Rolled 20

He's back! Huzzah

Explain. Best to not scare this one away immediately- we might not get the opportunity again for a while.

Rolled 11

>>21761899
Names are selected randomly from a list. No I have no control over this list

explain

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"Names are randomly selected from a list, ma'am," you drone. You can feel your heartbeat starting to beat harder. You hate this woman. You hate this shitty job. You hate wasting four years and god knows how much money - you're honestly afraid to look at your student loan paperwork - on a degree when you were just going to keep working the same job you got to pay the bills through college. "You put your number down and expressed interest in any potential coupons or free offers, and this..."

"Don't you take that tone with me!" she snaps. You can feel the blood pulsing in your ears now. If you could afford to see a doctor they would probably call it high blood pressure. You're wondering if it's possible to hate someone to death through the phone.

"I'm not taking a tone, ma'am, I'm merely explaining to you that - "

"I want to talk to your manager. It is ILLEGAL for you to call me, and I want to know how you stole this number!" she says. Practically yelling at this point.

>pass her on to your manager, fuck it
>just disconnect the call and hope nobody notices

>>21762039
The nice lady asked, pass her on to the manager.

>>21762039
Neither! Keep talking, tell her off. "It's not illegal; you requested this call, and number can't be stolen anyway" in a bored voice.

>>21762039

Disconnect!

>>21762039
Send her to the manager. Pass the suffering along.

>>21762039
AWW SHIT, IT'S THIS QUEST

I'm gonna have to go with pass her on to your manager. We mad, and we need to get unmad, so just pass the shit onto that dick

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"....certainly," you say, gritting your teeth. "We didn't steal the number though, you signed up for - "

"I didn't sign up to be harassed and tricked!" she shouts. You click a button marked TRANSFER and select your manager's station.

You take the opportunity between calls to take a few deep breaths. It's been a long, shitty evening shift, but you're only an hour from going home.

The phone clicks to life. "Hello?" a confused voice asks.

"Hello, mister..." He didn't fill in the name field on this one. Crap. "...sir! I'm calling on behalf of - "

"It doesn't matter who you're calling from. If you reached this number you have a problem." Your blood starts boiling a little. Just warming up. "You're in danger. What's your name?"

"It's - "

>name?

>>21762039
I suggest that we do neither and just flip the fuck out on this woman. We don't have to take this shit.

Grease Hipster - Lord of Gyrating Hips!

>>21762214
James Rustle.

Rolled 14

>>21762214
Johnathan

>persona
Oh god, not another waifu quest.

>>21762214
Renato. It's Italian, my mom's weird, don't ask.

>>21762243
>>21762250
Johnathan Rustle.

>>21762214
Jenny Williams

>>21762214
Rebecca Anderson

>>21762256
Not really, it's the guy who did Street Fighter Quest, the waifu content of which was light at most.

>>21762214
Thomas A. Anderson

>>21762273
Seconded.

>>21762265
Seconding.

>>21762273
I'm tempted to second this.

Jim McPerson

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Rolled 2

>>21762267

>implying the MC of that quest wasn't Tatsuya's waifu

Most of these work well, actually. Let's decide this via the haunted /tg/ dice.

>Grease Hipster
>James Russell
>Johnathan
>Renato
>Jenny Williams
>Rebecca Anderson
>Thomas Anderson
>a second vote for Mister Anderson
>a second vote for Rebecca Anderson
>Jim McPerson

>>21762333
I think we can all be thankful you didn't roll a 1, subsequently making this thread too retarded to live.

Rolled 28

>>21762333
>>a third vote for Mister Anderson

Mister Anderson

>>21762333
>implying the MC of that quest wasn't Tatsuya's waifu.

Shhh, the yaoi fangirls might overhear.

>>21762267
Too bad persona is literally all about the waifus. Hell, the fact that he turned motherfucking Street Fighter into any waifushit whatsoever is distressing.

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>rolled a 2
>welcome to life, James Russell

"James," you say. "Mister..."

"Renfield. Listen, you don't have much time. How do you feel right now?"

"I'm...just happy to be talking to you today, sir," you say.

