Rori and Murray.

>>21888850
i remember rolling for this before and getting calymure twice, would that mean i get two, she gets a second year, or i cure her

>>21888951
Wait I have to roll? Nevermind.

Rolled 28, 45 + 1 = 74

2d65 for friends, 1d24 for enemies

>>21889039
not required, just helps for those that want things randomized

>>21889049
>friends
groper, biff beastly
>enemy
kenny

oh god, i'm never getting near a woman again

Bones and Bones, fuck you I can pick bones twice because he's the best.

Libral & Bastion with Darklord Dennis as my rival.

Make Libral conjure game materials and DM for us until Dennis gets cheetoh dust on the books and I get turned into a ferret for it.

Live the rest of my life as part of a ferret and cat animal duo with Bastion and go on light-hearted disney-esque adventures until something eats us.

Balbamon and Murray

My only companion is a talking sword and someone I don't see.

Totally worth it though

Solitude mode: Womba Womba and Cantelo.
Hard mode: Boleslava and Gupi (Until Year 4 in which FUCK YEAH DRAGON)
Bro mode: Bones and Belz Buzz

Hilarious as shit mode: Mortimer and Bablamon. Man I want to take these guys just for the comments. My sides would be lost on an hourly basis.

Gupi and Bablamon.

It's the long game you need to worry about as resources become more and more scarce on the island.

>>21889021
I'd just reroll for a new friend. Calymure is one of the worst characters to have two of.

Need to team up with someone who chooses Rori then accidentally swap her with my Rori.

Way I see it is if we are cruel to each others Rori's she won't disappear so we can both rape her as much as we want so long as she doesn't realize the swap was on purpose.

Gilligan and cantelo like always, but I will make pico my rival. Fuck you pico, you stay the fuck away from my perogis. No one else gives me shit but you. I hope lazarus eats you when I leave with my two hella funtime bros.

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>Claymure
>Female
>Engaged to a beautiful princess

Here we go!

>>21889245
Whoa, /tg/, whoa. This is supposed to be /d/-lite dude.

Besides, RAW she vanishes if you're cruel to her anyway, whether she knows it or not.

Anyway, does Rori come with enough spare girl clothes for Rolf too?

Allies: Binky and Kazoo
Rival: Darklord Dennis

>>21889399
In that case I just need to kidnap someone else Rori without their permission.

Should get around RAW restrictions but is definitely more risky and I don't make a rape bro in the process. Oh well.

I usually pick Binky and Bones but I see there's some new friends available. I want to take Sprocket but I can't drop Bones and if I drop Binky I've got no combat capable friends.

Woe is me, I'll just have to try and make some friends with players while I'm there. Anyone who doesn't aim to make a Hell Funtime Hangout ain't a Funtime dude after all.

>>21889221
This.

The best plan would be to bring one friend with strong early-game potential for before you team up with others, and one friend with late-game strength, or at least one that will keep producing resources.

For me, I'd choose Womba Womba (early game) and Audrey (usefulness doesn't diminish, ability to mend wounds make alliances more profitable than killing me for my gear).

Making allies is important, because by the end we're going to be fighting over food, resources and the safest territories. Especially once people start dying and they leaving behind neutral-aligned monsters and magical beings to roam the island. Shit like Waiburn, Kenny and Ozrus will just make the island even more dangerous once their "players" die.

>>21888850
Libral and Cantelo

Hella Funtime needs some PVP incentives IMO otherwise it's too easy for players to get along and share all their buddies.

Something like Btooom! or Battle Royale, maybe less extreme, but it needs something to round out the game.

Omeo Brain and Doldorf

>>21889420
I think the implication is that she can poof off if she's unhappy with her company. Technicalities won't help.

Besides, why be mean? I see no reason you can't be nice and still tap that. Question is who to get for your other companion that won't be a problem. Wumba wumba is probably the safest bet, since she's useless in a fight.

>>21889420
>and I don't make a rape bro in the process. Oh well.
I suppose even when one optimizes and uses loopholes one can't have everything.

>>21889489
Well the only way I'd ever take Rori is if I could swap her off, she is kinda useless, and having to be nice to her on top of her fairly useless abilities wouldn't be worth it.

The way I see Rori is hard mode friend and I'd prefer to optimize my run through if I can't loophole her into slave mode.

>>21889472
Some people are dicks and will try to wreck your shit anyway. They don't need an incentive. There's also the neutral friends with darkness in their hearts to watch out for.

>Not choosing Kazoo

Enjoy dying of dehydration after I have harvested all of the coconuts.

