>pooh game
I've heard rumors of such a thing.
Its witchcraft.

>>22347639
no sir-ee!

Just a friendly game of baseball with my friends!

>>22347614
>outside
Jesus Christ, are you trying to kill me?

>father, Chamsbr
Yes, Father Chamsber will exorcise the demon out of you, heathen.

No, Christopher Robin.

YOU WILL NOT CLAIM THEIR SOULS WITH YOUR BULLSHIT PITCHES.

>>22347644
>not a pedo
than why are you on 4chan

When I was like 7 my mom told me Winnie the Pooh was based off of a real Christopher Robbin who was raped by his dad and that is why he wanted to run away to the hundred Acre Wood.

>>22347682
such a dirty word!

I play a fair game sir!

>>22347695
Jesus what the fuck was wrong with your mom?

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>>22347614
NOT TODAY MOTHER FUCKER

I'VE PLAYED THAT SHIT.

YOU AIN'T TAKING MY SOUL.

Don't play this, guys.

It's too hard for you.

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>>22347695

>>22347682
>>22347727

I think I'm missing something here.

>>22347728
Okay.

>>22347614
>>22347682
The fuck is this?

>>22347759
yea me too....

I guess we should go play?

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Rolled 12

>>22347614
I CAN SEE TROUGH YOUR TRICKS

>>22347759
Christopher Robin is the final boss of the game.

Facing him is like trying to hit Satan's pitches.

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The guardians of hell will remain on their thrones. Tread lightly, for they wrath cannot be appeased when awoken.

>>22347795
Owl and Tigger bar the way.

Leave now, before you unleash Christopher Robin upon us all.

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>>22347795

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>>22347772
>>22347773
>>22347759

A Japanese kids flash game, that gets stupidly hard. The end boss is Christopher Robin and he is a complete motherfucker to beat.

>>22347717
I don't know. I brought it up to her when I was 19 and she laughed and was like " did I say that?"

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>>22347759
>>22347772
>>22347773
/v/ hyping over a difficult flash game

>>22347825
A kids game that is harder than most games on console right now, to boot.

Jesus fucking Christ. This is stupid difficult.

>>22347855
and what stage are you on good sir?

>>22347846
>Piglet's cannon of a fastball
Vladimirwhattheshit.jpg

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>>22347872

>>22347872
You haven't seen anything yet.

I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing. Do you just use the mouse to control it?

This game is the 9 Circles condensed into a series of baseball pitches.

Dare you tread the path to the bottom of Hell?

This is like fucking Boat-O-Cross.

>>22347868
Fucking Eeyore.

>>22347899
Yes. Click and hold the mouse button to hit the ball. The green spot on the bat is the sweet spot, the best place to hit the ball on.

>>22347910
but worse

>>22347899
Move the mouse to control Pooh, try to line up the sweet spot of the bat (green point) with the ball. Click AND HOLD (shit's not instantaneous) to swing.

>>22347910
This one has Christopher Robin.

It is easily ten times worse.

>>22347915
oh my

prepare your anus and your rage

>>22347931
Oh, please.

He isn't going to waste hours of his life trying to beat a kids flash game.

He has more pride than that.

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>>22347952
>He isn't going to waste hours of his life trying to beat a kids flash game.
If that is the case, then he has no pride.

What the fuck I can't even beat Eyore. I've just been clicking, are there more controls or something?

I would pay all of my money to watch Arino play this game.
I'm not even joking. I would pay my life savings for a GCCX episode involving this.

>>22347952
>10 hours later

Good god but this kangaroo bitch.

>>22347872
>Kanga and Roo
MOTHERFUCKER THAT AIN'T NO PITCH I'VE EVER SEEN
GET THE FUCK OFF THE FIELD

>>22347993
>>22347992

I KNOW! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING TO THAT BALL?

>>22347982
Click and HOLD to complete the swing.

>>22347982

Hold the mouse button.

Once I did that, I beat Eyore easily.

