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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:27
No.21678506
File: 1353468434337.png-(1.4 MB, 865x991, bag2.png)
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Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:27 No.21678506
I made something for you, /tg/!

There was a single, solitary scream as the hell-cart plunged into the black abyss of The Bag... funniest fucking thing I've ever heard
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:28
No.21678524
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:28 No.21678524
>>21678506
Oh my. I like you.
>>
Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:29
No.21678531
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:29 No.21678531
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:29
No.21678533
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:29 No.21678533
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>>21678506
Lovely.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:29
No.21678537
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:29 No.21678537
HAAAA!
I was in that thread.
Did it explode?
you gotta make it loop back around forever.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:32
No.21678561
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:32 No.21678561
What bag and what did I miss?
Fuck, man, I miss everything important
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:33
No.21678579
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:33 No.21678579
MISTER BONES IS BACK, BABY! THE RIDE STILL AIN'T OVER!
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:34
No.21678610
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:34 No.21678610
>>21678579

YEAAAAAH!
>>
Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:35
No.21678627
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:35 No.21678627
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http://www.mediafire.com/?03bi4gjwu8tp6xh

If you wanted to hear the screams.

RC2, Time Twisters and Wacky Worlds, SHOULD work with Vanilla RC2 though.
There's not much else to the park, I really only made it for the purposes of this pic
The save was made just before the coaster fires, you have to jack up the launch speed slightly
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:38
No.21678684
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:38 No.21678684
>>21678561
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21283482/

Start about halfway down, prepare your sides for launch in T-Minus 10.....
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:39
No.21678700
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:39 No.21678700
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I fucking love you, OP.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:44
No.21678789
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:44 No.21678789
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The ride is never over!


Never.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:45
No.21678793
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:45 No.21678793
>>21678684
You are a scholar and a hero and I love you
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:45
No.21678801
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:45 No.21678801
So how does Death respond to Vampires/undead?

"OH you think you can avoid the bag huh? Well that's what you think. Everyone goes inside the fuckin' bag eventually! All I gotta do is wait!

And buddy. I got plenty of time."
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:49
No.21678864
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:49 No.21678864
>>21678801

>OH, HAR DE HAR HAR, YOU THINK LICHDOM SPARES YOU THE FUCKING BAG? WELL GUESS WHERE I JUST PUT YOUR PHYLACTERY. NOW HERE'S A FIREBALL TO THE NUTS.

>HAVE A NICE UNDEATH IN THE BAG, COCKSMEAR
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:49
No.21678873
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:49 No.21678873
>>21678801
Oh god, were you in the thread where Death is an angry man going around putting everyone who dies in a garbage bag? That shit was great.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:50
No.21678878
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:50 No.21678878
>>21678801
Well, given his schedule, I figure it's more like

"Aw, fucker, that's several minutes out of my day looking for him, and he's a fucking vampire? FUCK YOU 200 PEOPLE DIED IN THAT TIME GODDAMN BACKLOG"

"WHEN YOU CROAK I AM SHOVING YOU IN EVEN HARDER THAN NORMAL"
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:50
No.21678884
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:50 No.21678884
"But if everything has to go in the bag... don't you do as well?"
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:51
No.21678897
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:51 No.21678897
>>21678884

>I DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO SMARTASSES EITHER. I HAVE SHIT TO DO. BAG.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:52
No.21678908
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:52 No.21678908
It's official. This joke cannot be shit. I can't fucking believe it. OP, you glorious bastard.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:54
No.21678943
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:54 No.21678943
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i feel like i've seen this one...
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:54
No.21678956
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:54 No.21678956
>>21678884
>GOOD QUESTION, BUT NO

>NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

I imagine him as a particuarily huge incarnation of the usual grim reaper, but with a big black bag instead of a scythe, and slightly hunched from throwing all these people in a bag.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:55
No.21678957
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:55 No.21678957
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>>21678943
Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:55
No.21678966
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:55 No.21678966
>>21678943

Different joke, but a nod to Mr, Bones' too.
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Yahweh
11/20/12(Tue)22:56
No.21678977
Yahweh 11/20/12(Tue)22:56 No.21678977
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Good job my servant. You have done well in your mission!

I congratulate you, on your efforts to see-
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:58
No.21679018
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:58 No.21679018
>>21678977
>NOPE IN THE FUCKING BAG I'VE GOT A SCHEDULE DIPSHIT AND IT AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT YOU NOT GOING IN THE BAG
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)22:59
No.21679031
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)22:59 No.21679031
>>21678506

The sign should start with "MR BONES SAYS".
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Yahweh
11/20/12(Tue)23:00
No.21679053
Yahweh 11/20/12(Tue)23:00 No.21679053
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>>21679018

But I am the creator of this world! He who sees and hears all!

I am the sun and the stars in the night sky! The moon and the earth beneath your feet-
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:01
No.21679058
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:01 No.21679058
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>>21679031

Fine, you whingy git
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:02
No.21679070
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:02 No.21679070
>>21679053
>YEAH, AND I'M DEATH. OH WAIT, I ACTUALLY AM DEATH: NOW. BAG.
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Yahweh
11/20/12(Tue)23:03
No.21679081
Yahweh 11/20/12(Tue)23:03 No.21679081
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>>21679070

But I- HRMRMRMRHMHMPFFPFPFPFOFFF!

HHRRMMMPFPFPOFOHHOOPM!
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:07
No.21679129
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:07 No.21679129
>>21678977
>>21679018
>>21679053
>>21679081
yes. Yes. YES!
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:12
No.21679214
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:12 No.21679214
>>21679129
Someone with better shooping skills than me needs to screencap, now.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:17
No.21679269
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:17 No.21679269
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>The victim's soul seems have been dragged off to parts unknown

"Guess you could say death had this one... in the bag."
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:20
No.21679309
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:20 No.21679309
>>21679269
>FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE HEARD IN YEARS

>NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG

>WAIT

>GIVE ME THOSE FUCKING SUNGLASSES
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:21
No.21679321
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:21 No.21679321
>>21679269

>YEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Postponed because GET IN THE FUCKING BAG DICKSLEEVE.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:21
No.21679334
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:21 No.21679334
>>21679309

Mr. Death sir!

Before I go into the bag, I would like to know:

Is there a larger bag that the bag goes into?
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:22
No.21679337
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:22 No.21679337
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:23
No.21679351
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:23 No.21679351
What happens if I grab the sides of the bag as I get thrown in? Turn it inside out, pull the entire universe into the bag? Because that sounds found.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:24
No.21679363
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:24 No.21679363
>>21679351
>found
Meant to say "fun" dunno what word I butchered it with
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:24
No.21679364
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:24 No.21679364
>>21679351

You end up OUTSIDE THE BAG, and get shoved in even HARDER.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:24
No.21679366
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:24 No.21679366
>>21679334
DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE ABOUT THE PHYSICS OF THE BAG? NO. GET IN THE BAG AND LEARN, FUCKSTICK.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:24
No.21679367
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:24 No.21679367
>>21678977
>IN THE BAG COCKSMEAR, I'VE GOT 20 MORE UPPITY DEITIES TO DO BY LUNCH, AND YOU AIN'T THE HOLIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE LIST.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:26
No.21679403
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:26 No.21679403
>>21679337

Superb.
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Buddah
11/20/12(Tue)23:28
No.21679415
Buddah 11/20/12(Tue)23:28 No.21679415
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The Bag is simply an illusion.

One that must be ignored for one to reach proper nirvana and be reborn!
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:29
No.21679435
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:29 No.21679435
>>21679415

>NO, THE ILLUSION IS THAT YOU AREN'T IN THE BAG ALREADY
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:29
No.21679436
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:29 No.21679436
>>21679415

>LET'S TEST THIS HYPOTHESIS. YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO REFLECT ON HOW FUCKING WRONG YOU WERE IN THE BAG
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:29
No.21679437
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:29 No.21679437
>>21679415
>Yeah, Illusions and shit, now, ignore reality and One-ness IN THE FUCKING BAG.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:30
No.21679451
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:30 No.21679451
>>21679435
>WAIT. FUCK. THE ILLUSION IS THAT I AM THE BAG. AND YOU'RE IN IT.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:30
No.21679459
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:30 No.21679459
COME WITH ME
AND YOU'LL SEE
A WORLD OF PURE IMAGINATION
IN THE FUCKING BAG

Lose it here every time.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:31
No.21679471
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:31 No.21679471
>>21679435
>>21679437
>>21679451
>HEY, THIS IS MY BEAT, SOD OFF, YOU DICKSCRATCHERS, AND GO MAKE YOURSELVES USEFUL

>I HEAR PALESTINE NEEDS SOME BAGMEN RIGHT ABOUT NOW
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:31
No.21679474
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:31 No.21679474
>>21679435
>>21679436
>>21679437

Wait there's three of you?

