>>21910156
Yes ma'm.

Rolled 9

HOORAY! YOU'RE BACK!
I thought you might have died or something

Define behave.

"Having a healthy interest in cute girls being together" is misbehaving, right?

Time to slowly but surely force this poor girl into being a lesbian!

Love this quest and missed ya, Blue.

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>>21910178
Good.

>>21910186
Me, die? Hah. It takes a lot to take me down!

>>21910187
Yes, that is misbehaving. And the Drawer of Darkness is the least deadly of the punishments I can inflict upon you.

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>>21910303

...

>>21910330
What if uh, most of us in here behave?

>>21910303
You, shut up.

>>21910315
You're back! I missed you Blue, don't put us back in the Drawer just because some of us are idiots. At least you gave us cookies.

So how long has it been in here? You kinda lose track of time when you're in the OH GOD THE PTSD.

>>21910330
Oh, stop it. We both know you want to tap Pink hard enough to make her sane again. Although multiple sexings would probably force her in and put of crazy.

You could be like her psyche switch! With delicious lesbian sex!

>>21910156
KISS HEEEERRRRR

>>21910330
That's just him saying 'I missed you'. Pay him no mind.

For the love of god we're a bunch of voices in a sphere we don't have a sexual outlet

>>21910330
We only tease you because we love you, Blue. Now kiss her

>>21910378
Shut up, you're going to get us put back in the drawer.

Seriously guys, stop with the lesbians, it stopped being funny a long time ago. Besides we shouldn't want to share Blue.

>>21910330
...If I had a face and a hand I would be face palming so hard right now. Good going.

>>21910330
IT WAS A JOKE

>>21910398
You can't escape it, anon. You can only give in.

Blue. Go find Pink and give her a hug. Maybe a kiss. If she asks you to get naked, tellher to at least wait for bathtime.

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Well
See..
Normally you guys would go back into the drawer for this insubordination and flagrant disregard for the new rules I just laid down.
But I guess the stress of being all alone have made you guys.. Well, lonely. I'll let it slide for now.
As for what's been going on.. Well it's been about a week. Pink is doing very well now actually. She seems to actually want to do things and not just doing whatever we tell her to.
Mark has still been studying the mass of books left here and has discovered something pretty interesting. It seems that somewhere in this town there is an area guarded by monsters that Lily simply couldn't get past. We don't know what's there but it's on the agenda..

Other then that nothing interesting has happened. It's been quiet.
Too quiet.

>>21910398
>Besides we shouldn't want to share Blue.
We aren't. Pink is our empty vessel. Blue getting all makey outy with her is like Blue kissing us.

>>21910485
did I hear ADVENTURE!?

because Im sure i heard ADVENTURE

>>21910485
You see? You didn't put us back in the drawer. You just won't admit that you want Pink as much as we say. Go ther, Blue. Embrace her.

>>21910485
>Other then that nothing interesting has happened. It's been quiet.
>Too quiet.


You just wanted to use that line, didn't you?

>>21910485
>But I guess the stress of being all alone have made you guys
Are you sure you don't miss us? You know you need us, Blue. We make you feel whole.

god, not lesbian stuff. Please fa/tg/uys don't turn everything into your vessel for sexual frustrations

>>21910485
Could we have a better name than Orb of Horrible advise, I feel it sets a bad precident

>>21910485
Oh ho, an area in this town, guarded by monsters, unexplored.

Blue, it hasn't been too quiet, that's just what the CALL TO ADVENTURE sounds like. Get your adventuring stuff and the Shotgun, we're heading out, and by that I mean you're heading out and carrying us. You can bring Mark with if you want.

>>21910550
One of /u/s. One of /u/s. One of /u/s.

>>21910572

No.
But thanks for the offer.

>>21910558

I'm okay with this, but no Mark. Go alone.

>>21910558
She'll only bring Mark to defy her sexual desire for Pink.

