>>22560741
Contact a radical inquisitor from the ordo xenos.

Ask for information on Eldar psychic talents and powers.

She won't just be a soldier, she will be a great soldier

>>22560755
SWIFT AS THE COURSING RIVER

Evaluate her psychic abilities by testing on eldar prisoners. Extend psychic abilities and repeat so there's no doubt to her loyality

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Sensual eldar ear rubbing with scented oils...

F-for the Emperor, of course.

>>22560741
See how her progress in the book has been, if she's been doing well and is learning quickly give her an ear rubbing while calling her a good girl.

>>22560823
That's personal, she's an ally now, not a vile xeno prisoner. We leave that for her to enjoy when she wants it, with who she wants rubbing her ears.

>>22560795
Good point, get to work on a proper themed musical training regime. We'll need to tape it later, and then edit it down to a montage in order to remove the extraneous parts. We can use this as a template for preparing future eldar soldiers.

>>22560850

And for making propaganda material!

>Be a man now has a double meaning here, hue hue hue

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>>22560842

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>>22560755
Requesting information on Eldar, Psychic abilities and battle prowess, tactics.
>Request sent
>>22560799
Do we have any more of her kind under garrison imprisonment?
>Records show that this is the only Eldar prisoner we have,

Probe, scan her for signs of aggressiveness and deceit.
>scanning

>>22560872
We are a servant of the emperor, we do not assault another servant of the emperor without good reason.

Now, if we were to properly seduce her, that would be a different story

>>22560885

But we are of higher rank! It is unfitting of the Emperor's Servants shamelessly hitting on those below them!

>Unless they are Kriegers, then it's totally fine.

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>>22560873
>Displaying information of Eldar.
>Scan returned negative on both accounts.

Good. Now, Cadet Marcia. Are you finished with the manual?

>>22560922

Have we given her a copy of the Guardsman's Uplifting Primer yet?

>>22560885
When ever did I say anything about assaulting?

Inquisitorial survey team's Magos Biologis, using a whole arrays of tendrils and digits studies her ears (as they're the most prominent non-human features on her) with ritualistic (scented) oils. All the while she tries not to orgasm because that would be highly inappropriate behavior from a devoted servant of the Emperor during such an important operation.

>>22560935
yes, that was given last thread

>>22560935
We probably shouldn't give her that. Not yet, at least. New recruits are almost invariably distraught after flipping through the pages. Save that for when she's actually starting to get comfortable with this situation.

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>>22560922
>Y-yes, Commissar
Good. I assume you know now how things are basically done around here?
>Yes, Commissar

I'll have to train her many things like actually handling a gun, but what should I do first?

>>22560922
If she has, give her an affectionate pat on the head

Or at least as affectionate a patas a commissar can give

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>>22560915

>>22560994
Collar her.

To ensure obedience.

>>22560994

How to properly venerate the Emperor, of course!

>>22560994

A slap on the shoulder for being such a good trooper.

>>22560994
First, ear rubbing and heat pats for doing a good job with the book.

Then we shall get a lasgun, uncharged, and teach her how to strip and reassemble it. When she does well she gets ear rubbings.

>>22561013
>Then we shall get a lasgun and teach her to strip.

FTFY

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>>22561013
Good work with the handbook, now wait here while I get a lasrifle out of the cabinet.

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>>22561115
>Giant head
I love these threads

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>>22561115
Now, I will see how you do in disassembling the Lasrifle according to the manual. Start,

>help her
>watch her fail inevitably
>suggest

>>22561161
>watch her fumble for a bit
>suggest a little
>repeat

>>22561161
Show her how it is done, step by step, making sure she remembers everything you do. Then ask her to repeat it

Do this over and over until she can do it with her eyes closed

>>22561161
Watch her fail obviously. You only learn through failure

>>22561171

>Pat her head/rub ears when she does things properly.

You forgot POSITIVE reinforcement!

>Take notes for use on our own troops later.

>>22561161
Help her. Show her how it's done step by step, put it back together and let her try.

