>>22490982
Hug them both at the same time, while trying and failing not to cry.

"My family is all together now!"

>>22490982
"It makes you wonder, what else did Dad get up to?"

>>22490982
"Do, Lyra, I assume you already know that Isalva's our sister, right?"

>>22491068
>That should be "So, not Do

>>22490982

Sis... i'm happy to see you, i have missed you very much, but i would also like to point out (pinch her cheeks) that stuff like this causes a lot of problems for other people. Don't make it a habit.

then, family hug times yay!

Rolled 2

>>22490982
>Lyra,
My god my sisters get into almost as much trouble as me

we got any dragon meat left offer them some

"So, Lyra, I assume you already know that Isavla's our sister, right?"
"... You already know?" She asked, mortified, and she slugged you in the shoulder. "And here I wanted to surprise you! Way to be a jerk."
"... He's the one that told me about you." Isalva said. "I wouldn't have recognized you if he didn't."
"... Oh."

You pull the two of them into a tight hug.
"My family is all together now!" You cry, hugging the two of them, as Lyra struggles to get out of your clinging- though Isavla returned your hug.
Ariana giggled, and you hear the door open again.

"Why, hello." Kale said. The hug breaks, and you can see that one of his ears were bandaged and splinted, and you rose an eyebrow.
"Leez was a bit rough." He said, by way of explanation. "I brought your bow for you."
"Hell~lo." Lyra said, in a voice that you wish you'd never heard, fluttering her eyelashes. "I'm Lyra. Kale's sister, and order initiate."
"Hello." He responded, with a bow. "And councilor. How pleasant to meet you again."
"... Just call my Isavla." She said. "Or Issy, as Lyra intends to. It would be best if nobody heard my title while we were here."

>>22490982
Genuflect. Wonder what we will use as a cover story when we are back in the Free citys. I mean, family doesn't cut it anymore, there are too many young girls for that in the party now...

>>22491188
>Kale's sister, and order initiate
>Whoops, I meant Abel's sister.

>>22491188
She bit off his ear? Man that's nasty.

He's an elf, Lyra, so just keep that in mind.

>>22491188
"May I see my bow?"

Check that shit out.

>>22491188
"Yes, that's probably best. There were a few people in town announcing the news that you'd gone missing."

"Kale, when we're around people, do you think you could Glamour her face, just so we aren't stopped?"

>>22491188

Kale can take care of Lyra, i wouldn't worry about that.

check out the bow with the appropriate gratitude.

oh and we should introduce everyone to Lyra and vice versa.

>>22490982
Proceed to have a montage where we tell her:
How we met all our party members
Gabriel and our relationship to him
The gun
Killing the Kraken
Meeting Isalva
Killing the Dragon and Wizard

and I'd like if we could get her reactions on those things.

"Yeah, that's probably best. There were a few people in town announcing the news that you'd gone missing."
"They did?" She asked, eyebrows raised. "I thought we'd have more time..."
Issy sighed.
"Kale, when we're around people, do you think you could glamour her face, just so we aren't stopped?"
"Of course." He said, and nodded. He focused, and Issy's hair went red, the same shade as Ariana's and Astora's and her skin darkened.
"That's *perfect*, Kale." Lyra said. "That is your name, right?"
"Kale. Elven, centuries old."

"May I see my bow?" You ask.
"Oh, of course." He said, and handed you the bow. The dragonhorn and black bone had been carved into the shape of scales, giving the bow a strange, exotic look. You drew it dry, and the bow creaked back. Just as springy as you wanted, and it was perfectly heavy for you, ancient runes carved into the scales.
"... You're looking at elven work." Kale said, as Lyra gave him Looks that you wish you didn't notice. "The work of centuries of practice."

>>22491408
"I couldn't ask for more."

>>22491408
It's beautiful. She is a craftsman of utmost skill.

I should give her a reward, but, Glance at his ear, It looks like you already did.

>>22491408
"It's...beautiful."

>>22491408
Whisper to Lyra once Kale is out of earshot, "I'm like 99% sure he and dad had sex. Stop making eyes."

>>22491408
"The fact that it only took a day to make as well. Staggering."

>>22491465
Hey thats mean. If lyra want's to bed an elf we should let her. But I do think that if she keeps up the eyes we should throw some fantasy birth control at her.

>>22491408

the flexibility and weight, are perfect. calling this an amazing bow would do it no justice.

those wounds look pretty bad, anything you need for that?

seems like our dear sister Lyra might take after father more then we do.

>>22491408
squee.

>>22491504
I'm not opposed to her bedding an elf, or most of anyone else for that matter. Just Kale, and even then only for the reasons stated.

>>22491556
We should say it just to mess with her head.

"It's beautiful." You say. "She is a craftsman of utmost skill. I should give her a reward, but..."
You give him a glance at his ear. "It looks like you already did."
"She twisted it wrong." He said, and sighed, before grinning again- though his grin this time was much more lecherous than his normal grin. "Like she always does. I'm glad we came here."

Tannis came out of the adjoining rooms with chairs, and quickly started setting them all out for everyone, and everyone took a seat, Issy choosing to sit between Lyra and Tannis.

"So, we should probably all catch eachother up." Lyra said. "Now that we have time."
"Um, should I start? I'll start." Isavla said. "After Abel and his companions left, I stuck there for only a day or so before Lyra arrived. We spent all day there talking, and then Lyra came up with her plan to go adventuring. That's... well, it for me."
"Guess I'll stay quiet because I don't have anything to add." Cass grumbled, and leaned back, closing her eyes.
"Now... I'm curious, Abel. What have you been up to since Sardin? I remember little Ariana there, but she glared at me back then."
"Sorry, I was paranoid." Ariana said, quietly. "I was sure Abel was leading me into a trap."

>>22491620
This cute little thing <hair rullfes> is a witchling. After I saved her with Ciros' help I decided that I couldn't let such a teeny tiny girl wander the world all on her own, and there wasn't much left for me, so I decided to follow her.

>>22491620
"Well, after Sardin, we met Cass, traveled to Garamon, helped out a bunch there then moved on to Amberway. Took the boat over, killed a Kraken, met Isalva, traveled here, killed a wizard , Cass killed a dragon and that's pretty much it."