>>21910637
At this point i'm fine if she has sex with Mark too, just as long as we get to watch

Rolled 10

>>21910572
No, bad anon, go sit in the corner
By the way, does anyone else find it mildly hilarious that all the other orbs like us tell their owner to do horrible things and eventually drive them insane, whereas we just trying to make our owner into a lesbian? Maybe the two are related in some way, like the owner's sanity is inversely proportional to the orb's or something

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>>21910647

>>21910660

a threesome? yay!

>>21910656
We are the orb that focuses on p/u/re maidenly love. Our way is not to corrupt.

No, really, stop it! fucking evil spirits!

Rolled 17

>>21910660
NO, BAD ANON
I wonder if blue can see my dice rolls
And what about spoilertext?

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C-can you take us on an adventure Blue? It's been soo long since I had an adventure. CAN WE HAVE AN ADVENTURE BLUE? WELL, CAN WE?

>>21910692

You need a girlfriend

we demand another cookie. But not now, later.

>>21910684
Itll be a foursome when Blue shoves up Pinks snatch

Rolled 15

>>21910711
...
We're going back in the drawer aren't we
Fuck

>>21910711
We are NOT fucking pink, mark, lily or any combination of those people. We are going to have an adventure. We may cuddle with pink later if we behave.

>>21910735

I can still see your subtle yuri-inducing attempt there

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Fuck yeah, adventure!
Honestly I was hoping you guys would wanna do this. You've all helped me out with my adventures so far so you're like a good luck charm. A horribly perverted good luck charm.

>>21910538
I did miss you guys honestly. It's like you're a part of me now.

Let me get my gear and go see Mark.

[Blue packs up her shotgun and survival gear and goes to meet Mark downstairs.]

"Mark! We're hitting those ruins today!"

>"Oh? I was wondering when you'd want to go. Well I'm ready when you are."

>Pink: "Can I go?"

"No."

>Pink: "Please?"

"No Pink."

Remember the last time we took her along? Almost got us killed.

>>21910752
She doesn't get to come, tell her to clean something, learn a dance, organize books, watch paint dry, or something like that.

>>21910749
We have to work up to fucking pink.
>>21910752
But seriously, Blue, when we get back you need to clean out the drawer of darkness, shit had spiders.

>>21910752
If you don't take her she'll sneak along and follow you like some demented annoying little sister. Which you want to fuck.

Speaking of which, thought about fucking pink?

>>21910752

NO. Seriously, NO.
It's a fucking bad idea.

>>21910752
Why do you hate Pink so much? She just wants to help...

>>21910752
Have her take up whittling or something.

you are driving me insane
and that's a problem

>>21910784
Sexual Tension

ha HA ha HA ha Ha hA the orb is the orb is the orb ha AH ha ha HA ha AHah aH hA ha

>>21910752
>not taking Pink
>blaming it on what happened last time
>even though she's gotten better
Totally not your sexual frustration or anything...

Wouldn't we see much more action if Mark were the pimp around the place? It's just an idea i have...

All jokes aside, my brain tells me we shouldnt bring Pink along, but my gut says something bad will happen if we spurn her like this. And I dont mean that sexually, the poor girl just wants to help.
>>21910841
To be fair, it was only a week ago that she nearly got ate by a mutant, even if it feels like a month to us.

>>21910752
M-maybe... W-what if she's also a g-g-good luck charm? W-wouldn't want to l-leave her behind, would we, B-blue?

>>21910853
Mark is not going to be making money off of Blue's [insert classy synonym for attractive] body.

>>21910861

Kill yourself

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>>21910784
Look, I don't hate her. She's a great person.
She's just damn terrible at adventuring. She's prone to just thinking out loud and it gives us away too often.

>>21910856
Really I know she's like just trying to help but she's more trouble than she's worth on the field.

"Pink, you're staying here and... Drawing in your journal. Or reading. Something"

>"But.."

"That's it Pink. We'll be back later."

