Welcome, people of /tg/! Behold, the god game! The players take on the roles of gods and help shape the world into whatever they desire.

>Bronzehammer
The island expands to form a small continent, the land is flattened, patches of green valleys are created. Life soon springs forth from this land, small creatures like lizards and amphibians.

>Beer and Pretzels
And it is so! The eternal party dimension is created, within it everything is themed after the norse, food and drink (pretzels are prevalent) are eternal here, and it is shared by all. All good souls come here to feast and be merry with their fellow spirits, while those who were evil are forced to eternally stand ten feet from the party.

>Marmo
The creature is humanoid in shape, but has chaotic fire circling it's body, acting like divine armor. It is a powerful avatar and it will serve you well, but the shades are immortal, they cannot be killed by neither the mortal nor the divine.

>Caementum
The magical energy within the artifact begins to be absorbed by the keriders, they use it to fuel their strange bodies, with it their brains are charged with energy, they begin to think rapidly with what little brain they have.

(EVENT)
Small beetle-like creatures have spawned from the magical crater of kermal, using the artifacts energy as their lifeblood, they look like giant beetles with gray metallic shells, they wander the pit, climbing on walls and the insides of caves, they are quite docile.

>EchoWinds
The asteroid seems to be home to a strange metal-eating bacteria, and when it inevitably crashes into Edora the bacteria flourished, metal on Edora is now scarce. As a side result a large mountain has been created, made entirely of iron ores.

>Ixykatl
Strangely enough the swamps have produced a strange gas that stimulates growth hormones within the creatures you create. The ecosystem quickly tears itself apart, soon only a few creatures remain, the others extinct, unable to cope with the hormone. What remains is giant leeches which shoot out spikes tendrils, giant crocodiles the size of a car, these creatures eat the leeches despite their parasite-infested insides. Huge lizards and giant dragonflies also roam the swamp...

>Ardarvia
Dv'gula gives birth to several angellic children, women and human in form, they have great white bird-like wings and the power of a demi-god. However they cannot reproduce, they lack reproduction organs. It would seem that giving birth takes power away from Dv'gula.

>Ge
The sren prove to be formiddable foes, even for a divine one. They use their anti-magic to destroy any trickery that the Lo would use, they use their advanced tools and their durable bodies to weather the Lo attacks as if it were waves upon rock.

>Machine Herald
The liquimetal is studied and manipulated, a most strange substance. The high priests of the Dro'nok drink it and soon, with your divine aid, it takes over their bodies. The liquimetal coats their innards and outtards. The whole tribe follows in suit, and soon they become walking suits of pure metal. The liquimetal hardens, and soon the Dro'nok learn to control it, they can shift it around their body, allowing for the consumption of food and reproduction. The Dro'nok are no longer simply de'renai, they are something more, something FAR superior. They feel a draw towards the ocean of liquimetal, they plead for you to guide them to the promised lands where they can be one with the metal.

>Hokoth
Those who succumb to bloodlust are subdued by the other sren, they are tamed and controlled like wild beasts, they are berserkers on the battlefield, an unstoppable force that destroys all in it's wake...

>Valtis
You create one orb of pure adamantine, an unbreakable rock. The orb is filled with divine power and casted into Edora....

>Ik'thu
The bellows can be heard across the plains, each thuran using it to communicate with the others, their brain develops slightly...

>Varshbob
Now on Edora, those who are intelligent and strong-willed recieve your blessing, the philosophers of Edora advance in their studies rapidly...

>Zaerinth
You impregnate the angel with your divine seed. And soon you reap the rewards, a male child is born, born not divine like yourself, born a feeble human man with black hair and blue eyes...

>Valadur
It is so. The Oskari create small canoes to traverse the waters, they also develop fishing rods and nets.

Tribal Update
2: De'renai: Oskari: Worship God of Madness: 500Pop.
4: De'renai: Dro'nok: The Machine Herald.: 250Pop.
5: Oer'sadou: Worship Hokoth: 500Pop.
6: Sren: Worship No God: 1000Pop.
7: De'renai: Ericidials: Worship Ericidal: 200Pop.
8: Zaerinthians: Worship cZaerinth: 800Pop.

FUCK YES! FUCK YES!

sorry i needed to get that out of my system

so every child that dv'gula gives birth to makes her weaker?

im i the only one here?

Rolled 55

"AND then the Herald said - Follow the path made for you through the forest, and you shall reach the promised land. But proceed with the caution and patience that has served you so well"

Basically, I create a nice safe path leading through the forest to the flowmetal sea.

Rolled 100

>>21430361
Press the attack. I shall grant the Lo advanced combat abilities and tactics. The Sren wish to see this battle continue? They shall know what it is to fight against the agents of a god.

>>21430489
Shit just got real

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>>21430489

>>21430489
Nobody, but Nobody, pisses off the god of balance.

>>21430489
who is watching over the sren cause his shit is gonna get fucked up

>>21430533
Nobody is watching the Sren. I offered to give them assistance in exchange for their loyalty.

They scoffed.

Now they will serve.

>>21430530
we're k right... right

Nope.
>Sren have blocked, reversed and otherwise subdued every divine attempt to tamecivilize them
Then they leave me no choice. As a god of the dead and earth, I cast a plague on all of Sren. Because Sren are sentient ooze-men, this plague will harden them into a solid stone, unable to move, to eat or to drink, until they completely freeze into rock. They will have a chance to repent, though, but this will be their last chance.

Rolled 17

>>21430576
Whoops.

>>21430576
dude they are already
fucked as it is

>>21430576
ff..you...

you're a real dick, you know that? And now, now that you have ruined all of my progress, I will have to see you punished.

Nothing you hold dear shall prosper. I shall see your creations wiped form the world.

