You hold up your hands. “Woah, woah. Just venting, ma'am. Truth be told, I'm looking forward to the chance. But still, this mission reeks.” She spins on her heel and keeps walking, her balled fists swinging at her sides the only indication of how mad she is. And you're the one that went down!

“And it's the only window we'll have.” Slider says, walking alongside you. “You heard the general. Intel says they're hurting right now for front-line aviation assets. We shut that thing down, we'll own the sky. They can't just keep cranking out all these fighters to make up for the ones they're losing.”

“Yeah, and gods know we don't want anything unpleasant happening to the Canadians. Speaking of whom, we getting any support outta them?” you ask.

Ice shakes her head. “Not if it all goes according to plan. They'll have some of their new model Arrows helping out with top cover for us both out and in, but their Hornets and witches are all assigned to the northern area.”

“Wonderful,” you grouse. “So, let's recap: shitty target, shitty flightplan, pray we don't get hit cos our nearest alternate is 400 miles away, CSAR is a huge question mark, and we're the only combat assets going in? This is a great plan! Hell, I'm excited to be a part of it!”

“And if we don't get it, it'll be a replay of the first battle of the pocket.” Ice says, quietly. “If you want out, Bishop, now's the time to say something.”

[] What, and let you have all the fun?
[] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

>>21998092
[X] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

No way in hell are we letting our witches go up there alone.

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>>21998092
>[x] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

All we are doing is the normal pre-shit-mission bitching.

>>21998092
>[] What, and let you have all the fun?

If there was ever a perfect chance to surprise 'em with our new bird, this is the time.

[] What, and let you have all the fun?
We ain't no cowards

>>21998092
>This is a great plan! Hell, I'm excited to be a part of it!
I see what you did there & I approve.

[x] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

For once I'm not late. Yay.

>>21998092
[x] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.
We are a pilot. It is our job to complain about shit. It is also our job to shoot commie scum, so we're going to do that too.

>>21998092
>[] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

>>21998092
>[] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

Oh, what a lovely mission this going to be.

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>>21998084

>created a new OP

[X] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

We just bitching about the mission...that's par for the course.

>>21998084
These 'super flankers' are they going to be Su-27M's or actually Su-35's, or ace combat like super plane?

>>21998084

[] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

Said Frank as he lewdly licks Ice

>>21998275

2lewd

>>21998275
icefags pls go

>[] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

And miss a chance to TERRIFY THE FUCK out of those Russians? Hell, no. They'll learn to call us a demon and like it.

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[x] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

Judging she's maybe not in the mood for humor, you opt instead for a more serious response.

“I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.” You say, shaking your head and earning a quirked eyebrow from Slider in the process. “Besides. I'm more worried about you. You guys don't have the range for this kind of thing, right?”

“Not normally, no.” Slider says when it becomes clear Ice doesn't plan to. “We could make the flight from here to Adak pretty easily, but past that's pushing it. Katya could probably do the whole mission by herself, but she's a monster like that.”

“So... how the hell are you getting out there?” You ask, now genuinely confused.

Slider points to a C-141 sitting near your hangar.

“MC-141. Old witch carrier concept SAC cooked up. Apparently they didn't scrap the prototypes.” She says.

You eyeball the transport dubiously. “It's a flying witch carrier?”

She nods. “Too expensive for mass production, too specialized a role, too vulnerable to long-range interceptors, Too hard to recover witches in flight. Whole program got junked back in the late 70s.”

“Well,” you say as you walk past the big jet transport. “At least it'll give you the legs to get to out there and back.”

“I already have very nice damn legs, thank you!” Slider retorts.

[] Hah, yeah, I guess so.
[] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....

>>21998092
>[] I'm not leaving you girls up there alone, Ice.

>>21998442

Play nice, children. Don't fight...no waifu-wars.

>>21998506

[] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....

"Though none has a nice butt like yours."

>>21998506
>[x] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....
Katya has you beat Slider

>>21998506
[x] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....

OI M8, IT'S LAD O'BONG, TIME FOR BANTER

>>21998506
[x] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....

>>21998506
>[] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....
>>21998539
As Ghost stokes Waifu Wars...

>>21998506

>>21998542

This. Time to counter-troll Slider for the shower prank!!

>>21998506
>[] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....

[] Hah, yeah, I guess so.