[With that Blue and Mark leave Pink in charge of the house and head off to Adventure.
Mark leads Blue to where he believes the area is.
The building is locked, not with a mechanical lock but one magical in nature.]

Hmm.. Either I solve the puzzle or just use an Unlock spell.

"Any clue how to solve this?"

>"No idea."

>>21910870

What about Pink?

>>21910903
Uhh, try poking the bottom left one, then the upper right one, then the bottom right one.

Actually make Mark poke them, it might shock you if you get a wrong answer.

>>21910903
fill in the bottom right circle

Rolled 13

>>21910903
obviously the phases of the moon

>>21910903
Is it a password thing?

MOON!

Or, press the New Moon Square. It's the odd one out, since in every other phase you can see the moon.

>>21910903
You know what? I don't like this, not one bit. Leave us with Pink if you're gonna be so mean to her. At least we can keep her company.

>>21910937
Obviously. So, whats the word for friend in elvish?

Rolled 5

>>21910957
"Nigga" or "Nigger", but only when used by other elves

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[Blue has Mark press the bottom left picture. It glows for a moment then vanishes.
She has him press the empty circle.
This one glows and stays glowing.]

draw a square starting on the top left. no moon, waxing moon, full moon, waning moon, then no moon again,

>>21910984
Shit, its a puzzle. Go get Pink, use her as a battering ram. SHIT IS TOO HARD.

>>21910984
Ah we press the phases of the moon in order.

Go clock wise

Rolled 19

>>21910987
>>21910984
or start from the bottom right and go in the same order

oh ok, so its starting on full moon. push them in a square. the cycle of the moon.

I KNOW!
It's a twilight reference!

>>21910984
Ignore this plebian filfth. Press the upper right, then the upper left, then the bottom left. WE THE MIGHTY ORB COMMAND YOU

Okay, so we start on the full moon? Then we should press them in a clockwise order.

If that doesn't work, maybe it's actually the new moon. In which case, press them in a counter-clockwise order.

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[From there Blue has Mark press the shapes in clockwise order.
The door unlocks.

With Blue in the lead the pair enter the building. Inside is nothing more than a single room with a hatch on the floor.
There is a note attached to a nearby wall which simply reads; 'We have given up on trying to get the Book. No one else is to make any attempts with permission from Lily. We're tired of losing people'

>>21911107
Throw mark down the hole and seal the hatch. Never return

>>21911107
Oooh, this sounds positively full of adventure.

How deep is the hole? Is there a ladder? Are there any sounds coming from down there?

>>21911135
No, bad. Quiet you.

>>21911107
Who the fuck is lily? Wait, was she one of the people we met in that dream? Whoever she is, ONWARD, INTO THE HOLE.

>>21911150
One of us always lies, and one of us never lies. But you don't know which. Oh how, how, how shall you tell, which which is which?

The orb speaks with many voices. Not all of them benevolent. But they ALL know..oh yes, they all know

>>21911107
So uh, I'm wondering if we actually have a better chance than Lily here. We should be extremely careful from here on... What's down the hatch?

>>21911107
it watches, it watches, it watches from within the hole. don't go into the pit. why is it so cold? it watches

>>21911194
Stop that.

>>21911157
Lily was the crazy golden bitch who we killed and then stole her house.

So, what kind of gear do we have? A ten-foot pole would come in pretty handy right now.

>>21911207
Well then.
INTO THE HOLE!

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>>21911225
Right now I have my Shotgun with 20 shells, 10 Feet of Rope, Rations, my Gas Mask, and a small Runed Staff. Actually the staff is a chunk of wood I found and carved some shapes into but still. It's nice and about 3 feet long.

[Blue moves closer and examines the hatch]

There is a ladder but the air is too dark for me to see all the way down from up here..

>>21911275
Toss a pebble down here, see if mutants come roaring out.

If it's dark, you'll probably want a light source. Is it feasible to go and get one, then come back?

>>21911275
Talking back to the orb? WEEK IN THE HOLE.

