Oh shit, I forgot about that thread. I closed it.

Link?

>>22570344
Of course we would! You've inspired a whole crusade! >>22570276

>>22570378
Previous thread is here >>22564075

Wordsmith, I await your next post at the edge of my seat. Pray, continue friend, and bring much joy and fond tidings of the school of innuendo and youthful indulgence to these fine children.

Should move to
>>22570276
>>22570276
and delete this thread for the sake of keeping everything to one thread.

>>22570526

>Fatrolling

get gud fgt

>>22570526
LotR, TTGL and probably a shitload of other stuff. Real nice.

>>22570570
Nope. This thread is for art. The other is for crusading.

>>22570526
Continue my liege!

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>>22570526
>>22570344
Relevent reaction image.

Also, Priapus is now Kamina.

>>22570526
Was there a golden shower joke in there? I think there was.

You seem to have the attention of a few of them, I eagerly await your response in this matter. I can barely contain my mirth at your posts.

Captcha: consecutive xtbowed

The captcha pays its dues to you good sir.

>>22570660
Goddamnit, I get the reference.

>>22570660
>You spin me right round, right round like a record baby.

>You saw mine now show me yours

>Lighthouse of the Pharaohs
I'm fairly sure this is another penis innuendo.

Ooo, Lex is back... I think Lex knows what you are doing... This should be good.

>>22570801

Oh boy

>>22570800

Yeah, Lex isn't that bad.

>>22570801
OK, this has officially became porn.

>>22570801
>He just whipped out his dick, lubed up, and shoved it into her hands
Oh god my sides are gone.

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>>22570800
Thanks bro for notifying me.

>his blade still leaking power from the ordeal

>>22570855
I wish I could join this RP as a son of Dionysus.

''WOOOOOO, THE LORD OF PARTIES HAS ARRIVED! I LOVE YOU DAD! Please love me...'''

They are fighting over who has your dick. You have both the ladies clamoring for your attention. It would be a slight to ignore either of them. Besot upon them both the gift that only Richard can give them.

>>22570891
The one with heterochromia wants your sword.

Fix her brown eye with your mighty steel.

Oh good lord... it is full on bitch fest right there... "He was talking is isabelle. No he was talking to analisa."

Richard must set them on the right path!

((I know! Can they all just bump into each other I'm getting bored.))

They want you... oh good lord my sides, they have reached Andromeda.

>>22571042

Hehehe...

Bueno...

>>22570968
Where is this all happening?
I need a link

>>22571071
http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/fantasy/t/1000399-school-for-the-supernatural?page=187

A link where this is taking place. This needs to be looked at first hand. You will not be ready.

>>22571071
http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/fantasy/t/1003440-camp-halfblood-the-new-generationalways-accepting-atj-rp?page=23

This is the thread that truly started the madness that is Richard, the whole thing needs to be looked at..

Speaking of Lex is biting, reel him in slowly for he seems crafty.

Here it cums...

Solution: Give Lex the dick too. In fact, go ahead and give everyone the dick.

>>22571187
Descartes.jpg

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WHAT IS THE GRAET EVILE?

Does anyone else think we need another /tg/ infiltrator?

>>22571226
Where?

On kidzworld - no, that is Richard's territory. Don't cramp his style.

>>22571226
No.

>>22571226
>>22571249
>>22571248
>inb4 Lex is actually a /tg/ browser.

>>22571226
No, we don't this is a fertile land claimed by Richard. Others are mounting for a great charge over in this thread.
>>22570276
Pray, continue to monitor here for more of Richard's workings(I am not him, oh how I wish I were) but take your plans and add them to the war effort over there.

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Does this mean I get oral?

>Breathes fire on yo' dick
Bitch be crazy.

>>22570913
I would like to show up as someone determined to slap the gods around- because honestly the greek gods are giant dicks who deserve it
Except for Hepheastus. He's cool

>>22571272
>crack
>leaking
>fountains its filth
>only to sink straight back down
>tub of evil
>tub

Oh dear...

