>>22617928
Is it hard to make arrangements with yourself?

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>Commissar
I've set Marcia to do laps on our obstacle course. The outcome however, is clear. Though her memories and training as an Eldar Warlock remain dormant, or lost. She still possesses the prowess of an Eldar, lithe agile and graceful. I doubt she would have trouble completing this small course that many guardsmen fail and die to complete.

>>22617945
Arrangements with myself? What do you mean?

>>22617950
for doing well in her training, give her a good ear rubbing

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>>22617950

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>>22617980

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>>22617986

this is on cadia isn't it?

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>>22617950
Impressive...
>>22617993
Most impressive.

>>22618002
Does Cadia even have training courses?

I thought it was more a case of "Hey kid, happy fifth birthday, here's a lasgun, there are bloodletters in the facility."

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>>22617993
>landing with a knee against the ground
Fucking why, you land with your feet like this. Arms can touch ground for further cushioning, and knees may or may not be apart, but don't land on your fucking knee. That way lies crutches and a wheelchair.

Wait a minute...

I just realized.

What happened to the items that we took off her? Did she even have a Witchblade? For that matter, her soulstone! Where is that! Eldar gotta have their waystones.

>>22618044
"Soulstone? What's that?"

>>22618044
>The soulstone is in the Commissar's room. Locked away. Her other runes and equipment have been destroyed

>>22618061
Alright, straight simple and to the point.

We've done weapon assembly and now fitness. What other training programs are there? Perhaps we could see if she has an aptitude for something useful, such as stealth or medicine.

Alright.
Now that it is clear she is physically competent, let's see how she's doing on the faith. While a true measure of faith would probably be best left to others, we should see if she has the basics down. i.e. does she know who to point the lasgun at?

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>>22617993
Marcia has completed her lap, do you wish to
>Make her run it again
>Tell her to go change and wash
>hand her a bottle of "water"

>>22618078
Trials of faith sound good. Let's see what she knows about the Emperor, if sufficient knowledge is lacking, fill it in with a private teaching of our glorious God-Ruler.

>>22618078
Change and wash. We're moving to mental training. It's too bad we can't teach psyker stuff, but we can hone that mind in other ways.

>>22618078
Hand her a bottle of water and let her rest for an hour, then another lap.

>>22618078
Run it again. Excellency must be pushed to its limits just as mediocrity, if you want a useful soldier. Anything else is playing favourites and building laziness.

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>>22618078
Hand her a bottle of water, you lousy heretic.

>>22618095
>>22618105
>>22618109
Give her a drink and make her run again. We'll drill her on the God-Emperor as she does it, just like with any guardsman. We're not going to be soft like some sergeants

>>22618105
Running it again won't test her limits. Making her repeat something that wasn't a challenge is a waste of time.

Change and wash. Time for some mental training.

>>22618078
>>hand her a bottle of "water"

She did this easily, not even breaking a sweat, we'll make her do harder stuff later, for now, mental training.

>>22618129
She repeats it until it IS a challenge. That is the very basics of drill - you do what's easy until it's hard again, and when you can do it right even under extreme fatigue, THEN you know how to do something. What are we trying to raise, a useful tool or a hobby gymnast?

Move to mental training. This soldier is going to be a psyker eventually, not a commando. We'll just have to make do with what we know instead of inappropriate (and apparently trivial) training

Rolled 100, 21, 63, 9, 31, 99 = 323

>>22618120
I second this. I'm pretty sure you don't just run one course.

>>22618149
Not to mention that we have to know her limits. Fancy acrobatics can wait, finding out the limits of her basic stamina is a necessary first step.

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>>22618078
You've given Marcia a bottle of water,
>Thank you..
She seems refreshed somewhat after drinking it.
You then tell her to run the course again.

do you:
>put lead weights on her
>make her run normally
>blindfold her

>>22618181
Weights. Guardsmen have to be able to do this in full kit

>>22618181
Weights nigga. Gotta learn to run with a 70 pound pack on.

>>22618181
Weight, but not lead weights at the end of her limbs, that is bad for your tendons, but give her a heavy rucksack like a guardsman would use to tote around their gear.