>>21911275
Throw a rock down there, see how deep it goes.

Do you have a flashlight or something like that?

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>>21911320
Ha ha! Now it is Orb-berg who is king!

See, if we brought Pink, we could have thrown her down and seen how deep it was.

>>21911369
I know we're an orb of chaos or whatever, but it's time to drop the topic.

>>21911393
Pink as an adventuring tool? We should take out life insurance on Pink. and use her to check for traps.

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[Blue drops a pebble down the shaft. It only takes a moment before she hears it hit the bottom.]

Not too deep.. Still I should get my flashlight. Stupid of me not to bring it in the first place.

"Hey I'll be right back. I'm gonna get us some flashlights."

>"Be careful."

"Mmhmm."

[Blue leaves the building
and bumps right into Pink.]

"Pink? What the hell are you doing here?"

>"I.. You said do something so I brought you extra supplies. There's a flashlight in here, rope, magical light, a 10 foot long collapsible rod.."

I get the feeling that if I hadn't bumped into her now she would've followed us down into the shaft to 'bring me supplies'.

>>21911439
Tell Pink that she did a good job, and tell her to go back home and read a book or organize them, or do something that involves staying at home.

>>21911439
>Putting bring you supplies in quotes

For god's sake, blue, you need that stuff. Take it and send her off.

see, we told you she would do this. but still, that is rather proactive. no point sending her back home now. take supplies and let's keep going.

>>21911439
Take her with us as bait. Tell her we changed our mind about taking her.

>>21911439
Take the supplies, thank her.

Is there anything you need done that you could frame in a sort of adventure-y way? Like "Go to this safe village of wampanooey and bring back the golden egg carton for breakfast tomorrow" or something?

>>21911439
Thank her for the supplies and send her off. And make sure she understands that you are sending her off NOT because shes a useless burden but because you want her to get better before she starts braving the wastes again.

And if you are feeling lewd, give her a totally platonic, friend to friend hug with absolutely zero lesbian subtext.

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[Blue gives Pink a hug and thanks her for the supplies]

"Alright Pink, I have an important mission for you. I need you to go back home and... Organize the books in alphabetical order. We might have missed an important clue there."

>"Ok. Good luck Blue."

"Thanks."

[Blue returns to the house as Pink wanders off.
She shines her flashlight down the shaft revealing a long ladder going to a room below. It seems the last step is broken off.]

Wow, good thing I caught that.
Alright, going down.

>>21911439
I bet if you don't bring her she's going to follow you no matter what. Then she might show up at an inopportune time. How about you bring her along but she follows you at a distance? Then she won't mess up whatever you're dealing with and she can still maybe watch our backs.

If she proves resistant, tell her that we appreciate that she wants to help us, but we don't want her to be put in danger and we'll feel more secure if we know she's safe.

Bah, belated.

>>21911572
Why aren't you using Pink as trap checker?

>>21911572
Hang on the ladder before stepping off it. If below it is a pressure pad, then we could all die. While hanging off it, shine the light around. Be prepared to scamper on up.

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>>21911655
Good call..

[Blue keeps a lookout as she descends the ladder.
It seems there are no traps below. She lands safely on the ground and gives the signal to Mark that it's safe. He follows behind her.]

God damn..
The air down here is terrible. I can almost taste it even through my mask.

>>21911696
Izzat blood on the floor in front of you?

Also there might e something around the corner, just be very careful and have your shotgun out and ready for action.

>>21911722
Do we have any spells that can get rid of this damn air?

make sure we are directly visible, maybe we can try syphoning it off or something?

anyway watch out, see a black mass around the corner.

>>21911696
Blue, I have this terrible feeling there's a super mutant or something equally bleh ahead. I'd suggest having your shotgun and a spell or two at the ready.

If the air's that bad, we should try to get you through here quickly. Don't want anything to happen to you. I'd recommend moving quickly, quietly, and carefully. If you can.

