>>22445335
space vikings who don't need no man

men lashed to the emprah's dick

>I wonder why one is more interesting...

But seriously, the second description is mostly just for ultrasmurfs. My actual guess would be that you haven't read much on other chapters aside from the smurfs, who are indeed quite boring.

Personal preference. It's completely normal, and the reason why there are so many different SM codexes, not everyone wants to play the exact same thing, just different tactics.

>RIP AND TEAR, BLOOD N' THUNDER AND SHIT, HURR DURR WE AM FOOLED YOU ALL, We're actually not dumb!

Their primarch is a cockbag, their soldiers and rune priests are cockbags, their fucking symbol might as well be a Dickwolf.

That is all.

You know what grinds my gears OP?
That the symbol for vikings in fucking everything is a wolf.

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This sums it up nicely.

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>>22445335

>Thinking the Salamanders and their Chapter Master the Big Scary Black Man are boring

>>22445394
What should it be?
Genuinely curious, I wanna make some viking shit for reasons.

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>>22445404

>>22445417
Around a salamander... there is no candor?

>>22445442
Ravens were the most prominent animal in Viking "Heraldry". Featuring on banners, flags, shields, and whatever else have you.

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>>22445449

>>22445463
This. A thousand times this.

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>>22445476

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>>22445487

>>22445498
Sooo.
Emperor's Children?

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>>22445498

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>>22445514

Oooh oooh, do the one with the ultramarines.

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>>22445517

>>22445463
>>22445486
Hell the Dwarves in the Hobbit mention how much they fucking love Ravens and hate Crows for kinda looking like Ravens.

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>>22445517

Bet you can't do white scars!

There's something inherently silly about a faction where "wolf" is appended to everything.

>>22445508
Emperor's children ride in a chariot driven by primarchs.

>>22445404
I like to think that I could paint and base this better than GW.

>>22445417
>Around Blood Ravens
>There is no haven

>>22445558
Also wolfriding is stupid as shit.

>>22445558
But I like fun in 40k.

>>22445523
Got me.

>>22445517
>>22445514
>>22445498
>>22445487
>>22445476
>>22445449
Am I the only one who thinks all of these mounts would be fucking awesome for Space Marines to ride?

>>22445572
>They stole it.
>That's the joke.

>>22445417
Oh, oh, I've got another one.

Around a Salamander you'll be the victim of slander!

>>22445577
But the wolf is the size of a huge hippo. Would you hate Hippo Marines too?

>>22445577
...
No.

It's just not fitting with the theme of 40k.
Wolfriding is in itself not ludicrous in a piece of fiction.

>>22445597
>Brother Captain, is the "Wrath of an Angry God" prepared for departure
>Yes my lord Twat'knokor, the Imperitor Fist ship is readied, and all we need is the launch validation key.
>Very well, Kamina, if you please...

>>22445404
That bottom left one looks constipated. Or in the process of getting raped.

>>22445599
>9
>>>22445417
>Around a Salamander you'll be the victim of slander!
What pussies

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>>22445508

>>22445599
no you fool, it is about the syllables as well.

>>22445609
Fuck, that would be badass.

>Space Hippos! CHARGE

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>>22445622
YES

>>22445614
I would rather believe that somewhere in the 40K universe are giant living hands that the Imperial Fists tame and befriend, feeding them and grooming their knuckle hairs...

>>22445622
You win sir.

>>22445631
Around Salamanders, your food will be spiced with lots of Corianders?
I 'unno bro. That seems silly.

>>22445622
Imperial Fists vs Emps Children

Go.

>>22445635
>Chapter of Zulu Space Marines, wielding leather and cerimite shields and power spears, riding bio-mechanical Space Hippos.

Anons... We need this.

>>22445611
But it is inherently goofy. I mean, it's better suited to something Toonami would air in the 4 o' clock block before anything good was on. Or like a wacky, low-tier young adult fiction novel (think Eragon).

>>22445661
We already made this.

>>22445657
Something something shaking the baby!
Imperial Fists - 1
Emperor's Children - brain damage

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>>22445449
>>22445476
>>22445487
>>22445498
>>22445514
>>22445517
>>22445523
>>22445622

>>22445680
They should be riding his cock for accuracy, but I will take it since this is a blue board.

>>22445611
You mean the Imperium (that the Space Wolves are not that invested in). There are plenty of silly units in this setting like the Eldar deathclowns and the Dreadknight.