The Heffalump is raping my shit now.

>>22347952
Damn straight I do.

>>22347970
Hey fuck you, buddy! I have girls to talk... I have bros I could go... Minesweep...

>begins game

>>22348003

I finally beat her - with just enough.

Oh god this game.

OP WHAT HAVE YOU WROUGHT

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>>22348069

I have brought PAIN

>>22348043
HAH. FUCK YOU EEYORE.

OKAY. THESE FUCKING ANIMALS ARE CLEARLY USING BLACK MAGIC OR SHIT. THESE BALLS ARE SPEEDING UP IN MID AIR. THIS DOES NOT HAPPEN.

I REALIZE I AM NOW ENGAGED IN A BASEBALL GAME WITH THE TWISTED FAE OF THE FOREST FOR MY SOUL.

What happens when it's Pooh's turn to pitch?

>>22348171
the ride never ends. hell has no exit.

The worst part is that Piglet is giving me that grin.

He knows my rage, and revels in it.

>>22348171
Like I said, this is Hell.

At the very bottom is Christopher Robin, whose pitches are empowered by Satan.

FUCK THIS GAME FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER

>Play game
>Naw, this shit is easy
>Get to THE FUCKING OWL
>HOW CAN THE BALL DO THIS
>ALL MY HITS GO OUT OF BOUNDS

ASGJFSKGJFSLFGJ

Japan what the fuck this shit ain't fucking kawaii

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH3mbB3H57g


Christopher's theme.

>>22348255
Just wait until Tigger.

You haven't seen true hell yet.

>>22348171

This is an amazing backstory for a Changeling the Lost character.

You were turned into a bear.

And made to play baseball.

Forever.

>>22348285
Except that Gwyn was easy as shit.

>>22348255
I'm stuck on that fucking black magic owl too. I'll put my soapstone at the dugout.

Is it just me, or did Winnie the Pooh always feel subtly dark to some degree? Kind of like in a Grimm Fairy Tales or Alice in Wonderland kind of way. This thread just helped spark the subject.

>>22348375

I'm in that hell right now.

Hos is that pitching even legal?

>>22348323
Are you saying Tigger can compare to Christopher? Tigger ain't got shit on Christopher.

What the actual. What the actual fuck.

Why is my anus clenched so tightly?

>>22348371
It's about a schizophrenic boy who thinks his toys can talk. And his parents are apathetic to the situation and don't mind him at all.

>>22348437
Subconsciously training for The Master's pleasure session.

>>22348371
>>22348358

Well, in the original. I'm liking the CtL idea.

The Fae keeper is this mutherfucking kid. Some poor washed up baseball player, who used to play benchwarmer for some team called "The Bears" - he gets taken, turned into a Bear, and won't be released until he can hit a random number of arbitrary pitches in this sick fae kids baseball games.

>>22348362

AND LOOK AT THE SMUG LOOK ON THAT FUCKER OWL'S FACE IN THE STAGE SELECTION.

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Since /v/ is an unhelpful bunch, have some quick OC.

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HOW ARE CHILDREN SUPPOSED TO BEAT THIS?

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>>22348375
OH! WHO YO DADDY?

>>22348529

There are upgrades? Well, shit. That makes things better.

>>22348538
the same way they are supposed to beat boat o cross

15/19 on the owl.

I need to kill something.

>>22348568
I heard that children actually have a tendency to do good at that game.

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>>22347614
>Alright. I liked Winnie the Pooh as a kid, this will probably bring me some nostalgia.
>Start stage 1
>What the fuck? Where's the hitbox?
>Maybe I need to line the green thing up to the ball?
>Why is my bat going through the ball half the time?
>JESUS FUCK, I'VE MISSED ALMOST THIRTY THROWS IN A ROW. I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST I WILL RAPE THAT SAD-SACK SHIT OF A EEYORE IF I MISS THE NEXT ONE.
>FINALLY! Fucking hit on-
>The ball flies at a right-angle to the left.
>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

>>22348564
Not really. They make the ball seem to fly further... WHEN YOU HIT IT.

