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in the meantime, Andalite/Hork Bajir dump

I always wondered as I grew up whether the kids wouldn't just end up having lots of kinky half-animal sex with their powers. Or alien sex.

I liked this series, but hated how it ended with the author killing literally all the characters but Cassie off.

>>22105416
>ho yay

dammit tv tropes

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>>22105464
if they weren't psychological wrecks or dead by the time they hit 17, I'm fairly certain they would

that being said, Tobias (the hawk) is the son of an Andalite who was in human morph and a human mother

All I can remember is some book where they fought nanoaliens on the behest of the broccoli people after getting thrown through time by a nuclear explosion and there was a flying whale in it somewhere. Then they returned to their own time by stealing the explosives that were to be used to stop the dinosaur killing asteroid or something.

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>>22105480
ambiguity seldom begets canon death, but that's the point isn't it?

>>22105572
Not the best book. Here's where to start: http://filesmelt.com/dl/MyZip.zip

>>22105527
>if they weren't psychological wrecks or dead

I'm aware they all canonically died in the series. I was pretending that the BAD END didn't happen

>>22105442
>>22105527
The equine bodies seem too... blocky to me.

>>22105572
That sounds ridiculous. Stolen for my next one shot.

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>>22105605
just one artists interpretation. Official cover art is even stranger, but that's my opinion

>>22105480
thats because Cassie is a "sub-temporally grounded anomaly"

every time something or somebody tries to rewrite time on Earth, her existing makes it all revert to default

Was it ever revealed why they can't just touch the Cube after being stuck in morph?

>>22105717

I'm guessing that happened in one of the side books or one of the books near the end that I didn't get a chance to read?

Also not a bad superpower to have on the grand scale of things.

You are now reminded of that one time Cassie, Jake and Marco had to morph together into a single Tyrannosaurus. Which is kinda creepy when you consider it's two boys and a girl sharing a body

>>22105771
CENTAUR MAGIC

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>no Animorphs animated series

and if there ever will be, they will give the kids Iphones and set it 20 years after the books were written

>>22105771
Basically, the cube only works twice. Tobias DID touch the cube again after getting stuck, but if he had allowed himself to then get stuck in human form again he would have lost his powers. So he decided to keep the base form of a bird so he could keep helping his friends.

>>22105821
didnt animorphs get a live action show? and hot damn that link has all the books

>>22105771
If you're expecting something more specific than "you just can't, I'm sure of it", I don't know what that would add to the story besides unintelligible fictional technobabble.

>>22105838
I thought the second time was a gift from a friendly god-alien.

>>22105839
It did. It was so bad it crossed back into good and out again.

>>22105464

Tobias was stuck as a hawk for quite some time. He still had a human girlfriend.

>>22105821

>NIN replaced by dubstep

Andalite sex. S'all I'm syaing. As either sex, since the kids canonically genderbended

You can tell in the first few books that it's a generic sci-fi that verges on pulp, but it seems to get footing around 14ish/Andalite Chronicles and then jumps off the grim cliff at the David trilogy. Then, it descends quickly into hell.

>>22105899
Wasn't there a point where he got SUPER DEPRESSED GUYS and thought about macking on another hawk? Because that was awkward as fuck.

>>22106531
Yea I'M LOSING MY HUMANITY TIME TO RUB MY MOIST CLOACA ON HERE

>>22106561
>he
>cloaca
What? This was a children's series?

>>22106660
He didn't really, he was just stuck as a bird and felt the bird's desire to mate with its own species.

There was in fact no canon moist cloaca rubbing.

>>22106660

He was stuck as a female bird IIRC

>>22106695
You know, I think I've found a new source of searches for terribad fanfiction friday contests.

>>22106772
There was an intentionally bad fapfic someone wrote in the last animorphs thread.

>>22105334
I need the lower left andalite with "haters gonna hate"

>>22105602
>ignoring the bad end
You and me both anon

>>22105786
Yeah that didn't happen, they morphed separately. 3 in 1 was a toy gimmick.

Rewriting the Animorphs series so that it isn't shit would be pretty fun.

Here's my first change: Shifting from one animal to another is incredibly taxing and takes most of the day, rather than the 5 minutes or so it took in the books.

Mulling over potential crunch for a game
Morphs are composed of a few attributes and several aspects
Attributes:
Size
Speed
Strength
Familiarity
Aspects:
Has gills
Large lungs
Can fly
Tail blade
Parasitic ear slug
etc.

Simple enough you could stat a new morph in a few minutes.

>>22108006
By not shit do you mean vaguely scientifically reasonable? You're kind of missing the point aren't you?

>>22108006
the point of morphing being so quick and easy is that it let 6 kids fight off an invading alien empire.
while your way might be cool, it would require changing the basic premise of the stories.

>>22105838
That's wrong. Tobias touched the Cube once, got the power, and then wound up trapped in hawk morph. The Ellimist gave him back the morphing power, making his hawk form his base form and sending him back in time so he could acquire his human self as a morph. Which left Tobias with a choice. Morph to human and become trapped again, out of the fight, or stay a hawk and continue the fight. As much as Rachel bitched, the latter was what Tobias actually wanted.

>>22107880
Hoofmaw.

That is all.

>>22110199
just when I thought I was drunk enough, someone has to bring that up.

>>22110225
That sounds an awful lot like someone wants a sequel to Nellie's Bathroom Boogaloo.

>>22106758
male birds have cloacae too.

in fact more birds don't have a penis like organ.

they just rub the vents and that makes the babies.

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>>22110245

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>>22110276
Put on your 3D glasses

Because its time for more terribad fapfiction

Eederanell usually woke up operating under the delusion that she was stillon her homeworld, in the house she'd inherited from her Elders. She'd think to herself that she'd finally speak to that cute male down the way and that she'd finally get started on those children her mother so desperately wanted to get to know.

She'd plan out her day, think of visiting the meadows, speaking with her childhood friends and gossiping about her ex's, and then the crushing realization that she hadn't seem her homeworld for for years would hit her.

Today she didn't experience any of that, Andalites have a very impressive sense of smell, humans have a very distinctive scent. She opened her eyes and took stock of the situation. They were in the rec-room anon had laid out some bed rolls and had curled up with her on them. She reached down and began toying with his hair as her mind wandered. She could morph, so could Anon...that led to certain possibilities.

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>>22110245

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>>22110487
this is terribad, but it gives me Hork-bajir chronicles flashbacks.
And those flashbacks fill me with joy and reminders of being a teenage boy just discovering sex.

I want an animorphs rpg.

i want to genocide andalites

It took her some effort to move without waking anon up but Ederanell managed to extricate herself from the makeshift bedding. Their work wasn't very glorius but it did at least allow them a great deal of leisure time, Eederanell crossed from the rec room into the corridors and moved into the small kitchen at a brief trot. Once there she keyed in a request for bacon, eggs, and some coffee. She recieved a tray with two packages of synthezied pork and eggs wrapped in a flaky crust along with two squeeze bulbs of black, hot coffee. With these in hand she returned to the recration room and set the tray down on the bedding.