"Don't lie. This is important. Are you angry? Depressed? Happy?"

"Quite happy," you say. Maybe a little more firmly than you should. The little message box on the program you can never close begins flashing. Your supervisor wants to see you in her office. "Unbearably happy, even."

"Listen, however this happens for you it's going to happen soon. Keep your eyes open and try to keep on an even emotional keel. Do you understand me? Try to stay calm."

"I'm not sure what - "

"I have to go. If you're lucky we'll be meeting each other very soon," Renfield says. "Good luck."

With that he hangs up. Weird, but not the weirdest you've had today. At least this one wasn't clearly taking a shit when he answered the phone.

Your manager is a middle-aged woman, the sort who started in this job and kept it so long they had to promote her.

"Alright, you know why you're in here, right?" she asks. "Caller complaint, form says you're going to work on tone, yadda yadda yadda."

"My tone was perfectly fine," you say, trying to keep your voice level. "She flipped out the instant I spoke."

"That's not what she said, and the boss says we go by what they say. Just sign the form and take a break, okay? You're looking kinda rough."

>sign. it's not like you have a choice.
>keep trying to talk your way out of it.

>>21762421
That was mostly tg though, you can't blame the quest runner for including females into a fighting game series that includes females.

Rolled 7

>>21762430
>sign. it's not like you have a choice.

"If it gets me away from this desk for fifteen minutes, I'll happily sign it, sir."

>>21762430
we obey the voice on the phone. we try to keep calm. we sign, smile and go on break

>>21762453
Seconded.

>>21762430
Try to talk your way out of it

you know damn well they record the calls, tell her to listen to it.
it's been a shitty day, and you don't need a write up on top of it for something dumb

GET ANGRY

>>21762430
Sign it, I've worked in places like that before, no way they'd ever take our side even if the customer turned up at the office and shanked us.

>>21762430
>Keep on an even emotional keel.
And now we get REALLY ANGRY.

Rolled 19

>>21762472
shit, messed up my roll

Sign it, try and chill.

if something happens while we're on break, though, we're flipping shit

>>21762449
So clearly the best idea is to do a Demonic Dating Sim Quest.

>>21762508
Onii-chan, onii-chan, wake up, I brought you the souls of the damned, uguu~

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>>21762508
If you don't like things, learn to ignore them, you glorious winged faggot.

>>21762534
the rage in your comment and the peace of the gif make a very beatiful contrast.

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"Sure, okay, whatever," you say. You lean over and sign it. Third one this month, which means you're going to have to come in for an extra meeting where they threaten to fire you for awhile. The blood is pounding in your ears so loudly now that you barely hear your supervisor advising you to go take your break.

Five minutes later your head is down on the shitty breakroom table, eyes closed. A half-eaten bag of overpriced M&Ms is on the table. You made it halfway through the bag before a cavity started hurting you. A cavity this job doesn't give you the insurance to get filled.

"Good evening, Mister Russell. It's a pleasure to meet you, since we're going to be working together."

You raise your head. Some weird guy is there. Probably new? Usually they don't stick new guys with the overnight, though. And they usually don't look like barely-animated grinning corpses, either.

"Hey, I'm James. You are...?" you ask.

"Renfield. It appears you've been delivered to my realm a little ahead of schedule."

You notice the room has changed. What was formerly a charmless mess of pastels and off-whites looks...dingy. Like it hasn't been cleaned in years. The light changed, too. Too harsh and glaring over the table, but just outside of the light the shadows are so thick you can barely see the edges of the room.

"Welcome," he says, "to the Midnight Shift!"

>The what?
>What happened to the light?
>Have we met?

>>21762619
>whatever
We Squall now.

>>21762619
I'm gonna go with a "What"

>>21762619
"i've been doing midnight shift for the last year, and I've never seen you. what is this?"

>was esianpp

>>21762619
>>Have we met?

>>21762619
>What happened to the light?

"I was relaxing, maybe even was going to get to rest my eyes, and then this happens. Come on man, not cool."