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>>21911722
That is dried blood.. Shotgun out, ready to Freeze or Slice some mutants up.
Shame I can't get rid of this damn air. We'll just have to make this quick, hmm?

[Blue peeks around the corner and sees.. Something. The air around it is thick with the red tainted mist. The air fog seems to be coming from it's body as it pulses and shakes.
The thing is blocking the only way forward and seems to be attached to the wall.]

>>21911852
KEEL IT.

Okay, this requires caution. It might be something dangerous, or something like a human trapped in a cocoon. So let's go investigative mode. Poke it with our shotgun a few times, be ready to jump back if it attacks. Then if it doesn't, we can get a closer look.

>>21911852
Well it's probably too bit to kill with just a shotgun shot, but give it a go, look for something vital.

Maybe you'll have to FREEZE or SLICE it, but try to hold those in reserve.

only try to attack once, if you cause no damage at all then back up and be ready to flee.

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"Stand back Mark."

>"What are you going to-"

[Blue fires her shotgun at the thing. It pops like a balloon, releasing a horrible goo onto the floor and flooding the air with the noxious fumes stored within it.
The air is tainted enough to actually make Blue cough a bit.]

E-easy..
I need to get a stronger Gas Mask. The magic fueling this one might be a bit too weak for this kind of adventure.

>>21912062
pinks house for replacements?

Hang on, what was evil-us even getting Pink to kill those people for?

>>21912062
You feeling okay Blue? Do you need some relatively fresh air?

I wish I could eat the corruption Blue, but I can't, I'm only good at causing it. Sorry. I wish I could do more for you. Why don't you and Mark go upstairs for a bit, let it settle down some and then continue.

>>21912062
I think I see why they were having trouble. Do we have any way of getting past that without stepping on the goo? Is it small enough to jump over? If not, a plank would do.

>>21912062
I found the problem! You followed my advice.

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I'm fine, really.

"Hey Mark, you have anything we can use to get across without stepping on that goo?"

>"One second.."

[Mark mutters something and a plant appears, neatly going over the blob's body.]

>"Easy enough spell to use without any real risk."

"Nice."

[The two of them cross over the thing.]

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>>21912327
[The next hallway doesn't seem to be any better.
The air here is getting too thick for Blue's mask, it's tainted mist begins to seep through the magic filter.
Blue starts coughing a bit more violently, even Mark seems to be affected.]

"Damn it.. What the hell are these things?"

>"-Cough- I've never seen them before.."

>>21912366
New plan, go back up the ladder, drop a lighter down the hole, and hope the gas is flammable

>>21912366
I think you should definitely go outside for a bit. Also, you could try poking the weird blobs with us.

>>21912439
Maybe we could absorb the blobs?

they are probably congealed taint. just density was so high it collapsed in on itself and became solid.

My sense of adventure is conflicting with my sense of you-shoild've-stayed-home-and-screwed-Pink-silly...

Regardless, be careful, Blue.

>>21912366
Press bravely on! Nothing ventured nothing gained, eh? Alternatively, attatch us to the Pink one, and we can pilot her through this mess as a scout!

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>>21912576
....
--------------------------------------------------

>"You sure your mask is strong?"

"Yeah.. I got the best mask.."

>"Good. Ok, the Orb is gonna help you get through this. Don't let her die guys."

Rolled 7

>>21912646
See what happens when you prod us into one of the goo piles.

>>21912646
Okay Pink, take careful steps, don't step in the muck, you see anything let us know, just be careful, okay.

>>21912646
Pink, be very careful. Do exactly as we say. Also, what cup size are you?

>>21912646
Very carefully step around the blobs. Do not touch them.

Don't touch the veins either!

>>21912646
go across the corridor, not touching any of the shit. Then try and open that door-thing.

If anything tries to kill you, freeze it and run.

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>>21912705
I think I could fit in a cup if it were big enough. It would have to be a really big cup.
I will do exactly as you say.