So... who goes inside the bag?
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:32
No.21679486
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:32 No.21679486
>>21679471

Oh sorry there's FOUR of you.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:32
No.21679492
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:32 No.21679492
>>21679474
>>21679471
ALL OF YOU, IN THE FUCKING BA-
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:32
No.21679494
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:32 No.21679494
>>21679474
YOU, KNOBMOBSTER
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:32
No.21679497
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:32 No.21679497
>>21679474

YOU. IN THE BAG.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:32
No.21679498
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:32 No.21679498
>>21679486

>FUCKING UNION HELP, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:33
No.21679506
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:33 No.21679506
>>21679486

>IT DOES NOT MATTER, IT ALL LEADS TO THE SAME SHIT
>THE SHIT BEING YOU, IN THE FUCKING BAG.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:33
No.21679517
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:33 No.21679517
>>21679214
>shooping skills
You mean the ability to use cut+paste in MS Paint?
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:34
No.21679530
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:34 No.21679530
>>21679474
>QUESTIONS LIKE THIS WILL BE DIRECTED TO ANWSERS IN THE FUCKING BAG, NOW, DO I HAVE TO SHOVE YOU, OR CAN YOU SHOVE YOUR FUCKING SELF?
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:36
No.21679561
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:36 No.21679561
I can't even see or go to funerals anymore without smirking like a motherfucker imagining Death screaming at them to get in the BAG.

Fuck you guys.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:38
No.21679590
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:38 No.21679590
>>21679561
I'm truley sorry for your lots.

I bet that funeral was hilarious, though.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:38
No.21679595
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:38 No.21679595
>>21679561
>DAMN, HE LOOKS ALL PEACEFUL AND SHIT, LAYING THERE, CAN'T EVEN TELL WHERE THE MORTICIAN FIXED UP THAT SPOT WHERE HIS FACE HIT THE FUCKING BAG OVER AND OVER NOW CAN YOU?

Oh god, I can't wait to use this on my group.
>>
Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:39
No.21679602
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:39 No.21679602
>>21679561

>CREMATED? THAT'S OKAY, YOU'LL JUST TAKE UP LESS SPACE IN THE FUCKING BAG.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:39
No.21679605
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:39 No.21679605
>>21679561
>I DON'T GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU THINK PEOPLE LOOK AT YOU. THEY'RE IN THE BAG, AND I'LL SEE YOU REAL FUCKING SOON. ACTUALLY, FUCK IT. BAG. NOW. SAVE ME A FUCKING TRIP.
>>
Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:39
No.21679608
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:39 No.21679608
>>21679561
>I can't even see or go to funerals
It's been 25 days, and you've been to more than one funeral?
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:40
No.21679623
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:40 No.21679623
>>21679605

I'LL PUT YOU IN THE BAG CUNTSTAIN.

>>21679608

Yes, 4 exactly.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:42
No.21679641
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:42 No.21679641
>>21679623
Where the fuck do you live? Either the middle east or Philly would be my guess.

Maybe Stockton or some shit.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:43
No.21679660
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:43 No.21679660
>>21679623
I tried to go the bag route, but I got distracted by your unusually high funeral count. I'm sorry you had to deal with that much loss
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:43
No.21679667
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:43 No.21679667
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BROTHER. YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE MORE OPTIONS OUT THERE THAN JUST THE BAG, RIGHT?

I MEAN SOULS AREN'T PARTICULARLY HARD TO LEAD TO THE AFTERLIFE... THERE'S HARVESTING, THAT'S A CLASSIC. THERE'S ALSO GENTLY LEADING. I MEAN THERE ARE REALLY SO MANY OPTIONS.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:43
No.21679668
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:43 No.21679668
So there's more than one Death, who puts everything in the bag.

And I do believe he (or one of them) has stated that they too will end up in the bag.

So I suppose that means that the Universe will end not with a bang, or whimper, but with the last of the Deaths, staring each other down, locked in an eternal struggle to get the other into their bag.

Yes, I will go into the bag no-
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:44
No.21679677
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:44 No.21679677
>>21679660

It's alright.

They're all in the bag now.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:44
No.21679689
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:44 No.21679689
>>21679667

>LEMME LIST YOUR OPTIONS. THE BAG, THE BAG, AND THE BAG.

>I'LL GIVE YA A BIG FUCKIN' HINT. CHOSE THE BAG.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:45
No.21679693
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:45 No.21679693
>>21679667
DON'T "BROTHER" ME.
FUCK YOU. I'M BUSY.
GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:45
No.21679697
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:45 No.21679697
>>21679641

Nah, my cousin's wife snapped and poisoned the family with cyanide before offing herself with a powersaw, and my uncle's heart gave out because of the grief.

My cousin was a fucking sleazy cunt.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:46
No.21679709
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:46 No.21679709
>>21679689

CHOOSE THE BAG. FUCK, I AIN'T EVEN GOT TIME TO SPELL SHIT RIGHT YOU'RE TAKING SO LONG.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:46
No.21679714
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:46 No.21679714
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>>21679697
>before offing herself with a powersaw,

Holy shiiiiit
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:46
No.21679719
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:46 No.21679719
>>21679677
Fair enough.
>>21679667
> IF IT'LL GET YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP THEN I'LL GENTLY LEAD YOU INTO THE BAG. NOW FUCK OFF
>>
Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:46
No.21679726
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:46 No.21679726
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>>21679697
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:47
No.21679740
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:47 No.21679740
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>>21679689
>>21679693

WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS. I CAN'T GO INSIDE THE BAG. THE BAG IS ONLY MEANT TO HOLD THE INTANGIBLE AND THOSE WHO WILL DIE. WE'RE THE LAST ONES TO DIE.

IT'D BE RATHER EARLY FOR ME TO GO IN THERE... OH GOD IT'S JUST LIKE WHEN YOU PUT DAD INSIDE THE BAG. THAT WAS THE WORST BAR MITZVAH EVER.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:48
No.21679753
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:48 No.21679753
>>21679697
Holy fuck. I mean Holy Fuck!
>>
Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:48
No.21679755
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:48 No.21679755
>>21678531
>Edgy
You don't know what that word means.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:48
No.21679756
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:48 No.21679756
>>21679697

well shit, and I thought I had a shitty story with my uncle dying after being in a munitions fire.
>>
Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:48
No.21679759
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:48 No.21679759
>>21679740

>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU KIKE, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.
>THERE'S MONEY IN THERE.
>>
Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:49
No.21679760
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:49 No.21679760
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>>21679697

What the fuck drives a person to kill herself with a powersaw? I mean shit, there are plenty of way better ways.

I bet Death had to use a mop to get her in the bag.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:49
No.21679761
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:49 No.21679761
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>>21679697
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:49
No.21679768
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:49 No.21679768
>>21679760
AND A DUSTBIN AND A BROOM
BUT DON'T WORRY
SHE GOT IN.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:50
No.21679780
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:50 No.21679780
>>21679697
Pentakill!
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:51
No.21679786
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:51 No.21679786
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>>21679697
>offing herself with a powersaw
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:51
No.21679791
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:51 No.21679791
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>>21679697
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:51
No.21679795
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:51 No.21679795
>>21679768

Oh, That's a relief.

