>>22425550
prepare a picnic basket, and see local wizard/veterinarian about kobold diets. get it something SPARKLY at the market.

Quick question. Was the last thread archived? And if so, where?

>>22425550

I suppose there were more awkward places to start off a new thread. Anyway, like I said in the previous thread we should get her ready and go to the market and pick up some stuff to help teach her reading/writing and other important things. Perhaps a few toys if she's interested, maybe a mace so that she can spar with you and learn the way of the druid.

>>22425575
do this

Do we know how kobolds thermoregulate? Should we worry about her core body temperature as she dries off? We might have to find some place cool for her, or find a warm rock. Where do you check a kobold's temperature?

>>22425623
and ask here what she wants

>>22425575

This. And also look into some form of magical heating cloak or blanket that she can warm up with but it won't burn anything.

>>22425550
We must train her to be a warrior.

>>22425632
the wizard should enplane

>>22425650
We're training here to be a baker.

>>22425657
explain*

>>22425550
As we take her to market, look for some more clothes she likes. She needs at least 2 tunics, including the one you gave, and some nightclothes as well. We also need to refill the personal larder.

>>22425663

Train her in the art of Dwarven War Baking. We shall teach her to make delicious cakes and French loaves that can cleave a man in fucking twain.

>>22425550
WHAT FUCKING RACE IS OP!? You can't dry off a Kobold with claws, you'll rip the goddamn towel!!

>>22425776
a bear
were a bear

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>>22425761

>>22425776
Bear Druid ex adventurer with a tavern

>>22425776
We're a bear who owns the most popular tavern in town. We're a druid who can not-bear should it keep people from freaking out, but generally stays in bear form.

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Highlights from the previous thread.

>>22425791
>>22425831
>>22425832
i love how it get more detailed the more we respond

Continue to grind her baking skill


Just kidding buy her something shiny she deserves a break and some love. Plus educate her on business and sales.

>>22425607
not sure how to link it but it's still up.
>>22417576

>>22425845
You guys never fail to disappoint...

We're training the little kobold named Esther in baking. We already sent her to clown college, which she promptly ran back here frightened. We now use that as a threat of punishment, "Keep baking, or it's off to clown college with you!"

>>22425832

Just to make it clear for people. We're a Bear who learned to be a druid. We're not a druid who learned to be a bear.

>>22425903
This is a very important detail. We can civilizedshape into a human, and I assume into other civilized races as well, but we prefer to stay a bear.

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>>22425845
>that Esther
>those comments
>that all

>>22425903

So a bear that shapeshifts into human ?

Huh. That's kinda cool actually.

>>22425550

Tell her it's fine, but she ought to get dressed again. Take her downstairs and let her mingle with the tavern crowd, get her something to eat. Shepherd's pie, maybe.

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>>22425809
Once she maxes baking, teach her the basics of armouring and get someone to enchant her bread... Make bread armour.

>>22425932
Dem Pauldronz..

>>22425845
>Saving all the obvious troll responses and not the actual story posts.

It seems your priorities are a tad skewed.

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You previously heated up a blanket for Esther. You tell her to wait while you go grab that.

She looks much more comfortable once she has that wrapped around her. You tell her that if she's up to it, you want to take her to the market to buy some things.

"What kind of things, Urnist...?"

Clothes, and other things, you say.

"Yip," she says. "I need more...?"

Yes, you say.

She asks you if they absolutely have to visit the market today.

>>22425932
Better idea. We find a wizard to teach Esther enchantment. Then, she enchants her own bread.

If you enchant each ingredient separately, would all of their enchantments stack with one another?

>>22425969

Ask her why she doesn't want to go to the market.

Come on guys, let's see what SHE wants to do!

>>22425952
My goal was humor, actually.

But I can easilly go back and save the actual story posts.

>>22425969
"You don't have to if you don't want to, but you're going to have go outside sometime soon. Why don't you wanna go?

>>22425971
No, because it'd be one brand new object. I don't think enchantment works like that.

>>22425969
Yes.
>>22425985
She stole something from the market and is nervous about being spotted. Calling it now.

>>22425969
say "i guess not..." "but you wont get any presents"

>>22425969

Ask her what's wrong. If it's a problem involving thieving, it can have a solution through compromise and understanding.