>>22571272
I need to breath, I can't breath! So many.. References! Power Rangers! Touching Tips! Oh gods above and bellow!

>>22571287
Just her righhteous hot breath, son.

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>>22571283
>>22571283

>>22571287
Mama always said 'don't put yo dick near crazy firebreathers'.

Tartarus? A crack of stinking evil! Cover your nose, Lex, We will leave no crevice untouched!

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>>22571283

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>>22571297
>son of Hephastus
>abused by the other Greek half-bloods just as the Greek gods abused Hephastus
>eventually says "FUCK THIS SHIT" and starts hanging out with the half-bloods of Norse deities, who treat him with much more respect

Nobody ?
>Posting porn
>on kidzworld.com

Yeah, it's also a site for teens, but I still find it ironic

They look to you for guidance. Pray, give the poor Trina a way to join in the fun.

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Mind, this is a 12-yo girl from fucking Texas. With SIX AND A HALF THOUSAND posts.

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Apparently the horse is his mom resseructed

>>22571320
That would be pretty cool actually. I wonder if the pantheons of other dieties exist in the setting?

...would that extend to judeo-christian religions?
it would be neat to see a kid who gets told "Your dad is a god and you get superspecial powers" and he responds "Get thee behind me Satan!"

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http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Richard_Fontaine
Expand upon it btw

>>22571364
According to the next post from the blood bled from his Mother's fatal wounds. All in all not the oddest thing in standard myths and legends of that time. Could be one of the better thought out things from the normal crowd I have yet seen

seriously which one of you fuckers is this

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Richard is just so fabulous.

>>22571396
As far as I know, it's officially only Greek deities....but having other pantheons in setting would make for really cool fanfiction if you wrote it right.

Is this like that time a bunch of anons joined an RP forum and found a bunch people RPing as demons so everyone made Grey Knights.

Man. I really hope we can get a NOW SHOW ME YOUR HONOR reference with Lex.

>>22571401
> G Gundam and Gurren Lagann in the same sentence

Oh lordy

>>22571417
Not me, honest. I would not want to spoil your (and there by, MY) fun. I am getting enough just from watching this unfold.

>>22571401
>THis hand of mine! It glows with an awesome power!

G Gundamo.

>It will pierce the heavens
More TTGL.

>>22571423
If I remember right they all made techpriests and nuked the entire place, completely by the rules, and then were all banned and it all got retconned to before the nuke went off.

>>22571443
There was also a dreadnought who almost blew the whole thing right off that bat too if I remember right.

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>How can I when I do not even know how to truly smile.
>I faced the new girl with a smile.

God damn it, stop join the forum. It is great with just Richard, to many and you will ruin the effect!

I am looking at you SirRibbot!

>>22571429
I think that may be expecting a bit much, but the kid has potential. His ability to recognize this new weirdness, and even more his ability to adapt to it and play along, are very good signs for his future prospects.

>>22571443
I was there. We weren't banned, but the GM got pissed and deleted the original game.

>>22571320
>Thor lets Hephastus borrow Mjolinar for a few days
>Hephastus uses it to forge a weapon mightier than the thunderbolts of Zeus
>Hephastus goes on a rampage of revenge with his newly forged weapon

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You know who you are.

And you should feel bad. Stoppit.

>>22571443
>>22571423
Where can I read this?

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I need to recharge.

>>22571522
It's a bomb!

>>22571522
A BOMB

Stop shitting up the RP people. We only need Dick Fountain!

>>22571163
>>22571089
I feel the warp overtaking me.
I was not prepared

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>>22571522
A BOMB?

>>22571576
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBShN8qT4lk

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>those pair of fags fucking up the camp thread

>>22571621
>Admiral Ackbar

>traps

>An incest reference

>Caligula

My sides have burrowed into an extraplanar realm and will never come back.