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>>22445657
>Do we remember the day the Titans of the legions of the Fists and the Emperors children marched?
>I say; None shall ever forget.

>>22445717
Now we just need someone who can into computers to shoop some marines into that gif.

>>22445669
Tolkien had Orcs/Goblins (Since they're the same) ride wolves, and Norse mythology also featured wolf steeds.

If you can't enjoy the imagery of a person sitting astride a giant wolf then you sir are the problem.

>>22445672
AWWW YYEEAAAHHH

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>>22445672
>>22445680
>>22445717

I'm crying.

I'm crying, /tg/.

>>22445733
Warcraft was orc wolf raiders, too. In fact, if orcs aren't riding battle boars then they're riding giant wolves.

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>>22445657

>>22445759
Great, you just convinced me to make a Space Marines Riding Silly Things folder

>>22445759
MORE

>>22445759
good.

>>22445733
I think he just hates fun and probably don't even know that the wolves of Fenris are Space Wolves recruits that got overtaken by the Canis Helix and fully mutated in to wolves.

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>>22445791
I didn't think that act could get any gayer, but I guess it just did.

>>22445417
>Around Salamanders, prevent sodomizing of pandas?

Do they still have pandas in the Imperium or is more a sort of "in the grim darkness of the far future there is no bears" kind of deal

>>22445807
man you are pretty damn insecure
colofrul does not equal gay
also
>the year of our lord 2013
>gay as an insult

>>22445815
*are no Bears
excuse me

>>22445791
Which is such bullshit for how they treat the Sons, "You fucking mutant witchkin abominations!" "You guys have the same thing..." "NUHUH! SHUT UP! I'LL FAG YOUR FACE!"

>>22445791
that's the wulfen, not the actual wolves of fenris

the wulfen are basically werewolves

>>22445821

There are bears. But they are gigantic and terrible and hate you.

>>22445820
I just said it was more gay than it was previously. What's wrong with that? You sound like a bigot.

theres nothing wrong with that

as a matter of fact, the space wolves being the best is an objective truth. the others all range from worthless to groovie but not quite space wolves
the people who detract from them are just hipsters

>>22445846
Now I want to make a chapter of Russian Space Marines that ride Bears. And not have Bears be in their name.

>>22445791
I get that it's supposed to be somewhat silly and all, but riding wolves just strikes me as a little bit too silly.

>>22445857
>Tolkien is too silly for me.

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>>22445807
It's only gay if you are afraid of the dick and can't wrap your head around men having platonic meaningful relationship.

>>22445857
>Too silly
>40k

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>>22445856
Red Legion or something to that effect?

Sons of Stalin?

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>>22445335

Because you have yet to understand the pure and awesome power of the only TRUE chosen of the Emperor!

>>22445833
And Wulfen can eventually turn in to wolves.

>>22445828
Rune Priests get their power from the life and death cycle of Fenris not unclean chaos magicks

>>22445517

The Imperial.. WRISTS?

>>22445870
>>22445879
They have like, jetbikes 'n shit for their fast cavalry. And you can't tell me that the fur doesn't get caught in the joints of the power armor when they ride.

>>22445857
Sounds like a personal problem.

>>22445897
that's never been stated in the fluff

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>>22445906

>>22445857
In their codex it says that most Space Wolves don't even believe in thunderwolf cavalry...

>>22445891

Guardians of Iron?

>>22445907
The other chapters ride to battle on motorcycles, and actual cavalry is too silly for you?

>>22445759
I will bear your children.

>>22445927
Grimnar keeps them a secret, he knows how ridiculous it is and doesn't want people to laugh at what is an otherwise effective unit

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>>22445943

>>22445895
But flames are tacky on armor like white trash cars.

>>22445846
And telekinetic flying discs, if I recall.

>>22445948
Thunderwolf CAVALRY are effective

We're not talking about a normal wolfpack

>>22445920
It's possible when they're first adapting to the gene-seed. If they can't control "the beast within" or w/e they turn into upright wolves basically. I think they're allowed to wander around Asaheim and kill trolls n shit.

>>22445672
I don't get this one. Need assistance!

>>22445992
The gun is called a SCAR.
It's white.
The chapter is the White Scars.

>>22445937
Don't forget the derpy flying vehicles that doesn't look like they should be able to fly and the beloved Dreadknight.

Riding huge wolves seems reasonable in comparison.

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>>22445956
>You must be at least this 80s to ride.