>>22425985
Yeah we should ask her why. Maybe she's avoiding someone

>>22425969

We don't have to if she doesn't want to, but we'll need to eventually.

Go downstairs and get her some lunch while she keeps warm by the fire.

>>22425971
Flour of Maiming
Keen Eggs
Intelligent Yeast of Shocking Flameburst

>>22425971
I'm gonna throw a bit of science out there and assume that the chemical reaction of baking the bread would negate any magical properties.. It makes sense, as much as can be made in a fantasy setting.

A kobold who owns a magical bread armoury... would definately earn a place on the lolrandumb encounter table...

"No, we don't have to go to the market right now. But I'd like to go with you sometime soon. But tell me, Esther, why don't you want to go to the Market?"

>>22426000
>dickinabox.jpeg

>>22426027
Or perhaps magic and science don't mix and the magical infused baking could cause an explosion.

>>22426037
I concur with this.

>>22426027
Indeed. Enchanting loaves of bread with +1 Fire damage, or muffins with +2 Will Save vs. Mind Altering Effects would be a very good use of Esther's future powers of beadchanting.

>>22426022
>Intelligent Yeast Infection of Shocking Flameburst

>>22426027
Would the magic dissipate into the air or become infused with the oven?

>>22426081
>And lo did the archmage gaze upon his creation

>And he began to laugh, for he knew his creation was the single most evil organism to ever exist.

>>22426090

Over the course of years, maybe.

>>22426090
I would assume dissipate, unless the oven has been prepared for an enchantment of some kind... but what kind of cracker-faced loon would do such a thing...

>Lvl 2 Chef, Lvl 16 Wizard

Can we back onto topic now? Or is it just stray thoughts till OP redelivers?

We are going to turn this kobold into the first archgourmage

>>22426124
>To see his diabolical creation wreak such havoc among the common folk did so fill him with mirth, though it could not reverse the exploding of his genitalia on that fateful summer day so many years ago...

>>22426167

Ah! I was looking for a word for that. Breadomancer didn't have much of a ring to it.

I'm scared guys. I wanna go to sleep, but I don't wanna lose this thread when I awake.

>>22426124
>>22426081
>>22426180

What kind of personality?
'that's it come and rape my lovely little host, BAM! now you are a FLAMING DICK! get it!? eh eh!?'

>>22425969
Going to the market is fun! You'll see, I'll buy you something shiny - a...

Breadchanter?

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You ask her why she doesn't want to go to the market.

"U-um... Tired, and blanket is warm, and is, uh. Far walk."

You ask her if she's sure about that.

She hesitates again, and nods.

...You ask her if she's positive. Has she ever stolen anything from the market?

She suddenly looks apprehensive and scared.

"Please no send me back to clown college. Please."

>>22426237
im with you on that, maybe OP and friends can dump on another site for later.

>>22426298
Slap her until she gets rid of her awful grasp of the Bear language.

>>22426298

Tell her it's okay, and that that life is behind her now.

>>22426298

I reiterate this statement

>>22426004
.

>>22426298
"Esther, I won't send you back to clown college. But I need you to tell me if you've ever stolen anything from the market?"

Stroke her head, pick her up, and hold her, "I promise that whatever you did in the past is behind you. I'll help you clear your name, and I'll make sure you're safe."

>>22426298
"Do not worry little one. I will protect you from anything that would bring you harm. You're safe now.

>>22426298
>"Please no send me back to clown college. Please."
MY FUCKING
HEAAAART

>>22426298
just ask her what she want's and i will write it down and get it

>>22426298
say: Clown college is only for future transgressions.
You've already cleared your self with the first trip, keep your mitts clean and you won't have to go back.

However if you have stolen something from the market, we still need to try to make up for it and at least apologize.

>>22426298

Explain to her that we're an upstanding member of the community and thus by association she is now an upstanding member of the community. This makes her a new person, a person who hasn't stolen things from the market. By going there and having something bought, even if it isn't quite your money so much as your choice of item to purchase, she will have taken another step on the road to becoming a proper and civilized person.

>>22426314
>>22426322
>>22426329
>>22426332
Pretty much this, yeah.

>>22426306
And a less violent version of this:

>>22426365
i agree on this
and do this
>>22426351

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>>22426348

>>22426298
Well, we can be sure you didn't know any better, Esther. I want you to remember how you feel right now the next time you are tempted to take something that isn't yours.