Still, better get them, or you can't beat this fucker owl.

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>>22348584
Welcome to my hell.

That fucking piece of shit smug asshole cocksucker.

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Protip: Upgrades are for wimps who can't face Satan with their own chutzpah.

>>22348663
You got 18/19 on the owl as well, man?

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>>22348662

Nah, it seemed to really help with Rabbit. The difficulty of this game probably comes when you don't upgrade. Otherwise it's pretty eas-

>Owl
>mfw

Rolled 14

This is the Boat-O-Cross of our time.

English version
http://www.gamesloon.com/free-sports-12/baseball-games-16/winnie-the-pooh-home-run-derby-54790.html

>>22349060
Fuck that shit. I ain't fucking restarting.

>That fucking owl
>Balls #35-19
>1 strike, 5 "just not enough"'s and the rest fucking fouls
>Strike on my last chance to win this
>Easily hit the rest, homeruns all.

That fucking black magic owl is taunting me.

>>22348663
FUUUCK THIS!

We all know of dirty the pooh and the hundred acre shitpile, you won't fool us

Has anyone else noticed how the characters here correspond to the main characters in other works?
Piglet - yellow
Pooh - orange
Rabbit - purple
Eyore - blue
Kanga - white
Tigger - pink

>>22349520
You are horribly stretching that comparison, to the point where it doesn't even work.

>>22349520
I have no idea what you're talking about

>Roo stage

Fuck this. Time to nuke Japan again.

I had more difficulty with Rabbit than Owl.
I beat Owl my first try.

>>22350543

You are incredible. Owl is a cocksucking faggot.

>>22350646
Oh God.
Now it's Tigger.

I was not prepared I could not have been prepared.

This is something fucked up. How the hell does one get past owl?

>>22350974
It's actually really simple. The ball is following a straight line, and wiggling around it.
All you have to do is find the straight line it's on.
If I remember right, it comes down right on the line, but I may be wrong. If I'm RIGHT, it's a piece of cake. If i'm wrong, then you simply have to correct for where the ball will be.

So you wanted to challenge me to a game of baseball.....? Silly Pooh

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>>22351801

Damn that Tigger.

His magic is too strong, I need a drink.

>>22351635
But the ball zig-zags so quickly.

I was gonna play some normal vidya, but my pride is too strong to fail this

I'm coming for you christopher

>>22348817
I've been sitting on Roo forever. Are you telling me I can upgrade? *Finds upgrade section.* FUCKING BULLLLLLSHIIIIIT!!!

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NO! FUCK YOU, OWL! I BEAT RABBIT ON MY GODDAMN FIRST TRY! WHY DO YOU FEEL THE NEED TO HUMILIATE ME SO?! I WILL END YOU!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgpYfCnLhAo&list=PL9E765BE45FDED357
>my OST when

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>>22353329
Tabs
>shotgun
>owls in my area
>owl hunting license

I know you're an ass and did it on purpose, but that didn't make it any less funny.

>>22353329
Owl is where the game truly becomes difficult.

When you face Tigger, you'll be wishing for death.

>>22348171
Gyrojet.

>>22353508
But not with a baseball.

My hands bleed as they grip the wooden baseball bat. The creature smiles gently, mocking my pain. He throws a ball and it gently floats, along some invisible line. I prepare for the swing as the ball gains a sudden burst of speed mid-air. I miss my timing and the ball rushes past the bat.

God fucking dammit.

I don't know how long I've been standing here, holding this horrible makeshift bat. My hands are almost numb and my muscles scream at me to stop. I thought it was a dream, at first. That I was just playing baseball in my dream amidst strange creatures.

But I can't wake up.
I can't stop.

The creatures have began to cheat. That's how I knew. I knew I was in hell. I remember the small creature which threw a ball in one fluid throw that was faster than any human could. That large beast which threw a ball upon a wave pattern.