>>21998506
[x] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....

>>21998506
>[] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....
>>21998546has the right idea

>>21998506
>[] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....


poke poke

>>21998542
Replace 'butt' with 'Tail', and you're golden.

Innuendo *and* relevant familiar joke.

>>21998703
Do this please!!!

>>21998506
>[x] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....

>>21998703

YOU. I LIKE YOU.

>>21998703
this

>>21998703
I fully endorse this noble endeavor.

>>21998703
Seconding this!

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[x] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls.....

“I dunno Slider.” You say. “I mean, some of the other girls have some really nice legs too, but you've definitely got the best tail.”

“Ha-ha.” She says as the tell-tale faint blue glow of magic use surrounds her and the 'tail' of her Snake familiar emerges.

“Uh...” you say, suddenly aware that with her reflexes and speed enhanced by magic, you could be in trouble.

You might be able to make the house before she gets you. Or you could try and hide behind Ice or one of the MPs.

Or you could just run. Maybe you're still faster in a foot race?

[] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!
[] Hide behind Ice! Ice will save you!
[] Hide behind an MP! They might stop her!
[] Flee! You should be faster, right? RIGHT?
[] Other (write in)

>>21998848
>[] Flee! You should be faster, right? RIGHT?
RUN MAN RUN

>>21998848
[x] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!

KAAAAATTTTYYYAAAAA WE'RE ASKING YOU TO RETURN THE FAAAAVOOOORRR

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>>21998848
[x] Surrender

FUCK THE OPTIONS

>>21998848
>[] Hide behind Ice! Ice will save you!

because ice

>>21998848
>[x] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!
Katya HALP.

>>21998848
Throw an MP or two at her and then RUN!

Or maybe Ice...I don't know.

>>21998848
[x] Other
LETS WRASSLE

>>21998848
Hide behind Ice.

She'll protect us because of the mission. Probably...

[] I dunno, Slider. I mean, some of the other girls....

>>21998848
[x] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!

>>21998848

[ ] Hide behind... SLIDER

IT'S THE LAST PLACE SHE'LL EXPECT

>>21998848

[X] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!

Get our defector with White Knight Syndrome to return the favor.

>>21998848
[x] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!

Ice is pissed at us, Slider can order the MP to step aside, she'll chase us down eventually.

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>>21998848
>Slider
>snake
[x] Get a firm grip behind the base of the skull so she can't turn around and bite ya!

>>21998848
>[] Flee! You should be faster, right? RIGHT?

I want to see her catch us. If nothing else, it be good laugh.

>>21998891
Signed. It will catch her off-guard

>>21999023
I don't know who you are, but I love you in a totally non-platonic way.

>>21999023
I second this action.

>>21999023

It's similar to my vote, so I'm thirding it.

>>21999023
This, always listen to Steve Irwin!

>>21998848
>[X] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!

>>21999023
Well, shit. If Irwin knows best. Let's do it.

>>21998848
[x] Other
Stand your ground and play it straight!
If you budge, she will strike.
"Yeah, that's the one I'm talking about. Really like the scales forming that pattern."

>>21998848
>[x] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!

>>21999023
Go all SpecOps DE RINE on her windpipe

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>>21999097
You too.

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(this option was up by two votes when I started writing, sorry if it's outvoted now)

[x] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!

You are a fighter pilot. Possibly one of the best in the entirety of the USN, so long as you just look at the kills and not at your service record. You've been entrusted with what is, quite possibly, the most advanced piece of aeronautical hardware on earth.

And you are fleeing from a 19 year old girl with a boa constrictor tail growing out of her backside who isn't wearing pants.

You got a headstart- only just- and bolted past a very confused Ice, banking on your days running track back in high school to have carried over enough to get you to the door first. You'd entertained the thought of trying to wrestle her first- some crazy Aussie dude who deals with all kinds of killer wildlife flashed through your mid- but then you remembered: she has arms.

You open the door and dive over a very surprised Katya, landing between her bed and the bathroom wall. “HiKatyahidemepleaseIthinkSliderwantstokillme” You say, trying vainly to hide behind the cot.

Unceremoniously, she dumps a green army-issue wool blanket on you, along with what feels like everything in her locker. Where the hell did she get all this heavy shit? You think, frowning as something metallic jabs it's way into the soft spot just under your ribs.