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>>21762619
>itfuckingbegins.jpg
What happened to the light?
We have a college degree for fucks sake, we should be able to into physics just a little bit, right?

>>21762619
>>What happened to the light?

>>21762659
our degree could be in something useless like 'womens studies'.

In fact based on our job, it is very likely we have a useless degree.

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"I've been on the midnight shift for awhile," you say. The anger - or the sense of your blood pounding so hard it might rupture something - is growing stronger. "Did a light burn out or something?"

"You'll - wait, this is - argh!" Renfield shoots to his feet and clutches his head in his hands, knocking the chair over. He stumbles away a few feet, back to you, muttering something. You catch the words "ignorant fool" being tossed around a lot. A lot of what you think might be cursing in German.

"Hello?" you ask.

"WITH YOU IN A MINUTE," he says. Pulls something out of his jacket pocket and stuff it in his face. As he turns around he wipes a thin trickle of something from the corner of his mouth, staining his already filthy jacket red.

You decide not to focus on that.

"Good sir," he says, trying too hard to sound normal, "You've hated a hole in the universe. You now find yourself in the hidden hour between midnight and twelve oh one, a landscape made of desperation, fear and frustration."

"Sounds legit," you say.

"You're taking this all remarkably well," he says. He pulls a deck of cards from his jacket, the cards as greasy and ragged as his clothes.

"If I'm being honest, I'm kinda assuming I'm either asleep or I had a stroke," you say. "Besides, this sounds similar to some creepypasta about a similar thing happening in Japanese high schools. Are you going to make me do a tarot reading?"

"Ha ha ha ha, no. Well, kinda," he says. He finishes shuffling, sets the deck between the two of you. "Cut the deck and draw a card, would you?"

>roll 2d4, taking first responder

Rolled 12

>>21762619
"'The Midnight Shift'? I'm already on the Midnight shift, pal."

Rolled 1, 4 = 5

>>21762765
Death because we angsty

Rolled 2, 1 = 3

>>21762765

Rolled 2, 1 = 3

>>21762781

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

>>21762765
BRING IT

Rolled 2, 2 = 4

I think i've seen this magic trick on youtube.

Rolled 1, 2 = 3

>>21762765

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>>21762803

>Table 1: Jack Queen King Ace
>Table 2: Hearts Spades Diamonds Clubs

Jack of Clubs it is.

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>>21762834

That was supposed to go to >>21762797 before I clicked the wrong response.

Professionalism, right?

>>21762834
Jack of clubs?!?! JACK OF CLUBS?!?!??! BITCH, THE CLUB CANT EVEN HANDLE ME RIGHT NOW

>>21762844
Son, not even you can handle you right now. Now chill out and [ ] imbibe liquor

Jack of Clubs?

Yea i'd like to jack off work and go to the clubs, but bills man, fucking bills.

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Rolled 1, 1 = 2

>>21762841
Indeed, Mr. Renfield. Although the decor is tre 1940's grease, and I mean that literally. You should get some blue carpet laid down in here, maybe hire a secretary or two, spice the place up a bit.

And take a shower. Definitely take a shower.

>>21762898
Damn it Char.

>>21762906
Hahahahahaa!

*sigh*

You cut the deck and flip over a card. The Jack of Clubs.

"Interesting," Renfield says. "Historically the Clubs replaced the Wands. I guess that explains how your powers will be expressing themselves. The Jack is equivalent to the page. So, Page of Wands."

"What about the Knight? I thought the Jack took over the Knight."

"I don't think you're ready to call yourself the Knight of Wands just yet, boy," he mutters, stuffing the cards back into his jacket. "You're going to be lucky to make it out of the night alive. Then we can talk."

"Wait, what do you - "

"You seem familiar with the basics. Somewhere in this labyrinth you'll find yourself," he says. "If you tame it, you'll survive. If you don't then I'll send some flowers to your funeral."

He stands and puts out his hand. You shake it, barely aware of what you're doing.

"Good evening, Mister Russell. I truly hope we can continue to work together in the days to come."

With that he walks out of the breakroom. You run after. No sign of him in the hall.

