401013
I'll chop off one of those mandibles eventually!

Rolled 5 + 1

>>21401022
Eyaaay!

>>21401022
Gottim!

Rolled 18

>>21401029
whoop!

"Good hit Fig!"

>>21401026
Fig'Tard stabs the beetle and kills it.
18XP for Echo, Fig, and Robert.
"MMM." One of the neanderthals nods his head in gratitude, as the bear drops into a sit. "Hunting. Killy-bug attack man, but shiny dwarf and fancy man help."

>>21401059
"Er... Yes... Seen other men, with cart, with lots stuff?" Fig tries his best to speak neandertal. It comes surprisingly easy

>>21401074
I stand ready to interpert if needed

>>21401074
"Hmm. Cart men not come so much. Cruel-Eye men steal cart, scare cart men off. They come on land, shoot us-men with arrows."

>>21401080
They're speaking dwarfish, badly

>>21401095
"Can yer show us where teh cruel-eye men be mate?"

>>21401099
>thinking im cool because of my low int

>>21401095
"Show us cruel-eye men, we kill, take cart back other cart men!"

>>21401112
Have I wandered up to the group yet DM? These thigh high leather boots are hard to run in but I'm bound to be pretty good at it by this point.

>>21401110
"Hmm"
He leads you through the forest. Some of the paths are a bit difficult for you, given your size and encumberance, but they help you along. You see a camp with about a dozen men, in leather armour and armed with bows, spears, and two-handed axes
RDJ has used his spell for the day.
Gruber, you're arriving around nowish.

>>21401142
"A dozen 'men' against two dorfs anna 'arflin'. Wot ye think, lads? We got 'is one?"

>>21401142
"sup fellas, what we plundering today?"

>>21401165
"Nuw Idea Gruber, I fallowed the Foighting"

>>21401165
>>21401172
"Sammy 'as some merchant friends. We get 'alf o' wote'er coin was stolen. Didn' say anythin' aboot the other stuff."

>>21401209
"Sounds good to me, what's the plan?"

Is Robert still with us? Does he have sleep prepared?

>>21401229
He needs to rest first. He cast Shield on Fig'Tard, which I houseruled as getting him down to -5 AC.
The neanderthals would probably let you stay with them, and it looks like the tribe's feasting on Beetle tonight!

>>21401229
Robert popped shield on me, no other spells prepared.
"Shoot 'em, stab 'em? Maybe if we surround 'em and start shootin' from behind the trees, 'ey'll panic?"

>>21401254
Or we could just wait until they went to sleep naturally and THEN set in on them.

>>21401261

"Sounds gewd tah me Fig"

>>21400640
there was nothing I can risk doing after casting shield on Fig'Tard... I'm made of paper

also, way to fucking busy

Rolled 2, 4, 5 = 11

>>21401275
You'll be waiting about 6 hours for that. Rolling for random encounters

>>21401254
when did I cast sleep this cycle?

>>21401261
They'll have a guard no doubt... I could do a hide check, 90% pass rate, and attempt a sneak attack. Would I be allowed any bonuses for that DM? Surely I can hit them easily if they are not prepared and can't see me?

>>21401333
You wait in the forest for some time, watching the bandits. A good number of them leave for a while, leaving 3 guards. If you don't do anything, they return a few hours later without obvious booty, and after a dinner head off to sleep. One man stays awake as sentry, his back to the fire so as to keep his night vision.

>>21401343
No, you only get 1 spell a day. You're level 1.

Checking and dwarves have infravision. You can see the men through the canvas, and note their exposed faces cool slightly as the drift off to sleep

>>21401402
holy crap

can sleep hit them all?

>>21401386
Only one sentry? Now's our chance! I whisper to Gruber, "See iffin ye can't hide an' get a sneak up on 'at one. Maybe Echo an' Oi can shoot 'im as ye do?"
The plan: shoot crossbows and arrows right as Gruber brings down his sneak attack. We want this one guard dead, quick, without a fuss, so we don't wake the others.

