That is the cutest thing

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>>21595624

Are my Ears burning?

>>21595757
Is it really you?

>>21595791
Tis my good sir but I cannot yet share tales, still at work. So please be patient. You will hear the tale of Kat capturing a Demon soon enough

>>21595818
>>21595757
I love it when I stumble onto epic threads in the making by accident.

Ah well, got an assignment deadline in 3 hours with 800 words to go, that's going to keep me ticked over.

>>21595818
I'm so exited

Also to the kind drawfag who drew Kat. I showed her the drawings in the morning and she loved them so good on you. She also requested a few drawings to be made. So this goes to any and all draw fags who feel up to the task.

She wants a drawing of herself fighting a dragon while on his back.

And one of her surrounded by peasants adoring her. She is the Hero after all,

>>21595894
Did you get all the drawings from the last thread?

>>21595894
When are you done with work so I know when to show up

Ok /tg/ I'm off of work, Katlyn is at a sleep over and I have more stories to tell me.


Should I start story time?

>>21597172
Yes please. Immediately if you can.

>>21597172
Yes please.

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>>21597434
>>21597475

Very well lets begin.

Now once again I ask you pick a tale to hear.

1)We can hear about Kat chasing and capturing a Demon.

2) Kat's birthday treasure hunt

3) The Joust

>>21597535
Treasure hunt, please.

>>21597535
Treasure hunt, if you'd be so kind.

>>21597535
Treasure hunt.

Best post assignment gift I could ask for, by the way.
Borderline Dyslexia makes it an absolute bitch

>>21597683
>>21597807
>>21597809

Very well let's Begin.

On August 20th a few years ago a little girl was born to me, and this year like every year we celebrated her name-day. Now this year she had asked for a very specific party idea. 3 guess for you /tg/ for what it was. So when the day came, we had a erected a cheap cardboard castle (Painted by the wife) Bought 2 dozen cheap plastic swords to hand out instead of party bags, and got a fearsome dragon cake. The party was going splendidly as the Hero of the day overcame the dragon's fiery breath, chpped off it's head and made herself a wish.

>>21597871
aw

>>21597871

As the day wore on, and we had to keep the cattle from hurting them selves with their new toy swords we started the games for the day. The first game was a simple one really. Pin the tail on the donkey but replace the donkey with Rapunzel and the tail with overly long hair. Who so ever pin the hair to her head had saved the princess and got a prize! The hero for that game was a boy named Robert from Kat's class. Then we moved on to the "Archery" competition. A simple task really. Throw 3 darts and pop the balloons on a board, most balloons popped wins the day. Due to this competition I am now terrified by a little girl called Kelly, because she made all three shots and I don't think she even blinked. Katlyn, perhaps a little g disappointed with herself for not winning, was eager for the next game.

>>21597988
You found your ranger sir. Now all we need is a tank and a healer.

>>21597988
maximum dex

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I-is this real?

>>21597988

The next game was the Treasure hunt. So I gather the kids around and told them of their quest

"In the woods to the south"
"There hides a note by the mouth"
"Follow it's clues and find a treasure"
"But do not delay for petty pleasures"

After a quick translation from my wife being

"Go to the mouth of the creek and the woods and find the clues, follow all the clues and you will find a treasure chest, now go on."

And then the kid's raced off, Kat having a little bit of an advantage knowing exactly where the creek was. Once their she found the clue.

"Good job so far my young Hero, but now it's time for clue zero."

"Go to the place where the youngest play, hidden at the seat will be a treat."

And on the back was a translation for the kids.

Go to the playground and look near the slide.

>>21598212
Yes it is.

Also sorry gents The wife has declared i to be supper, just hit F5 until I return

>>21598213
Don't worry about that wrong their/there, I'll fix it during archiving.

>>21595894
What's your daughter's hair length/eye color/hair color, or should we just use the other drawfag picture and go from there?

Im gonna try and get some of my drawfagbros to do this shit

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>>21598332
Speaking of, your shame has been eliminated.

>>21598332

Shit I need to start double checking my self, or use word instead of notepad.

>>21598433
Just go with the other drawfag's drawing for a reference, only difference would be her hair goes down to her waist


The Story will now commence since tonight's dinner consisted of Pizza

WOO!

>>21598213

At the playground taped beneath the slide was the second clue, Kat was there first but she was not too far ahead of the rest of the group. That clue read.

"One down two to go"
"Head to the west now you know"
"Take a step up, ring the bell"
"Say hello and check the Dell"

and the translation. Head across the street to Mrs. Conotella's house and ring the doorbell, asked for the clue she has that should be by her computer (She is a quite nice old lady)

I could continue telling the clues but lets skip to the bones of the story. The series of clues played out the adventure for Kat and her friends. From searching through the woods, to climbing high and low in search of those illusive little sheets of paper. Some taped right on to trees other hidden on nearby Wagons. (VW)

And then came the time when the group. (Which had more or less clumped into one semi coherent party) found the chest at last.

