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Dare any others attempt the sanic game >>22547267?

This is me trying Bob. Fucking Bob the Hedgehog.

"Decided to blow off steam today by making a Sonic OC. His name is Blitz Bob the Hedgehog and he’s a magic knight (Cloud taught him how to use materia after Maleficent and Sephiroth killed Blitz Bob’s father, who was a powerful keyblader and l’cie). Blitz Bob is on a quest to avenge his father, but along the way he falls in love with his mate Omega Prower, who is my boyfriend’s OC and Tails’ older brother. IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GAY ROMANCE THEN JUST FUCK OFF, I DON’T WANT TO HEAR YOUR OPINION. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY."

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MAY AS WELL POST SOME SHIT I HAVE FOR EXACTLY THESE KINDS OF THREADS.

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>>22551476
>Blitz Bob

holy shit

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>>22551501
PART 2/2

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GENTLEMEN, OUR MAGIC QUEEN HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED. I HAVE PREPARED A PLAN; WE MUST DISGUISE OURSELVES AS EARTHLING HIGH SCHOOLERS AND FLIRT.

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.

>>22551526
>Vampire
>Can tan
>Vegetarian
I don't even

>>22551556
lol thats fucking hilarious.

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>>22551476
I tried button mashing to try to beat it. "rtfs the hedgehog". Surely nothing would...

>Bleam the hedgehog
hes male
hes engaged to a hedgehog named virgil
his power is to move planets and stars and can cause destruction to planets as well such as ( hurricanes; earthquakes; etc)
when hes angry it rarely happens.. but hell turn black and parts of his body will glow and probably can uncontrollably destroy the entire galaxy ^ ^;;;......ehhh. ANYWAY I HOPE YOU LIKE HIM!

I don't think I can do this anymore. Without typing out some long intelligible string of letter like "dinsdvklsdnvlksd" there are always results. Always. These motherfuckers are everywhere.

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HEY GUYS, REMEMBER ALL THOSE SCP CREEPYPASTAS? SURE WOULD MAKE A GREAT GAME, RIGHT? TOO BAD THIS CHARACTER WAS IN A GAME ABOUT ANDROID SPECIAL FORCES.

OH AND IT'S FUCKING DUMB. HE CHASED 173 AROUND FOR THREE HOURS ON A MILITARY BASE.

>>22551608
You bastard...

>>22551608
Jesus, 220 IQ. Bit of an overcompensation. Also Kane from C&C only had an IQ of 192 and he was a fucking alien.

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>>22551626
I HAVE STARED INTO THE ABYSS, AND THE ABYSS STARED BACK.

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>>22551608
>human form
>founder and leader of the SCP "foudation"

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I tried playing the Sanic Game...

>>22551501
>Age: 15,000 (but looks around 15)
Do you know what annoys me about this?
Not the implausibly grandiose age. But the fact that the implausibly grandiose age is taken as a perfect figure 15,000 years old exactly, but the appearance is vaguely "around" 15.

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Gather ye round, while I tell you an awful story. This will take a significant number of posts.
First, the context: this was a character profile for a Black Rock Shooter themed RP on byond (yes, byond, you know where this thread is going). The character skeleton contained only these things as requirements: name, age, species (due to it being fairly blobby), the faction they belonged to, their weapons (up to three), any special abilities, and a personality and history section. For most people, these could be done in 2-3 posts (the forum on RP Unlimited only allows posts of up to 2000 words). This one was *20 posts long*... and it *still wasn't finished*. Now, let's begin. Square brackets are my own notes for context.

>Name: Ayako
>Age: Twenty-Two (22)
>Gender: Female
>Race: Human
>Faction: White Rock [designated villains]
>Personality: The Silent Type, the sort to stab you in the neck while you aren't looking simply because you annoyed her type and to top it off, the type that will be utterly confusing when her true feelings surface and express themselves.
>Weapons: Basic
>Ikari to Wazawai {Wrath and Woe}
>(Custom Built Pistols, Given)
>Taiyou no Rakka {Falling of the Sun}
>Tsukino Shutsu {Rising of the Moon}
>(Swords, Taiyou no Rakka being the first sword given while Tsukino Shutsu is the bi-polar half of the first blade, yet to make a appearance)

>>22551608
>173
>the fucker that moves so fast it's basically teleportation
>the fucker that uses said speed to snap peoples' necks
>he chased it
>HE
>chased IT

I suddenly feel a great urge to slap someone's shit.

>>22551608
The fact he even used that image would have gotten him instantly banned permanently from anything I run.

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>>22551608
THIS IS OVER THE LINE
YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH THE SCP FOUNDATION

bet that faggot only played SCP: Containment Breach.

>>22551661
>(optional): Satan's daughter

This is the first Mary Sue I've seen with an off button.

>>22551660
Wait, when did we learn he was an alien?

>>22551697
problems with anime pics, or just that series/character? just curious, don't mean to rustle and jimmies here.

>>22551679
[Wrath and Woe description, FIRST post. Has a poorly-made golden text header]
>Wrath
>A pistol, having a ultimate possibility for planet-devastating strength. Except all of it's powers are sealed, in which each portion is sealed within specific parts and pieces of a material embedded in the parts of the weapon. As the potential is unlocked, other's grow dim and lose their energy as it is drawn upon to activate other abilities.
>Current Stage: Base
>Stages
>Base
>In essence, it's just a standard custom built pistol. It's appearance is similar to that of the M1191 Colt, which is about where everything changes. Internally, everything is there yet it isn't for the inventor had basically placed a sense of a illusion within the pistol to hide how it works. This is why it maintains the image of such a normal weapon in this form. In color, it is a painted Maroon hue, a metallic appearance accompanying this color. On the right side of the barrel, it's name is placed in a silver hue.
>Stage One, Beyond Saving
>Wrath's Eye
>As the strength of Wrath is discovered and pulled upon, a morphing of the metal occurs. On the top of Wrath now appears in essence a sight, with the capability of bringing a clear sight of a target up to ten meters away, which appears to be warped into the metal of the barrel's top. As a result, no shells seem to be launched when the weapon is fired now.
[Apparently they don't do metric well.]

>>22551679
>(Swords, Taiyou no Rakka being the first sword given while Tsukino Shutsu is the bi-polar half of the first blade, yet to make a appearance)

How can such insanity exist?

>>22551735
jesus christ, why would you have a maroon gun
i mean seriously
fuck

>>22551735
[Wrath & Woe description, second post]
>Wrath's Desire
>In similarity to Wrath's Eye, the weapon instead stays unchanged while it insteads gains the power of the inventor, a aura that carries a physical force behind it. When the weapon known as Wrath is fired, the bullet is accompanied by a purple cyclone following behind it, literally putting a punch into the bullet, the strike the equivalent of a punch. This alone will in most cases knock a target over or force more staggering if neither has occured from just the bullet alone.
>Drawback of Wrath's Desire: Every shot pulls on the very source of life and strength of Ayako, her sword. If not given enough time to recover the lost energy. If too much is used, Ayako will be placed in a coma-like state that lasts about three times the amount of time required to recover the energy in the first place.
>Stage Two, A Darker Mind
>To Let Live, or To Let Suffer
>Pulling upon more and more of the hidden potential of Wrath, the weapon gains a more dangerous appearance as barrel and grip become much longer and the trigger gains a companion, a much smaller brother. The Maroon color in this form lightens to a paler shade. In this form, Wrath can now fire two shots with a single pull of the main trigger, while the secondary trigger is the one required for single shots.
>Drawbacks of this Choice: Damage is reduced, while the weapon now pulls a extremely minor and unnoticeable flow of energy from Ayako to maintain the form and capabilities granted.