>>22571645
im not even sure about the mary one like come on

>>22571621
WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOOOOOOOR?

>>22571621
Both traps in one. Genius.

>>22571364
Why is his horse named after an illicit drug?

>>22571621
Caligula? When this all got started, I would have thought that would be too obvious, that you'd be sure to get busted. Even if they don't know the particulars, they're bound to have heard something about him. Now though? I'm not sure there's anything you could do that'll get you busted. Shine on, you crazy diamond troll.

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>>22571621
>Whole bunch of traps

San Nat1

>>22571396
I've read the books. Egyptian gods do exist but the different pantheons don't talk to each other. Norse gods probably exist too but the author hasn't chosen to write about them. Whether the god of Abraham exists is a different story, the gods when questioned about that one time acted like it was a delicate subject.

>>22571421
Oh, and Roman deities exist too. They're different aspects of the same entities but they keep the greek children and roman legions separate.

>>22571707
Weird because based on what little I saw of the movie, the kids are probably all Christians until they find out their super special secret.

On another note, I'm thinking all the talk about your sword growing is going to give it away if you keep it up.

>>22571707
Specifically when questioned about the existence or nonexistence of omnipotent/abrahamic deities, they sort of clear their throat and say "That would be a question of philosophy wouldn't it?"

For those fags fucking this shit up, just remember:

When you post something like this on a kid's forum, you are just one glance from an overprotective parent away from being put on a registered sex offenders list. Sites like this can and will turn over your IP to the feds.

>>22571756
After a short while here, I'd be fine if they found out. Really, I'd like to eventually see how they react.

>>22571756
The movie doesn't really respect canon that closely.

But in the books none of them are implied to be particularly religious. I think that the gods don't fuck those in the service of another deity. There's some kind of compact or general policy that prevents inter-pantheon crossover.

>>22571769
I think they might actually be naive members... Except for bee-guy.

>>22571769
Nigga I got 7 proxies and 7000 skeletons don't worry about it.

>Isabelle looked serious now. She has been through many traps before.

>>22571781
This motherfucker right here is not.
>>22571491

>>22571727
See, that's weird, because the entire excuse the book gives for greek gods pimping around modern America is that they follow the center of the enlightenment across the world, from greece to rome to byzantium to paris to london to murrika.

So, by that logic, if they keep all the various kids seperate, shouldn't they appear to American kids as like, George Washington and the founding fathers?

Uncle Sam and Lady Liberty types maybe? I can't help but feel that this would have been a better way to go about it. How amazing would the over arching plot be if it were "Andrew Jackson is coming back and he is fucking pissed over some vague bank-related shit that happened."

>>22571320

I much like this.

I always wanted to crash a Greek Demigod party as a scion of the Norse Pantheon anyway. Play it as one one of the normal people who can see past the standard modern fantasy Glamor and wait and see how long it takes for people to notice the references to "Grandfather Wednesday".

>>22571707
But if they wanted to talk to each other, they know where the other gods live, right? Have they any ideas about the location of other pantheon's half-blood camps?

I'm just trying to brainstorm under what situations
>>22571320
could occur.

>>22571800
Yeah, bee-guy.

this trinityac chick is pissing me off shes just trying to make it all about her

"she felt so light in my arms"
"satyrs arent that strong you know"

What's the backstory here? He's a son of Priapus and has a big "sword"? Is that basically it?

>>22571804

I thought they just kept on truckin' in Rome under different names, because the Roman Gods=Greek Gods with minor cosmetic changes.

That would be amazing, though. I can't believe that never happened in American Gods.

>>22571831
That's what Mary Sues do.

>>22571835
It's all it is, and all it needs to be.

>>22571769
Honestly, I don't think anyone is liable to realize just by looking. The references are kind of arcane and the metaphors are not so obvious.

>>22571835
He is also a paladin of Descartes.

>>22571831
Wait, you thought the site would be anything but a public place to show how super special and how misunderstood they are.

