>>22045469
I pick G: Narcomancer.

>>22045469
>G: Audiomancer

G: Nipplemancer

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>>22045469
G: Nekomancer

It's also a school for monstergirl veterinary medicine.

We're gonna get nowhere until we pick a default option. So A. Bit of everything.

>>22045469
A, if we're a teacher we should be a Jack.

>>22045510
Gonna not even count The first three...
Might add the option of 'Monster Tamer' Mage or something...

A: 1
G: Monster Tamer. (Deal with it) 1

>>22045582
2: A

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B: Conjuration

I have always, and ever will, enjoy having limitless minions, loyal, disposable, customizable. The creatures of the outer planes are mine to command and control as I will.

If Michael Bay was a specialization for wizards then I would play Michael Bay.

>>22045612
This.
Michaelmancy.

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>>22045597
Why would you ruin a good screencap like that?

E: Necromancer.
Because we can be a fucking master of death.

C is the magical answer. And we are magical after all.

>>22045639
blame google image search and the oots site, I didn't have the screencap handy, and this is what came up.

G) Chronomancer.... what is better for studying that stopping time and getting as much time as we could need?

>>22045597
>>22045669
>>22045671
2: A
2: B
1: E
1: G

>>22045677
I know you.
You run the thing with the Magitech.

>>22045612
Seriously, how awesome would it be to use magic to weaponize SFX? Fucking illusions, slow-mo and explosions everywhere!

File: 1355534815966.jpg-(94 KB, 1280x720, Illusionist.jpg)

We are not magicians, we are illusionists.

>>22045696
Yup.

>>22045679
I'll change mine to B. Might as well not carry anything.

>>22045705
>Seriously, how awesome would it be to use magic to weaponize SFX? Fucking illusions, slow-mo and explosions everywhere!
So... another vote of illusionist?

>>22045679
>Quote me saying C
>Don't give C any points

>>22045679
3 will do it.
CONJURATION IT IS.

Roll a D20 to see the condition of the little keep.

>>22045735
Illusionist with the power of EXPLOSIONS for no other reason than it looking cool.

>>22045744
Fail. Sorry bro.

Rolled 19

>>22045753
What state is our soon to be mage tower full of extraplanar beings in?

Also, define what type of conjurationist we are?

Rolled 6

>>22045753
1 get!

>>22045770
What kind of conjurationist? I vote we go for far realms summoner.

>>22045753
>CONJURATION IT IS.
..Can we conjure awesome explosion/other SFX illusions?

File: 1355535610583.jpg-(41 KB, 440x599, castle.jpg)

>>22045770
The keep is large and on the top of a high mountain not far from the captial city. While old and slightly worn but still very nice.

Young Michel Lightarm goes up the many steps of the keep to his slight complaint. As he reaches the top he finds it is already...well...perfect. The king had gone to no expence to already stock much of the Larder, the higher tower rooms as small bed rooms for many students. Along with a master bedroom with study and connecting hall to the half full grand library.

You settle in and find that it is quiet to your liking and on your desk you find a scroll for you. As you open it up, you find the seal of the king and it says simply this.

"You have One month to find at least one apprentice from the surrounding lands. As such you may also take any sort of servants of beasts or any apprentices. Just inform them they will be serving the kingdom as a Wizard of the State for at least 10 years after their training is complete. Any magic is fair game for them to learn."


This puts something in your head...how will you find an apprentice? You have a month to do it and can put it off for a while...but what to do first.

A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study.
B: Go out yourself. No need to use the magic.
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters and different postings.)
E: Write in

>>22045899
A
followed by
E: prep magical defenses and a summoned servant or two.
then
B & D together, get the feel for them in person, magic is important like that, needs the personal touch.

File: 1355535741386.gif-(1.97 MB, 336x199, Im about to fuck shit up.gif)

Wait, the king abducts us against our will and threaten us at knifepoint to create a school where we have full authority over what's essentially human weapons of mass destruction.

We're the best damn diplomancer on this side of the great craters!