>>22551686
He had 173 actually run around doing nothing, then ram through the reinforced door to that one stair SCP. Then he and I (I was playing a normal army grunt) had to go after it. I stopped posting in that game soon after.

>>22551697
Forgive me for being ignorant, but what's wrong with that particular anime image? Too generic?

>>22551679
>byond
ahahahahahahahahaaaaa
FUCK

>>22551751
Intelligent weapon, perhaps? Alternatively, it's a sword with multiple forms that hinge on the wielder's state of mind?

>>22551757
bayonetta seems to get by fine with hers.

>unpoopen that
i'm sorry captcha, but these are beyond saving.

>>22551759
[Wrath & Woe description, third post]
>Sanctuary of the Maroon Fluid
>In the event of choosing this path for Wrath, there is no visible changes besides the darkening of Wrath's color. The only change is to the bullets that it fires, which causes the ejected bullets to be adorned with spikes in a design to keep it's flight path straight and true without interfering. The moment that a single one of these bullets strikes a organic target and causes blood to flow, a pulse of Ayako's life is flashed through the exposed blood, causing it to suddenly fly in the opposite direction, in most cases landing on the owner of the blood. Once this occurs, the blood undergoes a sense of freezing, stiffening itself and causing a sort of barrier against movement on the places that it lands on.
>Drawbacks of this Path: Ayako's life can be put in danger quickly if she develops a trigger finger, as there is no choice in whether this ability occurs with the bullets or not.
>Stage Three, The Voices shall call out . .
>Wrath's True Voice
>As the final barrier to the essence of Wrath is removed, his entire mind becomes open and clear, which is noted in the appearance of the pistol, practically turning itself into a short barreled rifle. In this form, each shot gains a concussive force capable of blasting holes in entire walls or if flimsy enough, entire WALLS off of buildings.

>>22551774

IT'S THE FREEFORM ROLEPLAY EQUIVALENT OF MAKING A DWARF NAMED "DWARF DWARFBEARD" WHO LIKES ALE AND HAMMERS.

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>mfw I read all of these stories
>they cane only be described as horror stories

>>22551759
>a secondary trigger
>less of a drawback than the first form
>fires two bullets at once
the /k/ in me wants to shank a bitch

>>22551814
Back of the line.

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SEVEN GOD FUCKING BILLION VAMPIRES. THEY EXPECT TO FEED THEM ALL. THE MATH JUST DON'T WORK.

>>22551728
He always was an alien. In C&C3 the Scrin say that they have his genetic markers or something in their databanks and their Overseer wanted to investigate earth more and prepare a invasion force.

The whole point of the Tiberium saga was because of Kane's want to leave earth so that he could return to wherever he is from. His goal was to propogate the spread of tiberium and cause the liquid tiberium explosion needed to alert the Scrin who were in suspended animation off the orbit of uranus, they would land and build their massive towers and from theses towers they can go to alien worlds. Kane's escape route.

>>22551786
[Wrath & Woe description, fourth post, continues directly from previous post]
>Drawbacks of this Choice: The Magazine for the weapon can only hold four bullets, while each shot pulls enough energy from Ayako that if she is untrained on how to control the energy from her sword, it will drop her to her knees and dead-lock her body for several moments. Or downright Comatose her for at least a week. Or in a extreme case . . Kill her.
>Arm of Wrath
>In this form, Wrath abandons the appearance of a gun instead in favor to that of a sword. When wielded and pulled upon Wrath's mind, a dark aura encompasses the blade in the color of it's original color while it can also swing the very Life-Energy that Ayako's entire arsenal of weapons and abilities draws upon.
>Drawbacks of this Decision: The loss of a ranged weapon, while also opening entirely new and quick possibilities to run Ayako to her limits.
>Description for AoW: In essence, the sword is just merely a piece of metal that holds the shape of a short-sword, minus the handle or handguard. Instead, the bottom had been ground short and thin, before being wrapped by blackened bandages.

>>22551783
Utter insanity, weapons cant have a primitive mind unless they are missiles or bullets.

>>22551841
That was JUST Wrath. Remember, it has a twin handgun, Woe, and we're just getting to that. Wrath & Woe *fifth* post, Woe enters.

>Woe
>Current Stage: Base
>As the practical twin sister of Wrath in form, Woe is in a basic sense, the exact same as Wrath except for key elements and changes in her abilities and what she was created for. Defense and massive enhancements to the user was the entire point to her creation, yet the inventor was promptly killed after her birth.
>Stages
>Base
>In essence, this pistol is the exact same as Wrath except for just a few changes. It's appearance is a bright white color, while it's name is written in the color of Wrath on the left side of the barrel.
>Stage One, That laughter is not of a Child's . .
>Woe's Laughter
>Woe, such a sadistic girl, has decided to allow Ayako a special gift. The gift of her voice being in every bullet that leaves her body. This means that every time that Woe is fired, Ayako's burden of Energy consumption is lifted by a minor replacement of her Life Energy from her sword, though the increase is unnoticed when the shot misses. When a bullet strikes a target, depending on whether the bullet lodges or not, the bullet stays in contact with Ayako to transfer just a bit of the blood back towards her. When this occurs, the energy starts to recover minor wounds on her body though it can not be used to fuel Wrath.
>Drawbacks on this Choice: Woe can end up deciding to hold this gift out, or it can accidently just fling the energy back at Ayako damaging her.

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MEET ASH. NOT THE RADICAL ASH KETCHEM, THIS GUY'S ASH LIKE FROM A FIRE WHEN HIS HOME BURNED DOWN. IN SOME GAMES, HE'S A VAMPIRE. IN OTHERS, HIS SPECIES IS LITERALLY LISTED AS FAIRY.

>>22551857
[Wrath & Woe sixth post]
>The love of Woe
>When Woe's body is restored to the strength it has, she returns the favor by granting her 'love' onto Ayako, in which case means that her strength with every shot increases the more wounded that Ayako has become. It's this very sense of 'Tough Love' that Woe thinks will make her stronger.
>Drawbacks of this Choice: The strength is not present till Ayako is half-way to death, and then it starts to multiply it's strength. The problem with this is, how the hell is Ayako suppose to aim if she's getting closer and closer to death and her body is reacting to the wounds.
>Stage Two, Let's play and never leave~!
>Woe, To Play or to Kill
>In a extremely odd fashion, Woe's second stage doesn't present a choice. Instead, it makes it's choice, because it doesn't need help! None, not one bit. In this change and stage, the barrel of Woe grows longer while it's appearance takes on a more silvery appearance. With every shot, in a utterly useless fashion, a cast of sparkles and a blast of music is followed with every shot.
>Downside of this choice: It. Will. Be. Annoying. As. Fuck. Not to mention this stage is practically just a Appearance and Effect 'upgrade'..

Jesus Christ, I thought the character I made when I was 5 (a mix of Doctor Strange and some Pulp Heroes) was awful, but this...
What the actual fuck.

>>22551854
I saw a TV show once where a motorcycle had a primitive mind. Because they put a horse brain in it. Could we put horse brains in our guns?

>>22551825
Where is this? What website is this from?

>>22551896
A gun that fires horse brains?

>>22551886
[Wrath & Woe, seventh post...]