Once she's doing it herself give encouragment, suggestions, tidbits of help, and when she does well give her ear rubbings and say she's doing very well. Once she finishes the disassembling and reassembling it the first time give her a close hug and even more ear rubbings. Make her feel loved and protected.

>>22561161
>Let her fumble a bit at first. Then step in.

If we have to wait for her to finish failing for another 40000 years, so be it

I must say, I usually ignore quest/rpthreads but your art is figurative honey for my eyes, do you have DA-account or some similar album to browse?

This. OP, please link us your DA/Pixiv/whatever you have, if possible. Tks.

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>>22561223
>>22561238
what very little I maintain,
http://littlemisskarskin.deviantart.com/

She seems to be lost as to how to even fit two pieces together, do you
>help now
>watch her suffer more
>punish her

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>ITT: The Sims 40,000, bootcamp edition.

Anyone know any good elf ear rubbing stuff?
There's so little of it that I know of.

>>22561258
my last two threads had some

>>22561255
>help now

Watching her suffer won't help, and punishing her won't do any good right now.

So sit down next to her or sit her on our lap, show her how it's done, maybe even do the cute thing where you guide their hands with your hands.

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>>22561258
Gurochan you sick fuck

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>>22561258

>>22561255
Yeah, let's go ahead and step in.

>>22561255
>help now
>but only for this step
>then have her take it apart and do it herself

>>22561274
I know, but not enough. There's never enough.

>>22561255

she's so adorable!! too bad the person drawing her is probably a dude

>>22561255

>Help now

Get another lasgun to walk her through it.

>>22561294
How is that a bad thing?

>>22561294
>she's so adorable!!
Indeed she is, anon.

>too bad the person drawing her is probably a dude
The fuck does that have to do with anything? Do you fap to drawfags or something?

>>22561303

no, but one should still take care not to confuse their penis.

>>22561255
Help now, slowly and deliberately, make sure she understands what you're doing

>>22561255 Mother of god, she's cute

>>22561294

It does'nt matter as long as he does'nt show his face on the internet.

That's when jimmies get rustled

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>>22561255
You're slow, give me those.
>click
Now I'll guide your hand, Cadet. Learn from it.

>>22561383

SIR! HNNG levels are off the charts!

>Oh god my heart

>>22561383
That's adorable. Keep her in this position, give ear rubbings once she's done it as well as a hug. Make her repeat it a few more times giving more vigorous ear rubbings each successive time as well as tighter more comforting hugs.

>>22561383
Make sure she's paying attention, do it nice and slow. Try not to get a boner.

>>22561383
Why does it feel like she's lost a couple of inches of height since the first thread?

>>22561280
I know. It's sick to care about the other erogenous zones besides tits, dicks, butts and v's. I also find sexual intercourse in the missionary position under the covers between two willing and married individuals for the purpose of procreation perfectly acceptable.

>>22561399

Because the Commissar absorbed them.

>>22561398
Why would we want to avoid getting a boner? If we have one and she asks about it we can show her and teach her all about them.

>>22561283

This.

"Remember, your trusty lasgun is a mere shadow of the Emeror's light, but in the utter darkness it shines all the more."

Test her of her knowledge of the Emperor's divine nature. Test her knowledge of Emperor's enemies.

>>22561399
he's more bending over at that point,

>>22561396
A proper commissar is not a pervert. Ear rubbings shall not be done casually.

Hugs are too close as well, we aren't her lover, we are her superior officer, leave it at head pats

>>22561413

Unless we develop a fatherly attachment, boner is completely justified.

>>22561399
Because he's standing straight and she's leaning down

Also she's a short eldar and he's a tall human, so they're around the same height

>>22561383
Why is she turning image by image more into some moe loli? Her head's getting bigger and shit.

>"What we gonna do on the barracks bunk bed, commissar?"
>pomf =3

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>>22561402
You sicken me
>>22561428
>Even if we develop a fatherly attachment, boner is completely justified
FTFY

>>22561429
>she is leaning down
>he is standing strainght...
>....behind her
>while she is leaning down

i like where this is going

>>22561467
Now you understand why it is important that we do not pop a boner

>>22561420
But we are a pervert. And ear rubbings are the best technique we have for reinforcement of good behavior. And fucking her is very much so on the agenda so we're allowed to be closer. We're not making a boring soldier, we're making a trusted aide, who we fuck.