(I'm assuming we're using FATAL because he'll have to roll for anal circumference in the future)

>>22045784
>What kind of conjurationist?
We conjure cheap tricks.

>>22045899
E.Conjure minions to look for an apprentice FOR us.

Wizard.

>>22045899
Let's start by checking out the dungeons. I know for a fact that the moment we get an apprentice they're going to explore down there no matter what we say.

So summon up some magical bodyguards and minions and let's go explore the dungeons.

>>22045925
One at a time please.
I'll be going by the D100 rules.
High numbers good.
Lower numbers bad.
50 or so is meh.
1 is going to either be Super bad. Or so bad it's good.

>>22045899
E. Conjure goblin squad to acquire babies with magical affinity.

>>22045899
A. We can explore ourselves later. I assume we can only choose one option at a time? Good thread so far OP.

Rolled 32

>>22045938

>>22045899
E) Summon a bunch of imps and surikai to go out and abduct as many kids as possible. We'll throw them into that dungeon we have... whoever comes out alive can become an apprentice.

>>22045925
2-A
2- For minions. (Can't just summon a Goblin. You'd have to pick something from the summon list of D&D spells.)
1-C
>>22045964
Also, thank you. I try.

>>22045938
Actually no, I'm gonna vote for this. Can we maybe conjure a golem which we can speak through?

>>22045989


Dis be my roll

>>22045989
I second this

>>22045997
>Can't just summon a Goblin. You'd have to pick something from the summon list of D&D spells.
Awww... why not?

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>>22046023
Magic doesn't work that way.
NOW...Looks like it's to conjure a Minion!


ROLL D100. Let us see how this apprentice goes.

Rolled 14

>>22046073
MINION! FETCH ME AN APPRENTICE!

Rolled 20

>>22046008
Dammit

>>22046073
>Magic doesn't work that way.
Well if there are rules, what are they?

Rolled 51

>>22046090
stop rolling badly

Rolled 13

>>22046073
Oh the summoning mishaps we are going to see...

Rolled 47

>>22046073

>>22046112
D&D style magic rules.
Think of it like this.
>>22046090
As you drew a small circle on the stone floor of your study you focus on your summoning spell. After about Two hours of prep and then the spell itself, you summon a Dire Rat.

You start to fight the creature for about five minutes and fry it with a nice sized spell. This ruins the circle...seems it also wasted your daily summoner spell.


A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study.
B: Go out yourself. No need to use the magic.
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters and different postings.)
E: Summon (Only once a day.)
F: Write in

>>22046215
C: Go see what's in the dungeons. We can summon a minion tomorrow.

Rolled 37

>>22046215
A

Rolled 15

>>22046215
A, don't want to go anywhere dangerous without backup, and that includes the outside and the dungeons.
Rollin, here is hoping we've an elven bathing spring within reach or something.

>>22046215
>C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.

>>22046215
C is still the magical answer.

>>22046215
C: Dungeons need to make sure that we don't have any eldritch abomination in basement before we put our apprentices above them.

>>22046265
>don't want to go anywhere dangerous without backup, and that includes the outside and the dungeons.
Don't be such a baby. Besides, if we are going by DnD rules and can only summon 1 dire rat a day we cannot scry yet.

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>>22046274
C IT BE...
Roll d100

Rolled 7

>>22046311
Weeeee!

Rolled 17

>>22046311

>>22046303
(You only had 1 summoning spell ready today. Doesn't mean you can't put more in later. You have the regular attack spells taking up the summoning spells for now.)

Rolled 77

>>22046311

Rolled 80

>>22046311

Rolled 60

>>22046311

Rolling

B-but... I was going to run my own Mage Quest...

It had towers
And a unique world
And Slavic Elves

Guess I'll wait another week so I don't intrude on your space, bro. ;_;

>>22046321
(So bad it...kind of good!)
As you knock the door down...the smell of many cooped up creatures hit you first. You go down the steps as the light in your hand touches the stone walls as you go into the bowls of the dungeon built into the middle of the mountain.