No. I shall see you wiped from this existence.

Rolled 86

>>21430587
>>21430489
Angrydorf, please tell me I did at least SOMETHING.

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>mfw this thread

Rolled 58

>>21430616
All I did, is give them a common cold after you annihilated them.

>>21430631
I was not annihilating them. I was taming them. Subjugating them. bringing them under my rule that they may see the error of their ways.

But you have made them worthless.

>>21430631
hey, that cold will make there noses dribble with terror!

>>21430643
>>21430587
Look at my roll. LOOK AT IT. The worst that could do is make them a lil bit slow.

>>21430643
he only rolled 17
knowing this game they will probably be immune to all diseases

>>21430662
...Or it will utterly destroy them. You now how low rolls work.

Rolled 75

i want my avatar to guide my brums to the ruins of tribe 1 and build a memorial forest

>>21430667
well he ment to cause harm and he failed so it will probably do something good

have you clarafied the rules in regrades to what happens if more than one god combine their rolls, angrydorf?

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Mfw.

>>21430338
>>21430353
>The asteroid seems to be home to a strange metal-eating bacteria, and when it inevitably crashes into Edora the bacteria flourished, metal on Edora is now scarce. As a side result a large mountain has been created, made entirely of iron ores.

>MFW -facepalm-

Okay, so we've got some form of horrible metal eating bacteria that won't threaten my trees. Where is a good place to try to start them i wonder.
>stares at map
Any thoughts? If not I could always try to pull another asteroid into orbit.

>>21430709
Seriously, this. We need to know if we even can--you haven't done it before, but we'd like a solid yes or no.

>Everybody be hating on the Sren.
Nobody wants to support the highly organized and militarized sentient slimes?

>>21430727
I got my hands full trying to destroy the planet apparently.

>>21430727
I do. That's why I'm subjugating them. They will serve, or they will die. Simple as that.

>>21430736
>also that 100 is gonna fuck some shit up...

>>21430727
could you answer our question?
>>21430709

>>21430727
eh, slimes are cool but the sren are just massive jackwagons

>>21430338
I've yet to see this game on /tg/, can you explain to me how it works? Are the players already set? Refer to my last post.

Also, we need Black and White 3.... Peter promised 8 Black and Whites, but only gave us 2.... And 2 expansions.

By the way I posted up all of the rules of this game on the forum.

>>21430774
forum link plz?

>>21430751
They won't. I was there before you. They wouldn't bow before anyone. Their only happiness in life was to eat, to dominate and to conquer. They even had the balls to defy a god of entropy. They are no better than demons.

>>21430769
i loved that game. my only copy of 2 broke and i can't afford to buy a new one or get a pirate

>>21430789
speaking of which, is anyone going to try to conquer and assimilate the demon tribes?

>>21430789
No..they don't bow before anyone they don't respect. This battle? This is how to gain their respect. They are warriors, and they will bow to another warrior.

>>21430799
The Traveler has already done so, I believe.

>>21430769
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=God%20Game
>>21430788
http://fourthhaven.forumotion.com/t8-angrydorf-s-rules

>>21430769
A fellow B&W lover. Seriously though, you're right, LH needs to drop fable (Even though I love the series) and start working on B&W 3. The last two games were a joke compared to the original.

Anyways, you can choose to be any type of god you want, or not, it doesn't matter. Just state your action (ex: I create an ocean of pudding!) and roll 1d100, I then write up what happens depending on (mainly) your roll.

http://fourthhaven.forumotion.com/t8-angrydorf-s-rules

Here is the rules for the game. (Also located on our forum, suggest you save that link, because it is there that I will keep you up to date on the schedule of the game.)

>>21430774
>if you create magical species they will feed of your divine energy
So, crunchwise what effect does that have?

>>21430795
2 was amazing... Sure it wasn't as big or expansive as promised (they promised boats, fishing, disiples would get better over time) and the combat was weak and walls were bugged, but damn it was fun to build shit. Shame the final level was terrible and hard. I bought the expansion recently but never even opened it. I loved unlocking new buildings and just watching people use the Baths or Temple... Was a lot easier to complete the game as non-lethal.

I just checked quickly on Google for you....

http://games.brothersoft.com/black-white-2.html

Seems to be a free direct download... but, who knows.

Also, can you help me with understanding this game?

>>21430811
thank you. even though i thought i had seen every page of that forum that page must of slip my attention. i still think that the no combining rolls rule should be abolished

>>21430863
i think the loop hole we have for it is fine, can you comprehend the game-breakage that would occur on a dual combined 100 roll?

>>21430855
sure what do you want to know?

>>21430811
>>21430839

Thanks guys. Yeah, but, the thing is, LH is dead. Peter left and made a new company. Fable is now an Xbox money maker and I hope Peter kept his IP for Black and White. He promised 8, first few would be the rise of you as a God, the height and then last few the decline as the world moves into modern life and the need for God dies.

>>21430887
It's alright now, I got the links from the other posts, thanks anyway!

>>21430890
man that would be awesome

as a kid i would go full evil. because the war monkey was so awesome and the fire ball was fun

so has anything incredibly important happened while i was gone?

i give dv'gula's children the reproductive organs required to make my angel race and have Zaerinth's child tied down and fucked by all the angels

want all your opinion of my move before i roll

>>21430974
....look, I know that you're the fucking /d/ godess but come on.

I don't want to be that guy, but this shit seriously makes me uncomfortable.

Rolled 41

>>21430974
i will make all the dv'gula's children homosexual
>no hard feelings

>>21430338
So, I just chose one of the >implying things and start doing stuff? So, one roll per 'update' and that's it?

>>21430974
Sure give me some on mine.

>Zaerinth's child tied down and fucked by all the angels
Thats a little messed up for this board yeah?
Effective but messed up.

