Whipped my dick out and told him he'd have to suck it at the start of every session if he didn't cut his shit out.

He just stopped coming.

Do you mean in-game?

>>21970853
What would you have done if he turned out to be a sexually liberated homosexual?

>>21970853

Did you?

>>21970878
Hah!

>>21970875
Enjoyed the free blowjobs and tried to figure out another way to get him to behave.

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I dealt with him in character as any man would, if hired to do a job with four other mercenaries and alone with the one in the group who repeatedly threatened, challenged and provoked him.

He keeps his wizard-wanking out of my face now.

Only did it once. Went to the college gaming club. Friend wanted to start a game, and so did a regular of the club. Everyone (10+ people) joined the regular's game, leaving my friend with myself, my girlfriend, and Fucking Quincy.

First session was character building. Fucking Quincy couldn't understand why scotch taping a magazine of ammo to his sniper rifle (he was playing a scientist) wouldn't let him get the benefits of the rapid reload feat.

We just never came back.

>>21970920
Was he a mathetmatician/physicist?

I need advice. It's too far gone in our campaign now, but our next one should be starting soon. I want to knock him down a couple of pegs. Suggestions?

>>21970940
If I remember correctly he was a video game design major. Which is apparently a major.

>>21970976
Talk with him about his behavior and politely tell him to stop or leave. Like an adult.

Or have him get like raped by Tucker's kobolds and then tell /tg/ about it. We love that shit.

>>21970976
Tell us his sins.

>>21970998
His character was a videogame design major/sniper.

...Yeah I can see why he was retarded.

join new game along with a few other people
make wizard
THAT GUY makes warrior
end up saving elf quest giver chick from bandits, using up most of my spells doing so
THAT GUY says he plans to rape her
DM about to toss him
fast as i can i scribble out note to DM saying "hold on, i have a plan"
DM agrees to hold off for a couple minutes
THAT GUY starts detailing
passing notes to the DM the entire time
whole group starting to look pissed
"i take out my dick and..."
"how?"
"what?"
"you're in full plate, doesn't really allow for lots of movement"
"oh right. i take off my armor and..."
"i wish to roll for initiative"
win thanks to DM giving that guy a penalty for being mid way through a strip
two hand crossbow bolts to his back, followed by a throwing knife and a magic missle, staying out of reach the whole time
he dies, flips his shit, and gets kicked from the group
help elf maiden up
"i'm sorry for my hesitation in coming to your aid, but since i was low on magic had i acted while he was still wearing his armor i'd have likely done nothing but get myself killed. if it is any sort of compensation you may keep his equipment and horse. i doubt the armor will fit you, but you should be able to trade it for one that will"
paladin walks up to me
hands me the badge to his order
become honorary paladin

>>21971035
Oh you meant his character. Sorry. His character was a biologist or chemist or something. / sniper.

>>21971063
See, a math/physics guy being the sniper would be hilarious.

That is lame.

>>21970976
you give us storytime, we give you advise. That simple.

>>21971082
I concur, good sir.

>>21971027
Steals the spotlight. Treats us more like items than he does teammates, but we can't do anything since he's higher level. He's okay, but I just want subtle ways to screw with him.

>>21971040
youre a winner. stay classy you magnificent bastard.

>>21971104
Additionally, I could see duct taped mags being able to give you rapid reload once per mag pair. But I'd probably penalize the shot, specifically because sniping is a task where you have to take so much into account that being the mathlete mentioned above is pretty much what is required of successful snipers.

Unless the guy's a fag and just wanted to be a designated marksman.

>>21971040
that paladin was a douche. Some guy threatens to rape a fair maiden and he does nothing. Tse.
...or he was a paladin of pelor. I heard those don't care very much for pointy eared folks.

>>21971127
>since he's higher level
Ay, there's the rub.

>>21971127
Next campaign, roll a character that makes all of the party's equipment. All of it. Imbue his armor and weapons with a command word that causes them to either lock up or burst into flame.

Actively confront him at the height of his glory, if things turn sour, activate his armor.