And if you keep stealing, worse things than clown college will be in your future, but not because of me.

Now, tell me what you have taken, and I'll see if there is a way that we can make this right.

>>22426298
"I won't send you back if you come with me an apologize to the person you stole from"

taht was for if you KEEP stealing. old thefts have already been punished.

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>>22426294
Breadchaaaaaaaaaaantment~

>>22425952
>troll responses
>implying we didn't really want to give her the dick

Guys, I've got it. Have the bear put a beautiful, shiny bracelet on her. Then say that if she ever fucks up and steals for a bad reason, she loses it until she returns and apologizes.

>>22426448
make it a necklace and you've got a deal.

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>>22426448

Make that an anti-theif tickle collar like Man Ray had.

>>22426497
>my boners
Spongebob had some weird episodes, once in a while.

>>22426448
Great idea! But if she gets in trouble, we cannot intimidate her to give us the bracelet. If we do, her hoarding instincts might kick in, and she'll instinctually bite us or something.

Instead, we must shame her into giving it to us, like a real parent. This way, we can avoid the "Running away from home because I'm ashamed of what I did" trope.

>>22426517
But OP said she's a adult for kobold, comes off as condescending

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You are pulling on the blackened strings of this cynic's heart, OP.

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You pick her up and look into her eyes. You promise her that it's okay, and that she won't steal again, so she has no reason to worry. And now that she's started a new life here, it's good for her to go to the market at be productive. You're not going to send her back.

"But... what if someone see me and know me...?"

>>22426558
BEARTECTION. Who is going to stop a bear from having a Kobold love slave?

Only bear wrestlers.

And there are no more in this town after you KILLED THEM ALL.

I'd like to take a moment say something: Damn it OP! You've awoken my internal wanting to be a father I'd been suppressing until I was in a more stable financial situation.

WHY CAN'T I HAVE A DAUGHTER?!

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>>22426558

>Snugbold.

>>22426558

"You're with a bear, a druid, and an upstanding member of the community. Don't worry about it."

>>22426558
Tell her that you'll settle the problem, and pay off debts if need be.

>>22426558
Reassure her that you will turn into a bear, roar a little, and any would-be assailants will run screaming for the hills.
Otherwise you should apologize and we will pay for the damages.

>>22426558
Just pick her up by her shoulders and smile

>>22426558
"im a bear bitch do you really think they will even try to look threatening around me?"

>>22426542
She acts like a child though. Or perhaps an early teenager.

>>22426558

Considering your guardian is the owner of the most populat Tavern, I don't think anyone will cause trouble.

In any case, you can pay them back by giving them some free ale.

>>22426558
I tell the Kobold, "Then you will account for your actions. And I will help you do the right thing."

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>>22426566

>>22426558
Well, maybe we should make amends with the kobold apologizing and us paying for the damages.

...how much did she steal anyway? Well in the worst case, I doubt nonbolds can tell them apart anyway.

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>>22426571
>yfw the only children you ever have are sons

>>22426613
Good point.
just wave your hand-paw and say
"this is not the kobold you are looking for"

>>22426571
It's nice to know I'm not the only one.

>>22426571
I'd hate to have daughters. I'd either be overprotective or let them walk all over me, it'd either be one or the other.

I'd be much better off with sons.

>>22426558

Give her her baker's outfit for the trip. No one will think she's a thief.

>>22426686
At least when you have daughters you can cockblock without feeling bad about it, and it's not exceptionally difficult.

"Esther, they won't recognize you. And even if they did, you have me by your side. The people in the town respect and admire me. They look up to me. If I say that you've changed for the better, then they'll believe me."

Smile, and grin mischievously,

"And if they don't believe me, well, I'm a bear and a druid. They'd be insane to cross paths with me."

Chuckle heartily, and smile warmly.

oh god, I can see the shy-chan like ending brewing. Please prove me wrong OP.

>>22426750
You're assuming I'd feel bad about cockblocking my son.

"Hey son, ya winnin?"

>>22426752
Yes, this right here. Get this thread back on topic.

why is there always a background topic?
first bread weapons
then bread suits
then bread magic
and now bread dau- i mean uh
and now daughters

>>22426842
Most OPs can't keep up with the ADHDtastic whims of Anons, who often find it difficult to concentrate on anything for long...