Mine here
>>21430725

>>21430998
fine. he is not tied down and has nice vanilla sex with the angels. happy now

>>21431003
we are still bros don't worry
since you only rolled 41 i reckon there just a bit more athletic

>>21430974
Please don't.
>>21431008
One roll per update.
Also, no >implying things are other players. As of now, you have nothing created. No race, no geographical location, no nothing. So, just roll 1d100 and tell the class what are you making.

Rolled 16

The Thurans' long distance grumbling becomes more advanced. Identifying individuals through a combination of pauses and frequencies.

>>21431020
>happy now

No, not really. It's not the sex that's the problem, it's just that..everything is so fetishized. I get that's your thing, and I get that it's something /tg/ made, but still, it really makes me uncomfortable, and it's just getting worse and worse.

>>21431043
damnit, maybe they're into wrestling?

>>21431047
ok to save us all some russled jimmys i promis to not metion my domain of bondage

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>>21431047
>uncomfortable around bondage and /d/eviants
>/tg/

>>21431102
I don't understand the comparison.

>>21431112
its the stereo type that /tg/ wants to fuck anything and everything that moves (or doesn't)

might as well roll
"i grant my angelic women the abillaty to bear children"

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Rolled 82

>>21431044
Roger that!

"I, the Enigmatic One, who has travesered the universe and dimensions since their creation have finally found an place to begin again...."

I chose that roam these plains... They are creatures who have migrated from the swamps in order to escape the massive predators located there. They are Lizard creatures which excel at running and climbing, contain defensive poison abilities but are not able to take a hit.

So,I create a location of tall trees which have huge root systems, mangrove type roots for easy escape if predators come. I also make these trees grow fruit and a haven for small insects and mammals.

Rolled 93

>>21431160
sill forgot to roll

Rolled 82

>>21430361
lets see if I can't rework this hormone to symbiote more along the lines of what I originally intended.

wild magic incoming

Rolled 17

>>21431170
fuck yah

>>21431178
er gas, you know what I meant

>>21431185
hmmm, what do these angels look like? winged "people" or like "47 headed ocelots covered in eyes that shoot fire and gastric juices"

Rolled 17

>>21431199
hot human babes with wings

Rolled 15

>>21431249
>>21431185
>rolled 17 twice
> what if i roll 17 again?

>>21431258
dam

>>21431164
What about my roll? :( The black dot on the map represents where I wanted to go.

>>21431311
you've confused me. you started talking about plains and creatures that left the swamp and put that dot smack in the middle of it

>>21431349
Oh, THAT'S the swamp? I thought the dark green bit was it. Oh well, scrub the plains idea... The creatures are in the swamp and use the mangrove like trees to hide from crocodiles.

>>21431311
Your roll is how effective your action is.
If your roll was shit(for example 20) then well your Lizards would probably be fat toads that taste delicious and definitely not be poisonous. But because your roll is great you get all you've asked for and maybe more.
Also, if your race is sentient, give it a name then.

>>21431402
Oh I know, but I meant, what about the action, how do I know how/when anything comes of it?

>>21431402
if all of that works then wouldn't he of more or less magiced a sentient race into existance

>>21431423
When Angrydorf updates.

>>21431442
>>21431402

Also, I didn't think I could magically bring them sentience.... I assumed what I did was just providing them food and safety, which allows them to work on other things, like, getting technology... So I assume the "and more" will be as a result of what I asked... So perhaps the Lizards would develop communication to hide from predators.

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>mfw writing this post.
So much bad shit is happening...

Holy shit nice recursive linkage.

>>21431496
such as?

>>21431496
Just remember Angry, I gave the Sren choice the chance to surrender at any time and serve, DONT FORGET!

Rolled 80

>>21431496
Let me add to it Angry. I try once again to bring an asteroid into orbit. No fancy frills no nothing, just using my divine power to keep it in orbit at the moment.

>>21431568
>everything went better than expected

>>21431579
ie. you didn't nuke the planet again =P

>>21431589
Don't push me man. It's being held in orbit by my divine power at the moment because fuck you orbital mechanics at the moment. potential orbital bombardment up in here!

>>21431496
wait, shit, are my brums still alive?

Rolled 23

I shall create an alphabet of magic runes.

>>21431762
No-one understands the nonsensical lettering and anyone that reads it has a d% chance of going temporarily insane.

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>>21431777
It would be interesting if that insanity would actually give them powers.

>>21431648
But, my lizard creatures.... Who are just trying to avoid car sized crocodiles... Eat fruit and insects.

Now... if only I knew how my roll turned out before I decide what to do.

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>>21430478
The sea is many thousands of miles away, it's literally on the other side of the world, they start to traverse the land, they walk for centuries, generations live and die during the journey, but finally they reach their destination, the promised lands. To others the liquimetal is poisonous and scars flesh, but to the Dro'nok it is their natural habitat. They create a city floating on the liqumetal, shaping and hardening the metal into an impenetrable city with tall walls, they use metallic boards to float over the liquimetal to reach the shores where they gather materials, however the land is barren and they will need some source of wood and food soon...

(EVENT)
The tainted plains expandand envelopthe entire grassland, the thurans and the brums are driven to extinction as are the demon spawn.

(EVENT)
The tainted, acidic goop is flowing into the swamps, a massive decline in all life in the swamps takes place.

(EVENT)
A recent shift in the battle of the immortal shades and the shadowlings, the shadowlings are somehow subdueing the shades and forcing them to fight on their side, these 'corrupted' shades drip with black ooze...