I hate shit like that. I always win the initiative because i get a plus 6 at level 2 ecl 3 XD I piss everyone off. But i hate it because everyone is level 6-4 except me. It sucks because i cant even fight in the dungeons we are in.

>>21971040
I like you sir, I like you a lot.

>>21971162
the player was just kind or in shock at the whole thing

>>21971162
>pelor
>the burning hate
Yep, you're right there.

>>21971169
I remember that story.

>>21971201
It's a good one.

>>21971086
This is how i see /tg/. Some fucking Lich on top of a fucking wizard tower trading bits of your past for power and knowledge.

>>21971201
Damn effective.

Anyone have a screencap of the original?

>>21971171
>a plus 6 at level 2 ecl 3 XD
Okay I'm guessing ecl is encounter level, but I have no idea what XD means.

>>21971040
+1

>>21971169
What kind of character would that be? An artificer? Enchanter?

I'm rather disappointed in myself for not being able to think of anything original.

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>>21971223

>>21971224
effective class level. Another way of saying Level Adjustment.

Dude's probably a drow or planetouched.

>>21971224
I reckon it's one of dem smiley.

>>21971171
We ain't takin' kindly to your kind 'round 'ere.

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>>21971260
Danke and saved. I love those creative vengeance/etc threads.

>>21971248
Is it Pathfinder or 3.5? Wizard's probably your best bet, and just take all the crafting feats.

Crafting is better in Pathfinder, where it doesn't cost XP.

If it's another system, sorry, I'm not all that familiar with crafting in other systems.

>>21971248
I don't know nothing bout RPGs but a similar route could be you being an alchemist and supplying him with potions, and if he turns into an asshole again, just mix a little bit of poison in every potion you give him. Increase the dose more over time. Or give him a sleeping potion instead and rob him of his equipment to die in a canyon or something.

If any of that is possible.

>>21971086
He's a higher-level fighter, I'm a low level bard. I'm still very new, so he said to choose a support class. I've had a lot of fun with it, but every time I try to do something he knocks me back down. I just want some untraceable ways to pull my XP up while making little things go wrong with him.

>>21971248
Don't feel bad, one of the first things they tell you in literature class is that there is no such thing as an original plot. What really counts is the small personal touches you put on it, like say, hypothetically this fellow has a penchant for rape, instead of imbuing the armor with fiery locked up death, imbue with some sort of gender swapping spell, and allow his character to be raped repeatedly by bandits.

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>>21971040

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>>21971304
Anything is possible in a game of pretend.

>>21971304
>just mix a little bit of poison in every potion you give him.
>Increase the dose more over time.

That's the classical method to getting immunity to a poison...

>>21971224
Its a face sorry. It sucks.DnD. 3.5 im a ninja catfolk because they get a shit ton of bonus.

>>21971324
>i was screencapped
holy mother of shit, this hasn't happened since i posted that old pokemon zombie apocalypse thing back on /vp/

>>21971326
>immunity to arsenic or radioactive shit

There are toxins that you can't build an immunity to.
Was just a suggestion.

>>21971326
Not if you use mercury.

>>21971367
It's not against the rules to pass the warrior a vial of aqua regia labelled "Potion of Healing." They never stack dungeoneering.

Hell, with a little magic you could doctor it up to look appealing and refreshing.

>>21971326
that's also one of the most prominent ways for rich women to kill their husbands in literature of nthe early 20th century. Just looks like the guy get#s sicker and sicker until he finally dies from some unknown infliction.

>>21971358
I keep reading stories and forgetting them
I've resolved to record any story I like, and yours was a keeper

>>21971402
I genuinely want to do this kind of thing. However, the group I'm with only runs Pathfinder. It's all fun and games until THAT GUY kills you for slipping him what the DM rules to be a vial of 1d6 acid damage.

Also, I am not the poster with the problem player.

>>21971479
find a poison that does paralysis damage. Coup de grace.

Or, if you have the spell, cast Geas.

>>21970830
We kicked him.

Well you would have to be a evil dude to do these things but, heres what you should do. Talk to your DM first, try to work things out with him if he knows this guy often acts like a dick tell him you want your search for traps etc private and start building your plan to ruin him.