Make sure to tell her she did a good job because that was an impressive run she did.

>>22618181

Female torture device(read vibrator) in her pants while see runs the course.

also save game just in case.

>>22618181
Weights.

>>22618181
Normally but tell her to run the lap over and over until we say "Stop". Naturally, we won't leave even for a second. Gotta set a good example.

>>22618201
Second

I think we should sit down and have a little debate. The first question is, What do we want this xeno to become? Until we know, we don't know how to train her.

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>>22617928
>Read the OP even though I know it's gametime.
>See 'Beginning'
>Wait...
>See the *first* thread I somehow missed
>That last post by LMK
And OP does indeed, deliver.

>>22618254
We've already discussed this: The first Xeno-mindscrubbed trooper. If we can turn this race of creatures into something worthwhile to humanity, all the better. If not, it makes no difference.

>>22618254
Eventually, some kind of Emperor-loving pointy-eared Psyker for justice. I'm assuming this physical exercise is to remove excess exuberance

>>22618254
I personally want personal aide, psyker, and mistress. But teaching her basic soldiery stuff doesn't hurt, it gives her discipline.

>>22618254
I thought we were supposed to make sweet heretical love to it.

>>22618269
Yes, but do we want a mindless tool (which is fine) or someone capable of taking initiative (which is fine, too)?

>>22618284
Capable of taking initiative, they're more useful, but utterly loyal to us and the Emperor.

Also subservient in bed.

>>22618284
Somewhere in the middle, really. It's probably best if an Eldar, no matter how loyal, stays away from the upper echelons of power. The politics would get real ugly.

More importantly, we should strive to make her the best soldier she can be until we can get some proper psyker training here

Send out some scout patrols to look for ruins, anomalies or signs of enemys. The wych mentioned danger to her craftworld, which suggests necron, 'nid, chaos or something else unsavory might be in the area.

>>22618284
The latter would fit somewhere else. But this is Warhammer 40,000.

A universe where fascism works.

>super-grunt
>sentai psyker
>combat secretary
>heresy
See, this is too many wills and goals for us to form a coherent training method.

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>>22618294
>fascism works.
Oh it begins.

>>22618298
It'll work out.

>>22618298
Most of us are confused about whether we are her superior officer or her daddy. There are a couple who just want p0n0s in vag000, but we ignore them. Fortunately, until we get a psyker here, we can just go with accelerated guardsman training

>>22618321
we are both, why is this hard to understand?

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>>22618181
You have equipped her with a pack, full of lead and lead pockets, and to simulate combat situations, you've also given her a standard flak armour to wear.

>Sir Commissar, I will follow your order as you wish. How many laps?

Rolled 3

Let's do this in true neckbread fashion.

>>22618339
Three. A nice, round, complete number.

>>22618339
"How high can you count?"

>>22618339
As many as normally required for a guardsmen.

(we should be careful, I don't want her to die mang)

>>22618339
"You will do a lap for every basic tenant of the Imperial Creed, while reciting it."

>>22618339
"In combat you do not know how far you have to run. Until I tell you to stop."

Have her run until she is rather tired, then have her run more. Then tell her she did a good job, give her some water, and a head pat.

>>22618369
and rub hear ears

>>22618366
>tenant
Tenet. Fucking mobile

>>22618339
"Run until you can't run anymore. Listen to your body, not me, when you can't continue, you'll know"

Test her limits and her knowledge of them, we don't want her becoming someone who pushes themselves to utter exhaustion and uselessness

>>22618375
Of course, that goes without saying. Ear rubbings are required for when she does a good job and pleases us.

>>22618354
>>22618369
Let's modify this
"You never know how far you may have to run to aid your fellow Guardsman. You will keep running until I tell you to stop." Watch her stoically the entire time

>>22618380
I'll throw my support behind this.

>>22618369
I second this. When she's looking wobbly, she can run around the spike trap. We don't want her skewered on principle.

>>22618321
Why not all three?

>>22618413
unless we're doing the skewering

>>22618396
Yet we have to know what she can do. At this point, it's much more important than HER knowing what she can do. If we tell her to run until she no longer feels like it, we're giving her an opportunity to fake and keep on faking.