>>22426842
Think of /tg/ like an episode of South Park.
Sure, there's all this stuff going on in the foreground, but there is always a subplot. Just an interesting little inconsequential tangent.

>>22426842
Bread daughters.

Was the gingerbreadman used as a vessel to contain the soul of a recently deceased child who loved to run?

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You point out your status in the town. You tell her if that someone does recognize her, you'll protect her and defend her. They wouldn't go against a bear, would they?

She shakes her head.

You then ask her if she's okay with going to the market now.

She nods.

You get some clothes for her and wait for her by the door. She comes a minute later.

On the way to the market, she's skittish, clinging to you. Once you reach the market, she tries to hide herself in your fur. SHe does, however, take occasional peeks to the more attention-grabbing stalls. The stalls with magic items and trinkets, in particular.

What were you going to buy?

>>22426912
A magic cookbook.

>>22426912

A necklace. With a loaf of bread pendant.

>>22426912
Another tunic, some shiny bits as a gift probably. Nightclothes, and a tailor to modify the lot to accommodate her kobold-ness.

>>22426912
Magical cookbook. With ancient and arcane recipes contained therein.

>>22426912
Something SHINY
sparkle necklace or a living rock that farts glitter.

>>22426912
ask her what she wants

>>22426912
Get her a nice little wizard hat. Maybe a wand with some prestidigitation charges.

>>22426912

Ask her if she's interested in any of the magical items that are available. Like a necklace of +10 bread blade carving or something.

>>22426955
Yeah, let the girl pick for once..

get her a ring of fire resistance, so she doesn't need to wear mitts to take things out of the oven.

>>22426941
>>22426950
these two

>>22426912

I'm going to have Esther learn to bake a pot pie.

Shopping list:
-Flour
-Yeast
-Salt
-Herbs
-Butter
-Meat
-Rolling Pin
-Chef's knives
-Something special for Esther

>>22427092
>>22426037

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtm_Q2LK9g

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You ask Esther what she wants.

She looks around a bit, and points at a magical item and jewelry booth.

The two of you walk over, the kobold still clinging to you, and peruse the wares. The lady behind the table gives Esther a nasty look, not taking her eyes off of her.

Esther has her eyes on a golden chain necklace, but her eyes occasionally dart to a emerald-encrusted ring.

>>22427236
Point to the two items. "Can you tell us what these do?"

>>22427236
Buy her the gold chain, and then get her a magic gem to put on it.
Make sure the magic gem has a shield type enchantment to protect her from harm

>>22427236

Ask the shop lady what the two items do.

>>22427236
ask the seller what she stole
then ask if thous to item do anything, like if there enchanted

>>22427236

Do what bears do best. Attempt to haggle.

>>22427236
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but the Kobold is with me. She's trying to change for the better, so I would appreciate it if you would give her the benefit of the doubt. She is in my custody, and in my care. I can assure you of her goodwill"

That (Taking into account that we're a respected member of the community, and also an ex-adventurer and a bear) should at least stop her from staring.

Also, ask Esther which one she wants, the ring or the necklace.

>>22427236
Make a query about the necklace, price, effects, all that jazz. Don't buy before we haggle.

>>22427236
The art here reminds me of prequel. I should check up on that.

>>22427333
still hasn't updated...

Buy Esther a necklace of Polymorph: Human

>>22427393
No, no. That would ruin it.

>>22427333
>>22427350
SO WHAT'S NEW?

Seems that Prequel is suffering from Lackadaisy Cats syndrome.

>>22427393

Take your sick fetishes somewhere else.

>>22427236
Flirt with lady

>>22427428
and what is that syndrome?

>>22427424
It would be the intelligent thing to do so she can pass as human when necessary. And perhaps she prefers to be a Kobold when at home.

>>22427466
Where you like a webcomic, and can't wait for it to update, but it goddamn never updates.

>>22427466
>Get popular
>UPDATES? WHAT UPDATES? THERE'S NO UPDATES HERE, NOPE!

And no, I'm not hating on them, I prefer they take their time and make proper content, they way they want to.
But it's still a funny coincidence.

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You reassure the lady that the kobold is with you, and will not be stealing anything today. She still doesn't stop giving Esther a look, though the intensity of it is diminished somewhat. Probably because you're a bear.

You ask Esther what she wants. She looks at you, eyes wide and full of shy happiness.