>>22491620
"LOTS of things happened. Shortened version: First thing, i am being stalked by some sort of Dark Angel, his name is Gabriel. Second thing, i am an angel myself since i picked up this magic swordy here. Third thing, i met all kind of people around me. Fourth thing, i blew up a Kraken. Fifth thing, Cass here killed the same dragon our father tangled with way back. Sixth thing, i killed a wizard.

You may now ask questions."

>>22491723
>>22491719
For the sake of getting more of Lyra's awesome comments, can we go through the recap slighly slower?

>>22491620
"You wouldn't believe half of it."
Start with heading south and meeting Cass, leave the details about that vague, since that's mostly her story to tell, then explain the rest of it.
Explain Gabe as some madman with strange powers, talk about the strange dreams and remembering/making things that shouldn't exist, like the gun but leave the angel stuff out.

>>22491620
"Well, Ariana and I agreed to take a bag of supplies into the swamp we were taking as a shortcut, and met a coven of changelings there. As it turned out, those were the people we were to be delivering the supplies to. Unfortunately we got caught in the middle of a battle between the Order, the undead, and the changelings. That's where we met Cassiel over here.
We met Kale in the next town, he said something about being fascinated by my eyes and insisted on joining us, so I let him.
The next town after that, a warlock showed up with dozens of maenad in tow, burned down the Order building, and declared the town free of their influence. Astora showed up a bit later, she's Ariana's older sister. She decided to come along to watch over her, and the warlock sent Tannis with us to deliver a message to the next town over.
The maenad there decided I would make some good prey to chase around as a reward for her pride, but Tannis fought her and saved my life.
After that we got on a boat, a kraken showed up, and we managed to kill it. We got into port, met Tannis' father, met Isalva, and then left with Tannis' father. At that point Ariana gained a new gift which I still don't really understand that wound up having the side effect of bringing a Wizard back to life. The wizard was riding a dragon that our father blinded in one eye. I blinded the other, killed the wizard, and Cass killed the dragon. We've been resting here since then."

>>22491620
"What have we been up to? Go read the pastebin synopsis, you lazy bum."

>>22491790
seconded.

>>22491778
"Oh, and I'm being stalked by a being named Gabriel who's somehow connected to this sword, and he regularly and casually breaks reality in various ways. I'm fairly certain that if he were to get ahold of the sword, the world would end and everyone except for me and him would cease to exist."

"Lots of things happened." You say. "This cute little thing-" You say, ruffling Ariana's hair. "Is a witchling. After I saved her with Crios's help, I decided that I couldn't let such a girl wander the world on her own, and there wasn't much left for me, so I decided to follow her."
Lyra giggled. "That sounds just like you, Abel."
"Right, okay. After Sardin, Ariana and I agreed to take a bag of supplies into the swamp we were taking as a shortcut, and met a coven of changelings there. As it turned out, those were the people we were to be delivering the supplies to. Unfortunately, we got caught in the middle of a battle between the Order, the undead, and the changelings. That's where we met Cass over here."
"... I heard about that." Lyra said. She suddenly got to her feet, rushed over to Cass, and pulled her into a hug. Cass's eyes bugged out.
"I'm sorry about the other templars. They're stupid, and that kind of thing is what Crios and I are trying to stop."
"... I, um... It's.... okay." Cass said.
"We met Kale in the next town, and he said something about being fascinated by my eyes and insisted on joining us, so I let him."
"I like to think I've since become a valuable member of the party since." Kale said.
"You have." Tannis said.
"I'm glad you let him!" Lyra said. "Don't elves live for centuries and centuries? I'd feel really bad if someone was stuck without friends for that long."
"Don't worry, I have friends." Kale said.
>Field too long!

>>22491819
"Because we're angels."

>>22491869

burnin sweet lil girls just aint right.

Yay, Farewell Quest!

We now have two excellent bows. Let's spar Lyra shortly after we're done talking.

>>22491919
this. blood for the blood god!

"The next town after that, a warlock showed up with dozens of maenad in tow, burned down the Order building, and declared the town free of their influence."
"That would be Crios's warlock friend, right?" Lyra asked. "That sounded like it went to plan."
"Astora showed up a bit later. She's Ariana's older sister. She decided to come along to watch over her, and the warlock sent Tannis with us to deliver a message to the next town over."
"To Amberway." Tannis said, ears still flat, as Issy started scratching her ears. Tannis quietly started purring.
"The maenad there decided I would make some good prey to chase around as a reward for her pride, but Tannis fought her and saved my life."
"I'm glad you did." Lyra said, and gave Tannis a hug. "If you need anything from me, Tantan, just ask."
"After that, we got on a boat, a kraken showed up, and we managed to kill it." You say.
"Wait. How?"
"Alchemy." Astora said, a slight smirk on her face. "Explosive alchemy. And lots of it, I gathered."
There was a moment where Lyra and Astora met eyes, and the tension rose.
>Field too long!

>>22492029
ugh, tantan? our sister has terrible nicknaming skills.

>>22492029
I am really good at alchemy. But more about that later.

>>22492029
"I have become a master chemist, Lyra!"

>>22492029
"How I learned to make it is its own long story I'll tell you a bit later. Suffice it to say, I can now make a powder that violently explodes when exposed to flame. I threw a big bag of it down the Kraken's gullet."

>>22492029
You clear your throat, and continue. "We got into port, met Tannis's father, met Isalva, and then left with Tannis's father. At that point Ariana gained a new gift which I still don't really understand that wound up having the side effect of bringing a Wizard back to life. The wizard was riding a dragon that our father blinded in one eye. I blinded the other, killed the wizard, and Cass killed the dragon. We've been resting here since then."
"... You killed... a dragon?" She asked.
"Yep." Cass said. "I went berserk. Troll blood does that."
"Order doctrine does tell us to get backup- lots of it- when dealing with trolls. I'll believe that." Lyra said. "Good on you!"
Ariana whispered in your ear. "Aren't you going to tell her about Gabriel?"
"Oh, and I'm being stalked by a being named Gabriel-"
"Wait. That old guy? The skiitaran ex-soldier? He's following you?" She asked, and looked around. "... Damn, where's he? He taught me skiitaran, you know."

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>>22492029
>"If you need anything from me, Tantan, just ask."
>Tantan
>mfw while squeeing

"Yes, I accidentally reality and then alchemy!" with wide arms

>>22492113
"He's not actually skiitaran, and I'm positive that he's not actually human either."