>Stage Three, 'Wrath, please take my hand and spin~!'
>In this stage, Woe is such a reliant girl. She depends on the final choice capable of being made for his form for her own to change, in which case two opportunities occur.
>Woe, Gun of Insanity
>Woe, having taken notice of Wrath's sword appearance, becomes a much more thicker yet polished and overall better appearing pistol. In this form, her silver exterior becomes even more well-'Colored' and makes herself gain more pride. With this pride, her strength increases to the point that she can let loose the volleys of her song in the sense of being capable of firing off entire clips in just one or two trigger pulls, each note and melody her voice creating pulling on Ayako's Life. Another strange effect of this, is that her non-wielded form in the shape of a ring which can be used to bring forth the pistol near instantly for use.
>Downside of this choice: Ayako's life can easily be placed in a critical condition if the multi-shot capability is used to a over-used extent.
>Woe, Blade of Misery
>If Wrath takes on his rifle form, Woe pretty much steals his spot-light as a sword, rather a sword more elegant than Wrath's sword appearance. In this form, she can be moved in a line going in a vertical manner before coming back up in the center, forming a shield that covers out in a half-circle.
>Downside of this form: The form of the shield takes barely any initial life-energy from Ayako, but takes more and more as damage occurs to the shield.

>tfw your first roleplaying character was on a real-time chat site, and was a smokin' hot military test pilot with Akira's motorcycle that constantly trucked around a giant gun.
>Played for two posts before shamed by a GM into quitting.

I was like 11, but I deserved it.

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>>22551896
No, but we can put a dog brain in one.

Pic very related.

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>>22551882
Actually, come to think of it, I have a story about the game he's from. I'll tell you guys later; I'm gonna go eat first.

>>22551896
Well there are softwares in certain ammunition and weapons systems. Like the point defence guns on carriers are run by soemthing called Sentry 3.7 which automatically tracks targets if it be boats or missiles and engages with a modified gau-10. Ofcourse there is a huma overseers for each battery fo them.

>>22551942
Good thing too. Without those overseers, well...

We Skynet now.

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>>22551912
Now, that's it for the guns, but just in case you thought it was over, there's still her sword. This post has a 'renaissance novel' type header, with the T and the R done in a flowery embossed style.

>Taiyou no Rakka
>In a basic sense, this sword is the weapon that is most easily and commonly seen with Ayako. It possesses a oddity in the form of it's appearance, that being in the fact that it's handguard is a opposite mirroring it's name. In the shape of a crescent moon, facing down towards the hilt. Running the idea of the shape back towards the blade, on the side that possesses the edge and cutting side, a portion that runs up till about the center is present. This is what holds the blade together altogether as well allows a sense of a conduit. Inside of that place is a series of unseen or unheard of crystals in which the crafter of the blade placed, before linking it to the newborn child's soul, also known as Ayako. This is where all life-energy and strength for her abilities and natural strength come from.
>It whispers of a second shape, one of a opposite form of it's own. This is the form of the twin Brother, in which it is a literal opposite in everything about the weapon in terms of appearance. [This line was italicized.]
>Styles and Stances
>Ayako has gathered several styles and stances that are based on the weapons that she is currently wielding or whether she is even holding a weapon. Depending on her path towards unlocking her actual strength and potential, she is unaware of two 'Hidden Art' styles that she possesses, each that will make it present itself when the strength and energy needed for them are there and she opens her minds to her weapons, allowing them to move her limbs till she learns.
>Sway of Metal and Edge
>The Dual Symphonies
>Dance of the Elusive
>Final Art, Allow the Blade and Gun Speak
>Final Art, When the Twin displays Life

>>22551526
>File name

And we appreciate you for it sir

>>22551926
Many of us have been there man. Though shaming a GM into quitting with only two posts is quite an achievement...

>>22551958
Now we've moved on into the designated abilities segment. This is where it gets even worse.

>Life Energy
>The very fact that Ayako's own body can't rely on it's own current of energy means that she needs her sword to stay alive in a sense to keep up with the style of combat she follows.
>Bullet Craft: Creation
>Drawing either Wrath or Woe while they possess a gun form and holding them towards the sky, a rain of bullets can either form themselves in the form of clips for the weapons or literally fall as individual bullets for attacks and other forms of abilities and moves.
>Bullet Craft: Impossible Form
>Taking on the basis of BC:C, Ayako can turn the bullets into a vague and spiritual base, she can increase their damage at the cost of more life-energy.
>Bullet Craft: Explosive Deconstruction
>A much advanced ability of Ayako, she can hold her hand up and hold a single bullet. Most would think this to be a simple and useless gesture till she snaps her fingers while the bullet still remains between her fingers, and ends up setting the bullet off at the speed of a actually fired bullet. The use of this can backfire easily though and most times leaves the hand wounded in the sense of shrapnel and burn marks, along with the energy consumption for a low expertise level of use.
>Art of the Sword: Single Hand
>Ayako's main preference of using a sword in the form of a single hand while her other remains open and free to perform other actions. This in itself means that her attacks are not always a hundred percent in strength as well as it also allowing for her to be disarmed easily.

It would have to be a really large barrel to fire horse brains, plus there's the whole ethics of reloading.

>>22551993
>Art of Ballistics: Pistols: Dual Wield
>This is the ability granted to Ayako by Wrath and Woe, as it would be obvious that she would be proficient in their use. In this fashion, it simply means that Ayako doesn't use both hands to hold a single gun, instead holding Wrath and Woe in a respective hand allowing for her to fire off both guns at once in a sense. In hindsight, it doesn't really allow for accuracy until her arm becomes a rigid stable body, as well as Ayako having time to even aim.
>Art of Body Movement: Elusive Limbs
>Going out of the way to flex her body and muscles to the point of near breaking and or dislocation or even worse, she has gotten to a point of being familiar with the way her body can bend as well as being able to understand her limits as well as knowing how far she may be able to go without any severe consequences. It's unclear of what her true limits are, due to the fact that they can change at any given time.
>Reckless Act: Boost
>Pulling on the life energy of her own, Ayako forms a large shell of a magnitude equivalent to that used on larger caliber weapons, nigh close to that of tanks and rockets, in which she sheathes every single one of her weapons before starting to sprint while tossing the shell behind her. The result is a blast and a shockwave. The shockwave in itself is the plus part of this, pushing Ayako further. The negative portion of this is the high chance of shrapnel and burn damage that can occur. In a visually bonus, it can appear as if she appears right from the blast itself, trailing fire and smoke behind her.

>>22551993
>needing your sword to live
>willingly putting yourself in a position to be disarmed easily

WHY

>>22552028
>Reckless Act: Sword, Bullet, SKIP!
>Taking her main sword and throwing it up into the air, Ayako immediantly jumps into the appropriate stance before starting to leap up into the air with the sword as she draws Wrath and Woe, and starts to fire precisely aimed shots at the sword. If the connections are precise and the terrain allows, the bullets will skip off of the sword, altering it's angle and adding speed and power to it when it strikes, granted IF it strikes. The trouble with this RA is that it is highly reliant on chance and luck. Not to mention the life energy taken from the strikes on the sword.
>Reckless Act: Bullet Rain Chaos
>Using the basis of BC:C, Ayako creates a rain of bullets numbering in the near hundreds before everything will start to slow down just for a moment. In this case, that moment is when either Wrath or Woe is drawn, and the muzzle is right before a falling bullet, the trigger being depressed. At this exact moment, a smirk appears on Ayako's face as a series of reactions occur. The reactions are quite simple. A bullet sets off, before striking another as a pattern had been designed. Within this pattern, bullets split apart and strike each other resulting in several flying bullets that can do equal amounts of damage to both Ayako and the target it was intended to, a high amount of lethality to both parties if both are close.

>>22551907
Sure. Let's do that. Can we do that? That sounds fun.