I try to close my eye for a moment, to rest, but a ball hits my face. I was hungry, I have not ate for days, yet somehow.. I survived. My mouth was dry, my lips were chapped. The wind bites me.

God.

Let me wake up.

Please.

Let me wake up.

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>>22353771
This will not end here!

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AHAHAHAHAHA! SUCK IT, OWL! YOUR DARK ARTS CANNOT HOLD ME ANY LONGER! I'M FREE OF YOUR CONTROL!

OH COME THE FUCK ON! Fuck you, Tigger. Fuck you and your magics.

>>22353893
I haven't bothered to play anymore after Rabbit. Just sayin'.

Another man might find the place picturesque. It feels like an eternal spring day. But this is hell. The splinters from the bat digs into my skin. The last beast has walked off. I had assumed I defeated him, like the others, for his facial expression changed from a smile to scowl as he was replaced by another.

My muscles falter. The bat drops on the floor and I fall onto my knees. Hunger and fatigue overcomes me. Why won't I wake up?

Why won't I die?

A voice, one of a young boy, commands me to raise and to play. Clumps of dust, stuck together with my blood fall from my hand as they tremble. My body attempts to follow the command, but I can't understand why. The new creature laughs.

Is that laugh one of.. pity? schadenfreude? I look at his face. Some kind of grin is plastered on his face, but I can't fathom his dead soulless eyes. He moves with a seemingly boundless energy, but his face is a mask. He laughs again.

How dare he.

I grip the baseball bat and my hands scream in pain, waking me. I relished in the pain. I planted my feet onto the dirt and I grin back at the creature.

I close my eyes for a moment. I can hear the ball going through the air, with some strange unfamiliar pattern. But it doesn't matter. I swing and I can hear the loud crack as it hits the ball. I gently open my eyes, my lips contorting into a grin.

Is that.. The creature's grin has changed. It's afraid. It knows I might win.

I grip the baseball bat harder. It's time to play.

>>22354106
Enjoy Tigger.

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Rolled 2

>>22347614
>outside

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Rolled 1

you guys warned me about this game but i didnt listen anon, i didnt listen.

>>22354462
>Rolled 2
>>22354532
>Rolled 1
I'm sorry, I don't go to /tg/ often, but why is this needed for, exactly?
Can't you just, like, look at your post number?

>>22354682
I was in a quest thread and i forgot to take it off.
its used to mimic die rolls e.g. 1d10, 1d20 , ect...

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Even if I hit it's a foul ball. This is not a challenging game. It isn't even a game. It's just an exercise in how much bullshit you can put up with before closing the tab.

Wait, wait... what the FUCK is with Tigger? Is my game just glitchy? Where the fuck is the ball going?

/co/ here,
did anyone every end up beat the game?

>>22354798
>Where the fuck is the ball going?
Straight up your tight little asshole.

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>>22354798
IT IS NOT GLITCH ANON, YOU ARE FACING BEELZEBUB HIMSELF

>>22354803
Like 4 or 5 people did.

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>>22354841
They were promptly rewarded with daemonhood.

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>only a pitcher and a batter
>only home runs count for anything

The Hundred Acre Wood isn't playing baseball, they're caught up in the gambling game One Outs.

>>22354887

And all of those greater daemons were Christopher Robin. If you beat him, you merely become him. The cycle of madness continues.

Oh, just wait until you get to the Backson..
If you think Chris is bullshit, the Backson will make you cry.

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>>22355434
Pretty sure this was made before the new movie seeing as Lumpy and Gopher are in it.

Here you go, /tg/. For you.
http://atto.s2.pf-x.net/~atto/cgi-bin/up/img/7354.swf

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>>22355658

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/v/ here. Just letting you know that it feels pretty great to have a sinple flash game unite so many boards like this, even if it's just for a day or two. You're all pretty cool guys.
I still can't beat fucking Tigger.