>>22492113
He hasn't shown up in a while, after proclaiming he gave up and was going to use indirect methods to achieve his goals. Now I just have to deal with one of his crazy minions every so often.

Did you see the Arena in town? I fought one of them there. She had bright pink hair, you might have seen her around.

>>22492113
"Yeah, but that's a story for when he dies permanently."

>>22492113
"He...I dunno, he's something else and he claims I am too. Something called an Angel."

>>22492113
"For some reason I don't think it's the same Gabriel. He and I apparently share some kind of history. We are 'Angels' and we play some kind of game throughout the ages. This is just the latest match."

>>22492140
Actually, its not that simple. Apparently he... changed when we got the sword, and the shard of the One started to make its move. Its the same as with us. We weren't an angel before we found the sword (in fact, we didn't exist until then), the same goes for Gabe. What Lyra knows of him is only backstory.

>>22492113
"Yeah, if you see him, just...stay away."

>>22492113

he tried to fight me for my sword back in the village, he tried to take my place in reality, tried to set an ambush with the help of a faerie and a werewolf, which got eaten by Astora's familiar, threatened us with a weapon which should not exist.

last time i've seen him was in a dream, he was on top of a mountain and opened a large door, inside i could see a staff or pole made of metal.

oh and in the arena i fought against one of his... shards. kinda of like a minion but more complicated.

did i get them all?

>>22492113
Well, i am certain he isn't human now. We've killed him at least 4 times by now, but he always comes back to break reality some more. Apparently he is a Dark Angel now.

"It's... complicated. He says we both are Angels and he calls me 42/1, for my 42 victories and 1 defeat over him, and he apparently is 1/42, for one victory and 42 defeats. The fights have according to him taken place in several worlds, and this is just the latest one. And last time I saw him, he was in some mountains and retrieved a brass staff, which I presume can be used to control those Bronze Men that Kale remembers. Then in the Arena in the city I fought a shard of him, his Madness which he had cast off. She had bubbly pink hair. And, according to Stirge, who appeared I met in the desert, she's a shard of me."

"For some reason, I don't think it's the same Gabriel. He's... not actually Skiitaran, and I'm positive that he's not actually human either. He... I dunno. He's something else and he claims I am too. Something called an Angel."
"... An Angel?" She asked, eyes wide. "Crios took me to do research on angels. We didn't have much luck."
"We've killed him at least four times by now, but he always comes back to break reality some more."
"... Are you certain?" Lyra asked, suddenly sitting up. You saw a look you hardly recognized on her- the look she gave the time you had crawled back in the winter, scarred badly- the look when your mother came ill... and the look after she found the body of your father, after the rockslide.
"Are you absolutely, one hundred percent certainly certain?" She asked, taking a step closer to you.

>>22492357
"Certain. I killed him twice as it is."

>>22492357
"Er, yes. Now let me finish." Then >>22492348

>>22492357
Uh... yeah. He pulled up things which I KNOW shouldn't exist, and i've stabbed him in the chest, only to meet him again later.

I managed to compile this out of nothing, as well. <show revolver>

>>22492357
"Yes. I've run my sword through him twice."

>>22492348
Actually, according to -Gabriel's- shard (D something. Dena?), Stirge is a shard of us.

>>22492404
Make sure the safety is off before showing it to her.
She seems like the type to just grab it out of our hand, and that could be bad.

>>22492357
"Positive. Take a look at this." pull out the gun, "This is a weapon he pulled on me once. As soon as I saw it, I was somehow FORCED to know everything about it. I know with absolutely certainty that this cannot, should not exist in this world. At least not for another few centuries of development."

>>22492357
"Pretty much. He is doing things that should be impossible. Hell, I am doing things that should be impossible. I killed that wizard even though he had the Gift of Fate active. I just ... ignored the world when it tried to twist my strike away from him. I am having frequent dream meatings with Gabriel, and my sword talks to me.

I also manifested a weapon that should not exist in this world after i saw Gabriel do it." Demonstrate the Revolver.

>>22492442
You mean on.

>Everyone for showing revolver
>She tries to take it and run away, using our other sister as a hostage
>Because Crios

>>22492525
But Ciros is a bro

>>22492525
>implying she knows how to take the safety off

>>22492463
yeah that. I'm tired, and couldn't remember the word "safety" so I was going to type "make sure the part that lets it shoot is off", but I realized that made no sense and had to google "gun" to remember the correct word.
...I should go.

>>22492357
Yes and apparently he split him self into to two different bodies got glimpse of his heart/soul It was a honorably vile thing of worms crawling beneath flesh and hate in the form of a girl (give description)

>>22492554
I didn't imply.
She'd simply think that it was ready to use as is.

"Certain." You say. "I've run my sword through him twice."
She blinked.

"He pulled up things which I *know* shouldn't exist, and I've stabbed him in the chest, only to meet him again later. Take a look at this." You say, pulling out the gun, certain the safety is on. "This is a weapon he pulled on me once. As soon as I saw it, I was somehow *forced* to know everything about it. I know with absolute certainty that this cannot, should not exist in this world. At least not for another few centuries of development."
She examined it closely, careful not to touch it.
"... East of Angvard." She said, quietly. "Northeast, actually, there is a place. Called Bastion of Kristoph. Or Bastion of the Order. Or just plain Bastion, informally. It's an enormous library, as well as an armory, and a castle... and it's ancient beyond belief. Crios took me there, once. We went down into the deepest, darkest part of the library, drugged the guards to sneak past... and we found the most ancient, old tome there was. It was in Skiitaran, so Crios couldn't read it, and it was so faded that I could hardly read it. We spent all night there, researching what Crios called Angels. I said we didn't have much luck, but... whatever Gabriel said he and you are... you aren't angels. Because there was one thing that book said about angels."
She blinked, and stretched.
"There's only one of 'em. So you're human, Abel. Don't worry."

>>22492666
"Well, that's a relief."

>>22492666
"Sword, what do you have to say to that?"

>>22492666
"Well thank fuck!"

We're fucked. Either we're a shard of Gabe, or he's a shard of us.

>>22492666
Blink.
"So... He and I... we're just part of a hole, like the Shards are of us then?"

>>22492710
Does she know about the talking sword?

"Oh yes, and I have a talking sword. But I'm not talking to it at the moment because it said some nasty things about my friends."

>>22492666
"I'm pretty sure that book is wrong then. I remember places and items that shouldn't exist. This weapon could kill a fully armored Templar with a single hit, and it's one of the least powerful guns.