"The... the ring looks nice..."

You ask the lady what the ring does and how much it costs. She huffs.

"Makes you not get burned. Six hundred coins."

Esther withers at the steep price. She must not know that it's a pittance for you.

>>22427498
say "wow that really high, could you lower the price down a bit' or barter to make esther not feel poor

Rolled 6

>>22427498
It is time for the most useful skill in our repertoire: BEAR BARTERING!

I shall roll a d12 to see the results.

>>22427498

Ask her for a demonstration.

>>22427498
>"That seems a bit steep. How about 400 coins?"

>>22427523
>Doesn't know what pittance means
Retired adventurers can destroy economies blindfolded with a hand tied behind their back. They jobs they take afterwards are always for busy work, not for money.

Give the lass some dosh.

>>22427566
its for esther to not feel poor

>>22427566
>to make esther not feel poor
I think you misread

>>22427566
He knows exactly that, he is trying to pretend he isn't a walking economy harbinger so that Esther doesn't feel so fucking worthless.

>>22427498
Ask about what degree of fire protection precisely.
Not get burned from an archmages fireball or not get burned from a magnifying glass?

Barter down to make Esther feel less poor, buy it, and hold onto it until we get home. When we get home, we give it to Esther

>>22427588
>>22427586
>>22427579
Point taken. On with the bartering business, then.

>>22427588
also, if esther understands the depths of your wallet, she might try to steal and bolt.

>>22427498

Haggle like you've never haggled before.

>>22427617
what and get sent to clown school?

Why does a kobold need fire resist? - maybe it will help her not get burned while baking, but there's another thing for that, it's callled an oven mitt. And it's much less expensive.

I tell Esther to explain to the shop keeper what happens if she steals.

I tell the shop keeper what a good natured young kobold Esther is, but I'm worried that she is going to run into trouble because of how she looks. Does she have any human polymorph jewlery?

>>22427662
No polymorphing

>>22427662
>Why does a kobold need fire resist?
She thought it was a pretty ring so we were gonna buy it for her. The fire resistance is just a bonus

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You ask her how well it protects.

She says that it can protect from up to ten seconds of damaging heat, put past that it can't protect the user until the heat is removed.

You tell her the price is incredibly steep, and counter-offer with 400 coins.

She says 500, and you take it. She hands you the ring. You crouch down to Esther's level and give her the ring. She gingerly takes it from you.

She stares at it in her hands, then puts it on her finger and admires it.

Then she launches into a very strong hug, repeating thank-yous.

>>22427716
I'm starting to think this character is not very well optimized.

>>22427775
We are a bear druid and she is our animal companion. Deal with it.

>>22427765
Toss her into the blacksmiths furnace.
Then pull her out again in 8 seconds.

>>22427765
>hugbold
Adorable.

>>22427765
now
go to a wizard
maybe he can shed some knowledge on how to take care of her

So are we a father-figure now? That makes our bedtime groping a lot more creepier.

>>22427765
I tell Esther it's because she's been so good learning how to bake and behave well.

I explain to the shop keeper that I might have Esther come run errands for me from time to time. And ask that if she causes any trouble, let me know.

I then move on to the rest of my errands...

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>>22427765
>the blank stare of the bear
perfect

>>22427765

Tell her that one day, when she's a great baker, she'll be able to buy things like that for herself.

>>22427784
No, we are a bear druid who can civilizedshape. Therefore, we're more like a reverse druid. Therefore, we don't get an animal companion, we get an intelligent companion. So, Esther is perfect!

>>22427816
It's bear custom to sleep with a protective hand upon the buttocks when sharing the bed. It ensures that proper heat transfer is maintained throughout the night.

>>22427825
Well he is a silly old bear.
Probably still has flashbacks to the baseball games.

Rolled 11

>>22427765
Get some sweetmeats and what-not from the local food stands; Time for a picnic.

>>22426912
hahaha, dem pants

>>22427765

We can't spoil her like this. She needs to earn her keep.

>>22427765
Tell her it was nothing, but remind her to take the ring off when she's kneading dough.

>>22427927
i agree on this

>>22427927
Of course. But the fire resist is real handy when working around ovens.

>>22427927
You mean she kneads to earn her keep?

>>22427765

For God's sake stop the cock tease and buy her a hat.