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words cannot describe how happy I am that this is happening again tonight

>>21598802

But this was an adventure! And the Hero could not simply waltz in and claim the treasure, every chest is guarded. In this case by a skeletal Champion.

So In my house, in the hall way leading up to the bedrooms I stood in a black cloak, with a skull mask on and a cheap plastic ax, behind me a toy chest full of candy, party toys and gold chocolate coins and in front of me the largest half-ling adventuring party I have ever seen. This was gonna be a fun night getting my ass kicked by five year old.

But before I could say a word I hear Kat yell. "Retreat!" awhile one of her Friends yelled "We need a plan!" So I was left alone in the hallway, waiting and slightly afraid while they came up with an attack plan.

>>21598988

And what a plan it was, first came in Kelly..... Armed with a plastic bag full of little rubber balls. Oh shit. Her aim was as good with these as with the darts and it was more or less all I could do to try to dodge them and then the rest of the horde attacked. You'd be surprised how easily a swarm of five year old's can take you down. I'm just glad I didn't land on any of them. Needless to say the won the battle. (And had a little too much fun jabbing me with their toy swords) They claimed the chest and shared the bounty. A Happy end to a day long adventure.

Later that night after the clean up and a little before bed Kat came to sit by me in the living room.

She kissed me and thanked me for the best birthday she ever had.

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>>21599123
I can't handle any more adorable!

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>>21598988
>>21599123
holy hell OP you totally deserved someone making this for you

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>>21599123
>first came in Kelly..... Armed with a plastic bag full of little rubber balls.
Glorious tale, OP.

>>21599123
We have a hero of truest heart among us tonight lads!

>>21599190
That pic.

after about a month of telling these stories, OP tells us that his kid died

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>>21599190
>bestdad.png
Yeah, uh... got bad news for you, anon.

Pic related to the thread

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>>21599255

>>21599255

That gives me an Idea for April fools day.....

>>21599290
dont you make us sad like that OP

>>21599290
Oh God, don't. Even if I know you're joking, my heart will break.

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>>21599123
Archived

>>21599123
>She kissed me and thanked me for the best birthday she ever had.

Died of cute. Don't have enough images for this

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>>21599353

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Oh man, I made it this time! Oh man oh man! Are there gonna be more stories?

Rolled 10

>>21599401

Yes there will be. Now my brother Worry not The prank on April fools will not happen (Bluff) for now just choose.

Do you want story one or Three next?

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>>21599438
The tale of the Demon!

>>21599461
i support this wholeheartedly.

Demon!

>>21599461
Yeah, give us demons!

>>21599438
more stories yay!

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>>21599438
ALL THE STORIES!!! NEED MORE DAAAW!!!

>>21599438
The demon, kind sir.

>>21599659
READ AND TEARS! READ AND TEARS! YOU ARE CUTE, THEREFORE YOU MUST HAVE CUTE FEELS!

>>21599461
>>21599529
>>21599650
>>21599651
>>21599655
>>21599659
>>21599710


Very well I will begin the tale of the fluffy little demon, and my daughter falling off the roof of a two story house

nntruc Thomas: No I am sorry Captcha Thomas was not there to save her.

>>21597988
truly, Kelly is a rogue

>>21599746
*THAT MEANS
Drat. Foiled once again.

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>>21599756
>and my daughter falling off the roof of a two story house

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bump for great justice

>>21599756

So it was a lazy Saturday afternoon, Kat was running house chasing our little dog around, I was attempting to watch television and my wife was complain about all the stray cats in the neighborhood. Now a few strays is normal in some neighborhood, but my wife apparently had gotten tried of the one around here. Some one has been feeding them it seems and now they won't leave people alone.

"Little demons scratched my leg while I was outside getting the mail."

Kat only seemed to hear the word Demons and outside. Now at the time I didn't put it together but Kat asked if she could go play outside. Since it was the afternoon and many a child and parent outside I say it was ok, fully intending to follow her out, she however had other plans. Dashing out of the house before I could even stand up.

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more stories soon? ;_;

>>21600035

I get outside to find her crouching and looking around the corner of the house into the back yard. She then decides to leap out of cover and roll across the lawn to hide behind the neighbors house. She get's about halfway and scrambles to get back in cover.

I asked her what she was doing and I got shushed.

"If you talk too loud it'll hear us! Then it escape!"

When I looked in the back yard I saw one of the cats.

>>21600035
yay!

I fully expect this story to end with "So now we have five new cats."

>>21600090
K-Kat don't hurt the cats..
I hope she gets a familiar

>>21600090
ha ha, time for demonhunter!

>>21600090

Now things got real. I know this because Kat put on her "Serious" Face which was sort of a cross between pouting and an angry look. Anyway Kat says to me.

"We need to work together to capture such a powerful creature, you go around and we can flank him!"