>>22561471
>Now you understand why it is important that we pop a boner

Geez, people. You make this too easy.

>>22561467
While she's working, drop hands to rest on her hip-handles and hold her close. Take mental notes on how she and future Eldar may fit, all for the good of the Imperium of course.

>ginersa VOLUNTEER

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>>22561383
>After several tries Marcia was able to assemble and disassemble a Lasrifle

Good job, though that was remarkably fast how you managed to do that... Keep practising in your own time.

>Now what do you do?

>Issues at hand: her psychic training, Informing the garrison about her joining the guards as a psyker.

>>22561485
aw shucks

>>22561479
That is a possibility, but we should not grope her without her permission.

If we must rub her ears, we should ask whether she would be okay with it first

>>22561494
It's okay. You can make it up to us.

>>22561491
Well, we may as well get everyone acquainted with her.

>>22561420
>implying that's a proper commissar

How do we know this ain't just some renegade outfit and they're just toying with her? What exactly does it read in her copy of the Uplifting Primer? They could have put anything there and how would she know the difference?

>>22561491
Move on to other types of weaponry.

Also inform the garrison.

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>>22561491
She's so adorable!
Introduce her to the others

>>22561499
Ear rubbings are for punishment only.

And also rewards. Our carrot and stick are one and the same.

>>22561491
What are our troops like? Disciplined or crazy? We don't know exactly what purpose our project will serve as yet, if she's going to be a fellow guardsman, a special psyker pet or a comfort woman. We should move onto psyker training, test the abilities of this possible timebomb.

>>22561491
See if any info has come back from the ordo xenos

>>22561515
>Our carrot and stick are one and the same
This can only end well for my dick.

>>22561491
why didnt you sadomise her as a reward?
why are you so mean?

>>22561491

HEAD PAT FOR ADDITIONAL PRAISE.

We tell the garrison that we have an Eldar exchange trooper. If they want to know more, they can ask us in our quarters (which they should know is code for blamming).

Contact the local astropaths regarding her psyker training?

>>22561491

Give her the hug and
Tell her you are happy that she is here with you and ask her how do you feel, does she need anything?

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>>22561511
Xeno is adorabler.

>>22561491
Give her a caring hug and ear rubbings for doing such a good job. Say she's a good girl and that this is the first step to properly serving the Emperor.

Get started on the psyker training to hone her talent and help her understand it.

>>22561499
She's ours, we named her, we broke her, her ears are ours to rub and her to mold into what we need of her.

>>22561515
That is a completely terrible idea. We clearly separate punishment from reward.

>>22561521
Yes. Our personal aide as well as comfort woman.

>>22561521
Well. The sergeant who captured Marcia in the beginning went along with our orders to rub her ears.

So I'd say they're the type to go along with whatever we say.

>>22561521
mostly lax, but also fearful of authority figures
>>22561522
they've uploaded the info already,
>>22560922
unless you want me to spell everything out..

Guise, I just realized that she has no hat wear.

SHE NEEDS A HELMET

WHAT KIND OF SERVANT OF THE EMPEROR ARE WE THAT DOES NOT PROVIDE HELMETS TO HIS TROOPS?!?

>Implying a confused Marcia with a slightly oversized and tilted helmet on her head wouldn't be adorable as fuck

>>22561544
Well, read through the information they supplied and try to figure out how to train her psychic powers without giving her to the warp

>>22561537
HUSH! It's Eldar time.

>>22561557
Better pad the insides, to ensure maximum comfort for ears.

Wouldn't want them to get rubbed inadvertently during combat, would we?

>>22561491

how much can she do as a psyker at the moment, she didn't show much of anything before.

when introducing her we should make clear that we're doing this in the name of the emperor, spreading his word to the alien races and if questioned, could be seen as heresy.

>possible righteous dicking as bonus.