>>21401439
"I was finkin we couldna distract teh guard and let gruber in quick like, send the sleepers off to the other relm. not a bad way to die ya know, in yur sleep."

Rolled 1

>>21401439
Hide check

>>21401439
I'll make small talk with the guard while they do that to distract him, even if it means miming about drinking with him.

>>21401451
Perfect.

>>21401450
>>21401454
"Aye, but wot if 'e wakes the others 'cause of the distraction? Ye ken it, if somethin strange 'appen, wake everyone up?"

>>21401468
"Nuffin we throw ar rock at teh fire like make em loose his noight fission."

>>21401451
You manage to kill 2. Each success kills another 2, until you're spotted

>>21401473
"Oi didn' know 'umies could see inna dark. Oi always thought 'at's whoy 'ey made foires."

>>21401488
good gravy!
and here Echo and Fig are bickering about night vision and distractions while Gruber frolicks through the camp, cutting throats

>>21401473
Guys, I gotta go to the gym and then I'm having a romantic night with the missus, if someone can take over me here and head me back to the inn after I'd appreciate it, with the DM's blessing of course. Happy Adventuring guys.

Rolled 5

>>21401488
oh cool, then i'll go again.

Rolled 2

>>21401504
and again

Rolled 2

>>21401507
Slizzling thrizzles allup in here

Rolled 8

>>21401512
I'm cleaning up in here!

>>21401502
thanks for dropping in gruber!

>>21401504
>5
Unfortunately, despite RDJ's capering, Gruber only manages to kill two of the bandits before he's spotted, and the sentry yells for them to wake up.
Roll for initiative

>>21401519
well then no exp for us eh fig? hahar!

Rolled 6 + 2

>>21401527
Inititative initiate!

>>21401527
Oh wait, I forgot about outside, but the camp in a fairly open clearing so you only have a 50% chance of sneaking around in it. Still, that 8 fails so eight of them are killed.

>>21401527
Dammit, fig has the best initiative roll, right? I was rolling for woods hide, shame, I was getting crazy 2s after that...

>>21401545
And 80XP for Gruber

>>21401546
8/12 is not so bad, and I bet we just won inititative!

Welp, I can only hope my AC of 0 can protect my meager hp, someone take over for me, really need to go now.

Rolled 3

Rolling for bandits

>>21401560
Also to add, I friggin love this game, simple, engaging, and cracking good fun.

>>21401557
And outside the sentry, they're not armoured.

Rolled 7 + 1

>>21401564
"Goodnight, sweet'eart, well it's time to go"
Stabbing a waking naked bandit

Rolled 15

>>21401568
I shall stand in front of Gruber taking blows for him.

Rolling to hit!

>>21401604
dang it thats supposed to be plus 1

>>21401604
Yep. Bandits are hit on 11, sentry on 13

Rolled 1 + 1

Rolling Gruber's shot with the bow

I've been forgetting the range adjustments to weapons too. I'll start doing that later. Short is +1 to hit and long is -1 to hit

Rolled 8 + 1

>>21401604
ATTACKING!

>Do i get a bonus to attack? ive forgotten i thought it was plus one.

Rolled 2, 6, 10, 17 = 35

>>21401604
Rolling for bandits. Echo, if your damage kills one then ignore the 4th roll

>>21401661
you get +1 to attack and damage in melee, +1 to attack in ranged

>>21401661
Yep, +1 damage from strength and the only bandit who could have hit anyone is down

>>21401666
oh man am i glad i got a good damage roll
>>21401668
gotcha, ill add it to my sheet so i dont forget again.

Rolled 19 + 1

Gruber fires his bow again

Rolled 4

>>21401673
Rolling to hit for round 2!

Grunting from the last strike, I thrust foward to the nearest bandit.

Rolled 3

>>21401668
>>21401681
What's the ranged bonus from? He's a dwarf not an elf or halfling, and has no dex bonus.
Arrow damage

Rolled 12 + 1

>>21401673
Grumbling and cursing from the missed attack, I bring my sword back on the bandit.
>>21401693
I can't into reading DM, sorry

>>21401693
im stupid lucky?

