Magical whoopee cushion. Sound and smell.

>A knife that perfectly toasts bread as you slice it

Damn. I'm sure this is from something, but I can't put my finger on it....

>>22396178
>A ball that keeps bouncing to the same height. If something obstructs its bounce, it deflects off like a normal ball.
perpetual motion machine anyone
also
>baby bottle of endless milk
>brush that gets out all tangles in one stroke
>frying pan that cooks without getting hot
>baby cradle of sleep
there was an old dragon magazine with a ton of these

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>>22396207

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>>22396228

But where is it from!

>>22396265
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

>>22396265

Someone forgot their towel.

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A spoon that doesn't spill due to gyroscopic magic
>>22396265
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Coincidentally, I'm reading it these days

>>22396210
>there was an old dragon magazine with a ton of these
Any idea what the issue number is?

books that never get wet for reading in bathroom
flea-repulsing clothes (even for your pets)
magical stick to relieve of physical tension in private areas
bed that makes itself

>>22396315
>books that never get wet for reading in bathroom
Unless you mean in the shower, that is truly pointless unless you are inhumanly clumsy

>>22396294
No clue, but if he's referring to the one I think he it it's an AD&D issue.
I just remember it had a bag that if you put clothes into it and waited 6 hours the clothes would come out as if freshly laundered.
One of my neatfreak players would not allow a campaign to go by without at some point getting a hold of that bag.

>>22396330
I am clumsy and tend to fall asleep when in hot bath ;_;

A chamber pot that uses purification magic to convert your urine and feces into inert, odorless compounds. Maybe just converts them to straight-up water.

>>22396178
>A doormat that will spell out a greeting appropriate to whatever the one who steps on it is thinking of at that moment.

>Guard steps on the mat
"COME BACK WITH A WARRANT"

>>22396359
>Hot bath
How I envy you
>>22396369
>"No skub here!"

>>22396330

Not that anon, but I'm that clumsy.

You've never dropped a paperback? Never read a book in the bath? Now combine those two events. There's a reason my Nook's in a gallon Ziploc bag if it's ever in the bathroom for bath-time reading.

Clothes which change color when you look at them in the mirror and tell them what color you want them to be. Can include changing individual bits, adding patterns, et cetera. The mirror can also change the color of your hair, eyes and skin, but the nature of living tissue causes all but the hair to wear off after a few hours.

>A wooden pole which always balances perfectly when its tip is placed on the ground, remaining upright until pushed over.

>A flagon that increases the alcohol content of any drink poured into it, turning nonalcoholic drinks slightly alcoholic and alcoholic drinks even more alcoholic.

>A small cloth that always stays dry, and can remove stains from an object with one wipe. The stain can then be wiped off onto another surface.

>Dowsing rods for the detection of unfaithful spouses

>A scroll on which magically appear any words you dictate to it, written as though by a master calligrapher

>Pot or kettle that immediately brings liquids placed in it to a boil

>Spoon that brings temperature of whatever it's placed into to exactly what the user desires (within a physically comfortable range)

>A musical instrument that produces no sound, but instead various pleasant odors

>A wand that generates streams of colorful bubbles

>>22396407
>I originally wrote this for the clothes but gave the magic to the mirror halfway through my comment.
Then I realized rich people can afford magic clothes AND magic mirrors.

Magic mirror that advises you on the most current fashion trends.

A pipe that never runs out of tobacco.

>>22396427
A fashion designer who doesn't lie about how something looks on you.

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A bedroll that turns into a lamp
>>22396446
>Fashion designer
>Knowing anything
That's like asking /mu/ for music

Shoes that remove sand and pebbles from their insides automatically.

>>22396461
That's why we're using magic to fix it.

A pendant that plays your them song on mental command.

>A leather spice pouch that keeps your spices as fresh as they day they were picked

>Reading glasses that magnify automatically when the print gets smaller and de-magnifies when you look up

>A candle whose wax is cold so it doesn't burn you when it drips
>>22396432
Shit, that's a good one. I could see that being a thing.