>>22427927
Today is her special day. A birthday, of sorts. After we show her all the grandeur of civilized life, we can ease her into the drudgery. Tomorrow, she works and she works hard, but let her have this day all to herself.

>>22427909
We are a gentlebear.
>>22427927
>>22427938
She will earn her keep. We'll work her like a slave using our oven to have her cook magically delicious baked goods for our customers all night long.

>>22427977
It would have been funnier if under that spoiler you had just typed out diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

I remember that my old adventuring party (what is left of them,) is coming over for dinner tonight, and I need to finish the rest of my shopping.

>>22427977
>maid outfit Kobold delivering bread goods while talking in broken Bearese
Brilliant.

>>22428015
"I t-tuhried my best mistuh I-I hop you like itt"

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You return the hug two-fold, explaining it's for being good and learning how to bake bread. She just hugs you tighter.

Over the next hour you do your personal errands, while Esther examines every facet of her ring, sticking close to you. At the end of your jaunt, you buy a few foodstuffs, things like sweetmeats and pastries.

Esther asks you why you're buying those things.

You tell her that it's for a picnic.

She asks you what a picnic is.

You tell her that a picnic is a meal shared with others, outdoors, put together out of a basket.

She asks you if the picnic is for you and her.

You say yes.

She asks you where the picnic will be.

>>22428066
A crypt.

>>22428066
On our roof, under the stars.

>>22428066

"In the park next to the statue of myself."

>>22428066
The Bloodplains of Murderholde.

So sleepy, but I don't want to leave esther, can anyone save the finished thread(s) for later?

>>22428066
Outside the mayor's house. Bitch ain't gonna say shit because I'm a bear

>>22428076
this. Or maybe a cave or some other nearby local we cleared out.

>>22428095
This. Someone archive this.

>>22428081
"it were i once pooped

>>22428066
In a pretty spot in the woods. Near a grave yard. With a crypt.

>>22428095
Just check foolz you fool.

>>22428095
>>22428105
>>22428109
thread 1
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22417576/
thread 2
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/22425550

Jesus, all this shit is beautiful in so many ways, I love you OP

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>>22428132
might want to change the name, bro

>>22428109
>>22428122
Bless you, Night Esther, OP and friends

I introduce her to be scat fetish.

OP is a Fish

>>22428066
Near the hotsprings.

>>22428183
Gentlebears don't speak of such perverted things with friends.

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This thread was great and you should feel great OP. Looking forward to catching it some time in the future.

>>22428214
Gentlebears and extremely repressed and have strange sexual urges. They like shitting on innocent things. In the woods.

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You tell her that the two of you will be picnicing at the Bloodplains of Murderholde.

Esther just stares at you. You can't help but laugh, then reassure her that you won't go there. You had a bad enough time when you went there fifteen years ago.

She laughs, a little bit. It's the first time you've heard her laugh.

It's lovely.

You inform her that instead, you'll climb up onto the roof and watch the sunset. She's happy with that idea.

And so you do that. You climb up onto the roof easily enough by yourself, and have to help Esther up. From there it's just a short climb up to the peak of the roof, where the two of you sit, with the basket balanced between the two of you.

Halfway through your meal, you accidentally knock the basket over with your big clumsy bear hands. After a second of silence, realzing the loss of the treats, the both of you burst into laughter.

The sun sets with Esther resting her head against your arm, watching the fading day. Esther says she's starting to get cold.

>>22428254
Go back inside, get into bed.

Give her the warmth.

>>22428254
Should have sprung for the ring of cold protection too. This bitch is always cold.

>>22428254
I put my arm around her and hold her closer. I ask where she used to live, and if she has anyone that is going to miss her.

>>22428287

This

>>22428254
fetch blanket, watch remainder of sunset, then carry her piggyback to bed. Read story of wolf.

>>22428325
But story of wolf has strong sexual undercurrent!

>>22428355
She must learn of these things some day. Better from story than from murderhobos

Wait a minute. That drawing style, main character is defenseless beastman girl...
OP, ARE YOU KAZERAD? STOP SLACKING OFF FROM PREQUEL AND GO BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY TF2 PLAYING FUCK

Little one, time is come for the bathing and the bedding. Is ready?

>>22428460

Nothing horrible has really happened yet, so its a safe bet that Kazerad isn't involved.