More problematic, this isn't the office you were working in. It's similar, but yours wasn't cavernous, covered in shadows and blood-stained as far as the eye can see. The raw anger in your chest surges.

>what was James' degree in? roll 1d100

Rolled 64

>>21762964

Rolled 5

>>21762964
Engineering!

Rolled 46

>>21762964

Rolled 51

>>21762964
Phsyical Sciences

Rolled 60

>>21762964
Disco

Rolled 7

>>21762964
come on art history!

>>21762964
>James Russell
>Jim Russell
>Jimmy Russell
You sneaky bastard

Rolled 45

>>21762964
Wait, we're in a labyrinth, not a maze? awesome.

Rolled 53

>>21762964
Clearly, his degree was the best degree ever

Rolled 8

>>21762980
Or maybe he graduated Annapolis with a degree in Infiltration Tactics and Hostage Negotiations?

With a Minor in Pain?

Rolled 41

>>21762964
Theoretical Physics

>>21762998
You didn't catch that before? It was a toss-up between being named that or being named after the dude in the matrix

>>21762987
Oh god.

Crazy dancer time now?

Rolled 52

>>21762964
Psychology

>>21763007
Just joined the thread

>>21763002
>Those horrible rolls
/tg/ dice are telling you something

Rolled 51

Degree in Asian American Studies

>>21762979
I forgot a degree, didn't I. Greek mythology.

Rolled 27

>>21762964

Communications.

>>21763012
NotAnon got a 64, but didn't specify. So, if High = good, then it's...

>>21763026
...Greek Mythology.

The hell do you do with that, anyway?

>>21763035

Work in a shitty call center, apparently.

>>21763035
write books

>>21763035
Seduce mythical beasts

>>21763035
Know how to get out of a labyrinth.
>Minotaurs

>>21763035
So chances are we're going to know the story behind our persona?

Rolled 45

>>21762964
Architecture.

Rolled 14

Fringe Science

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>>21763046
>Seduce mythical beasts
Now see here! That's a most excellent suggestion! I approve.

>>21763048
Did you remember to bring a magic ball ball of twine to work with you today? Because I'm fresh out. All I have is this here rope, because Engineering.

>>21763060
THAT... would be a well placed use of our theoretical degree. Assuming said personal hails from Greek legends. They did in 2, but not so much in 3 and 4. Too much Shin Megumi Tensei and Digital Devil Saga getting in there.

Rolled 22

>>21763060
Provided it's greek, sure. We could just as easily end up with some other crazy-obscure thing from mythology.

Also, Graphic Design degree roll go.

Rolled 15

Anthropology.

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Rolled 69

Erotic Media as a torture device.

Rolled 90

Quantum physics up in this motherfucker

Rolled 18

>>21762964
Dance and other Performing Arts.

>>21763106
Well then.

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>>21763100
>69
Well well well.

Rolled 50

Magic.

our degree was obtained through mail order

>>21763106
Well shit. We positive and negative spin now.

>>21763106
Nice!

>>21763088
>not seducing your persona
We will make them our loving guardian(s)!

>>21763106
Why are we working in a shitty call center with a quantum physics degree?

Rolled 51

>>21763106
...how do we weaponize this shit?

>>21763121
Where the fuck are we going to work with a quantum physics degree?

>>21763123
Clearly our persona will be schrodinger's cat

>>21763121
Because economy

>>21763129
What he said.

>>21763123
My hand may or may not be holding a detonator for an explosive that may or may not be in your pants?

>>21763128
>inb4 Alucard

Rolled 47

Child Psychology

>>21763121
Bachelors aint worth shit in physical sciences. Clearly we were too lazy to do anything postgrad

>>21763128
So out persona will be invincible as long as no-one can see it.

Rolled 82

>>21763137
I suppose we could have a fake degree in vampire hunting

Rolled 40

>>21763128
so wether or not we have a persona depends entirely upon who is looking and wether they observe our position or velocity?

>>21763124
CERN, LHC, a lot of colleges.
>>21763088
Labyrinths only have one path through them. You don't need a guide through.

>>21763128
Just a big box, that opens up, and a giant cat grabs the enemy and pulls them in. It shakes around a bit, and then stops moving.

