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You are Hito Hijikatai the current master of the mansion in Japan, and sometime you become your alter ego Señor Jalapeño a luchador of Justice. Genki Shirou is your current butler who can randomly shift into his alter-ego June. Your half-sister Tomoe is magical girl from different world and she fear male rapist.

You have also got four maids. Katherine the delinquent maids, Sasha the mini-gun wielding maid, Akari the fortune teller and doctor maid, and Rachelle the sexy southern maid. Then also you have a cute crocodile ninja girl who are living in your mansion.

You have your own steam robot who are named Garenn and he is quit hotheaded plus he is always wear his cool sun-glassed. Your own familiar Melphina is a small pixie who can unlock or manipulate electronic devices, she also little obsession with incest anime...


Your Current Favor: 14 points

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You keep running and running until Katherine appear with real large golden sword.
"Catch it!" Katherine yell as she tossed the large sword to you.
As you catch it, the large golden sword started to burst in flames. You can feel the great power from it and feel like you are holding on the God Emperor's sword!

You turned to Slaanesh and her daemonettes while you holding the flaming sword in front of you. Slaanesh and the daemonttes jerk back when they saw it.


What will you do?
A: Attack them with the sword while yelling "For Emperor!"
B: Intimidate them with the sword.
C: Something else.

>>21414278

C: "It wouldn't have come to this if you knew how to take 'No' for an answer, Slaanesh. For the Emperor!" Make our way into melee.

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>>21414322

"It wouldn't have come to this if you knew how to take 'No' for an answer, Slaanesh. For the Emperor!" You yell and when you about to charge in, the flame on the sword just vanish and it become more heavier...

Slaanesh and the daemonettes just stared at you until they grin...
"I think the sword just got "Erectile Dysfunction"..." Slaanesh said as she licking her lips.

You looking at your sword and you can no longer feel the power from it...

What will you do?
A: "Exit, stage left!"
B: Attack them anyway and hope for the best...
C: Ask Slaanesh if she could still give up on you...
D: Crazy Ivan!
E: Something else.

>>21414433
B!

Even if our sword isn't working we still have our HYPER WEAPON

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>>21414433

B. Put on the mask. LUCHA TIME!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cm2laCCLuZE

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>>21414440
>>21414472

You putting on your mask before you perform a dramatic pose. And then you pulled out your sword that can take any shape.


>What kind of sword will the sword change into?

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>>21414559

Otherwise the default shape for the sword is Tachi shape.

>>21414559

Katana-size. No need to make this harder than it needs to be. We're fighting a Chaos God after all.

>>21414666
Agreeing with this. Not too big.

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>>21414666
>>21414733

You don't put much effort on changing the shape of the sword and you charge in. Slaanesh pulled out her whip and she made snapping sound with it before she hitting the on the ground in front of you.
Roll 2d6 to see if anybody are coming to the scene.

2: Khorne arrive at the scene.
3-7: Miss Poppins arrive at the scene.
8-10: None.
11: Mister Bean arrive at the scene.
12: Nurgle arrive at the scene.

Rolled 6, 4 = 10

>>21414763

Oh boy, here we go

Rolled 6, 1 = 7

>>21414763

Rolled 4, 2 = 6

>>21414763
Rolling

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>Miss Poppins arrive at the scene

You keep moving in and you don't let her whip scare you. The daemonettes is about to intercepting you until Slaanesh give them the sign for not interfering the fight.

Slaanesh just standing there while she playfully runs her whip against her chest. Before you could charge in, you could hear loud and very strict voice!
"NO FIGHT ALLOWED!" Miss Poppins yell as she arrives at the scene. Slaanesh and daemonette become completely
stiff when they saw her. For some strange reason, you think that you can't fight at all while you are around with Miss Poppins.
"I can understand you have conflict with one another but so long you are in my proterty, NOBODY are allowed to fight! Understood?!"
You, Slaanesh and daemonettes simple nod and do what she said.

