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>and I lost a few

Did you put them all in your butt? How did it feel getting them all out again?

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Oh dear god

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/tg/... I hope you never change.

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>and I lost a few

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>>22034231

>>22033767
So who won the game?

>What the hell is this guy going on abo-
>see name
Oh god

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>>22034251

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>>22034266

How did you lose a few? WHAT DID YOU DO?

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>>22033767
>and I lost a few

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Science achieved.
Good days work, gentlemen.

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>>22034272

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>and I lost a few

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So, no progress on the two characters, I take it?

I was looking forward to the Ass Blade Bandit.

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>>22033767
Oh god. Oh god. Oh god its you. You actually fucking did it.

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>>22033767
>lost a few.
WHERE DID THEY GO?

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>>22033767
Damn. How long ago was that thread?
How long has OP been working on this "research"?
Because I gotta say, you're either very unhurried, or very, very thorough.

>>22034219
I bought a thousand. The most I could fit in there at one time was 463 after a big poop, and after a week of Science, i had 982 exactly.

There were casualties, but it was all in the name of research. You're welcome.

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>>22034423
My hero.

>>22034371
For the woefully uninformed.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20079827/

So you put 463 marbles in your butt?

>not been to /tg/ in months
>come back
>see this

Do I even want to know?

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>>22034423

>losing 18 Marbles in your shit chute.

>>22034453
Now I have no choice but to find out what this is all about.

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>>22034423
>There were casualties
This made me turn my face and grit my teeth.

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>>22034423
Oh god, I don't even want to know but I do.

>>22034462
We were doing science.

>>22034403
it was months ago. In that time, I moved into a new home (alone), and was forced to buy a new computer due to some unrelated marble difficulties.

Research only lasted about a week, because there is only so many marbles you can take without getting fatigued, but i'm sure if i had an enema, i could go further.

>>22034526
Someone buy this man an enema kit!

>>22034526
Did you eat them or...Oh god. HOW DID YOU LOSE SOME?

>>22034541
>/tg/ crowdsources enema kits
>no one surprised

>>22034463
what the fuck
i haven't laughed this hard in like a month

>>22034556
I'll go start the kickstarter page.

>>22034526
Holy shit, it was 5 months ago... Fuck me, its been that LONG??? Oh, god.... OH GOD....

>>22034371
Saved for my next thread.

>>22034398
I honestly don't know. Probably the same place the magnet went. I blame Slaanesh.

>>22034460
Yes.

>>22034568
I think this violates the Kickstarter TOS.
...
To indiegogo!

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>>22034574
>Probably the same place the magnet went
>the magnet

Why do this?

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>>22034574
>magnet

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>>22034589

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>>22034589
Because of science.

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>>22034621
>This entire thread

>>22034621
>>22034624
Science for what? What purpose does losing a magnet and marbles in your anus serve?

>>22034569
What the fuck am I doing with my life.
That thread feels like it was yesterday, fuck everything is going too fast.

Don't blame slaanesh, people like you CAUSED Slaanesh.

>>22034634
Right? Oh god... OH GOD.

>>22034632
Can't hear you over all this SCIENCE

>>22034632
To test to see how many marbles can fit in a human's colon of course.

>>22034632
Science.

I feel like more people than /tg/ should see this thread.

>>22034640
>Dr. Ass Marbles confirmed for Eldar

This thread is so gay.

AND I LOVE IT

>>22034632
My intention was not to lose them. My intention was to see if one magnet would effect the other magnet in there from the outside, like putting one above and under a table(Yes), and then to see how many marbles could fit.

The estimate was somewhere in the ball park of 1900. The reality was far lower, as i could literally force in no more.

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>>22034677
/tg/ Totally Gay.

>>22034666
Trips confirm that more people need to see this.
Someone begin putting together the screencap.

>>22034632
NIGGA DO YOU EVEN SCIENTIFIC METHOD?
WE ALREADY DEFINED THE PURPOSE OF THE LAB, TO SEE HOW MANY MARBLES A MAN CAN SHOVE UP HIS ASS.
NOW WE NEED TO DEFINE AND REMOVE SYSTEMATIC/RANDOM ERRORS THEN REPEAT THE EXPERIMENT.