>>21763149
They may or may not be dead

>>21763149
BUT IS THE ENEMY DEAD OR ALIVE?!?!?!?!?!

You were a student once, focused on quantum physics. Made it out with a degree that didn't prepare you for a goddamn thing in the world.

You avoid the cubicles for now. They're poorly lit - worse than the rest of the place is, at least - and something in there seems to be moving. You take a hallway north for now.

Turned out there's not a lot you can do with a bachelor's in quantum physics You can send out grad school applications and keep working a terrible job that makes you hate yourself. Hate the world around you. Hate your more successful friends who've fallen out of touch with you as they move on to proper jobs.

Something smells like it's burning. You look down to see a bit of smoke rising from the ground. Specifically where your feet are touching it. You step forward again. The carpet beneath your feet continues to smolder. Your face begins to feel flush - fuck, your entire body does. Too much heat.

>keep going north, see what's waiting there.
>turn back, check the hallway south. we're not prepared to fight.
>we seem to be generating a lot of heat. maybe...maybe we experiment to find out the extent to which we're generating heat.

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>>21763121
Never sleep with all four of the head researchers daughters. It was awesome and we got bro points for it but we're untouchable in the academic community now.

>>21763100
Can we have this as a minor or a hobby? The irony of the roll is just troo delicious to pass up.

>>21763158
Clearly we do science

Rolled 85

>>21763158
>>we seem to be generating a lot of heat. maybe...maybe we experiment to find out the extent to which we're generating heat.

I CAST QUANTUM MISSILE ON THE DARKNESS

>>21763158
>>we seem to be generating a lot of heat. maybe...maybe we experiment to find out the extent to which we're generating heat.

God damn it we're going to use our fucking degree. We worked too hard for this degree not to use it and you know what we've gotten from it? Nothing except for a lot of fuckers making Schrodinger's Cat jokes.

>>21763158
>>we seem to be generating a lot of heat. maybe...maybe we experiment to find out the extent to which we're generating heat.

Rolled 77

>>21763158
>>we seem to be generating a lot of heat. maybe...maybe we experiment to find out the extent to which we're generating heat.

>>21763158
>Turned out there's not a lot you can do with a bachelor's in quantum physics You can send out grad school applications and keep working a terrible job that makes you hate yourself. Hate the world around you. Hate your more successful friends who've fallen out of touch with you as they move on to proper jobs.
>Angry nerd who went for a seemingly-cool science major, without a real doctorate

Can we be a supervillain? Please?

All these grad schools failing to recognize our genius, stuck working in a dead-end job where everyone hates our very existence... We're totally a mad scientist in the making.

Rolled 54

>>21763158
Let's figure out how hot we're getting. Does stuff we hold or touch start to burn too? Does this hand of ours glow with an awesome power?

>>21763158
As a man with a quantum physics degree we should know some traditional physics. Therefore, EXPERIMENT

>>21763158
Time for an experiment!

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>we seem to be generating a lot of heat. maybe...maybe we experiment to find out the extent to which we're generating heat.

SCIENCE!!

>>21763121

A lot of sciences have degrees that are basically worthless unless you get a master's. At this point James is still trying to get into grad school, but he's having trouble finding a program that he can afford.

>>21763177
Or a pre-Black Mesa Pre-name change Gordon Freeman.

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>>21763158
>>21763166
Yes. Science.

>>21763189
>At this point James is still trying to get into grad school, but he's having trouble finding a program that he can afford.
Supervillainy could pay the bills if we did it right.

>>21763189
He should rob a bank.

>>21763166
>>21763170
>>21763171
>>21763172
>>21763176
>>21763183
>>21763184
>>21763185
>>21763188
We're clearly doing science.

Rolled 96

>>21763198
with a persona and a hidden hour to do shit in, we will

>>21763196
...I love how we are an Angry Scientist.

>>21763158
>Turn back

Time to do some experimenting. Our hobby of using erotic fiction as a weapon combined with our bachelors in quantum physics should allow us to use this heat to our advantage somehow.