My smart girl knew enough about flanking to suggest it.

So I played along, strolled along the other side of the house to help her capture the demon. Before I made it I heard an angry yell from a little girl. I run up and saw her looking at the roof. Now in our backyard there is an oak tree, and a tampoline but that's for later, some of the branches get rather close to the house. (wife wants them cut down, I've been lazy) So when Kat tried to stalk the cat she seemed to have rolled a one. It bolted up the tree, jumped from a branch and now had it's ass planted on my roof. Kat wanted the kitty to come down, so I told her to wait and I would get a ladder. Now I couldn't have been away for more then five minutes tops. I just needed to open the garage and get the ladder.

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>>21600090
Edge of my seat. I'm not even kidding.

>>21600180
aww, a brilliant strategist at age 5 already, they grow up so fast our little knight.

>>21600180

I come back out and I find my daughter...... on the roof...... staring down an annoyed looking cat. I still do not fucking know how she got up there. Now at the time I had stopped being the fun playful dad and because the worried yelling OH SHIT WTF GET DOWN FROM THERE dad. As it so happens that startled the cat and cased to to run of the roof. Landing safely on it's feet on the ground. Now Kat had a choice. She could A) wait for me to get the ladder up and pull her down. Or B) Follow the demon and catch it.

She wanted that cat.

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>>21600292
>She wanted that cat.

>>21600292
SEAT. EDGE.

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>>21600292
>She wanted that cat

>>21600292

So she jumped after it. Off the roof of a two story House.

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>>21600292
>>21600374

No!

>>21600374
Did she make her acrobatics check?

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>>21600292
>She
>wanted
>that
>cat.

>>21600374
What we have learned is that your daughter is FEARLESS and UNRELENTING.

>>21600374

....... Annnnnnnnd was smart enough (But not smart enough to not jump off the roof) to aim for the trampoline. So she landed on it and still managed to touch the ground through it, or so she told me. Breaking two of the metal springs in the process. (They were rather rusty and old though) Hurting her bum and nearly squishing the cat and causing it to literally shit it's self in fear.

>>21600292
NO KAT, NO
CUT YOUR LOSES AND PLAY IT SAFE!

>>21600374
D:
I'm dying of suspense and I don't even have any caffeine!

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>>21600374

>>21600436
>causing it to literally shit it's self in fear.
THE DEMON SLAYER IS AFTER IT
WHAT DO YOU EXPECT

>>21600436
your daughter is awesome

>>21600436
NATURAL 20 ON THAT ACROBATICS CHECK.

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>>21600374

>>21600436

Now during this process I was screaming my head off. I ran right up to make sure she was fine, but she jump off the damaged trampoline, and went to pick up the currently shitting cat. It was too scare to move I guess, the poor thing. But she caught it. Then she turned and smiled and like any five year old asked to keep it.

>>21600436

and so our fearless hero leaps from the ramparts of the castle, determined not to let the feline demon escape!

>>21600477
>Kat casts TAME DEMON

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>>21600477

>>21600477

That poor cat.

>WHO IS THIS MAD HUMAN AND WHY IS SHE CHASING ME
>AND WHY IS SHE SO GOOD AT IT

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>>21600477
Keep the daemon?

That's heresy, Bard Dad.

We will be speaking again, very soon.

>>21600484
Kat class OP. Nerf please.

It has fantastic stats, and the only drawback is the small and young traits. Pretty bullshit if you ask me.

>>21600477
...DAMN.

IF SHE JUMPED OFF OF A GODDAMN ROOF FOR A CAT, YOU GODDAMN BETTER LET HER HAVE THE CAT.

>>21600504

You're a fine one to talk, Gregor.

>>21600505
>class, implying singular
I think it's pretty obvious by now that she multiclasses in at least rogue, bard, fighter and paladin.

I'm sure it has already been said, but thank you. Thank you for sharing your stories.

>>21600537
And she has WAY too many stat points

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>>21600512

LIKE FUCKING HELL! SHE DIDN"T GET THE CAT SHE GOT A DAMN LECTURE ABOUT J.U.M.P.I.N.G OFF THE FUCKING ROOF! SEVERAL DAYS OF NO FUN AND A SPANKING FROM HER MOTHER (She doesn't trust me to do it for some reason)


...... Ahem

>>21600477

So I, as a father did what any worried and angry father did. Kat while not happy at the end of the day, did a few week later admit she felt amazing doing. Now I had to be honest with her I told her it was amazing but if she ever did it again I would tan her hide. Her response?

I won't let you see then.

>>21600563
Defiant 'till the bitter end, befitting a true hero!

>>21600563
Your daughters a badass

>>21600563
Aahahah

>chopped off its head
you have the best daughter ever

>>21600563
WHAWWWW

Your daughter is so friggin awesome man

>>21600563
Sorry for asking but you explained to her what could happen if she messed up, right? I think all of us agree that it would sadden us if she got hurt.