Rolled 4 + 1

>>21401703
and connect on the reverse!

Rolled 15, 7 = 22

>>21401709
El Bandito dies. The sentry tries to stab with his spear as the one shot by Gruber swings a big axe at Echo

Rolled 14

>>21401734
And they miss. Gruber tries to finish the guy off.

I know I've mostly been running them, just for time, but if anyone lurking wants to take over Rubyleaf or Gruber (for while he's away exercising and spending time with a woman, who'd want that amirite) I'd be happy.

Rolled 2

>>21401748
15 hits

Rolled 8 + 1

>>21401748
I'll cover the Grubermeister.
Fig'tard attack roll to down his target

Rolled 6 + 1

>>21401748
rolling to try to hit!

Rolled 12, 6 = 18

>>21401748
Dodging the dwarves clumsy swings, the bandits fight back

Rolled 2

Gruber pulls out his knife to put down the wounded axeman

Rolled 5 + 1

>>21401783
"ARG!!!"

Rolled 13 + 1

>>21401783
Bandit bashing battle!

Rolled 4 + 1

>>21401822
Sword swinging slaying slice

>>21401791
Glad I can continue not being useful in a fight

does Fig'tard still have shield?

>>21401843
Buy daggers, throw daggers. 1d4 each. they're like magic missiles you have to aim

Rolled 15

>>21401830
He dies, the axeman being the last remaining. I really should have rolled morale at some point during the slaughter.

>>21401843
No, it wore off as they waited. Wouldn't make a difference here, they needed 20s to hit anyway.

Rolled 15

>>21401887
Nuffin. Gruber keeps stabbin'

>>21401881
I guess I'll do that next time we go back

Rolled 18 + 1

>>21401887
lets try to get that axeman!

"I WANT YOUR AXE MAN!"

>>21401895
And dead. You guys all get 10xp for the fight

>>21401900
Begin the looting of the camp!

>>21401900
I loot the weapons and armor off the dead bandits and place them in the wagon.

Splitting up anything of value amongst us.

>>21401920
There's 12 suits of leather armour, 4 axes, 6 spears, 5 bows and arrows, and quite a few daggers between them. I'll work out how much it is to liquidate when you get home
The bandits had a treasury of tens of thousands of coins. You estimate the total value's 3000gps. With Samael getting half, your share's 375 gp apiece. Gruber gets 375 xp and the rest of you 394

>>21401987
"Oi, lads, lemme trade ye me gold fer the li'l gems ye 'ave picked up earlier."
Gotta build up those family jewels.

584 XP for Fig'Tard to level!

>>21402006
Anyone who wants to do it, just say so

>>21401987
sweet I'll hang on to the daggers for our friends and liquidate the rest, also I'm keeping 2 axes for myself.

>>21402006
"I'll give ya 6 of em cause I like ya, no wurries mate."

>>21402047
They're two handed axes, doing 1d8 damage like swords.

>>21402062
aw shucks maybe i can trade them for throwing axes in town.

>>21402073
You can also buy "polearms", which includes things like the long-axe. They're 2 handed but do 1d10

>>21401987
Looks like I got back just in time, and I'm not dead!

>>21402081
Also, spending the evening with my woman, just came in to see how it's going, I'll head back to town now.

>>21402081
nope! You're pretty good, actually.
"Yer a good lad 'ere, Echo." I take his 2 little garnets and give him 120 gold worth of coinage.
"Any o'er takers?"

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You return to town and trade the weapons in with the 24 hour item store

240gp for armour
28gp for battleaxes
18gp for spears
150 for bows and arrows
436gp all up, or 109 each. 109 xp for Gruber and 115 for the rest

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>>21402117
Say boss, how much for a couple mason jars?
"Lads, I got an 'ankerin' fer some 'oney."

>>21402107
Ah I haden't realized we split those up yet sorry mate

>>21402098
were taking good care of you lad

>>21402117
yes sounds good split up. I'd like to purchase a polearm, another wineskin and a tinder box, 2 mirrors and a pole as well as a large sack and a torch.