But we need to experiment with it before we can weaponize it.

>>21763177
>THIS. FUCKING THIS.
>What're we gonna do tonight, Jimmy?
>We're gonna do the same thing we do every night, persona...take over the world!

I don't know the first fucking thing about Persona and I can already tell I'm going to love this quest.

>>21763204
>That roll
Welp, supervillainy here we come.

>>21763204
>96
it is settled.

we use our extra hour to accumulate dosh

>>21763217
Actually, isn't persona about being mentally sound and well-adjusted?

Supervillainy may be the worst possible idea.

It'll be fun while it lasts, though.

>>21763233
Clearly we form a society of villains and focus on giving back to the community

>>21763233
Adachi and his persona would disagree.

>>21763233
I'm sure there's some well-adjusted supervillains out there

>>21763252
like that mayor from... was it Buffy? the one that wanted to be a snake demon.

>>21763255
Yup, it was Buffy. He was polite, well mannered, and they blew up the school to kill him.

>>21763255
I entirely would not mind being superscience Mayor Wilkins.

We seem a bit too silently enraged for that though.

Mind you, the mayor did occasionally boil over.

>>21763158
We're not prepared to fight. Let's brave the breakroom and arm ourselves with pic related.

We are a quantum physicist who hated a hole in reality, and it is time to do science.

>>21763276
Is this some kind of subtle schrodinger's cat joke?

Speaking of science, I'm off to a lab.

Hopefully this thread'll still be up in a couple of hours.

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>21763276
>2012
>not able to attach images
>amieventrying.tiff

>>21763233
Look brah, some people are just born crazy. The best thing they can do is adjust their behaviour and try to fit in and let their freak flag fly where the normals can't see it.

Our boy Jimmy is a total freak, he's one of the most talented quantum physics scientists of his genion but nobody racognizes it 'cause he doesn't have 3 letters tacked onto the end of his name. He can't pay the lls to get those initials so there's only one answer.

Robbin' banks.

Am I right?

I'm right.

Lets go rob a bank.

>>21763288
Disregard me, didn't read your post title. Sage because I derped

>>21763298
I derped too. The pic is >>21763293

sagefest.

>>21763278
Dude, if we get hot enough we could initiate fusion.

>>21763294
Well, I'm sold.

"Okay, I seem to be generating heat," you say. To nobody in particular, but it seems like making some observations could help. "Also a psychological change of sorts. Anger? I feel the angriest I've ever been, but it won't stop. Seems to escalate."

You search for a combustible material. Paper? Combustion point for paper is something like four hundred degrees, right?

You veer from the hallway into the cubicles, hoping to find some scratch paper or a notebook or something. You go through some drawers (careful to touch as little as possible) until you find someone's appointment calender.

You tear out a page at random. The color changes, similar to how a piece of paper too close to the oven will change its texture and color, but nothing's really happened yet.

The page itself is...strange. It's for last month. Random dates are crossed out entirely. Others are filled with things that nobody would write down. Wanted to fuck neighbor, didn't work up the nerve. Nearly told younger daughter she's my least favorite child. Dream of suicide, woke up crying without knowing why.

The paper finally ignites in your hand. The pounding in your head is so strong that the corners of your vision are starting to go dark with each pulse of your heart.

"I seem to be...growing angrier. And hotter." You stumble back to the path. You touch the wall for balance, turning some of the blood on the wall to steam. "Temperature rising."

>lore check. roll 1d20 for remembering the creepypasta that described that japanese high school case

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>>21762619
>A cavity this job doesn't give you the insurance to get filled.
It's for the millions of Americans like this that I introduced my new medical insurance reforms.

>>21763294
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. First we need to figure out this heat shit. When and if the time comes, banks will be robbed.

>>21763252
Victor Von Doom: Ruler of Lativa. The United States of America has been trying to get the people of Lativa to rise and overthrow him for years. No one will, because Doom is apparently a benevolent ruler. He just hates Reed Richards and Tony Stark for not recognizing the true genius that is DOOM.