>>22034681
You did follow the advice of the last thread and stopped if you felt any pain, right? Remember the stories in the last thread.

Anyway, glad to hear you didn't wind up on the news as "Man admitted to hospital for internal bleeding, shoved marbles in his own ass until bursting. When asked why, responded "The internet wanted to know for science."

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>>22034681
>as i could literally force in no more.

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Dear lord, OP is a god.
>mfw this thread

>>22034681
>magnets in yer guts
Jerks like you are why we can't have nice things.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technology-blog/buckyballs-banned-severe-safety-concerns-173914700.html

>>22034681
Did the magnet work?

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I was gonna go surf /d/ but I stayed here instead.

>>22034666
>666
By Satan's will, IT SHALL BE DONE.

>>22034666
Trips demands this.

>>22034743
i already said Yes.

>>22034718
Are you the same guy that gave said advice? If so, thank you for your concern.

On a slightly related note, after Stage One of my research was complete, i've yet to be constipated so far, and i theorize that i will not for a long time to come.

I am simultaneously intrigued and horrified. How big were the marbles OP? Any measurements?

>>22034666
Trips of Slaanesh?

As She Who Thirsts demands.

>>22034788
There are more stages? Aren't you shitting them all out when you go poop?

>>22034788
the man with the golden anus...just out of curiosity you wouldn't happen to be open to homosex would you?

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>>22034788
i can't fucking believe you didn't record any of this
you could be getting real lfie CASH for this crazy level of debauchery.
this is lucius tier man

>>22034788
Nah, I was in that thread though. I'm rereading the last thread right now. You crazy fucking bastard, I never thought you would actually do it. Then I saw your name and it all came back to me.

Shine on you crazy diamond, shine on.

Lord Ass Marbles, Slaanesh requests that people other than /tg/ see this.

Do you have any particular boards/forums you'd like us to link to this?

>>22034854
What happens in /tg/, stays in /tg/, man.

That's the unwritten rule.

>>22034869
We Vegas now.

>>22034854
>>22034869
Well, we could tell /d/ about it. It'd be our little secret.

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>>22034869
But what about /d/?

We're always called "/d/-lite", but this is our chance to prove ourselves MORE perverted than /d/!

>>22034904
Aren't we a quarter or a half of /d/ anyway? Not sure if we should bother, if they don't already know.

>>22034904
I thought we WERE /d/?

ltiverli productivity
Well, cappy,......

>>22034919
Every day /tg/ proves itself more deviant than /d/

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>>22034632

>>22034919
>MORE perverted than /d/
That's actually not hard.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, because apparently I have this compulsion to state the obvious:
/d/ has its comfort zone. /d/ does not like to go outside that comfort zone.
Try to get them outside of that comfort zone, and they turn into the biggest bunch of fuckin' prudes you'll ever see.

>>22034974
Their comfort zone is just shitting dick nipples?

I'm glad people are still willing to put themselves on the line for curiousity. It is a beautiful thing really.

>>22034790
One half-inch diameter.

>>22034819
Stage Two is when i buy an enema and try again. I did not wait for fecal matter to pile up around them for retrieval, no, that would have obliterated my toilet. Once i reached in there and popped out a few gravity did the rest, with only minimal pushing. In the bath tub, with a towel i would Never use again.

>>22034826
Believe it or not, i'm actually heterosexual.

>>22034827
For obvious reasons, i do not wish my name to ever be known for this. I DO have a family and all, as well as a very recognizable ass. I'm even on the phone with my mother right now, and she keeps asking why i suddenly burst into side-obliterating laughter.

Just recently somebody theorized that you'd died. Glad to see you didn't.

>>22034974
I go there for futa. The second I see a diaper, poop or a fart cloud, I close the tab, the browser, clear my cache, wipe my HD, burn it with termite, call my mom, her mom, the cops, nasa and the emperor.

>>22034988
Shine on, you crazy star. You continue making our days brighter.

>>22034988
>as well as a very recognizable ass

None of the images that came to my mind were good.