Inside a few of the cages...are...wait. Goblinoids? As find a small clipboard from a nearby stool you quickly learn the castle was a prison for the bandits and other nasty little creatures the guard caught and didn't feel like killing.

Going through the small dungeon you find the creatures in the cage number as such.

4 Kobolds. (2 Females, 2 Males)
5 (Goblins. 3 Males, 2 Females)
And as such that's as deep as you go. You find the beasts are being fed by runes conjuring food from some unknown plain. (Probably some smuck's bag of holding)

A: Take care of these stupid things. Don't want them in our school.
B: Kick them into the wild. No need to kill them.
C: Maybe they could be of some kind of use?
D: Write in.

Rolled 38

>>22046420
C. They shall be the janitorial staff.

Rolled 52

>>22046420
C
We have our first beginings of evil minions
er... I mean...
Servants! yes, waitstaff for the school and all, yea.

>>22046400
Oh shit bro...Sorry.
Feels bad to takin up your spot.

Rolled 6

>>22046420
C is, yet again, the magical answer.

>>22046420
C: Yay 9 new test subjects!

>>22046442
C it is.
Roll d100.

Rolled 51

>>22046477
Rollin!

Rolled 87

>>22046477
Rolling.

Rolled 43

>>22046477

Rolled 1

Rolland

>>22046533
oh my.
Cue the HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>22046555
>>22046533
It was a 1d1. He didn't even noko it or anything like that.

>>22046504
The creatures are...well fucking BORED of sitting in the dungeons in the tiny cells. They walk out and quickly bow to your awesome wizardry...

They agree to a small contract between the rest of the goblin clan of 'Briarteeth' and the Kobold clutch 'Scalerot." They agree to be somewhat like servants. The goblins can make the basics of their own for the dinner for the night for all of them in the 'grand hall'. As they are left to their own goblin and kobold devices...they find the servants quaters are perfect for the goblins and the lower tower rooms for the kobolds.

As the night passes and you sleep in your huge bed you wake the next morning the normal things for wizards putting a new spell slot for a second summoner spell.

A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study.
B: Go out yourself. No need to use the magic.
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters and different postings.)
E: Summon (Only twice a day.)
F: Write in

Rolled 30

>>22046604
F - Discuss with the kobolds/goblins uniforms.

>>22046564
on this note, why is it (/ is it) even acceptable to use noko in quest threads? Just rolling a d110 instead of a d100 would shift the average a bit with a low enough risk of discovery, and even then as long as you're posting as anon no repercussions can really be taken.

Rolled 78

A

And didn't they fix the noko dice thing? testing.

Rolled 90

>>22046674
Apparently not, well then, Guess you just don't count any dice roll you can't check.

>>22046621
Nah, nokoing d110 would actually be about the same as a d100. Anything above 100 would just be discarded so you have a 10/11 chance of getting the same result spread as a d100, and a 1/11 chance of your roll being discarded.

>>22046604
E. Summon some bodyguards, there might be nastier stuff down in the dungeons and I want to explore those.

Rolled 47

>>22046604
D. Might as well find a few candidates.

Rolled 46

>>22046697
>and order the henchmen to carry this order out?
Not until they have uniforms! A vote for F is a vote for FASHION!

>>>22046618
F-Uniforms-1
A-2
D-1

Rolled 76

>>22046695
>>22046734
I'll switch to A.

>>22046689
ah, true. Does noko hide how many dice you roll or if you have modifiers?

Either way you can still cheat with lower-value dice to fuck over everyone else so I'd second the no-noko rule.

>>22046734
A it is.
Roll D100 for it.

Rolled 56

>>22046757

Rolled 77

>>22046757
Rolling. But we still need uniforms.

Rolled 58

>>22046757
Rolling

Rolled 89

>>22046757

Rolled 21

rolling

Rolled 66

rolling to confirm that >>22046785 is the actual roll

Rolled 56

>>22046806
>>22046823
Rolling to confirm that these guys aren't legit

Rolled 1 + 99

>>22046806
lel

Rolled 63

>>22046838
Rolling to confirm this guy has to make a pot of spaghetti for everyone in this thread.