Can I get books which can teach me how to do magic? Because if so, I want Libral and Clanker. Not too good in a fight before I get some magic experience, but having both a large store of knowledge and a lot of high-quality rope would probably make it easy to make friends. And that's not even counting the benefits of learning magic.

Also, Clanker's webs can pull double duty as both home defense and food catching. Any further food problems can most likely be solved with help from "how to survive in the wilderness" books from Libral

Bastion and Gilligan as friends
And Pico for enemy.

>>21889535
People are dicks online when it can't hurt them. They tend to hide the fact that their dicks when they're stranded on a desert island and have no real reason not too stir shit since they might die as a result.

Also scarcity of food isn't a problem given all the followers that can produce food so that won't drive conflict.

>>21889560
>They tend to hide the fact that their dicks when they're stranded on a desert island and have no real reason not too stir shit since they might die as a result

Unless, of course, they know they're going to die anyway. Then they'll be dicks without retribution, because anyone that says or does anything to them is, by most measures, automatically a bigger dick than they are.

>>21889312
Pretty sure Calymure is male and him being confused for a female is a Zelda shout-out, because he's obviously a Link expy, and Grendolf sounds like Ganondorf.

I- I don't want my husbando to be a woman...

>>21889539
Audrey can make all the coconuts I need, thanks.

>>21889560
Then my next guess is to make a hella funtime friend((or baddie)) that forces players to fight other friends or players. Like a sadistic "gamemaster" or a hunter that only hunts other hella funtime friends, whether it be good or bad.

>>21889604
Name is pink, indicating female. Also long braided hair.

>>21889604
Nope, her name is in pink, with the text at the top confirms to equal girl.

She wouldn't be interested in you anyway; she has her princess. plus the whole dying thing.

Rolled 38, 47 = 85

>>21888850
Rollan for buddies

Rolled 60, 44 = 104

Rolling buddies

Rolled 4

>>21889724
Two animals? Not great for conversation but at least they're cute...well, the second one is anyway. Bismark will let me be high and drunk constantly though so that might be cool. Now time for baddies.

Fordee and Mrs. Pepper

Paul covers food and drinks.
Magi Salket covers wounds and disease.
Set up camp by the beach and hope I friend up with some combat bros.
Rival is Pico.

>>21889560
Well, each player has a baddie counterpart. So they are forced to fight at least once.

And even if nobody decides to kill eachother for their resources, considering we're stuck on an island for four years, there will likely be people who would attempt rape when they encounter a female player. (In a realistic situation I don't think anybody would actually want to try and take advantage of Rori since that means you just cut your chance of survival in half for something trivial.)

And I guarantee some players would let their power get to their head, considering some of them will have magic guns and DRAGON MOUNTS.

Also whoever screws up taking Magi Selket is going to leave behind a gigantic, man-eating, regenerating, TELEPORTING scorpion.

Can I have 2 Cantello's?
There cute and loyal and I think I'm a decent enough fighter to be by myself I just have to be careful

Rolled 15

>>21889765
>Fordee
Well, not ideal being that she's got a big fat weak point which absolutely fucks me over if it gets destroyed, but hey, replicating abilities is nice.
>Gary
...this could go over either very well or very poorly depending on what "horrible power" is. Also I don't know how useful gold would be on an island like this one...

anyway rolling for baddies

>>21889769
I mean Mr. Pepper

>>21889828
Take a cantelo and a mantelo then. If you take a baddie as a friend they won't be as inclined to eviscerate you or whatever other terrible thing they do, but living with them will still be a bitch. Not to mention mantelo will look to rape FemPCs and cantelo's

actually what am I thinking, that's a stupid Idea. I just feel taking a baddie as a buddy is being under utilized here.

>>21889848
I don't see any practical application to Gary besides combining him with Binky or Sprocket to make a pimp-as-fuck gold fortress, and to keep Crimseleno satisfied.

Presumably he can also instagib Womba Womba, being a stone golem.

>>21889823
Rori + Lucky.

Don't need rape when I have Lucky.

Rolled 2

>>21889848
>Darklord Dennis
oh good, nothing that would actively try to destroy Fordee. Although I'd hate to have him as a rival and Libral as an ally. Those cheeto hands, man... *shudder*

>>21889894
Well what about the vague promise of "horrible power" that is contained within the mask? That could be either helpful or harmful

>>21889890
It doesn't say Cantelo and Mantelo don't get along. You'd probably end up with a litter of Cantelo babbies, giving you a ton of extra lives.

>>21889898
Have fun getting punched in the dick by a Pokemon and then dying two days later because neither of your friends do anything useful.