“He went out the back.” You hear her say, sounding irritated. “Dumped out my locker trying to find a place to hide. Don't damage him too badly, please.”

You hear the sound of Slider's combat boots receding, followed by Ice. “Don't be dumb, Rachel. He's probably under that pile. There's no window big enough to get out of in the back.”

Oh shit.

[] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!
[] Beg for forgiveness!
[] Katya's got this.

>>21999023
STEVE IRWIN HAS NEVER BEEN WRONG...ABOUT SNAKES. THIS ONE.

>>21999412

[] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!

THEN


[x] Get a firm grip behind the base of the skull so she can't turn around and bite ya!

WE WILL GET OUR STEVE IRWIN OPTION. NO MATTER WHAT

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>>21999412
>no Steve Irwin

RAILROADING

>>21999412

>Ice has thrown us to the wolves...or rather the snake-girl

[X] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!

STEVE IRWIN TIME!

[] Beg for forgiveness!

>>21999412
[x] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!

>>21999412
[x] Katya's got this.

Ice, you bitch. What the fuck did we do to you to get your panties in a wad?

>>21999446
>[] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!THEN[x] Get a firm grip behind the base of the skull so she can't turn around and bite ya!WE WILL GET OUR STEVE IRWIN OPTION. NO MATTER WHAT

>>21999464

You mean

[ ] Flirt with Slider some more

>>21999412
>[x] Katya's got this.
But if she fails...
>[x]Ambush!

>>21999412
[x] Wait for her to get closer, then ambush!

Wait, what's that metal thing in our ribs? Is it one of those fancy snake-handling sticks? It better be.

>>21999412
>[] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!

Ice, why you so heartless...

>>21999412
>[] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!
we steve irwin now

>>21999501

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXh0rLQPK5g

>>21999412
[x] Katya's got this.

Gotta trust our wingmate.

>>21999412
>[] Katya's got this.

>>21999412
>[] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!

Ice is mad because we talked about dying.

>>21999412
>[] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!

>>21999412
[x] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!
You gotta trust in the Irwin when it comes to snakes.
[x] Get a firm grip behind the base of the skull so she can't turn around and bite ya!

>>21999493
It's probably Katya's third back-up knife or something similar.

>>21999548
Then she needs to take some goddamn Midol or something. What, a combat vet can't joke about gallows humor anymore? Is that all it takes to get our CO royally pissed at us? If it is, it's high time we ask for a transfer.

>>21999655
>Forgetting that our CO is still a moody teenager who still hasn't quite forgiven Fronk for nearly getting himself killed.

[X] Katya's got this.

She knows what she's doing

>>21999655
Psst. She cares about Fronk - everyone in the squadron really - so it's understandable for her to get somewhat pissy when he jokes about dying after just nearly dying.

>>21999655

This >>21999679

Ice is only 18 years old, and she thought she had just lost her first squadmate.

>>21999655

>not getting the whole "everyone cares for Fronk" thing
>forgetting that everyone in the squadron almost tore themselves apart when Fronk went MIA, even Slider
>you eejit

>>21999655
We just returned from being shot down over hostile territory, being MIA for a week and possible being KIA.
And the squadron basically went full emo over it.

>>21999589
Our ribs are the resting place of our tomcat. We don't need more foreign objects there.

>>21999725
>Fronk
>not Fronkreich
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qHovGCP9uU

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[x] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!

You panic for the tiniest fraction of a second- you've got no way out, now.

They you remember- you grew up with two brothers and a hyperactive little sister that absolutely refused to be left out of anything- up to and including roughhousing.

You have to judge by sound, but you can hear Slider getting closer... closer. She's probably confident in her quickness- a mistake, you're sure. In close like this, with no real room to get out of reach, you're willing to bet you superior size and weight will count for a lot more.

You shift ever so slightly- hopefully slightly enough that Slider won't notice. You're not sure how much stuff is piled on top of you, but it feels like quite a bit.

Which makes you wonder, again, where she got it all.

You wait till you hear the bootsteps stop just at the end of Katya's bed before you strike.

Skidding across the wood floor, you grab Slider by her ankles and pull her to the ground, while Katya looks on laughing the whole time, and Ice stands on her own bed, safely out of the melee on the floor.