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>>22552029
I take back my previous image of >>22551812

Pic related is now my opinion of the contents of this thread.

>>22551660
Kind sir, I believe you have the words "Alien" and "messiah" confused.

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>>22552046
That's the end of the abilities section but I hope you don't think that's the end of it
because we haven't even begun on her history

>She's a sickly babe, don't expect her to live past Five. . . [this line was written in italics and in rust-colored font]
>Ayako's prediction of her life wasn't a rather pleasant one. Infact, even though it turned true, it was a negative influence that was indirect. As Ayako was born to two parents, it would be better to know who they were just a bit better first. Her parents were not exactly normal people, infact they were the sort that were shunned and casted out from a regular society for how they behaved, looked or even what they did for a profession.
>Ayako's mother was a Gunsmith as well as a sort that went out around the world to collect uncanny and odd things. Her name was Alli, the last name not really ever being there. Then again, it doesn't matter in the end. Her father on the flipside, was a literal opposite to Ayako's mother, instead being a swords-smith, who kept a calm and level head yet had a wicked mind. This was the very thing that lead to something a bit . . Malicious in the end.
>Because of the prediction of the Doctor, the two barely gave attention to the apparent dieing child of their's, rather thinking when she was gone they could try again. Which ended up giving them too much time to plan, to think and design. With her Mother's behavior, it was clear where the crystals and strange metals in Ayako's weaponry came from. She had come across them in some strange jungle in some far-off land, exploring like some exotic hunter. . This was the spiral to madness for both Alli and the unnamed father.

>>22552096
>Listen dear, she's just a little toddle, she won't cause any trouble . . [also italicized and rusty]
>The discovery of crystals which seemed to be a bottomless hole for energy of both life and spiritual, which in itself created a storage. The two quickly made a schedule of doing work near the crystals, filling them with energy of their own ever so slowly, before it would suddenly stop taking it. Instead, something different had happened.
>This was four years after Ayako's birth, in which a incident had occured. The mother, Alli, had decided to bring her daughter into the small workshop that had been built around the crystals in their secluded home and had placed the young Ayako down in a small fenced off area, thinking that she was safe and wouldn't be in any way capable of getting in trouble.
>She was so wrong, as Ayako had developed a adventurous spirit. Infact, she was a bit of a child wonder having been raised by her parent's standards, even with their knowledge of her apparent short life. Infact, they gave less love and instead just tried to give her as much of a life as possible. As a result, Ayako managed to clamber over the fence and move towards the crystals, something that entranced her eyes and mind. And she ended up touching them . .
>As a result of this contact, the boundary of Ayako and the crystals for the energy stored within soon became a shared corridor, a two-way street so to say. Because of this, unknown to her parents, she would live. Granted . . The three figures that would arise in the form of guardians and companions for Ayako much later . .

Just found this on deviantART

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>>22552108
wow forgot picture

>>22552105
Note that this is directly C&P'd, so yes, she wrote 'toddle' instead of 'toddler', and doublespaces each full stop in her ellipses.

>What do you mean you suddenly have to make something. .? [more italicized and rusty text]
>The three guardians in the future for Ayako, soon started merely as a manifestation of spirits, or in this case, floating blueprints or forms and bodies of their own design that they wanted. Wrath and Woe would take the form of pistols, a pursuit that Alli, Ayako's mother, was common with and capable of making, while her father was influenced by the plans of a sword much different. In the end, it was a massive argument influenced by spite and hate that drove the two to each of their own workshops . .
>And this resulted in a fervour, a maddening week after week of constant work that slowly formed and shape of two pistols and a sword, each with hidden materials that they made witht he plans set in their minds. This drove themselves to become hollows of themselves while Ayako herself seemed to be guided and moved by the three guardians, the life-energy from the crystals making her actually age just a slight bit faster, old enough to do most tasks on her own without much assistance.
>It was this independence and lack of her Parents around that she grew disconnected to them as they slowly killed themselves with their work . . in the end when the weapons were finished, the spirits took the two adults and forced them to walk out and simply walk till they dropped out of exhaustion and starvation. It is speculated that they died because of this, as Ayako was told to put the weapons in a specific place . . Soon the spirits began to take care of her, replacing her parents making her soon forget about them.

>>22552048
It will be messy, the brain would come apart if the force of ejection is too great, it will just spit bits of brain in a wide arc. It will maybe disgust the enemy but hardly a war-winner.

How about a gun that sprays toxic diarrhea at the enemy. A shit gun. that would be interesting.

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>>22552119
>That grammar

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>>22552119

>stays three forever

just like most DevianTart users

>>22552124
>You're being too forceful with her! [This line is in maroon...]
>Be quiet! She needs to learn what the real world holds for her! [... and this line is in purple]
>. . . [I think this was in maroon again]
>The three guardians at first managed to take care of Ayako by the very fact that they could influence her body by minor thoughts and gestures, allowing for herself to in a sense take care of herself. Though, that was just for most of her life up till about the age of eight, when she was . . certainly different than other children that lived nearby. Infact, she rarely ever spoke to them, due to the fact that the three Weapons took almost every single minute of time that Ayako ever had, talking to her, raising her or just overall training her for no explicit reason, just stating that the real world was a terrible place.
>Wrath was the one that struck with his metaphorical hand, being always the first to discipline as well the harshest with his training, while Woe thought of Ayako as a good friend, treating her nicely and in a sisterly fashion. Together, just those two alone were a entire problem for raising the children, for they often fought and confused the age eight Ayako. That is where . . the rather silent and just doing guardian of the sword, called Taiyou for short, would just take over their duties and do what both of them couldn't do. Educate Ayako in the right way, while giving her a . . odd sense of justice.

>>22552119
oh god now i know how to make that face from soul eater now.

>>22552126
We'd need to shift to cows to have enough ammunition available in case of a larger conflict.

>>22552069
Kane is an extraterrestrial entity that came to Earth thousands of years ago.[1] According to Kane's own words, he found humans living in mud huts and caves, which would place his arrival between 6000 and 4000 years BC.[1] To humans, Kane is like a father - he uplifted the fledgling humanity, giving them tools and knowledge, guiding every step of the way.[1] He is known to the Scrin, as his genetic pattern appears in the Mothership's records, however, his relationship with them is never explained.

http://cnc.wikia.com/wiki/Kane

>>22552159
What, the (ﺧ益ﺨ) one?

>>22552119
>stays three years old forever
>has a mate and pups
neat, implied pedophilia. unless we're talking dog years.

>>22552157
>Well you certainly can't fire a bullet straight! [More multicolored font between this and the next line]
>Just ignore them, they'll tire out. .
>Taiyou's methods were to always find the quietest place, and force the rather weak at the time Ayako to hold him. She could never do it, not even with both hands due to the fact that she was still under the malignant grasp of the disease that was suppose to kill her off when she was near the age of five. Instead, it merely left her weakened. This was when Taiyou came up with a solution, making Ayako follow his specific instructions. And it involved the last few remaining crystals that Ayako's life had become linked to . .
>His plan was to forge the crystals into a sort of a necklace that would go around the girl's neck, in which she would try to turn it into a conduit via meditation and other forms of training, both physical and non-physical, to strengthen the connection. Once it was made and this underwent . . the three weapons all decided to allow the Necklace to hide their potential, and absorb the entire sources of their energy to cause Ayako to at the very least have the energy to survive through puberty . . which was rolling right around when she reached age Twelve.