Magneto: Rules the Savage lands, father of two, well loved my those mutant persecuted by mainstream humanity because his power protects them from Sentinal Purges and military strikes. He fights an ideological war with his once friend Charles Xavier, which tends to lead to clashes between opposing sides 'away mission' teams.

Lex Luthor. Believes Superman to be a threat to humanity. Founds Lexcorp to create weapons capable of withstanding the full fury of Superman, the strongest man on Earth. While stealing pies on the side.

Rolled 3

>>21763316
Oh /tg/ dice, please don't let me roll like in HoboQuest.

Rolled 3

>>21763316
Rollan

Rolled 17

>>21763316

>>21763331
MOTHER FUCKER.

Rolled 17

>>21763316
Clearly as a quantum physicist we have an excellent memory

Rolled 16

>>21763316
BEGIN OUR PATH TO SUPERVILLIANY

>>21763334
Holy fuck we both rolled threes
.>>21763331

/tg/, why do you hate me so?

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Rolled 4

>>21763316
Creepy pasta? it was the creepiest!

Hot chicks, though.

Rolled 6

>>21763331
>>21763334
>>21763335
>>21763339
>3
>3
>17
>17
what the fuck?

>>21763343
Because the dice gods do not favor us

Rolled 14

>>21763331
>>21763334
It begins...

>>21763351
It's a sign of things to come.

Rolled 7

>>21763316
We have a fantastic memory, goddamnit.

>>21763351
Hey, can we combine these four and make two twenties?

Rolled 17

I will save the day with a splendind 20. also being the villain os so 90s.

Rolled 20

>>21763316
>Japanese curses
We dun goofed.

>>21763374
tha fuck. Swear to god char, if you roll a 1...

>>21763374
>OHGODWHY.jpg
Roll faster, damn you!

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Rolled 9

>>21763355
Hell, I've been rolling shit all day. So much for my 20 streak.

/tg/ dice!

>>21763374
You, however, did not! Everyone stop rolling before we beef it.

We got double dubs surely that's some kind of luck...

>>21763393
This isn't Blorp's Ogre Civ Quest, son.

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Rolled 11

>>21763316
Hatred is clearly our source of power. Hatred and rage.

We clearly must learn to weaponize FEELs.

Rolled 1

>>21763316
> "Temperature rising."
Lord A-mighty.

>>21763411
SIR, KINDLY PLEASE FUCK OFF

>>21763415
fuck you. Just. Fuck you. brace for vore.

>>21763411
STOP ROLLING.
We're near an 11 average. There's not much more we can do.

>>21763415
Ah shit son.

Rolled 14

>>21763415
YOU

CHEEKY

GIT

Rolled 4

>>21763415
Come to my operating table, where I will do horrible things to you.

>>21763443
More like Doctor Mengele Is In

>>21763374

It's been awhile since you read the Creepypasta on fightchan's /x/ board. You used to get drunk and troll their page when you were in school.

Persona. That's what it was called. During a midnight hour you enter a mysterious space and face down your inner demon. Or your friends do it for you. The manifestation of your inner emotional strife.

There was also something about the guy this happened to dating five women at once. Or he only dates one but he's got a choice. Or he dates some guy named Yosuke. That part seems to get changed at random.

As you move north you see stairs. Coming from somewhere upstairs is a drumbeat pounding in tune to your heart. Something up there is roaring, angry.

Time to head up.

>>21763443
Dr Kevorkian, please report to the operating room

>>21763456
We should rise temp until we can burn holes in walls. Or we burn ourselves up, either is a good choice.

>>21763456
>Implying Kanji route wasn't canon

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>>21763456
AW FUCK YEAH
IT'S GAME TIME

>>21763463
>only until we can burn holes in stuff
We go until we reach hydrogen's heat of fusion.

>>21763426
You do know this isn't PapaN, right?
Looks like you don't, so no, it's not PapaN. As you can see by the "Street Fighting Man" in the namefeild.

Anyway, if rolling works like the last quest, the one will just cancel out the 20, and we'll be left with the highest other roll, which was a 17.

Although rather than it being both ways, it might have been that a 20 overrides a 1, and the other way around doesn't, in which case we're good.