>>22428460
>the art style
Looks like generic binary brush quest art.

>>22428483
Well, maybe he is tired of making beastman girls cry, and wants to cuddle with them Like a furfag he is
>>22428488
Look at them eyes man

>>22428483
Dude, a bear druid kidnapped a kobold, put it in people clothes, and started walking it around town.

>>22428506

There is nothing wrong with cuddling with cute things. Thinking otherwise is just you being macho for machismo's sake.

>>22428512

I'm still not noticing the bad here.

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You place your arm around Esther, gently pulling her in tight. You ask her where she lived, and if she has any family or anything.

She says she slept in the woods but snuck around the town during the day. She doesn't have any family here.

You ask her if she knows where her family is.

She says she doesn't.

You pause for a second, then ask her in a low, careful, rumbling voice if she thinks they miss her.

She doesn't have much of an answer to that at first, but nods once after a while. You say you're sorry.


A few minutes go by. You ask Esther if she's ready to go to bed. She says yes.

You carry her down, your fur keeping her warm, and deposit her in your large bed. You climb in soon after, and she latches back onto you. You are about to ask her if she wants to hear another story when you notice she's asleep already.

>>22428528
There is nothing wrong cuddling with little things, sure. But we are on 4chan, where cuddling with little things gets a much different sense

But seriosly
-Art style
-Main character is a cute defenseless beastman girl
-We are giving commands

It's just a matter of time untill she looses an eye, sets our house on fire while sleeping, and forced to dance in stripper houses

>>22428506
>Tired of making beastman girls (and the internet chumps with a boner for them) cry
>Kazerad
Impossible

>>22428550
Kiss forehead then bearsleep.

>>22428550
wrap it snugly in blanket
stop being an otter
sleep.

>>22428568
Well then, maybe he is tired of making more Prequel updates that require color, chracters, armor and plot slowly moving to homestuck and problem sleugh level of absurdity. What if he just wants a quick session on /tg/ with easy-to-draw black and white no-background story.

>>22428594
We need a board for these things.
But before that, these things need to happen more often.
I hope drunkenwizard quest starts up again soon.

>>22428550
Tomorrow I will show you how to shape shift.

>>22428613
>We need a board for these things.
Million times this.
I'm so fucking tired of quest threads everywhere. They are not even well suited, since there is only 500 posts untill bumplimit.
There needs to be a /vg/-like board for quests.
/tg/ would get rid of 3-4 quest threads constantly hanging on the first page, and they would get their own board with bigger bumplimit

>>22428613
>we need a board for these things
There is a whole BBS dedicated to quests.

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>>22428550
You must rape her.

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You kiss Esther on the forehead, pulling her into a hug, and cover the both of you with the blanket.


Sleep comes soon.

>>22428677
Oh god, not a dream sequence
I fucking hate those

>>22428677

Any schedule to this, or are you gonna pick this up tomorrow? Thanks regardless.

>>22428653
or just increase bump-limit on /tg/ as a whole and get wh40k army fags to post in one thread.

The majority of posts on /tg/ don't suddenly die at 300 posts. Either they die fast or they go way past the bump limit.

Rolled 3, 6, 7, 8 = 24

>>22428613
There is three, and your choice is Anon-kun, Tgchan, and the screaming abyss of MSPA forums.

>>22428666
I do not advocate rape, but fucking her is a possibility

>Hot bear on kobold action

Well! That was fun. I had fun doing that. I don't think I've ever drawn that much that fast. Thanks for reading, guys. More Esther will happen in the near future. But for now, I have to sleep like a bear.

This was completely unplanned, by the way. I never expected it to bloom the way it has, but hey, now I have a series on my hands and I don't regret it one bit. Thanks again for reading and suggesting, it means a lot to me.

>>22428677
Not before the customary ass grabbing.

>>22428705
You still haven't answered : are you kazerad?

>>22428705
More when? Tomorrow? a week? By the light of the next bloom moon?

Soon a new hybrid will emerge as a new species.
Bearkobolds.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!

>>22428767

Pangols?

>>22428695
you are a nice tripfag. I like you. I'm going to lurk in some of those for a while.

>>22428767
Kobears?

>>22428735
Likely next weekend. Maybe a little something tomorrow if I have the time.

>>22428797
Damn you Kazerad, stop evading my questions

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>>22428797

Sounds great.