A mad scramble for position ensues, with you locking one arm around the base of her skull, accepting the crushing press of a snake tail around your guts as inevitable.
“So Frank!” She gasps while you do your level best to not choke her out while trying to choke her out. “Care to repeat that comment about- hurk- tails?”

[] I SAID YOURS WAS THE NICEST
[] I'LL NEVER TALK!
[] Drag Ice into it.
[] Other! (write-in)

>>21999589
This Snake has arms, magic AND USMC training.

[X]Katya's got this. She's nothing if not trustworthy.

>>21999900
>[] I SAID YOURS WAS THE NICEST
well, hers is the nicest

>>21999900
[]OTHER

Go Steve irwin

"And here we have the "Slider" Very Dangerous, Very Venemous snake. one of only 3 species in the world known to use magic"

>>21999900

[] I SAID YOURS WAS THE NICEST
Then
[] Drag Ice into it

And we do this while eyeballing Ice.

>>21999900
>[] I SAID YOURS WAS THE NICEST

>>21999900
[x] I SAID YOURS WAS THE NICEST

Slider got dat badonkadonk.

>>21999918
Aw balls. This always happens.

>captcha: manspit Mar.
Gross.

>>21999934
THIS or >>21999939

>>21999900
Drag Ice into it. As much as she's justified being angry she needs to lighten up some.

[] I SAID YOURS WAS THE NICEST

>>21999900
>[] I'LL NEVER TALK!

>>21999934
>>21999900
FULL STEVE IRWIN IS THE ONLY OPTION

>>21999934
I SECOND THIS ANON

>>21999934
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

>>21999934
>Steve Erwin route

Shame on you guys for caving in so easily to her demands. We're better than that.

>>21999900
[X] Drag Ice into it.

She needs a good wrasslin. After we get her into it we can get her and Slider to grapple and leave the wrestling pile and go somewhere else with Katya.

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>>21999934
It's gotta be this. In a silly 'strayan accent.

>>21999934
This

>>21999900
THIIIIS >>21999934

>>21999900

>>21999934
This then,

[] Drag Ice into it.

"And you! How can you sell me out like that!"

>>21999446
>[] wait for her to get closer, then ambush!
>THEN
>[x] Get a firm grip behind the base of the skull so she can't turn around and bite ya!

Crocodile hunter started in 1996 right? How the hell does Frank know about Steve Irwin already?

>>21999934
What this guy said.

>>22000006
you misunderstand. the crocdile hunter heard about us

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>>22000000

>>22000006
Fronk was the one who inspired the show, or can see the future or shit like that.

[x] I SAID YOURS WAS THE NICEST

I missed some nice chances to vote due to stupid work.

[x] >>21999934
[x] Drag Ice into it.

Truly today is a great day to multi-option.

>>22000006
Same way Young flew an electric shark plane.

>>22000000
22 million get.

>>22000000
very nice! also >>21999934

>>21999971

YES.

ADDING THIS TO MY VOTE >>21999939

>>22000006
>>[X] Get to the house! Hide! Maybe Katya will protect you!

Maybe he's channelling that Crocodile Dundee movie

>>21999990
Mc in SWQ was signing a parody of guns n roses, i think its ok. so I vote irwin.

>>22000104

This clip, especially?

http://youtu.be/01NHcTM5IA4

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[x] Other! (write-in)
[x] Drag Ice into it.

“And heeyah we hayve tha "sloidah" vary dang'rous, vary venimous snayke. Wan of ownleh threy spaycies in the warld known teh yews magec!” You yell in your best Australian accent, while silently thanking god there's no Australians there to skin you for it.

Slider takes the opportunity to flip you over, landing herself on top- which you counter by rolling into Ice's bed. She yelps when your combined weight causes her to lose her balance and fall to the floor- making her fair game.

“Hey Slider,” you say, looking at your momentarily confused CO. “Truce?”

“Hmm. Truce. Get her legs?” Slider says, relaxing her tail's deathgrip on your stomach. You'll probably have a bruise there.

“Deal. I didn't know that fucking thing was prehensile.” You say, letting go of her.

Ice looks at you, then at Slider, then back to you.

“Oh no.” she says, shaking her head. “No no no. No.”

[] Oh yes.
[] Spoilsport.

>>22000216
[X]OH YEAH

we kool-aid man now

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>>22000216
Oh yes yes yes

[] Oh yes.