Sure, some people try and avoid it, but, she obviously can't. Are all her posts like that?

If Richard is in here, did you go to an English grammar school?

Because I'm fairly sure I know you.

>>22571835
You act like that isn't enough.

>>22571835
He is Penis, son of Penis, who uses his Penis.

And no one knows what he's doing

>>22571816
It's not gone into in much depth, the books mostly focus on the Greek demigods, the assorted Romans with divine heritage (not all half and half) and there's a mostly separate series focusing on Egyptian magicians, with only incidental allusions to the grecoroman folks. Considering they don't even meaningfully interact when there's apocalypses going on, I imagine they don't talk much if at all.

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>>22571417
>edit signature
>delete | edit
YOU are the fucker in this scenario, Mark!

>>22571880
This. He's pretty much just barking 'PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS' and the kids just respond 'What's that, Richard? Lex is trapped in a well?'

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im on mcvampirekisses profile she uploaded a picture of maryanne

>>22571919
oh man thats fresh

>>22571926
YOU ARE MCVAMPIREKISSES

And that's fine as long as you stay out of Richard's way. Honestly I don't see what the big deal is it's not like these pathetic people are siphoning his talent or charm.

>>22571926
Stop pretending, we all know it's you you gaylord.

>>22571925
I laughed at this so fucking hard. My sides have gone hypernove and destroyed the earth.

I'm really confused as to why all these newcomers are so upsetting. It's not like they're uncovering our dashing hero's secret identity. But if they do then fuck them.

>>22571894
I just think that the grreek gods are the most douchetastic examples of divinity and in this setting seems to reinforce that. They're like leeches- going from one human civilization to another and releasing monsters like the Minotaur and medusea for shits and giggles.

>>22571894
Hrm....so half-bloods of different pantheons would probably meet each other by chance?

Perhaps the Greek half-bloods play a trick on the son of Hephastus that involves putting him on a plane to Norway and while he's out there, he meets the Norse half-bloods and decides he likes them more than the Greek half-bloods.

Oh, when he doesn't come back, the Greeks start to panic...

>>22571961
>But if they do then fuck them.
Exactly, we're just taking precautions before anything actually happens.

What alignment is Richard Fontaine?

>>22571985
Chaotic Penis

>>22571914
>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, AND SOULS FOR THE SOUL THRONE!

>Slaanishi cultists

>A chain sword

>Skeeting on the Cultists

I...I accidentally my keyboard.

>>22571976
But they haven't. Not yet. Let's hope they're content with being second-banana unfunny thread villains.

>>22571998
It's a reference to Elric of Melnibone actually.
>Arioch! Arioch! Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!

>>22571998
You left out Duke Nukem.

>>22571914
>trap women
This is too right to be wrong.

It's like adding more characters to a Sonic game.

>>22571965
The Egyptians are way more douchetastic. I mean, the Greek gods are huge douches, don't get me wrong, but the Egyptians seem to be literally unable to comprehend mortals not agreeing with them or not wanting to give over their entire body and soul, while the Greeks just don't really care about mortals all that much.

>>22571972

Alternatively, ADVENTURING Greek pantheon kids stumble upon a random Norse pantheon kid while on ADVENTURE, and he accompanies them back to Camp. Hijinks ensue, bad guy winds up making some remark that amounts to "After Olympis, Asgard is next."

This causes Odin to go all "You fuck with the family, the family fucks you", and show up with his crew at the Final Battle to bitchslap Kronus.

I would pay significant amounts of money to see this.

>>22572027
But they do that! And some of them turn out to be mediocre! Like Team Chaotix!

>>22572009
Just because they haven't yet doesn't mean they won't eventually, more likely through incompetence than malice.

>>22572019
>>22572024
This guy is intimately familiar with a huge array of media. He's good.

>>22571936

A common trigger for tighter moderation and b&hammering is a sudden influx of new people. Richard is less likely to have to explain his +3 Dick Joke of Exceptional Length if no one's paying attention.