First you can disease him, if your DM is good he wont say you are diseased he will simply lower your stats on his side without telling you about it. Next, you can poison him, similar to diseases you can again lower his stats and make him have higher chance of dying. Next you can use cursed weapon to your advantage, you're a bard, you are most likely the one identifying things, just say you didnt know, roll persuade.. again you're a bard. If you are the one searching for traps you can also not mention these to him. Lastly, you are weaker then him and most likely all of these will only get you to a 50/50 situation. Get him outlawed, find a way to have him be faulty of a serious crime and lay an ambush with some guards etc.. If not just hire an assassin or if your DM plays with coup de grace attack him when hes sleeping.
Hell buy some alchemist fire and set up the battlefield before he wakes up.

Theres so many ways to fuck someone up when he thinks you're on his side but, first talk to your DM about it.

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>>21971223

that is an awesome story.

>running dungeons and dragons 4th ed
>group of rouges and artificers
>that guy plays cardboard cutout fighter
>team goes into dungeon run by gnomish trapmasters used to test traps on adventurers
>"cave in" blocks the exit so no one escapes.
> throw in a few bug creature for the fighter, he kills them.
>loot is a few eggs, hint they might be worth something to an alchemist.

(cont in next post)

>>21971035
If he was playing a /v/idya design major, it'd be in character for him to scotch tape the ammo there and for the character to beleive it was giving him an edge.

>>21971082
Dunno, the idea of a Games Dev guy being a sniper, trying to noscope and all that stuff seems like silly fun to me. Expecting it to actually help you shoot though, that's wack.

>before I even finish describing it that guy interrupts me
>"the egg is worth 90000 dollars and I go to the store and get ultra diamond ultimate armor!
>facepalmxtreme.jpg
>point out that the tunnel has collapsed behind them and that he has no idea how much the item costs
>he bellows over me so I have to yell at him
>screaming match for a solid ten minutes

at this point I got so frustrated I pulled out some ridiculous trap from some old indie comic I got for free from the 90's, titled The Purple Snit (modified to be magical, I was still fluff faithfull damn it). I don't remember the exact details but it: Punched him the face with a boxing glove, stabbed him with floor spikes, threw him in the air, landed and sliced him up with auto slicing traps (a veg-o-matic originally), cooked him on magical (radioactive) coals for 12 hours, freeze froze him and dumped him a interplanar trash portal. I crumpled up his char sheet and threw it in my fish tank.

It took five months for me to find another game to join/dm in.

>>21972223

purple snit was the name of the comic, not the trap.

>>21970853
You're lucky he stopped instead of starting.

>>21971304
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithridates_VI_of_Pontus

>>21972334
Neat story.
Still, as said earlier there are things you can't grow immune to. Like mercury or arsenic I gues.

>>21971260
>>21971260
>lalilulelo
ruined the whole thing

>>21971479
Well, there are other ways. My example was more of a figurative one.

Anyway, if you're going to exact revenge or murder another player, do so within a very large degree of safety or anonymity.

The following is from a modified Pathfinder game.

I was running a LN human wizard. My good friend was running a female minotaur bard (don't ask) that turned out surprisingly well-done. Friend #3 ran a male dragonborn cleric that she spent a good 2 hours fleshing out. And then there was the guy running the super dark'n'edgy elf rogue, Cylic. He had a typical "I AM AN ORPHAN OF WAR" backstory filled with lots of horrible atrocities against elvenkind by humans and people picking on his poor elf for having a burned face.

Anyway, he was ridiculously confrontational, especially with the cleric and he even killed an innkeeper for "looking at him funny." He wanted to rape a few NPCs and even tortured a human child to death during a search of a sacked village. We, of course, weren't nearby to do anything about in IC, but oh the things we heard OOC.

Things really escalated when he took to stalking human girls after dark and, since we weren't there IC, there wasn't much we could do. It was mostly senseless "evil for the sake of evil" crap. Now, don't get me wrong, I happen to find the LE alignment to be one of the best because it forces you to really think and RP well, but this was pure, unfiltered angst.