That is the last post of her history, as she claimed she hit the wall, in between bragging about how she was so good at RPing because she could write 7-9 paragraphs in the time it took other people to write one and how she was a prodigy of writing who learned everything about writing entirely on her own.
I eventually took mercy on her and rewrote her entire profile to take up only three posts, at which point she ragequit the server in entirity and deleted the topic (thankfully I had the foresight to preserve it).

>>22552173
that's the one. also, i'm surprised (not implying anything, i assure you) you could type that or had it on hand, but not an image.

>>22552163
Yea but it will be pointless, the most useless weapons ever created...a brain gun...what the hell does it even do?

>>22552119
>Fashewips
This combination of letters. And the rest. Fucking immortality? I... I'm going to crawl into bed and pretend I never saw this or any of the others.

>>22552201
I have a folder of semi-useful pastas.

>>22552210
We decided to make a cow shit gun, good sir.
Horse brains were deemed to ineffective.

>>22552196
>(thankfully I had the foresight to preserve it)

While we all appreciate the storytime, anon, I can only imagine it was a bit like keeping a copy of The King in Yellow in a showbox under your bed.

May God have mercy upon your soul.

>>22551976

Nono, a GM shamed -me- into quitting. They criticized me so hard my little 11 year old butt got hurt and I stopped playing.

>>22552210
it makes you a master of the greatest of all weapons: the mind.

>>22552220
cool.

>>22552225
Cow shit is usually stored by a few farmers in methane tanks to produce energy. Farmers do that in india. Mixing some acidic compound into it to eat through armour and plating would be a good bet. Also it needs to be explosive so increased methane levels would be beneficial

The troopers delivering the bio-weapon to the front have to be suited up completely from exposure to the vile mixture. A pilot light in the end of the repurposed weedsprayer type weapon's nozzle would be beneficial at certain points of combat.

>>22552258
We could use horse brain guns as close ranged weapons, I guess.
Kinda like a shotgun.

>>22552258
Alas it is only a horse brain...even if it was a human brain it would be dead.

>>22551926
>>22551976
>>22552251

>that feel when your first RP was also freeform shit online when you were 15 and wanted to get attention

For bonus points
Mine was a forum based Harry Potter RP and my character had a pimpcane because I thought real wizards should use staffs not wands

>>22552295
Real wizards WOULD use staffs, anon.

>>22552287
read this>>22552225
>>22552126
Its force of imapct is negligeble. There would be no penetrations (commence giggling for 30 seconds)

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This one was physically painful for me to look at. I actually had to take breaks to finish reading it.

>>22552186
Well, it IS a wolf. Wolves get to breeding age around 2.

>>22551501
>Age: 15,000
>Grew up in a line of Italian vampires

Does the person who wrote this not know that Italy didn't exist 15000 years ago? And that her character is basically a cavewoman?

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>>22552196
A similar thing happened to me recently. I joined a forum for laughs, and the GM actually got mad that I had only one or two paragraphs at a time instead of like 8 or 9. She said this was indicative of me being a bad roleplayer, we argued, and she got me banned for a day.

The ban expires in an hour; shit's gonna hit the fan if it all comes together right.

>>22552295
Your right about wizards and the staff thing...but a pimpcane?

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>>22552276
Hello.

>>22552324
And if we froze it first?

>>22552337
We Vandal Savage now.

>>22552295

>pimpcane
>You're a wizard, Tyrone.
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

>>22552338
You had better fucking storytime, bro.

>>22552338
Dude. You have to make a gamebreaker Mary Sue.

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>>22552342
Hi

>>22551556
You know, I think that could be done right as a goofy comedy campaign about some misinformed aliens trying to infiltrate Earth and thinking our public education system was anything of value.

>>22552396
>red and purple
why do all of these have such a shitty color scheme

>>22552396
I hurt, reading this.

>>22552339
>not using some sort of modified pimpcane for all your weapons
>not having maximum swag at all times
Laugh derisively at this man!

>>22552353
Unnecessarily expensive, every round needs to be frozen, then contained in that temprature till it is transported to the field, THEN deployed into units. The designated trooper has to carry a freezer on his back for the ammunition.

Totally unwanted. Totally stupid. Would never work.

>>22551835
Screw Cnc 3. Decent gameplay, subpar story (though I guess it was okay for an EA game), and screwed over so much established in the previous games. Also kane doesn't get mad. Even when he's about to be defeated he stays calm as fuck, he doesn't rage about a general betraying him. (also biggest fail: oh lol, this alien cd here suddenly became "unstable" and is about to explode worse than a nuke.... RIIIIIGHT, because information storage is so volatile...

Anyway, Kane was fairly evidently alien in TS. with the weird disappearing when the world altering missile was launched in the nod ending.

>>22552396
>dat list of free use magic items at the end
Mary Sues. Always engaging in the world's most poorly written pissing contest.

>>22552295
Back when I considered doing these, I always felt that, should I ever consider a self-insert for a HP rp, my first goal would be to learn a glamer spell to get fashionable and transmute that wand into a staff or a ring. Cue hijinks in which said glamer would be constantly dispelled by professors and shit.

>>22552441
>Drawing your magic from charm and swag
>Your charisma is so high that it is your magic
>You can charm reality itself to do your will, swag is mana.
>Mo bitches, mo money, mo problems and mo swag.
>Swag like a motherfucker and summon a pimp dragon D O motherfucking double G
>Burn motherfuckers for not paying you and respecting the pimp hand.
>Found the Order of the Pimp Hand with the motto; "Bitches aint shit but hos and tricks"
>Get mad dough.

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>>22552381
>>22552387
Alright, I'll give you a storytime. Give me a sec to grab a name and start typing stuff up.

>>22552443
Wait. What if every soldier got a cow with him? And the cow carries a canister of liquid nitrogen on it's back, and it's used to flash-freeze ammo?
They can use the cow as a meatshield, and they'll never run out of ammo as long as the cow is well fed.
And if the cow dies, the soldiers at least have food for days.

>>22552474
so, your average sorcerer?

>>22552455
Man, C&C 3 was actually pretty awesome.

>>22551674
Same, apparently his nickname was "the hedgehog"

>>22552455
>(also biggest fail: oh lol, this alien cd here suddenly became "unstable" and is about to explode worse than a nuke.... RIIIIIGHT, because information storage is so volatile...

What?

So what are the names of these horrendous sites?

>>22552311
>>22552339
>>22552373
>>22552473

I used a pimpcane because my staff had a shiny shiny diamond on top to enhance my magical casting potency or whatnot.

But in my 15 year old selfs terms this was most likely more:

The diamond on the cane makes it 10x more effect at casting spells then wands. Bloo bloo bloo my mary sue is better then you.

>>22552540
http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/fantasy/t/977187-electric-war-limited-spaces?page=5

>>22552512
With mad dough, yes.

>Go to google
>do a search for your name + the hedgehog
>activate your anti faggotry shield
>marvel at the sonic fandom

Wish me luck! I'm going to join a Camp Halfblood RP as a son of Priapus!

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>>22552399
Desolator and Tiber Trooper BFFs!

>>22552338
>>22552338
Meanwhile I consider overly-long posts to be bad posting. If you can't get your point across quickly, then you are a failed writer. Look at 50 Shades of Grey, the reason it's so badly written is because of the excessive purple prose.

>>22552520
On itself, a pretty damn good game, I freely admit I thoroughly enjoyed it. Operation stilleto was such a memorable mission and I still love that one to date.
On the whole though, especially with kane's wrath added, the storyline screwed up so much. Firestorm had such a great sequel hook, but instead, no magically kane reappears, no explanation, no mention of cabal or the fact that CABAL MERGED WITH KANE at the end of firestorm (nod ending shows this) Kane's wrath attempted to tie up loose strings like that, but only made things worse.