>>21889941
And you have to live with the fact that you will be sacrificing a living being every time you have a terrible disease and want to live.

Cantelo is one of those things where unless you are a hearless bastard, you will leave be.

>>21889890
I guess both would be cool besides the mentelo eating my face when it starves, but I'm guessing it's a good enough hunter on its own and the Cantelo will calm it down.

Wait are Cantelo and Mantelo the same species or different, because if they're different I'm taking two Cantelos

>>21889973
Who says Rori can't be useful? It doesn't say she CAN'T help build shit and find food. Just that she can't protect either of us.

>>21889991
*heartless

>>21889941
How common are horrible diseases on this Island.
Besides I want Cantelo for the cute and loyalty factor not the Disease thing. I don't want her to sacrifice herself and I'm afraid she would if I couldn't tell her not to.

Guys, the obvious answer is Bastion & Lucky with Pico as our antagonist.

>>21890032
Do you have any idea how many vaccinations you need to take before traveling to most tropical islands?

You definitely don't have most of them unless you've specifically sought them out for travel.

>>21889993
I'm not sure. I think they are of the same species, but the way its worded and how the HFTF are organized I could be wrong too. Like males are a seperate species from females or something.

>>21890051
I've already been to Haiti and gotten all the vaccines for that. So am I good?

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Rolled 61, 12 + 1 = 74

Oh boy! An updated Hella Fun Time Friends. I wish I had saved all of the write fagging I did the last time I made a team. Ah well, rolling again for the new list.

>>21890075
It really depends on where this island is. If it's near south east asia then no you're not.

Rolled 5, 28 + 1 = 34

Oh god what am I rolling.

>>21890103
anything flirty I guess.

what does Bablamon's cringe worthy humor entail

>>21890144
>I guess you could say he's chop suey!
>Said after you kill paul.

These are some bad choices, really.

Sprocket and... Mortimer.

My foeman would be... Paul. He looks like a smug, irritating fuck.

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>>21889922
Time to share my conspiracy theories: Gary's horrible power is mind-control. Because he's posessing Cleptsy.

Sprocket is made from the remodelled parts of Archie.

Gwendolyn killed Frostbite.

Xemiel stole the King of Diamond's wand but is corrupt by its power at the end of the game.

Calymure is a girl.

Darklord Dennis' sister is Rori.

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Rolled 12, 9 = 21

>>21890116
>Gilligan
>Groper
WELP, I'M FUCKING DEAD
Unless I get really fucking lucky and spawn near water. And become a fish.

>>21889133
my nigga. Going insane is never so much fun.

Rolled 31, 39 + 1 = 71

>>21890079
>Kazoo and Zambi
>Kenny

Whelp, my friends are pretty worthless in a fight. Best bet would be make tons of friends by bartering purified water and Zambi's herb. No idea what to do about Kenny.

>>21888850

Would a Cantelo/Calymure combo work? You get Cantelo to sacrifice itself to cure Calymure's illness (if it counts as that) and then you get an invincible hero for 4 years, making it just a matter of holding out.

>>21890233
Oh good, Kazoo can purify the bong water.

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Friends: Paul & Cantelo
Nemesis: Dennis

Face it, we're the mostly ordinary gang and we're doing the island a favor.

>>21890243
Interesting idea, but I think it's a curse, not an illness.

Although... would it be possible to actively seek out and attempt to defeat Grendolf before the first year is up and get him to lift the curse, by diplomatic or physical force?

Which ones can I fuck?

>>21890171
Let me fix that last one for you
Darklord Dennis' sister is Lilium

>>21890243
only invincible in a fair fight, and since lots of battles are now going to be 3 on 2, fair instantly goes out the window, and that's not even counting traps and dirty fighting

>>21890079
Template required.

>>21890284
I'd fuck Kazoo personally. That or maybe Bablamon

>>21890284
>asking this
>on /tg/
Its like You've never dreampt of fucking the sun

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>>21890333
>fucking the sun
>only one
this is /tg/, here not only to we come with the force of 1000 suns and calculate the speed of our ejaculate, but we cum in 1000 suns that make up part of our stellar harem

>>21890281
>"His most deadly magicks were stripped away when he was defeated by a certain legendary hero."

I think the implication is that Calymure killed Grendolf, and during their battle he cursed her. Then he revived as an Lich with lesser powers.

I don't think he'd want to help Calymure anytime soon.

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Rolled 27, 6 + 1 = 34

>>21890314
I trimmed out some of the stuff I didn't want to bother with in my image, but this is the full version that I have.

>>21890284
Most have some sort of catch that keeps you from fucking them. Or at least the ones that most people would fuck.