Then she triggered her morph, she felt herself begin to shrink, her legs and arms sucking into her body, her eyestalks and ears doing much the same. For a brief moment she appeared to be a giant hunk of teal flesh and then she began to assume her human form.

>>22110617
The way I'd run an animorphs RPG is to set out a list of base forms (Heavy Land Predator, Water Bird, Bug, Fish, etc.) and then give them each animal a few unique abilities and flaws

Examples:
>Shark: Predator Fish with the Large, Fangs and Relentless traits, and the Bloodlust and Can't Stop Swimming flaws.

>Wolf: Large Predator with the Speedy, Scent, and Pack Instincts bonuses, and the Fragile (compared to other similar predators) flaw.

>Duck: Water Bird with the Endurance, diving, and inconspicuous traits, and the "No Weapons" flaw

>Ant: Bug with the strong, tiny, and army bonuses, and three copies of the hive mind flaw

You want I should try to write up a system for this?

>>22110799
>three copies of the hive mind flaw

oh god, ant morph. auto-fail san chacks all around.

Like most Andalites Eederanell had aquired her form by choosing a genetic template from several humans, she was tall for a human, with short red hair that just barely reached her ears, her eyes were brown and over all her features looked asian. She had small breasts, in fact her chest was almost flat, and wide ample hips. (Anon had on several occasions called them child bearing hips, Nellie had come to the conclusion that this was part of some manner of courtship ritual and had only recently worked up the courage to respond to the human's advances.)

As was her habit when assuming her Human form on the ship Nellie plucked a piece of Nushash grass and began chewing on it, for some reason she found the bitter, spicy taste of the grass soothing, she enjoyed it even more in human form than in her native form.

Nellie spent a brief moment remember human expressions and mannerisms, it took her a few minutes but she managed to figure out how to smile.

>>22110831

>Guize
>Guize. I have like the beset idea
>We do the ant thingy
>You know. No one liek cares about ants
>We can go everywhere easy right
>nothing can possibly go wrong.

>>22110675
>Limbs all fully disappear then reappear
Immersion broken. In the books the body undergoes minimal alteration, such as the front legs disappearing and the eye stalks, but the back legs and body shift into the new form. The arms bulk out, because andalites have rather weak arms (seeing as they don't use them for much).

Oh my god
Holy shit you guys.
My childhood just rushed back to me.

>>22110880
At least it's better than termites. Ants, they eventually wake up and have control again. Termites, even when they realize they're in morph the body keeps following the programing.

>>22110923

The books talk about how the process is wildly unpredictable. I distinctly remember the temporary no limbs thing from at least one bug-morphing session.

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>>22110323
>Mok

MAH NIGAAAAAAAAAA

Nellie made certain to smile as widely as possible so she could show off her perfect white teeth, she was also quite proud of her eyes and felt they were a fetching shade of brown so she kept those as wide open as physically possible. She picked up the tray of breakfast materials and scooted close to Anon, then she prodded him with her knee.

Anon woke up as most humans males did, slowly and with an erection. Nellie was hoping for a reaction, Anon diving into a patch of particularly tall patch of grass with a shriek of terror on his lips was not the reaction she had been hoping for. After some coaxing Nellie managed to get Anon to come back to bed so he could enjoy his breakfast. She made a mental note to start studying human body language since she clearly did not understand it as well as she thought she did.

>>22110945

>Termite Soldier: Bug, with the Fangs, Strong, Army, and Noxious trait, three copies of Hive Mind flaw, and the Strong Instincts flaw

>>22110982
ROOOOOCK AND RUUUUULE!

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>>22110959
There were a couple of characters who could morph and not look like complete idiots, I think they were called estreen? Cassie was one of course, because she's fucking perfect and never wrong.

>>22111003
I hated Cassie when I was younger. Partially because she took too much attention and was always perfect. Mostly because she was a nigger.

>>22110923
As I recall it morphing was different for every person and I always assumed it was different due to personalities. Just because one andalite morphed like that doesn't mean every andalite morphs like that.

>>22110799
I would probably use the Marvel Heroic Roleplaying system. Each animal could be a different powerset.

Crocodile could for example have Bite d8, Durability d8, Swim d6

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<e-excuse me mister human? Is this where the cinna-bons are forged? Mother told me to wait for her where the cinna-bons are forged>

>>22111032
three things about her really infuriated me:

-That time she became a caterpillar forever because a yeerk kept chanting "do it faggot" at her, but then she got out of it
-Her refusal to let them just off David, and how Rachel gets blamed for that whole fucking shitshow
-THE FUCKING MORPHING CUBE THING FUCK SHIT ARGH

>>22111003

And then Applegate made the overt invasion of Earth her fault because she stopped Jake from killing his brother who had the morphing cube while he was mid-pounce. She may have had a moral reason for doing that, but she still allowed the Yeerks to get morphing technology.

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Cassie was a plot device. The Emilist understood this and used it to his advantage against the Cryak

the part where they start recruiting crippled kids as cannon fodder was pretty fucking horrifying.

the animorphs were assholes.

>>22111096
Man, Cinnabon would become to rich to fail overnight on peaceful contact. Assuming the government doesn't nationalize them instantly in order to obtain an immensely strong negotiating position.

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What I don't understand is that how well the US government in particular was infiltrated by the Yeerks and if they had any plan to fight back


Like that one book where Area 51 has a Yeerk ship

Maybe they were working on a bioweapon to kill off the Yeerks or maybe they knew everything and were working with the Yeerks in order to not be infested themselves, selling out whole towns in exchange for their own freedom

>>22111157
>Cinnabon becomes stellar engineering firm thanks to Andalite trade

>CineTech goes on to spread calorie heavy pastry's to all corners of the galaxy

>>22111096
>Andalite tourists

next thing you know they will start intentionally getting stuck as humans

>>22111157
> "So we'd like you guys to take care of North Korea and Iran for us..."
> <We cannot interfere in your political systems to such an extent.>
> "We'll give every andalite 50 vouchers for free Cinnabon."
> ...
> <Is there a particular order or way you want them dealt with?>

>>22111188
>>22111157
damn it, now I want a Cinnabon.
Fuk you /tg/ it's midnight and the mall is closed. Where am I to get my delicious cinnamon treats (interrobang)

Nellie probably would have felt guilty about terrifying her potential mate but she had food and a sense of taste. She could never feel bad while eating. Anon didn't care for the food from the synthesizer, sometimes he went so far as to prepare himself a meal with the grasses but Nellie had no trouble enjoying "The soggy Hot Pocket knock offs" and "the piss weak coffee."

The human ate mechanically and, as he always did when something "flustered his jimbobs" as he put it, stewed in his feelings of discontentment and general anger towards the universe. Nellie let him brood as they ate but even at her snail's pace she still managed to finish her breakfast. Which left the pair of them a great deal of time to spend. <Wanna talk about it?> she thought at anon in playful tones.