>>22552580
>In Greek mythology, Priapus or Priapos (Ancient Greek: Πρίαπος), was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia.
>fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia.
>male genitalia.
>male genitalia.
>male genitalia.

OH LORDY

>>22552595
PLay the fucking expansion Kane's Wrath, everything is explained.

>2013
>Doesnt know of the Rio insurrection

>>22552595
>CABAL reappears
Wait, what the fuck? I *KILLED* that asshole.

>>22552338
Meanwhile I consider overly-long posts to be bad posting. If you can't get your point across quickly, then you are a failed writer. Look at 50 Shades of Grey, the reason it's so badly written is because of the excessive purple prose.

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>>22552595
>magically kane reappears, no explanation
YOU CANT KILL THE MESSIAH

>>22552608
Oh god, throbbing members everywhere hopefully. Also hopefully check priveleges on the daily.

>>22551801

that's the best idea i have ever heard.

>>22552535
Yeah, at the end of Kane's wrath the Tacitus, basically an orb carrying tons and tons of alien data somehow becomes unstable from GDI experimenting on it (also a big whut) and "is about to blow up" unless you can get it back and stabilise it.

>>22552626
I did, as I said it explained nothing and only went further into screwing things up.
>>22552634
He doesn't, that's the problem. The Nod end of firestorm shows a bunch of humans in vats, probably Cabal's thinking core, with Kane there, and then he basically merges with Kane.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht5HdhW9UjE

>You'll never be a teenage anime vampire

>>22552634
In Kanes Wrath

You are LEGION. New version of CABAL

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>>22552478
So, the other week two of my online friends and I joined an online freeform site, because we're into games and it's easy to do. Sort of. This one site is called RPnation, if you want to see the game for yourself. Anyways, one of my friends convinced us to join a game called "Back into the MADness", just because it looked like we could have some legitimate buzzword. So, we all make characters. One of my friends makes a berserker/rogue with a hammer, the other makes a skeleton with nothing but heal magic, and I make a fairly normal, actually affable priest with a magical crucifix to use as a weapon to fight undead and demons. I liked him; he reminded me a little bit of Rurouni Kenshin but a magical Catholic.

This is where the problems began.

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>>22552656

>>22552649
True, but while he reappeared in TS while he was seen dying in C&C1, we knew he was dead, he just came back. From TS to C&C3 however, we knew he was alive, we knew several circumstances he was in, which would have a drastic impact in the story, except no, it's totally ignored.

One day I'm just going to troll the fuck out of those guys with Hakim^3 the Syrian camel trader.

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>>22552728

shouldn't we archive the last thread?

>>22552738
He's died a fucking lot, anon. I like that they don't acknowledge or explain it ever.

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>>22551476
Jesus christ how horrifying.

>>22552777
But you can't kill the messiah.

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>>22551476

These things are just make you hate your own name...

>>22552333
MY eyes!

What have you done to me?! I can still see the lines!

Okay guys let me describe one of my FFRP characters.

She's an albinistic pinoy girl, aged about 15-19 depending on what I feel like. Sarcastic, dry, but genuinely a nice girl. A fan of tradition and culture, also reads tarot cards as a side hobby. Normal girl overall, but is self-conscious about the fact that she's completely blind, and goes to great lengths to hide it from others. Ever roleplayed that kind of person without pulling mary sue bullshit? It's difficult.

Do I like playing her? Shit yes. Can she take someone on in a fight? Fuck no. Is she better than the shitty characters in this thread? I'd like to think so. Most people's RPCs are just pissing contests in who can make the prettiest danmaku.

>>22552333
My Eyes!

What have yoyu done to me?! I can still see the lines!!

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>>22552717
The GM of this game played a DMPC called "Dometris", some sort of chaos god with one of the more flamboyant character portraits I've seen. Anyways, she sends me a private message saying that my backstory is needs more "detail". Nothing specific, just "Add more detailzzzz". I didn't really want to, but I added a bit about demons killing the nun that raised him, because I figured that she just meant it needed to be darker. She lets me join after I add that bit. I make a post in character, and therein begins the real problem: my posts tend to be on the short side.

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>>22552751

>>22551476
SANIC GAME LETS DO THIS

OH DEAR GOD WHY

NO I AM NOT SAVING THAT IMAGE EVER

>>22552777
The problem was he didn't die there. I would have been okay with a kane's dead and now he's back. Instead, Firestorm ends with a clear sequel hook with Kane merging with Cabal, but not a single word on it in C&C3.

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>>22551476
I'm diggin the augment designs.

But jesus christ the description.

It's long as shit so here http://gabsonic.deviantart.com/art/Gabriel-the-hedgehog-Reference-chart-307357080

>>22552815
Danmaku does not equal 2hu, you know. There are plenty other danmaku games without cute girls in frilly dresses with ribbons and laces.

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>>22552832
I like where this is going

>>22552822
I'm always afraid of my posts being too small. This is why I stopped trying to do anything like this. For the longest time just me and one girl did an RP together where we each had like 8 characters each, so our posts would be like 5 paragraphs to fit 8 characters doing something each post. Now whenever I try to do anything like this I feel that my paragraph or less is sub-standard and shit.

>>22552728
>divine parenting

Any explanation will not be worse than my imagination.

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>>22552865
Fuck you I like Takeshi.

Although >IQ of 600

That can't be real.

>>22552887
I didn't say Touhou, you did.

I made an Incubus character in a free-form 40k RPG once.

Everyone else had armies.

I had one guy. One super-elite Incubus Master decked out with mastergrade armor, a Shadowfield AND Holofield, Punisher, rieveblades, twin-linked Dark Lance, plasma grenades and hallucinogen grenades. He was the son of a Solitaire and Asdrubael Vect. In his youth he was blinded in a duel but his other senses were SO AWESUM that he could sense his surroundings better than sighted people. He worked as a guard at the Black Library.

To my credit I mostly just fucked with other people in the game by sneaking about throwing hallucinogen grenades at their squads. It was only the GM NPCs that felt the full fury of my Sue blasts.

Reading this thread has honestly driven me into a mild depression. Can someone please show me something to pull me out of it, this is just sickening.

>>22552887
Also many with.
Not so much with silly hats though.

>>22552832
>mark of his legacy
>Huge Dong

>>22552915
That would be equal to someone's brain having the capability to predict the future by calculating things based on the quantum chemistry in the current state of the universe, down to how people would react.

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>>22552926

>>22552861
I dunno, combining with CABAL seems kinda dumb, doesn't really add to Kane. I hardly even remember 2, to be honest. 3 was more my thing.

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>>22552822
Now, I'm not going to claim I'm fucking Dostoyevsky or anything, but I'd like to think I'm a fairly competent writer, and one of my things is that I like to make posts short and too the point. If I can slice off an unnecessary bit of detail, I'll probably do it. This is all the more important in a game with other people, because I don't want to read a bunch when we could be going on with the game, dialogue, etc. Not to mention, I don't want to repeat my characters thoughts and intentions every god damn post, when they should be obvious from his actions, in my case, nervous searching because he just got teleported somewhere freaky. You should be able to understand that he's nervous and wants to find help, right?
But I digress. I received another pm that my two-ish paragraph long post wasn't long or detailed enough and that I needed to post his thoughts and intentions (which I actually did include, because I was just starting and wanted to get a feel for him, you know?)
I decide to just ignore the message and try to continue.