>>22492716
Or we are both shards of god. Or the order does not know what its talking about.

>>22492716
More likely we're shards of each other. 1/42, 42/1.

Or perhaps one of us will be an Angel once one of us kills the other.

Or perhaps it's like TES CHIM where everyone is a dream dreamt by the same person, and Gabriel & Abel are the only conscious portions.

>>22492751
Or they're right, but have the wrong label on the being the book talks about.

>>22492739
Man, would you get off that? It took back its statement and said the opposite. Geez.

>>22492739
Oh come on, way to be petty.

>>22492666

he wants me dead and i just want to know what the hell is going on find a way to fix it.

he also wants my sword which i found in an ancient ruin. it can talk to the wielder.

"So... he and I... we're just part of a whole, like the Shards are of us, then?"
"Abel, you're being silly." She said, and smooshed your cheeks. "You are human. You're a person. Don't let some crazed, regenerating madman convince you differently."
"Oh, yes, and I have a talking sword." You say. "Sword, what do you have to say to that?"
"Talking sword?" She asked, and drew it from your sheath, twirling it in her hands.
<... It's comforting.> Ares said. <I am glad.>
<I'm only a meddler, so Ares has forbidden me from making any decisions unless he gives me the go-ahead.> Rogue said.
"... Well anyways, even if it's not talking to me, maybe Gabriel just wants that sword, so he's trying to tell you things to trick you into giving it up. If it's a magic sword, then it might be the one messing with you, rather than you being an angel." She said, handing it back to you.

>>22492887
"The weirder things happen when I don't have the sword."

>>22492887
You need to be more assertive, Rogue, or you won't get the most out of this relationship.

So anyway, who wants breakfast?

>>22492887
"Why is everything so confusing."

>>22492887
"Possible. But most of the evidence i've found until now points into another direction, and my witchy friends told me that the sword gives of no magic they can identify.

Look, i likely am human in a way, and was completely until i found the sword. The One, how Kale called the Angel when he made his divination of the swords history, only resides inside of it. The one who takes it receives its angelity or whatever. I am just the chosen vessel, as long as i have it i have to play the role i am given.

While Gabriel... I am not sure, but i think he might just be the designated "villain" the angel in the sword created to make this game of his more interesting.

That said, i don't understand completely how it works. Its not like i gain much from being an angel, the effects are so subtle that they might as well be not there."

>>22492887
I bet now everyone feels like an idiot for getting that tattoo.

>>22493056
Not in the least.

>>22493056
nah.
Even if she's right (I doubt it) the sword's still a big deal for Abel and his life.

"The weirder things happen when I don't have the sword."
"Withdrawals. Like drugs." She said, and gave you a hug. "I refuse to say that my own brother isn't human. Because you're my brother, not some imposter."
"Why is everything so confusing."
"Because you're making things confusing." She said, and poked you in the nose, sheathing your sword for you.
"Possible. But most of the evidence i've found until now points into another direction, and my witchy friends told me that the sword gives of no magic they can identify."
"Actually, it's that we can't identify magic." Astora said. "We don't have like, any inborn sense for magic."
"Look," You say. "I likely am human in a way, and was completely until I found the sword. The One, how Kale called the Angel when he made his divination of the swords history, only resides inside of it. The one who takes it receives it's angelity or whatever. I am just the chosen vessel, as long as I have it I have to play the role I'm given. While Gabriel... I am not sure, but i think he might just be the designated "villain" the angel in the sword created to make this game of his more interesting."
"Designated villain? That's silly." Lyra said. "Everyone has their own goals and reasons for them. Nobody's *actually* evil. It's just different goals butting heads."
"That said, I don't understand completely how it works. Its not like I gain much from being an angel, the effects are so subtle that they might as well be not there."
>Field too long!

>>22493176
You glance down to your gun, and you put it away as well. "Now, who wants breakfast?"
"I'll make breakfast." Kale said. "But I'll need Ariana's help. You can make bread, right?"
"Yeah, of course." Ariana said.
"Then let's get to it. I'm making the dragon meat into something." Kale said. "I'll need to grind it... and I got some cheese from the city..."
He and Ariana left, leaving Issy, Tannis, Cass, Lyra, and Astora sitting there. Tannis, by now, was in full feline form, purring on Isavla's lap, as she scratched her chin and ears and belly, purring loudly. Cass's eyes were half-lidded, and you were rather certain she was falling asleep.

>>22493176
Yeah, nobody's actually evil until they decide that the whole world and everyone in it isn't real and they have to destroy it to get out. Not evil in the slightest.

I love you sis, but you're fairly spoony.

>>22493219
Huh, she wouldn't let me do that. And she only let me pet her.

>>22493219
"Hey, Lyra, we should spar."

>>22493219

usually Tannis doesn't like getting her belly rubbed.

we should ask about Order life and what else Lyra has been up to and why she needed to speak to a nobilis.

>>22493219
"Phew. After that heated discussion... I think we are going to the sanctuary next? Any idea how to get there conveniently? Astora, hows your familiar doing?"

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>>22493219
>dragonburgers

>>22493219
"Hey, Tori, how's the flight coming along?"

>>22493219

guess we don't need to mount a rescue operation anymore.

>>22493314
cant go to sanctuary unitl ari has a familiar. thats kinda the point of the coming of age.

We could go without her. but that would be a bad idea, i think. we promised to see the journey through.

"Phew." You say. "After that heated discussion... I think we're going to the sanctuary next? Any idea how to get there conveniently?"
"We can't." Astora said. "Not until Ariana has her familiar. And I guess I could carry a wagon underneath my familiar, provided we take stops so I can rest."
"... What exactly is your familiar?" Lyra asked. "They're normally cats, or birds, aren't they?"
"Dragon." Astora said, grinning. "My familiar's a dragon."
"Speaking of which, Tori, how's the flight coming along?" You ask, as Lyra subtly pales.
"Flying over the ocean." She said. "No clue how long it will take until I see land."
"Guess we don't need to mount a rescue operation anymore."
"Good point." Astora said. "But I'm at least going to touch down. I want to show off, of course."

"Hey, Lyra, we should spar."
"That isn't a bad idea." She said, stretching. "But I don't want to use this sword. We'd cut eachother to ribbons."