Colognes/perfumes that act as a mild scent-based charm spell.

Candles that never burn down, and lamps that never run out of oil. Optional add-on: Can be lit and extinguished with a command word or gesture.

Self-playing instruments.

Capes that billow dramatically even when there's no wind.

Hats that don't mess up your hair.

>>22396432

I'll see your pipe, and raise you one pouch of tobacco that never runs out of pipe.

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A mug that stays cool on the outside and cool on the inside

>>22396413
>A flagon that increases the alcohol content of any drink poured into it, turning nonalcoholic drinks slightly alcoholic and alcoholic drinks even more alcoholic.
get two of these and just poor back and forth

>>22396562
>Alcohol reaches 150%
>Burns a hole in the flagon
Not a good plan

>>22396504
>Capes that billow dramatically even when there's no wind.
never have i wanted a dnd item in real life more than i do now

>>22396580
>not getting booze to 300 proof
sounds like elf talk to me

A very lavish and comfortable armchair that grants you the ability to telekinetically manipulate small objects in the room as long as you sit in it, so you never need to get up to get something after you've sat down and gotten comfortable.

Temperature-regulating bedcovers.

Socks that always keep your feet comfortably warm, no matter how cold it is.

Self-lighting hearths.

Self-cleaning dishes.

>>22396608
>1765 proof

At this point da brew mastahs aren't quite sure if its possible to put in any mer booze. The things ato-- atomi--- tiny ball thingy structure is already unstable. Last time one of da boys tried ta drink it most of the bar god sucked inta some kinda portal.

>>22396658
next campaign i play is going to have a great wyrm dragon that has had two of those hooked up to a machine constantly pouring into each other since he was a wyrmling

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>>22396627
>Temperature-regulating bedcovers.

I keep throwing my wallet at the screen but nothing's happening.

Anyone remember the art gallery in the Upper Ward of sigil?

The Climate Box

This is a magical box done in black wood with silver trim. It can store up to 8 hours of weather conditions, enough to fill up a 10x10 meter area.

What does this actually mean? It means that you can store the feeling of a fresh spring morning inside the box, and let it out during a particularly muggy and intolerable summer day, or miserable, rainy winter one. As soon as you let it out, the quality of the light, the warmth of the air and the humidity all change to the way it was when you stored it in the box.

However, you can only store one charge in the box at any given time. The box can be refilled as many times as you want, but if you save up a very special day in it, you may want to keep it for a special occasion.

Cookware that never burns the food.

A bell whose sound carries through the whole house, for easy summoning of servants.

Magically-heated baths.

Socks that keep your feet dry, whether from sweat or puddles.

Magical modeling clay for the kids -- normally soft and pliable, but can be fixed in shape with a command word. A second command word reverses the effect.

A belt that undoes itself when you really need to make a good impression. A prank gift for those you're not terribly fond of.

Gloves that deliver a mild electric shock when triggered by mental command. (Fantasy joy buzzers)

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>>22396830
I'll take fifty.

>>22396859
>A belt that undoes itself when you really need to make a good impression
>A belt that undoes itself
I hate having to do it myself. Can I have underwear that pulls itself down as well?

A Pen of Many Tongues

It appears to be an ordinary quill pen, although a close examination of the feather will reveal that the pigmentation is actually tiny letters.

When you write with the pen, it automatically translates what you intend to write into any language it knows, even if you don't know the language yourself. You can't use it to read anything written in languages you yourself don't know, and you won't even be able to read the letters you yourself wrote, but you will of course remember what you intended to write.

You can teach the pen new languages by keeping it between the covers of a closed book in the target language overnight.

The pen has no limit on its language capacity.

>>22396830
That's really cool, actually.

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"Greetings everyone! Welcome to B'zaar's store of Oddities and Wonders...perhaps I can help you find something?"