One newbie going against the flow is puzzling. Two is a raid.

>>22572101
But as far as I can tell the other two fit right in...
And by that I mean are massive faggots.

>>22572035
I'd bet that the Norse gods in that setting are total bros.

>>22572141
ALE AND WHORES!

[The above statement has been REDACTED into something more audience friendly]

AND MY AXE!

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>>22571283
>That rampant switching between first and third person narrating
Oh jesus, it's like My Immortal all over again.

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>>22572154
The hammer is my penis

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>>22572172
It's witchcraft, I tell you, WITCHCRAFT!

>>22571925
Fuck me, my sides have reached critical mass
Well done you son of a bitch

>>22572154
Aye, let us gorge ourselves on suckling boars, and drown in unceasing horns of mead--er, frothy mugs of milk!

>>22572208
>DAT LUCIFER
You are a god of references.

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>>22572208
CUHREIZEI

Just saw this on suptg, is the chickensmoothie crusade still on?

>>22572208
>Dante

I love you, man. I just want you to know that.

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>>22572208

>>22572243
/tg/ was sadly bested by apparently the slow nature of the board's mods.

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>>22572208
I FUCKING LOVE YOU DUDE!

>>22572243
Over here. >>22570276

>>22572224
>>22572042
>son of Dionysus and son of Ares finds themselves in Valhalla
>"Wow, these guys know how to party better than your dad!"

>>22572243
Yep. You want this thread >>22570276

>>22572208
>symbolizing the abyss that rose between Richard and Isabelle
inb4 she wants to roleplay a romance with him.

>>22572294
"NOBODY PARTIES BETTER THAN THE GOD OF PARTIES DUUUUUU~DE! I'LL SHOW THESE FROZENBALLS HOW TO REALLY HAVE SOME WILD TIMES!

YOUNG GREEK BOYS FOR EEE~VERYBODY!"

>>22572294
Valhalla parties are way tamer than Dionysus parties. There's way less emphasis on fucking, and the eating and drinking are usually separate from the fighting.

>>22572340
As parties should be. Stopping the food by starting a fight will only result in ruination of both. Also, Asgard has all the bitches in one compound, the better for the pimpingest warriors to hunt for.

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I'm out of ideas for now. Plus the introduction of cancer through aware members will make me wait for a bit.
I'll be back tomorrow.

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>>22572338
>inter-pantheon party contest
FUND THIS SHIT!

>>22572340
>Implying Valhalla isn't a constant barhouse brawl where people are getting drunk and attacking ach other with the mugs and horns while bitches are being porked on the tables left right and center to the point hwere you have to eat out of your hands and there is 0 available table space, then you pass out from a failing liver that can't fail, and you wake up, and kill your enemies.

>>22572364
Respond to the issue of the other thread. The one with the faggots.

>>22572397
Jesus man they're not Irish.

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>that sig
Jesus christ

>>22572419
Fuck you, Irish people make the best Berserkers and Barbarians!

>>22572397
It's not. People explicitly go outside to fight.

>>22572401
Where's that?

>>22572442
Except they don't. A good berserker only goes crazy when there's an enemy to fight.

>>22572451
>>22572467
Ya'll niggas don't know how to have fun.

>>22572461
The Camp Halfblood one.

>>22572451
I imagine there's a little rough housing that goes on in the halls that is only to determine who's going to fight whom when everyone goes outside. You know, just guys picking fights with each other.

>>22572480
"Fun" is watching your foe struggle to grasp onto life as you destroy his life's work. "Fun" isn't growing so confused on strong but tasteless alcohols that you kill your fellow warriors and die slowly and ignobly of liver failure.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
Archived, remember to vote

>>22572524
This is Valhalla, I can have both.

>>22572514
I'd imagine there isn't all that much legitimate rivalry going on. There's plenty of Sif's girls to go around, these men are trained as brothers in arms by their god himself, and any injuries they cause one another are mended almost immediately and amusingly.