>>22561533
Seconding this, also run her ears in the meantime

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>>22561541
>no psykers enlisted on the garrison,
Probe, Inform the servers to call all Men and Women for a briefing in the underground hall.
>understood

So is our goal to marry her ourselves? Or to introduce her to some innocent young guardsmen who has no knowledge of how her eldar memories were wiped?

>>22561557
We already have one of those, she's called Blue.

>>22561578
she couldn't do much before she lost all memory and previous training, so all she's got is an eldar's psychic and physical potential. Nothing else

>>22561564
>Eldar psychic capabilities far exceed that of the Imperial standards
>No known human Psyker capable of the same feats shown by Farseers and Warlocks.
>Eldar psykers have built natural resistance to the hum of the warp through upbringing, but for extensive use of psychic energy, they need runes to protect them.

>>22561612
We're already married.

To our duty to the Emperor.

>>22561622
Acquire runes
Inform Marcia she will be training her psychic powers
Begin training psychic powers.
Leave out any form of mind reading or anything

>>22561596
Aw crap. We'll have to announce that she's a work in progress and not to be shot. We shouldn't give the soldiers high expectations, lewd or otherwise until we've trained her up.

>>22561620

That's an ork tau thing.

I mean, what kind of guardsman doesn't have a helmet?

A dead one, that's what.

She needs a properly padded helmet, so her ears don't get rubbed violently in combat, as >>22561575 said.

>>22561644
Look at her. You're honestly wanting to send that out into a battleground? If you want to care for her, keep her on base as a mascot or something. Combat of any form will almost certainly get her killed.

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>>22561596
>murmur
>murmur

>>22561644

Poke holes in the helmet for ears to stick through

the adorable will be off the charts

>>22561658
She's a psyker, a powerful one, she will see combat, but from the back lines.

>>22561622
>Eldar psychic capabilities far exceed that of the Imperial standards
>No known human Psyker capable of the same feats shown by Farseers and Warlocks.

Emperor, Malcador and Alpha+ psykers up in this motherfucker.

>>22561667

I second this vote.

>>22561666

Keep it simple. Something like, "MEN! This is an Eldar. She will be working with us. This isn't heresy, because I say it isn't."

>>22561673
Well, no known psyker in an IG regiment anyway.

>>22561666
First off, thank the guardsmen for their courage and ongoing service. Secondly, introduce one of the fruits of their labours, the capture of this xenos woman. Thirdly, reveal that she will be trained to serve mankind and if the project goes well, her entire race will follow in turn. She is to be known as Marcia and is considered valuable property to the garrison as a whole. The extent of her training will determine what ultimate role she will perform for humanity.

>>22561666

"Men! Emperor's providence has endowed us with a new recruit! This guardswoman will from now on serve as our unit's psyker! You are to treat her in accordance to her rank (insert lowest psyker rank available). Any suspicions of daemon infestations are to be reported to me at once."

Place hand on our sidearm

"Any questions?"

>>22561693
>valuable property to the garrison as a whole

....For a second there, I misread whole for something else.

>>22561666
>implying this won't end up in a revolt and Marcia hung and quartered while the commissar is positioned under a Leman Russ and slowly driven over

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Right, listen up you lazy bastards. One of you caught this Eldar the other day, and I've managed to make her JOIN us. Now, I know that the Eldar are a tricky lot and they're known for being devious. However, that is not the case for this one. She will be trained, and fight alongside the lot of you as our Psyker. She is to be treated like another one of us, as it is CRUCIAL to the training she will undergo to ensure she stays loyal to the Imperium and the EMPEROR.

Any questions?

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>>22561702
The only real use I see in her is her powers. If we can't get them out then we might as well breed her and get some half-eldar on the go. If that's no good, then I'm sure she'll do as entertainment for the guardsmen.

>>22561666
>inb4 we BLAM someone
>inb4 we BLAM everyone

>>22561715

>implying if that were the case, the commissar would not escape into the wilds with his new eldar companion where they would be captured by exodites and the witch would regain her memories and have the commisar raped with mind bullets - or kept as a personal ear-rubbing slave until he expired.

>>22561724
Sir! Do we really have a choice in the matter?

>>22561724
Burn the Witch! Burn her!