Anyway, one day, he actually trips over a loose board in one of the inns we were using one night and wakes us up on a return trip. We spot the blood on him and I decide to tail him the next evening using my kickass wizardan' powers.

>>21972581


Fast forward a few sessions, and I've been following him (via notes passed to the DM) on his nightly excursions. He generally leaves when the party has retired for the night which is reliably before 12pm and he always returns before 5 which is when the, quite literally, sun worshiping cleric wakes up to observe the sunrise.

By this time, I've asked the GM if I can create a spell if he judges it to be fair and balanced. My creation, a variant of the delayed blast fireball, is sort of like a time bomb. You cast it, a little heatless pea of flame appears and you can then openly handle it or stash it in a container or pocket. The delay is set by the caster and can be of any length less than six hours.

With the spell's limitations, I can cast it six times a day if I sacrifice other big hitters. I end up taking 5 of them and a nice little obscure object spell.

So, night falls again and we're in a small village and I've managed the earlier fights that day using measly spells like magic missile. Only the minotaur notices anything off about it, but doesn't really pursue the subject.

So, we're in the tavern and I make a point of drinking too much. I slip the DM a note stating my intent to vomit on the rogue, which after a covert roll, succeeds brilliantly. I petition the cleric for a cleanse to "cure this damnable condition."

The rogue is disgusted and angry (how dare you blah blah) and proceeds to stomp upstairs to clean himself.

>>21972595
Just as planned. I make my now sober excuses claiming the need to apologize to the poor elf. While he is telling me how much of a horrible pile of human filth I am, I make a show of being angry a kick one of his boots out of the room. He doesn't notice.

I storm out and slam the door. I take his boot into the next room over and stuff it full of 5 hour fireballs which I then hide with my obscure object spell. Since this is being done via notes, the DM is getting the shit-eatin'est grin I've ever seen and everyone is nervous that he's just rolled a random encounter with a dragon or something.

I put the boot back in the hall and pretend to be repentant. I apologize to the rogue again and go on my merry way.

He takes the boot. He doesn't check it. He puts it on.

5 hours later, there's a massive explosion on the north side of the village. It hits him all five times and vaporizes the guy instantly.

He screeches and asks how it happened. I hold up my sheet, point to Timed Fireball, and say: "Wizard."

>>21972581
>>21972595
>>21972604
now this, this is a story

>>21972581
>>21972595
>>21972604
Someone needs to screencap this shit immediately!

>>21972639
It was good indeed. But a rogue being killed by fireballs? I don't see it.

>>21972669
oh yeah, i forgot the latent fire resistance all rogues gets

>>21972669
The DM didn't really give him a chance at defense.

>>21972669
Five Fireballs, touch, flatfooted, rapes everything.

>>21972698
>>21972700
>>21972732
It's Pathfinder. Pretty sure he still gets reflex saves.

Fireballs don't roll to hit, you roll reflex to get out of them.

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>>21972581
>>21972595
>>21972604
>>21972666

>>21972757
Again, he was not given a chance to defend.

>>21972698
Evasion, bro.

>>21972760
Damnit, you beat me to it!

>>21972773
Well then that's kinda shitty. Awesome trap, cool plan, fun story, bad DMing.

>>21972757
Yeah, but they weren't conventional fireballs. They were in his boot. it was more like having a landmine strapped to the back of your face.

>>21972787
I don't see how you could evade, defend or anything a point blank attack that is basically you EXPLODING from something you are wearing
Do suicide bombers survive?

>>21972795
>strapped to the back of your face
>All of my wat

>>21972787
How are fireballs in your boot not allowing for saves "bad DMing?"

>>21972787
Ide consider that good DMing. The rouge was a huge faggot and deserved his fiery demise. Good on that dm in my opinion.
Also my experience with table top RPG's is very limited but isnt it like an unwritten rule that the DM can pretty much do whatever? since its his job to basically craft a series of events to create a story?

>>21972787
i dunno, man. From a gamist perspective, youre right. From a simulationist perspective, i side with the DM.