"Not really no..." said Anon quietly.

>>22111150
To be fair, nobody knew that Jake was planning to use them for cannon fodder until he explained it after they all died.

I'm afraid to re-read animorphs. I have very fond memories of it, and don't want to ruin them.

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What if a Yeerk asked to be given the opportunity to become a human or an andalite instead of an animal when they were forced to morph and get stuck? Would they have such a right? Assuming it's an uninvolved Yeerk who never got the chance to infest anything

>>22111150
>>22111231
what?
this was a real thing.
man I'm glad I stopped reading shortly after the David arc.

>>22111217
>Thought speech in human morph
Strike two.

>>22111248
I started rereading them after a kind anon uploaded all the books in the last thread. The books are a bit dated but even the early ones had a note of "jesus christ how horrifying" to them.

>>22111248
the only thing that could ruin it for you is noticing all the horrifying grimdark that flew over your head as a kid

shit hits you harder when you actually understand what the fuck you are actually reading

>>22111274
all of the books were uploaded?
Link please.

>>22111287
so Adult Fear?

>>22111293

>>22105600 has a link to it

>>22111287
>Ants and Termites as a kid
"This is a bit weird and scary."
>As an adult
"Oh god nononononononono."

>Island of the rat as a kid
"He was a meanie, he deserves it"
>As an adult
"What the FUCK is wrong with these kids? I wouldn't wish this on anyone."

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>Skirt-Na

>>22111248
I reread them a few years back, they're still excellent. A little bit kiddy at times (Ax in human form or watching TV springs to mind), but a lot of that was needed to distract from how severely DARK the books were. It's the story of a bunch of middle/high-schoolers forced into being child soldiers in an impossible war against mind-raping brain slugs possessing their friends and families, and the inevitable loss of sanity and humanity they all suffer as a result of the terrorist actions they have to commit to survive. As a kid, they were the leader, the warrior, the loner, the kind one, and the joker. As an adult, they became the shell-shocked general, the psychopath, the traumatized child, the lost innocent, and the terrified cynic.

Hell, one of the biggest mind-fucks, going back, was the second book, everything about Rachel's friend's home life. Chapman's wife was an early collaborator, and he agreed to go along just so that his little girl would never be infested, but now, she's stuck in that nightmarish, loveless home life where they never even bothered to pretend to be human at home, and she blamed herself for it? Fuck manly tears, I was fucking WEEPING when I read that as an adult. It was just too damn tragic, and I didn't even see it when I was a kid.

>>22111272
>Critiquing admittedly bad fapfiction for head canon reasons.

So are you bored or what?

>>22111350
the only difference between me and kid-me for the Island of Rats thing is now I think "killing him would be better".
because the fucker needed to be taken out.

>these parasitic brain slugs can only function by enslaving other sentients. Better give them space ships.
>disaster, galactic war.
>well shit. Guess we learned our lesson.
>these fast breeding psychotic apes just defeated an intersteller empire that was drinking our milkshake all day with 1 morphing cube and a lot of warcrimes
>better give them spaceships

>>22111350
>The team killing Taxxon and Hork Bajir Controller troops left and right as a kid.
"Karate chop tiger action GO!"
>as an adult
Holy shit they just...AND they're obviously-racist about it?


That part after they toast the local Yeerk pool though, so the Visser allows some lower-level Yeerks to starve to death? Then Jake's science teacher goes through Yeerk-starvation seizure and Chapman quietly murders him right there in the school? That part always disquieted me.

>>22111404
>Chapman asked to speak to Visser Three directly, and couldn't even fucking hold himself up or speak properly because he'd had no control of himself for so long

fuck, man. I thought all the early books were silly and then there was that, right from the start

>>22111404
oh fuck. I am too drunk to be think about this.
I'm so glad I'm visiting my friend whose a therapist and nerd tomorrow so I can talk this over.

I'm rereading the Hork-Bajir Chronicles right now and I hope I don't get traumatized.

>Vissir One eats Tobias in an alternate future.

And that's when I discovered my vore fetish.

>>22111258
This is how they resolve the Yeerk problem at the end of the series. Forced permanent assumption of a morph.

>>22111448
>reading Hork-Bajir Chronicles
Prepare your current morph-form for traumatization.


Also I've seen some people in the last thread and this one call the Ellimist the Emilist or somesuch. Is this just basic fucking up, or is this something in the later books/Chronicles that I didn't read?

>>22111258

I don't know why they wouldn't want this. Being a parasite of any kind would suck, even with mind rape powers.

>>22111470
Yyyyeah, Visser Three had a really weird thing about eating his enemies. I think he spent too long in a Taxxon's brain or something, it rubbed off on him.

>>22111490

Er, three, yeah.

To be fair, if one of your mortal enemies was stuck as a bird, wouldn't you eat him?

>>22111490
He had a morph that could suck yeerks out of hosts so he could eat them

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>that part in Visser where they abduct one of Saddam's troops and force a slug into his ear

>they then mock him for pleading to God to save him

>with his own voice

>>22111486
but I loved that book. The only more important book to my childhood was The Hobbit, and that was only because that was the first book I remember my dad reading to me.
Do I need to stop now?

Dracon beams, man


graphically-described-lacerating-incinerating DRACON BEAMS

and don't even get me started on aliens and humans getting disemboweled by a tiger

>>22111548
No, no. You can't stop now, Anon. You're in too deep. Your only hope is to face the darkness, and punch through to the other side.

Godspeed, Anon. Godspeed.

>Google image search "aximili-esgarrouth-isthill"

>pictures of cinnamon rolls

well played Google, well played

God this series was dark as hell. I really should get around to rereading it thanks to that download link. This series introduced me to a lot of my fetishes, the most prominent of which was transformations.

>>22111570
Yeerks specifically modified the dracon beam to be a more painful, slower-killing weapon.

This species has ISSUES.

>>22111570

tell me more about aliens and humans getting disemboweled by a tiger... or a bear... or a gorilla... or by a centaur with a scythe on his tail...or a hawk...

>>22111570
Oh god yes. For every cinnamon bun or Ax's TV moment, there were ten that were alternately nightmarishly disturbing, incredibly tragic and sad, or just plain disgusting from the level of graphic detail of the violence. I'm glad my parents never tried to read any of them, because there's no way in hell they would have let me keep reading them. There's no damn way I would let a kid read these. They were not children's books, they were adult books written at children's-book length. Maybe that's why the high-point of every month as a child was when the new Animorphs book would come out. These WERE my childhood. I miss Scholastic.

>>22111635
they took the original technology from the Andalite shredder beams, right?