TICKLE ATTACK

>>22000216
>[x] Oh yes.

>>22000216

>[] Oh yes!

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>>22000216
[x] Oh yes.

>>22000216
>[] Oh yes.
it's happening

>>22000216

[X] Oh yes.

We've never heard Ice laugh so...Fronk uses CHINESE TICKLE TORTURE!

>>22000216
>[x]Oh yes.

>>22000216

[ ] OH YES. VERY YES. VERY, VERY YES.

IT'S LEWDTIMES

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>>22000216

>>22000216
>[] Oh yes. yes. yes. yes. yes. yes.

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>>22000216
>OH YES
Was there ever another option?

>>22000216
Throw Ice at Slider and ESCAPE!

>>22000216

[x] Oh yes.

ha ha time to NTR Katya right in front of her face

>>22000216
[x] Oh yes.

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>>22000216
[x] Oh yes.

It's on.

>>22000337
We don't NTR. IF the chicks fall for us it's because we are that awesome.

>>22000216
OH YEAH

>>22000216
>>22000290
"Hey Katya! they taught you some Spetsnaz tickle torture right?"

>>22000453
yes, YES. get her involved too

>>22000453
THIS

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[x] Oh yes.

“Hey Slider.” You say, almost conversationally, edging around one side of your CO.

“Hmm?” She answers, going around the other side.

“Isn't our boss ticklish?” You grin wickedly.

“I think she just might be.” Slider responds.

“Shall we find out?”

“No, no you shan't.” Ice says, still backing up. “I'm not playing guys I- “

“Get her!” Slider yells, diving in and tackling your CO.

Your boss's flailing legs prove to be a challenge- it takes a second to get one, then the other.

“So what now?” You ask, suddenly at a loss for what to do- it's taking both hands to keep hold of Ice, and Slider's not having the easiest time of it either.

[] Uh... little help, Katya?
[] I got it! Hey Merlin, go fill the tub with cold water.
[] well... we probably do have things to do, you know.
[] Risk letting go so you can tickle her.
[] other!

>>22000453
Bringing Katya in on this can only end well. Do it.

>>22000474
[x] I got it! Hey Merlin, go fill the tub with cold water.

>>22000474
[x] A little help here Katya?

We need more haaaaaaaaands.

>>22000474
[X] Uh... little help, Katya?

Yes, we need Katya for this, we get the legs, Slider gets the arms, and Katya unleashes Russian Tickling Techniques forged in the freezing winter.

>>22000474

[] Uh... little help, Katya?
[] I got it! Hey Merlin, go fill the tub with cold water.

MAXIMUM SHENANIGANS

>>22000474
>[] Uh... little help, Katya?

>>22000474
[x] Uh... little help, Katya?

SPETSNAZ TICKLE TORTURE

>>22000474
Do this >>22000453

>>22000474

[X] Uh... little help, Katya?

>>22000474
[X}Other
"Katya, help with the tickling. Merlin, go fill the tub with cold water."

>>22000474
>[x] Uh... little help, Katya?

>>22000474
>[x] Uh... little help, Katya?
This >>22000453

>>22000474
>[x] Uh... little help, Katya?

>>22000474
>[] Uh... little help, Katya?
>[] I got it! Hey Merlin, go fill the tub with cold water.

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>>22000474

[x] Admire leggggs up close while torturing

>>22000474
[x] Uh... little help, Katya?

Ice gonna be mad, but the squadron needs this: unit bonding + morale boost

>>22000572
With a light dash of sexual harassment.

>>22000553
>fill the tub with cold water
>In Wintertime
>in fucking Alaska

There is "funtimes", and then there is assholedome. That would solidly be in the latter.

>>22000474
>[] Uh... little help, Katya?

[] Uh... little help, Katya?
No need for overkill. The Merlin would go to far.

And we must remember not to go to far either. Some fun is good, but no need to push it.

>>22000474

[] Uh... little help, Katya?

Tub of cold water in Alaskan winter is too far. We don't want our CO to catch a cold.

>>22000611
Also Merlin should be kept away from such bad things.

>>22000697
Or get 'iced'.

>>22000474
[x] Uh... little help, Katya?
May as well try to drag her into the fun.

>involving Katya
You just know she's going to go after Fronk, right?

[x] Uh... little help, Katya?