Its one thing to dodge a fireball shot at you by a wizard. its something else entirely when theres a bomb in your shoe. that you dont know about

>>21972795
I guess if he gave up a high enough spell slot, his DM could've allowed him a delayed fireball with no save, but both Fireball and Delayed Blast Fireball normally allow for a Reflex save no matter where it was.

>nofunallowed.jpg

>>21972836
These /tg/ stories are fun to read, but if you dig down it always just kinda turns out to be a "To defeat That Guy you must become him" sorta deal.

Like, the description of Reflex Saves on the Pathfinder SRD site reads, "Reflex

These saves test your ability to dodge area attacks and unexpected situations. Apply your Dexterity modifier to your Reflex saving throws."

It seems to me that a Reflex Save is entirely for things that are unexpected.

>painalx soon
Painful anal sex around the next corner, for example.

>>21972809
Imagine if it was done to you.

>>21972891
>>21972844
okay, so a bomb explodes on your shoe, that you dont know about, how are you going to justify reacting to that? especially a boot in those days thats probably laced partway up your calf, the DC for the save would have been extraordinarily high, almost impossible, and justifying a crit on it would have been bullshit at it's finest

>>21971082
That would actually be somewhat true to life as sniping is not just "point and shoot", you actually have to calculate a ton of figures.

>>21972902
if I was done to me I would have been like
"What did I do to deserve this?!?"
"Oh"
"Right"

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>>21972902
"Well, in future I'll check my boot that was just stolen in a ridiculously suspicious manner by a vomiting wizard"

>>21972757
DODGE 5 FUCKING FIREBALLS UNDERNEATHE YOU?

Oh wait, doesn't matter, Delayed fireballs don't get reflex saves.
Well, in 3.5 anyway, pathfinder may be different.

>>21972902
It has. I got a crossbow bolt through the head from and eye-level trap. It sucked. It also made sense.

>Not making the party check their shoes every morning by killing one off with a deadly spider in their boots
He's a terrible DM

>>21972908
You're assuming things that weren't provided in the story. Maybe the Fireball beads make a short *fizz* and heat up, giving him time to tear his boot off and throw it away! I can make things up too!

Regardless, the point is that the rules of the game don't support it. Rogues are able to take 0 damage from Fireballs centered on them without moving from their square. How do you justify that?

It's not simulationist, but it's not SUPPOSED to be. It never has been.

>>21972957
They had a holocaust cloak in their backpack

>>21972942
They do in Pathfinder. According to online SRD, it does in 3.5 too.

>This spell functions like fireball, except that it is more powerful and can detonate up to 5 rounds after the spell is cast.

>>21972945
Then D&D/Pathfinder is not for you. Play another system: there are plenty.

>>21972957
Regardless, the DM made a realistic call. Some might think it was a bullshit call, and others might not.

>>21972997
He tweaked things in favor of the wizard so that the rogue would die.

Maybe it was justified because the rogue's player was an asshole, but it's still not what you'd call "good DMing".

>>21973062
This topic is purely subjective.

>>21973062
shut the fuck up and justify the spidey sense reflexes needed to avoid a shoebomb

>>21973168
it would make no sense to be able to dodge a bomb on the person, specially without knowing about it
Plus, it was FIVE bombs on the person

>>21973193
Well, seeing as enchanment will saves get a penalty or bonus depending on the reasonableness of request or attitude of the person towards the caster, it could be that he just recieved a penalty on his reflex save so large that even with his bonus and dex he wouldn't be able to succeed

>>21972604
>5 hours later, there's a massive explosion on the north side of the village. It hits him all five times and vaporizes the guy instantly.

What about collateral damage?

>>21973368
Murderhobos don't ask about collateral.