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>>21414958

Slaanesh and daemonettes are slowly walking away, Slaanesh took her chance to discretely grope your ass before heading inside the building.

Miss Poppins are slowly heading back to the school. Katherine walking to you with confused look and she pick the sword that seem to belong to Emperor of Mankind.

What will you do now?

>>21415009
Walk back inside.
While we are on her property, Poppins' word is LAW.

>>21415038

Seconded. Throw in an apology too if we can.

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>>21415038
>>21415066

You and Katherine are slowly heading back inside, when you are nearing Miss Poppins, you decided to apology to her for tried to fight in her property.
You bow to her as you say, "I'm very sorry for my rudeness Miss Poppins..."
Suddenly you feel soft pat on your head and Miss Poppins say, "That is alright sir. But remember, every problem don't need to be solved with violence. Sometime we can solve it with simple cunning."
Poppins heading back to her office and Katherine are pulling on your sleeves.
"Master, what should we do with this heavy sword?" Katherine asked you as she shows the heavy sword that seems to have run out of fuel.

What will you do now?

>>21415150
"I have just the thing."

We do have that briefcase of holding. Time to put it to use.

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>>21415197
"I have just the thing." You said as you pulling out your Briefcase of Holding. You took the sword and put it inside the briefcase.

You see that Genki had been returned but as June instead. It seem that June had pulled along Bobby the monk with him. Bobby are crying in tears as he muttering about the boobs.
"Welcome back my master." June said as he bowed in front of you.
"I have brought back the monk with me and I suggest that we should talk about the plans how to deal with Slaanesh." June said.


What will you do?

>>21415302

"Good thinking, June."

Find a table to sit down at so we can make our plans. "We do know that the Chaos Gods can only remain here for a brief time, right? But their avatars can still do a lot of damage between now and tomorrow when they have to return to the Warp.

Any suggestions? I'm open to ideas."

>Kudos to Croco-chan and our new friend Kelly for putting up with Bobby the Monk's sexual harassment so far.

>>21415367
Perhaps we can try to distract the avatars somehow?

>>21415393

As in lead them on a goose chase, for example? They're after Hito so they pretty much follow us wherever we go.

That could work; there was some talk about taking our Mahou Shoujo half-sister to see Stonehenge.

>>21415449
Pretty much. I mean, we're in England with an actual mage; we may as well show her around some of the legendary magic sites to see if they have any real arcane power.

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>>21415367

"Good thinking, June. Let talk about it in private room." You said as you heading to one of the guest room. When you are at the table, you start to talk, "We do know that the Chaos Gods can only remain here for a brief time, right? But their avatars can still do a lot of damage between now and tomorrow when they have to return to the Warp."
"Any suggestions? I'm open to ideas."

Everybody think for a moment until Bobby spoke, "The Chaos God's avatar are actually magical doll body. Each doll body have the special writing letters on specific parts part of the body. If you used holy water or holy objects on their letters, they will lose control of their doll body."


Ask something or continue planning?

>>21415499

You have a point there. If Tomoe finds something useful or gets even a temporary power-boost from one of the legendary sites, it would be helpful: we still have Nurgle and Khorne to deal with along with Slaanesh.

They're a little out of the way, so there's less chance of innocent Brit bystanders getting caught in the crossfire of the inevitable fight. Plus maybe our half-sister would find these legendary places of power interesting.

>>21415536

"Very interesting. So, if we can acquire some holy water or something and find these letters on the doll bodies, we could put them out of action until they return to the Warp tomorrow."

"Any ideas about where to get holy water and where on the doll bodies we should look for the letters, Bobby?"

>>21415536
"Is there any way to find where on their bodies these letters are written?
"If they're only trying to get at me, and they're only going to be hanging around for a day, I could just lead them on a chase through the English countryside."

>>21415584
>>21415536
>only need to get holy water onto the letters somewhere on the body
>we are rich
Gentlemen; BEHOLD!
http://www.play.com/Toys/Toys/-/3623/2890/3-/Refine.html

Waterguns available in England.
And then do a Google map search of Anglican churches in London.