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Nellie scooted forward and rubbed her chest up against the back of Anon's torso, she rubbed her face in his hair and breathed in his scent. He sensations from her chest brought forth a curious warmth between her legs and she took hold of Anon's hand and pressed it against her slit. <<C'mon Anon, show me the sexual prowess that your Earth Authors are so proud of!>>

Anon shuddered as he felt Nellie's hand caress his maleness. He might be doing his best to pretend otherwise but Nellie's human form was quite attractive to him. His erection was proof enough of that. "Well if you're putting the pride of my species on the line..." Anon pulled away from Nellie and she spent a brief moment cursing herself for forcing the issue. Then he lay down on the bedding and placed his hands on her thighs. After a bit of shuffling placed her groin over his face Anon began stimulating her genitals with his tongue.

>>22105269

Wait, I thought the Bajir were more centaurlike?

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>>22105416
ordering a nice guy like Ax to kill is one thing, but showing him TVTropes? That's evil.

>>22111635
Yeah, they got to be pretty...well...desperation was a pretty big part of it, for many Yeerks.

But like any species they had their psycho and sociopaths, their rotten and broken fuckers. When they went imperial, it just got worse.

>>22111504
Speaking of Visser Three's tendency to devour his enemies, you remember that book about the internet/computing mogul who turned out to be a non-regular army Controller? Wasn't it highly implied that he both was a direct relative of Visser Three *and* liked to eat his enemies too?

>>22111665

>boning another human when you have the power to experiment with nearly any creature in the universe

How incredibly uninteresting.

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>>22111668
nope. here's some official art

>>22111647
>every month
it was only late in life that I realized how absurd of a pace this was, even for fairly small books.
Thinking back it's no surprise most of the books were ghost written. Just think about writing at that pace for 50+ books, plus the chronicles and megamorphs

>>22111683
He was Visser Three's 'brother,' in that he budded off the same slug.

He was the 'inferior' brother, and he ate Yeerks to avoid needing Kadrona baths, because his 'brother' wanted him dead.

Visser Three just seemed to be a psychopath. Cannibalism isn't an unusual behavior for that personality profile.

>>22111668
Fun fact: some of the species described in the book were designed to fuck with show producers

>>22111707

They were the race that constantly got described as having the blades and stuff on them right? I always visualized those things as a bladed centaur tank thing.

No idea why.

>>22111488
Well...how do you propagate your species, then? Or are you okay with any subsequent offspring you raise having no genetic relation to...YOU?

Oh wait...Yeerks reproduce by fission. Reproduction is death for them. And they really don't seem to have all that much of a distinct culture, so there's no crazy centuries-old culture to pass along.

Huh. Their evolution as a sentient species really is a cruel joke. I only fully understand that now that I'm older.

Of course, they COULD just make nonsentient carrier bodies for themselves with genetic engineering.

>>22111683
Yeah, he was Visser Three's... There's a specific word for it in asexual reproduction, but I don't remember it, so let's just go with "twin." I don't think he ate other Yeerks because he liked to, I'm pretty sure it was the only alternative he had to Kandrona rays. Man, though, Jake's decision to go back and burn the mansion down so the guy wouldn't have a safe haven from Visser Three anymore... Sign of things to come.

>>22111758
Yeerk science is mostly stolen from Andalites and slave-races. While it may be theoretically possible, the Yeerks are culturally and intellectually cretins. They've had no time to develop from the stone age to the post-space-age.

>>22111570
>Megamorphs

>cars being cut in half

>shopping mall held under siege by a Blade ship, then melted into slag while still full of people

freaking 40k lore isn't this graphic

>>22111758
Or they could pull an Iskoort, which was part of the point with the Ellimist/Crayak cat's paw fight of Animorphs v. Howlers in that one book.

>>22111692
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22031344/

You have a point but last session was Andalite-Hoofmaw-Session

anyway if you want andalite on human sex just look at that thread.

>>22111758
>Of course, they COULD just make nonsentient carrier bodies for themselves with genetic engineering.


but that's just not CRUEL enough

they declared war on the only race they could not infest, the Skrit-Na, because their brains were spread out all over their body

I really, REALLY liked the Ellimist Chronicles.

I mean...there's so much in the background and the setting and all, its just so chock-full of GOOD ideas, its just a shame that its so...wacky and pulp and...Its the sort of thing that's so stupid, only kids would give it a chance.

What the hell WOULD animorphs look like if it was re-written? I...don't think it could be done.

But I've totally stolen some alien designs for a Distant Worlds pathfinder campaign.

>>22111751
as I recall it they were genetically derived from bird like creatures and designed to be gardeners.

>>22111758

You don't. Or at least I wouldn't. If I were a brain controlling mind slug I'd jump on the chance to become just about anything else. Sapient species if I'm lucky, but I'd settle for some mid-higher functioning animals that live a while as well.

At least as a dolphin or something I'd know that I wasn't torturing someone by doing the only thing I'm really able to do.

Do I ever have a treat for you guys

http://monster-man-08.deviantart.com/gallery/12275291

>>22111783
The entire idea of tool-use and weaponry and so forth, for them, was only...less than a century?

They, uh...they were REALLY fast learners.

That also explains why they were such huge dicks, though. They didn't have a rich history or culture to draw on for perspective or philosophy or all those other enriching things that older species have. they went from pre-cavemen to...

shit, and we think the Krogan are crude and underdeveloped.

you know, the kid who won the contest to appear in the books and then got turned into fuckin David sure got a raw deal.

>>22111878

Getting resigned to an island full of rats as a rat with nothing to do all day but bone

>raw deal

More like rubbed raw deal, I could think of far worse fates than being a punk ass bitch flooded in rat poon.

>>22111855
I'd say that's part of it. No culture, no philosophy, but a metric fuckton of rage and jealousy. They were sightless slugs, stuck in tiny warm swamps, and the only creatures they could MAYBE infest were absurdly clumsy retarded ape-things. Then, their first encounter with alien life? Fucking Andalites. The first sentient life they meet other than them is a race of beautiful, graceful centaurs, who have a pleasant planet, all the grass they can eat, hands with thumbs, eyesight, and plenty of room to run and enjoy life. In other words, right at the same time as they're given technology, they've just found out what an insanely huge shit the universe had taken on them. They were pissed-off about being some big cosmic joke, and understandably so.

Andalites have some incredibly sensitive ergoenous zones inside of their vagina and unlike some sapient species their females do indeed reach climax during sex, Andalite females however do not have a clitoris equivilent. The first brush of Anon's tongue against her clit surprised her so much that she nearly collapsed. She manages to catch herself on her elbows so she didn't slam her head into her partners groin. She did however for the first time as a human deign to use her voice. "Don't stop," she whispered as she gripped the bedrolls. "Whatever you do don't stop." Anon, being a gentlemen kept up his efforts to please his partner. He spread her labia wide with one of his hands and used the other to support her while sucking away at her clit. Nellie didn't bother to hold back, she creamed loudly and messily and filled the recreation room with the sounds of her enjoyment.

>>22111855
Also can't help but imagine they have a culture-wide "I'll show them, I'll SHOW THEM ALL!" complex. I mean they're kind of like a bad evolutionary joke, and uplifted by the Andalites besides?

switching back and forth between reading the Hork-Bajir Chronicles and watching 40 rock while drinking bourbon.