>>21430489
The Lo manifest elemental abilities they are highly organized when fighting, using telepathy to communicate with each other on the fly, their elemental abilities allows them to control all of the elements, they call down thunder and shoot fire at the Sren, who in return mobolize and use their powerful anti-magics to sap the divine energy out of them. The sren seem to grow stronger in this new environment of constant fighting, they lose many soldiers, but in return they adapt and manifest a new ability of their own. The Sren can now use advanced kinetic, they can move objects easily with their minds. They use this new ability to fight back the Lo. It would seem both races are equal in power, but the battle wages on, each side taking heavy casualties.

Rolled 12

If I am not mistaken, last game magic started to vanishing from the world, because an asteroid destroyed the magical lands of the north. Soo...

Varshbob believes that Edora needs magic to continue evolving and growing.He creates a device that absorb and convert solar energy into magical energy. The device then spread the magic mostly into the ground and some into the air and water nearby.

The the device will be named a Varcane.

Varshbob Creates 33 of these Varcanes and scatters them across the planet, to renew the magic of Edora.

>>21430576
This plague spreads rapidly, so much so that it spreads across Edora itself within a matter of days, every species takes heavy losses and is now in decline, small hard stone-like objects grow within the victim, tearing up and clogging their insides until death. To the Sren however this is not a problem, they simply filter the stones out and soak up a little more water than usual.

>>21430687
The brums are extinct.

>>21431003
*Lesbian. The three children of the great angel Dv'gula begin to take romantic interest in each other, after a few months they begin to have ritualistic orgy's...And Zaerinths son is forced to watch...Creepy.

>>21431045
The thurans are extinct.

>>21431164
The plains are toxic and dangerous, the Mangers live in the harsh swamps instead. The Mangers have three pairs of long muscular legs which they use to climb efficiently, they are small and have sharp claws that dig into surfaces, they have a horn on the top of their head that they use to fight for mates and attack predators. They flourish in the jungle-like terrain, they are omnivores, eating both fruit and meat. They inject poison with every bite, and can secrete it from their scales. They manage to hide well enough in the rotten trees of the swamps, they seem to dislike making noise, infact they lack any form of vocal cords. They instead secrete different chemicals which the other mangers smell, this is a base form of communication.

>>21431160
The angels can now bear children, however with each new generation the divine bloodline weakens, besides they donot have any angellic males.

>>21431879
can they still fly

>>21431879
>Mangers

Awesome. So, does this post represent an "update"? If it does, does this mean I get to roll just once again?

>>21431879
does that technically count as high worship to me?

>>21431868
Nothing significant happens.

>>21431178
The gas is imbued with magical energy, soon the creatures of the swamps become imbued with the magical energy, they become much faster and stronger than their size shows.

>>21431568
You create a big barren rock that orbits Edora.

>>21431762
You create a few magical runes, so far you can only spell, at a maximum, three-letter-words.

Tribal Update
2: De'renai: Oskari: Worship God of Madness: 100Pop.
4: De'renai: Dro'nok: The Machine Herald.: 100op.
5: Oer'sadou: Worship Hokoth: 100Pop.
6: Sren: Worship No God: 500Pop.
7: De'renai: Ericidials: Worship Ericidal: 100Pop.

Rolled 81

The Thunai (yes, I remember my firstborn weasels) develop thei telepathy further, now living in larger nests usually in hills they focus their thoughts to severely damage non-thunai that tresspass on their hills.

>>21431942
may i ask what killed the brums off?

Rolled 34

>>21431868
>>21431942
Re rolling to do this again.
I just want magical thingies to develop...

>>21431933
because of your action i have 2 options:

1)make that guy who lives with them divine and hope that the angels become bisexual

or

2) (i must note that this is not the option i want to take but i may have to) i make one of the angel a hermaphrodite.

Rolled 41

>>21431987
Stop turning our beautiful Edora into your fetish playground.

>>21431942
I'll create a magical terraforming bacteria to eat the taint and cause the effected land to be turned into a dense rainforest.

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Rolled 20

>>21431964
Either this stupid fucking plague that I've engineered or the shadowlings or the swamp goop or just about anything. This is a sad update and me having any part in making it worse doesn't make me feel any better. Since I can't just magic away the plague I'll change it instead. The plague is no longer lethal and now grants immunity to most magical or natural diseases.

Rolled 47

>>21432014

>>21432008
as i said it may be my only option if they won't go near the only male and i don't want to have to

>>21432008
but that's her character. either way i'm trying to derail her OP angels
>>21432041
maybe just make them reproduce asexualy?

>>21432008
also it was hawl that made them lesbians not me. i wanted to keep away from doing that kind of stuff

Rolled 42

>>21432041
And creating a male equivalent of Dv'Gula isn't allowed?

>>21431987
"What if I said that I could make it so that your angels will not lose their divine nature, what would you do for me?"

Rolled 34

>>21431942
Okay with my barren rock I create an atmosphere and pulverize the first rock layer into a loamy dirt.
I create water deposits and a few water lakes across the surface, as well as giving it a metal core to ensure gravity is sustained without my assistance.


>the key appears to be baby steps
Out of curiosity what is the byproduct of the metal eating bacteria?

>>21432050
why do you want to ruin my angels. if you left them alone then they would become less divine. now i have to waste acople of turns fixing things

and i would not make them asexual as my most holy of domains is love and relationships

>>21432071
hey im the god of wilds, homosexuality, things that eat plants and plants that eat things; im only doing my job.

Somebody need a God to die horribly here?

>>21432120
gods cant die in this setting

Rolled 60

>>21432120
Gods can't die, read the rules that Hokoth linked to earlier

>>21432116
but they are things that eat plants, and other things

So do we have a god of ice and/or cold? If not, I wanna be that.

Captcha: chilled asxful
Alrighty then...