>>22354798
Ball goes invisible. Christopher can throw everyone's ball. One time you'll get Kanga and Roo's stupid bounce ball, and then next you'll get Piglet's blazing fastball, and then some of Owl's zigzag ball.

You can only miss ten times

MAN, FUCK YOU KANGA AND ROO

FUCK YOU IN YOUR SMUG FACES.

Stat Christopher Robin for me, /tg/

>>22356101
You can't. It's like the Lady of Pain.

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>>22355658
oh god my sides!

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>Rabbit
>Manage to get 14 with only a few balls left
>Last ball goes foul

This is actually brilliant. No shit Pooh can't beat Robin, he's a part of Robin's subconcious. All Robin is doing is throwing balls at his teddy bear.

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>>22357385

>Christopher Robin can use every character's pitches because he was the one throwing for every character in the first place

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I can't fucking get past Tiger.
Fuckthatniggertigger.

>>22358985
>Anonymous prayed for the safety of /v/ and his friends

>>>/v/169689103

/v/ IS VICTORIOUS

>>22353329
>shotguns
>owls in my area
>owl hunting license
>let the bodies hit the floor
I like your style.

HA HA, FUCK YOU RABBIT

FUCK YOU

Beat all of them on my first go, except Kanga and Roo (Took three goes) and Owl (Who eventually convinced me to ragequit).

THAT MUSIC. THAT IS THE SOUNDTRACK TO HELL!

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Just got done with level 1! This is easy!

>>22358985
>/v/
>friends

>>22355741
Keep in mind that ALL of his balls are faster than the others.

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>>22359917
>he thinks this is easy
Give it time, anon.
The abyss eventually consumes all.

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/v/ here. We beat the game four times already. Too hardcore for you?

>show my friend at the university the pooh game
>tell him how hard it is
>load it up
>he does everything in one try
>gets to the owl
>tell him that the fun stops here
>he beats owl and tigger and even christopher in one try
>look at him
>he's christopher robin
>he asks if there's something more challenging to play
>rush to the bathroom and lock myself in
>look in the mirror
>i'm pooh
>christopher robin breaks the door down with a bat
>"Hey Pooh, wanna play baseball?"

And that's how I lost my soul.

>>22360324
Okay.

Why are you here?

>>22360324
>we
>not I
>taking 4 days
>only having beaten it in single digits
>steak sauce on noodles

Invisible Balls? Really? What sort of fucking witchcraft is this?

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>>22361808
YOU HAVE NOT YET SEEN TRUE HORROR

FFFucking god damn baby fucking kangaroo bitch.

I'm only at Piglet. It gets harder?

>>22363997
I'm so sorry.

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>>22363997
Oh...Anon. I'm sorry; I'm so, so sorry.

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>>22363997

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WHY IS THIS GAME SO HARD

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>>22364087
>>22364151
>>22364167

Why didn't you warn me?

Now that I've started I can't stop until I reach Christopher Robin.

>>22364411
God have mercy on your soul, because Christopher Robin won't.

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I didn't listen

Why didn't I listen?

The way out is, and shall forever remain, closed. This is not an exit. There is no escape. Freedom is a fevered dream now, for I am lost.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2hRTLdvdnk

I'm fucking coming for you, Christopher Robin.

Your fucking tiger can't keep me here for ever, do you hear me?

I AM INVICTUS, CHRISTOPHER ROBIN. EVERY FUCKING BALL HE THROWS ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER.

YOU CANNOT BREAK ME.

>>22364411
The seas shall dry, and the mountains crumble into dust before Christopher Robin takes pity on your sickly broken form. In the final days do not beg for death, or for god's forgiveness. God fears tread in the Hundred Acre Woods.

You lose when the ball crosses the river, even if it sails past and lands on land.

Running water.

If you are ever allowed to walk beyond the plate, you must drown yourself in the river.

>>22369782
>that water
>running

No fuck you go to hell I fucking hate you so fucking much.

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Jesus christ almighty, this game is a fucking meat grinder, I can't believe this is meant for kids, it's Boat-O-Cross all over again!