>>22000745
Maybe, doubt anyone cares; the hijinks train has no breaks

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>>22000745

Turnabout is fair play

Something to keep in mind for Merlin's birthday: find somebody on base who can draw, commission a pic of a P-51 with her installed where the engine should be.

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>>22000806
Fantastic!

>>22000806
How is that supposed to be flattering exactly? You lost me.

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[x] Uh... little help, Katya?

“Uh... hey Katya! Little help?” You ask, indicating your squirming CO. It's almost an afterthought at this point that you notice she's clearly using magic too- not to much effect.

Katya looks over at you, your laughing XO, and your thrashing CO. She smiles, closing her book. “What would you have me do, Frank?”

“I dunno. You learn any Soviet tickle torture or something?” You say.

Her smile brightens. “Of course!”

“Oh, good. Mind showing our boss here how it works?” You ask, elated.

“Of course not Frank!” she says, the her own familiar's ears and tail emerging.

Then she tackles you.

“CRAP!” you note, losing your grip on your CO, allowing her to spin on Slider.

“This isn't what I meant!” you yell as Katya plants a knee in the middle of your back

[] Roll!
[] Ok ok! You win!
[] Do your worst!
[] other

>>22000878
Best Engine
Best RIO

>>22000881
[x] Roll!

>>22000881
[x] Do your worst!
I got two brothers and a sister! Your tickles fall on sides like stone!

>>22000881
>[] other
I smell foreboding. Let's run

[x] Ok ok! You win!

I don't think resisting is a good idea

>>22000881

>[] Roll!
>[] MERLIN HALP

>>22000881
[x] Do your worst!

Have at thee!

>>22000881
>[] Do your worst!
>[] Roll into Ice and Slider!

>>22000881
[X] Roll!

Roll, grab, hug. If we're feeling ballsy we can kiss her, that'll shock her enough to give us the upper hand.

>>22000881
[x] Roll!
ABORT ABORT

>>22000943
THIS, Shock and Awe!

>>22000881
I vote for rolling into Ice and Slider while yelling for Merlin to help.

Best outcome for either giant squadron wide tickle fight or just plain escaping

>>22000881
[x] Roll!

Deathroll! Deathroll! Drag her under!

>“Of course not Frank!” she says, the her own familiar's ears and tail emerging.
Do we even know what her familiar is?

>>22000881
[x] other
Fight back just so much they have to restrain you with their collective weight, then enjoy.

>>22000977
I'm going to assume a black cat until proven otherwise.

>>22000975

ALL IN

>>22000977
Tentacle monster.
PREPARE TO BE VIOLATED.

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>>22000881

>>22000881

[ ] ROLL ROLL ROLL

DO A BARREL ROLL

>>22000977

Cat. A big cat, according to Ghost in IRC...like Grandma Sanya

>>22000943
I agree with this guy.
>>22000881
[x]Roll and Kiss

That should give us five minutes while her brain reboots.

>>22001071

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_%28cat%29

This big enough for you?

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>>22001071
>>22001139
Why not a dog?

>>22001205
awwww. He wants to play! how adorable

>>22000943
>>22000970
>>22001128
This is something incredibly stupid to do right before a mission. I just want you to realize that.

>>22001205
I don't think genetics works like that.

>>22001250
Why else do you think they're doing it? This is what happens when you open the gate of hijinks: People going full retard.

>>22001250

Well only 3 people suggesting it. So it won't be used in any case.

>>22000881

[x] PRESS Z OR R TWICE!

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[x] Roll!

Chips are down, and there's a giggling Russian planted squarely on your back. The only reason she wasn't able to get your arms was because you'd tucked them under your chest- a trick learned after many long bouts against your siblings. Protect them now, use them later.

She picked a bad way to pin you though- one knee in your back, her other leg off to one side, leaving you free to roll without fear of trapping a limb inadvertently.

So you roll- right into Ice, who falls over on top of you both.

“Bishop.” She hisses, as you rapidly try to think up an escape. “I am going to kick your ass.”

“Not my idea ma'am!” You say, pulling her between you and Katya. “Blame Slider!”

“Who?” Slider says, now sitting on top of her own bed, safely out of reach. “Innocent little me? Start a ruckus like this?”

“Oh, for the love of... “ You sigh, trying to keep Ice between you and Katya.