>>22445992
the gun is called a SCAR and it is white

>>22445992
Is that a scar?

>>22445992
the rifle is a SCAR

those are white scars.

I hate that I know this (the first part) I have no reason to know it but shitty modern shooters have installed this information in my head.

>>22445997
There is no such thing as the dreadknight.
Shut up.

>>22446012
that feel

>>22445999
>dat big red dildo gun

>>22446025
>>22446012
I browse /k/. I do not know that feel.

>>22446034
White Scars.

And he's riding a Scar-H

Anyone have a link to a scan of the new DA codex?

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>>22446047
No, but you know a different feel.

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>>22446018
Denying the existence of a law officer? That's 30 years in the iso-cubes, perp!

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>>22446018

>>22446075
mag vs clip? that gets annoying

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>>22445751
>All brave warriors present on that fateful day were left with memories of untold heroism they would not soon forget.
>A full company of Lamenters led by Captain E'mmoh mounting a desperate charge against the mighty forces the ork WAAAGH!
>Riding upon the mighty tears of a thousand Imperial children, the Lamenters heroic charge drowned the foul orks in a wave of salty glory!
>but this victory was not without costs for the Lamenter lost a full company that day
>For the savage Tear Beasts of Depressious Prime were notoriously hard to control and luck was not with the lamenters battle brothers that day
>The salty sorrow of the Tear Beasts had taken a toll on the armor of the mounted battle brothers who had tended the Chapters herds for centuries.
>Each perished without honor as their armor had rusted during the assault and they died from painful cramps.
>But such was the way of the Lamenters.

>>22446083
fucking jokaero man

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>>22446018
And then Anon was a Grey Knight.

>>22446075
>>22446095
Damn right I know that feel.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO FIGURE OUT DAMMIT

>>22446083
Oh god I cant stop laughing.

>>22446110
"No! I must kill the Dreadknights!" Anon said.
The Draigo said. "No Anon, you are the Dreadknights"
And then Anon was a Ward-Lover

>>22446158
No.
It cannot be.
That's impossible!

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I loathe the Imperium but like the idea of heroic Space Marines fighting for humanity. The viking/celtic inspired stuff is the icing on the cake for me and the wolf part does not annoy me.

What would be good models for IG allies for Space Wolves? (I hate Cadians)

What would be good models for IG allies for Space Wolves? (I hate Canadians)

What would be good ways for me to fall asleep? (I hate circadian)

>>22446339
Valhallan Ice Warriors

>>22446365
I thought about that but I don't want all that metal.

>>22446047
>I browse /k/. I do not know that feel.

Bullshit you browse /k/. How in Fuck do you not know what a SCAR is?

>>22446095

Dense.. very dense anon..

>>22446345
you could also use their PDF's the Kaerl's as allies

>>22446395
Another option could be Forge World's Cold Weather Gear Cadians, but a) you said you don't like them and b) it would be really expensive anyway (being Forge World and all)

>>22446129
it was a rhetorical question posed for effect

>>22446339
Buy Catachans, put beardy WHFB Maruder heads on them and som wolf fur.

Instant balls of manly steel that ignores the cold deathworld winter.

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>>22445856
For Chaos:
The Chosen of Lenin
The Red menace
Scourge of the Bourgeois
The Reds under the beds (communist alpha legion splinter warband)
Abandons Red Legion
The Socialists of Sergei

For Spuss maweenz:
Imerial Soviets
Brotherhood of Stalin
Brotherhood of Moscow
The Emperors Comrades
The Faithful of Lenin
Siberian Slayers
The Cossacks
Champions of the People
The Peoples Astartes

and last but not least:
The Red Guard
A first founding chapter based on the gene seed of Primarch Vladimir Marx.
>Discovered on backwards planet
>shitty tech, starvation, war so on so forth
>found by local peasants
>population forced into life of hard labour by ruling nobles and Tsars
>unites population in revolution to create glorious communist society
>hero of the people
>The Big E shows up
> immediately recognizes Emperor as comrade
>goes on crusade
>Vladimir is a champion of communism across the galaxy
Blah Blah Blah you know the rest

Pic related

>>22445562
Just like THAT mission in Saints Row the Third

>>22445900
Doublethink is doubleplusgood.

>>22446634
quit with that or you'll be off to the miniluv

>>22446616
Why you put this image in my head annon?
Why?

>>22445335
Its ok. You can like anything you want. If its no some furry shit.
Oh.