>>22561724
Single out the guardsman who caught her and thank them for their work. Let's try and keep everyone sweet.

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>>22561402

>>22561738
We, uh, shot him in the head.

For dereliction of duty.

>>22561744

yes. A very dick move considering our subsequent actions, I might add.

>>22561733
>implying they wouldn't be picked up by Dark Eldar before that, she trained to be a cruel mistress and he becoming her personal pet slave servitor thing and surgical test subject

>>22561724
inb4 she murders all the recruits because they trust her

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>>22561735
NO. YOU DO NOT, INSUBORDINATION!
>>22561737
She is NO LONGER a witch, therefore, you are accusing a fellow guardsman of being against the Emperor! HERESY!!

>>22561786
Whoah, daddy issues inbound!

>>22561733
>>22561766
>>22561778

Black hawk down if you know what i mean

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>>22561786
Those damn rookies

>>22561786
Sir, Yes, Sir! Understood, she is a fellow guardsman and will be treated as such.

>>22561786
Sir! She is already one of us!

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>>22561786
Anymore questions?!
>>22561809
Good. You are all free to go.

>>22561786

Sir! If we go out and capture more, can we also convert them to the Emperor's Light?

Wait, is it the same quest that started with Eldar ear-rubbing and dicking? How did it evolve into conscripting her into Guard?

>>22561830

magic.

>>22561830
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22504406/

>>22561830
Well, we broke her mind from all the ear rubbing.

So we decided to mold her into a soldier of the Imperium.

>>22561830

Fuck you that's how.

>>22561846
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22406838/

A link to the first thread.

>>22561786

As if a commissar would shoot loyal imperial soldiers for accusing a xenos witch of being a xenos witch

You disappoint me, /tg/. Really.

>>22561822
>>22561829
Only if they're young and female.

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>>22561859
>ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY ORDERS

>>22561870
No sir no! We will not question you about the whore again!

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>>22561870

Yes

>>22561870
not anymore, by the looks of whats left of him.

>>22561870
NO SIR! I AM QUESTIONING YOUR SANITY SIR!

>>22561859

yes, I too find it stretching it a bit.

On the other hand, it does sound like something a military man might say to justify his blamming.

This is not a documentary, otherwise the elfdar would've been shipped off to be dissected by the inquisition long ago.

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>what do you wish to do?

Shitpost in your fucking awful forced OC thread

No offence

>>22561870
No Sir. I question nothing. She seems like a lovely lady and like she will become an excellent guardsman.

>>22561897
GuardsWOMAN.

>>22561889

Requesting permission to shoot this lunatic, sir!

>>22561880

>i never liked Robbert anyway

praise the emperor!

>>22561822

Can I hold her hand?

>>22561880
>>22561907

>wink

When do you think she'll be 'serving'?

>winkwinknudgenudgewinknudgewink

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The hall is empty, all the members have gone back to what they were doing.

what do you do?
>Target practise, Lasrifle training
>Try and call a psyker
>[suggestion]

>>22561939
Find a guardsman and begin her training in how to please men of course.

>>22561939
Psyker training is a go!

>>22561939

Physical training!

Run the obstacle course and get her in shape with EXERCISE

>>22561939
PSyker training here we go.

>>22561939

i have very little (good) experience with psykers but since she has such a talent for it, i think we could start by getting one here.

>>22561939
Give her a pick me up, she seems a bit sad. Tell her that she was brave like a member of the guard should, give her a reassuring hug, rub her ears, then get some target practice in.

Two men are dead, we should work on replacing those numbers..

>>22561939
See what she's thinking about, since she seems pretty preoccupied squatting in that corner. Than lets go to the gun range for some practice.

>>22561939

Get her a helmet with holes in it so her ears can poke out of them.

Then send her off for physical training.

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>meanwhile, in the Uplifting Primer

>>22561939
Check on her emotional state before we do anything else. If it seems a bit low take steps to restore it to a good level. These steps include ice cream, ear rubbings, and a personalized helmet with ear holes.

>>22561984
Oh yes. Let's do this first.

Gotta get a psyche check first.

>>22561993
>send her off for physical training
>with her ears poking out of her helmet
This cannot end well.