Uhh, since you're here... Do I have to get in the bag now too?
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:51
No.21679799
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:51 No.21679799
>>21679780
>4 funerals
>Pentakill
Yeah, no. Nice try though
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:53
No.21679813
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:53 No.21679813
>>21679795
IT DEPENDS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ALL FUCKING DAY? 500 DOLLAR QUESTION RIGHT THERE.
BEEEP. TIMES UP NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:54
No.21679838
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:54 No.21679838
>>21679697
Anon, this may be an anonymous image board, but this anon offers his condolences. My next bit of satire is made with full knowledge of your loss.

>WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T THINK ALL OF YOU WILL FIT? JOKE'S ON YOU, BITCHES. THIS HERE'S THE FAMILY-FUN SIZE. NOW GET THE FUCK IN THERE.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:56
No.21679862
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:56 No.21679862
>>21679760

Cousin was a sleazeball of the highest order, his teenage son was going that route and honestly surprised he even LIVED long enough to get his license, and the woman was a druggie so stringed out she was like a plate of noodles.

There is no grief on my end, but my Uncle, who I loved dearly, was convinced his scumbag son would one day redeem himself.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:57
No.21679874
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:57 No.21679874
>>21679838

Also, one of them came in convenient fold-up form. So there you go.
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Anonymous
11/20/12(Tue)23:57
No.21679885
Anonymous 11/20/12(Tue)23:57 No.21679885
>>21679862

Shit, that's intense. I'm sorry for your loss. I only hope our insensitive Bag jokes will make you smile.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:03
No.21679967
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:03 No.21679967
>>21679862

>THIS BITCH HAS ALREADY BEEN IN A BAG
>THE FUCK DO I DO NOW?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:04
No.21679984
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:04 No.21679984
>>21679862

Shiiiiiiit son. Sorry for the loss that mattered.

Also, what the fuck is going on in this thread? Everything's dark but I don't know why.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:06
No.21679998
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:06 No.21679998
>>21679984

The thread is already in the bag.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:08
No.21680023
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:08 No.21680023
>>21679862
>YOU! YEAH! YOU, THE UNCLE GUY! GET IN THE BAG. NO WORRIES, SLEEZEBAGS AND JUNKIES GOT A SEPARATE BAG. THAT GOES IN THE FUCKING BAG TOO.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:10
No.21680053
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:10 No.21680053
>>21679967
>TRICK FUCKING QUESTION! BACK IN THE BAG, BITCHTITS!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:15
No.21680108
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:15 No.21680108
Hey guys, I heard something about a bag I was supposed to get in over this way?

I'm all for gettin in a bag. It'll be like my twelfth birthday all over again.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:18
No.21680146
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:18 No.21680146
>>21680108
>HOW FUCKING SAD NUMBNUTS, GO CRY IN THIS BAG HERE
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:19
No.21680157
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:19 No.21680157
>"YOU SAY YOU WANT TO GAMBLE WITH DEATH, SHITSTAIN?

>FINE, HERE'S THE FUCKING GAME- WHO CAN GET IN THE BAG FIRST- I BET YOU'RE REAL FUCKING GOOD AT IT."
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:22
No.21680200
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:22 No.21680200
>>21680146
Oh. OH. It's you, uncle. So this really *is* my twelfth birthday again.

You know what? I'm glad I put that hole in your bag.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:26
No.21680257
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:26 No.21680257
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Well, might as well post this.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:36
No.21680395
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:36 No.21680395
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here ya go, spotted this thread. made this. it is shit, I am sorry.
I'll get in the bag now...
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:39
No.21680433
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:39 No.21680433
>>21680200
>GOOD THING I'M NOT YOUR PEDOPHILIA UNCLE BUT INSTEAD AN ANTHROPOMORPHIC REPRESENTATION OF DEATH ITSELF, HERE TO STUFF YOU IN THIS HOLE-LESS BAG
>THERE, THAT'S MY FUCKING PITY-EXPLANATION, NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:51
No.21680594
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:51 No.21680594
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BUBBLES IS HERE TO SEE THE SHADOWME-
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:52
No.21680603
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:52 No.21680603
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A BAG YOU SAY?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:54
No.21680622
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:54 No.21680622
>>21680594
>>21680603
YES, A FUCKING BAG. I STUFFED A DENTIST IN THERE NOT TOO LONG AGO, HE CAN HELP YOU WITH THOSE GOD AWFUL TEETH. NOW, YOU KNOW THE DEAL. BAG. IN. NOW.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:55
No.21680632
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:55 No.21680632
>>21680603
>>21680594
>SUGAR AND SPICE AND EVERYTHING NICE...

>GETS IN THE FUCKING BAG
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:56
No.21680643
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:56 No.21680643
>>21680632

>CHEMICAL BAG
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:56
No.21680646
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:56 No.21680646
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FOOLISH HUMAN YOU THINK YOUR BAG SCARES ME?!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:58
No.21680664
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:58 No.21680664
>>21680646

>YES, NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG FLESHLIGHT.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:58
No.21680666
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:58 No.21680666
>>21680646
>YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF THE BAG? FAN-FUCKIN'-TASTIC. NOW GET IN IT.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:58
No.21680668
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:58 No.21680668
>>21680646
>BLAH BLAH BLAH GET IN THE BAG
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)00:58
No.21680670
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)00:58 No.21680670
>>21680646

>OH FUCK THIS I DO NOT HAVE A BAG BIG ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS HORSESHIT
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:00
No.21680692
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:00 No.21680692
>>21677453
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:01
No.21680698
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:01 No.21680698
>>21680670
>YE BE DOING IT WRONG, DOG, GET IN ME TREASUREBAG
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:03
No.21680715
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:03 No.21680715
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This bag was invented by me, Bender.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:04
No.21680734
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:04 No.21680734
>>21680698

>NO, FUCK OFF. I HAVE ENOUGH MONSTEROUS HORRORS IN MY BAG AND I'M GOING BACK TO GAZA.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:04
No.21680736
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:04 No.21680736
>>21680715
ROBOTS DON'T HAVE SOULS OR BAGS
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:05
No.21680757
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:05 No.21680757
>>21680715
>YE BE WRONG, YE SCALLYWAG, GET IN ME TREASURESACK AND BE GONE WITH YE

>>21680734
>COWARD! LIVER-LILLIED YELLOWED PANSY! YE SHALL GET IN ME TREASURE SACK AS WELL FOR YE FAILURE
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:08
No.21680779
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:08 No.21680779
>>21680757
So, competing, vastly powerful entities representing universal concepts? Both utilizing the same method of portraying themselves, forever at war with the other.

Death with his Body Bag and Greed with his Loot Sack
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:09
No.21680798
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:09 No.21680798
>>21680779
>YAAAAAAR YE GOT A SWIFT MIND ON YE
>I JUST BE TAKIN' THAT FOR ME TREASURE SACK
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:11
No.21680823
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:11 No.21680823
>>21680798
Fuck, wait, no, I need that fo-
...
I have a sudden urge to watch Keeping up with the Kardashians
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:16
No.21680885
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:16 No.21680885
>>21680823
>YAR, SAD TO SAY ME BOY, BUT I WANT THEM EYES OF YOURS
>IN THE TREASURE SACK THEY GO
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:17
No.21680905
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:17 No.21680905
>>21680885

>Your sense of greed is absolutely darling!
>Into my sack it goes!

The War of the Sack Gods has begun.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:18
No.21680913
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:18 No.21680913
>>21680885
Well god dammit doesn't this just suck. I really hope this comes out legibly, being blind and all
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:18
No.21680915
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:18 No.21680915
Rolled 3

Is it alright if I worship you Bagging Death?

I have a dread necromancer who is also very keen on bagging dead things. People find it strange, but to be honest I think its the natural way of things.

I've petitioned my DM to have you as a hearth god to the Family Laramoore.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:19
No.21680926
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:19 No.21680926
>>21680905
>YAR, I BE GREED HIMSELF, YE FOOL, I CAN NO MORE BE SACKED THAN A PROFESSOR WITH TENURE!