>>21600563
>SEVERAL DAYS OF NO FUN
How is that even possible to enforce? She creates fun wherever she goes, she's a constant whirling torrent of joy. I've never seen such a powerful Funamancer ever before.

>>21600654
>DAMN LECTURE ABOUT J.U.M.P.I.N.G OFF THE FUCKING ROOF!
Presumably yes.

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>>21600563

>>21600663
It's like telling an ork that there is no more dakka or choppy for one week. impossible.

>>21600654
Yes we did a part of the lecture, It did actually help to show her the broken springs because as a little girl she thought anything metal was indestructible, it did scare her a fair bit.

>>21600663
It was hard I'll tell you. For one no bed time stories. Now I felt awful about that be I felt it had to be done the lesson had to be driven home. Then of course no games, tv toys treats ect. and my wife apparently did actually end up, stopping her if it looked like she was having too much fun on her own.

>>21600705
"STOP PLAYING IN THE CORNER. THIS IS A PUNISHMENT."

>>21600705
"Is that some imagination I see you using young lady? Don't you display your creativity in front of me! You know what you did!"

>>21600563
>I won't let you see then.
To OP: Seems like she's got guts. Keep an eye on her, OK? We need more good stories on /tg/

To Kat: Hey, next time you should tell them that if they don't want you to jump off the roof for a cat, they should have gotten you a cat in the first place! It might even work! But most likely not...

Kat is secretly Yotsuba.

>>21600563
Man, she reminds of me and my brother...

A fair warning. I broke my left arm, jumped off of a ship, drowned and almost froze to death. These was all before I got to first year in school.

After that I just managed to not get killed and started to understand how to hide bruises and cuts from my parents.

My Brother almost cut his hand off, damaged his spine and cracked his skull. He also has managed to start a forest fire 3 times.

We've been in fights, defended our friends, been in court and hunted a duo of fucking crackhead sicko knifecarvers out of town and stared down stronger, more numerous and better armed people because we knew that we could take on anything in the world.

Just something to consider before you go telling her how amazing she is. She needs a safe way to test her limits. You know, I know and everybody else knows that she'll test them. As long as she survives to some resemblance of survival instinct period, you're golden.

Learning that you can't take on 3 guys with knives and rocks the hard way isn't fun. The lesson is usually a lot more crueler a cut up arm and damaged spine.

>>21600705
Man, for all the points your wife gets for choosing such a fine specimen and "cosigning the birth record of Kat" she seems to have a distinctly Machiavellian tinge to her personality. any word on that?

>>21600806
Bard Farther's wife reminds me of Lady Sybil from the discworld books personally.
So now I can only think of Bard Father as Samuel Vimes.
Which only makes everything more awesome.

>>21600563
>SEVERAL DAYS OF NO FUN AND A SPANKING FROM HER MOTHER (She doesn't trust me to do it for some reason)

Actually not a good idea.
Kids don't learn from these.
You needed to lead her through telling you what she did wrong and help her realize the significance of what she did instead of Punishing.

Punishing is short-term and doesn't change behavior.

>>21600806
>>21600836

My wife has informed me that I am to refrain from commenting on her at all in this thread, and also that to >>21600836
she wanted me to say that she is no where near as large as her.

>>21600865
LOL

>>21600792
A lot more crueler then a cut up arm and a damged spine*

Anyway. OP, your kid sounds awesome. All the power to her and remember, she'll become stronger and she'll pass you pretty soon. Just try to teach her control and patience. She won't learn it, I think. But it'll be knocking in her subconscious.

You can't change her, only break her or steer her behavior.

Now, this is something coming from a complete stranger from another country, so if nothing else, then just take it as some sentimentality from a guy who finds your daughter amazing.

Stories of her have been inspiring.

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>>21600865

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>>21600836

>>21600841
I don't know, I mean spanking I feel is entirely unnecessary but I can understand a little bit of deprivation. It is much more healthy to lead your children though rewarding them with good behavior rather than punishing bad behavior.

>>21600806
My parents were kinda like that. I didn't get any spankings but they were rather creative and strict with punishments after giving me detailed lectures on what exactly I did wrong. In my experience, the more effort a parent is willing to explain what a child did wrong and enforce a stated punishment, the more they just want you to improve as a person. Though that was just me. I don't know about anyone else.

I had divorced parents, and thus two families, and I can safely say I listened far more often when things were explained to me in several perspectives than when I was just told "You'll listen because I'm an adult and you live in this household"

>>21600865
HA! But you did give us some details! You just informed us that she has a sense of humor! This victory is ours!

Your move Bard Father.

>>21600917

Silence you fool! I will be beheaded!

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>>21600865
But...I thought Lady Sybil wasn't fat?
Just, sort of standard build?

>>21600941
Not fat, just... large...

They breed 'em big in the Sybil house.

>>21600941

not according to the wiki my wife looked up a few minutes ago.