Rolled 48

Rolling for the existence of God

>>22046785
(THAT WORKS)
You sit in the highest point of your study pouring your magic spells and your focus into your scrying bowl. AS you study the images you notice that on a valley between your mountain and the mountain range away from the Capital you can spy a few small villages...seems like a good place to start your student hunt.

Along with that you spy a few small tribes of gobloids but not enough that would cause problems to anyone with a sword or pitchfork. As you watch you also see in that there are old ruins in some old cave on a mountain just in the edges of your vision.

A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study. Look for something special.
B: Go out yourself. No need to use the magic.
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters, going to the villages yourself, send the goblins)
E: Summon (Only twice a day.)
F: Go check out the ruins in the caves.
G: Write in

Rolled 9

>>22046902
G - Uniforms

Rolled 62

>>22046902
D. Go to the village yourself. If we send the goblins the villagers will likely attack.

Rolled 87

>>22046902

I say E: then D: we need to conjure something damn it.

Rolled 4503, 8427, 103 = 13033

>>22046902
Niggers

>>22046925
1- Uniforms.
1(2)- D
(1)-E

Rolled 78

>>22046934
>>22046902
Alright, alright. I'll switch to uniforms. Those villages aren't going anywhere.

>>22047023
Uniforms it is!

Roll D100

Rolled 68

>>22047076
Raulin.

Rolled 56

>>22047076
Rollan

Rolled 6

>>22047092
Good but could be better. Now they shall look like bellhops instead of respectable assistant professors.

Rolled 1

>>22047076
ROlling

>>22047092
As the goblins run around in their rags and the kobolds do the same in their scaly hides you decide this won't do.

You call them to the study, that you've decided would be your school office, and pick a few old tabards with the magic eye on it. They slip on the basic covers, making them wear the ponchos over their rags.

This shows their at least in the service of a wizard. So most will consider talking to the creatures before outright killing it.

A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study.
B: Go out yourself. No need to use the magic.
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters and different postings.)
E: Summon (Only twice a day.)
F: Write in

Rolled 99

>>22047201
Ok. NOW D. We should go to one of those villages.

Rolled 6

>>22047201
D it shall be.

Rolled 78

>>22047201

D: for reasons

Rolled 52

>>22047210
finally, something resembling a critical success!

Too bad we'll probably end up with the little elf girl and the quest'll be derailed in an instant.

>>22047210
At the choice of heading to the nearby village you set out with a small pack for the four hour walk there and back. The youngest of the goblins tags along carrying a few scrolls for you and a hammer to protect them.

After the long haul and meeting no beasts of the forest you walk into the small mountain town. Seems most were trappers and such, they were surprised at your robes and watch your minion carefully.

As you take a scroll from the goblin you nail it to a large wooden board in the middle of town with the location of the tower and the call for those magically gifted.

On the way out of town you see a young boy, not much was surprising about him except his size. Clearly the age of learning his place in the world he is very scrawny compared to the other children.

A: Talk to the child.
B: Go on to another part of town. Perhaps talk to the mayor.

>>22047282
Bitch I'm No newfag.
I'm not that dumb.

Rolled 24

>>22047336
A

>>22047336
A, talk to him, he might have some potential.

Ask him some questions and maybe quiz him a bit, don't ask anything based on memorization and already knowing things, but based on pure mental acuity.

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Rolled 50

>>22047344
You've cleverly avoided the first trap young quester, but know that I have placed many more on the road ahead!

>>22047371
So...a basic of Logiic or REason?

Rolled 27

>>22047392
Oh god my sides!

Rolled 41

>>22047400
Different A voter here. Yes.

>>22047400
Yeah, that sounds good. We can teach memorization and facts, but we can't teach just being smart enough.

>>22047427
A it is.
Roll D100.

Rolled 92

>>22047450
Rolllan!

Rolled 24

>>22047450
Rolling.

>>22047461
Not too shabby!