>>21890284
The Zangan, exclusively.

me calymure, and bablamon (i have stupid sense of humor too) team up and take down grendolf on calymure's last day and have him remove the curse minutes before caly dies. end up recruiting him and then going back to caly's kingdom so grendolf can right his wrongs, caly can get her princess, and the princess can introduce me to her friends
i may not get the zelda expy, but hyrule has tons of nice girls

>captcha
>pope scannum
why yes captcha, if there were female popes i would "scan them"

Rolled 60, 65 + 1 = 126

>>21890458
>>21890233
>>21890079

>All ones for rival
Either Kenny really hates me or my rolling is fucking up.

>>21890490
kenny REALLY hates you

Rolled 50, 50 = 100

>>21890490
I think it's just registering the "1" in the +1d24. So, in other words, spread your rolls over two posts.

Rolled 1, 45 + 1 = 47

go

Rolled 13

>>21890547
okay since the last bit doesn't work

But yeah, pretty fucking manly group so far

Rolled 4, 24 = 28

>>21890527
OH GOD DOUBLE ARK METEO

Does that mean enemies get a major headache?
And I can get two questions answered?
Inb4 Headaches don't stack and what if they ask each other fucking crazy ass questions because they're old as fuck

Rerolling because I don't think having two of the same one counts.

>>21890597
>"Hey Arkmeteo, can I ask you a question?"
>"Yes."

>>21890629
>"...did I just use up my only clear question for the entire year?"
>*insane babbling*

>>21890686
"Hey Arkmeteo, what are the questions and answers to those questions, which I would have asked you if I hadn't thought to ask this question, over the next 50 years?"

Rolled 19

Kenny
Blablamon
rolling for rival

Rolled 7

>>21890752
>Omeo Brain
Slowly going insane with a talking sword.

Libral and Grendolf.

WIZARD QUEST GO!

I'll take an anons idea from this thread, and learn magic from libral, and be close friends with him. And when grendolf shows, we'll beat him! And then we'll be the wizard trifecta! So when the 208th month rolls around, we'll be gods.

What is going on with Libral's design? She might be kind of kawaii if she lost the afro and grew a torso and also limbs.

Is that purple thing a tentacle arm? Is it growing out of the afro like the other purple things? Are those wings or ears? Is the face inside her cape functional and part of her body or is it just a decoration? Is she made of two, or three different creatures including the book with a face?

And more importantly, can she polymorph my enemies or just myself?

>>21890794
>Not choosing Doldorf
Do you even dickwizard?

Also, something I just realized is that, after 4 years those two in the bottom right corner show up.

Rolled 35, 61 = 96

Alrighty let's see

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>>21890906
>Not choosing Libral and Doldorf as your allies, and Grendolf as your rival so you end up with four wizards

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Because.

I just realized how fucking awesome Jeansman is.

Like, holy shit, this nigga can fuck some shit up, when used right. Hell, he gives a reasonable chance of surviving with Gupi or Rori/Rolf. Sure, it's once a day, but fuck, it's awesome.

>>21890906
If you want to go full dickwizard, you need doldorf and mildred. God, I'd kill myself before 4 years.

Rolled 34, 46 = 80

Rolling

>>21890906
We also get to leave after four years so if some reason you choose to stay they're basically your reward and game over screen.

Rolled 21

>>21891055
Hmms. Jeansman and Omeo Brain. Well I guess I'll be clean, and hang out with a crazy brain monster.

Rolling rival.

>>21891058
No, I mean, it says "On your 208th week, blah blah blah shit gets real". I think that means we have to suffer through these bitch ass Pokemon Legendaries fighting for a full week, because it doesn't say "At the very end of the 208th week...." or "On the 209th week....".

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>>21891058
You just have to survive that final day of chaos.

24 hours before you get to leave the island, it erupts into hellfire as a Godzilla-scale battle ensues. SOMEBODY is getting hit by a stray laser or breath of decay.

>>21891111
Maybe you're right. So we all probably die just before we can leave. Just how big are these things anyway? It might be possible to run away for a week or day or however long it may be.

roll

>>21891174
I like to imagine roguelike hellfuntime video game where you've finally managed to survive for four in-game years, against all odds, and party is immediately wiped out by these assholes a turn before you would have won the game, just because you happened to be standing in the wrong spot.

Rolled 4, 29 = 33

rollan

Rolled 40, 65 = 105

>>21891259
asparos and Mr.pepper
decent

Rolled 18

>>21888850
Rolling

Rolled 13

rollin fo' rival

>>21891152
7 days, not 1

Rolled 53

>>21891289
Rolf. Ok. And for the second.