Now What was I going to tell next?

>>21600915
>>21600894
>>21600891
>It is much more healthy to lead your children though rewarding them with good behavior rather than punishing bad behavior.

This is defiantly true

Im so proud of all of your parents

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>>21600933
Dance monkey dance

Also the whole family seems pretty awesome

>>21600959
You were going to tell us about your wife.

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>>21600685
>including comments about Kat's broken stat scores

>>21595894
Drawfag here. Just got home from work, I will work right away on the dragon piece, sounds awesome!

>>21600933
Oh BardFather, you know as well as all of us that if she wanted to find something to behead you over, she'll probably find one by looking hard enough for one. It's a fact in the life of a married man...

>>21600865
WAIT, she knows that you post on 4chan and imply that she also knows what this place is? no wonder she dosen't trust you with spankings.

The Joust!

>>21601025
This isnt my fetish, I swear!

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By jove Bard Father, I have no idea what the heck your girl will grow up to be, but good job on inspiring her to be something as hardcore as a virtuous knight!

>>21601027
JOUST!

>>21601036
Delete your post

>>21601025
>>21601036

Ok fuck both of you

>>21601027
>>21601050

Ah no you guys don't need to hear that silly old tale.

>>21601063
What is a Bard Father without stories though? Just a plain old father... and that's not as exciting...

>>21601063
THE JOUST!

>duchess dragon

Wait why not the hero dragon captcha?

>>21601063
JOUST. NOW, BARD.

>>21601063
>Ah no you guys don't need to hear that silly old tale.

You're getting off on our suspense more than you were last night.

>>21601063
I see what you're doing. You're trying to make use desperate to hear the tale. Well it won't work.

TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME TELL ME OH PLEASE PLEASE PELASE I WANT TO KNOW PLEASE TELL ME.

/tg/ clearly we have been presented with a task that requires our utmost skill. We must stat Kat.

>>21601116
Max all.


Easy as cake.

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>>21601063
Oh I think we do. I at least need some inspiration for D&D.

>>21601095
Bard. Need I say more?

The short posts is a bit annoying for archiving, though.

>>21601116
ARE YOU MAD!? IT IS THE TASK OF AN INSANE FOOL! IT WOULD TAKE INNUMERABLE YEARS, MULTIPLE CLASSES AND MORE DIGITS THAN A RANDOM NUMBER ALMANAC!

It must be done.

>>21601063
We must know Bard Father. Please.

>>21601143
It will be on Sup Tg as well.

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Dear Lord. I've tried to keep up but everyone is posting so quickly. Here.

>>21601161
Well, yes. However, I like to break it up into PNGs for repostan and easy sharing with friends.

>>21601220
Makes sense I don't do screen caps because it has always been a pain in the ass for me.

>>21601095
>>21601109

Last night I was sharing a tear jerking tale of my daughter. Tonight I am being a bard in earnest but very well I will begin.


Now this takes place after the Demon cat/house jumping/no fun time episode.

A sunny day and Kat was once again allowed to have fun, but with a more watchful eye and last night I told Kat a story of Knights jousting, so naturally she wanted to try.

She had asked to ride her bike up and down the street for a while and I obliged. After a short while her friend Richard come's along on his bike. Then Kat start whispering to him. For a bit longer then would have made me comfortable. She then comes and asked me if they could play knights. I say yes of course and Kat goes to go get toy swords and shields.

Once she is back outside the get back on their bikes. Then they start pedaling in opposite directions. That is were I had to stop them. I saw this one coming at the very least.

Bard dad, can I steal your daughter for my group? I promise to take good care of her and not feed her after midnight.

>>21601236
is there an easier way?
i have the same problem
>>21601238
>nat 20 foresight check
>this cannot end well

>>21601249
Something about the way you say that makes me think you aren't ready for mogwai.

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>>21601238
Oh boy here we go.

>>21601205
>can't see shit, cap'n

>>21601279
>Open it in another tab

>>21601274
Mogwai are horrible RPers. This girl is a god tier role player.

>>21601238

"But Daddy! We're Knights! We need to joust"

Sure as all not with swords and shields full speed on a bike. But she did seem to really have her heart set on this so I decided why not? I could set up a safe children's joust couldn't I? How hard could it be?

Not too hard at all. A few cones out of the garage and some rope and I had the posts set up. Pool noodles for lances, some extra padding and protection for the riders and some other giggling parents to act as judges and we had a neighbor hood joust all set up. And for the grand prize was a slice of apple pie. The kids now had a reason to win. Now what started off with just Kat and Richard. Drew in a few more kids, who called some of their friends, who called more. And then some kids walking by saw all the excitement and joined in too. Long story short, there was a full crowd, no car was gonna get through that street, and we had an honest to got roster and matching set up for this thing that was just supposed to be a game for my kid. God I love mt neighborhood. All we need is Mr. Rogers

>>21595894

>Read first thread and D'awwwwwww
>Wait, I'm a drawfag
>She wants a drawing of herself fighting a dragon while on his back.