>>21432087
a tempting offer, and one i may call upon later, but as it is i want to see how this turns out

>>21431855
>make the Sren even stronger.
>crit success

What. I would really hate to see what a crit fail would've been.

Regardless, it is high time this battle has ended. They shall submit, or all shall be destroyed.

I appear personally before the Sren cities and request their surrender. I need them to act as my agents. They are the only mortals with the strength, and the ability to serve. They are the greatest hope of restoring Balance, if properly guided. Their warlike nature will only lead to greater destruction. Edora is dying.

Rolled 10

i make a race of small creatures, they are lizard like have 6 legs and crawl around on the ground, they are green and have 6 eyes. they are covered by a thin layer of feathers

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Rolled 37

>>21432026
>become a death god
>want to be nice and benevolent instead of cruel and bloodlusty
>tg-dice:"nope"
This isn't funny /tg/-dice.

Rolled 56

>>2143185but my brums dont live in the plains! they are forest creatures!

Rolled 52

>>21432211
>>2143185
>but my brums don't live in the plains! they are forest creatures!
literally

Rolled 64

>>21431879
I drop rocks to create a barrier between them and the rest of the swamp, protecting them from predators. I cover them in vines to allowing climbing.

(seriously, I don't know how to progress them and their race....)

Rolled 34

dv'gula gives birth to a male angel. the 3 other angels see that they must exist as a race and mate with this male. dv'gula becomes weakened further by this child and lands in the middle of the island in the sea. her children follow her and make this land their home

if this doesn't go well im fucked and so is all of edora probabley

Rolled 43

>No god killing, ok.
"The taint is my father, my mother, I am the Godblight"

Arisen from corruption, with power in spite, malice, pervertion and rot, The Blight which is Deity manifests.

Kauul calls on the tainted swamps, trying to raise simple beings of slime and corruption, the start of his dark ambitions.

Rollan for slime monsters
Can I play? Is this all ok?

>>21432153
Okay so since nobody answered my question I'm just gonna jump in assuming there's no Frost Deity. So... guess I'll try and alter the world in a small area to make something like an ice cap. With polar bears.

Rolled 77

>>21431942
I create a nice, lush forest near the flowmetal sea. Not particularly magnificent or anything, but enough to satisfy all the needs of the De'renai. The won't be needing food soon enough...

I really think we should expand on the idea of a huge temple, probably in a different dimension where we have avatars and mortals can come to use with their pleas.

Rolled 77

>>21432330
And I royally fuck the rolling up because no 1. Let's try this again. Rolling for creating an ice cap and some polar bears.

Rolled 21

>>21432330
There wasn't, as far as I knew

>>21432351
Sweet. There is now.

Rolled 34

>>21432328
You better stay away from my Mangers ;_; They just want to live in peace..... Also, they are poisonous.

What time is it where you are?

>>21432386
I didn't mean to roll, ignore this.

Also, I have awesome plans for my Mangers..... It's so hard not creating technology and things that break rules.

>>21432409
11:00 for me

>21432386
I'm planning on posturing mostly. Basically I'm going to be the saturday morning villian.

I'll cackle and stuff and steal/corrupt stuff and glower in my filth, but generally I'll be ineffective.

>>21432426
Same, 11pm for you or 11am

Rolled 15

>>21432356
well, there was the God in the North, but he hasn't been around for a while, so the domain is open.

I add a chemical agent to the water supply near the oskari village that breaks down the mineral deposits that build up in their bodies from the disease

Rolled 47

The creatures of living magic who I will name the "Pyna" will begin to develop the ability to feed off the energy of their surroundings.

>>21432447
So... If there's already a polar region, all I gotta do is make dem bears. That 77 doesn't seem too bad for that on my roll.

>>21432447
He had his worshipers stolen by the Ungod and then left.
>>21432409
1.06 am.

>>21432442
Pm

>>21432520
Nice to see a fellow British countryman.

>>21432582
Yay I'm not the only britfag

>>21432615
Irish meat here, hello neighbours.

>>21432641
Wisconsin reporting in

>>21432641
North or republic

>>21432668
Sorry if my question comes across as rude I am merely curious.

>>21432757
Not at all, Republic. I'm kinda unIrish though. Don't eat potatoes, or drink.
>No true Irishman.

>>21432797
I'm half Irish, family comes from clonmel (hope I spelt that sort of right) but I haven't been over to visit in years

Any news on the update, angrydorf

Rolled 51

>>21431855
I attempt to stop the spread of the taint and reverse its effects on the planet and wildlife.

>Just so you guys know, the taint will spread until it covers the whole world. Seriously this might be an extinction level event, it has already claimes the brums/thuran.

>>21433014
But the brums didn't even live in the fucking plains!

After the next update we all work together to stop the taint, it'll work eventually, it could just take a lot of rolls.

>>21433014
Ha! Even more my dark sire spreads! Quiver in Fear little godlings!

>>21433063
We could make a seperate plane and teleport all the taint there. Then we figure out what to do with it.

Rolled 30

>>21433091
We can't solve all of our problems with separate planes. Remember the shades?

>>21433091
Even if you were to contain it, you would only be delaying your fate, even the purest container would become tainted with time.

Come, and join with my Sire, and be born anew!

>>21433102
It will not solve the problem, but it will delay it. Right now we have to deal with dwindling populations of every race. (and my fuckup)

>>21433127
Why destroy everything? Whats the point?

>>21433144
wants people to suck his taint maybe

>>21433155
I only wish to put things as they should be, to make all as One.

(something like that perhaps, though really how sound of mind would you be being a newly birthed divine from the taint?)

>>21433127
>Glad to be making a forest moon...

>>21433144
There's no point. There's never any point in anything for the corrupted ones, because they don't think. They feel.

>>21433198
Obligatory "That's no moon."