>>22561999
She's considered 'human'..at least for the time being. I think teaching her to shoot and fight are bad ideas. Keep her domestic and tame.

>>22561999

It's simple.

We're of a faction that believes that Eldar are a long-forgotten abhuman species.

It makes so much sense!

>Or it could just be the stance of the local Inquisitor.

>>22562012
>commissar tells the troops outright she's a xenos witch

Yeah, perfectly human.

I'm pretty sure some regimental officer, especially after all the random executions, is on an astropath to Guard HQ and making sure this flies with them as well.

Cue Inquisitorial intervention and oily ear rubbing.

>>22561999
>implying the Imperium hasn't already made a hypocrite of itself by utilizing xenos and mutants to meet its own needs before.

>>22562052
>>22562043
Stop introducing logic into this quest! Especially 40k logic. Lets just roll with the insanity.

>>22562074
>Implying we really need to justify this.

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>>22561727

Kind like one in the picture is the most you can get out of imperium trying to genetically engineer a human-eldar hybrid.

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Cadet, why are you looking so glum?
>It seems they hate me for the ears, didn't you say these were mutations? Or am I really a Xeno.
You are both. Stop looking like that Cadet. It's bad for morale. You can justify your existance by serving the Emperor to the best of your abilities.

>>22562099
Now.

Grab her ears.

>>22562099
She needs a hug and ear rubbings. We need to tell her that her ears make her special to us, that we love her ears and so does the Emperor.

>>22562099
why is she so tiny?

>>22562099
Shouldn't we be gently caressing her ears with our dick and some oils?

>>22562116
she's crouching.
if you can't tell, well. I'm not doing a very good job sketching

>>22562116
she is huddled up.

>>22562074
>implying those decisions weren't made by people of whose very existence you are not entitled to know about
>implying it somehow makes it okay
>implying there won't be repercussions of a two bit rank and file commissar executing unauthorized xenos studies and recruiting that would get Inquisitors into hot water
>implying even the friendliest of the friendly aliens are treated as equals and not as sub-human scum
>implying even slightly mutated humans are worthy of serving in the same units as glorious human master race
>implying psykers don't have to be sanctioned by the Adeptus Astra Telepathica before they become kosher and not vile witches and ticking daemon bombs
>implying implied implications of implied implicity

>>22562099
"When they learn what your ears and body are for, they will gladly welcome you into their arms and beds. Now stand up, you have training to do. Do not forget you are here to serve man."

>>22562099
cadet has been morally uplifted. That should be further reinforced by improving cadet's battle skills - be it technical, combat or psychic. Its an imperative that we find out whats her best skill

>>22562105
>>22562113
>>22562127
she isn't a toy, she is a soldier of the guard. Now act accordingly!

>>22562131
I can tell, clearly >>22562116 is either blind of ignorant of our emperor blessed might which makes us so powerfully large

>>22562099

We have Guardsmen and women, black white, tall or small, why would they hate you for your ears.
We do not define ourselves through appearance but only through our actions and our service for the emperor and mankind. Never forget that

>>22562116
Her psyker powers are so powerful that her emotions empower them tenfold, which in turn changes her height and make it vary. Plus shits kawaii yo.

>>22562157
Just because she's part of the guard doesn't stop her from being our toy/plaything/aide. Her ears must be rubbed, she ought to be hugged.

>>22562095

>picture you link to
canon

>your picture
guardsman's fanwank

>>22562175
She'll be our aide/toy and when we feel like it, for rent. Practice makes perfect after all.

Question: where are we again? Because the aprior sector would probably be okay with all of the shenanigans we are trying to pull.

>>22562182
>>22562175
if you are insistent on the "toy" element, i propose to incorporate it into training regime as a reward system.

Guys, this wasn't even meant to adhere to canon in the first place, this is just here to be enjoyed,

Bad End: After training she's taken to a special barracks at the back of the garrison, filled with all sorts of mutants and xenos the regiment keeps as love slaves.

>>22562205
Yeah, we came here for the Eldar ear rubbing.

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>>22562197
We Bioware now?