>>22047461
"Hello boy." You say as you sit next to the boy in the small square. He looks up at you and he has bright blue eyes and dark red hair, almost brown infact.

"Tell me...why are you sitting here?" You ask vaguely looking around as your goblin stands not far away next to you playing with a small puzzle you gave him to hold.

"Father does not want me in the house. Mother and Father are busy cleaning up the skins for market and they say my lungs cannot handle those chemicals used to tan the hides." He said simply looking with slight curiosity at the goblin not saying much else.

You raise an eyebrow and motion for the goblin for the goblin to hand you the puzzle. You offer it to the boy and say, "Try solving this for me. I can't remember quiet how to get the prize inside I put there for safe keeping."

The boy takes it for a moment and weighs it for a few moment. It was a small sphere made of metal made by a gnome from your youth. You had never figured out how to get it fully open but through years and stories your friend told you it held a bit of a gift for you. As you were lost in thought for a minute the boy pokes a few buttons in it, spins the top a bit, then presses the top indent causing it to glow and project a small bit opening up to a necklace with a bright blue necklace.

You don't even think before saying "How would you like to be a wizard?" AS he looks to you in surprise he nods quickly. You go to the parents and talk through, the father and mother happy to help their new king and have the boy serve as a wizard. He couldn't do much with soldiers and such...

The goblin and the boy quickly collect the child's possessions and he is given a good sack of gold by his father as a parting gift and a short sword by him to remind him of home.

As you go back you remember you had forgotten something and looked down at the boy walking next to you, "What's your name apprentice?"

>>22047651
"My name is Furin Arrowblade. Thank you sir, for all these chances." As you all reach the home castle you can set him up in a tower with a large dorm. He quickly gets settled and the goblins and kobolds are told to treat him as they would treat the master of the keep.

It's now the night and you can do one action.

A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study.
B: Go start your first lesson.
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters and different postings.)
E: Summon (Only twice a day.)
F: Write in

>>22047659
E

>>22047659
B, let's start it off. You can't start the teaching business too early, and we want to get a better gauge of this kid's talent.

Rolled 7

>>22047659
B... by teaching him to read/write (and get some letters for D wrtten).

>>22047687
>>22047697
B it is.
Roll d100

Rolled 77

>>22047740
TEACHING!

>>22047740
Rolling!

Rolled 91

>>22047755
Shit..

>>22047745
As you meet your young apprentice in the hall to eat at one of the many tables you give him the basics of reading and writing. The boy picks it up quickly, as his father showed him the basics after meeting the town's trader.

He picks it up and you give him the basic book of magic. He seems to be taking to this quickly.

You head to your master bedroom and quickly fall asleep. The next morning...

A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study.
B: Go start your 2nd lesson.
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters and different postings.)
E: Summon (Only twice a day.)
F: Write in

Rolled 54

>>22047827
D. Can we take the kid with us?

>>22047827
E, summon some bodyguards for an exploration into the dungeons. Let Furin watch and take notes.

Rolled 37

>>22047844
Second this

>>22047844
Roll D100

Rolled 5

>>22047930
Rolling!

>>22047944
Well, shit

>>22047965
*Coughdidn'tseeitreroll*

Rolled 3

>>22047980
Come on Kid. Today is a good day to die.

Rolled 23

>>22047980
nonchalantly rerolling

>>22048002
>>22048009
Looks like it's time for a new apprentice.

Rolled 35

>>22047930
Rawlin?

>>22048002
SO BAD IT'S GOOD! Anything under 5 will be so bad it's good.)

As you draw the circle in the large with your young apprentice standing at a table writing notes about the circle and the ideas behind it. You stop a few time to answer a question and then start the spell...as you go on something happens.

The dimensions of the circle over lap something that was written long ago on these very floors and something falls through an over head portal. You can barely get out of the way before it crashes to the floor and breaking alot of furniture as it landed.

It was roughly the size of a Orc but in bright yellow armor with red symbols.

What do you do?
A: Check it out.
B: Try to banish it.
C: Try to kill it!
D: Write in.

Rolled 3

>>22048083
c

>>22048083
A: Check it out.