>NOW GET IN ME TREASURE SACK, AND IF YE BE IMMUNE I'LL BE KIND AND JUST TAKE YE HOPES AND DREAMS, LIKE I DID WITH YON DEATH
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:20
No.21680927
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:20 No.21680927
>>21680913
>AYE, LAD, AND YER HANDS GO INTO THE SACK TOO. THEY BE A BEAUTIFUL ADDITION TO ME COLLECTION.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:20
No.21680931
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:20 No.21680931
>>21680927
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:22
No.21680953
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:22 No.21680953
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UUUULLLAAAAAAA
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:22
No.21680955
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:22 No.21680955
>>21680931
>YE THOUGHT YE COULD ESCAPE YER OLDER BROTHER, EH LAD? WELL, INTA THE SACK WIT YER SACK.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:24
No.21680970
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:24 No.21680970
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>>21680927
Well just fuck you too then
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:25
No.21680982
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:25 No.21680982
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OP here.

I have no idea what has this thread has become

But I like it
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:25
No.21680991
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:25 No.21680991
>>21680955
>YAR, YE BE MERELY A DELUSION OF ME FRACTURED MIND AFTER I TOOK YON MAGE'S MADNESS

>I KNEW IT WOULD BE BUT SUFFERING, BUT I CANNA HELP MESELF
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:27
No.21681006
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:27 No.21681006
>>21680982
GET IN THE BAG OP
FACE WHAT YOU CREATED
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:28
No.21681010
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:28 No.21681010
>>21681006

I GAVE YOU 28 UNWILLING SOULS FOR THE BAG AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME OH NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO-
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:28
No.21681013
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:28 No.21681013
>>21680982
Well that's awesome, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself and I hope you stick around for even more entertaining thre- GET IN THE GOD DAMN BAG
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:29
No.21681026
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:29 No.21681026
>>21681006
>>21681013
>YAR, I BE WILLING TO TAKE YON 'ORIGINAL POSTER' OF YE HANDS FOR THE LOW, LOW PRICE OF NOT BEING KEELHAULED AND THROWN IN ME TREASURE SACK
>HE BE PRACTICALLY MINT!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:31
No.21681046
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:31 No.21681046
>>21681026
While death is a huge Grim Reaper figure with an, uh, unique personality and a big black bag, I imagine Greed is basically Blackbeard on a flying golden pirateship, with a massive sailcloth sack.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:32
No.21681056
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:32 No.21681056
>>21681026
>FE FI FO FAG
>GET IN THE FUCKING BAG
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:33
No.21681066
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:33 No.21681066
>Dorf Fortress Kobolds steal children
>Presumably they put them in sacks
>They put dorf children
>in sacks

Are Kobolds actually carrying out some kind of ritual to Death by mimicking his actions? Are they like his favored children?

>I mean, considering their mortality rate...
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:34
No.21681077
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:34 No.21681077
The next story my Undead Swashbuckler is going to have is about the time he got out of the bag, whist cackling like an asshole
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:34
No.21681084
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:34 No.21681084
>>21681056
>YAAAAR SCALLYWAG, GET IN ME TREASURE SACK
>I NOT BE STOPPING TILL I GET YE DEATH IN ME TREASURE SACK, YE BE NEARLY UNIQUE
>HOW CAN I NOT HAVE THAT?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:38
No.21681115
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:38 No.21681115
I don't suppose we have any lurking Drawfags willing to draw Death and Greed trying to stuff one another into their respective containers?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:38
No.21681123
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:38 No.21681123
I will get into the bag, just after Death answers two things.
1: Can other mythical entities like, saaaay, Greed be bagged?
2: If yes, can you prove it? If no, open the bag wide, I'll see myself in.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:39
No.21681133
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:39 No.21681133
>>21681077
>got out of the bag

>BULLSHIT! NOBODY GETS OUT OF THE BAG! INCLUDING YOU! IN! NOW!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:40
No.21681149
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:40 No.21681149
>>21681133
YE BE FERGETTIN' THA' YE NEED TA STEP IN ME TREASURE SACK, LADDY. NOW GET IN THAR 'FORE I HAVE YE KEELHAULED!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:40
No.21681154
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:40 No.21681154
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This Greed seems weak.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:41
No.21681165
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:41 No.21681165
>>21681133
Aw fuck no man, you aint catching my ass again. Laters, HAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:43
No.21681190
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:43 No.21681190
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>>21681066
Actually kobolds steal things: They serve Greed as all Dragonkin, and Pirates do.

Goblins Steal Children.
They serve Death, note how they are Deathless themselves except by violence.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:44
No.21681202
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:44 No.21681202
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>>21681154
>HOW DARE YE!? I'LL BE TAKING YE BODY AND SOUL FOR THAT THAR INSULT TO ME
>THOUGH I'LL OWN UP TO IT, I DID STEAL YON MAGBIRDS FROM YON NATURE GODS YEARS AGO, FOR THEY LOOT WELL GOOD!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:47
No.21681237
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:47 No.21681237
>>21681202
>GET IN THE FUCKING BAG DICK FOR BRAINS, BEFORE YOU FUCKING YOUR NECK TRIPPING OVER YOUR SHIT SENTENCE CONSTRUCTION
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:49
No.21681262
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:49 No.21681262
>>21681237
>YAAAARRRRRHARHARHAR I BE HAVING YE KNOW I TOOK THIS MODE O' SPEECH MANY YEARS AGO, AND WITH GREAT PAINS ON ME PART
>NOW CEASE YE WAILING AND GET IN ME TREASURE SACK LIKE GOOD LOOT
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:49
No.21681265
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:49 No.21681265
>>21681237
>NAE LADDY, YE GOT TA GET IN ME SACK FIRST. YE KEEP BLOODY FERGETTIN' THAT.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:51
No.21681277
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:51 No.21681277
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>>21681262
>>21681265
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:52
No.21681293
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:52 No.21681293
>>21681277
>THANK YE FOR THE IMAGE LADDY BUT IT BE TIME TO GET IN ME TREASURE SACK
>I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, AFTA ALL, THAR BE LOOT FOR THE TAKING BUT A DAYS WALK FROM HERE, AND YON CHILD'S CANDY WON'T BE JUST COME TO ME JUST YET
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:53
No.21681301
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:53 No.21681301
>>21681277
>WHAT A PRETTY SIGN, LAD. I'LL BE TAKIN' IT IN ME SACK NOW, THANKS.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:58
No.21681357
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:58 No.21681357
The problem with a near omnipotent entity developing Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) is that unlike humans which only have one body these universal entities are not held to any such restrictions. A human with DID faces a difficult life as they try to learn to cope with their disorder; an all-but-all-powerful entity with DID will almost certainly fracture itself into all of its separate personas. This is where things get a bit confusing. Next thing you know you have half a dozen crazed demigods running around stuffing everyone into bags, and then stuffing each other into bags. This can lead to the assumption that there is more than one entity, but as I've already elaborated it is actually one entity with a nasty mental disorder. The point of me typing all of this up is twofold. The first reason is to educate. I simply feel that everyone should be aware of the actual situation. The second reason is to raise awareness. Mental illnesses in universal entities is a woefully unrecognized and untreated problem. There needs to be a system to get these entities the psychiatric care they so sorely need. If something isn't done soon I can say without a doubt that soon enough all of this particular entity in question's multiple personalities will start developing mental issues of their own. That of course leads to the obvious demise of the whole universe as it's overrun by mad gods with garbage bags.