I have never known this feel before.

>>22111914

...gross

>>22111957
Hivemind, pool-brother?

>>22105771
Because they didn't have it any more.

>>22111976
Oh god, don't even joke about hiveminds in an Animorphs thread. Those were new heights of shudder-inducing.

>>22106531
Tobias was awkward as fuck in general.

>>22108006
>Rewriting the Animorphs series so that it isn't shit would be pretty fun.
Sure it wou-
>Here's my first change: Shifting from one animal to another is incredibly taxing and takes most of the day, rather than the 5 minutes or so it took in the books.
You do not have an adequate perception of "not shit" for this undertaking.

>>22111665
>placed her groin over his face and began stimulating her genitals with his tongue.
Lost it there. This is a masterpiece.

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Hello there small human

would you like to play a game?


begin to run

>>22112008

Yeah really, when being an animal somehow makes you more sociable and capable of starting a relationship you know you were a pretty terrible human.

>>22112008
Yeah, but it was just depressing in his case. They made it pretty clear from the outset that his home life was such absolute shit that he just wanted out by any means necessary. If he hadn't gotten the power, and gotten stuck as a hawk, he would have been a suicide before he was 18. As it was, he couldn't get out of his human form fast enough. As messed-up as she was, Rachel was an absolute saving grace for him, she was all he had to live for. Everything he had left of humanity was invested in her, and when she died, he completely let go. He was an utterly tragic figure.

>>22108017
Wait a second, why not make a FATE version? Divide skills into "mind" (constant across forms) and "body" (dependant on form). Players assign a certain amount of skills to each new morph they acquire, divided as appropriate, and they have an aspect detailing what kind of animal they are.

>>22108006
>>22112033

Just trim off a lot of the fat and refine the story that's already there into one or two trilogies and you've got printed gold.

Or better yet one book for each character from said character's perspective throughout the war.

which one of them was it that murdered hitler? Wasn't it marco?

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>escaping human problems by becoming an animal

Admit it, the thought has crossed your mind at least once

>>22112083

All you really need then is the stats for a few hundred or so different creatures and a system that makes it easy for the GM to create new ones to match with what the players are after.

Just to keep them on their toes you can mix things up story wise completely.

>>22112138

Dude that thought crosses my mind a minimum of 3 times a week with all sorts of different derivatives.

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>>22112046
I AM GOING TO FORCE NICE THINGS INTO YOUR HEAD

Nellie spent the next few minutes coming down from her orgasm and cuddling with Anon. But she steadfastly refused to let him get off. "Isn't this a little unfair?" He asked with a bit of petulance in his voice.

<<I have something in mind>> Stated Nellie in response to his question and with that she helped him sit up. She made certain she had enough room and then she reverted to her natural form. As with all her morphs her arms, legs, ears, and other features melted into her body and she turned into a featureless blob of flesh that grew until there was enough mass for an Andalite. Then her legs, arms, and other features slowly formed and took shape at the same time. With that done she took Anon by the hand and led him to their small ship's armory.

"You never let me in here." Stated Anon with some incredulity.

<<You never needed to be here before.>> Nellie thought back with husky thought tones.

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>>22112171

if I had a song stuck in my head while in morph, does that mean it gets broadcast to everyone in the vicinity?

>>22111404
As a kid I figured that was a rationalization and explanation to help give kids in a situation like that with parents who don't care a sort of escapist fantasy. Like, "your parents really do love you, they just can't show it".

>>22112253

If you openly transmitted it then yeah.

>>22111647
>I miss Scholastic.
Wait, aren't they still around?

>>22111657
Yeah, they're really just shredders with a different lens.

>>22112270
if morphing became a common thing among humans I would be forced to kill so many people just for this.

>>22112270
>Andalite bandits have a new secret weapon lord Visser! It's near impossible to concentrate with the Spice Girls blaring inside your mind!

>>22112253
Doubt it, it's not like every stray thought gets sent. You might need to be careful not to thought-scream <Gah, what the hell is the name of that song!!!>, though.

>>22112260
I guess I could see it that way, but given how much dark, depressing shit the series had, and how Tobias' human home life dealt with those issues for real, I don't know that they'd have given such an easy answer.

After pressing some buttons on a holographic display and scanning her retinaes Nellie opened the Armory. As to be expected there was the rack of weapons and a few space suits but there was also an odd contraption next to locker where the morphing cube was kept. It was large, an almost featureless silver block that bore a mild resemblance to a vending machine. It had a small keypad, a scanner of some sort and an opening in the structure full of what appeared to be blue gel.

Nellie performed the same security protocols for the machine as for the door and then gestured at the blue opening. "It looks like an Onahole" muttered anon as he pressed his arm inside of the opening. He felt the spongy blue substance distort and stretch at his touch. "It FEELS like an onahole!"

<<Hush.>> Admonished Nellie <<Now Begin Aquiring and don't stop until I say so>> Anon focused and tried aquiring any genetic data he may have been touching, interestingly enough there was something to aquire here.

>>22112304
Maybe, but I'm in law school now, we don't get the book lists the way elementary- and middle-schoolers do. For my purposes, it's as good as them no longer existing.

>>22112347
Animorphs, Mossflower, what other great books from our childhoods can we share?

What kind of stuck out at me is how earth is apparently REALLY FUCKING WEIRD with its millions and millions of species. The Yeerk homeworld had, what, 100? That was supposed to be a shit-tier dead-end of a miserable planet, but apparently all the other worlds were kind of scant in comparison, too...

Also, Father. Fucking FUCK, that whole sequence was creepy. Fucking tentacle underwater forest-of-the-dead Matrix with only one living mind in it, with all his dead friends plugged in like hard drives. And then he tries to say "goodbye" to his previous crush...

Fucking fuck.

>>22111855
Yeah, their ascension was a lot like the westernization of Japan.

>>22111855
>The entire idea of tool-use
They had a mostly symbiotic relationship with a local species that included tool use. I don't remember its name. I don't think the books ever go much into their society at that point but it wasn't very advanced.

>>22112161
I don't know if you'll need to stat out so many right away, just have them build up to that point. Don't just give them access to stuff like the Gardens on their first adventure, make them word for that level of power. Battle morphs are all well and good, but tigers, gorillas, and grizzly bears are too far for a first adventure.

>>22112378
Favorite book of the series by far.

>>22112049
It wasn't being an animal so much as being forced into an exclusive group.

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>>22112171
>thought back with husky thought tones.
Augh.
Augh! Redundancy is like the number one sin you can commit in regards to narrative writing.

>>22112378
the Andalite homeworld was very similar to Earth and had just as many species. Many of Visser Three's morphs came from there, in addition to Elfangor being a seasoned space traveler

>>22112138
>implying it would be any better

>>22105771
You can. The issue was that they didn't have one, and it would have re-set all of your learned morphs, thus he lost his original DNA. He only got it back through Ellemist fuckery.