Quest accepted.

I am slow, but I will try and get as much done as possible before the 404. Also, I haven't gotten a chance to read this thread yet since I am terrible at multi-tasking. If the reaction images I saw scrolling down are any indication, things are awesome. Be back in a couple hours with a something resembling a picture.

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>>21601279
Weird. I just clicked on it and it opened and it's legible. You did zoom in, right? Here, let me try to reupload it (with slight changes).

And yes, I am now stealing your screencaps, png anon. I hope you don't mind.

>>21601238
YES! Thank you.

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>>21601310
>How hard could it be?

Oh lawd.

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>>21601310
LET MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN!

>>21601260
4chan cap helper is a Greasemonkey script that makes it easier. Check off the posts you want to keep and it hides the rest, makes it take five minutes to cap a whole story. Now I just need a scriptfu extension for GIMP to stitch them together.

>>21601410
Guessing that is firefox only then?

>>21601348
What's wrong with several smaller pngs? That just turns the whole thing into Farseer TL;DR

>>21601416
http://www.chromeplugins.org/extensions/tampermonkey-greasemonkey-for-chrome/
Enjoy.

>>21601310

And so the joust Began! The judges where instructed to judge based on whose lance was the truest of aim and who kept their mount the steadiest. The children would ride bikes down at each other on other sides of the posts and try to hit the noodles on the others shield. We also rotated judges so no one would be judging on their own child. It was a long fun tiring day. One or two children were truly dismounted and had to be lead away with a few scraped knees, but no other injuries. The event grew so large we had to post pone the latter half of the jousting to a second day. I am proud to say Kat easily made it to that second day.

On the marrow at high noon the jousting once again began. As the joust went on the number of knight dwindled but the number of spectators always grew. Towards the end of this day there were about 6 jousters left and the judges had trouble deciding among them on every joust. Kat among them of course. Now instead of having these tired, battered Knights ride any more they were all declared winners and each was to share in the pie. At that Announcement the crowd cheered and began to congratulate the knights left. After the feild was cleaned and the celebration and pie over some the other parents came to talked to me.


They wanted to organize another joust some time soon.

>>21601423
I suppose so. But I have also saved all the other screencaps stories of yours separately as well and have sorted them using pink boxes as well.

I suppose I just like summarizing and organizing things. It's probably more for my own benefit than anyone else's but should anyone want one.

>>21601489
>>21601439
Wow, this is useful.

>>21601423
Forgot to thank you as well.

>>21601477
MARVELOUS!
Truly, your neighborhood is rad! And I may even dare say, dope as as well!

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Tis' a wondrous thing you do, sir.

You should have posted before, Bard Father.

>>21601423
those are scattered through the thread
see
>>21598550
>>21599338
>>21601007

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Finished the dragon piece, took a lot longer than I thought.

>>21601477

That is the tale my friends. Now I believe I have two more to share. Would you like to hear about

1) Kat finds fears and tears

Or

2) Kat loses a battle

>>21601525

It never really occurred to me until I had the story I posted first, it was a D'aaawww story but I needed to tell people who under stood the context too, so /tg/ it was.

>>21601477 i am writing a paedagogical book on how to use larp elements in games with kids. if i catch you un another thread i will gladly translate some of the activities for you if you are interested. i would do it now but its 4am here, i am browsing on my phone and the only thing keeping me awake is the sheer amount of daww and awesome of you and your daughter

>>21601572
Whelp that awesome, Kat will love it

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>>21601477
This makes nine Kat stories. Grats, Bard Father. You are now my most prolifically saved story teller.

Kat loses a battle. Let us see if she is humble in defeat as well as victory.

>>21601579
I would love that greatly sir.

>>21601584
I have more to tell and have a feeling she will make more stories for a long time to come.

>>21601573
No, I mean, I had a job that have something to do with promoting historical museum to children and if you have posted earlier I'd totally steal your stories.

>>21601603
Surely. I would not doubt a rate of a new tale a month once you have exhausted your buffer. As I told my girlfriend, I can only hope I can live up to the example you have set with Kat.

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>>21601603
You are the parent I want to be.
I'm already starting on my nephew; thanks to me he possesses at least three plastic cutlasses, a Nerf waraxe, and two foam broadswords. He's not even three.

>>21601573
Actually, the first one sounds like it might be interesting.

>>21601573
Tales of a knight's loss are as important as their tales of victory!

I need to know how one as mighty as Kat handles defeat!

>>21601603 will prepare it then. judging from your stories you are the kind of dad i wish i will become when me and my wife will try and get kids in 2 years time. your daughter has more balls than most grown men i know and i growing enactments with huge guys who do part training unarmored with metal swords

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>>21601603
> I have more to tell and have a feeling she will make more stories for a long time to come.