>>22034988
But how will your science ever be peer reviewed?

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>>22034988

>I do have a family and all

Mfw anyone in my family could be doing things like this right now and I'd never know

“-The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality-”

Lovecraft could never have been more right about this

>>22034988
Dark Gods, I'm hoping it's just a giveaway tattoo.
>his ass is recognizable because it's the one full of marbles

>>22034995
>burn it with termite

You burn it with small wood eating bugs? How do you make fire with living things?

>>22034854
I pretty much stay on /tg/. While i'm too much of a shut in to go to game places, I've always loved the stories and character art threads. The only Quest thread I love is Heretical Love, with that magnificent Hue machine Papa N.

>>22034995
>Not going there for the very rare tentacle and monster girl threads
Do you even pervert?

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>>22035034
I'd just like to say that you are one magnificent bastard.

See pic related: This is you.

>>22034988
Your mother is browsing /tg/ as we speak. And she's just seen this post. Quick, create a distraction!

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>>22035021
Isn't that obvious? Your turn.

no fucking way

he's back

i am so glad i came to /tg/ tonight

>>22035049
I have to ask, Dr. Ass Marbles. What was the explanation you penned up for this experiment, in the chance that something went terribly wrong? Did it have the words SCIENCE in it a few times?

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>>22035049

>>22035049
Perhaps I'll try to find the efficiency with which d4's can be packed in a human colon.
Hypothesis: 60% packing efficiency

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>>22035045
I hope a picture of an old meme will suffice! If not, I can post a pony or some shit.

So the moral of the story is that the Drow should be going for ass-spiders instead of a spider-womb?

>Wishing I had that screencap

>>22035075
100% bleeding efficiency.

>>22035075
My hypothesis is that you'll have a few new holes. Try d20s, or d12s. If d20s, record how many were shown as 1s or 20s.

>>22035075
>d4
>the pointiest of all regular polygons

This may be a bad idea.
But when have we ever let that get in the way of SCIENCE!

>>22035092
>polygon
Polyhedron. I meant polyhedron.

>>22035081
The moral of the story is that when choosing a race for your new rogue, keep in mind choosing marbles means you success on a CR 80 escape artist check.

>>22035062
It only had the word "Science" and the blankest stare i could muster. I would hope that they would assume i was on drugs, and leave it at that.

>>22035045
There is no distraction needed. She would not comprehend the knowledge she has obtained, and simply repress it. Probably with alcohol.

>>22035065
More appropriate.

>>22035075
Not even a Warrior of Science such as I would dare that one. Find another for the task.

>>22035105
>Anal spelunker?
I remember that thread.

>>22035032
do you even science?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermite

>>22035234
Do you even pay attention? Read what he wrote
>>22034995

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>>22035262
Please tell me how this is relevant at-fucking-all

>>22035301
Attention to detail is one of the most important tools a scientist has. >>22035234 should get the fuck out

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I'd like to remind everyone that, in the first thread, there was talk of stating the BBEG Dr Ass Marbles, and his brother, the Ass Blade Bandit.

I am not familiar with any game system enough to do so on my own, but I HAVE given the exact maximum ammo the Ass Marble Artillery can hold at any given time.

I hope this was enough.

>>22035357
You've taught us how to turn a man's ass into a canister-round cannon. You've done enough.

>>22035357
You're a good man, Doctor.

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>>22035380
I've done all I can.

... For now.

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>>22035343
Allow me to give you a quick rundown of what has transpired in this thread:

>>22034995
>The second I see a diaper, poop or a fart cloud, I close the tab, the browser, clear my cache, wipe my HD, burn it with termite,
>burn it with termite

>>22035032
>You burn it with small wood eating bugs? How do you make fire with living things?
>small wood eating bugs

>>22035234
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermite

>>22035262
>Do you even pay attention? Read what he wrote

>mfw

So, we're done then? Please shut up now, attention to detail and all that.

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>Read this thread.
>Discussing it and Dr. Ass Marbles with friends who are also reading the thread.
>Friend steps out to look at the meteor shower going on.
>Have a thought.
>Friend returns.
>"You know... maybe it's not just a meteor shower. Maybe someone packed the atmosphere's colon with space marbles."
>Oh god I've finally gone mad.