The two of you end up outside the cabin, sticks of driftwood in your hands, Lyra's eyebrow raised. Issy and Astora were sitting on the cabin's porch, Tannis snoring in the councilor's hands, and Lyra licked her lips.
"Ready to lose, brother?"

>Roll for sparring!
>Also, witty one liner?

Rolled 25

>>22493419
Rolling

Rolled 31

>>22493419
Look! a three headed monkey!

Rolled 81

>>22493419
"Losing was not on the agenda."

>>22493419

that 81 sure looks tasty.

"about as much as you."

Rolled 56

>>22493419
"You feelin' lucky, punk?"

>>22493419
>"Ready to lose, brother?"
"I have many skills."

Rolled 48

>>22493419
"I don't EAT balls, I shit all over them!"

(+1 if you get the reference)

>>22493419
"I foresee no difficulty."

>>22493419
"Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something witty. [pause] Nothing comes to mind, let's do it."

>>22493569
this

>>22493419
"Your move, creep."

"Now, I suppose this is the time for me to say something witty." You say, and tilt your head. "Nothing comes to mind. Let's do it." Two bits of driftwood crashed together, and the battle was started.
Lyra became a blur, skipping around you, crashing the end of her stick against yours from every direction, almost too fast for you to parry. A powerful blow makes you stumble, and a sweeping leg knocked you down. You leap to your feet, and go back into the fray, but she's too fast, and as time went on, you started wearing down, and slowing, until another powerful blow knocks the driftwood out of your hands, her leg hooked around your ankle, and the hilt of her 'sword' crashed into your shoulder, knocking you back and to the ground.
The tip of the stick was already pointing at your throat.
"... That's how the order fights?" Isavla asked.
"No, that's how *I* fight." She said. "But I'm also used to Abel."
Lyra pulled you to your feet.

>>22493591
We lost with an 81?

>>22493591
Boop her on the head. "Well at least I don't have to buy you a gift now."

>>22493591
"Haha, thats why i told you guys that i'm a hunter, not a warrior. I could never win against Lyra. Though i am better at fighting dirty."

Pull her to the ground, make for a playfull scuffle.

Rolled 10

>>22493618
25 was first and it wasn't too bad of a loss

re match?

>>22493591
"Usually she just throws pinecones at my head and then tackles me."

>>22493681
He doesn't use first.
For things that we're good at, he uses best of first 3, which was an 81

>>22493700
-10 dice mod for her knowing our style

>>22493591

"good to know somethings never change."

>possible rematch or can we play with our new toy now?

>>22493700
so, Lyra has a bonus of +30 when fighting Abel?
lets hope we never meet as enemies.

You boop her on the head. "Usually she just throws pinecones at my head and then tackles me."
"And I won every time, big brother." She said, smushing your cheeks together again.
"That's why I told you guys that I'm a hunter, not a warrior. I could never win against Lyra."
"Turns out, I'm spectacularly good at swordfighting." Lyra said. "Natural talent, the armsmaster said, and sent me to Templar Crios. Hey, Issy, where did I leave my shield?"
"Back in the wagon."
"Right, okay. I have to remember to bring it with me all the time."
She left, and came back with a relatively small kite shield, strapped to her back.
"I think I could take you." Astora said.
"... Without using your magic?" Lyra asked.
"Without using my magic." Astora said.
"Fair enough- else I'd treat my weapon with Rosemary."

A minute later, Astora was panting, her broken driftwood on the ground, on her back.
"... That was much easier said than done." She said, panting.
"That breastplate slows you down too much." Lyra said. "And you're not strong enough to be a swordfighter."
"The breastplate is a keepsake." Astora responded. "It's not for fighting. And I know."

>>22493810
so wait, who won? Lyra?

"It looks pretty solid, I can't imagine it wouldn't protect you from being stabbed. How did you get it anyway?"

>>22493810
"I'm guessing no one here could beat Lyra on skill alone."

>>22493810
"You got what was coming for you, Tori. But seriously, most of the people in this group are spectacularily good at fighting."

>>22493842
Append, "If you don't mind my asking." to the end of that.

>>22493810

would like to know about the breastplate, seems like its important to her.

>>22493842

Lyra won.

Uh, didn't she get it with us around in the first place?

>>22493842
>Right, sorry I didn't make it clear- Lyra won.

"It looks pretty solid." You say. "I can't imagine it wouldn't protect you from being stabbed. How did you get it, if you don't mind me asking?"
"Barbarians gave it to me, one year." She said. "They treated me like a queen. With gifts and presents every year, for me and my familiar."
"You got what was coming for you, Tori." You say, and she shot you a withering glare, her claw twitching.
Kale and Ariana came out, with plates and... burgers, made out of dragon meat, with oxen cheese. Kale and Ari started chewing on spare cheese and bread, and handed it out to everybody.
"I'll wake Cassandra up." Astora said, getting to her feet and pouting back inside.
"That was fun." Lyra said.
"I'm guessing no one here could beat you on skill alone." You say.
"Well, if someone had more experience than me, that'd do it." Lyra said. "Templar Crios and the armsmaster could beat me, alongside most of the older templars... but I can beat even the younger ones, which is pretty awesome for an initiate like me. Templar Crios keeps trying to get me promoted because of it."

>>22493983
He wants more friends in positions of power, I suppose?

Take a mammoth bite out of the dragon burger.

>>22494043
This, but adding "Not that you don't deserve it, mind."

>>22493983
"Ahaha, i didn't know the templars were that good. Now i know that i have got to cheat if i ever have to."

>>22493983
"So, what's his plan when he gets peace declared with Witchtown?"

>>22494061
> ... if i ever have to fight one

>>22493983

that's impressive.
it is a strange but not all disappointing feeling, seeing you move up in the world.

time for food!

>>22493983
"Bet I'll beat you with my bow."

We should really test it out now, I want to see how it handles.

>>22494076

okay, my writing has abandoned me... i think. not to sure.
time for sleep.
good luck gentlemen!