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>>21415632

I like this plan. We should suggest it and ask June and Bobby's opinion.

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>>21415584
>>21415587

"Very interesting. So, if we can acquire some holy water or something and find these letters on the doll bodies, we could put them out of action until they return to the Warp tomorrow." You asked Bobby.
"Very true but it is not very easy task. If you are using holy water, you will need to rub away letters. With holy weapon, you only need to strike at them." Bobby answer.
"Aw... there goes with my water-guns plan... By the way... is there any way to find where on their bodies these letters are written? You asked.
"Well... you could make them angry enough so that they will reveal their true form, it is easier way to find the letters. The hardest way is to strip them naked and find the letters." Bobby said.

"If they're only trying to get at me, and they're only going to be hanging around for a day, I could just lead them on a chase through the English countryside." You said.
"We can do that master but I suspect they will become more desperate and they maybe reveal more powers near the deadline." June said.


What will you do now?

>>21415791
Forcing them to follow us, and becoming more desperate and revealing their powers will also mean them making more mistakes, getting sloppy, and revealing their true form to make it easier to attack their weak point.

Obviously, it's not a great plan, but it's an easy plan to do.

>>21415791

We could find an Anglican priest willing to bless our taichi sword, June's thrown utensils, and Croco's ninja-to and shuriken in exchange for a nice-sized donation to his church.

I definitely like the idea of luring them away from the more populated areas; less chances of collateral damage to innocent Brits. Pissing Khorne off will be easy.

"What about you, Bobby? Do you have any holy weapons or weapons that we could have a priest bless?"

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>>21415875
>>21415922


"What about you, Bobby? Do you have any holy weapons or weapons that we could have a priest bless?" You asked him.
"I don't have any holy weapons left because I gave it to big breasted girl with great fortunate who have problems with God of Misfortune. But I have some holy water with me." Bobby said as he show you a bottle of holy water.
"I can try to make holy weapon but problem is that it could take a whole day..." Bobby continue on.

Katherine was peeking out and she giving the signal that Slaanesh are searching for you.


What will you do now?

>>21416056

"Uh-oh. I think we need to move this meeting somewhere else; Chaos God on the prowl. But maybe we could find an Anglican priest willing to bless our mundane weapons in return for a donation to his church."

Let's all try to sneak out and find another room to talk in and come to an agreement on how to stop Khorne, Nergal, and Slaanesh. I wonder if Miss Poppins' place has secret passages or something.

>>21416102
>I wonder if Miss Poppins' place has secret passages or something.

Roll 3d6 for your Luck to see if you could find secret passages.

Rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9

>>21416168
Lets see how lucky we are.

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Rolled 4, 6, 1 = 11

>>21416168

Rolled 6, 1, 4 = 11

>>21416168

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>>21416102
>>21416245
>>21416274

>Don't discover any secret passages yet.

"Uh-oh. I think we need to move this meeting somewhere else; Chaos God on the prowl. But maybe we could find an Anglican priest willing to bless our mundane weapons in return for a donation to his church." You said and leading your small group to other secret.

As you tried to sneak away, you see Rachelle who seem to be little boring.

What will you do?
A: Ignore her and keep on heading for other room.
B: Ask Rachelle to follow with you.
C: Tell Rachelle to do something.
D: Something else.

>>21416333

B. Rachelle's been studying here for a few days and probably knows her way around Miss Poppins' school better than we do.

Failing that, she can probably distract Slaanesh and throw her off our trail with weapons-grade trolling.

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>>21416372

"Rachelle can I ask you something?" You asked her.
"Yeah sure, if you wondering about sex, we can do it at the garden..." The naughty Rachelle say.
"Hm... not right now... But actually I wondering if you know any secret passages?" You asked her.
"Secret passages? Sorry darling, never took the chance for searching secret passages..."
"Ok... by the way... can you distract Slaanesh?" You asked her.
Rachelle stared at you and then peeking at Slaanesh. She simple grin widely.
"No problems!" Rachelle said as she heading straight for Slaanesh. Rachelle chatting with Slaanesh until she took Slaanesh's hand to her breast... Everything go very quick as they are heading straight for guest room together.