>>22396869
>shit, was this one the "perfect spring day" box or the "I am the night" one?

A crystal ornament that projects colorful light patterns around the room when activated with a touch. Different kinds produce different sorts of patterns, depending on the buyer's preference.

A picture frame that can have several different paintings put into it, cycling between them at regular intervals or according to user command.

A vase that keeps flowers fresh and vibrant indefinitely.

A flowerpot whose contents change to match the time of year, providing seasonally-appropriate floral decor throughout the year without the need to exchange flowers.

A welcome mat that magically removes all dirt from the shoes of whoever steps on it.

Collar of Permanent Youth

This is a collar, seemingly woven of fresh green grass, though it is impossible to tear. If you put it around an animal's neck, that animal will stop growing or aging, remaining at its current state of development forever.

However, the collar doesn't work on humans, and it doesn't grant immortality or even significantly prolong lifespan - but it is a good way for your lady-wife to enjoy the company of an adorable puppy that will never grow up to be a large and hard to control dog.

>>22396950
Magic marker: Can write on any surface, and the mark won't fade or smear. The mark can later be removed using the other end of the marker.

>>22396950
>Not labeling them
>2013

>>22396984
With that first line you had me hoping it would be the perfect tool for avoiding the heartbreak of losing a beloved pet...then all my dreams were shattered.

>>22397050
Well, it does add a little extra lifespan, simply because 15 year old kittens are less prone to getting sick than a cat allowed to age normally, but they're still not as healthy as a normal, unaged kitten.

Lighter Gloves

A pair of soft leather gloves which act as a lighter when you snap your fingers. They have no real useful function other than amazing people when they ask you if you have something to light their cigars with, and that's only really impressive the first couple of times.

More of a novelty item, really.

The Fingertip Piano

The Fingertip Piano is a box-set of ten silver rings, one for each finger on your hands. Once you have all ten on, you can play an invisible piano in the air, and actual piano music will be produced.

This item doesn't give you any musical talent or the ability to play the piano well if you couldn't have played a real one, but it does allow you to basically carry around a grand piano with you in your pocket.

>>22397184
Well cheer up, you could always market it as a survival gear item. ALWAYS be able to light your campfire and, at the same time,. protect your hands!

Rolling pins that always get the dough to just the right thickness on the first pass.

Cookie cutters that always pick up the dough, depositing it neatly when you tap it on a flat surface.

Charms for the repelling of bugs, rodents, and other pests.

Collars that keep pets from running away.

A glass bead that glows cloudy when the person you're talking to is being moody/passive-aggressive and you don't realize it.

Marvelous herbs that produce unusual (but pleasant) smells and flavors when smoked. (They're actually just common weeds, dried and enchanted.)

>>22397257

10/10, would buy.

>>22397257
Damn, now I really want to play a bard with this as his instrument of choice.

>>22396292
if it doesn't spill, how do you use it?

>>22397273
What is the definition of 'pet' for those collars?

Collar of the Omnivore

Another item that only works on animals, not on humans, this collar lets the creature wearing it survive by eating almost anything. If SOMETHING in the animal kingdom can digest it, so can the wearer of the collar.

You can feed a cat nothing but hay and it will eat it willingly, if not eagerly. You could feed a horse a diet of raw steak and it wouldn't complain.

>>22397368
Any nonsapient animal.

>>22396895
Now we're getting in to the realms of the ludicrously lazy
How about hips that gyrate when in proximity to a vagina?

>>22397359
A spill is an unintended loss of the liquid in the spoon
so you use it by intending to pour the liquid out when you want to

>>22397359
I assume the implication is that it doesn't spill unless you deliberately pour out or eat the contents.

>>22397385
These are fat lazy nobles we're talking about.

That is not lazy enough.

Matching chests of drawers that open to the same storage space no matter how far apart.

>>22397385
How about vaginas that cause hips to gyrate when in sleazy hentai manga?