>>22112161
Why stat the animals? Just let players allocate skills on the fly. Stat some examples, sure, but that's it. Some of the most prominent morphs from the books.

I find it funny that for a species of too-wonderful Warrior Poet Scientists who invented shapechanging, the andalites were pretty fucking myopic and incurious and elitist about it. Most of them never even TOUCHED morphing unless it was absolutely necessary; never bothered to build up "collections" or practice or anything.

Admittedly, I kind of liked how they were presented as being wonderful and great and superiror...and then turn out to be...not BAD, but huge pricks a lot of the time.

That was NEW for me. Now, I'm used to everyone "lawful good" in sci-f and fantasy, humans and non-humans alike, acting JUST LIKE THAT.

>>22112410
The idea of using a tool with a host body to function as a "predator" (the idea of a Weapon) was apparently a recent intuitive leap for them.

>>22112260
How the fuck did you consider things so deeply as a kid? How old were you?

>>22112445
you clearly missed the first thread and 'sultry' and 'bedroom eyes'.

>>22112448

Flying as a bird or swimming as a dolphin or something equally fast would be a pretty kick ass weekend. I can definitely see how some people would make the permanent jump to it.

You are now realizing that in the future after the 1st books the morphing ability is used for animal conservation efforts. You'd have a massive pool of perverts and animal lovers to pull from.

>>22105771
I don't think it does. If someone is a trapped morph, the cube CAN'T affect them. Otherwise, no one would ever be trapped, andalite or otherwise.

He got his morphing back because Elimist, and it was as a hawk because asshole genie monkey-paw.

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>I'm going to kill you and eat the body. Then I am going to laugh

"What...? What precisely am I elbow deep in at the moment?" Anon managed to sputter out as Nellie serenly poked and prodded a holographic interface.

<<Genetic Archive, fairly recent innovation. We're giving you an Andalite form. Keep Aquiring, you're still aquiring right?>> Anon nodded dumbly and did his best not to think about how...alive the gel of the Genetic Archive Terminal felt. The Aquisition process lasted maybe a few moments but it certainly felt longer than that. With this done Nellie shutdon the genetic archive, sealed the armory, brough them back to the rec room. Once there she calmly and patiently walked Anon through assembling a morph by combining a genetic template from multiple examples of the same species. This would give him an Andalite male form of roughly the same age but he wouldn't have to deal with a Sapient Andalite mind or worry about being mistaken for someone else.

>>22112507

I'm starting to like where this is going, and I hate that.

>>22112378
You know, looking back, that thing being named "Father" was probably intended to be an ironic contrast to the part where Elimist actually becomes a father.

>>22112468
Andalites are revealed to have such tech because they've been around a very long time - the Elimist mentions this at one point, and also Ax thinks in one book about how the Andalites took three times as long to go from flight to space travel compared to humans.

All the best books were written from the Tobias/Ax/ Marco perspective, if I remember correctly. Those characters had really great chemistry, I remember them being sent in as the "light touch" agents a lot.

Like the thing with the sharks.

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>>22112494
>20 years after morphing is introduced as a species population booster

>animals are being born with residual sentience as the result of being the offspring of human morphers

>every time you walk in the woods, something thought-screams inside your head in terror as it is devoured by a predator

>>22112488
I was like ten or something. Maybe I was just analytical.

>>22112446

no. Ax was specific that they only had 6 or so kinds of bird. And in In the Time of Dinosaurus he was surprised that extinction was even a thing.

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>>22112445
This, anon, is an exercise in deep literary sins.

Avert your eyes if you do not wish to see me descend the steps into a nightmare of repetativre decriptions and xenophilia!

>>22112531
I liked Rachel books too. Jake/Cassie are shit though.

>>22112524
That's why they have...well, they're just SMARTER, scholastically, than humans, plus a bunch of sweet cognitive features like internal clocks, plus thoughtspeech and...well, their phsiology in general struck me as very, VERY advanced and tuned.

Makes sense if they'd been working at being sentient for millions of years, instead of humans that jumped from poo-throwing to spears in less than 2.

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>yfw K A Appelgate was inspired by J R R Tolken

>>22112593
>inspired by Tolkien
Who isn't?

>>22112570
huh, I must have been thinking of the Hork Bajir homeworld, where everything is genetically engineered

>>22112555

Jesus Christ how horrifying.

I wonder if that would be a productive way to offset more brutal cases of poverty. Offer the poorest people a life of constant sex in gratification at the loss of their humanity. It could be framed as one of the most degrading acts of the rich, inflicting loss of their species itself as the only real escape from their own lives.

>>22112590
Yeah, they were kind of just BETTER in a bunch of ways.

Their only real weaknesses were...kind of being arrogant pricks, and weak, uncoordinated arms.

They were REALLY freaked out by human advances, though. didn't some random human discover Z-space communication?

Which is basically slipspace/hyperspace...

Wait. The most similar form of FTL travel to Halo's is ANIMORPHS?

>>22112625
Z-space is a dimension of energy isn't it? And most andalite tech uses it in some way shape or form. Like their ships being able to materialize furnishings out of nothing, or morphers gaining and loosing mass from nowhere

>>22112574

best rachel book is the starfish one.

>>22112138
Oh God, so many times. Especially this past finals week.

>>22112664
I concur, that one's excellent. One of the very few specific ones from the general serialization that I actually remember as an individual work.

>>22112593
this man does not look happy. this news makes me more happy than anything else.

>>22112664
My favorite was the one where it turns out she has an alligator allergy. Partially because I think that's the first time we have one human morphing into another.

With some sort of spinal jacked Matrix like interface would it be possible to replicate these abilities and sensations in real time? Perhaps a virtual reality choose your own adventure game would be possible.

Anyone remember the choose your own adventure books in the series? Those fuckers trap you as a fly in what amounts to the Worst End.

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damn blue deer asses

As with all his morphs Anon began by growing the new parts, his old hair sucked into his body and was replaced with blue fur, his ears became pointed, his scalp sprouted eyestalks, his body lengthened and his legs split apart becoming a pair of forelegs and hind legs his spine grew and eventually sprouted a long curved blade made of bone. He was wobbly at first but some coaxing by Nellie managed to get him to stand. <<So what do you think Anon?>> Thought-Purred Nellie in sultry thought tones.

<I kind of like being a feline more, there's lots of grace in those creatures.> He paused and shivered as his face slits pulled in the alluring aroma of Nellie's estrus. <Butthere's grace here too, and I have to admit you Andalites have a pretty Impressive natural Weapon.> Anon though he could ignore the need growing in his alien genitals by examining his new equipment, however evolution is a domineering bitch and nothing Anon could physically or mentally could stop his growing Andalite erection.

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>tons of andalites, hork bajir and every other animorphs race

>hardly any space ships

have some andalite pod fighter

>>22112745
>Rachel goes on some talk show because she fell into an alligator pit (so she could get a gator-morph) and her house partially collapsed (because she accidentally elephant'd)
>She's grumpy and snarky throughout the interview
>"Finally, is there any advice you'd like to give to viewers at home?"
>"Yeah. Don't fall in the gator pit, and don't be in a collapsing house."