>>22562212

So we rub her ears now?

>>22562205
>implying canon arguments are not enjoyable

How dull the world would be if everyone was a spineless yes-man. Wasn't there a study that said internet arguments, no matter how stupid, was actually good for you?

>>22562206
Good end more like.

Let's make her more useful than a weapon. She's clearly unsuitable guardsman material. Teach her anything but how to shoot and how to kill.

>>22562205
where do you think we are? There always canon zealots around. Ignore them and move on with others who are willing ot play along.

>>22562214
in what capacity? If she does good as a soldier, she gets some ear rubbing. That should keep her at peak performance throughout all training.

>>22562227

I second that. Let's take her to Vehicularium or whatever the garage is called and show her our basilisk. Fire an earthshatter or two to cheer her up.

She's meant to be OUR aide. Not the garrisons bycicle/40k equivalent.

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>>22562227
Sounds like a bunch of hogwash to me. How is a semantics argument ever useful in any way?

Let's be a total dick and start bullying someone else. Take her to a guardsman and put them both on the spot.

"Guardsman! Tell me what you see!"

>>22562242

(be sure to drive the cannon out of the garage and aim for some moderately distant ground beforehand)

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>>22562099
>... Yes, Commissar.
Here you go. This is a laspistol, you'll have to get used to it first, but you will need it. Due to.. your mutations, you have the potential to become a primaris psyker. But as for someone to train you, we'll still have to find someone. Now stand up, Cadet. I have something to show you.

>>22562205
I agree.

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>>22562242
>show her our basilisk

>>22562245
Good for the brain and shit.

>>22562259
Someone draw a picture of the tremendous pressure all this is putting on LMK.

>>22562259
>Show it to her.

>>22562259
Show her Herman the Hairy Snake that comes out for good little psykers.

>>22562249

>"Guardsman! Tell me what you see!"
>"a xeno witch, sir!"
>reach for gun with scary face
>"What, do, you, see?"
>"a-an outstanding servant of the emperor, s-sir!"

>>22562263
>>22562269
Don't forget to show her around the workshop too, to make sure she knows where she can find mechanics and tools in case she needs them.

>>22562259
I think after hugs and ear rubs we should take her somewhere private, get a blowjob, use her ears as grip points.

>>22562259
We've gave her a gun? It should be a dud to give her the illusion of safety. Take her off for a lesson on how to stimulate, pleasure and refresh human males.

>>22562299
Nuuuuuuuu!
WEPPONZ TRAENING!!

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>>22562259
This is our only Basilisk. It is essential support for the troops that are fighting on the front lines, however. It is also crucial you don't get shot at by these things no matter what.

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>>22562299
>>22562295
>>22562281
guys, where did the subtlety go?

>>22562322
This lowly anon must get some sleep now, but could someone archive this when this thread ends, I would hate to miss the rest when I wake up.

Also, rub her ears, lots.

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>>22562332
No idea

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>>22562299
>>22562332
Let's start from a visual standpoint of course. Get those heels on, push out that chest and pout those lips Marcia! Such a sight is pleasing to the men and boosts morale! Perhaps more uniforms may help in this task.

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>>22562332
>He thinks there was ever any subtlety

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>>22562346
>>22562351
>>22562352
stick to innuendos at least. That way we can keep the story going and put forward ideas for stuff.

>>22562351
we totally have to capture another eldar and break her down and train her up as jeanette

I'm going to bring the plots to close(for this part,) with the next few posts. Then I'll go to behind the scenes (the more lewd stuff you guys wanted, think of it as a side story if you want)

>>22562322
Ask if she wants to have a ride on the basilisk.

visit the radical Xenos inquisitor.

>>22562322
See if she wants to ride on our basilisk. To familiarize herself with the workings of such proud and mighty equipment.

Give ear rubbings.

>>22562377
>>22562378

Please do this, LMK.

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>>22562377
Oh yes! Since we've had a Jeanette, let's do her up like V.V next!

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>>22562332
Have you even read the thread? On every turn it's just "lets rub her ears", "lets hug it out", "lets go behind the shed for a quick nobbing". Yet we don't get any of pic related.