>>22396895
>Can I have underwear that pulls itself down as well?
Clothes that remove themselves when a command word is spoken. Certain notoriously amorous individuals have been known to buy entire outfits keyed to the same command, for swift and dramatic disrobing prior to the ravishing of a conquest.
These same individuals also have a peculiar tendency to find themselves suddenly naked in public when spurned former lovers are present.

Pallor Cream

Comes in a glass jar with a cork lid. When applied to skin, it causes the skin to become very pale, as if it hasn't been exposed to even indirect sunlight for a very long time.

Very popular among the ladies in the equatorial colonies, but care must be taken - if you apply too much cream, the skin goes from fashionably pale to downright deathly. The user is advised to use this cream sparingly and err on the side of caution when deciding how much to apply.

>>22397444
Conversely, a self-defense outfit that triggers when assaulted would be a pretty cool magic item too - straps that entangle the attacker, or a cape that detaches and imprisons one. Or veils like the ones from The Diamond Age, that are waterproof, shift with the point of view, can have their transparency altered, filter the air and are opaque from the inside.

>>22396830
Dandelion Wine much?

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>>22397444
you seem to have forgotten your picture, allow me to help

>>22397519
Hah, that gives me an idea!

The Door Into Summer

This large gate, covered in eternally green vines, is a time portal that only lets you travel into the future, as far as the nearest summer. Becomes nonfunctional during summer months.

There is no method of going back in time, so make absolutely sure you're willing to skip the intervening months.

Magically bred, miniaturised and colorfully patterned gelatinous cubes.

Coin that lands how you tell it to.
Magical facecream. Sleep with it on as a facemask, projects a glamoured idealised image of your face for the next day.
Magical sleep aid, helping you sleep - probably a very short duration forced sleep spell, to kick you into normal sleep.
Colour-changing dress
Elaborate magical illusory clothes - a dress of shifting leaves, suit of fire that doesn't burn, etc.
Trollskin hat - regenerates any damage.
Magical hat - can store material inside magically.
Illusory pipe - say you smoke a hallucinogenic drug, it projects an illusion of your thoughts while you smoke.
Book that speaks the words in it, has an actual magic mouth on it
Clothes/shoes that button/tie themselves
Children's clothes that freeze on a voice command by the parents
Children's clothes that scream when an act of mischief is done.
Quill that automatically writes what the owner dictates.
Soil or seeds for rapid growing flowers
Soil or seeds that let you change the properties of the flowers on command (change their colour, length, positions - eventually wears out).
Living, moving tattoos.

>>22397715
Living, moving paintings.
Locks that lock themselves and blinds that shut themselves. Likewise, drawers and cabinets that open/close on command. Lights that go on and off on command.
Basic familiars - normal pet animals given marginal subhuman intelligence. (HUGE CONTROVERSY over these, maybe).
Cute, sown puppets of archetypal monsters that do basic monster behaviours when turned on - the beholder will stare angrily at you, the bullette will gnaw harmlessly with its cloth mouth and run around.
A series of programmed illusions creating a visual display when turned on (like a film, but probably shorter and more visually impressive).
Magical recordings of speeches, king's speeches, that kind of thing.
Item and accompanying telekinetic tablet, that lets you manipulate it from a range of 10, 20, 50 feet. Minor stuff like lamps, quills, etc.
Smoked glasses (sunglasses) that automatically adust to the light. Windows that do the same.
Magical hair/skin dye, lasts a certain period of time.
Magical fireworks that explode into programmed patterns and pictures.
Magically more comfortable high heels.
Magical jewellery - living metallic insects and the like. Maybe a screen of these that float in front of the face of noblewomen in more conservative countries.
Compass that projects an illusion of your location on an illusory map.

The Stargazer's Glass

"His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh." Thus was written of the Great Astronomer, and this telescope recreates that fabled ability.