Now gentleman, I hope you will heed my word's but you're going to have to excuse me. I have a bag to get into.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)01:59
No.21681367
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)01:59 No.21681367
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My fucking sides, goddamn
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:00
No.21681379
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:00 No.21681379
>>21681357
>NAY, YE HAVE A SACK TO ENTER
>YE THINK I'LL LEAVE SUCH A MIND TO ME OBNOXIOUS FELLOW? NAY, I MUST 'AVE YOU!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:02
No.21681397
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:02 No.21681397
>>21681367
>GET IN ME SACK YE DAFT FOOL!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:02
No.21681403
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:02 No.21681403
>>21681357
>YOU
>YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT'S ABOUT. NO FUSS. NO BITCHING. ONE SWANSONG. THEN YOU GO STRAIGHT IN THE BAG. JUST HOW I LIKE IT
>YOU GET TO BE IN THE TOP OF THE BACK FOR THAT
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:03
No.21681408
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:03 No.21681408
>>21681403
>NAY, THA' LAD IS MINE. ARE YE A DRUNK OR DIDYA NAE HEAR ME RIGHT?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:03
No.21681409
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:03 No.21681409
>>21681397
>YAR ME FELLOW, NOW WE KNOW THE GYPSY CURSE WE LOOTED DID TERRIBLE THINGS TO OUR MIND, BUT THAT BE NO REASON TO BE RUDE
>AFTA ALL, HE BE OURS NOW
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:04
No.21681421
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:04 No.21681421
>>21681409
>DID YE FERGET? I BE THA RUDE PART O' YER MIND, YE DAFT GIT!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:05
No.21681435
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:05 No.21681435
>>21681409
>>21681403

>FUCK YOU BOTH HE'S MINE AND HE GETS HIS OWN BURLAP SACK, SEPARATE FROM ALL THE PLEBS IN THE GARBAGE BAG.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:06
No.21681444
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:06 No.21681444
>>21681435
AH, YE BE HAVIN 'NOTHER BAG? I'LL BE STUFFIN' THA' ONE IN ME SACK, THEN, HOHOHO.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:07
No.21681447
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:07 No.21681447
>>21681421
>YAR, LIES, THAR BE NO RUDE PART O' ME MIND
>WAIT, I REMEMBER, YE BE THE PART O' ME MIND I TOOK FROM YON LICH! HE WAS BREEDIN' TERRIBAL BEASTIES AND CONCEPTS, AND I COULD NA HELP TAKIN' HIS RUDENESS
>YAR I BE A GENTLEGREED


>>21681435
NAY, HE BE MINE! I CLAIMED HIM, I GET HIM, HIS MORTAL WILL MATTERS NOT TO THE TREASURE SACK!
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:07
No.21681450
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:07 No.21681450
>>21680953
>mfw the Martian survived being bagged
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:07
No.21681455
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:07 No.21681455
>>21681444

>FUCK YOU I'M PUTTING YOUR SACK IN MY ZIPLOCK BAG
>THAT WAY YOU CAN SEE IT BUT CAN'T HAVE IT
>THEN I'M PUTTING YOU INTO THE BAG
>GET IN THE BAG
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:08
No.21681465
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:08 No.21681465
>>21681450
>NOT A SOUL SURVIVES BEIN' PUT IN ME SACK, LASS. NOW GET IN THERE, 'FORE I MAKE YE!

>>21681455
>YER TOO LATE YE DURNED FOOL, I ALREADY TOOK YER BAG.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:09
No.21681466
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:09 No.21681466
>>21681455
This bagging mother fucker knows what's up
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:09
No.21681471
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:09 No.21681471
>>21681455
>YAR, BUT I TOOK THE ZIPPERS YAAAARS AGO
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:10
No.21681478
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:10 No.21681478
>>21681455
>>21681471
>THA' MEANS WE BE GETTIN' OUR BAG BACK, YAR?

>>21681466
>AND YER GETTIN' IN IT ONCE WE BE GETTIN IT BACK! YAR HAR HAR!
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:10
No.21681481
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:10 No.21681481
>>21681435
>BURLAP?! WHAT KIND OF BROKE ASS, HILL BILLY FUCKING, COUNTRY BUMPKIN ARE YOU? USING THAT SHITTY ITCHY BURLAP HORSECOCK FOR WORK. I BET YOU EVEN LIKE USING WOOL WHILE IT'S NOT TESTICLE INVERTINGLY COLD TOO. YOU WOULD WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD BAG IF SOMEONE STUFF YOU INTO ONE, CONSEQUENTLY, GET IN!
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:10
No.21681483
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:10 No.21681483
>>21681465
>WHA? THE SACK KILLS NAYBODY, FOR I WANT LIFE TOO
>I WAN' BODIES, I WAN' CORPSES, I' WAN THE LIVING AND THA DEAD, I WAN' IT ALL
>NOW, SOME OF THA THINGS IN THA SACK, THEY BE KILLA PEOPLE, YAH
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:11
No.21681488
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:11 No.21681488
>>21681481
>IT BE SAILCLOTH, YE IGNORANT LANDLUBBER
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:13
No.21681503
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:13 No.21681503
>>21681481
>HARD AN' DURABLE, UNLIKE YE PATHETIC PLASTIC BAG, WHICH BE RIPPING ALL THE TIME AND SPILLING YE PRECIOUS POSSESSIONS ALL OVER THA PLACE
>NOW GET IN ME SACK LIKE GOOD LOOT DOES
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:15
No.21681512
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:15 No.21681512
>>21681465
>>21681466
>>21681471
>>21681478
>>21681481
>>21681483

>SHUT UP AND GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAG
>I SWEAR, IT'S TIME WE DECLARE A FUCKING WAR TO DETERMINE WHO IS BAGS WHO
>EXCEPT FOR GREED, BITCH YOU GOING IN A BAG AND I DON'T CARE WHO IT BELONGS TO
>JUST GET IN THE MOTHERFUCKING BAG
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:16
No.21681524
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:16 No.21681524
>>21681488
>I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, YOU TERMITE LEGGED, SCURVY ASSED, BUTT FUCKER
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:17
No.21681528
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:17 No.21681528
>>21681512
>YAR, WE ALL BE GREED, SAVE THE POOR FOOL THAT BE MY POSSESSION
>I GOT A SAD CASE O' THA SCHIZOPHRENIA, WHICH I TOOK FROM YON MADWOMAN
>I JUS' CANNAE HELP MESELF

>NOW CEASE YE STALLIN' AND GET IN YE TREASURE SACK, ME TREASURE

>>21681524
>YAAAR, I TOOK HIS SIDE
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:19
No.21681549
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:19 No.21681549
>>21681528
>I DON'T CARE WHO'S SIDE YOU'RE ON CANDYLAND, JUST GET IN THE GOD FUCKING BAG
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:20
No.21681559
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:20 No.21681559
>>21681549
>YAAAAAR, YE GOT POSSESSION OF YON GOD-FUCKING BAG? I COULD BE PLEASED WITH SUCH A THIN'.
>YAR, TELL YE WHAT, IF YE WOULD BE SO KIND AS TA GIVE ME YON BAG, I BE LETTIN' YE GO WITHOUT TAKIN' YE IN ME SACK
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:21
No.21681570
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:21 No.21681570
>>21681549

>AGREED, GET IN THE LITERALLY GOD FUCKING BAG
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:22
No.21681581
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:22 No.21681581
>>21681570
>YE BE DAFT IF YE THINK I'D BE DAFT ENOUGH TA GET IN THAT THERE BAG, AYE. BUT THAT BE A PRETTY HAT, AND I'LL TAKE IT IN EXCHANGE FER YER LACK O' BEIN SACKED.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:23
No.21681600
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:23 No.21681600
>>21681503
>BURLAP IS AS HARD AND DURABLE AS MY DICK
>WHICH IS NONEXISTENT, BECAUSE I'M MADE OF BONES
>SO PUT DOWN THE SHIT SACK, AND GET INTO THE BAG
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:25
No.21681616
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:25 No.21681616
So, will anyone be willing to draw this scene of Gods trying to bag each other?

>Yes, I will get in the bag now
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:26
No.21681630
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:26 No.21681630
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>mfw BAGS
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:27
No.21681639
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:27 No.21681639
>>21681616
>NAE, I'LL TAKE YE IN ME SACK AND ABSCOND, AND YE'LL BE RENDERED INTA PARTS FER MY COLLECTION. LESS GO.