>>21402156
I'd say 1gp for a big quart jar

>>21402179
I'll take one as well.

>>21402179
I'll buy one for everyone in the party who doesn't pony up for their own.

>>21402117
I spend everything on daggers. Can I get an extra dagger if I hook the shop keep up with a nights lay?

>>21402260
I'll give you 30 daggers, +1 free for getting the bored teen clerk laid.
Assuming that unless you run away, you recover thrown daggers.

Rubyleaf will join you in buying jars, to gather giant bee honey

>>21402260
what about all the daggers i saved? why not use those?!
Split them amongst our dagger users

>>21402303
I use those as well obviously

>>21402303
Now he has 42 daggers

>>21402330
43 including the silvered one

>>21402330
Now we need to go pay Sameal right? Let's do that right after I restore my spell

>>21402344
You bring the cart up to his cave the next morning. Several kobolds are waiting. Samael says "Ah good, I was expecting you. You did good work, and have your reward." He orders the kobolds to wheel the cart in, and after a short time you have it back, emptied of its treasure.

>>21402337
o_o

>>21402404
Sweet! a cart of awesome!
"Ana we get teh cart! Quite appy am oie!"

>>21402404
Well now what? Got any more work for us?

>>21402404
sweet, free cart. Well, now we have transport for all of our stuff if we move to a bigger town?

I'll take over rolls for Gruber, but now it's time for plan bee.

>treasure shedpan
hmm... treasure in the shed, lassie?

>>21402416
Yes, he can wear bandoliers of daggers around his body. But armour? IMPOSSIBLE!

>>21402444
armor provided via bandoliers of daggers

>>21402438
oie hold on mate we still have castle grey gar to finish plundering

>>21402437
"No, this will do for now. Mmm. Yeah. You can all go now" You hear the sound of the coins being poured out into a large pile, as well as others which are somewhat disturbing in nature.

>>21402463
Also, magic honey

>>21402503
yis magic honess

>>21402503
Yeah, let's get the honey, then (out of earshot) I say we kill sameal and take all his money

through the power of sleep! and magic honey!

>>21402550
"I dunnna knew how i fel bout this"

>>21402558
Why? he has gold, we don't. Is there some reason you like a guy associating with kobolds?

>>21402571
"yer I likes meh gold, but a man with money has friends usually. Might be in are intrests to make sure his friends don't see it was us."

Rolled 13, 9 = 22

>>21402550
You travel through the forest to where you heard the sound of bees buzzing. You head up the path, and see a few giant bees in the distance, when suddenly two yard long hornets leap from out the woods and attack the dwarves

Roll for initiative for next round

Rolled 5

>>21402599
Their jaws are unable to find weak points in their platemail.
Rolling for their initiative

Rolled 3 + 2

>>21402599
Initiative
>>21402571
"Aye, we made a deal with 'im an' 'is kobolds to make our lives easier in Castle Gygar"

Rolled 17, 9 = 26

>>21402636
Simultaneous attacks then

Rolled 7 + 1

>>21402636
"Ey say nae to use a ballista to kill a mosquito. 'ow aboot a sword to kill an 'ornet?"

Rolled 3

>>21402636
Rolling to hit!

Rolled 8

>>21402641
One of them manages to bite at Echo's joints and other vulnerable parts

Rolled 7

>>21402642
Grubermeister, use an arrow attack!

Not sure of his bonii

>>21402659
:O

Rolled 18 + 1

>>21402664
+1 for being a halfling
Here's Rubyleaf's

>>21402659
well i hope i dont get that badly killed.

Rolled 1

>>21402678
I know. This is not going well.

13 to hit the hornets

>>21402682
You've got 1 hp left :(

Rolled 4

>>21402659
magic dagger throwing!

Rolled 6, 8 = 14

The hornets continue their assault, but Rubyleaf charges in to get the hornet off Echowinds

>>21402698
well i guess I drop back then! no point in getting murdered! I retreat back a bit!

Rolled 19

>>21402698
Just need to get him to that delicious honey. Rubyleaf's attack

Rolled 2 + 1

>>21402717
-1 str penalty

>>21402713
You can still make the attack while you move back

Rolled 13, 3 = 16

>>21402708
Fig's Slash and Gruber's Shot!