I hope this quest doesn't end with dating simulator-like bullshit, that crap ruined the P3 and P4.

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So am I the only one who thinks the demons should be running?

>>21763456

You stumble your way up the stairs, the ringing in your head almost too much to take.

There's only one door ahead. Fuck it, you think, putting your hand on the knob. It begins to heat up under your hand, glowing a dull red. Time to see what's in there.

>roll 1d100 and give me an image for our horrible inner turmoil given form

>>21763477
Unless you plan on trying to date Renfield, who I'm pretty sure ate a bug when we weren't looking, the best way to avoid that sort of thing is just not to bring it up.

Rolled 61

>>21763487
Demons run when a good man goes to war.
>>21763491
A beaten up old teddy bear, with one eye dangling. Staring at you, always staring.

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>>21763467
>Implying Elizabeth wasn't best girl.

>>21763472
..that would lead us to auto-ignition, Captain. That we're feeling the heat probably means we're not immune to spontaneous human combustion.

>>21763473
We're both playing HoboQuest as well, at the moment. Plenty of vore there. Enough that Papa-N pops in to watch.

Rolled 56

>>21763491
A ferocious dickbeast, because as a scientist we are sexually repressed and not comfortable with it

Rolled 68

>>21763491
NOT THE NOODLE INCIDENT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Rolled 61

>>21763491
EITHER GET RUNNING OR BE MY BITH I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR ANIME BATTLE AT THE CENTER OF THE MIND BUSHIT

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Rolled 39

WASTELAND STYLE!

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Rolled 68

>>21763491

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Rolled 85

>>21763491

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Rolled 55

>>21763491
the capthca calls him Lord trCount. I suppose he means Lord Tricunt.

Rolled 73

Image? See: >>21763508
THANATOS! COME!

Rolled 18

>>21763491
Bloodthirster

NOTHING ELSE MAY ENCAPSULATE OUR ANGER

Rolled 54

>>21763491
A many-armed, many-headed creature screeching into dozens of phones.

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Rolled 37

>>21763491

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Rolled 32

>>21763428
>near an 11 average
Seriously, why are there so many people who think we're using the wrong mechanics?

>>21763491
I have seen into the heart of darkness.

Rolled 50

>>21763508
bah. We need to do it. FOR SCIENCE.

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Rolled 14

>>21763491
We're pretty upset.

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Rolled 82

>>21763491

File: 1353964693946.gif-(2.9 MB, 250x189, BearRush.gif)

Rolled 43

>>21763491
we are irate

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Rolled 36

>>21763491

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>>21763496

But he's so dreamy!

>>21763473

I usually go with the high roll for these things, or the first crit in either direction.

If it had been a 1 then James would have misremembered the copypasta as the plot of Fatal Frame 2 and gone searching for a camera.

My status as the questrunner keeps me from rolling, otherwise this would be my choice.

Those demons are entering a world of hurt.

Rolled 58

>>21763546

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Rolled 16

>>21763491

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Rolled 39

Everyone has a little woody in them.

Rolled 81

>>21763506
Well, since we can apparently reroll

Rolled 61

in before it's Mara

"WHY AM I SUCH A DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK"

Rolled 88

>>21763491
A jumble of elementary particles, all of them is different spins simultaneously, formed into a vaguely human shape.

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Rolled 86

>>21763491
Only choice.

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Rolled 61

>>21763491
Anger rising!

Eagle roller here. Good to see you again, SFM. You should probably get a new name for this quest.

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Rolled 41

>>21763518
WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE JOKE ROLLS THAT ARE HIGH

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Rolled 1

Rage you say?

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Rolled 75

>>21763491

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Rolled 64

FUCKHEADS!

Rolled 33

>>21763574
Because seriousness is optional.

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Rolled 65

>>21763491
A Granfalloon which consist of the bodies of our former friends and schoolmates.

Rolled 35

>>21763584
YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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Rolled 67

>>21763491

>>21763584
I lol'd.

Rolled 46

>>21763590
Also, because Donald Duck would be a pretty hilarious avatar of sheer anger, don't you think?