>>21681630
>I'LL BE TAKIN THA' PRETTY GIRL O' YERS, HOPE YE DON'T MIND 'ORRIBLY BUT IT'S GOIN' IN THA SACK.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:27
No.21681640
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:27 No.21681640
>>21681600
>I BE TALKIN' OH SAILCLOTH AGAIN, YE FOOL
>NOW GET IN ME SACK, AND GIVE ME YON BAG AS WELL, I DESIRE IT
>>
Anonymous
I'm already in the(...) 11/21/12(Wed)02:27
No.21681645
I'm already in the bag, your move Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:27 No.21681645
>>21681616
I'm just imagining this thread as four deaths and three pirates all hold a bagging apparatus while all in a mexican stand off
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:30
No.21681663
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:30 No.21681663
>>21681645
>YAR, ESCAPE YON BAG SO I MAY TAKE YE IN ME SACK
>I PROMISE, IT BE FULL OH W'ORES, FOR I 'AVE TAKEN MORE THAN ME SHARE O' THEM
>JUST REMEMBER THEY BE MINE
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:46
No.21681788
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:46 No.21681788
Right now I can picture Death watching a huge ass meteor plummet towards the planet, tapping his foot impatiently, as he unfolds a planet-sized bag.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:47
No.21681802
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:47 No.21681802
>>21681788
EXTINCTION LEVEL EVENT? FUCK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT, GET IN THE BAG, MEAT.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:49
No.21681822
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:49 No.21681822
>>21681788

>FUCK THAT NOISE
>LAST TIME I THOUGHT THERE WAS AN APOCALYPSE COMING, SOME TRICKY JEWISH FUCK CLIMBED OUT OF THE BAG WHILE I WAS DISTRACTED AND WROTE A FUCKING BOOK ABOUT IT
>AND YOU CUNTS HAVEN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HIM THE PAST TWO THOUSAND YEARS
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:50
No.21681826
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:50 No.21681826
>>21681802
>NAH IF I NAB THE ROCK FIRST, YE SLOW FOOL
>IT BE PRACTICALLY UNIQUE! A ROCK HURTLING SO FAST IT CAN END A WORLD? YAAAAAAR!
>AND THE WORLD 'AS SOME OF THA BEST THINGS IN IT
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:50
No.21681831
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:50 No.21681831
>>21681788
and checks his watch
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:54
No.21681864
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:54 No.21681864
>>21681831
Meanwhile, Greed flies towards the meteor, treasure sack open and ready.

Who doesn't want an apocalypse, after all?
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:55
No.21681866
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:55 No.21681866
>>21681822
>HA! THESE FUCKS THINK THAT BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE IN HIS MAGIC PLOT BULLSHIT, THEY'RE SAFE FROM THE BAG
>GUESS WHAT, FAGGOTS? IN THE BAG YOU GO.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:56
No.21681872
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:56 No.21681872
Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker. Greed - steal some fucking sanity already your collective breath is giving Death more bodies to bag and the three of you are giving me a migraine. Death - fuck bag wars, take shifts. One bag for one continent, rotate around so you don't get tired of bagging one set of people all the time.

Now, if one Death can promise me their bag will stop me hearing those fucking crusty pirates, I will bag myself in my own arse, then roll into the fore mentioned bag. Fucking kleptomaniac pirates, I swear to whichever god hasn't been bagged yet...
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)02:56
No.21681874
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)02:56 No.21681874
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I GOT OUT
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Xenobiologist
11/21/12(Wed)02:58
No.21681897
Xenobiologist 11/21/12(Wed)02:58 No.21681897
ITT:

>You either get in the bag, or you live long enough to get a bag of your own.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:01
No.21681916
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:01 No.21681916
>>21681872
>YAR, DESPITE YE INSULT, I TOOK YE HEARING, FOR I BE A GENTLEGREED

>AND I TAKE PLENTY O' SANITY, BUT HOW CAN I RESIST TAKIN' MORE MADNESS
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:09
No.21681983
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:09 No.21681983
Behold, the psychopomp of the Industrial era.

Note the fucking soul funnel for dumping patsies into the fucking bag chute, which of course leads directly to the FUCKING BAG.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:10
No.21681996
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:10 No.21681996
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>>21681983
WHOOPS FORGOT MY BAG
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:11
No.21682000
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:11 No.21682000
>>21681916

Excuse the insult then, one of you must've taken my patience when I wasn't looking. Why take more madness? Look around you. Madness is common. Every damn thing in existence is mad. This means sanity is extremely uncommon, which must surely appeal to one of you...

Oh, and the offer to the Death with the sound proof bag remains. Up my own arse, no lube, then into the sack with no questions asked.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:12
No.21682010
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:12 No.21682010
Okay, hang on. How many of you baghumpers are there? You're all greentexted and anonymous so I can barely make out who is who.
There's Greed, Death, and some Pirate?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:13
No.21682019
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:13 No.21682019
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>>21679697
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:14
No.21682024
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:14 No.21682024
>>21678684
>Shit you're tired of seeing in games

>Any gods of "light" or "time"

Yeah, because nobody ever worshipped the sun or propitiated gods of death
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:14
No.21682026
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:14 No.21682026
>>21682010
Greed is the pirates.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:14
No.21682027
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:14 No.21682027
>>21682000
>YAAARR, I TAKE THE COMMON, I TAKE THE RARE, TIS MERELY ME NATURE. I CANNA HELP BUT TAKE. I WAN' IT ALL!

>>21682010
>NAY, TIS MERELY GREED. I SPEAK WIT' AN ACCENT THAT I TOO FROM FOREIGN PARTS, FOR IT BE MINE AND IT FITS ME WELL. AND I HAVE MORE THAN A BIT O' MADNESS, FOR IT BE TOO TEMPTING TO TAKE. DEATH BE HERE AS WELL. OR DEATHS, I NOT BE SURE.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:16
No.21682041
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:16 No.21682041
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:20
No.21682065
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:20 No.21682065
>>21682010
And There is Jerry
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:24
No.21682106
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:24 No.21682106
>>21682065
>YARRHARHARHAR, NOT ANY MORE, JERRY BE MINE NOW
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:30
No.21682168
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:30 No.21682168
What happens when there is no one around to be bagged any more? Does death bag himself?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:32
No.21682191
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:32 No.21682191
>>21682168
>YES, AND THEN I BEGIN BAGGING THE NEW UNIVERSE IN THE BAG. NOW GET IN THE BAG AND FORGE A BRIGHT NEW FUTURE. IN THE BAG.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:37
No.21682240
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:37 No.21682240
>>21682191

But doesn't that mean you have to be both inside and outside the bag at the same time, therefore you would never be able to bag yourself in an endless cycle of bagging?
>>
The Provider !!TQbw47BOc9I
11/21/12(Wed)03:39
No.21682260
The Provider !!TQbw47BOc9I 11/21/12(Wed)03:39 No.21682260
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>>21678506
I've decided to post this image in reaction to the original thread and now this one.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:50
No.21682342
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:50 No.21682342
>>21682168

Once all matter in the universe is bagged, BOOM. Big Bang and the cycle begins anew
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)03:50
No.21682348
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)03:50 No.21682348
>>21682240
>ISN'T THE BAG MAGICAL? NOW GET IN IT.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)04:07
No.21682491
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)04:07 No.21682491
W-would anyone mind terribly stepping into my bindle?
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)04:08
No.21682506
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)04:08 No.21682506
>>21682491
>NAY, BUT I THINK I BE TAKING IT
>THERE IT GOES INTO THE TREASURE SACK, THANK YE
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)04:31
No.21682714
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)04:31 No.21682714
>>21682506
And now it's gone. Guess I'm off to the bag.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)04:40
No.21682775
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)04:40 No.21682775
>>21682714
>NAY, T'WOULD BE BETTER IF YE WERE TO GO IN THE SACK
>YE PASSIVE WAYS BE A GOOD ADDITION TO ME COLLECTION
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)05:39
No.21683201
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)05:39 No.21683201
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>WHY AREN'T YOU ALL IN MY BAG?!
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)05:48
No.21683238
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)05:48 No.21683238
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Oblivion is actually a giant-as-fuck bag.
I guess that means that Euthanatos are bagmages and spectres are bagmen.
I don't know what the Tempest is then, though.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)05:48
No.21683239
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)05:48 No.21683239
Was there a screen cap of the original thread?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:05
No.21683313
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:05 No.21683313
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:12
No.21683346
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:12 No.21683346
>HEY
>I FUCKING SEE YOU LURKING.
>BAG. NOW.NOW
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:16
No.21683361
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:16 No.21683361
>>21681874
YAHA YOU FOOL! YOU GOT OUT OF THE BOX! THATS WHERE I PUT SLIPPERY CUNTS LIKE YOU WHO THINK THEY CAN FOOL THE BAG!
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:18
No.21683374
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:18 No.21683374
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>>21683239
HANG ON, I'LL JUST HAVE A ROOT AROUND IN THE BAG
HERE WE GO!
NOW, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:18
No.21683375
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:18 No.21683375
>>21683361
>BE HONEST DEATH, YE JUST BE BITTER EVER SINCE I WENT AND STOLE YE VIRIGINITY
>YE NEED NOT TAKE OUT ON THESE MORTALS BY 'FILLING YER BAG'
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:22
No.21683390
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:22 No.21683390
Someone archive this, I have to get in a bag now or else I would.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:30
No.21683453
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:30 No.21683453
>MFW "Baggin' thread"