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>>21890458

>>21891295
doldorf
what?

Rolled 36

>>21891305
>>21891289
Wow the Zangan. This is not looking good. Lets see my rival.

>>21891319
I'm so fucked.

>>21891319
rival is red numbers, only roll up to 24

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Does anybody have that Darklord Dennis fic?
I always get a good chuckle from it.

>>21891396
Oh right.

Rolled 16, 65 = 81

Rollan' for my Hella Funtime Adventure Friends!

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>>21890458
Reposting mine from before, but I might make a better one because I kind of want to incorporate Libral now.

Rolled 15

>>21891569
Fug... Okay well how 'bout my Hella Badtime Buzzkill Baddy?

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>>21891310
>>21891600
>tfw I cannot into MS Paint doodling.

>>21891606
At least your badguy is less badguy than your Grendolf.

Rolled 20, 9 = 29

let's see here

>Pascal
>Jeansman
Did I just come up with the best team ever?
Yes. Yes I did.

Rolled 1, 51 + 1 = 53

rollan

Rolled 16

>>21891662
time for baddie

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Somebody tell the creator to make the OP image more MSpaint friendly, I don't like having to erase all this background goop by hand just to create a character sheet..

Rolled 26, 42 + 1 = 69

>>21891683
whoops, somehow failed to notice Grendolf's numbers there

Rolled 21

>>21891724
and apparently you can't roll two different sizes of dice together

Rolled 19, 39 + 1 = 59

rollin it

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Rolled 3

>>21891724
>>21891742
>"friends" are a werewolf-thing that's a bloodthirsty jerk and a cruel-hearted barbecue chicken dispenser
>nemesis shoots me in the face
THIS ADVENTURE ISN'T HELLA FUN
IT ISN'T HELLA FUN AT ALL

Rolled 17

>>21891806

Rollan'

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Rolled 10

>>21891942

Rolled 60, 23 = 83

I'll try to be as analytic as possible.

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Rolled 52, 20 = 72

>>21890512
Why Kenny? Why? Was it because I stopped writing after I just introduced you as a friend?

>>21890527
Probably. I'm re-rolling my team any, Kazoo and Zambi are pretty useless as my two friends.

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Rolled 18

>>21892026
Paul and Baron Rotgut. Now that's more useful. Though the two aren't exactly that friendly. Except on my birthday.

Rolling for rival

>>21891569
>>21891606
Okay, well I don't know how I'm going to pull this off... I mean how am I and some bum that is so dirty that it's magical take on a lich? I mean he's not even alive anymore so I can't just light him on fire and run for dear life.

I'm going to need some serious bro-op for this to work out.

Rolling now, but If I had a choice probably Gwendolyn & Kenny would be who I'd want to be partnered up with.

Rolled 8

>>21892063
Darkforz is quite the terrifying rival, but I think I could avoid him so long as I stay out of 'the jungle' he apparently inhabits.

Rolled 23

>>21892009
>No Heart & Gary
Alright, my chances for survival are slim.. but.. I'd try and find another player who brought Crimseleno and try and bargain with them using my infinite gold rocks. If I found any Pauls, I might be able to pay for food in exchange for some gold, but depending on the number of Garies on the island gold might well be worthless. Although Gary doesn't seem like he'd cause too much trouble for me, he doesn't have any apparent combat abilities and his "horrible curse" makes me worried, but it's too vague to try and discern or elaborate on.

Surviving for four years is likely a complete impossibility since I only have one functional friend which produces no food or shelter, and cannot fight. My only chance is to team up with another player, but I can contribute nothing to the party besides basic physical labour so I doubt anybody would put up with me for long.

Depending on who my rival is, and if I meet No-Heart before I am potentially killed, I'll tell her not to sacrifice herself for me since I'll just end up being killed again anyways and I don't want her to die in vain.

>>21892137
>Orzrus
>Does not sleep, can crush bones and has an enormous appetite
I die the very first time I encounter my rival. I hope the rest of my fellow islanders fare better than I.

Rolled 6, 2 = 8

>>21892107
Ok lets try again

Rolled 1, 23 = 24

>>21892185

OK, It works! Now to put the right dice rolls in...

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>>21892185
>>21892026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT'S HAPPENING

Rolled 14

>>21892192
Friendly muscle and a revive that brings me birthday cake. I'm ok with this. Villain time.

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C-can I bring guns?

>>21892172
Okay well this is >>21892101
I was thinking, maybe we could lure your hella badtime baddy to Dusty Gus, then when it gets tired of him, it can go eat Dennis. I'm sure Gus would be fine with it, I mean he'd just be chewed on for a tiny bit. He can take it.

