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>>22612000
What?

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>>22612000

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>>22611986
Translation:
"This thread is no better than calculated. Prepare the tomb and we shall exterminate these vermin."

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pastebin DOT com sLASH raw DOT php?i=2rRVBHQE

Try and decrypt this, /tg/.

The numbers were spam filtered, apparently.

This thread is silly for two reasons.

1- Necrons aren't backward and primitive and thus won't use Binary

2- Necrons can actually talk and love to hear themselves speak and love it more when people can understand them!

>>22612630
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>>22612630
>Necrons can actually talk and love to hear themselves speak and love it more when people can understand them!

citation needed

>>22612729
Newcron Codex!

Haha...really people. Were you living under a rock or something? Get with the Times!

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>>22612776
One would think that people would pick up from all the pompous and megalomania filled speeches that the Necrons love to talk peoples ears off.

Not even their deathless and mindless troops are safe from the constant yammering.

>>22612879
>>22612879
>>22612879
>>22612879
TELL ME MOAR

>>22612989
There's the crazy old Overlord who thinks he's still fighting in the Wars of Secession and constantly compares what's happening to battles nobody cares about.

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WE NECRONS NOW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFSm9vfwtNw

>>22613020
>>22613020
>>22613020
>>22613020
YES YES, ANY MORE OF HIM?

>>22612879
Don't forget Trayzen's Letter to Inquisitor Valeria, I'm still not sure if he was serious, or had executed Trolling.exe when he wrote it.

>>22613066
I'm pretty sure Trolling.exe is always running.

>>22613066
trayzen? A NECRON?

>>22613145
Uh, yeah. Trazyn the Infinite, Lord of Trolling and Killer of Tarpits. What had you heard he was?

>>22613066
Oh god I love that magnificent bastard. I believe there's a picture floating around here somewhere that is basically the necrons partying while writing the troll letter.

>>22613145
oh, there's no 'e'. I fucked the spelling all up.
It's Trazyn the Infinite,
And yes he's a Necron Overlord, specifically a Troll Lord.

>>22613173
>>22613173
>>22613173
oh shit
>>22613158
i heard he was a space commie
>>22613166
PIC Or IT DIDNT HAPPEN

also more stories of trayzn

>>22613197
That's the problem. I'm looking through my pic folder and its not here. It's essentially necrons shopped into a real historical painting depicting a bunch of dudes writing a letter to Egypt that says that all their women breed with dogs while having a kegger. I wish I could remember what it was called.

>>22613197
Well, he's got doombots. Only they'er other lords.

>>22613276
And they don't know it. Also, he steals everything.

>>22613329
like the blood ravens "borrow"?

>>22613365
yeah, but Trazyn doesn't call it borrowing. He admits to jacking your shit and dares you to do something about it.

>>22613365
Yep, except he doesn't even bother to hide that he's stealing shit.

Ok, got the Troll Lord's collection highlights list off 1d4chan. So,don't kill me if I miss something or get it wrong:
The wraithbone choir of Altansar, an ossified Enslaver husk, Sebastion Thor's head, and a giant man clad in baroque power armor. He also may have a tardis. Oh, and five dead, minitureized Catachan regiments. As well as getting banned from the Necron throneworld after trying to loot Imoteck's staff.

>>22613396
>>22613388
hes my new hero,also i have newfound respect for necrons

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Here it is, based off of the Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire.

>>22613534
PRAISE THEE GOOD SIR!

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>>22613534
Couldn't find a screencap of the letter so I just made one myself.

His letter is the best thing ever.

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>>22613388
>>22613396
It's not stealing, it's liberation.

>>22613534
>>22613605
I can feel the contempt and sarcasm ooooozing from Trazyn by the second. It's a delicious couterpoint to inquisitor Valeria's rage tears.

>>22613605
>>22613605
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>>22613605
thats the best thing ive read all year

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>>22613475
If Trazyn makes you think necrons are awesome then read up on Orikan the diviner, he's one of the only beings that can boast a perfect record on his future sight.

>>22613624
Which WD is that from? I want Necron Scenarios.