When looking through the glass, clouds, shadows, living beings and the very earth itself become completely transparent, even invisible. The glass cannot be used to spy on things on our earth, but the heavens are plainly visible through it, even when looking downward through the very rock you stand on, or upward through sunshine or clouds.

A basket that keeps plant-based foods fresh. Unfortunately, meat, eggs, and dairy products still spoil as usual, but least fruits and veggies won't rot, and bread never gets moldy or stale.

A straight razor that doesn't cut hair, but rather causes it to grow according to the user's mental image when passed gently over the face. Also capable of styling hair that's already there.

Jewelry that gives mental reminders to you to make sure you remember all the appropriate niceties of polite conversation.

>>22396469
I want those so bad.

>>22396413
>Spoon that brings temperature of whatever it's placed into to exactly what the user desires (within a physically comfortable range)

I wonder what that "confortable range" can be, because if it can go very high that could also end up being a torture device/defensive weapon
>take spoon full of coffee, pour scalding hot coffee over enemy
great for defending oneself at the coffee shop!

Magic Feather

Holding this feather removes all doubt, uncertainty and fear from the user's mind. It does not prevent failure nor instil any additional skill or ability in the user. Instead, it makes you certain that there is no way you can fail through simple pluck and natural talent, regardless of your actual level of ability, or the difficulty of the task you are attempting.

Extremely highly prized.

>A multicolored wooden box, when opened will release a small troupe of clowns who will then serenade the viewer with a bikehorn symphony

>>22397715
>Living, moving tattoos.
Oh god, never get a tattoo of your lover, wife, or girlfriend.

>>22396315
>magical stick to relieve of physical tension in private areas
A dildo with a vibrating spell activated by a command word.

>>22397311
My thoughts exactly.

>>22396980
>A picture frame that can have several different paintings put into it, cycling between them at regular intervals or according to user command.

you mean like a digital picture frame?

>>22396984
Sounds like the perfect gift to give with a baby alligator

>>22396178
>doormat

Has multiple permanencied magic mouths. Preset number of responses unless intelligent.

>>22397888
All sorts of animals that are adorable as babies, but too much effort when they grow up.

Baby elephants, baby tigers...

>>22397873
Basically, but actually holds physical paintings in an extradimensional space.

Because really, using an illusionist's facsimile of a painter's work is so gauche.

Tin Soldiers

(A Game for Boys from twelve years of age to one hundred and fifty
and for that more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys' games and books)

This is a set of tin soldiers, half colored red, half colored blue. Each side has three different units - footmen, cavalrymen and cannon.

Once the battlefield has been set up, these toy soldiers will act out battles, killing each other and dying most convincingly. Dead soldiers will not move until they spend a day and a night inside the box they originally came in.

>>22398004
>and for that more intelligent sort of girl who likes boys' games and books
Fucking Victorian attitudes.

>>22398022
I see you caught the reference.

>>22397823
I'd give my left kidney for that one

>>22398004
Or, for an even more practical bent:
>Table that will change to suit the terrain of a scryed area of land, with a variety of different tokens for infantry, cavalry, etc. Each token has a "brother token" that can be given to a unit of actual soldiers. When the brother token moves in the field, it automatically moves the corresponding token on the table.
Real time information about armies on campaign, essential for any general. Order yours today!

>>22398004
This could be a great setup for a low-level quest.
>local nobleman's son plays Godzilla with his set of tin soldiers
>the two armies put aside their differences and turn on the child
>having fought and died hundreds of times over, they are all seasoned veterans who make up for their size with cunning tactics and ruthless brutality
>the PCs have to clear out a manor full of them
>while keeping damage to the building at a minimum

>>22398060
That IS useful, especially for a nobleman.

>>22396498
Amulet/musicbox of Ghost Sound. Plays music of choice. Has several songs to choose from.

This reminds me of the old AD&D cantrips. Instead of just having prestidigitation, there was a list of all sorts of specific cantrips that have small but useful effects, like drying or soaking objects, producing flavouring agents (it explicitely suggests using this to hide the taste of poisons), tangle or untangle threads, summon a bee or spider, and so on.