>>22618380
Nah, that's bullshit. Guardsman do what their commissar says, they don't follow their own judgement and intuition.

>>22618442
this

>>22618430
Because heresy is mutually exclusive with the other two.

>>22618339
>"In the heat of battle, you must learn to judge for yourself where your limits are, when you can keep going and when you can't, even when you do not have the end in sight. I want you to run blindfolded until I tell you to stop. If I catch you not giving it your all, I will be most... displeased. However, at some point during your run, I will be leaving to get a sandwich. Needless to say, I will not be able to watch you during this period, but it is up to you to notice my lack of presence. You will begin your run in no more than ten seconds."

>>22618442
This. So much this.

>>22618450
Is not heresy if...
If...
Crap, my vocabolary is failing me, suggestions?

>>22618469
It's not heresy if you only do it in the butt.

>>22618469
It's not Heresy if she's a loyal servant of the Emperor.

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>>22618339
You are to run until I tell you to stop. It does not matter to me if you get tired, or dizzy. You do NOT stop until my saying so is that clear?
>Yes, Commissar!
Good. Now start running.
>Yes, Commissar!

>>22618488
True...

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>>22618469
"If, if" nothing!

>>22618493
She's so freaking loyal. A model soldier.

Aside from being a xeno and all.

You know.

>>22618503
She is a loyal servant of the emperor! Her species does not change this fact!

>>22618493
Make sure to keep a good eye on her condition. We want her to test her limits, push them, but not actually hurt her.

Make sure to give her water, head pats, and ear rubbings for doing a good job afterwards.

>>22618503
She's loyal because her loyalty hasn't been tested. Tell me, do you want her to like you because you're so easy on her, or because you made her into a capable soldier, loyal to the Emperor? I for one care not about the loyalty or adoration of some simpering sop.

>>22618524
This.

>>22618493
When do we start having her train with other members of the regiment?

after all, War is a team sport.

>>22618493
So, if she runs until exhaustion, she's going to need help stretching out. Get the kinks out.

>>22618546
When they stop talking about her pointy ears and xeno powers.

>>22618559
XENO? I SEE NO XENO. ONLY A LOYAL ABHUMAN.

we should put her soulstone on a bottle of vodka.

i mean what could go wrong?

>>22618524
None of that sweet stuff! When she is wobbly, she can run past the spike trap. When she is thirsty, she can drink. When the day is over, we teach her about the Emperor and once she has SHOWN us improvement, we pat her.

>>22618568
>Marcia Murderface
This will not end well.

>>22618576
This. Jesus, this. Stop rewarding her for the simplest of tasks a fucking human recruit could do.

>>22618580

damnit i knew one of you was here.

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>>22618493
>Bog pit,

>>22618566
nah you just giver her a headband like spock had in StarTrek4 and no one would be able to tell the difference!

problem solved!

>>22618576

don't forget praising words.
bitches love praises.

Would the average Guardsman even know what an Eldar is?

>>22618589
Agreed

>>22618620
>not informing your troops about the enemy
Yes, he would.

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Solution.

>>22618620
most know em as Xeno pirates.

and they still can't tell the diference between Dark eldar and craftworld.

>>22618589
Yes. Empty praise doesn't mean anything. She's got to really feel like one of the boys and not just a pampered princess

>>22618624
But the Eldar are few and far between. I mean, I doubt more than one Guardsman in a million ever fights against them.

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>>22618596

>>22618647
I'm sure they still cover the Eldar in basic or whatever. I mean, they're still a threat, so why not have all your forces aware of them?

>>22618626
>>22618598
hell a damn helmet would work just as well.

it might also help to train her with the next batch of recruits so a proper bond can form. not to mention they wouldn't know she is a xeno unless we make the mistake of telling them.

>>22618649
Wait. Are those. Lasers?

>>22618658
yes

>>22618649
Take your most trusted Stormtroopers, then have them train her in CQC.

>>22618658
Yes.
I mean, you HAVE to weed out the inept out of the glorious hammer of the Imperium. In battle EVERY error is fatal and boot camp should be as well

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This is what the Primer says on Eldar.