>>22562332
Good question. I'd like to know that too. We want her to be so head over heels in love with us that when she inevitably regains her memory she follows us anyway.

>>22562390
>Yet we don't get any of pic related.

dude, you gotta work towards that sheet. build up the situation, payout is much more satysfying that way.

So you say this regiment is fairly lax and retraining captured Eldar into strippers and whores? WHERE DO I SIGN UP?

>>22562377
will that take place over on /d/?

>>22562416
you are already here. but the regiment is peopled by impatient rookies

>>22562419
nope

>>22562419
>>22562377

And have millions and millions of dicks to sift through to actually find any of that cute blushing eldar action? no thanks.

>>22562412
We were there! Then you people decided "Oh, lets give her a uniform instead and make her our blue balling little moe loli guardsman instead."

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>>22562441
You do know there's such a thing as a catalog right? And you do know that if OP intended to put it on /d/ he'd provide a link right?

>>22562459
But would the pics get preserved? That's the important bit!!!

>>22562470

>Implying the pics would not be saved

>>22562459
your point is moot, see
>>22562433

>>22562486
But how can I trust other people to shaaaare?

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>>22562377
>Commissar's Training log.
>She is making progress at an extremely fast pace. She asked if she could ride on the barrel of the Basilisk today. It seems she also has an interest in ordnance and firefighting. Though I did accidentally shoot her top and made it burst into flames, I'm sure that in time she will make an exceptional addition to the regiment.

I'm saving the pics from the threads I find.
But they are MIIIIIIINE MIIIIINE ALONE!

>>22562508
>accidentally
Of course.

>>22562508

>Dear diary. Today I've seen Eldar boobs. Again.

>>22562508
Wait, why did you even shoot at her,,,?

A notice to all serving guardsmen.

With the induction of these new joygirls, do note the higher sensitivity of their bodies and in particular, the ears. Due to the rarity of these employees, the renting fee is higher than normal, but be assured that your thrones and time will indeed be well spent. Enjoy.

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>>22562508

Yess. Perfect.

>>22562519
firefighting.
CQC training

>>22562508
dat face.

blushing faces + dark hair = my fetish.

>>22562533
Day three shall be mud wrestling and an eight kilometer run in a jogging bra.

>>22562533

> CQC training

Whelp, that'll either involve lots of ear rubbing, an eldar dodging the Commissar's "power weapon", or some justice in her kicking him in the balls on reflex after performing some acrobatic triple backflip or some shit.

Eldar are naturally agile and graceful, mindfuckery doesn't really change that.

Rolled 15

>>22562560
You know what to do. Roll d20.

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>>22562577

Train and shape her to please, not to kill. Leg lifts, hip flexing and of course, keep that damn sports bra on. We don't want her sagging.

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sir, you are pure gold

>>22562560
Might the ponytail also be a factor?

DAMN FRAKKING SHITFRAKK !!!!!
SOMEBODY MAKE THIS AN STORY !!!!!!!
AND WHY THE FRAKK AM I SHOUTING~ !?!?!?!?

>>22562603
Calm the feth down

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>>22562603
It already is, all that's needed is to be on one page, and in order after it's all done.

also, behind the scenes 1.

>>22562616
....proceed.

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>>22562616
dude, you gotta learn how to tease this lot.
Look at them. do you expect them to be a reasonable audience? thic bunch of fething rookies?

effort appreciated nonetheless

>>22562641
>thic bunch of fething rookies?
What the gak did you just call me, Tanith?

>>22562616
Is that canon behind the scenes or just random smut?

You do know that the amnesia's bound to wear off eventually, right? Even the best mind-cleansing leaves a few memories intact, and Eldar minds are far more resilient than most. Just saying...

>>22562661
latter because people were demanding.

>>22562661
Shh.

Keep it ambiguous.

>>22562663
I agree. That's why I said this: >>22562396
Although my reasoning was a bit more meta.

Can we see some alternate costumes for Marcia?

>Stripper
>Evening gown
>Schoolgirl
>etc etc

Of course there's a servo in the changing rooms to record all of this!

>>22562663
she's 20 years old.