"He wants more friends in positions of power, I suppose?"
"Well, yeah, that's the smart thing to do." She said, as you take a massive bite out of the dragon burger.
"Not that you don't deserve it, mind."
"I do need more experience, actually." She said.
"So, what's his plan when he gets peace declared with witchtown?"
"It's called Sanctuary." Ariana called up.
"We get Sanctuary to help that one warlock kick the Order out of the free cities, while Crios's faction sabotages our rosemary and silver supplies. When things come down to it, the witches and the shapeshifters surround Bastion, and then we should be strong enough to get to the gates and open them- especially with Crios's help. We crush the worst parts of the order, and then bring it back to what it should've been, back in Kristoph's day. No more killing beings for being magical, but only penalizing criminals. And Krakens and undead, but those are a given since they can't control themselves." Lyra said.
"That's impressive." You say. "It is a strange, but not all disappointing feeling, seeing you move up in the world."
"It's just as strange to see you surrounded by women." Lyra said. "Especially after that one girl in Berbrook you were chasing after..."

>>22494158
Whisper in her ear. "I am only just managing to not get torn to bits each day, this isn't easy!"

How's the burger?

>>22494158
"Apparently existentially challenged woodsmen who have magic angel swords and are too nice for their own good are a hit with the ladies. Honestly I blame Ariana, taking care of a girl like her makes me look like a better person than I am."

Rolled 6

>>22494158
I have absolute no idea what your talking about

hey look a a distraction (points behind her)

>>22494158
they're all after me gubbins.

>>22494158
"Weeeell, it just kinda, happend? I mean, the last man that offered to join me -discounting the elf, who is elvish- was Gabriel. I might have been traumatized."

>>22494158

>that probably ended poorly for us

ah to be young and stupid.

it's not like i went out of my way to attract them to me, it just sort of happened... Kale is here as well so it's not ONLY women.

"I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about." You say, and point behind her "Hey look, a distraction!"
"Pffsh." She said, and leaned close, taking a huge bite out of her own burger. "Come on. Astora may as well be a princess, and Cassandra was wearing nearly nothing. The shapeshifter was cute, too. I could see the looks they're giving you."
"I am only just managing to not get torn to bits each day. This isn't easy!"
"You took it upon yourself, man." She responded. "So... which do you prefer?"

>>22494308
"Hard to say, the only one I've actually kissed is Cass though."

>>22494308
Tori.

Don't give a reason.

>>22494308
"Honestly, i still have no idea. I like them all and i want them all to be happy. So i am kind of at an impasse here."

>>22494308
"err..."
Not sure if giving her a blank look or going "Look, another distraction!" is better.

Rolled 31

>>22494308
like I'd tell you that sis; especially cause if I say the others will tear me apart...literally...

>>22494308
>tora

>>22494308
"I do happen to like all of them. That being said I think one I prefer is Astora."

Or alternatively "It's you Lyra, you're the one I love." Just to fuck with her.

>>22494308
"That's a hard question. I guess Cass, but I like all three of them really."

>>22494308
"Cass. I kissed her, so it would feel cruel to go with anyone else."

Also, curse you for bringing it up again, Exa.

>>22494308
"Cass."
Alternatively "Well, if I tell you, you'll tell them, and then I'll end up missing limbs."

>>22494308
"That is the problem. I like all of them, and I don't want to hurt the two I don't pick by not picking them. I'm completely lost here."

>>22494308
Tori needs someone to talk to, Cass has DAT TAIL, Tannis I can't help but give skritches, and Kale's a great guy.

>>22494308
"Personally? Tori. But I like them all."

"That is the problem." You say. "I like all of them, and I don't want to hurt the two I don't pick by not picking them. I'm completely lost here."
"... Just do what I'd do." She said, and shrugged, before giving you a grin. "Pick all three. You can't go wrong that way, nobody would be left out, and your night life... That's the best option. Obviously."

>>22494308
>[X] Astora

>>22494467
"But what about you then?"

>>22494467
"That's the gamblers option though, bet on all three and I might lose all three."

>>22494467
"...That would probably get me killed."

>>22494467
"Tell you what. You get to be the one to suggest that, while I stand well away."

>>22494467
Three? You forget Kale. He's after me too, I think.
>>22494490
this

>>22494467
"And what makes you think they'd all go along with that instead of murdering me?"

>>22494504
and feign ignorance."

>>22494490
>>22494504
Those two!

"... That would probably get me killed." You say. "Tell you what. You be the one to suggest that, while I stand well away and feign ignorance."
"Well, that's no fun." She said, and sighed, going back to their burgers.

Astora and Cass came out, Cass rubbing at her eyes, and Ariana gave the two of them burgers.
"Oh, also." Astora said, with a smirk. She closed her eyes, and spread her arms.

You hear a bellowing roar, and something enormous and red came streaking from the sky, smashing into the ground, claws digging into the grass. It was a powerful machine of muscle and scales, with enormous wings and a bladed tail, teeth shining and sharp. It's eyes met yours, and Astora's eyes looked on.

Lyra, meanwhile, was running, sword in hand, scrabbling at a crossbow in her bag.
"Calm down, that's me." Astora called. "My familiar."
"I, uh, haha, knew that!" Lyra said, scratching at her head.

>>22494588
"No you didn't."

>>22494588
Just in time for dragonburgers!

Stick a dragon burger in the dragon's mouth.

>>22494588
Hug the bigger scaly tail

>>22494634
nah.

>>22494588
"So, what do you say, is this one bigger or smaller than old scaleface?"

>>22494634
Heh this

>>22494588
"Woo!"

>>22494588
"Suuuuure ya did, Sis."

"No you didn't." You say, and pelt a dragonburger at the dragon, who catches it with a snap of her teeth.
"No I didn't." Lyra admitted, face red.
"So, what do you say, is this one bigger or smaller than old scaleface?"
"Smaller." Astora said. "Much smaller. Scaleface was *big*. I'm only big enough to carry maybe two or three people, if I don't count myself."
Carefully, warily, though you knew that this was Astora, you made your way closer, and gave the dragon a hug.
It looked down at you, sighed, and then the tail wrapped around you, flinging you onto her back.
"Have fun." Astora said, and with a running start, leaped onto her familiar's back, in front of you. "And hang on, or I might drop you."
The dragon's wings spread, and launched into the air.

>>22494634
Nope.

Rolled 52

>>22494730
Oh dear.

Rolling to not fall off

>>22494730
"NOPENOPENOPE HELP I WASN'T READY!!!"

Let's be secretly afraid of heights. Every hero needs a weakness.

>>22494730
"Into the clouds!"

>>22494760
Our weakness is that we're so fucking nice we can't pick a woman.

>>22494730
>Scaly Tail Status
>[ ] Not Touched
>[ ] Touched
>[x] Why can't I hold all dis tail

>>22494482
Bad anon. No incest.