>>21433192
Ah, my kin, you are misguided. This world is flawed and unbalanced, yes, but destruction is not the answer. Join me in restoring Balance to the world.

But true Balance can only exist with multiple sides.

>>21433214
oh it wont be ; ) it wont be

>>21433237
And you are now going to be my ally. The Seasons shall unite and create anew the worlds!

>>21433250
I am okay with this for now. I'm still working on my sentient race tho. I created the moon to give them a home free from the ravages of eudora for a time. to allow them to flourish and grow before interacting with the rest of the world

>>21433236
"It is true that corruption ceases to be when there is nothing to corrupt, perhaps my Sire will allow itself to be limited and from time to time pushed back.

But then again, this is only if you have the strength to resist, if you are too weak to stand then you would fall sooner or later.

I'm sure I could find a way to corrupt corruption in anycase, as interesting as your "balance" is.

Know this Ge, if we were to join in balance, you would have to take some of my pervertion, just as I would take some of your purity."

It's been 3 hours with 2 updates.

>>21433290
I don't even know if I have polar bears or not yet.

>>21433317
between that and some dude destroying the world, I really feel like I'm wasting my time...

>>21433331
thats important, need to know if you got the meats

Rolled 98

I sow a forest of trees on the non-radioactive moon, they have bright red leaves and bark as strong as steel, they are non-flammable and can survive intense heat and pressure, they grow anywhere there is space and consume debris and dust, they seed with fire and pressure and grow immensely slowly...

>>21433307
I know the price of Balance, Kauul. Do you think that the god of Balance can be unchanging?

Change is part of balance. Do you think I only create? One must also destroy.

>>21433371
Thank you for the help!

>>21433353
Indeed. I'm not sure if I should evolve /them/ to be my primary race or whatever, or if I should make something like... Eskimos, or some weird shit out of them. With narwhal horns and whale bacculi as weapons.

>si.soug Man
Looks like Eskimos.

>>21433378
When your moon eventually crashes into Edora (we all know it will) at least the trees will survive.

Hawl just created godtrees. With their crit success powers can they stop the taint?

>>21433342
Angrydorf usually updates slowly. One of the reasons why is because he's waiting for everyone to roll.

>>21433372
Then, perhaps I shall aid you for a time, but know this, I shall by my very nature betray you, protect what you hold dear well, for I am bound to steal the works of others.

We shall see how well you take my venom.

>>21433400
It's really appreciated I'll try growing them to sentience and worship for us

>>21433405
I've got a GCSE in the morning and what's happened here is that my Thurans got wiped out before I could turn them in to supergorillas with a full language and now the world's going to end.

>>21433463
My race was wiped out by a disaster that didn't even happen on their side of the planet in a biome they didn't live in.

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>>21431952
Generally it only takes one or two thunai to channel enough psychic power to ward off predators, but it works well. They instinctively take shifts, there is at least one thunai channeling their psychic power at all times. The thunai are the masters of the hills all who try to approach them are driven off by their strange psychic abilities.

>>21431980
One varcane is created at the center of the only island, in the mountains of ore-rich rock. It channels the solar energy from the sun and converts it into magic, which it then disperses into the air around it.

>>21432026
The plague combines with other diseases to form thousands of unique strands, now there is no sure way to cure or develop an immunity to it.

(EVENT)
The plague spreads further, the plague is now airborne and waterborne. At this rate it will extinguish all life within a matter of a few turns...

>>21432014
The taint proves to be too formiddable and prevalent to be destroyed by a bacterial.

>>21432089
It is so.

>>21432189
The verim are small six-legged reptiles with six beady eyes, they have a multitude of thin feathers covering their body, however they are mostly preyed upon by bigger predators, and are in decline due to the plague and overhunting.

>>21432258
The giant rocks serve as perches for the creatures, however most predators simply scale the rock barrier.

>>21432286
D'vgula gives birth to a male, but as she does she dies, being dozens of centuries old and using her energy to feed her children has taken it's toll, and finally after giving birth it's the final event that kills her, she withers away and fades from existence, a bright light flashing before she disappears into the eternal octoberfest. The four children and Zaerinths son move to the centeral island where they find the varcane, they begin to absorb the energy around it, using it to feed themselves, however Zaerinths son, Khan, requires real nutrition and begins to forage for berries and small animals, he builds a hut. The angels are confused, they simply sleep on the ground.

(EVENT)
The tainted lands expand towards the Sren capital, they prepare to migrate east.

>>21432328
Creatures of slime and ooze, they are acidic creatures, burning organic matter to the touch, they have minimal instinct, they only move around and attempt to dissolve organic matter, the more they absorb the larger they become.

>>21432342
With the addition of the forest the dro'nok can get the nutrition they need, and they would be flourishing if not for the devastating plague.

>>21432347
You create an ice cap in the north, the Vennklogs emerge once again, the immortal demons beasts of ice! Without anything to evolve from the northern wastes remain lifeless.

>>21433532
Don't worry, you'll all get to vent fustration on the wicked works of Kauul, foiling the GodBlight's every move!

>>21433562
We have no choice. If we are to survive, we -must- destroy this plague, and the taint.

I once again attempt to destroy and reverse the effects of the taint.

Rolled 65

>>21433592

I take the DNA information of the the genetically superior male and female of every species on Edora and put it all in storage for later cloning in the event of a disaster.

Rolled 38

>>21433578
By the Frosts, that's somewhat better than I thought I'd get. Hell yeah, Vennklogs are on their way. Since they're demon polar bears, I'm gonna drop 'em some stuff to eat too. Like penguins and fish. You know, 'cause bears are carnivorous.

Rolling for Fish, Penguins, whatever-the-fuck can be dropped for edibles and possibly more evolution possibilities in the future.