>>22112793
The whole series has only one cool ship design, and that's the Dome Sip.

>>22112781
>implying they have mammalian genitals

>implying the male does not impart his seed by touch alone

>implying andalite sex is anything more than cuddling

>>22112781

>implying anon would become a male andalite

>laughing andalite whores

>>22112845
I've already used the image macro, but
The Bolder is even more conflicted about this

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>A Dome Ship is a large combat/transport spacecraft that the Andalites use to travel the galaxy. It looks like a big mushroom, umbrella, or palm tree. The top section is covered in a huge, grassy field based on the Andalite homeworld. The section is protected by a transparent dome to view the stars while the crew members graze; Andalites need to run through a grassy feeding ground and have some wide open spaces (they seem to have hereditary claustrophobia) for both feeding and general well-being. The stalk contains living quarters, the engines, and the bridge. Dispite its size it can be assumed that a dome ships complement is in the hundreds or low thousands as much room is used for housing fighters and for the dome of the ship. A Dome ship can host many fighters, and is such a great combat force that generally only one is needed for an entire battle. There have however been several battles where the presence of two or sometimes even three Dome ships was necessary for victory. In battle, the dome detaches from the stalk, that way it can maneuver faster and fight more effectively. The Dome ship is a major asset for Andalite warriors and is an example of their wonderful technological advances.

Domeships are also said to posses extreamly powerful weapons, the main Shredder beams can punch a hole through a moon the size of earths or turn a planet into a cinder, it is left ambiguous as to wheather or not a dome ship can defeat a Yeerk pool ship.

>>22112845
>implying those slits on their faces aren't actually cloacas
Makes as much sense as eating through their hooves.

>>22112873
The girl that wanted his dick is the one that set up the GAT.

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Anon desperately tried to control his erection, but as the first Human male ever to gain sentience was forced to admit, he now had to admit that his dick, regardless of what form he was in, would do as it pleased. In this case his fuzzy blue sheath began to swell and drip thick, viscous fluid that filled the Rec Room with a wild musky scent. Nellie carefully brought the tuft of her tail around and soaked it in the musky secretions of her puffy, blue vagina and rubbed the soaked fur tuft against Anon's flaring faceslits. Anon thought-groaned at Nellie and pressed his hands against her chest, silently begging permission to mount her. She nuzzled his face but and affectionately rubbed her eyestalks against him but pulled away from him so he could check on the status of his cock. She found it much as she wanted it, throbbing powerfully and coated with viscous blue goo.

She pulled away from him entirely and began to morph after sending Anona Sultry Thought Chuckle,

>got to the point in the Hork-Bajir Chronicles where Aldrea's family dies
I'm not ready for this.

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>>22112951
>implying eating through their hooves is a dumb idea
>laughing Darwin IV seastriders

>Toby Hamee

first alien to get into congress and they don't even let her vote

>>22113012
>was forced to admit, he now had to admit
Fucking stop it.

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>>22113049
>7 foot tall female Martin Luther King Jr. alien

>not considered a US citizen

>species is granted an embassy AND Yellowstone National Park

>>22113049
so Hork-Bajir or puerto ricans now?

>>22113077
At this point, I think it's adding to the entertainment value.

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Nellie spent a few brief moments as a shapeless mass of hair and flesh before assuming her human form. She crawled under his body and rested her back against the soft loam of the Rec Room and began rubbing the soft, pebbly flesh of Anon's blue cock. Anon dug his hooves into the Soft earth of the rec room floor and gripped his forelegs tightly with his hands. <Don't Tease me Nellie!> He thought-begged in plaintive thought-speech. But his cries for release might as well have gone unheard for all the attention Nellie paid them,

Nellie brought her human mouth up to the tip of his cock and began running her inquisitive tinge around the head of his penis as one of her hands rubbed at his enormous blue balls. She made vocal sounds of enjoyment as she suckled and swallowed his thick musky cockgoo. She placed both hands on his shaft and began rubbing and massaging it as she teased his indigo urethra with her tongue, in appreciation Anon's cock plastered her face with teal precum.

>>22113078
>Yellowstone
Which doesn't make much sense to me. Considering where they lived, wouldn't Muir Woods make more sense?

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>>22113077
I'm graphicly describing a blue deer centaur alien in human form fucking a human in blue deer alien centaur and all you care about is my complete fucking disregard for penmanship?

>>22113143
Well yeah. The rest is totally normal for /tg/.

Also it's not penmanship, that term refers to how pretty/sloppy your writing is.

>>22113129
it would, but I guess we didn't want them stripping bark off centuries old trees. That, and most east coast kids know Yellowstone better than Muir Woods

>>22113151
They're gardeners. They're genetically designed not to fuck things up. All they're going to do in Yellowstone is get eaten by wolves and bears.

>>22113143
never has the soul of /tg/ been defined more accurately.

With a great deal of jaw stretching on her part Nellie managed to get the head of Anon's pulsing Indigo cock in her mouth. She slurped and suckled on it and hummed to let Anon know just how much she enjoyed the taste of his Andalite penis as she forcefully jerked off his throbbing space deer cock. Anon for his part managed to bruise his forelegs with the force of his gripping and it took everything he had not to thrust his hindquarters forward. He wanted to cum so bad, and Nellie just wouldn't teasing him. She could feel right when he was about to blow his load and she'd stop stimulating his veiny blue shaft just long enough to bring him down from the edge. Then she'd start kissing and fondling his balls while she teased the head of his shaft with her palm. Eventually though she agreed to stop torturing him and finally agreed to let him cum. She positioned her head in front of his meaty andalite maleness and opened her mouth wide.

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>>22113150
>Implying I didn't misuse penmenship on purpose
>Implying that half the fun in writing this isn't breaking every rule in the book as far as writing goes
Pic related is my response to your less than formal request for me to stop writing in an extremely sinful manner.

You know, I just had a terrifying thought. If you're pregnant, what happens to the fetus when you morph?

>>22113279
J.K. Rowling is still alive. I wonder if she has a public email that answers questions?

Probably the same thing that happens to injuries.

>>22113279
Development is put on hold while it and the rest of the body is stasis'd in Z-space, assuming that's how the tech works.

>>22113174
>7ft lizard covered in blades being attacked by anything

With her mouth wide open and her eyes wide shut Nellie firmly gripped Anon's meaty cerulean wang and began to forcefully wank his throbbing teal maleness. Each forceful movement of Nellie's hands brought another jet of thick, gooey, fluid spurting onto her face until anon's hind legs quivered, until his balls throbbed and sloshed, until he broadcast a wordless thougt scream of orgasmic joy.

He came and splattered Nellie's face with neon blue cum, coating her face in a layer of bukake in a manner that would have caused Ron Jerome to break down and weep from the sheer pornagraphic beauty of the action. In three short pulses Anona's bright blue junk covered Nellie's human face, tits, and belly with a creamy blueberry load.