“Alright, Alright. Enough you two.” Ice says. “Bishop, you need to plan your load, and Patty and Nicole should be about done cooking dinner.”

[] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible.
[] Nope!
[] Other!

>>22001374
>[] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible.

>>22001374

[x] Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, I can be responsible now boss.

>>22001374
>[x] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible.
Just this once of course.

>>22001374
Can we tickle her briefly to see what happens then run to the hanger to be responsible?

>>22001374

[X] "Fine fine, I can be responsible now, boss. Had to get that out of my system."

Time to plan a load for the mission.

>>22001374

[x] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible.

"This wouldn't have happened if you hadn't ratted me out for no reason."

>>22001374
Frank's load
>plan for Katya

>>22001425
Hm. I like it. Cackling like a madman is, of course, mandatory.

>>22001374
>[] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible.
We have Commies to kill, after all.

>>22001374
>[] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible. Boss. Sassafrassarassum.

[x] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible.

>>22001374
"Buuut Mom, I wanna play some more."

Pout and look petulant before stomping off to do our plane load.

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>>22001440

Stop it...

>>22001374
[x] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible.

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>>22001446
Why of course!

Pick only slightly related.

>>22001374
[x] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible.

>>22000878
Go look up what engine the P-51 used.

we dead?

>>22001968

Nah, just be patient. Ghost is typing as we speak.

>>22001968
It takes a little bit.

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...

>>22001968
It takes time to write

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[x] Fine fine, I guess I can be responsible.

“Buuuuuut mooooom...” you whine, trying to do your best impression of a pre-teen. “I wanna play some more!”

“I'll just bet you do!” Slider hoots.

“Ok, ok.” You admit, chuckling. “I walked into that one.”

You've got most of your maps and assorted load sheets in the squadron offices- occupying the floor above the hangar, they'd doubled as Rand and Rudel's quarters briefly, before those two were moved to other housing nearby. No telling how long that will last, of course, especially if someone finds out your squadron has an empty rack in their own qunoset hut.

The round trip on the mission is close to 3000 miles- well, well beyond the unrefueled range of even your XF-02B, which boasts a very impressive range for a fighter. Especially with a meaningful combat load.

The target is the Flying soviet carrier, as well as the captured base facilities at Shemya island, one of the westernmost in the Aleutian chain. Satellite intelligence shows that the reds have been using the captured base's facilities to house Bombers- Badgers, mostly- presumably to help defend their supply line into Nome. It's also suspected to be the base where they're keeping the flying carrier- it's out of the way and very hard to get at for the forces in Alaska. The latest satellite images showed front-line Flankers- or flanker derivatives, anyway- on the pad at the base, leading command to believe the carrier's in the area.

1/2

The suggested load for this flight is Mostly AA- Eight new-model agiles in the nacelle bays, a pair of harpoons in the centerline, eight AMRAAMS on two of your wing harpoints, two external tanks, and 2 racks loaded with 3 CBU-87s each.

Alternate one dispenses with the Harpoons for a dozen BLU-107s, alt two drops them for a further four AMRAAMS. Alt three drops 4 AMRAAMS for another six CBU-87s for runway attacks, and alt four. Drops the harpoons for four AGM-88 HARMs.

[] Suggested!
[] Alt 1 (airfield killer)
[] Alt 2 (Air dominance fighter)
[] Alt 3 (Attacker)
[] Alt 4 (Wild weasel)

[] These plans suck! I want something else! (keep in mind that even with 2 external tanks, you're looking at one refueling hitch both ways. dropping them will require an additional refueling, especially if you're in combat for an extended period of time)

[x] Suggested!

>>22002153
[x] Alt 1 (airfield killer)

The witches can't really haul heavy ordnance, so they can keep the fighters off us while we neutralize the airfield.

>>21998506
>witch carrier plane
SEE I TOLD YOU ALL
you said I was crazy for making a Witch Carrier
but i told you it was a brilliant idea!

>>22002153
[x] Alt 4 (Wild weasel)

CBUs are good runway fuckers, but we need something to deal with SAMs

>>21999718
semi serious real military navy thing.

she needs a SNCO badly to keep her from falling apart, I could really see older witches who don't want to fly serving as this or as the Division officers/wing commanders since 18 year olds in command positions.. rarley works out well..