>>22446647
Next thing you tell me is that Tau is the Reddit army of 40k.

>>22446583
>>Discovered on backwards planet
>>shitty tech, starvation, war so on so forth
>>found by local peasants
>>population forced into life of hard labour by ruling nobles and Tsars
>>unites population in revolution to create glorious communist society
>>hero of the people
>>The Big E shows up
>> immediately recognizes Emperor as comrade
>>goes on crusade
>>Vladimir is a champion of communism across the galaxy
>Blah Blah Blah you know the rest

That's more or less what Corax did. But with more terrorism and guerrilla.

>>22445696
>>22445597

I think we all know what the Dark Angles would be riding am I right?
guys? you know? he he?
Giggity

>>22446759
>Angles

>>22446765
That was intentional......yes

>>22446769
Oh wait, fuck I'm retarded. I didn't catch the reference at first.

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>>22446759

So what would the Night Lords ride/mount? Lightning?

>>22446856
Batman, obviously

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDppQN0s4DQ

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>>22446856

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>>22446854

Nice

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So why is it bad that I like Xenos and consider the Imperium to be boring?

>>22446854
As awesome as that is I do have to admit that it was a spelling mistake that I made.

Thanks for all of those mount images /tg/. You just made an incredibly sad day for me a little bit better.

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>>22446856
Pic related

>>22447450
>"I am the night!"

>>22445991
yeah tey turn into upright wolves and are set free, other guy was saying they turn into the actual wolves that roam around all of Fenris which they don't

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>>22447308
Because you are a heretic

Captcha: complete amhwar

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>>22447450

>>22447475
So why does /tg/ hate that SW gets to do weird stuff with the Astates shtick without being Chaos?

>>22446034
/tv/ memes are so shitty, yet they are posted on /tv/ almost religiously. /tv/ is the Word Bearers of 4chan.

What Space Marine chapters are the other boards?

>>22446495
I think he means, he doens't know the feel of knowing guns only from FPS games.

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>>22447495
You I like

>>22447505
/tg/ is Necromunda due to circlejerks fighting over what /tg/ actually is. It's for traps and /d/ waifus.

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>>22446688

>>22447505
/v/ is Thousand Sons because of all those shattered dreams.

>>22446688
Quad dubbs confirms this.

>>22447499
the wulfen gene thingy is believed to be a defense against chaos, and incidents of wulfen forming increase in number when Space Wolves combat chaos forces

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>>22446688
2>4>6>8 dubs.

Oh, man. A quad-dub get.
Tau for Reddit Army.

>>22447571
/mlp/ should lamenters because of all the shit they go through

>>22445568
Man, I worked for 'Evy Metal, and its a job man! I fucking take no more fun in it. Just to get it of my dick. That's why you could paint it better then this.
Gets stale a bit. And all they want is clean..
So that's what you get.

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>>22447610

>>22447610
Reddit are the gifted Blood Ravens.

>>22447628
9fags are the goddamn Magpies.

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>>22446688
SEE? SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THIS? EVERYTHING IS RUINED FOREVER NOW, YOU DOUBLECUNT!

>>22446583
For Chaos:
Damned of the Galaxy.
Prisioners of Hunger

>>22447666
>the devil tripps
Whatever you say, Lucifer.

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>>22447666
>trips

>>22445335
Do you yiff OP?

>>22445463
Wasn't that because the raven was the animal of Odin though? If ravens aren't the animal of your chief god, would you use them?

>>22447728
The Fenris Wolf was a beast of the apocslypse as well. He doesn't grant favours.

>>22447724
No, not really. I play 40k without sexuallity in mind.

>>22447747
We should clarify that there are a lot wolves concerning the space wolves legends.

>>22447773
Yeah, but I think the subject was vikings.

>>22447610
/k/ Iron Warriors because fuck gun regelations. Also, Basilisc Nuggets.

>>22445661
>>22445635
>>22445609
>Chapter of Zulu Space Marines, wielding leather and cerimite shields and power spears, riding bio-mechanical Space Hippos.
>Chapter master Hippocratos leads the charge
>Space Hippos, CHARGE!

How many orks could one space marine handle?

>>22448718
Even one would be too many. Anything you've heard about their sexual potency is a myth, anon. Marines don't even have penises.

Thunderwolf Cavalry may look derp-ish but still better than flying dreadnought libbys, dreadknights or undead terminator space collector