A fishbowl or tank that, when activated, levitates in place and becomes invisible, along with the water and any gravel or other bottom coverings in it, making it look like the fish are swimming around in midair.

Spectacles that supposedly let the user see auras and spirits. (In reality, it's just simple illusory colors and shapes, and the spectacles are merely a novelty item.)

A statue that dances on command. Available in various types and sizes.

A paint set that guides the user's hand into painting a (predetermined) picture of fairly good quality, giving the illusion that one is a skilled painter.

Animated brooms that automatically sweep an area.

A wheel of cheese that changes to any variety the user wishes each time it's cut. The first chunk you cut off might be swiss, the second cheddar, and so forth.

>>22396504
>Candles that never burn down, and lamps that never run out of oil. Optional add-on: Can be lit and extinguished with a command word or gesture.

Lantern with Continual Flame cast on inside. Spell plus cost of lantern (hooded 117gp, bullseye 122gp). Everburning torch is just continual flame on a stick.

Also: Continual flame on your sword; torch as long as drawn, put it out by sheathing it. Put it on your hat/helm. Cast on enemy so they cant disappear into the shadows.

>>22398004
make that warhammer 40k armies and you can name your price
or
>pot of melted lead that turns into whatever armies you want them to

A glove with an extra, magically manipulable, finger. A jacket with an extra, magically manipulable arm.

The Sylvan Crown

A crown of brambles, leaves and flower blossoms, it projects a non-threatening aura to all nearby animals. No animal, no matter how skittish or prone to flee from human contact, will consider the wearer of the Sylvan Crown to be a threat.

The Sylvan Crown offers no protection from predatory intent. A hungry wolf will still attack you, but a wolf that isn't hungry and would have simply avoided you will not bother doing so, and will allow you to approach without leaving.

The Sylvan Crown also does not make the wearer especially BELOVED by animals - they will not come to you if you simply call them, or seek out your presence.

The Sylvan Crown will break should you kill an animal while wearing it.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22396178/
Archived. Vote so we can come back to this thread for future reference!

Vial of magical quicksilver that responds to the thoughts of nearby people, allowing you to make it dance around and form various shapes if you pour it out into a bowl. Fortunately for the makers of this wonderfully fun stuff, nobody's discovered yet that quicksilver is terribly poisonous.

>>22396627
>Temperature-regulating bedcovers.
>Socks that always keep your feet comfortably warm, no matter how cold it is.

Blanket/Bedroll/Socks of Endure Elements.

>>22398261
foolz, dud.

The Immaculate Soldier's Uniform

A fairly standard set of self-repairing, self-cleaning clothing that maintains perfect grooming standards no matter the circumstances. Its self-repairing capabilities offer no additional protection from the hazards of the battlefield, but you can rest assured that, even if you die of bloodloss or have your guts torn open, the uniform will be perfectly stainless.

The Dream Diary

Tired of forgetting your dreams as soon as you wake up? Keep this diary under your pillow during sleep, and it will transcribe your dreams as they happen to you.

The Dagger of Dreams

A strangely bulbous stiletto with a marble grip. It is activated by stabbing the air in the direction of the target, at any range so long as they're in line of sight.

That night, you will feature prominently in that person's dreams. How exactly is up to their own subconscious - you can't determine what kind of dream they have about you, you can only be certain that whatever their dream is about, it centers on you.

>>22397368
May I find you in the /d/ BDSM thread per chance?

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>>22398463
Considering my dreams have a dickish way of disappearing from my brain before i can even reach for my real dream diary, I would give my left nut for this.

This ring is enscribed with the words "Nunquam uideant uos cruentatur*".

While wearing this ring, all your wounds are invisible, and you appear perfectly healthy and undamaged. Only your posture can give away that you've suffered a heavy gash to your side, and that your clothes are soaked through with blood.