>>22035423
Love how you editied out the insult on the second to last quote

>>22034666
nice trips, and also, just posted to /b/
>>>/b/443512428

>>22035443
Eh, fuck. I see how that is really bad editing etiquette, but I edited it out because it added little to the point

>>22035357
I dunno. Maybe a Monk/Hulking Hurler with feats to use your anus instead of your hands for monk abilities/grappling?

Or a Wizard/Master of the Unseen Hand, who muzzle-loads his ass like a cannon before firing it by using telekinesis to force air down his digestive tract?

Or that one thing that turns you partially into a beholder + Beholder Mage + Hulking Hurler, and using the free magehand that being a Beholder Mage gets to hurl marbles from your ass

>>22035450
Why /b/ of ALL places?

>>22035536
More amusing is that /b/ immediately demanded pics.

>they are men of science, they want to see supporting evidence and research notes.

>>22034423
>i had 982 exactly
i would like a video of you pooping all of those marbles out, plox

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In part two of the research, I'll record it. I suppose I'll have to find a mask of some sort to hide my identity, and pray that no one who knows me visits what ever porn site I'll have to upload this on, so that my ass is not recognized.

My new laptop has a webcam, you see.

Also; is this in the archive? I'd hate to lose such a hilarious thread.

>>22035714
don't post it on a porn site. well, i guess you can.

i'd just upload to a fileshare and post the link.

>>22035503
I'd go for a monk. You can use any body part to attack. I don't know how ranged attacks RAW is done, but I don't think there's much needed for any particular character build.

If this was a 2e, I'd build a warrior and and say that the marbles are statted as darts.

The sheer amount of pure marble-saturation in air every turn would be something unbelievable.

>>22035714
Oh god no... And then I see a pic. Better turn off the internet for this day and go and eat something outside, for the rest of the whole day.

Was reading this thread:
>>>/co/43953863
And realized they'd be amused/horrified.

>>22035714

It is now. We, ah, will need the video in the future. Of course.

>>22035714
Doc, will you allow me to craft a mask for you? I must do my part in the name of "Science!"

>>22036298
Please elaborate. What type of material, and style of mask?

>>22036361
I was just thinking of something to hide the face which can be worn in a way that leaves your hands free. Nothing complicated. Just some leather in the shape of a human face with eye holes and a strap or elastic band around the back.

>>22036383
I was thinking something hilarious, like a Barny or Yu-Gi-Oh mask. Thanks for the offer, though.

>>22036450
Don't think I've got enough leather to make one of those, welcome. To bad the Halloween stores are all gone for now.

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>>22036450

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>>22035029

>>22036383
"SCIENCE" engraved into the forehead?

>>22036611
oh god my sides
wait... what about a rubber einstein mask? do they make those?

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>>22034574

MAGNET!?

WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

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Your contribution to science has been noted and the rest of the internet thanks you. I however have to go.
>Pic oh so related

>>22035165

>22035065
>More appropriate.

Totally appropriate would have included your magnet.

>>22037033
That wouldn't have been seen from the front.

The back, however... There was a point where i could stick the other magnet on my lower back and it'd stick there, because of the one on the inside.

>>22037094

...well played.

>>22037094
You should really get that removed, just to be safe. It's not uncommon for kids to die because they eat a pair of magnets and the things pinch their intestines.

>>22037107
That was months ago. It probably got covered in The Poo and long-since left my system. I only put the one in there. I only have one left now.

>>22037107

If safety was a concern he A) would not be doing Science!, 2) would not have processed orbs of compact material through his ass III) some of which were probably reused.

III begs the question...

...how were these administered?

>>22037131
I don't mean to doubt your SCIENCE, but you should still see a medical doctor to be on the safe side.

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>>22037135
Well, to start off, i had some of that KY jelly that my brother bought me as a gag gift for what ever the occasion was, that i lubricated the hole with as well as each marble.