Rolled 52

>>21433592
yep, guess I have to do the same thing

Rolled 88

>>21433600
I shall aid him

also, are the cull still alive? there has been a lot happening and I have some new ideas for improving them if they are still there, if not I will simply start again once we have repaired the world

>>21432447
The chemical agent fails to break up the deposits, and infact only serves to dehydrate their bodies and allow the disease to progress further...

>>21432462
The pyna wander, absorbing the energy around them without anything to spend it on.

>>21432946
You manage to temporarily stop the taints spread... (1 Turn.)

>>21433026
They did, because that's the only place they could actually live, the only other place would be the cryptic jungles, which they couldn't possibly navigate.

>>21433342
Not really supposed to do this as an activity, it's side-thing while you play a game or watch a movie, I could be extremely fast and miss several rolls and have the writing come out as crap, would that be better?

>>21433371
It is so, the outlandish trees sparsely populate the fertile soil of the satelite.

Tribal Update
2: De'renai: Oskari: Worship God of Madness: 80Pop.
4: De'renai: Dro'nok: The Machine Herald.: 80op.
5: Oer'sadou: Worship Hokoth: 80Pop.
6: Sren: Worship No God: 480Pop.
7: De'renai: Ericidials: Worship Ericidal: 80Pop.

>>21433578
Ah, I also send the Lo in to assist the mortal races in fleeing the taint.

Rolled 71

>>21433592
>>21433618
Is it possible to just magic away the plague though? Because if it is, then I'll do the same thing.

Rolled 15

>>21433600
I shall assist

Rolled 32

>>21433578
Yesss... YESSS... YESSS... RISE SPAWN OF TAINT!

Kauul sends dark whispers from the taint, luring all beings of mind with the gift of safety from the taint, that one need only accept it. Power and other blandishments are offered.

All that need be done is bow and worship Kauul and his Sire.

The darkest promise is that if sacrifices are given to the taint, it will halt it's progress for a time.

>>21433657
Huh, seems my taint-fu is weak.

Rolled 56

I roll to kill the taint

The Thunai abandon their hills, almost coming together as a race as they burrow frantically to flee the taint.

Rolled 42

>>21433674

Rolled 62

I take my divine power and teleport the remaining drakul (feather lizards) to the now forested moon, the trees have created a thin atmosphere capable of sustaining the lizards, they eat the soft shells of the trees seeds and begin turning red, their skin yards with the fire retardant chemicals.

Rolled 43

>>21433625
The Herald creates a swarm of nanobots to live symbiotically inside the De'renai. They destroy the stones the plague forms, and derive their energy from the Sun. They can only be used for this purpose, and the De'renai (or anyone else) cannot repurpose them unless they reach a formidable level of technological progress.

I'm not sure if this counts as a divine action but it might.

The mortal man as gained a great age and now stays in his hut. One of my angels starts to care for the old man. Over time she learns of the benefits of having huts and builds some, sadly by this time he has died and the whole tribe morn his death, nearly as much as the death of dv'gula.

Rolled 81

>>21433562
Eh, a magical island is good enough.

I command my avatar Bovarsh to travel to island so he can soak some of the magical energy, I also appoint him to protect the island from harm until further orders. I have plans for this island.

Varshbob creates seven magical servants from the rock and earth of the island. They are based on the Varcane - they absorb solar energy and convert into magical energy. However, unlike the Varcane, these servant shall store the magic inside themselves to use. (Basicly I create servant golems that can generate and use magic.)

These servants are named Svybov, and are ordered to start building on the island a grand city.

>>21433935
I see it is futile to try and stop you, so ask that part of the island is left to my angels. Later once they learn the ways of the world I might aid you in the building of the city.


> Long story short how bout an alliance

Rolled 10

I will create a bacteria that's sole purpose is to eat other strains of disease like the plague. I wish for them to act like E-coli and protect their hosts.

I will spread this across the land.

>>21433562
>>21433625
From the fertile soil I populate the satellite with trees and various plants, creating rise of the green forests. The trees of the green forest have no protection from the ravages of fire beyond their natural state. Each tree desires to connect to it's ilk to share resources and uses this ability to shuttle nutrients from more fertile areas to connected trees in more barren zones.

As of yet they can only actively seek out trees of their own kind to share resources with.

They grow quickly due to the nature of the trees and my blessing and soon are the co-domonant tree form on the orbiting satellite.

I shall name the satillite, TROB

>>21434121
Aw crap

Rolled 48

>>21434135
now for my roll!

Rolled 85

>>21434018
Sure. Lets create a garden of eden of sorts. I'll build a grand city, and your angels will populate it. Maybe even bring mortals who did great deeds.

To help you educate your angels, once my avatar Bovarsh shall reaches the island, I'll have him help teach your angels. He is really old, and wandered the world doing shit. He should know a bunch.

Don't mind me, just chilling inb taint, watching the oozes become larger.
And larger.
And larger.

Man, these things get big!

>>21434160
I was gonna have each of my angels fly round learning crap from the other tribes but that seems better. Thank you and in your honer the male angel shall now be named bob

>>21434160
Also I assume that you didn't mean to roll

>>21434121
Why did you do that? We already have decent to high rolls.

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>>21433592
The taint is held back for another turn...

>>21433614
(Actually the Vennklogs were already there, it's just they were invigorated when you created the ice cap, and they're not really polar bears.)
The Vennklogs are immortal and donot desire to eat the flesh of petty creatures, instead they tear whatever you create to shreds, batheing in it's blood.

>>21433618
With the power of two gods the taint is stopped until further notice.

>>21433622
Yes.

>>21433642
Your divine power doesn't help much at all.

>>21433633
You banish a decent portion of the plague to the void, but over half still remains.