>>22002153
>[x] Alt 1 (airfield killer)
What the hell would we need Harpoons for?

>>22002153
Going for Alt one unless somebody can convince me we need an anti-ship missile on a mission where I see no ships.

>>22002256
We've got witches. I'm pretty sure they can slip in and take out the SAMs before the Reds realize what's happening.

>>22002223
>highly impractical
Pretty sure you were told this.

[x] Suggested!

>>22002153

[X] Suggested!

We can use the CBU-87 clusters for the airfield and runway.

>>22002269
Red Navy might have some pickets around the island.

>>22002275
Probably for the flying aircraft carrier, but if its as big as i think it is, two harpoons are going to be a drop in the bucket.

>>22002153
>[x] Suggested!

>>22002296
Better idea: we steal the carrier.

>>22002285
The clusters won't deal enough damage to the runway. Any craters they make can easily be filled in, while BLUs will actually crater and displace the entire goddamn slab, which would force them to break it down and repour the whole damn thing.

Taking out the ability for them to utilize their strategic bombers would give the US a HUGE advantage.

>>22002153
>[] Alt 1
We are the only ones who can that can carry ordnance heavy enough to kill airfields. We ahve to take it.

>>22002275
>>22002269
For taking down their gigantic flying aircraft carrier. Or do you think throwing 10 Sidewinders would kill it?

>>22002153
[x] Suggested!

>>22002153
[x] SUGGESTED

new model agiles make me happy. Very very happy.

>>22002153

[x] Alt 1 (airfield killer)

>>22002305
Hmm. Have Katya bullshit her way into the cockpit, maybe, then we use Loadout 1 to crater the runway after she and Merlin steal the carrier? That way they can't send any other birds after it.

>>22002344
>>22002296
Ok I see that, but can a harpoon track the flying carrier?

Its a purpose built anti ship missile designed to wave skim. The carrier is flying. That's my problem.

>>22002153
Ok, [these plans suck]

I'm saying we make this a combined operation, since a pure fighter mission is suicide.

Since this is a island base, and there should be assets, we make this a combined operation.

Refuling will be provided by either smaller F-14 or C-2 if we can get carrier assets, if not, we can do it with a carrier.

However, we need distractions and AA cover, so we should see if we can get several advanced cruisers or electronic warfare birds from the AF, they should even the odds with their jamming abilities and missiles. For the carrier, we need to get specops on the island to cause chaos on the ground (also give us some more targets on the ground). We are an advanced multirole plane, but we should be focusing on supporting special operations, and using our largest weapons to damage the airfields in case this goes south.

Can we get submarine based SF to invade, or any sort of naval assets? It will determine how we should plan this. If it is a pure flying mission, it is suicide, because they have the AA advantage unless we can get naval units and stealth units to eliminate any AA before we take on the carrier.

The carrier I suspect would go down if we could get anything that could launch larger cruise missiles since our missiles aren't large or powerful enough to damage it.

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>>22002370
>>22002305
>2 witches BSing their way into the cockpit
>implying it isn't a goddamn bridge

Tell me. Could Katya and Merlin steal the Saratoga on their little lonesome?

>>22002153
[x] Suggested!
Sticking with suggested loadout.

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>>22002305

>>22002382
Pilotball yuo are an pilot, yuo are not mission commandant. Decision is not of yours to be making.

>>22002375
Luckly my friend, we have Tomahawk equiped and SM-2 units, the SM-2 should be able to take down any flying units, but

>>22002375
I don't think we can take on the carrier, I say we lure it to a death field, and let conventional units take it out, while we focus on destroying support structure and enemy transports. If we can destroy their beacheheads, we can take the fight to Russia, and potentially neutralize Vladivostok in one fell operation, thus protecting Canada from invasion.

>>22002153

[ ] FUCK THAT. JUICEBOXES. JUICEBOXES EVERYWHERE

>>22002382
>trying to tell how the entire mission should go

NavalAnon you say a lot of stupid shit, but this is a whole new level.

>>22002416
loooool i have seen the damn carriers, engineering alone is.. too many people and if the thing uses any sort of non conventional engine it might either (assuming lol soviet RBMK style reactor design) explode in a nuclear fireball, or if its logical fail.. violently and cause the thing to crash.

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>>22002382
Who the hell do you think we are to have the kind of pull to rewrite the entire goddamn mission?