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>>22613761
mostly because if he screws up, he sends a message to himself in the past, and can then alter history. The newcrons are officially dicks.
pic VERY related

>>22613818
389, The Battle for Tanrak.

>>22613840
i like them better this way, it mkes them seem more... flavorful

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>ITT

>>22613851
Thank you

I like the fact that the Grey Knights got their Labyrinths from a Xenos source as part of their Beat Chaos At All Costs policy.

And it turns out the Necrons make Labyrinths.

Somewhere out there, there is a Weapons Dealer Necron Lord.

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>>22613948
NO U

>>22613989
THE EMPRAH WAS A NECRON ALL ALONG

>>22613989
Why do you think Crons and GK are Allies of Convenience?

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>>22613989

"Welcome, flesh-thing. What are you buyin'? What are you sellin'?"

>>22613951
I don't think that actually means anything.

>>22614054
>tries to buy pariahs
DONT HAVE ENOUGH FO DAT IM AFRAID
>tries to buy an artifact
NOT FOR SALE
>tries to buy labyrinths
SORRY ALL SOLD OUT THAT GUY IN GRAY POWER ARMOR TOOK Em ALL

>>22613624
>>22613761
I always imagine Trazyn with Skeletor's voice, Orikan with Bender's, and Obyron with Sindri's (with a little less sarcasm and contempt, a little more "someone just put me out of my misery").

>>22614291
I played this 10 year old kick with a smurfs army. He pulled out Calgar, and I played Trazyn. I spent the whole game with Skeletor's voice.
"So we meet again Marneus Calgar"
The kid loved it, he became a regular at my FLGS

>>22614291
so like marvin?

>>22614348

You win some of my Internets, good sir.

>tfw you can't do this anymore because your FLGS has gone WE WARMACHINE NOW.

>>22613932
Agreed.
They're like the crazy uncle of the 40k universe.

>>22614352
Something along those lines, yes. Zahndrekh is probably some gigantic ham like Mum-Ra or something.

>>22614291

That pirate special character, the one who controls machines. He should sound like Davy Jones.

>>22614460
I always gave him a Megatron voice. It seemed fitting.

>>22614505

G1 or Beast Wars?

Yessss...

>>22614443
I'd always assumed Zandrekh spoke like an old timey British big game hunter.

>>22614291
See, I always thought Zahndrehk had something like Farnsworth's voice with a tad of Sheogorath thrown in the mental mix. And Obyron was basically his Haskil: He's the one who gets shit done, but he knows the dynasty would go to hell without the crazy bastard leading it.

Crap when did the Necrons became this fun? Fucking Trazyn trolling like a pro.

Also who might that SM in baroque armor be to mention him in such an specific way?

>>22614505
But if you give him Megatron then who gets to be Starscream.

>>22614550
My money's on either a primarch or the actual Emperor.

>>22614526
I like that idea as well. Anything really eccentric works well for him I think, to show how nutty he is and how excruciatingly lucid Obyron is by comparison.
>>22614529
Haskil is perfect, thanks.

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>>22614552
Imotekh. Not because of his personality or anything, but because it would sound hilarious.

>>22614624

>Zandrekh is Tony Stark, living in a dream world where he's as awesome as he thinks he is.

>Obyron is Jarvis, cleaning up his messes along the way.

>>22614598
Although I know it probably isn't true I'd love it if it was Horus's body and at some point Trazyn swapped it out for a copy.

>>22612879
That's mainly the Necron Lords. The rank and file are usually pretty down to Earth

>>22614550
My money's on either Russ, Khan, or Vulkan, since they're the ones who've disappeared, but aren't confirmed dead.

>>22614627
oh god that is hilarious

>>22614047
Well, The Silent King allied with the goddamn Blood Angels at one point, anything's possible

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>>22614720

>>22614720
Yeah, I was saying the Crons and GK are Allies of convenience because Crons are their weapon dealers.

>>22614676
The Lexicanum states that it's not a Primarch but likely Brother Cassiel of the Blood Angels

>>22614754
i detect heresy

>>22614676

Khan supposed to be trapped by DE and Russ is yiffing in the EoT with his puppies so it is probably Vulkan.