With this done anon keeled over and began the process of coming to terms with the sensations that his space man junk had gifted to him. Being a gentleman he fell over sideways and left Nellie to bask in the warm embrace of his cream filling.

>>22113354
Hork Bajir (without yeerks) are pussies. Grizzlies and wolves are not. Sure, they have spiky bits, but they don't know how to use them for anything but horticulture.

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And that my dear anons is the end to "Anon's Fuzzy Blue Balls" you may be pleased to know I have no intention of writing anymore Terrabad Fanfiction tonight.

>>22113174
Maybe the parks and forestry dept. Thought they could shave thousands off the buget by bringing in thousands of live-in forestry experts who need nothing but the trees they look after. And the added tourist boost of having freaking aliens in a national park

>>22113392
I'm grateful, yet terribly disappointed by the lack of penetration.

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>>22113392
Aw, it's over?

>>22113392
Oh fuck. That image is wonderful.

>>22113399
Wolves, I don't see much trouble with as long as Hork Bajir younguns and Elders stay in the trees. Bears are more problematic but team work and rifles can solve that issue, hell they can just use advanced non-lethal tech on both the bears and the wolves.

Even if the Hork-Bajir are non-violent and as intelligent as a young child normally there's no reason you can't hand one a stun gun and teach them how to use it.

>>22113369
Hork bajir come from a planet full of predators specifically designed to keep them in the trees. They make bears and wolves seem very cuddely in comparison

>>22113490
Yellowstone doesn't have big trees.

>>22113441
>>22113435
I linked the last thread earlier and you'll find it in sup/tg/ if you search for "Andalites" or "Animorphs" I think I'll do Hork-Bajir on Human next time...

>>22113464
I can't take credit for it but no anon should be without Aliens guy transforming into transforming into ambassador mollari

>>22113515
Hey, I didnt write the books

So the Elimist and Cryak basically spend the whole of eternity dicking around with one another and engaging in cosmic games that The Doctor and The Master probably wouldn't be too unfamiliar with.

Do you think the Elimist used Humanity for any more of his games after the kids all entered therapy and moved on to become productive adults. Shut the fuck up, it's better living in denial.

>>22113661
The Yeerks, Humans, and Andalites was just one game they played. It was a ploy by The Elimist to limit Cryak's destruction. Before the game The Elimist traveled space seeding life and uplifting species, doing what he could to promote peace while Cryak did what he could to destroy it. Though I don't doubt that both entities still travel space I think Humanity for the most part has played its part for their struggle and any further impact either have on it are of unforseen consequence.

>>22113779
Interesting position to take.

I'm of the opinion that if they started a game about developing civilizations and trying to create creatures which are peaceful/warlike constructive/destructive then there's no reason they wouldn't segue into a game about corruption/redemption and how in interacting each of the interstellar species proves that sapiant life is inherently good/evil.

I guess what I'm saying here is I want a space opera set in a post Yeerk invasion universe.

>>22113927
I think that Humanity still has a role to play regardless of if Ellimist/Crayak planned for it. We're the wild card, and any hopes that the Ellimist pinned on humanity had to have been a gamble. Since we are kind of like the middle-ground between Yeerks and Andalites. In conclusion, yes, post-invasion Space Opera, definitely.

>>22114012
So if Andalites have Domeships and Yeerk have Pool Ships what kind of ships do humans have? I'm leaning towards factory ships which consume resources in system and make swarms of autonomous and remote controlled drones.

>>22114097
Humans have Colony Ships. Humans are expanding like wildfire and the Andalites are extremely concerned about the environmental impact.

>>22114097
>>22114140
Close but no cigar, humans have Civilization Ships, each ship comes equipped with the means to build an entirely new civilization in system. If its just got asteroids you wind up with space colonies, if it has a planet or a moon that can be modified that planet gets terraformed. You get the idea.

What you wind up with are dozens of bickering human factions that unite briefling to defeat an outside threat and then fall to bickering once the threat is gone.

Only problem with the Civ Ships is that while they're industrial powerhouses they don't do so well in combat and need quite a bit of escort power.

>>22110799
>"No Weapons"
>Bitches don't know about my prehensile tentacle penis.

>>22114266
Luckily, humans are totally peaceful, and always will be. The giant surface-to-space shredder cannons are just a precaution in case of unforseen eventualities and are not intended to be used offensively. Just like the dreadnoughts and fighter carriers that orbit some worlds.

>>22114375
Might be interesting to see humans conquering Yeerk systems, forcing them into...well anything but a yeerk form, and then going "What...? I thought you hated Yeerks!" when Andalites start asking questions.

>>22114465
Realistically, I don't see why humans would. Much better to just move to the world, keep all Yeerks cordoned away from human ears, and restrict access to Kadrona pools to insure that no statistically significant number gets into the human population and can live there. Then gradually reduce the areas allowed to Yeerks until they're inconsequential.

Anyone read elimist chronicles? Best animorphs book imo

>>22114606
eh I see humans splintering into dozens of different interstellar cultures and at least one would probably be pretty trigger happy. (how many people were tortured, killed, or otherwise traumatised by yeerks?) But yeah, you're right most humans would want no trabble and try to go about speaking softly and carrying a big stick.

So the last book was a piece of shit and much like ME3 actively made everything that had come previously worse.

>>22115095
pretty sure KA Applegate wrote a letter to the fans that was like WELL IT'S WAR, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?

as for me, I try to ignore it and pretend everybody went into therapy and Tobias went on to live a full and happy life.

I just got done reading about them morphing into ants, jesus christ that was terrifying

>>22112736
>>22112745
One of my favourite books was actually the one where Tobias finds out that Elfangor is his father, for a few reasons:

- Fucking ELFANGOR is his father. The Andalite so hated by the Yeerks that there was not a Yeerk alive that did not know that name.
- Tobias finally chooses consciously to stay a hawk. Not that the emohawk is done yet, oh no...
- The sadness that comes when the only reason he's able to keep his cool and not lose it upon finding out the name of his father is because as a hawk, he no longer knows how to form human facial expressions.

>>22115129
WELL IT'S WAR SO I'M ALLOWED TO INTRODUCE A NEW GALAXY-SPANNING THREAT AND NEVER RESOLVE IT OH BOY

It was a hackneyed ending and I'll hear none of that bullshit from the author.

>he no longer knows how to form human facial expressions

dammit emohawk ;-;

I remember my favourite book was always The Attack or whatever. The one with the Howlers. I don't think it was the first time they ended up on another planet in the series, but it was definitely my favourite.

>>22115200
Howlers are fucking terrifying. The first time the Animorphs fight ONE, with everything they had plus Erek coordinating them, they run like a little bitch. And the Howlers think it's all just a game.

Jake should have done a deal with the Ellimist to keep that morph.

>>22115220
But he couldn't because those books are supposed to be outside the normal continuity.

>>22115236
The Attack was #26 in the main series.