What will you do now?

>>21416563

>Note to Self: make love to Rachelle hard in thanks for her distracting our pursuit later

Let's take this opportunity to sneak off to another part of the school and set our plans in stone. I think we have a pretty good plan so far, but it doesn't hurt to get June and Bobby's thoughts and suggestions on it.

>Catherine. rvirgo

I...don't know what to say about this, captcha.

>>21416625
Agreed. We need to get the plan ready, make the calls ahead of us on our route, and then we can get out of here with Tomoe, Croco-chan, and Melphina and lead the avatars on a chase.

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>>21416625

You have no problem finding other secret room. The only thing that distracts you is banging sound from one of the guest room.

You talking about the plans to them, and they started to tell their thoughts.
"You can get blessed weapon from the church... But because I'm a Buddhist, I have no expertise about the Christian churches." Bobby said as he somehow distracted by the banging sound.
"We can seek one of Church to getting our weapons to be blessed. About the suitable location for our fight with less of people, I suggest that we are heading to the coast." June said.

Suddenly the banging sound is gone. Rachelle come to the room with pleased look and she is holding a package of blessed female condom.
"That was too easy! Now you don't need to worry about Slaanesh anymore!" Rachelle said.


Ask Rachelle how she did that, head to the nearest Church and/or continue planning?


>I...don't know what to say about this, captcha.
>I think it tried to say Katherine is real born on Virgo sign...

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>>21416953

>Our Southern troll banished Slaanesh? LMAO!!

Give Rachelle a hug and a quick kiss on the lips. "You are amazing, Rachelle."

Turn to the others. "That's a good idea, June. I think we have a plan, gentlemen. Let's do this."

Let's get Tomoe and Croco-chan. Leave a note for the other girls explaining what we're doing and find the nearest Anglican church to get our weapons blessed.

>>21417037
Seconded.

We can drive along the coast for a bit, before turning inland to go to Stonehenge.

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>>21417037
>>21417054

"You are amazing, Rachelle." You said as you huge her and giving a quick kiss.
"That was nothing darling..." Rachelle said as she stroke your hair while Katherine crossed her arms with annoying look.

You turned to others while you say, "That's a good idea, June. I think we have a plan, gentlemen. Let's do this."

You get Tomoe and Croco-chan with you. You left the notes for the girls about what you where doing. You, Bobby, Kelly and Tomoe took the spy car while June and Croco-chan took the rented car.

Your group finally arrived at the church. When you are about to enter, you hear singing and music playing. While inside the church, you see a black priest who are singing gospel while rest of the people are singing along.


What will you do? You feel like you just want to dance!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTsPDNWu6J8

>>21417304
....huh.
Must be having a guest preacher today.

Welp. Look around for the office or some place to wait until the service is over.
If nothing else, consecrated ground should keep the avatars away.

>>21417350

Good point. Wait until the service is over, then we can ask the preacher about blessing our weapons.

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>>21417350
>>21417481


You decided to wait until the singing is over. After the singing is over, all the people left the churches except for your gang and the priest.

The black priest walking to you and he speaking to you with american accent.
"Hello brother! What can Father William do for you?" The priest asked you.
"Well... I need blessing for our weapon." You told him.
"It is vampire, ghost, unholy monster, cult of Verne...?" Father William keep on asking you and it seem that it is not his first time that he had blessed the weapons.
"Hmm... actually dark gods." You finally answered.
"Hmmm... not easy task... I must use my most powerful blessing... You must sing along with me to make it work." Father William said as he pulled out pair of mics.


End of Part 36, Continue to 37
I Feel Good

I ending this quest tonight. Thank for playing with me and I hope that you will have good day. Good byes and see you on next weekend!

>>21417642

Have a good night, ML. See you next week!!

>>21417642
See you next week, ML.