>>21912710
>>21912726
Understood.

[Pink carefully makes her way past the blobs and into the next room.
She's separated from Blue now and seems to be nervous.
The next room is almost completely covered in that red blob creature.
At the end of it is a book]

>>21912797
Pink, my view is kinda two dimensional. The blob has a sorta net thing set up across the hole right?

Take the telescoping 10 foot pole and try sticking it through, see what happens.

use ICE to freeze the vines in your way and hit them with something to break them. then get the book.

Well, we've scouted as much as there is to scout. I think now's a good time to report back.

>>21912797
Pink, sweetie, its going to be okay. Now, poke the blob with the pole.

You're doing great, Pink! Don't be nervous. Remember: the better you are, the more hugs and kisses Blue will give you as a reward.

>>21912797
Stay calm, just listen to the sound of our voice and everything will be fine. Don't even think- we can do that for you.

now try poking past the vines with the stick-thing.

>>21912875
IXnay on the esbian-ley hing-tey

>>21912797
Don't worry, you're doing great! We are sort of like a part of Blue, so remember that even if you feel alone, Blue is still right here beside you. Now do you think you could freeze and bash those veins in front of the book away with a pole of some sort?

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>>21912886
>>21912863

Understood.

[Pink pokes the net of veins that the blobs have made with her Ten Foot Long Collapsible Folding Rod. The moment she does the Rod is grabbed by the blobs tendrils and yanked out of her hands.
It is soon absorbed into the mass of flesh to her left]

>>21912902
I..
I can no longer do that. I've lost the rod...

>>21912920
Right...well...you did your best! Maybe it would be smart to get back to Blue and tell her whats up down here. Maybe even give her your mask when she decides to come back down.

>>21912920
...Shit. Freeze it. FREEZE THE BLOB. Don't touch the blob though.

>>21912920
OK that's great honey! let's just go back to blue, now shall we?

Well, that's not good.

This is definitely the sort of thing that warrants a full party. Let's go back and tell the others what we've learned.

>>21912920
"You did good Pink, we'll probably have to freeze and Slash it, and we'll want more people for maximum freezing, so go back to Blue now, be careful.

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Thank you. I'll return to Blue now.

[Pink makes her way back through the hallway and upstairs to Blue and Mark. She hands You over to Blue and explains what she saw]

"Hmm.. We could just freeze the thing. We all have True Frost, right?"

>Mark: "I'm just worried that if one of us makes a mistake we'll get caught in that thing. Our blades aren't exactly scalpels so if we get caught.."

>Pink: "I could.. Try it first? Then we'll know if it's safe."

>>21913112
Well now I feel bad about wanting to use her as trap bait. Swear to god blue, if pink dies because of this hair brained scheme I will destroy you.

Rolled 3

>>21913112
If she wants,
Anyone know If we're capable of casting spells?

>>21913112
We have a lower likelihood of getting caught in it the more Frost we pour into it.

Quick question for all of you guys, can any of you do any teleporty magic stuff? Because that'd make life easier.

>>21913138
We aren't, we can exacerbate corruption, but not heal it or cast anything ourself.

Rolled 18

>>21913146
Have we tried to magic? Maybe we could use one of those fancy-ass books?
Speaking of books, did anyone else see a book behind that web thing?

>>21913146
Technically we could classify frost as a corruption because it removes heat from the universe.
>>21913167
I saw a cookie in the Drawer of darkness. Still confused as fuck as how we ate that.

>>21913172
>Still confused as fuck as how we ate that.
And the frozen ant for that matter.

Rolled 19

>>21913172
Wait, weren't we not touching blue in there? How the fuck did we even SEE that?

After freezing it, we can throw a rock. If it'll react to anything, it'll probably react to that.

>>21913112
Honestly the safest way would be to keep throwing stuff into the web until it's used up.

>>21913258
What if we throw something poisonous into it?

>>21913275
It's made out of Mutant and Taint, I doubt poison'll do jack shit to it.