What's the point of Darkforz anyways? There's too many joke and "dead draw" characters for random selection to be decent.

Rolled 9, 41 = 50

>>21888850
Bring it. Friends first.

>>21892229
Does Gus even lift? He may be able to deflect bullets but I'm not sure if his afro is thick enough to survive a bone-crushing bite.

But in exchange I'll give you a bunch of excellent gold rocks.

Rolled 8

>>21892268
Cantelo and Belder. Could of been worse, although I see now that there won't be much besides one sided conversations, unless Belder can talk.

Rolling for enemies.

>>21892308
>Asporos
Shit. That's not good.

Rolling- Let's make this disaster happen!

>>21892281
I don't know man, but I just figured maybe those pointy ass teeth would be somewhat similar to gun-fire, plus he'd taste awful so if it doesn't try eating him, Dennis is still the best bet.

>>21892317
>Has to make eye contact to use her ability
>Belder has laser vision
Don't worry, you're good once that bitch gets blinded.

Rolled 29, 38 = 67

Super fun time yeah!

>>21892345
I'm more worried about the tunnels thing. If I can get Belder to blind her, that's good an all, but I don't doubt that if she's smart she'll wind up digging into whatever house I make in the dead of night.

Rolled 4, 8 = 12

Cannot roll today.
Partners.

Rolled 20

>>21892357

Asporos and Bismark, huh? Looks like a good team. Now, time to see who we'll be facing off against...

Rolled 65, 5 = 70

>>21892387
>Mr.pepper * Womba Womba
I.. really, really don't like these companions. It feels like they'd just be a major drag with the only good conversation to be had is Mr.Pepper telling me how "everyone thinks he's a fucking docotor" for the umpteenth time.

Rerolling partners, but only this once. I stick with what I get this time.

Rolled 37

>>21892427
>Paul

So. What's he gonna do? Overcharge me for noodles?

WELP. Looks like until the reckoning arrives, I'll be pretty safe. Might get bored a bit, having animals for companions, but whatevs.

Rolled 38, 7 = 45

rolling

Rolled 11, 44 + 1 = 56

>>21892438
I want Bismarck and Lilium, and that will go horribly. However, if the dice want to give me a worse set up I will be glad to take it.

Rolled 42, 36 = 78

>>21892464
>Murray and Bismarck
Well, this'll be interesting at any rate.

Rolled 17

>>21892441
>Gilligan
>Grendolf
Oh shit, this might be difficult... but not impossible!

Rolling for Whoever wants to slaughter us.

>>21892467
Which sounds worse to help me fight Godzilla, /tg/? Kirby and a black hole generating doll or the Cheshire cat and a vampire loli with her heart set on eating me?

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I choose BIFF BEASTLY and CALYMURE.

I will challenge Biff Beastly every day and become strong through the fires of manly combat! Calymure will heal my injuries and provide words of encouragement! We will adventure across the island in search of the dark wizard Grendolf and slay him in righteous battle! Evil shall quake in terror when the HEROES OF ADVENTURE ENTER THE ISLAND!

We will also all wear loincloths and LOOK DAMN GOOD.

>>21892504
If you bring Fordee at least you can take a chunk out of Lazarus along with your entire party.

Bastion is useless and Lilium is only useful for stealing other people's things while they're under mind control.

>>21892546
I wanna trust my first instincts and take Lilium and Bismark. I get to keep them, right? Assuming Godzilla does not eat us first, of course.

Rolled 59, 40 = 99

come on cool friends!

>Friends
Murray and Rori
>Enemy
Dark Lord Dennis

Haunted by a creature that I have no understanding of, my only companion a chick, we survive on the meat that appears and what we can find in the jungle.
When DLD appears, I stab him and take his lordship.

>>21892504
She's not a doll, she's one-eyed zombie Satan with a Woobat for arms and a see-through torso and mermaid tail, levitating a Pokeball with her mind.

Get your facts straight.

>>21892602
So, a digimon?

>>21892638
Fordee is too overdesigned to be a Digimon.

>>21892653
She reminds me of one of the boss fights from Ar Tonelico II that Jakuri picks up afterwards as one of her songs.

Rolled 6

>>21892487
>Pascal

So... my villain is a werewolf type creature. With insane senses of smell and can track me no matter where I am.

This, on top of one of my companions actually being an enemy for the first two years doesn't help my chances whatsoever.

However... I think I have a plan. Will potentially writefag the scenario, or at least attempt to.