It might be valuable, and given that it's big and armored it might be incredibly useful. We can use this.

Rolled 74

>>22048083
We summoned it, so I assume it won't be hostile? A

Rolled 23

>>22048083
A

>>22048138

As you told your apprentice to get out of the room you go closer to the odd thing and poke it in the shoulder with your staff. You poke it a few time and it bolts up.

"FOR THE EMPRAH!" It shouts as it jumps up looking around. It soon trains it's head, or at least it's helmeted eyes at you. "What the fuck are you?!"

"I am the Owner of this castle and the Wizard-" You begin before he raises his hand.

"Don't care. Where the fuck is this planet in the sector?" He asked growling. It pulls it's helm off and has a small hood with crystals on it. "I need to get the fuck back to the squad or they'll not leave any Ork scum for me."
---
What do you say?

Rolled 45

>>22048226
Banish his ass

Rolled 70

>>22048226
Banish his fucking ass for being from a shitty setting.

I thought you said you wouldn't turn this into shit.

File: 1355545150151.jpg-(11 KB, 200x200, skeletor_laughing.jpg)

Rolled 63

>>22048226
I didn't even set this trap!

Rolled 100

>>22048277
It was from rolling a 3, so I'm not complaining.

>>22048277
You blink and tap your staff on the rune for banishing the creature still the circle back it's world.

The light flashes around the creature and it drops some kind of Gauntlet and disapears. Your apprentice sticks his head and asks what happened.

"Shitty setting Happened. Lesson over. Don't summon shit in this room."

A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study.
B: Lessons
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters and different postings.)
E: Summon (Only twice a day.)
F: Write in

Rolled 87

>>22048322
D. Let's take the kid.

>>22048322
C, let's explore them before the kid gets it into his head to check them out himself.

>>22048287
>>22048302
(EXACTLY! I was bored so I added something my friend won't shut up about. >.> So I decided a type of comedy would help. Plus, you could sell the metal to dwarves for like a fortune.)

Rolled 52

>>22048322
>"Shitty setting Happened. Lesson over. Don't summon shit in this room."
You have redeemed yourself in my eyes. I shall stay.

A - And show the kid.

Rolled 24

>>22048355
It's locked, remember?

>>22048388
And we're a Wizard. Locks are a minor inconvenience.

>>22048345
1-D
1-C
1-A

>>22048413
Yeah, but the kid probably can't get in.
Also I'm changing to A. I'm enjoying this thread, OP.

>>22048439
(Glad you are.)

Roll
D100

Rolled 9

>>22048472
Rollan!

Rolled 18

>>22048472
Rolling

>>22048494
Doing best of Three rolls...

Rolled 84

>>22048472

>>22048546
You go back to your study to scry around the forest. You focus on the area and find a bit of storms around the mountains, a few more small camps of things.

You also spy some small group of what looks like adventurers going down the road near the castle...your old master always was weary of them. Afraid he'd go and kill him or take all his treasure.

A: Go out and invite them to your home for the night as it draws near.
B: Don't do anything...hope they stay away.
C: Better lock those doors...
D: write in.

>>22048625
Set up a nice pot of tea, some stew and bread for dinner and invite them in for the night.

You want to keep murderhobos on your side, and they hear all sorts of rumors.

Rolled 11

>>22048625
D Can you conjure up a magical lock? Those damn adventurers and their lockpicks...

Rolled 61

>>22048625
Rollan for Sense Motive!

If they seem like cool dudes then A
If not Lock up the place tighter than the princess' bed chambers (Stupid whore).

>>22048680
You see they are the average group. A normal man with a few axes, a dwarf, an elf with some sort of bow. Along with an Orc in the back in shining armor...

>>22048691
A: Go out and invite them to your home for the night as it draws near.
B: Don't do anything...hope they stay away.
C: Better lock those doors...
D: write in.

Rolled 50

>>22048691
Alright then, I'll switch to A. Any idea how long this will be going OP? I assume it will be a multi-parter?