I have a very spacious bath area, this was all done there. My lap top outside the door, with some hentai on, because my prostate was about to get stimulated anyway, so might as well have a good fap. I lubricated the hole, and each marble individually. The first few times took hours, because i was inexperienced, and i some times dropped the lubed up glass marbles.

I inserted them anally, in the "doggy style" position. I DID reuse the ones that were retrieved, so there are marbles that have yet to feel the warmth of my rectum.

The area was padded with 5 layers of half-folded towels, so that i did not break anything with the force of my movements. The one on the top was burned after research was completed, as i could never look at it the same ever again.

This was done ten times over the course of seven days, after deification each time. It was the clearest I could be without an enema. I tried ice once in it's stead, but that did not go as planned. It took far too long.

Does that answer your question sufficiently?

>>22037217
The magnet also does not react to me any more. Fairly sure it fell to The Poo. If not, i never planned on being immortal anyway.

>>22037257
>not planning on being immortal
Dr. Ass Marbles, I am fairly certain you could start a cult on /tg/ if you tried hard enough. You are truly a messiah.

And I'm sure you could ascend if you had enough people worshiping your ass.

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>>22037273
Specifically, or metaphorically?

>>22034666
A doctor perhaps? Psychiatrist?

>/tg/ gets shit done
>literally
Why is this more funny and interesting than it is disgusting
why

>>22037238

Augh, yes, sufficient. Now if you will excuse me I must go cleanse my brain with scotch.

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I have seen many things.

This is indeed one of them.

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>>22037238
Fascinating, colleague.

I love this board.
Yet another reason to horrify the rest of 4chan.
I remember the reactions on /a/ when I talked about the Rape Factory...

I have not stopped laughing since I started reading this thread.
You are a brilliant man, Dr.

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You are the best worst board, /tg/.

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This fucking thread. Dear gods.

Dr. Ass Marbles, I salute you.

Oh Christ.

I remember reading the original thread, sitting here at my computer, gazing upon the dark and terrible ideas within the first thread. I did not take your intentions to perform this experiment seriously sir.

I was mistaken.

On the one hand, I applaud your dedication to science, Dr. Ass Marbles. Truly, you are a king among men.

On the other hand, upon reading your first post in this thread and feeling that dawning comprehension, I felt the need to blow chunks, a need which I have, thankfully, resisted.

Truely, Dr. Ass Marbles, you are both God and the Devil.

I...

You know, sometimes I wondered how /tg/ could be this awesome. Have these awesome, hilarious, terrible stories. Stories like Dr. Ass Marbles, Do You Catan, etc.

And then I realized, they don't have to be true. We're on the internet. People make shit up all the time. Hell, we're on /tg/, a board dedicated to making shit up. So now I've decided that whenever something tugs at the edges of my sanity I am going to disbelieve it.

No insult to you all! I mean, I'm sure Dr. Ass Marbles is a masterful roleplayer, just practicing his characterization. And Do You Catan was a GM practicing writing. So they're masterful at their chosen field. But I can't believe this shit is real anymore. If that makes me a lesser man, so be it. Better a lesser man than an insane one.

>tfw /tg/ actually fucking makes me roll to disbelieve IN REAL FUCKING LIFE

>>22039098
Well, nice to see somebody in the party's trying to keep their SAN score intact.

My sides are probably in orbit by now. I fucking love you /tg/.

Do you plan on attempting smaller or larger marbles in the future?

Oomcgu sinning. Yes captcha, i am sure someone would take offence

>>22039114
>>22039098
BAH, sanity is over rated. I know full well that this story is quite far fetched and likely to be false, but I choose to believe. I believe in Dr. Ass Marbles, I believe in the depravity of humanity and I believe that the internet is the tool that will show us exactly what humanity is capable of: great acts of wanton dickery.

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>>22034423
This is really too much to handle.

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>>22039171
Chaos pls go.

>>22039171
I believe it because i have higher faith in our depravity than our creativity

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>>22037238

>deification

Truly godlike.

Captcha: apostolical fueithi

You are the greatest of all apostles of Fueithi, God of Rectal Insertions.