We need put her through some kind of jury-rigged danmaku course. She has to be able to advance towards her enemy WHILE they are firing at her.

>>22618672
The exertion of running this course will leave her far too exhausted for that.

We can have her fight and train with the Kasrkin tomorrow.

>>22618649
Flashlights? That's it? What about live rounds?

>>22618693
>The exertion of running this course will leave her far too exhausted for that.
Give her an hour to recover.

>>22618649
Damn. That's a good obstacle.

>>22618699
T-Those are the live rounds...

>>22618688

What you said is correct except for:
>danmaku

That is for SM training

>>22618693
>Kasrkin

You have now got my brain fixated on a squad of immensely loyal eldar kasrkin

>>22618706
Hah! Rig up the bolters.

>>22618699
We don't actually want to injure her, that is against our goals. Her getting hurt means she has to recover before more training of pretty much any kind.

while putting her through the obstacles isn't a bad idea, i am wondering to what extent her psychic talents are going ot be dulled or wasted if we keep her doing only physical stuff.

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>>22618649
She seems slightly slower than her last runs due to the added weight and bulk.

>>22618740
That's not possible

>>22618740
We're still waiting for a psycher tutor for her.

>>22618750
Is that barbed wire or screwdiver-crushers-thingies?

>>22618750
So are you just waiting for us to say when, or...?

>>22618750
>She seems slightly slower than her last runs due to the added weight and bulk.

I just did the math and your logic does seem to hold water.

>>22618763
wire

>>22618750
As expected. Even the fittest Guardsman finds the course more difficult in full kit

>>22618763
Row upon row of giant onigiri.

>>22618756
in that case disregard me

>>22618772
Are you saying she should be faster?

>>22618715
Isn't the Kasrkin Regiment female? I remember the first thread had us get a bottle of lotion from her.

Remember, we're not out to break down her personality, Full Metal Jacket style, because she already has none. We don't need to be dicks, we don't have to be unnecessarily cruel, as long as we're not unnecessarily soft. In the end, she has different physical and mental attributes. We will need to fit her training after these, once we know exactly what they are. She is far too valuable and innately capable for us to make her end up thinking like a grunt.

>>22618763
the latter, those are hard to draw

>>22618788
I personally am expecting her to be snapped up by some rogue trader or radical inquisitor from the ordo xenos to serve as one of his personal guard

>>22618750
I'm bored with this. Time for a shower.

I suppose we'll stop her after the next lap.

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>>22618750
>7 runs later
She's staggering when she runs, and her breath is coming in ragged gasps

do you:
>Make her finish the lap
>Stop her there and now

>>22618853
Break time. Hit the showers,Marcia!

>>22618853
Finish it. You can't stop and take a break in a war zone.

>>22618853
>Make her finish the lap
No going easy on her.

>>22618853
finish the lap woman!
we don't do things half assed here!

>>22618853
Pull her out of the course and slow jog to catch breath (a gradual slowdown is healtier than stopping immediately)

>>22618853
>Make her finish the lap

But let her slow down and take it easy, slowing down is better for you than just stopping. Offer support, tell her she's doing a good job. Be there to catch her if she falls.

>>22618853
Tell her to slow down, but make her finish the lap.

Also if there's anything strenuous and dangerous ahead of her, tell her to jog around them

>>22618813
you are underestimating our commisar. I don't think he would let her bet taken just like that.

>>22618887
Addendum to this, run the last part of it with her, it'll make giving her some verbal reinforcement easier and let us catch her if she slips up due to exhaustion.

>>22618853
Finish the lap, slowly.

>>22618853
Finish the lap. Don't tell her that though. Send for a masseuse to attend to her joints and such once she's finished. She's naturally agile, we don't want to damage or harden her joints or muscles. She can examine her anatomy and muscles at the same time, make up a better, more suitable training schedule.