Also...
I float around the waters edge with Gilligan and find this guy on the island;
>>>21892580
I offer fish from the waters me and my companion catch for some meat and we hang out to play some video games and such. I don't have two companions and more enemies than most, so finding other players along the way is likely crucial to my survival!

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>>21892653
I laughed.

>>21892676
I think she's just in-between switching body parts in her picture, since she's basically Ditto. I figure she doesn't actually have a "default" appearance and is just a constantly changing mishmash of body parts from the things she's copied.

>>21892679
I knew I'd find someone who would benefit from Dusty Gus! He's probably got some SERIOUS stank on him. Plus we can use our powers to overcome our respective Grendolfs, with JOLLY CO-OPERATION! Plus Dennis is a total push-over and can be used as bait for Pascal if the need arises!

Rolled 39, 6 = 45

gogogogogogo

rollin

Rolled 36

>>21892772
oh shit.. let's do that again

Rolled 27

>>21892799
Got DolDorf. Neat. Now for friend numba 2.

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>Ctrl+F Coily
>0 results

Rori really stole her thunder, huh?

Gupi and Libral.

Libral is best for island alliances/blackmailing/manipulations, etc. which would work out well in both the short and long term. And this is also assuming her dark readings could lead to some level of spellcasting for myself, which would in turn help with survival, combat, and ultimately enough time for Gupi to go all beastmode.

Once Gupi goes beatsmode, combined with four years of dark magic study and Libral’s information, I become unstoppable leader of the island. Fuck yeah.

Rolled 13

>>21892817
Rolled for Doldorf and Narwolf.

How fucked am I /tg/?

>>21892828
Consider it this way; the less people who want her, the less people you have to get around to killing off. Do you want to fight down like three people or a whole island?

Rolled 10, 62 = 72

>>21892828
I'd like Coily if there was some way of getting around the eventual acid licks. As is my best bet is to partner with another person who could heal it, and that still isn't very fun.

Anyways, rollan

Rolled 1

Rolled 1

>>21892756
>Find and hang out with /tg/ bro
>Use dusty gus' stench to make Pascal undable to track me via smell due to overpowering stench (won't keep him TOO close though, just close enough)
>Kick Dennis in the balls if he appears
>Use jolly cooperation and bro-tier FRIENDSHIP to defeat grendolf (basically just steal his staff and play some keep-away or something, I dunno)
>Sit around by the beach otherwise most of the time, eating "tortilla chips" for flavor and fish we catch, as well as any fruits we can find near the beaches of the island.
>Couldn't give less of a fuck. If any other /tg/ bro survivors pass us, offer them a place to hang out and share out the food in exchange for whatever stories they might have by the campfire.
>Year two ends, Grendolf(s? I assume we may share a villain for some reason) joins us. Now we have 3 or more fishermen catching things (grendolf will replace the fishing lines with magical snakes, making everything more efficient because reasons)
>Watch beautiful sunsets by the oceanside every day
>Praise the sun

>>21892455

Aw damn, just realized I'm actually up against Lilium.

Which is fine, I suppose, if my companions are smart enough to attack her if she takes control of me.

So, basic strategy for survival: Bismark and Asporos help me hunt. Take down rival players; gas them and steal their stuff. Sleep in Asporos' burrows and basically be a murderhobo for 4 years.

>>21892828
Well she doesn't have any drawbacks preventing consensual romantic relations. Coily is going to burn chunks off your face when she licks you while you sleep.

I don't really care what waifus /tg/ wants, If I had to pick I'd have Biff Beastly. Rolf looks like a smug little fuck but he might do too.

Gwendolyn and Bablamon!

I will be the knight that protects my verbally abrasive and painfully chaste princess.

>>21892845
It won't matter if you can blackmail somebody when both of your party members can die in one hit and have no offensive abilities.

Rolled 3

>>21892946
Eesh. Well I guess they have their practical sides, if I can avoid the explosions and deal with the slime and farting.

Antagonist roll.

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Rolling

>>21892958
Incidentally, given that my plan is remarkably similar to this guy's except that I will be drunk, high, and half dead for probably the rest of my life, I would welcome anybody else up to killing him.

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>Bones and Rori as allies. Bones can do all the work while I impregnate Rori.

>Bel Buz as enemy. We will not provoke the bee hive and have a homogenous relationship with our two tribes for the year I'm there. If something, somehow fucks up, it's probably Bones who will get stung anyway.

>That feel when I'm Mortimer

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Rolled 20, 31 + 1 = 52

>>21893026
>mfw I'm an idiot

Rolled 49, 5 = 54

>>21893003
Mantelo, eh? Well with any luck he'll eat Doomriders horse and blow himself up.