>DMing super hombrewed 3.5e
>Two THAT guys
>One was Chaotic Evil Antipaladin, the other Chaotic Evil Elvish Warlock
>Those two would ruin all attempted stealth maneuvers of the party Thief
>Randomly attack citizens when we were talking to them
>Destroy story-specific items, or use them to ruin the story
>DM just straightfaced the whole time and silently made notes
>Other members wondering why he wasn't stopping this shit
>Eventually, Antipaladin and Warlock get into a pissing contest to "Totes make him mah bitch lol"
>Warlock winds up putting a curse on Antipaladin that if the Warlock dies, the Antipaladin disintegrates
>Everyone forgets about the curse
>About halfway through the campaign
>Head towards a cave
>Cave is infested with jumping slimes
>One jumps onto the neck of the Warlock
>Antipaladin panics, suddenly remembering the disintegration rule
>Roll
>Critical Failure
>Stabs Warlock through the back of the neck with a broadsword as he's spinning around in terror
>Warlocks head flies off
>Antipaladin disintegrates
>DM smiles and just says "Perfectly orchestrated. Leave my house"
>Never see them again

>>21973398
Meant to say "Playing" not "DMing"

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>>21973398
>DM smiles and just says "Perfectly orchestrated. Leave my house"

Five stars

>>21973368
Property damage, though no deaths. Didn't breathe a word about what happened IC. The campaign continued and Dan (Cylic's player) never returned to our sessions. We replaced him with an attractive German girl who RPs a damn good paladin.

>>21970830
Sorry but what's the source on this comic? I've seen some like it and they're hilarious.

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>>21973460

go on...

>>21971040
I'll add another slow clap to your applause.

>>21973515
With what? There's not much left to tell. We killed the BBEG and saved the nation from certain doom. The Elder Eye was a recurring theme. Slimes. I'm 99% convinced the DM dragged in Ghaunadaur for the story.

Plague. Mass burials. Shit was getting really serious.

They were always getting drunk/stoned at the table
Always attacking the other players or stealing their stuff
I flat out told them "I never want to see you at my table again"
And I never did
And a was good

>>21973588

I think >>21973515 wants to know more about the German girl and her Paladin actually.

>>21972957
Odd are good that you will fail one of five saves. It would only take two failed saves to kill him. Rogues are not sturdy.

>>21973515
>>21973460
Of course she does, germans have first hand experience with being paragons of morality and order in a fallen world that doesn't appreciate them.

>>21973643
Yeah, I know. I was being purposely oblivious. Her name is Jessica and she always plays paladin or whatever the setting equivalent may be.

I think I'll ask if she's free this weekend.

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>>21970920
>Fucking Quincy couldn't understand why scotch taping a magazine of ammo to his sniper rifle (he was playing a scientist) wouldn't let him get the benefits of the rapid reload feat.
...Do you think he was having trouble describing what he was trying to do?

>>21973492
Shamus Young's DM of the Rings

http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=612

The star wars one you may have seen is Darth's and Droids.
http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0001.html

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>>21973398
And another screen shot

Was DMing a 3.5 game with all my high school buddies. We had one guy who was always a smart ass and THAT GUY but was always a good loyal bro when it counted so we put up with the bad.

He made some, I refered to it when I told a friend as "Elven Greatsword Bullshit" and he knew the exact build I was talking about. Was something with a special eleven great sword and I think a feat that allowed him to use weapon fines with it. I looked it up at the time and it was legit by the rules so I let him, and at low levels it was making encounters way too easy with the damage he was doing.

So the second spellcaster they ran into cast Shatter on it.

Did I mention the elf lands were on the other side of the ocean and seems none of the human blacksmiths knew how to forge elven swords...

>>21972836
I agree with this. Him suddenly "dodging" the 5 bombs in his fucking boot just wouldn't make any sense at all.

>>21973785
Good gods you are an asshole.

>>21973492
DM of the ring

>>21973817
Oh he fixed it eventually. Got it enchanted too. Tho then I just starting throwing stuff at them from the Book of Vile Darkness. Cause I love that book.

>>21973785
The Elven Court Blade really isn't that overpowered. Seriously, you have to take a EWP to use it, it does less damage than a Greatsword, 1d10 vs 2d6, and it lets you use weapon finesse, so he can use Dex instead of Str for his To Hit rolls, it doesn't increase damage, given that he was doing that his Str was probably shit so he wasn't going to do good damage at all.

It really wasn't that good a build he was doing and you were an ass.

We kicked him out of the group, then had his character open a booby trapped door.

>>21973817
Agreed.

>>21973785
You remind me of an old screencap about a guy, a grimderp GM, a hammer and a little girl.