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"I honestly think it'd be better if we all froze it at once. No way anything can stand up to three Frost spells. Also I'll need to hold my breath it seems.."

>"Same. Alright, you guys ready to go back in?"

[Blue and Pink nod.
The three of them carefully make their way back into the room with the two blobs. All of them cast True Frost at the same time and manage to freeze the creature.
To be certain Blue throws a rock at it, the rock bounces off harmlessly and causes no reaction.]

Problem: If we have to leave quickly, the other sacs will be in our way and we'll have to carefully move around them.

Suggestion: Backtrack so we're at the "exit" side of the corridor, and try the freezing trick on the sacs, one by one. That'll be a good test run, and clear our escape route.

>>21913299
I dunno dude, Taint isn't the same thing as poison... Do we actually have anything poisonous, is the question?

>>21913305
Okay, now DON'T cut the web. We don't know if the thing is frozen or just encased in ice so it can't move anymore. Instead, just reach through and grab the book. We know that is safe, because of the rock.

Bah, belated.

Well, let's take this slowly and steadily again. Approach it, then hop back. Step on it, then hop back. Try going farther and farther, see what it takes to get a reaction.

Unless you have a convenient levitation/bridge-making spell, or another pole, or something. Then you might be able to use those instead.

>>21913334
NO. If I know one thing, its traps. Don't touch the book until we know that it isn't trapped.

>>21913305
Okay, if you can grab the book just grab it, otherwise you might have to slice it open.

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Right, traps..
Ok, I'm gonna do some magic guys.

[Blue casts Knock and knocks the book over onto the floor.
Nothing happens.]

>>21913379
Okay, tell Pink to very carefully reach through and grab the book, it's frozen solid and the book is close. She ought to be fine.

And then you can go back and we can share milk and cookies.

>>21913390
This. Can we have more cookies Blue?

>>21913379
Oh man it looks like you could just reach through and take it without even touching the sides of the web.

>>21913379
NO
STOP
DON'T REACH THROUGH THAT WEB

GET YOUR SWORD OUT AND SMASH! SMASH IT ALL UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING REMAINING WHICH IS SMASHABLE!

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>>21913390
[Blue has Pink reach in carefully and grab the book]

Ha, we totally go it.
Cookies for everyone!

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>>21913468
Heres where pink dies...

>>21913433
But doesn't it seem too easy?
I don't think the goo is the only thing we have worry about. And where did that shit come from in the first place?

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>>21913468
[Pink manages to grab the book without any bad things happening.]

>"I got it."

[She hands Blue the book. It says True Magic Vol VI.
Blue flips through the book and learns...

True Magic: Pure Air]

>>21913468
Keep your eyes open Blue. Be prepared to pull Pink to safety, just in case something goes wrong.

>>21913498
Congratulate Pink on a job well done, give her a hung, and then get the hell out of there.

>>21913498
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>21913498
EXCELLENT! That probably fixes the air, makes it breathable, kinda funny that it's down here of all places given how thick the poison is.

Blue, I officially declare it milk and cookies time, we can share. So get the hell out of that toxic pit and get home.

>>21913498
OH SHIT YES YOU GUYS DID IT
Blue we are HELLA lucky! Pass that book around and Cast Like A Boss!

>>21913547
I think it'll take some studying to learn it.

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[Blue laughs as she passes the book around.
Just to check she casts Pure Air.
Instantly all the mist in the room vanishes leaving the room even more fresh than the air in her own home.]

This is the best thing ever. I mean it doesn't affect much of an area but still!
And this is just from glancing it.. The possible applications of this spell... Man, I can't wait til Mark deciphers the whole book.

[Blue gives Pink a hug for all the hard work she's done.]

>>21913602
WOOT! friendship hugs. Now, COOKIE.

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[Once everyone knows the spell the group takes the book and returns home.
After some celebratory cookies Blue returns to her room and jumps on her large bed.]