>>22349788
Power Rangers I think.

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>25/15

Ha! Fuck you cunt rabbit! I eat your hunny! I EAT IT UP!

Oh come on, it can't be THAT hard.

> 5 mintues later

EIGHT MOTHERFUCKING FOULS ON GODDAMN EEYORE WHAT THE FUCK

>>22372585
SERIOUSLY GODDAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG SOMEONE TELL ME HOLY SHIT

>>22372594
YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK THIS I QUIT.

THERE IS NO GOD

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>>22347614
> mfw

>So what? They just get faster? How hard can this be?
>Get to the Roos
>PHYSICS DOESN'T EVEN FUCKING WORK THAT WAY WHAT THE CHRIST KIND OF CUNTSORCERING BASEBASTARDRY IS THIS

>/v/
Anons get to Owl and start complaining.
>Rest of 4chan
Anons complain about Eeyore.

You know, times like this I realise /v/ is actually pretty good at video games.

>>22372594
You'll want to hit the ball with the head of the bat. Maybe try and get it roughly in the middle of the split at the end. Worked for me.

Oh and hold the damn button down.

>>22347731
Laughing way too much at this.

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>Got to Owl
>http://youtu.be/-kt0PJzUYqY

>>22372594
You're either swinging too soon or too late.

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>>22372660

>most of thread complaining about Christopher Robin
>one new player has trouble with the mechanics at the start
>HURRRR /V/ STRONK, UR ALL NOOBS

Never change, /v/.

Are there any videos of christopher robin? I want to gaze into hell's maw

Fuck you Tigger. Fuck you and that disappearing ball bullshit. That shit ain't right.

>>22373374

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAGk_NLToa4

t̊ͥ̓͋͌̚҉͕̙̰̰͕h̭i̱͕͔̯͔̳̿s̼̬̫̤̙ͪ̔ͯ̾͆͌ͯ͢ͅ ̶͋v̞̩͈̮̳͚͇̾͌̚͠í̮̩̪̤͎̓̈́̍ͫd̻̲̤̈́̋ͧ̏ͣ͢ē͔̰͍͆͂ͦͮơ͎̰͇͚̭ ̑̋͏͕͎ͅĭ͇̻̟̪͔̥̣͌̍͗̿̑ͦs̝͙ͣͪ̀ͤͯͪ̿͘ ̪̳̦̽̋ͨͯͦ̕f̰̗͎̊̐ͣ̃̋ḭ̺̾̅̃̾̐̔̑ͅc̪̗̖͛̈́̌̈t̯̟̰̼̍i̴̝̦͓̪͑̈́͌̀ͭ̈́ć̽͛i̫̬̮̦̺͚̮͠ö̖̼͖ͬu̗̠̰̬ͨ͛͝s̵͙͔̝͈̩̠̊ͣͥ,̵̬̼̲̥͙̓ͥ ͎̞ͦͪͪ͞i̢̲̘͖̭̮̿̓t̔ ̴͈̱̮ͨġ̀̅̊̄͗ͧo̷̰͔͚͙̭̜̟͊̄e̝ͧs͔̜͕͐̄̾̋̆ ̟̻̹̺̓͊ͥ̍̍̽̔ͅa͔̖̙͓̟̯͆ͥ̄ͬ͑g̦͖̗͉̘̞̖aͣ̔ͤ̃ͨ̈́͠i͉̦̣ͅn̠͕ͫ̀̂̀ͤ͞ ̵̦̫̻̺͚̲ͪͫͬ͂̃ţ̞̣̟̤̬̥͌̉͆͋ͥ̈h̳͋̍e̩̤͇̻̥̞̎̎̔ͦͮͅ ̵ͥ͌̍̿d̳̟͓ͨ̒͒̂́a̮̗̪r͚̣̹͍̩̍̋ͦ͒ͯͦ͠ͅͅk̈́ ͌̉̍̕l̆̿͑̀ͯͬ͂͏̻͕̪̲̰͔̹o͈͚͈͚͌̌̒̐̚ŗ̱̮̲̯̟ͥ̓̔̈̆d̷̩͍̫̺̼̼̤̀ͥ̈́̓̓

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>>22347614
It won't be much longer now fellas

>>22373953
>PewDiePie
This isn't /v/.
And stop posting that anyway.