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I still think that Orikan the Diviner is the best, just 'cause he's a total asshole for the fun of it. He can predict the future and travel through time. The thing is that his predictions are sometimes inaccurate, but if his prediction goes wrong he travels back in time and murders whoever made it go wrong.

>>22614830

You know of his secret?

Prepare to never exist.

>>22614809
To be fair, they originally went to the planet to eradicate the Necron taint, but then the fucking 'nids showed up and they formed an unlikely alliance. There's a movie in there somewheres

I certainly hope Trazyn has one of Abaddon's pairs of arms in his collection.

>>22614871
he most likely has 5

>>22614899
He's using Abbadon as an mechanic-arm farm

>>22614868
It will be made by japan, on account of the Bishonen Blood Angels. Possible highlights might include a Monolith/Land Raider/Barge Gattai, and Tsundere Flayed Onii-sans.

>>22614923
EXACTLY
also a daemon arm farm
he probably even steals from the blood ravens
and hey probably even have a grape vine network and share secrets

>>22614955
Here's how it works with Trayzn: If they're powerful, he's got a chunk of them stashed away.

>>22614976
he probably has himself stashed away

>>22614955
Of course he steals from Blood Ravens, how do you think he got that mug?

>>22614995
he "BORROWED" it

>>22614990

But...how would...oowwwww

>>22615016
There are three Trayzns known to exist. None of them are actually the real Trayzn.

>>22615073
no he actually has himself stashed away no fakes

>>22615073

Then...where...oh god blood from my nose how did this happen

>>22615095
Your chair is Trazyn

>>22615113

My keyboard is Trazyn, too! Oh god!

>>22615113
Your computer? Trazyn. Car? Also Trazyn.

>>22615122
But that Trazyn is made up of smaller Trazyns

>>22615131
im trazyn

>>22615131

This post is Trazyn. The above post is Trazyn.

The post below?

Trazyn

>>22615140
I'm Trazyn too.

it is declared then
all life is made of micro trazyns which are made of smaller trazyns

>>22615150

Alpharius, plz go

>>22615154

But what are those smaller Trazyn's made of?

>>22615147
Get up, go to the bathroom.
Look closely at yourself in the mirror
...
That's right, you're Trayzn.
Enjoy.

>>22615159
Even smaller Trazyns

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>>22615154
The mug is also Trazyn

>>22615168

Trazyn is nested fractally. There is no bottom.

>>22615177
diomedes and trazyn

>>22615185
What if Matter is Trazyn, and Anti-Matter is Diomedes?

>>22615193
the emprah is anti anti anti matter so that would mean the emprah rooted squared and diveded by 2 squared times pi minus 2. this would equal .00000000001 which would be equal to a single guardsmen this means all guadsmen make up anti matter

>>22615222

Seems legit.

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>>22615222

>>22615255
In other news Cthulu fell apart into what appear to be mechanical men who immediately ran off and stole everything that wasn't nailed down.

>>22615234
>you could say that light is a form of anti matter because light=heat and if there is enough heat you could destroy particles or rearrange them into different formations thus light is antimatter. and since regular guardsmen are made of trayzn they use antimatter rifles or flashlights which are essentially guardsmen launchers

>>22615275

And then they stole those things, too. And the nails. And then they stole themselves to be sure.

>>22615275
so trayzn stole himself from cthulu who is himself in a cellular level?

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>>22615281

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>>22615281
I think my brain just stripped its clutch.

>>22615305
this is your trazyn brain on trazyn
these words are made of trazyn
if you would look at the microns of a particle
only trazyn would be there

>>22615293
Yes. And then he stole everything else, which is also Trazyn.

>>22615330

I just Trazyn'd billions of tiny Trazyns out of my throbbing Trazyn.

>>22615342
and it became seatrayzn

>>22615342

Billions upon billions of Trazyns.

>>22615073
So basically, this video is all about Trazyn
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfYRfpaBwnc

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Dad, are you Trazyn?

>>22615393

Yes, Trazyn. Now we can be a Trazyn again.