>>21433657
Your dark whispers are not strong enough, it doesn't compell the peoples of this world to join you.

>>21433672
A section of taint is destroyed, barren land taking it's place.

>>21433674
The thunai burrow deep into the ground, but what shall they eat here? There is no light, making it difficult to see. Without any water they become dehydrated and are forced to regulary return to the surface for light, food, and water.

>>21433729
Their skin turns red and the thin atmosphere provides essential oxygen for them to breathe, their skin become fire resistant and they develop a sort of chemical acid that they spit at predators (which don't exist at the moment.)

>>21433791
Without them actually knowing, nanobots are created to live within the de'renai, they manage to hold off the plague and keep the dro'nok healthy, they gather energy from nutrients within the subjects blood, as sunlight doesn't exist inside of a body. However without any way to reproduce these (other than for you to spend every turn creating more) newly birthed de'renai fall victim to the plague.

>>21433861
With the death of Zaerinths son the angels mourn. They build huts and fashion clothes from plants in the wild. No longer are they divine creatures, while they are demigods in their own right they have become humble, similar to a mortal...The three females are still lesbians.

>>21433935
The Svybov turn into red rocky golems, easily ten feet tall, they become masters of magic, magical fire burns all over them. They start constructing a grand marble city with their magical powers, it will take quite some time. (1 Turn.)

>>21434121
The bacteria consumes all others and starts to rapidly expand, the infected seem to have the ability to manipulate the bacteria. Externally the bacteria looks like a black liquid but when a victim manipulates it the liquid can become a shell as hard as rock, or a spike as sharp as steel. Sadly the bacteria does eventually kill the host as it slowly eats away at their brain matter.

>>21434135
The plants that form become red and purple, taking on the same features of the trees. The other green trees quickly die, it would seem that the already existing trees have 'corrupted' the soil and made it impossible for any other plant to grow, these green-color plants die out quickly and provide more organic material for the purple & red trees to expand upon, soon Trob is covered in red & purple vegetation that it night invulnerable to every force in the universe...

>>21434224
>>21434258
Fuck yeah bob.
I would advise against flying for now, atleast until the taint is dealt with. Let them soak some of the magical energy the Varcane creates. But afterwards do have them go and learn about the world from the different tribes. They will be much more knowledgeable that way, and you can also spread some rumors about our awesome island.

Now that I think about it, we need a name for the island. Got an idea?

Yup, accidental roll.

Rolled 39

>>21434342
Oh well. I guess bathing in blood is just as cool as eating. Did any of the little things survive for future use? If they did, that's awesome and I think I should have some Stealth-Penguins. They're pure white, and pure awesome, and only survive by being invisible on the ice cap to the Vennklogs. And the Vennklogs need a challenge too, so why not give them... Oh, I don't know, send them to fight the Taintplague too.

Rolling for Stealth Penguins because that matters more. But if the Vennklogs can benefit from the roll, let that happen too.

>>21434352
I order the Lo to cease the battle against the Sren and begin undoing the damage done by the taint, and as such, allow them to draw more power from me to do the task.

Rolled 52

>>21434422
(I forget the dice, every damn time.)

Where is the rest of the update?

Rolled 18

I shall take some of the infected and add a new organ that boost their ability to control the bacteria further.

Hopefully, this will allow them to tell the bacteria to leave the brain alone.

Rolled 87

I shall create a blade that will burn the taint away.

Rolled 68

Kauul howls in anger, if none will listen, then he will show thier eyes the power of the taint.
In the depths of the tainted swamps, he calls a spire of black stone and consuming slime.

Though the taint will not advance, this tower will maintain it, and grow the putrifcation within the lands already given over to it. It will also serve to call forth the bones of those who fell to the plague, a force of kidnapping skeletal raiders!

Rolled 32

I roll to de-lesbian the angels do bob can get some acton. They are now bi

>>21434466
Anyone feel like using this sword I'm making?

*HISS*

>>21434514
If only you'd rolled two higher...

>>21434523
We could distribute it to the Sren, or equip the Lo with them.

Rolled 72

>>21434500
I am sorry but your son died, one of the gods made the angels lesbian so he didn't get any. Before his death he imparted knowlage unto his siblings who mourned his death for a decade and a half

Rolled 44

>>21434494
>using earth and the dead in his/her/it's unholy practices
Intolerable! I command your skeletal raiders and all the dead they collected to destroy evil beacon.

Rolled 68

Zaerinth brings his son back to life as an immortal, AND COMMANDS HIM AND THE ANGELS TO MATE.

>>21434579
One roll per turn, dude.

>>21434352
I take command of the Repule trees evolution and encourage them to interconnect to share resources as the green trees once had.

Rolled 1

>>21434579
Well for now they are all lesbian (exept for bob)

>>21434589
The first action I posted was irrelevant, as the target was deceased.

>>21434570
I take whatever is corrupted, they are my birthright, anything fallen to my Sire is also fallen to me!

I do not obey you, Hokoth! Why should death remain uncorrupted?

Rolled 27

>>21434602
Helping them secure their hold in the soil, I also help them evolve to send electrochemical pulses to indicate conditions of the connected tree to other trees in order to request or provide more resources.
rollan

Rolled 93

>>21434523
I create another magical golem this one much more powerful. Like the Svybov he generates magic from solar energy to use. His sole purpose is to fight the taint, using the blade Valtis creates.

>>21434579
Mating your son is the least of our worries. Can you not see that plague threatens all life on Edora?

>>21434616
You'd be surprised what people are willing to do to corpses. . .

Rolled 25

>>21434342
rolling to destroy the taint with magical fire, forever banishing it from Edora

Rolled 64

>>21434639
Well for now I want to sort out my angels so they can become a proper race