>>22039098
If the internet taught me one thing, then that reality is really fucking crazy.
I believe most of it. Especially the Ass Marbles.
I don't believe that the Rape Factory was actually implemented by a DM, though.

Also, 4chan specifically taught me that humanity is a really decent bunch of people. Everywhere else on the internet you see all these shallow and vain people... But 4chan's anonymity makes everyone genuine. We insult each other, but are ultimately really fucking friendly and helpful.

>>22039562
I love you, you cock muncher.

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In the last thread, I believe that the good doctor was looking for this picture.

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>>20090629
>Losing valuable research material is Heresy. The marbles will be recovered. All Of Them.
I don't even know what is what..anymore

>>22041410
you don't know dedication

Rolled 4

>>22041423
roll to see if i develop this as a bedroom game

>>22041580
Was the roll good enough?

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Rolled 5

>>22041600
>>22041600
No
I'm both frustrated and relieved

>>22041684
I'm in the verge of tears. Stupid RNG.

>>22041600
Are my pants off yet?

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>>22041704

>>22041704
>Hi teeg, wanna hear about my new RPG system?
>Instead of dice it uses marbles as a resolution mechanic
>See, the diameter of the marble is your initiative...

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>>22041763
Go on...

>>22036450
Clinton or the Horse Head.

Holy shit. Stupid son of a bitch actually did it. I'll go buy someone a beer in your honor.

You are aware of how idiotic this is, right? We aren't taking advantage of someone with an actual mental deficiency here?

>>22042490
Horse head, definitely.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sphere_packing
ITT.

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Here's this, if someone cares to stitch it to the old one. Otherwise I might do it myself in a bit but I don't have time now.

HORY SHET

My... god...

You have gone above and beyond the call of duty.

Call Guinness or Record Setter. Do insist that your name be withheld for a few decades at least.

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The next step.

Chessex sells dice in bulk. Just don't tell them what you plan on doing with them.

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>lost a few

Doctor, you are the hero /tg/ deserves.

>>22040237
Well, that's one way to break up.

makin a thread seeing if /co/ can design a mask for you.

link to /co/ thread
>>>/co/43981832

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Holy shit, this thread is still up? On the first page, too. Glorious.

>>22040237
Thank you, sir. This is the the one i was asking for.

>>22043804
Half the fun is telling them "Science", and leaving it to their imagination. I can only hope the person i talk to on the phone is familiar with my previous work.

>>22039098
Good sir, after all the things you've seen on the internet, all the tubgirls, self mutilation and torture porn, goatsie, gore, cactus porn, dragon dildos, and more, is it truly that hard to believe that some man out there is okay with popping a few marbles up his bum just to see how many can fit?

I must say, I consider myself rather tame for a pervert, considering the fucking scale other people have set.

On a slightly unrelated note, I'm not a roleplayer, though i'd be interested. I can't exactly go to places locally for undisclosed reasons, and I've yet to find a decent place for it online. I come here to enjoy the stories of others with that experience, mostly.

DR. ASS MARBLES HAS RETURNED
ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD

>>22038873
>obligatory flaming joke.
>obligatory blackface joke.

>>22046845
"Chessex ordering, what can I do you for?"
"I'm after a full pallet of dice please."
"What sort? If you let me know what you're planning on using them for, I might be able to help you pick out some good ones."
"Science."
"...Doctor A.M.?"

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>>22048892

>>22046845
Mythweavers is a pretty cool place for online tabletop.

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I know not why I came here, but this was somehow related to a Devil May Cry discussion. I pray you meet success in your following experiments.

>>22038924
I always regretted not seeing that thread, do you have the archive link for it?

>>22050102
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/14288873

Go fuck yourself with a rake in my honor.

how do you archive shit on foolz? I want to keep the /co/ thread for posterity.

>>22054074
it's automatic, everything gets archived

dr, i love you sir.
i saw this thread on break and it just absolutely made my day. i was one of the people who helped run the numbers on the original calculations, and i just wanted to say that im glad to hear you didnt hurt yourself.
however i am curious as to how you have a recognizable ass. a tattoo? scar? just the best ass anyone has ever seen?

>>22058769
personally, im hoping for the latter

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mfw OP