Rolled 4 + 1

>>21402717
Alright with the polearm then!

Oh yeah, rubyleaf and gruber get another +1 to hit, this is short range. RDJ is in medium range for thrown weapons

Rolled 8

>>21402729
if it's round two, that means it's dagger two

>>21402735
13 hits

Rolled 3 + 1

>>21402765
Ah well, rolling his damage

Rolled 15, 3 = 18

>>21402812
The hornet is wounded but not beat, and it continues fighting.

Rolled 14 + 1

>>21402819
Rubyleaf blocks it, and swings

Rolled 16, 3 = 19

>>21402735
sorry, life happening. I thought people were going to be out today, but they weren't
>>21402819
Figgy Fight and Gruber... a thing that means fight with G

Rolled 1 + 1

>>21402822
A hit.

>>21402829
Rubyleaf gently pokes the hornet for 0 damage

Rolled 6 + 1

>>21402826
"Stick yer stinger out, I'll slice it off!"

Rolled 1

>>21402819
daggers! I knew buying this many was a good idea!

Rolled 6, 4 = 10

>>21402836
The hornet is killed! Just one left now, so morale

>>21402863
The hornet flies away.

>>21402870
Victoly, but Echo is severely wounded.

Can we really bee the heroes, dude?

>>21402870
Just checking in after dinner... everyone's alive right?

>>21402899
Yep. Close thing with Echo though. 8xp each

>>21402891
with the power of sleep we can! Quickly! Let's take him to the giant bees!

Rolled 15 + 1

>>21402913
>>21402891
thanks mates, ill hang back following behind and make sure not to die

>>21402913
You continue along the path, and see what looks like a tunnel a meter across, made of wood paste. It heads underground. Giant bees, about a foot long, fly to and from that hive entrance carrying nectar.

>>21402913
Sleep affects 2d8hd of creatures

>>21402961
so we can't put the whole site asleep then

>>21402961
alright, we make a fire. A big smokey one, and then toss smoldering wood down the tunnel, while keeping a standing fire going to protect ourselves, I'll save my spell for now.

>>21402979
Fire would be good if we didn't need the honey...

>>21402982
Yes. The idea is to smoke the place up without setting it or ourselves on fire

Heya fellas! I thought, when you said Midnight, that it was the same midnight as my midnight, which is inherently false. Can I hop in?

>>21402987
I for one love smoked honey

>>21402979
Bees are 1/2hd creatures, and most of the bees are usually out foraging leaving only the ones at the end of their life cycle guarding

>>21402999
of course

>>21403004
What's the estimate number of bees around the entrance? How many can we see milling around the outside?

>>21402982
Problem being the part where you approach the hive to get the fire going. The guards wouldn't just let you do it

>>21403026
thats what the standing fire is for, smoke the outside first

>>21403019
About 10 guards, and there's usually about 5 or so coming and going

>>21403004
WhaddoIdo then, DM? Can someone update meh on the happenings?

>>21403036
They could alert the foraging bees... with their... bee calls?

>>21403026
"Oi, maybe we sleep the guards, slay the guards, start our fire, and 'en smoke it up?"
>>21403052
We're trying to steal honey from giant bees because a jar of honey will heal 1d4 hitpoints.

>>21403052
Well, asking around town you hear the rest of the party went off this morning to harvest giant bee honey from the forest. They all bought a big jar and headed in.

>>21403036
Echo's massive axe easily allows you to gather firewood, and

>>21403052
I'm gathering we're on a giant bee honey hunt.

>>21403048
So, my vote is to smoke them out, kill the guards, with sleep if need be, then as they try to come out, into the smokey mess of bee drowsiness, we kill them with range, using the entrance as a choke point

>>21403073
If you kill all the bees in the hive, you can't get more honey later.

>>21403068
yay im useful!

>>21403073
I like this, but let's not kill everything because
>>21403092
sustainable farming.

I'm out again guys, get that honey!