>Been watching Hatventures for months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1GBuRhGbEQ

Gentlemen, Baggin' - the sport of KINGS!
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:31
No.21683463
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:31 No.21683463
>>21683390
>YOU HAVE PLENTY IF TIME TO ARCHIVE THIS.
>IN THE FUCKING BAG.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:33
No.21683475
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:33 No.21683475
>>21683453

>NEAT. NOW GET IN THE BAG.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:34
No.21683485
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:34 No.21683485
>YAAAAR, I CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR ME TREASURE SACK
>BUT NAH THE NORMAL SACK, NAY, THE SUPSACK. WHERE I KEEP ALLL OF ME BEST THREADS!
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:37
No.21683505
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:37 No.21683505
>>21683475

>NO

>YOU GET IN MY BAG
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:38
No.21683521
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:38 No.21683521
>>21683485
>davey jones
>not having a LOCKER of souls
You're doing it wrong.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)06:45
No.21683564
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)06:45 No.21683564
>>21683521
>I NOT BE DAVEY JONES, I BE GREED
>THE DIFFERENCE IS THAT I BE FAR MORE HANDSOME, LESS FISHY, AND FAR MORE PRONE TO TAKING THINGS

>FOR EXAMPLE, I'LL JUST BE PUTTING YE SENSE OF HUMOR IN ME TREASURE SACK
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:11
No.21683758
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:11 No.21683758
What happens if death drops the bag into another bag? Or, whatever, a manhole or something?
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:24
No.21683852
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:24 No.21683852
>>21680915
>SO LONG AS YOU GET IN THE FUCKING BAG!
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:40
No.21683956
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:40 No.21683956
>>21681874
>SURE YOU DID. OR MAYBE YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE ANNOYING FUCKS WHO JUST WOULDN'T GET IN THE GODDAMN BAG. LET'S FUCKING CHANGE THAT, SHALL WE?
>>21683313
>THE PRIVATE LIFE OF THE BAG IS OF NO CONCERN TO YOU. ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOU GETTING THE FUCK IN THERE.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:43
No.21683980
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:43 No.21683980
>>21683758
What he do you think he does when the bag gets full?
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:46
No.21683998
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:46 No.21683998
>>21683980
>YAR, WHEN THE BAG GETS FULL, THE WEAK LANDLUBBER PLASTIC RIPS AND SPILLS SOULS ERRYWHERE
>AND THEN I GET NEW SOULS
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:47
No.21684006
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:47 No.21684006
>>21683998
WHAT!? That cheapskate bastard Death uses bags from fucking Tesco? What a dick
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:48
No.21684011
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:48 No.21684011
>>21683980
>OH, SO NOW YOU'RE WORRIED THAT THE BAG MIGHT FILL UP? LISTEN HERE, NANCY. THIS BAG CAN ONLY BE ONE OF TWO THINGS: WITHOUT YOU INSIDE AND WITH YOU INSIDE. IT IS CURRENTLY WITHOUT YOU. I'LL GIVE YOU ONE GUESS AS TO HOW THAT'S GONNA CHANGE.
>>
Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:48
No.21684013
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:48 No.21684013
>>21683980
GET IN THE BAG AND FIND OUT DICKCHEESE.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:50
No.21684023
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:50 No.21684023
>>21684006
>YE BE SEEING THE POINT MOST CLEARLY INDEED
>SO I'LL BE TAKING THOSE CLEAR MENTAL FACULTIES INTO ME TREASURE SACK
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:52
No.21684030
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:52 No.21684030
>>21684023
fuck. how do i post? i am not good at computer
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:53
No.21684041
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:53 No.21684041
>>21684006
Mate, tesco bags can hold my shopping no problem. Walmart bags on the other hand couldn't hold helium.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:58
No.21684073
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:58 No.21684073
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>>21679697
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:58
No.21684079
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:58 No.21684079
What if death is out of bags? What if there's a hole in a bag?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)07:59
No.21684084
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)07:59 No.21684084
>>21684079
>YAR, THEN I PROFIT
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:02
No.21684093
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:02 No.21684093
>>21684079
>THAT SEEMS LIKE AN OUT-OF-THE-BAG PROBLEM. WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET THE GUCK IN THERE AND STOP WORRYING?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:08
No.21684125
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:08 No.21684125
So Death, you have a bag of infinite capacity, and are very hurried. Are you Santa?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:10
No.21684139
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:10 No.21684139
>>21684125
>YEAH. NOW GO FETCH YOUR MARVELOUS PRESENTS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:14
No.21684161
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:14 No.21684161
>>21684139
Presents?! All right!

>Getting in the bag
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:16
No.21684170
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:16 No.21684170
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Post >>21683758

>"Oh boy, here I go, gonna get shouted into the bag!"
>Death ignores me.
>Skulk into the bag while he's berating others.
>Realize this was Death's plan all along.
>Cry.

Well played, Death.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:19
No.21684186
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:19 No.21684186
>>21683758
"The bag" is a glorified bag of holding. Droping one into another ends creation on a locall scale. Death doesn't care, that just make more people to stuff in the bag.
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Badr !KuHbpirZVI
11/21/12(Wed)08:21
No.21684197
Badr !KuHbpirZVI 11/21/12(Wed)08:21 No.21684197
This thread...../tg/, I think I love you.
ok, ok, I'm getting in the fucking bag
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:22
No.21684200
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:22 No.21684200
>>21684197
GOOD GRIEF, AT LEAST ONE FUCKNUT IS BEING PROACTIVE THIS TIME!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:23
No.21684208
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:23 No.21684208
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>Hey, you're nice, I'll let you use that "press R to revive" shit.
>YEAH, THE R BUTTON IS IN THE BAG
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:26
No.21684216
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:26 No.21684216
>>21678506
That's fantastic.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:26
No.21684218
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:26 No.21684218
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All hail the mighty bag!
Accept my offering of flesh as tribute to your infinite glory.
>dive into the bag
(Death is a cunt though, fuck his shit)
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)08:29
No.21684232
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)08:29 No.21684232
>>21679697
>offing herself with a powersaw
Jesus fucking Christ. That's going to make a real mess inside the bag.
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Indonesian Gentleman
11/21/12(Wed)09:08
No.21684475
Indonesian Gentleman 11/21/12(Wed)09:08 No.21684475
So lemme get this straight.
Death - dead people get in the bag (or maybe the other way around as well)
Greed - anything that meets his fancy gets in his sack
Santa - has presents in his sack, good kids jump in it to get one. The presents are made from good kids who jump in his sack
Zwarte Piet (Black Pete) - looks for naughty kids and puts them in the bag

And then I know a soldier who was in the Tsar's army, who owned a bag that makes anything he called get into the bag, automatically. Used it to bag some goose for dinner, and then to beat up some demons who hoarded treasure (he beat up the bag while the demons are in it). He also managed to get Death in the bag once, and beat Death up so bad Death's afraid of him. You guys might know the story.

And now, for my grand entry into the bag, I stuff myself inside a bag of holding - while holding another bag of holding! At the same time as jumping into Death's bag!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:11
No.21684490
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:11 No.21684490
>>21684475
>TOO LONG DIDN'T READ, NOW GET IN THE BAG!
>ALSO YOU FORGOT TO CLOSE YOUR BAG OF HOLDING WITH A TIGHT KNOT, HERE LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU SO YOU DON'T SCAPE.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:15
No.21684517
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:15 No.21684517
>>21684475
Greed has the advantage of being able to take non-physical concepts and ideas, while also being less directly targeted by Death.