That DM was an asshole too.

>>21973845
I just don't like stupid antagonists. If one dude with a giant sword in a leotard kills most of your minions, disarming him goes a long way to ensure salvaging the battle if you can not kill him outright.

This DID teach him to bring back up weapons however.

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Like this.

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>>21973878

>>21973914

No, you're just making excuses for breaking a dude's main weapon within a few sessions because you're too lazy to scale up CR and blamed him. Be honest, crappy DM.

Does anyone have that one about the necromancer with 2 that guys in his party, who dropped everyone when the party turned on him with lots of metamagic and save or die spells?

It talked about how the true nature or arcane necromancy was in ability drain and negative levels, not in undead minions

>>21974010
the one where the whole team is like, what do you even do you are useless
And they have no idea about how debuffs work?

>>21974028
yeah, with the pixie psion who loved disintegrate

>>21974035
fuck I wish I had it
lost most of my thread caps in a HDD fail : c

>>21974010

Does anyone have this, this sounds epic as hell

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>>21974129
>>21974051
I got it, just took me a bit to dig it out of my folder of screencapped stories.

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>>21974129
ditto. I'll even slip you a bribe tg.

Hint: it's *not* anthrax.

>>21974142

AND it's long. you are awesome anon.

>>21974142
Thanks, that's it.

>>21974163
Not really, just your average fa/tg/uy packrat. I didn't tell the story the first time or screencap it, I just spent a few minutes browsing an image folder.

>>21974010
>>21974028
>>21974035
>>21974051

Read the thread again, guys. It's up there.

>>21974306
I already read it
and saved it
Its a great story : D

I wish I had /tg/ stories to share : c
I've yet to play a single game
The DM for my group quit the game after 20 seconds because he realized half of the players were going to be That Guy

>>21974347
Oh shit my group is That Guy, stoner, and rules lawyer, with me mediating. That Guy and RulesLawyer are best friends, but just argue nonstop in game

>>21974142

an amazing read, as always

>>21974142
I remember this was one of the first things I read on /tg/.
Still an awesome read.

>>21970830
In a Vampire: the Requiem game. (that later became a V:tM game because the system and some of the fluff for V:tR sucks)

We first attempted to tame THAT GUY by bloodbinding him to another member of the group. It didn't help much, as he was still being a bitch (despite all the free crap the ST was giving him) to me about stupid stuff.

So we attempted to make sure he had a bad time by routinely fucking with his character, as his character was being a jerk.
Still didn't work
Then we royally screwed him over in his dealings at the "goblin market" where you can trade anything. (thanks partly to an epic dual by me anyways)
Yeah, he was mad.
But when he got in an idiotic fight with a werewolf, we encouraged him OOC to not back off, and so he was incapacitated.

We then told him we were switching to a game that I was running for sundays.
Then we played my game sundays, and continued the old game two other days a week ^_^

Another player sold his torpor-ed body to the Fey for awesome bonuses.

>>21974051
But HDD data can be retrieved!

>>21979006
>Most of
I managed to recover some and transfer it to an external HDD
but not much because Important things first, like the videos I've made and pictures I've taken
Some things can not be retrieved from the internet at a later date [at least not in the same quality

>>21974142
I don't get it. How's he able to act so fast? Seems like he's getting about 4 actions per turn.

>>21981325
he debuffs them so hard that they are super slow
like suddenly being attacked by someone who is 5 levels higher than you

>>21974142

I don't get it, how can you do this much stuff secretly.

>i debuffed all enemies every battle
>i cast these spells on my room
>I had a secret lair with millions of ward spells cast

Don't tell me he's passing notes to the DM because it'd be more notes than talking

We replaced him and didn't tell him about it.

>>21981325
He's cheating, haste doesn't work like he thinks it does.

>>21987386
>>21983296

Clearly you both haven't played any half-assed caster before.

There are plenty of options to get extra effects/actionslike he did. The metamagic he used also did multiple targeting and in addition contingencies applied intelligently can do everything he did automatically anyways. Belt of battle also can burn charges for more and there's always that fun level 9 spell time stop.