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>>22552832

>>22552926
Most of us who are laughing at this have risen from this primordial soup. You need to keep that in mind - for every twenty shit-stained rookies, there's one of them who becomes more literate and more intelligent, transforming into a sensible human being and a capable roleplayer as well. And almost all of those who don't improve end up dropping out of the hobby after a few years, rather than shitting it up further.

>>22553028
>All them dick jokes
Oh god I'm fucking dying here.

>>22553028
OH GOD. KEEP GOING YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

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>Hunter: The Reckoning
>Pretty standard start for angsty sorts, in a club when shit gets real
>All characters are assembled there, minus one, and vampirism ensues
>Between us, we manage to survive and hear police sirens in the distance
>The same text message hits our cell phones at the same time
>"Take the back exit and go right. Take the first left you see. There will be a bus stop. Get in and ride for fifteen minutes before getting off at the next stop."
>Start to discuss this amongst ourselves when the next text comes in
>"You have forty-five seconds before the first officer arrives. Go."
>Book it, keep following the instructions in the texts until we're gathered in a warehouse by a river
>Discussion amongst ourselves ensues
>One guy gets the idea of calling the number of the guy that's been texting us so we can figure out who saved us
>An awkward conversation with our last Hunter begins, and we conclude that he's a god-tier hacker
>A year of game-time follows before we find out that he's actually a Technocracy-created artificial intelligence that just happened to be watching that clubs security system and cameras when we were imbued
>It helped us because it thought we were mages
>It continued to help us because it liked the cut of our jib
>And it finally revealed what it was because it found out that the Technocracy was planning on having it shut down, meaning we needed to help it if we wanted it to continue living
>Our fucking faces when

>>22552921
Just sounds like a standard 40krap character.

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>>22553028
Some responses

>>22553135
Oh god. This is just...oh god.

I should be high for this...yes I am gonna get blazed.

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>>22552963
The GM announces in the game that in order to advance, we need to go to the DMPC's castle by meeting with an NPC messenger or something. As you may have guessed, there's little to write about this, so I ended up with another one or two paragraphs of material. I'm not even sure how the others were managing seven.
I received yet ANOTHER message, that I must clearly be a lazy/dumb/awful roleplayer, because my posts are so short. I got pissed, and wrote a message back, basically saying "Fuck off, Dometris is fucktarded, I quit your game".
I'm sure this is common knowledge, but post count is status on most sites, and she had about 1500 to my 10. I get in trouble with the mods soon after sending receiving a message saying that "She's sorry I'm just such a bad roleplayer who can't listen to authority."

>>22553196
You avoided a shit DM who would last all of ten minutes on 4chan. You try and play the oldfag card here, you get laughed out.

I know have a desire to make a thread somewhere to collect the worst Mary Sues and Freeformers I can find, collect them all into one game, and totally screw with them. Any ideas where I can do this?

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>>22553135

>>22553263
Oh god this is beautiful continue.

>>22553263
You are a goddamn artist with those dick references.

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>>22553196
To add insult to injury, I learn soon after that instead of simply removing Antonio, or even just offing him in the game, she did something that makes my blood boil: she suified my character.
I can't copypaste the exact details due to still being banned at the moment, but he is no longer a kindly, affable priest. She made Antonio an edgy faggot who uses the clerical clothes as a disguise, steals and lies, and is sneaky, basically indistinguishable from your typical Sasuke wannabe you'd find on any forum. Also, "his pet cat was nailed to a door and he's been killing since he was six".
Needless to say, I am extremely pissed.

>>22553347
Wow. That site is 4edgy5me.

>>22552887
Why the fuck people even talk about that shit here
It stopped being interesting years ago. And never was actually good.

>>22551679
You have inspired me in a most negative fashion.
Following this very style of writing, I shall also create a character.

Careful readers may find it mildly lacking in the sue department, but hopefully a trusty Thesaurus will allow it to be usable ["original" character, do not not-steal] without those idiots noticing too much.

>Name: Lukas
>Age: Twenty-Eight (28)
>Gender: Male
>Race: Half-Kaukasisch
>Personality: Dutiful, but abrasive when forced to comment on local events
>Weapons: Basic
>Dies ist mein Löffel {Crescent Edge of the Individual}
[This is my spoon]
>Es zwingt die Throne, um sich sauber {Cleanser of the Seat of Gods}
[It forces the thrones to become clean]
>Ich besitze auch einen Besen {Sweeping Cinders of Earth's Grit}
[I also own a broom]

Now if someone would just be so kind as to fill out these horrific, planet-ending melee weapons because turns out this was too much for me even when doing parody.

maybe I'm just lazy though.

>>22553104
I don't see what's wrong with this.

>>22553397
the second one a toilet-brush or a plunger?

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>>22553263

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>>22553347
We're currently using peace and calm manners in order to get her to remove the character AND piss her off. I got banned for vulgar language in a pm. With luck, the same shall happen to her soon.
Wish me luck.

Here's a link, if you're interested in fucking with her yourself.
http://www.rpnation.com/showthread.php/4851-Back-into-the-MADness-an-extension-of-A-World-Gone-MAD-SU-amp-Info

>>22553432
This is the most wonderful thing my eyes have ever witnessed

>>22553104
That actually sounds kind of cool. Why are you posting it in this thread?

>>22553427
a brush.

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>>22553347
WHUP NEVER MIND I'M UNBANNED NOW. HERE'S THE FULL FORM. 1/2

Name: Zachariah (last name unknown)
Species: Human (possessed by a demon)
Age:21
Gender: Male
Appearance: http://media.animegalleries.net/albu...23%3Cbr%20/%3E
Origins: Italy
Personality: he is a tortured soul, is fairly quiet but helpful or so it seem, He carries a staff and a bible with him, a clever disguise. He is a sneaky person and pick pockets easily. He strikes at night and as fairly untrustworthy. He plans out any attacks he makes with care and has been killing since he was six.

>>22551608
oh my god... i think this guy is in my clan.

name: knuckles
dp: majora's mask

Oh god and I'm running a forum rpg with him in it.
He doesn't seem this bad though? I guess 3d6 down-the-line means you can't make shitty concept characters.

The horror.

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>>22553502
2/3, actually. Fuck this is long.

History: Zach was born on a Saturday, a bright sunny day but there may as well have been clouds in the sky because as soon as his parents layed eyes on him he was placed on the doorstep of an orphanage, where he was raised by a single, kind, elderly nun. He was a quiet child, who preferred reading to actually playing with other children or so they thought.At six hisbpet cat was found brutily murdererd and nailed to the door. Although the boy was not destaut no one suspected him. The old and kind nun was upset when she found his books entitled "medieval torture methods" and "interesting murderers of old" As she looked apon these books in horror she heard a creak and turned, the disturbed child stood in the door way, twirling a huge butcher knife on his finter tip. the nun was found nailed to the wall, blood everywhere. Yet again no one suspected Antonio. The home received another nun and she was horrified to see the children coverd in cus and bruises in a demonic patern and resorted to exorcisms. During these Zachariah would have fits and eventually they turned these sessions on him, but the demon was powerful and wasn't removed from him. They there him out on the streets where he pick pocketed to survive. He became more and more sadistic and began torturing the homeless and murdering them brutally, they were slays found nailed to somthing. some said that he compared to Jack the Ripper. Only worse. He came to the mad realm by accident when the messengers summoned people he and the demon were shifted closer nd closer to the realm, when the last was summoned he was dragged in with them, he found out about dometris and set out on. A mission to kill him, his ultimate kill.