>>22615385
>>22615385
in an atomically correct scale all videos are about trayzn

>>22615281
some one needs to shop millions of tiny guardsmen onto a lasrifles projectile (it is a projectile now)

>>22615385

Oh Trazyn, I Trazyn'd hard.

>>22615437
but was all that trayzn worth it?

>>22614348
Good job sir! The mindless hate some of our neckbretheren direct towards the young is awful.

>>22615499
In the trazyn, it doesn't even trayzn.

>>22615533

Trazyn, do you even Trazyn?

This is now a Trayzn Thread.

>>22615644
every thread is a trayzn thread
also guys how do i photoshop in paint?

>>22615656
Use the Trayzn
Also, archinving

>>22615705
so if i dont agree with you would that make me a guardsmen?

>>22615724
It would make you not Trayzn.
And therefore nonexistent

>>22615734
or anti matter

>>22615745
anti heresy

>>22615865
as this thread travels to the dark abyss of 404 i cant help bunt wonder, was there a way to save this thread?
is there still a chance for redemption?
when will there be another trazyn thread?
not all of these questions will be answered in my life time, but i can hope.

>>22616195
Or you could cote for archive, you lazy Trayzn

>>22616304
LINK

>>22616304
>vote for archive
>not using suptg or letting foolz do all the trayzn for you
But seriously, this thread doesnt really need an archive. It was fun, but let it be. Let it trayzn.

>http://chanarchive org/requests

>>22616324
>>22616324
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it must not trayzn THIS TRAZYN WILL LIVE5ever IN OUR ARchIives

>>22616358
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/vote.html

>>22616358
we have an archive

>>22616472
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Dear Sirs,

I shall not vote, for surely amongst my collection you noticed a good many pieces. And it was Indeed quite considerate of You to send me this Thread, but alas I am quite perplexed.

You see, amongst my Collection I have a great many Threads already, and while I take any opportunity to Refine my Collection, this specimen, is, alas, inadequate.

Therefore I'm afraid I have no choice to return it, undoubtedly intact, along with a small gift to demonstrate my condolence. Should you have the fortitude to escape a Barghesi Training Barge, I will gladly survey future Thread submissions for the grand Collection.

Your humble friend,
Trayzn

>>22616697
hey im trayzn too

Once there was a necron, he wanted to fuck and wanted to feeeeeel the sensation.
So he was adventuring through the galaxy to find this item to make him feeeeeeeeel.
He found it, used it and lives now happy and content in his crypt that he remodelled into an underground village of lust and passion while a pariah shield excludes evil, prude and sexually inept lifeforms who never had and never will consent to sex and compensate their sterile frustration with extreme sperging and autism beyond the definitions of these aforementioned words.
While also excluding the warp, because std and ptd (psychologically transferred diseases).
Happy end, not for the emperor though, he wanted to get in and live there, for that was utopia for him.
unfortunally, he is stuck with the prude and sexually frustrated people, who do not want him to be happy, because they are beyond autism and aspergers.
poor emperor, so cockblocked and tormented, says the necron and plays piano to express his sadness while everyone in his village listens.
The end.

>>22617543
Zahndrek, leave. This is Trazyn's thread.

>>22611986
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>>22621852
Void Dragon, WHO THE FUCK LET YOU OUT OF THE LABYRINTH?

>>22621852
>stating the obvious
Getting a bit slow there, Void

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>>22621894
Slow, you say?

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Why didn't FFG acknowledge Xeno in their latest supplement? I thought they loved referencing bad fanon!

>>22611986

I thought they didn't do that anymore

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>>22621941
This is why

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>>22621974
BONK!

Transformers! Trayzn in disguise.

>>22621998
That's kind of obvious, though. Everything is secretly Trazyn.

>>22622082
When you drown, that's the Trazyns in the water stealing the Trazyns that make up the air in your lungs.

>>22621941
Didn't they at one point? I coulda sworn there was some blurb somewhere about a femcron with a ladyroboner for scarab drones.

>>22614529
I always read zandrhek in abridged Mariik's voice, with Obyron as Odion