Rolled 1

>>22048736
A - And make sure the goblins/kobolds are on BEST behavior.

>>22048736
>>22048742
A it be.
roll D100.
>>22048736
Yes. I need someone to make a good sum up of it for me.

>>22048750
Rolling!

Rolled 22

>>22048759
Forgot the die.

Rolled 2

>>22048759
Really rolling

Rolled 31

>>22048750

Rolled 75

>Adventurer's see gobos and kobolds
>Chase them around (cue Benny Hill)
>They all accidentally die
>We get their phat loot

>>22048769
(So bad it's good.)

You walk out of your castle to the road where your road goes to your keep and wait for them. As you wait the adventurers come up and greet you kindly. One seems rather fidgety and others seem alright.

Inviting them up to the castle for the night they are rather Civil. The Dwarf enjoys the fine stone work, the Fighter enjoys the hearty climb, the Elf likes the fine nature around the castle, and the Orc...the orc makes everyone pissed for some reason.

As the day goes on the group is having a light bit of lunch as the Goblin brings out a nice plate of the fine fish the Orc jumped up and tried to smash it with a hammer.

Roll D100 to protect your minion!

Rolled 77

>>22048811
Nobody hurts our Minions, he's wearing our symbol and everything.

Rolled 53

>>22048811
Protection!

Rolled 80

>>22048811
This bitch is about to get fucked up.

>>22048811
What spells do we have ready?

>>22048840
A fireball is cast from your finger tips to knock the orc into another table as the Goblin yelps and runs back into the kitchens barely getting the trey of food onto the table in it's haste.

"You don't FUCK with my minions." You say looking Pissed. You nearly blast him again when he gets up quickly waving his hammer.

"That's a goblin. Those nasty beasts of Evil. I can feel it and I must destroy the evil goblin devils."

"Shut the hell up Grimtooth." The Dwarf said burping a bit. "If you keep up with being a paladin moron like that I will kick you down a gully and leave you there."

"But...They..." Grimtooth said and is nearly knocked down again.

"We thank you for your kindess Wizard. We will leave you for now and remember your house's kindness and loyalty to your staff, even if most would not consider them reliable." The elf said smiling. He was first thought to be a girl...but elves always did look a bit...fruity.

They soon leave and give you a map of the local area. Something you didn't have a good marking of that gives you a good idea of a recent movements of animals.

A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study.
B: Lessons
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters and different postings.)
E: Summon (Only twice a day.)
F: Write in

>>22048907
C, exploration!

Rolled 21

>>22048907
D!

>>22048907
E. Lets summon a celestial to be our head nurse.

Rolled 84

>>22048907
F - Check on minion.

Shame on all of you voting otherwise.

>>22048915
>>22048917
>>22048941
>>22048964
C-1
D-1
E-1
F-1

Rolled 96

>>22049002
Roll for it?

>>22049002
Just need an A and B and it would be an even spread.

>>22049051


yeah...roll for it.

>>22049002
I'll switch my vote from E to F

Rolled 86

>>22049002
Roll for it?

>>22049066
Nah. It's F.
Roll for it.

Rolled 96

>>22049066
Alright, I'll switch too then.

Rolled 30

>>22049082
Ok then, rolling for D

Rolled 32

>>22049082
Rolling for F

Rolled 44

>>22049082
Rolling.

>>22049088
You find the goblin that was nearly crushed by the orc being tended to by it's family. You explain the point and it's clear the goblins are greatful and know you did not mean this to happen.

You put another few niceities in their rooms and they thank you waving you away.


A: Take stock of the surrounding forests and mountains with a Scrying bowl in your study.
B: Lessons
C: Go explore the strange dungeons, which are locked.
D: Go look around the country side for an apprentice. (Sending letters and different postings.)
E: Summon (Only twice a day.)
F: Write in

Rolled 21

>>22049206
D.

Rolled 53

>>22049206
B

>>22049206
B

>>22049237
>>22049242
God I'm tired...
Anyone mind logging this bitch?

>>22049303
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22045469/
logged. I'll post another one tomorrow.