We are the -best- god damned adventurers ever!
Totally worth taking you guys out of the Drawer of Darkness.

>>21913737
We're happy nobody got hurt :3

>>21913737
Blue, Blue, you should totally try giving me a cookie. Because we're awesome, right?

And we did good today, no injuries, no corruption, new spell. Can I get a brofist?

>>21913748
I'm happy because Blue makes good cookies. Or buys good cookies. Where ever she gets em from. YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE IN COOKIES BLUE.

>>21913737
Ooh! Ooh! Do we get a kiss now?

>>21913737
Heh. Yeah! Glad it was fairly easy. I just hope that Pink wasn't lying about her mask being the best...maybe you should check on her later, in a completely friendly, concerned manner.

Blue, I also wanted to point out your stomach is very cute. Just sayin'.

>>21913737
I wonder how many True Spells there are... and if Jack doesn't have this one, how's he keeping his city clean?

I kinda wanna put it back in that hole, on that logic, as it would make us very useful to Jack- if he didnt have the spell and somehow got access to all our other ones, then hiding this one would be pretty huge

>>21913737
Don't forget to purify the air in your room!

>>21913737
Also blue, you're cute when you smile.

>>21913737
Just one question. Do you have any idea why the man eating was down there in the first place?

And I think we should try to teach you how to make gunpowder sometime.
Could you please get a twitter account op

>>21913737
I advocate you put us back in the drawer. Even though you seem to have lacked somewhat in independence while we were in the drawer, it isn't good for you to have us out all the time.

You're already relying on us too much- we should limit your exposure to us if we can...

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>>21913828
Air purified~

>>21913844
Hahaha. Well thank you.

No kisses but here's a brofist, you guys totally earned that.
Thanks again for all the help.
You're awesome.

>>21913858
NOT THE DRAWER! THE PTSD IS COMING BACK!

>>21913844
Blue is cute no matter what she does.

>>21913866
Is it bad for one of the personalities in an orb of corruption to have a crush on you? cuz, uh, I heard some guy talking about how smexy you are.

>>21913866
Can we please get a little smooch from our benefactor now? Its like cookies for our soul which we totally did not steal from Pink

>>21913916
Sh-shut up.

Post Thoughts:
The stuff in the air is alive, and you have the way to kill it.
We and the unlife can both mutate with exposure.
Are you killing us, or god, when you do that?
If you can remove the deadly life from the air, what other kinds of unlife can you remove with these spells?

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>>21913856
Now that the chapter is over I should say that I'm very very sorry about the huge (oh god that was like more than a month) delay between chapters. I'm a horrible person.

Also there 'is' a tumblr out for like announcing updates and stuff but I've just.. Never used it.

>>21913930
If we are the unlife, but with thought, is that the reason why Pink lost her mind to us?

Could we absorb the body of Pink? Or any other mutant along with their soul and memories?

Can we do it to something that wasn't human, to experiment? We need to find a dog, or even a bug.

>>21913946
Start using it then

>>21913946
We're just glad to have Red Sky Quest back, honestly. If you don't like tumblr (most of /tg/ despises it), then I'd suggest a Twitter.

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>>21914049
Hey that seems easier. I'll start up that then...
Okay it's now @RedSkyQuest

>>21914194
Huzzah! I missed today but it was a good read. Will be sure to sub for the next one.

But I don't know how to twitters!

>>21914274
I didn't either until a minute ago. Anyway if you can't follow just keep your eyes open on Wednesdays.

>>21914194
I still love that picture.

>Pink got a hug
Yes...yesssss...slowly but surely...

>>21916854
It was just a normal, totally platonic, hug

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>>21917085
Of course.

Bleh. Went to sleep, quest ended right as I woke up.

Where's your tumblr at? I don't remember the address.

>>21917358
It's a twitter now. @RedSkyQuest

Okay, where WAS you tumblr located?

>>21917424
There's nothing in it at the moment but it's at Redskyquest.tumblr.com