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>>22553529
3/3 Last little bit

Strengths: He has an innocent look about him and a way of slipping away and hiding, never being caught.
Weaknesses: He is a sucker for temptation, he loves the gold and fortune.
Any abilities: He is in possession of a small cross. It is capable of transforming into a sword, spear, hammer, and chain whip.

>>22553516
Maybe he's matured a bit since then.
Or maybe he was playing a practical hoot-inducing ploy.

>>22553502
>http://media.animegalleries.net/albu...23%3Cbr%20/%3E
Link ain't working for me. Can you post the actual image? I want to see the horror with my own eyes.

>>22553347
Do you have the form from before he became edgy as fuck?

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>>22553529
Jesus H.R. Pufnstuf Christ, esq. I am so, so sorry.

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>>22553432

>>22553636
My sides are in low earth orbit.

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>>22553636

This is the greatest trolling I have ever seen. At least, not since the Tech Priest girl made her glorious sacrifice to purge the taint from that accursed heretical city.

>>22553432
>at the border between man and horse

>>22553535
Reading all of this hurts me, physically; I'm a glutton for punishment, typically, and I can shrug off most stuff without batting an eye, especially if it happens on the internet.

This caused me physical pain, though. I kinda want to slap the ever-loving tar-and-feathers out of that GM.

>>22553636
Good lord this is fantastic

>>22553502
>>22553529
>>22553535
Well... Depending on whether or not you want to revenge on the bitch i suggest either derailing the game or make sure that if she is being awful that she get's caught red-handed.

OR here is the joke suggestion: Kill 'em all Johnny, Kill 'em all!

>>22553636
The best part about this, I think, is the fact that your posts are the best and most imaginatively written.

>>22553691
>implying that crap even came close to Ricardo

You were just as bad as they were. Hell, you were almost outperformed by the kiddies. Probably would have been if you didn't immediately hijack the entire thing.

>>22553636
...H-... have they seriously still not caught on to all the innuendo?

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>>22553576
As a matter of fact I do, here it is before any editing whatsoever. A little bare, but I prefer to build things in game.

Name: Antonio Redgrave
Species: Human
Age:27
Gender: Male
Appearance: He's very tall, and wears his brown hair in a slightly shaggy fashion. He has a rather lean build, accented by his clothes, which give him an almost scarecrow-like appearance. Speaking of which, he wears the cloak and collar of a Catholic priest. He also wears a pair of oval shaped glasses to see better.
Origins: Italy
Personality: He's actually rather affable for a priest. Nonetheless, he's kindhearted and altruistic, and attempts to be the best man he can be.
History: Antonio has spent his adult life attempting to be a better cleric, helping where he can, even if he is a bit bumbling. All he has to his name is a thick tome and a small crucifix he inherited.
Likes: Reading, coffee, parks
Dislikes: Loud noises, sour foods
Strengths: He has an innocent, difficult to corrupt nature, and is not easily tempted. His weapon of choice is particularly effective against the undead and demons.
Weaknesses: He's airheaded, and often fails to see things right in front of him. It's probable that he needs to get his glasses checked, but he's horribly nearsighted without them.
Any abilities: He is in possession of a small cross. It is capable of transforming into a sword, spear, hammer, and chain whip. Its touch is caustic to undead and demons, and it only works for the pious. It also increases its users physical abilities to their limit while its activated.

>>22553569
Just some generic pretty boy. Here's the pic.

>>22553742

> Implying I was even a part of it, not simply a watcher of the thread

>>22553768
They've just been ignoring him, if you haven't noticed. They only acknowledge that which they want to acknowledge.

Also, probably not. These kids are, like, 13 and mainline Twilight and Hunger Games.

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>>22553636

>>22553831
>Fill your dark soul with light
>crazy party
My sides have reached escape velocity you magnificent son of a bitch.

>>22553831
aaand now he's going to DMC references.

I love you man.

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>>22553831

>>22553831
>the party will still be crazy
my sides

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>>22553727
I WOULD, but I doubt she'll let me play any longer after I cussed her out. I'm just trying to get Zachariah/Antonio removed peacefully.

You lot, however, are certainly welcome to cause as much havoc as you want.

http://www.rpnation.com/showthread.php/4851-Back-into-the-MADness-an-extension-of-A-World-Gone-MAD-SU-amp-Info

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>>22553831

>>22553831
There is cocoa in my respiratory system, you hilarious son of a bitch!

God, I'm just imagining this shit. These little mary sues running around doing their thing while in the background you've got this guy hamming it up to eleven and making sexual innuendos.

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>>22553861
THEY'VE NOTICED HIM
IT
IS
HAPPENING

>>22553861
Well gee, with that attitude it's no wonder nobody wants to fuck his boypussy.

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>22553868
>mfw

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>>22553861
post moar, dammit

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>>22554082

>>22554092
>Bronze Rain
>MYSIDES!

>>22554092
Sir, I shall have you know I am a master side smith, yet the devastation you have wrought upon mine own sides requires I request a new set.

>>22554092
You, sir, are one glorious motherfucker.

Godspeed, soldier.

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>>22554092
>codex olympica
>bronze rain

Welp.

>>22554092
>Bronze Rain
You motherfucker you! My sides just exploded!

>These characters
Give them the Oscar

>>22554092
STRIKE FROM THE SKY, BROTHERS!!

Although, this...disturbs me about the possible mutation of the Blood Raven's geneseed, as it were.

This shit doesn't upset me, I just find it incredibly entertaining.

So bad it's good kind of thing.

I get the feeling if these stories were converted into plays with completely serious acting it would be the new wave of comedy.

can we get a little clan (or whatever) going on kidzworld so we can plan spikes on various RPs? For Reference, thats my name.

>>22554092
What site is this?

>>22554216
kidzworld

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>>22554092

Someone archive this magnificence!

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>>22554092
Oh shit!

>>22554092
>this whole RP
Hades-chan is so tsundere for him...

>>22553868
INTO THE BREECH

I haven't been to this forum in years, but there's some pretty terrible quality RPs here:

http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/33/

Going in to scout out the latest stuff. I'll be back with something good in a minute or so.

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>>22554270

Handle his faggotry with subtlety and grace.

>>22554270
So, what's he going to hold a grudge against you for? Being flamboyant? Loud?

Or, maybe, for interrupting his meditation? If he's meditating, shouldn't he be beyond such mortal pitfalls as grudges?

>>22554270
Looks like someone wants a 'swordfight'...

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>>22554092

Oh jesus fuck, my sides

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>>22554270
Yes, he is learning! The son of Zeus will know the practices of Priapus!

>>22554270
please tell me your id

>>22554311
Nah man, hes a son of Hades. It's canon, they're all like that.

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>>22554092
YES, YES

GOOD GOD MAN, MORE

>>22554348
There must not be a whole lot of them, then. I can see their recently ascended having a very high mortality rate.

>>22554328
Oh jesus, yes! Start tugging at your breeches and thrusting your pelvis. Say bueno every sentence. >>22554311
Also point out the flaws of his character by 'observing' him

like: The son of priapus eyed the so called son of hades carefully.

From what he had noticed the hades born was the very cusp of hideous irony.

"You are so easily angered, yet you seem to meditate a lot."

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>>22554338

>>22554420
Oh Lord keep it up.

>Reach around
>Rear
>Fluid.

>>22554420
I want you to have my children.

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>Richard Fontaine son of Priapus
>Dick Fountain, the son of the god of male genitilia
I just realized this

>>22554420
>the rear has no defense

>>22554399
If I remember right, Hades takes them down to..well, Hades, throws their ultra-mary-sue-darkness weapon at them, and trains them.

Also, if I further remember right, monsters are so scared of him, that they hardly ever attack his kids.