*never let them see you bleed

>>22398424
See, AD&D, that would be four cantrips cast on it: Stitch (repairing damage), Color (preventing it from fading), Polish (for buttons and boots) and maybe Tie (if you have scrambled egg)

>>22397368
More importantly, how does it work? I'd say the best thing would be that it and the owner are linked, such that wherever the owner considers home, the pet does as well, and they're aware of its general location, as well as providing a morale bonus against things stopping them from getting home.
I guess you could use it for BDSM, but the main purpose would be that they'd move in with you and be useful in finding your way home if you get lost after a munch in an unfamiliar part of town.

Magic potato peeler that instantly removes the skin from any potato it touches.

A self setting and collapsing tent filled with comfortable pillows. Travel in comfort and style.

Amulet of Eye Contact

While wearing this amulet, people find it impossible to break eye contact with you. For as long as you wear it, so long as you manage to catch their gaze, they will literally be unable to look away until you do.

If you turn the amulet around, the person who was looking at you will instantly look away and be unable to meet your gaze until you flip the amulet to its original facing.

>>22397384
>Any nonsapient animal
So, any women, am I right?

Alright, I can let myself out, thank you.

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>>22398757
Oh no you didn't

>>22398757
lol'd

>>22397184
Firestarter
When the user presses a button, this small metal token produces a candle-like flame. Originally sold as an survival tool for starting camp fires or smoking accessory, it has seen many other uses by the creative. It deals 1 fire damage every round and produces the light of a candle. Capable of setting flammable objects on fire. Flame lasts until button is released or 1 minute (6 rounds) later.

Ok I can't find a 0 Lvl fire spell in 3.5. Sure Ray of Frost (1d3 cold, ranged), Electric Jolt (1d3 elec, ranged), Acid Splash (1d3 acid, ranged), and Sonic Snap (1 sonic +deafened 1 round, ranged). But not a single fire spell. Any help?

>>22397273
Collar of Charm Animal

>>22398885
Doesn't look like there is one in official materials.

But it's not like it matters; this thread's just about ideas, not tied to any particular system mechanics.

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>>22397651

>>22397651
Add little faces (cute) and I'll take 20.

>>22397729
>Animated toy animals of monster.
Oh, gods, yes!
Stuffed tarrasques. Harry Potter style toy dragons. Toy soldiers.
Leads to >>22398004

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>>22399127

>>22398949
>>22398885
Pretty sure that Prestidigitation will do, as I swear I read a similar item being used for as an example for pricing guidelines(MIC maybe?). The SRD doesn't have the listed effect of having a small flame come from one finger though.

>>22400270
It doesn't have that specific effect, but it's kind of open-ended. The PHB description of the spell adds a paragraph about how characters often use the spell to entertain commoners and children, giving several examples of tricks that don't fall under the first paragraph's description (which is what's on the SRD). And there's a "fun with prestidigtitation" section in Tome and Blood that elaborates on potential uses of the cantrip, explicitly calling out the ability to use your finger as a lighter. Tome and Blood is a 3.0 book, not 3.5, but the 3.5 version of Prestidigitation is identical to the 3.0 one, so presumably the T&B section is valid in 3.5 as well.

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>>22400561
Thank you so much for pointing out Tome of Blood!

Made this thread
>>22395089
and haven't gotten many responses.
Looked up Tome of Blood and it has lots of stuff relating to my questions (not all though).

Have a sorceress!

>>22401698

Magnificent.

>>22401698
Not exactly a "magic item", but a great story nonetheless.

a small, bumpy glass marble. When given to a herald, it will make him say news in the order you want.

check this post >>22408173

>>22397311

Fuck that. it'll be much more fun to drag around a grand piano.

A wine storage bucket that keeps the wine bottle within it at the perfect chilled temperature.

My dad used to GM AD&D, and he had a spoon that would magically make anything it stirred delicious. This was more then just useful for convenience because it also made poisoned food amazing.