>>22347695
Why would your mom tell you that? What sort of evil, psycho bitch is your mom?

Huh, i'm surprised this thread is still up. /tg/ is pretty slow, I take it?

>>22374004
>>>/tg/catalog

Some threads on this board are more than two days old. I've seen plenty of threads last more than a week.

>>22369782
>running water
I don't get the reference. Please elaborate.

>>22349520
Robin-Mr Blonde?

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You can't give it up, go for it /tg/!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Quvm7OS8b6

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I can't get past Eeyore

>>22375831
You can hold the mouse button.
please tell me that's the problem

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>>22375737

>>22372660
>implying /v/ hasn't had this game for like 4 days now
>implying the first thread wasn't exactly like this one

eat a dick

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>using upgrades

Sure is traditional games in here.

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>Christopher Robin
I just I..I..
I give up, I can't anymore.

FRESH!

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>>22375737

>>22375898
If it's levels of Lovecraftian horror, it can be a /tg/ stolen vidya.

>>22375094
Gave up at Tigger. I just can't seem to get that shit down.

>>22375898
Baseball is neither traditional nor a game, eh?

>>22375737

dear god.

Christopher Robin is an alpha level psyker who has been tainted and mastered his daemon.

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Not like this.

I won't be beaten by some god damn child.

Some mess of darkness and death.

The world has to know that there are people who will stand up to the gods, that will fight for the purity of Baseball, for all people of different ages, races and creeds.

I WON'T GIVE UP.

I WON'T BE BEATEN BY SOME MONSTER THAT WEARS THE SKIN OF A CHILD AND CALLS ITSELF A GOD

In some way and form, I'm going to include this in my Dark Heresy campaign.

>>22355227
thank you for saying that I always thought that manga was more about baseball than gambling, but after that statement I am more than willing to give it a try

>>22377042

Never played Dark Heresy myself so I don't know crunch-wise, hell it might not even be very easy to justify it fluff-wise, but here you go:

Player group is tasked with investigating a cult of Slaanesh. Head of cult is an old Terran guy with a fondness of animals, thus he keeps a menagerie.
He takes pleasure in anything innocent, and when he manages to trick and capture the players, instead of executing them he challenges them to an old Terran game where you have to hit a ball thrown towards you. Slaanesh him/herself is amused by this idea and makes him make the animals of the menagerie throw the ball.

Cue insanely high skill checks.

Also a group that will call you a closeted furry.

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A lot of OC being made has incorporated Giygas embodying the soul of Christopher Robin.

Giygas doesn't even come close to the amount of evil that has been spilled out here. In fact, Christopher Robin isn't even the one pulling the strings here. Robin is just a pawn. A mere pawn being controlled by the real master of evil.

Look behind the plate when the field is zoomed out.
The catcher calls the pitches.
The catcher is the true representative of evil.
The catcher is.....
GOPHER

This is your true king of all things that are evil.
Gopher rapes your dreams.
Gopher devours your tears.
Gopher is fueled by your failure and disappointment.

>>22347825
In all of 2chan and 4chan, there is only one confirmed victory over Christopher Robin.

>>22378549

It's...complicated. The main character initially only participates in the gambling game One Outs, then joins a proper baseball team, adapting his mind games and gambling strategies to the game.

>>22378970
meeeeeeeeh

I was just about to start downloading the first volume

don't make me go back to that evil flashgame anon

Finally beat that fucking piglet, now, whose next?

>>22380001
The beginning of Hell. Kanga and Roo.

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So, I finally beat the piglet after a dozen tries. OK, what could two kangaroos do that could match those fastballs?

...

Mother of God.