Trying another roll.

Bablamon and Libral as my comrades.

Grendolf as my enemy.

This is going to be a fun adventure.

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>>21892969
>painfully chaste
She's just insecure about her body, okay?
You would be too if gaping, tentacled stomach-mouths ran in the family.

Rolled 8

>>21893086
>Gilligan and Clanker
Couple of chill bros, at least. Not bad.

Antagonist roll.

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>>21893114
kinky

>>21891600
But...but how do you get off the little island Kelsey?

>>21893131
Damn hypnotist snakes. Nothing we can't handle, though.

Rolled 19, 6 = 25

roll time

Disturbing lack of Cantelo porn in this thread.

>>21892969
this, i love the familiar of zero

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>>21893217
By riding on Grimsby's back, of course!
If I live in an island cottage I'm safe from every baddie except Groper and Waiburn. But Waiburn wasn't there when I made that.

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>>21893334

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>>21893477
tokomon?

>>21892971

Fine.

I'll use Libral’s knowledge to help islanders with offensive friends gain an edge over other islanders, developing an alliance with them in the process. How's that?

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I remember seeing some decent rules to a HFAF tabletop before. Does anybody have them? I've wanted to organize something with these characters for ages.

>Rori and Zambi
>bring gloves
>give absolutely zero shits

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>>21893873
FTFY

>>21893873
Fuckin lol'd

Bablamon for defending myself.
Narwolf for transportation.

>Gupi
>Womba Womba or Murray

>Be protected by Womba or Murrey for four years
>Gupi turns into a fucking Dragon.
>Not a singe fuck was given.

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>Cactus Juan will never come back
Feels bad man.

I really should update this

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>>21891446

Narwolf & Rori

All day erry day.

Why are so many people choosing Rori?
Realistically, would you really choose to befriend a normal human girl over a bunch of one-of-a-kind magical creatures? If other people are on the island, some of the other survivors will be women so it's not like you have to choose the ONLY human woman on the list just to prevent your island adventures from being a sausage-fest.

>>21888850
Coily and Rolf and me
vs
Dennis

Wii with SSBM LoZ:mm and LoZ:OoT


Have an extra controller specially for Dennis, he can hang out if he stops being a giant fag. Coily, Rolf and I live in underground tunnel house/minecraftian base Avoiding conflict at all costs. Let Coily sniff me all she wants as long as she promises not to lick me.

>>21902377
Shit not a Wii, a gamecube, Or SSBB.

>>21902422
>>21902422

Whoever you are, I think we need to take a trip to Vegas.

You just made my day.

Rolled 28, 51 + 1 = 80

Rollan (hopefully

>>21902422
Hah!
I don't get why Rabecca, though,

Rolled 29, 59 + 1 = 89

>>21902457
Welp im fucked

Rolled 62, 48 = 110

>>21902194
Rori and Rolf both give you a few video games to play. None of the other HFTFs really give you anything in the form of entertainment like that. So if you want vidya, you have to go with one of the two.

BUMP!!

Doldorf and Darklord Dennis.
How long would I go before killing myself?

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Finally found the rules for a HFAF board game another anon created:
http://www.mediafire.com/?yy3p93aq9mz330y

I'm considering printing up some cards and trying it out with my group, just for fun.

Xemiel & Bones
>Xemiel gives Bones herculean strength
>Make Bones do ridiculous shit like carve out a mountain fortress and have him bring back entire fruit trees for me to eat from the safety of my mountain throne
>Bones dies 12 hours later
>Bones revives after a day
>Rinse and repeat
Inveencible

>>21892828
Coily lost appeal when she was revealed not to be a hot lamia, but a featureless earthworm. Plus the acid thing, but Lilium's popularity shows that hot friends still get picked even when there's problems like that.

>>21904310
Lilium isn't half so bad as getting your face melted off.

>>21904353
I wish I could love Gwendolyn.

Moppin needs a better description. It isn't clear what he does other than get yelled at by Mortimer.

>>21904505
He's just a scarecrow, he keeps people away from your campsite. Except for Mr.Pepper.

Gwendolyn and Libral!

It'll be a totally Royal Fun Time blast!

I'll try studying magic while serving Gwendolyn, and looking for lost books for Libral.

Guys, who is Rabekka's boyfriend?
The other characters with vague relations are on the chart somewhere.
(Cantelo & Mantelo, Calymure & Grendolf, Dennis & Lilim?)

I need to know for science, this is important.

>>21888850

Biff and Bablamon

One solves the issues of the other.