Maybe one day all her stories can be put into a book ala "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" and become a best-seller only they will sell more when it shall be titled "The Bold and Daring Tales of Katlyn the Bold and Dashing of Southerly Woods".

Especially since they are true stories.

> captcha: House Bategen
Could this be foreshadowing of Lady Katlyn founding her own house on GoT?

I finally figured it out. I know what this reminds me of.
Blind Mute Loli.
Except the loli here isn't mute. Or blind.

>>21601713
It reminds me to Yotsuba more.

>>21601722
definitely

>>21601674 parry not part and go to not growing. fucking phone dictionary

Rolled 1

>>21601573
Rolling 1d2 to choose
1: Kat finds fears and tears
2: Kat loses a battle

>>21601762
Even Lady Luck wants to hear of her gracious failure!

Rolled 1

The dice will be the tie breaker for what tale I tell alla>>21601762

Now to all of you thank you for your kind words. I never thought I would be an inspiration for anyone besides my daughter, to be honest hearing people say they hope to parent as I do or to take some things that I done to try I feel odd (Horrified) because Kat is my first child, and I am new at being a father I'm just stumbling through the dark. Sure I watched my older brothers children, but nephews are different then your own child I have found

>>21601916
Hey, just because you're new doesn't mean you can't do it right.

Ok tale 1 it is.

This tale takes place during the summer, on a family camping trip where Kat saw a real forest for the first time not just the tiny woods by our neighborhood. After a long car ride to the middle of nowhere, Kat braved the blister heat to explore the new area. She then demanded to help set up the tent. After that bit of fun (Where she managed to tangle up two of the poles) the sun was still high, the tent was set and we were all getting hungry. And then Kat asked me if we were going to hunt for food.

I couldn’t help my self I said we were, and that her first job as a hunts(wo)man was to catch a squirrel. She spent the next twenty minutes looking for squirrels, and even chased one down before it bolted up a tree. After that I told her we had brought hotdogs. Now we had a propane-stove top, but campfire cooking would be more fun for all of us. So Kat and me heading deeper into the trees to hunt for firewood.

>>21602199

Should have told her she was chasing a rat.

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>>21595894
Peasants bow around the great hero

>>21602291
Maybe having a crowd cheering for her would set a better example?

>>21602199

Now deeper in we could better hear the insects and birds, Kat seemed amazed and a little nervous here. But I understood. All the trees here were taller, the leaf canopy thicker, the animals more common and perhaps a little wilder. But still it was odd seeing Kat cling close to me.
After finding many a log and plenty of twigs we came back to start the fire and get the hotdogs cooking. So after that mighty meal, (With only two dogs dropped into the fire pit which were removed.) We started off on a day of fun. Which consisted mostly of follow Kat around as she explored the area. But it was fun none the less. Then the sun started to set and we started back to camp. Kat walked a little slower, closer too but I chalked it up to being tired, and tired she was, the sun had barely set and already she was set for bed.

She then asked me a little favor. “Could we sleep outside in our sleeping bags? Like the heroes do?” I was fine with it, her mother too, as long as she took a cot and mosquito net as well. So Kat and me went out to sleep beneath the stars. (My wife opted to stay in the tent.

>>21602291
A great drawing but as >>21602322
said I think she ment adoring as cheering not revering

>>21602341
>>21602322
They're on a separate layer, will adjust lol

I love these stories, I may try my hand at drawing fantasy versions of some of these.

>>21602341

As always Kat wanted a story and I told her them, and tonight she wanted a much longer story then normal but eventually I got her to bed. Much later that night nature called to me so I answered nature. But when I walked back I heard Kat calling out softly. “Daddy?” “Daddy please come back” Kat was scared. And when I got there I realized Kat was crying too. The forest to her while fun in the open areas and during the day. Was terrifying for her at all else. The tall trees seemed to lean down on her ready to fall. The dark wasn’t quite or gentle like at home, she could hear the animals and bugs around her. And of course now she was out and in the open. And alone when she awoke and found me not there. Once I calmed her down enough I re-lit the fire and sat down with her. She was shaking a little bit and still looked ready to cry. I had to do something and she gave me a clue. She asked for another story. So I told her more. But I opted for stories of rangers and druids. The Hero that were bravest in the woods, those that were kind to animals so they would be kind in return. And that is how we spent the entirety of the first night, just us and many stories. Come morning we had our breakfast (Were I explained what transpired to my wife.) And I went out and carved a stick to be a toy sword for Kat on the trip. Now we had out fun for the day but come night again Kat was still a wee bit frightened, but in the tent this time and with both mother and father and more stories she felt better. And fell asleep sooner. Each night was like that, with her feeling better and better and braver. Until around Thursday when she finally seemed to be at easy, that night she went to be with no incident and found the forest to be a magical place. She even had the gall to whine when we had to pack and leave.

>>21602529
That's adorable. You are an amazing father.