>>22494817
She gets Kale and Leez.
not like she'd mind sharing anyway

>>22494845
I don't think Lyra really is the sort to get locked down with someone.

>>22494730
Hold on as tight as we dare. See how well we did the scale carving, and how it compares to the real thing.

"Nope nope nope help I wasn't ready!" You say, scrabbling to find something to hang on to. Slowly, you start to slip. Astora sighed, leaned back, and wrapped her claw around your waist, pulling you back with her claw. "Calm down. I won't be doing loops or anything, I promise. I said I'd take you flying someday, and that's what I'm doing. I'll be gentle."
You close your eyes, take a deep breath, ignoring the pounding sound coming from the dragon's wings as they beat at the air, and then look down at Lys, the surrounding farms, and finally, Tannis's cabin, and the coast of the ocean.
"Into the clouds!" You say. Astora's familiar's head twisted back and shot you a grin, and her body nodded, as the wings started beating faster, taking you upward, and into the cloud. You instantly get damp as droplets of water splash into you. Astora raises her arms, hanging on with her thighs, and laughs. You hang on tightly with your arms and legs, and luckily, you don't get knocked off.

Once above cloud level, the dragon leveled, and the wings slowed.
"So." Astora said, suddenly twisting entirely around, apparently perfectly at home on top her familiar. "What do you think?"
You look down at the thick 'ocean' of clouds, through which you could hardly see Lys.

>>22494918
"This is...amazing. You are amazing."

>>22494918
It's... wow.

So far up.

Censored for lewd:Hold her hand.

>>22494918
"This is amazing!"

>>22494918
This is kind of awesome.

Rolled 1

>>22494918
I think I was always meant for the ground....

not that this isn't exhilarating...but I was meant for walking...

>do a barrel roll and then see if we can tag tannis' house with the resulting vomit.

>>22494981
Holy shit. I think we just broke reality with that roll. Eldritch abomination time.

>>22494981
no thank you

>>22494981
no.
Even if that had been a nat 100

>>22494918
Can you do loops? Surely you'd fall off.

>Please don't leave your dice on, monotreeme. I won't take any nat 100s or nat 1s or anything.

"It's... wow." You say. "This is... amazing. You're amazing."
"I know." She said, shooting you a grin.
"Can you do loops? Surely you'd fall off."
"I've fallen off before, but there's a trick to staying on." She said, sidling backwards into you, her back pushing against your chest. "Right under here, where the scales turn into belly, you can hook your feet underneath- don't worry, it won't hurt me, I've done this way too much to get hurt- and then I normally hang onto the spikes on my shoulders in front of me... but there's nothing you can hang onto. Unless... you hang onto me."
She shot you another grin.

>>22495134
"Ohohoh"
Hang on to her.

>>22495134
Wrap our arms around her waist like we're on the bitch seat of a motorcycle. Say with a huge grin, "Cheeky."

>>22495134
It'd just be easiest to ignore monos rolls.

>>22495134
I see how it is. I guess I'll have to then, what a shame.

How fast can this thing go?

>>22495215
Top speed: 2fast4us

>>22495227
Won't know until we try!

Let's swoop at Cassandra, Tori'll enjoy that.

"Ohohoh." You say, leaning forward and wrapping your arms around her waist. "Cheeky."
"Yep." She said.
"How fast can this thing go?"
"Fast." She said, and with a roar, the dragon suddenly dove downward, folding it's wings up behind you, and screaming out of the sky, barreling downward. Once again, you splash through the clouds, and fall out of the sky. You involuntarily cling to Astora more tightly, and she wiggled her hips, looking back at you with another grin. Your stomach jumps into your throat, but you just barely manage not to vomit, as the dragon's wings spread. You hear the wings crack like one's fingers, and the dragon's entire frame trembles below you, as Astora giggled to herself, red-faced, and the dragon tore out of the dive, everything blurring by so fast that you could hardly see ahead, wind blowing into your eyes. Astora didn't even *try* to look ahead, closing her eyes tightly and covering them with an arm, and the dragons lean in a long, leisurely turn, bleeding off speed.
"There." She said, giggling, as she drifted through the air, toward the cabin, which was still surprisingly far below. "I almost wanted to do a loop, but I promised I'd be gentle."

>>22495307
"But I want to do a loop now!"

>>22495307
I- I - I am very very glad that you didn't. I'll need at least a day's warning before that. And prefereably something less delicious then dragonburgers. Wouldn't want to waste them.

This is awesome.

>>22495307
"That was spectacular, you're amazing. How do you ever walk when you can do this? You just feel so free."

Props to Exa for running this so much.

Other people take a week or more for one thread.

>>22495375
>I did it daily, before Vale Quest.

"That was spectacular. You're amazing. How do you ever walk when you can do this? You just feel so free."
"I haven't ever walked anywhere before." She responded. "Unless it was somewhere my familiar couldn't fit. Until Ariana's Coming of Age, I mean."
She looked down to Ariana, and waved back, when the girl waved up. She didn't descend quite yet, instead soaring leisurely above the cabin, before suddenly lifting her legs, and twisted around, riding the dragon backward to face you, and fiddled with the ribbon tying her hair into a long ponytail, and then nodded, closing her eyes, as she went rather pale.
"Okay, um." She said, uncomfortably. "I uh, don't know how to say this, but..."
She shook her head. "Okay. I dragged you up here so that I could have this talk without getting interrupted, so, um, here it is. Here's the talk. I'm very fond of you, Abel."

>>22495477
>Oh, and forgot to greentext this.

>WAT SAY?

>>22495477
"I...like you too, Tori. I like you a lot."

>>22495477
"...I know, Tori. And I'm fond of you too, but I can't just abandon Cass like that."

>>22495477
You know I'd feel a lot better about this if we weren't flying through the sky and she could kill us with a though, or the lack of one if she startled us!

Take her hand.
"You have said that before you know, but you were drunk, or on rosemary, so I wasn't sure if you meant it."

"How fond are we talking?"

>>22495477
"I'm very fond of you too Tori, but... I can't commit to you in good conscience after what I've told Cass."

>>22495477
Put a hand on her shoulder, and press out forehead to hers.
"I know, I am too. I'm also fond of Cass and Tannis.
I've been putting off that...decision, because every time I think about being with one of you, I also see the crestfallen faces of the other two."
Hug her.
"I'm just too goddamn soft and weak to hurt someone like that. Forgive me, I still haven't made a choice."