>>22572514
>in the halls
It's an old norse-style building. There's only one hall and it's the whole place. There might be a single back room if anything.

>>22572547
No, you can't. In Valhalla, nothing is destroyed until Ragnarok. In Valhalla, everyone feasts and feasts upon succulent meats and sweet honey meads until they are almost catatonic, then fight together, fully sober.

>>22572571
As I recall, there were at least two halls. Odin's feast-hall/throne room and Sif's women's quarters. I think it was Sif. Could have been Freya.

>>22572571
If it was exactly like a mortal hall it would also be way too small, and they'd build a new one and burn down the old one every once in a while because it starts stinking.

>>22572587
These are separate buildings though, and fighting in Sif's hall is probably not allowed.

>>22572577
Sounds terribly depressing.

>I'm just going to eat myself to sleep because I have no self control and I'm dead

>Tomorrow I wake up and impale some guys, and I'm not even drunk enough to enjoy it.

I like my version quite alot more.

>>22572548
True, but I picture this fight-starting being more along the lines of men picking their sparring partners for the day by punching them in the face.

>>22572612
That's not right anyway. You eat until you're done eating, then fight until you're dead. And then when you wake up you do it again.

>>22572577
Which kind of sucks if you don't like mead. I'd love to introduce the einherjar to a good porter or coffee oatmeal stout.

>>22572632
I'd like to see one try a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster.

>>22572612
>needing to be drunk to enjoy a good fight.
>>22572632
>not liking mead.

do any of you niggers even nord?

>>22572632
>>22572637
There's no doubt in my mind that modern-day Valhalla stocks various sorts of alcohol, from beer to whiskey to vodka.

>>22572652
Sometimes mead is too rich for me. It's like drinking syrup, if prepared wrong.

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>>22572632
>don't like mead
How is this possible?

>>22572725
It's just way too sweet for my liking. That's never quite been to my taste buds. Also doesn't help that the two worst sicknesses/hangovers I've had, as in "they lasted two/three days each, and I was in and out of consciousness the entire first day on each occasion" were on Captain Morgan and mead. Between them, the experiences gave me a pretty massive aversion to sweet alcohol in general, and rum and mead in particular.

Guys. I've just had a thought. What if Lex is a plant from somewhere else? And Richard has stumbled upon him as he's playing the long game with this RP? What if we're all pawns in Lex's game?

>>22573363
Again, the only possible solution is to attempt to give him the dick. If he accepts it, he's clearly in on the joke.

>>22573363
Occams razor.

>>22573363
Then just call Superman on his ass. Or better yet, tempt him with the false promise of fourty whole pieces of the most delectable solid desserts. If he fell after the lies, then surely he must be a comrade.

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>>22573583
bump with random image

>>22571401
>Dat praisin' the sun
Your doing Brolaire proud, m'lord.

>>22573463
oh you're no fun

>>22572141

>Ares and Athena get incredibly pissed at the rest of the non-warmongering gods in their pantheon
>Attempt to prove themselves awesome by attacking the Norse gods
>First one they run into is some huge bearded dude
>Athena: "We can take him."
>Ares: "He's only got one hand. Where's the challenge?"
>Athena: "Point. He's probably not even a god."
>Ares: "It's really hard to tell, yes. Everyone looks like this guy."
>Tyr: "If you're not too busy whispering to each other, I could use a hand with getting this cask of ale open."
>Ten minutes later...
>Tyr: "And that's how I choked a wolf to death with my bare hand."
>Dionysus: "That's *hic* fucking incredible."
>Ares: Passed out, drunk
>Athena: "We're not so different, after all!"
>Tyr: "Right, except I don't have such a magnificent beard."
>Athena: Puzzling that out through a drunken haze, almost manages to take insult before Dionysus starts laughing like a jackal

>>22572364
>punching a rock into a bear
Sounds /tg/.

>>22584097
It's a good plan.