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>>21602529

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>>21602529
you, sir, are a hero among men. and your daughter sounds adorable

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>>21602529

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didn't see a .png coming
i have no idea if the story count on my filename is correct

>>21602847
Not even close. That's number 10.

Well my friends I do believe this bard will retire for the night. The tale of Kat's defeat must be for another day. So keep this thread alive until the morrow, or archive it and I'll start a new thread jumping straight into story time.

Good night /tg/ the Bard will return

>>21602856
eh guess i missed a few or miscounted

>>21602857
another storytime, another night I go to bed with the warm fuzzies. thanks OP

>>21602857
Fare thee well, fair bard.

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>>21602857
In the crowd redux. Sorry for misunderstanding, I've been working on banner ads for 12 hours, and my brain is done this late.

>>21602929
>dude in striped pants
how I've felt in both of these threads

>>21602929

that is awesome.

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>>21602857

We shall expect your return on the morrow, good sir. My girlfriend is "dawww"ing so hard over my shoulder right now I think she might explode.

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>tfw I will never have a wife to have a family with or a daughter to tell stories to

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21595624/
Here we go lads

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Thank you for another evening of warm fuzzy feels Bard.

Hit the resolution limit on the super screencap so I won't be adding any more to this.

Does anyone have all of the stories saved separately? And if so can you upload them in a zip or something for those of us who are exceptionally lazy. Thank you in advance elegan/tg/entalman and my bard hat off to you fine sir.

>>21603252
Done.
http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/74208583/file.html

Literally everything I could find on Katlyn.

>>21603554
And I'm a retard. Forgot one of the stories. Sorry.
http://www35.zippyshare.com/v/11625207/file.html

>>21595624
>Dog riding story
>apparently it's a novelty to ride a "horse"
What kind of kid hasn't rode plenty by that age? I know a lot of folks live in cities these days but still everyone's at least got friends that own horses, right?

>>21603831
Not a retard good sir. A hero. Thankyou.

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>>21601345

Done. I think.

I didn't do a very good job showing her age, but I am guessing this is how she sees herself when she is off fighting dragons and rescuing damsels.Also, your daughter gets platemail because she is clearly a knight and awesome like that.

Yay! Now I can actually read the thread!


>>21601572
>>21602291
>>21602929

Nice.

>>21604010
Yay! Now I get to reupload the zip with extra artwork!
http://www36.zippyshare.com/v/28626621/file.html

Wow, what a night of feels. Going to sleep now. Once again, thank you Bard.

>>21604010
Also holy shit is that drawing amazing.

>>21604010
oh wow. I like the script a lot

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>>21604234
Help me fill in the blanks; I'll be back to update it after work unless someone else will do it for me.

>>21604072
Archivist confirms: All files present and accounted for. Didn't check for unshamed png, just going to assume you have the touched up one.

>>21602945
I know this isn't your thread TwoDee but when do we get the next Shadowrun Storytime? I'm jonesin' man! JONESIN'!

I love this thread

Its... beautiful. Still here Bard Father?

>>21608902
this is just still alive from late last night

>>21608902
He'll be back tonight, there's still one story he mentioned.

Bump so that this thread lives and we can hear the final tale of Katyln some time tonight.

>>21610706
Bump. For the glory of Kat BUMP!

>>21610706
>>21610870
You guys realize that this is only 47 posts away from auto saging? Just let it die and let Bard Father make a new thread when he comes on.

>>21610887
Someone needs to save and repost the dragon pic.

>>21610958
Refer to >>21604072. Has everything I believe.

>>21610972
>>21610958
I think he means to start the new thread. We'll have to wait for this one to die, first. On that note, sage for the reposting of a fresh Kat thread!

I must admint the level of interest and love in these threads is starting to concern me.

>>21611353
"Concern"?
How so?

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>>21611353
We simply hunger for good stories. All the time.

(Increased athletics and added animal husbandry because of the demon cat story)

>>21611353
We just want to hear the last story of Kat's defeat (>>21602857).

>>21611353
It's just that you've found the nexus of /tg/'s interests:

> Pen and paper game
> Real life stories of awesome
> Daww
> Childhood

You're stories have all of these things mixed up into a bag of pure awesome. This level of interest was inevitable really.

Also every single one of us wishes our parents were this awesome

HAS THERE BEEN A BARD DAD THREAD TODAY?

Just popped in to say this thread was awesome.

Bard dad, you're goddamn boss. But still, your daughter is more bad-ass than you could ever hope to be.

>>21613738
Today's bard dad thread is still this one.

Still waiting to see the tale of Kat's defeat.

>>21612753
>Also every single one of us wishes our parents were this awesome
Or that we may be such awesome parents one day.

>>21614871
>Or that we may be such awesome parents one day.
Fucking this.

>>21614974
Mostly that. No sense worrying about the past too much when there's all that future ahead to take care of.