Also he is a pirate. That's a serious advantage.

I bet he follows Santa around on christmas stealing presents and holiday joy.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:17
No.21684530
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:17 No.21684530
>>21684475
Don't forget candlejack

Not sure if he uses a bag per say - but he disappears people quite we-
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:30
No.21684630
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:30 No.21684630
The greed bag and pirate schtick is fucking stupid. I came here to read about people getting in the fucking bag, not some bagwar by some bagheads.

Quit ruining perfectly good jokes you rotted spamslots.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:31
No.21684636
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:31 No.21684636
>>21684630
I agree.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:38
No.21684678
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:38 No.21684678
>>21678956
I imagine him to be also a very stereotypical stressed-out overworked and frustrated black blue collar worker.

How does one impress that on a skeleton? Other than the Morgan Freeman voice? I don't think ebonics would be appropriate, at the very least.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:39
No.21684694
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:39 No.21684694
>>21684630
I respectfully disagree.

>>21684678
Lots of impatient bodylanguage and hurried, irritated speech. Have him interrupt any action or sentence that takes too long.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:40
No.21684701
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:40 No.21684701
>>21684636
>>21684630

Double agree. The pirate shit is gayer than 10 guys fucking 5 guys into a coma.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:40
No.21684705
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:40 No.21684705
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>>21684630
>THAT IS AN EXCELLENT POINT KIND SIR, BUT IF I MAY OFFER A REBUTTAL, GET IN THE FUCKING BAG
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:41
No.21684711
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:41 No.21684711
>>21684694
>I respectfully disagree.

That's because you're the shitstain ruining the thread with it.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:42
No.21684714
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:42 No.21684714
>>21684694
>I respectfully disagree.
Yeah, but you're fucking wrong. You've actually killed this joke for me after like weeks of it remaining funny.

You stupid cunt.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:47
No.21684751
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:47 No.21684751
>>21679058
That is great... actuyally, EVERYTHING IN THIS THREAD IS GREAT! IT'S ALL GOING IN THE BAG!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)09:55
No.21684792
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)09:55 No.21684792
>>21684714
>>21684711
>>21684751
>YOU THREE, YOUR ASSES, THIS BAG, NOW!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:00
No.21684830
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:00 No.21684830
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>wake up
>see this thread
I am so proud of you motherfuckers.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:06
No.21684871
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:06 No.21684871
>>21680715
>YOUR POWER CELLS WILL BURN OUT EVENTUALLY, MOTHERFUCKER. I HAVE A TINFOIL BAG WAITING ESPECIALLY FOR YOU.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:08
No.21684879
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:08 No.21684879
>>21684694
They have a point, anon. Pirates have their place, but I don't think it's here. Just seems kind of random. No need to cheapen the joke with funny accents and stuff. It's just about getting in the bag.

>NOW GET IN THE FUCKING BAG.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:13
No.21684908
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:13 No.21684908
>>21684218
>AND YOU'RE PSYCHOTIC RETARD. YOU'RE GOING IN THE SAME BAG THAT BITCH WITH A POWERSAW WENT IN.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:13
No.21684913
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:13 No.21684913
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I feel the bag
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:14
No.21684921
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:14 No.21684921
>>21684913
>GOOD. NOW GET THE FUCK IN IT.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:15
No.21684924
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:15 No.21684924
OH!
SO THE POMPOUS GOD-EMPEROR WON'T GET IN THE BAG?
LOOK WHAT I HAVE IN THE OTHER ONE:
TYRANIDS! NOW EVERYONE ELSE GOES, TOO.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:18
No.21684942
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:18 No.21684942
>>21684924
>YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. I TOLD THE OTHER DEATH'S YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE 40K UNIVERSE.

>NOW PUT HIM IN THE FUCKING BAG.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:18
No.21684947
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:18 No.21684947
Do I have time for breakfast before getting in the bag? I'm totally cool with getting in the bag, but... waffles, man.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:20
No.21684953
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:20 No.21684953
>>21684942
OH SILLY, THAT'S WHAT TYRANIDS ARE FOR.
NOW GET IN THE BAG.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:21
No.21684963
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:21 No.21684963
>>21684947
Oh yeah, sure. You can have some waffles.

>AFTER YOU GET IN THE BAG.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:22
No.21684975
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:22 No.21684975
>>21684953
You mean you havn't even put those tyranids in the Bag yet?

>FUCK IT, EVERYONE GET THE FUCK IN THE BAG.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:31
No.21685017
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:31 No.21685017
>>21684975
YES!YES! GET IN THE BAG!
MAKE IT EASIER FOR ME!
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Anonymous
OK, OK, I'll get i(...) 11/21/12(Wed)10:37
No.21685056
OK, OK, I'll get in the bag... Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:37 No.21685056
>>21682342
Big Bag Theory
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Mitt Romney
11/21/12(Wed)10:44
No.21685102
Mitt Romney 11/21/12(Wed)10:44 No.21685102
>>21685056
Once all matter in the universe is stuffed back into the bag it will pop and explode, creating a new universe.

Why else would Death be in such a hurry to stuff you in the bag? He's been doing this since time began and has seen countless universes stuffed into the bag already.

And before you even ask, I willingly submit to the bag.
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Indonesian Gentleman
11/21/12(Wed)10:50
No.21685142
Indonesian Gentleman 11/21/12(Wed)10:50 No.21685142
I AM IN THE BAG!
THERE'S A WHOLE NEW CREATION IN HERE!
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16859494
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16867884
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:56
No.21685183
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:56 No.21685183
>>21683346
OH FUCK! HE'S ON TO ME!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)10:59
No.21685207
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)10:59 No.21685207
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>My face when I am a janitor, and I will be unable to stop smiling while at work

I love you /tg/
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)11:03
No.21685227
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)11:03 No.21685227
At the end of every board, just past page ten and sometimes eleven...is a bag.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)11:20
No.21685355
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)11:20 No.21685355
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Wait wait wait wait...
So if the bag contains every thing that has died, doesnt that mean that all the matter from those things are in there aswell?
STAY WITH ME ON THIS ONE..
What if... What if we use it as a philosopher stone?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)12:12
No.21685808
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)12:12 No.21685808
>>21684913
I feel the bag overtaking me! It is a good - mmmph!
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)12:13
No.21685814
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)12:13 No.21685814
ok... who the fuck's bag do I even get into?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)12:18
No.21685882
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)12:18 No.21685882
>>21685355
>YOU FIGURED IT OUT!
>NOW, COME WITH ME~
>AND YOU'LL SEE~
>A WORLD OF GET THE FUCK IN.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)12:22
No.21685931
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)12:22 No.21685931
>>21685207
Glad we made your day that much better. Actually, I wonder. Would people like Janitors and Garbage Men basically be clerics of Death or Greed?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)13:38
No.21686870
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)13:38 No.21686870
Rolled 11

>>21685931
I have a dread necromancer who worships the family deity. No name, just an image of a hooded death with a large bag.

(He uses a bag to carry his necromantic servants in populated area's)
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)13:42
No.21686943
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)13:42 No.21686943
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I just had the most wonderful idea for a homebrew supplement to nWoD- Reaper: The Bagging. I think we can all imagine at this point how it would play.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)15:19
No.21688216
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)15:19 No.21688216
>>21679337
My sides
Where have you put them?
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)15:35
No.21688396
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)15:35 No.21688396
>>21688216
>I TOOK YOUR SIDES AND PUT THEM IN THE BAG, YOU'LL ONLY GET THEM BACK IF YOU JUMP IN.
> SO GET THE FUCK IN THE BAG.
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Anonymous
11/21/12(Wed)16:24
No.21688903
Anonymous 11/21/12(Wed)16:24 No.21688903
>>21685931
>I DON'T KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU GET IN THE BAG AND FIND OUT.

>>21686870
>COOL STORY BRO, GET IN THE BAG.

>>21686943
>THANKS FOR THE IDEA, BUT YOU KNOW THE DRILL. YOU. BAG. NOW.

>COME ON YOU FUCKERS I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
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