>>22495518
>>22495597
Can we put off the rejection for just one more post, and decide then? I want to see what else she says first.

>>22495477
Yes sweet okay I agree

>>22495477
"I feel the same."

>>22495634
Then let's use >>22495549

I vote in the positive

"You have said that before, you know, but you were drunk, or on rosemary, so I wasn't sure if you meant it." You say.
"I did." She responded.
"How fond are we talking?"
"Uh. F-fond enough that that kiss back when you carved my hand was less a reward for you than it was for me?" She asked, still pale, and gave you a nervous smile.

>>22495708
"I wouldn't say that."

Take and kiss her hand.

Let's do this, fellows!

>>22495708
Hug
"I'm very fond too, you know."

>>22495708
Voting to repeat my own post here:
>>22495614

>>22495708
"I'm fond of you too, but I can't just abandon Cass like that."

>>22495614
this

>>22495614
This.

>>22495787
Ok, we get it, you want Cass.

>>22495708
Kiss the girl

>>22495708
"Yeah...I am quite fond of you as well, Tori."

>>22495787
Oh, and just to clear things up, this is a repost of >>22495518 and shouldn't be counted twice.

>>22495708
"And I'm fond of you. I'm at an impasse here, you're beautiful, you're amazing, I care deeply for you, I like everything about you.

I also like Cass and Tannis, and Ariana but not romantically, and I know that no matter who I choose I'll make two people I care for unhappy, so I've been putting the decision off. And I can't think of a way out of it, I know that delaying is bad but I just don't know what to do.

But I like you quite a bit." Then give her a chaste kiss.

Look, guys, if we don't act now we void hte Tori choice. She won't take rejection and roll with it. There won't be another choice. If you like Tori, then say yes now.

I've already voted, just talking now.

>>22495708
Like I said, she's the most assertive post-waifu wars, so let's just ship with her so we can put that past behind us. Goddamn.

Rolled 18

Rolling to convince her it's not cheating if it's an elf.

>>22495708
Hug her tightly.
"I'm not really sure what to say."

Hey Exabutt, which one would be best in bed? I'm voting for Tori until I get confirmation to this question.

>>22495877
obv tantan

>>22495877
Probably Cass because of fitness, or Tannis because of instinct.

Tori's rather unfit, and the claw could get in the way.

>>22495877
Human fireplace gives best night-hugs

>>22495877
Probably Tannis. Everyone has said that Maenaeds are the best lay you'll ever have if you can survive.

>>22495877
ari

>>22495771
Putting my weight behind this.

>>22495787
this

>>22495614
id throw this, best worded :3

>>22495708
Mid-air kiss collision

>>22495877
Tannis is probably the most energetic about it, Cass would probably be the most nervous but she's got dat scaly tail and fit body to help her, Astora would give damn good cuddles, she is warm as hell. Also Tannis would be worried about hurting us, Cass has a couple body image issues and would be nervous, but Astora would just enjoy it with us.

>>22495708
"That fond eh?"
Give her the best hug we can muster

I think the only way out of this might be to just jump off.(not a vote)

>Okay, I'll cut votes here and start counting.

>>22495614
Get this shit over with already

>>22495966
Aw, I didn't get time to post. Now we're gonna lose her .

I've got five dollars on Tori being out of the running on this. Come on, lets make this a betting game.

>>22496043
No bet, i've already wagered my heart.

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>I LOVE TIE VOTES. SO MUCH. Had to let things run an extra five minutes to unbalance it.

"... I wouldn't say that." You say, clasping your hand around her talon.
She paled visibly, eyes widening.
"That fond, eh?" You ask, and give her a hug, while she was frozen there.
"That's uh, um." She said, tripping over her own words. "... Not what you said in the dream of truth last night."
"I'm very fond of you too, you know." You say, and she grinned at you.

>>22496043
What are the odds? I mean come on, we can't bet without odds!

>>22496059
KISS
THE
GIRL

>>22496059
"Oh? How many Dreams *have* you had about me?"

>>22496059
cheating isn't cool guys.

>>22496059
Kiss the girl. Kiss the girl right on the lips.

"Did I do that in the dream? Do you dream about me a lot?"

>>22496070
Well after Exa's post here >>22496059 I'm putting the odds at 2:1 that Tori stays around.

>>22496080
>>22496097
Cass is gonna kill uuuus.

>>22496099
I'll take those odds. I'll put down ten that she stays.

>>22496059
You shouldn't trust the dreams so much. Like I said, they are what you make of them.

>>22496109
That's what I said.
I wonder how many samefags are in that vote?

>>22496059
"Still feel like doing a loop?"

>>22496059
I'm a little sad Cass didn't win. But i guess i can get over it in time.

>>22496097
>>22496080
No. No no no no no no.
No.
You fucking morons.

>>22496059
Don't kiss her! No, back out! I'd rather keep our hide.

>>22496080
>>22496097
Hell no, no no. No. Nein.

>>22496159
Cass won't. Especially since these chucklefucks are trying to cheat on her.

bahahahaha i called t, i knew you were gonna rail us right into astora, not that im not fond of this decision i just think its a little fucked up to cass. i mean we kissed her and said all these things making her one way and you pushed us all into tori. whatevs im fucking happy this is over. kiss her right on the fucking lips and seal this shit

>>22496059
The amount of pain and whining from people this will cause will be hilarious.

That said, Kiss the girl

>>22496182
That's what I'm sayin' man! Already made our decision. Not like she has anything left but us and the group.

>>22496059
Kiss the girl, it's well worth it.

Kiss her. Huehuehuehueuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuehuehue.

No, don't fucking kiss the girl.
We might as well get the fuck out of town with sisters if we do that.

Don't do it man, don't do it!

>>22496250
This.
Tannis will feel like outsider again, especially after we did.
Cass will either physically torture the shit out of us, or just break completely emotionally, considering that if we do this she's lost everything in her life.

Let's take her for a date around town, and decide if we want to kiss her there. You know, out of sight of the people on the ground.

>>22496277
Not with the power of speech.

So much drama. Can we just go back to dragonburgers and angelic mysteries, while trying to jumpstart the gunpowder revolution?

>>22496277
I have to agree. If we do this then we do it slowly and make sure the Cass and Tannis understand whats goin on before we just go and start making out in front of them.

>>22496059
The tears, it is brilliant!