>>22618853
Depends on how dangerous the rest of the course is too someone in an exhausted state.
If it has the chance to kill her then we stop because it is our duty to protect true soldiers of the Imperium.
If the remainder of the course can be completed without her injuring herself severely then watch her do it.
If she fails just look all stern and tell her to hit the showers. If she succeeds smile and tell her what a good soldier she will be. No pats though, just praise.

>>22618908
Second this.

>>22618911
We could do the massage ourself. We probably know how it's done and doing it ourself is good for our relationship with her.

>>22618917
>smile
Nah, man, nah. We gotta be like Eastwood in Gran Torino.

>>22618917
Let's just tell her "keep running, you can avoid these and these obstacles from now on." Once she is done, slow jog to the showers, then >>22618917

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>>22618853
>Last obstacle, Spike pit
She continues running doggedly towards the obstacle, building speed to try and make the jump and swing across.

>>22618939
The suspense!

>>22618911
Send her to the local chapter of the Sisters of the Healing Touch after the lap.

>>22618939
"Run around it, soldier!"

>>22618939
NOPE

Tell her to go around it, those spikes are fucking vicious, too many potentially great guardsmen have met their end here

>>22618939
Unless those spikes are made of foam tell her to go around it. Too risky.

>>22618939
>"You may drop the load, soldier."

>>22618939
Oh you, you make me worried.

>>22618939
No mercy. We treat her like everyone else.

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>>22618939

DON' LISTEN TO THESE PUSSYS!
YOU CAN DO IT!

>>22618961
Perv.

>>22618958
>>22618953
Are you Guardsmen or PDF sissies?
MOVE IT SOLDIER!
DEATH OR GLORY

>>22618969
Well, we wouldn't have made our other guardsmen work as much as her.

>>22618969
She is far more valuable than the average Guardsman, and this kind of exercise is not meant to kill anyone off. It is a stress test, to teach that all tasks are the same, regardless of the danger. If you can do it without a spike, you can do it WITH a spike! The difference is in your mind! But we do not expect anyone to do it under threat of death if we could not expect them to do it under safe conditions!

>>22618983
Yes we would. We're not a soft touch, we're a hard-ass. Stormtroopers would have to do the same as her, and they wouldn't have gotten that bottle of water.

Yes! Finally caught one of these threads in action!

>>22618975
This. Form the bond of trust by showing you can trust her to make that jump.

>>22618983
I think its time we all came to a consensus of what type of commisar we are.
Are we a bro?
Or a hardcore clint eastwood motherfucker?
Or Ciaphas Cain?

>>22618983

Who is this "we", Kemo-sabe?

>>22618939
I didn't realize we were training a bunch of filthy heretics. I thought we were training guardsman, now jump over that damn thing like any faithful soldier worth his weight in ammo.

>>22619006
I am not your Kemo-sabe, Rafiki.

>>22619000
Gaunt

>>22619000
We are tough but not hard. Hard breaks, tough endures. We are Clint motherfucking Eastwood, and we care for the men -and xeno- under our command, if for no other reason than that they will perform better if they trust you.

>>22619010
>worth his weight in ammo
but ammo is worth more than them

>>22619000
>implying Ciaphas Cain is not a bro

>>22618939

Are the spikes retractable? If so, have her jump, but retract the spikes as she jumps. She's too valuable to be lost over a simple drill.

>>22619024
We shot a guy for falling asleep.

Then kissed an Eldar.

I'd say we're a bit schizophrenic.

>>22619037
>retract the spikes as she jumps
No, retract the spikes as she falls.

>>22619031
cain is a coward that always needs his inquisitor girlfriend to bail him out, although he is too stupid to succeed in his cowardice, which is hilarious

>>22619000
A mix of Cain's lady's man and Gaunt's father to his men. With some of Fuklaw's barely controlled hatred of heresy and the stoicism of Clint Eastwood.

>>22619044
No, raise the spikes as she jumps
If you can't be an example, we a warning!

>>22619052
I can dig it.

>>22619053
*be
Fukc

>>22619018

I'm not your Rafiki, Mellon.

>>22619041
He was asleep while on duty. That's a derilication worthy of death.

>>22619041
A man falling asleep during guard duty is... beyond words. It is sin, the kind of worthless garbage that leads to entire armies being wiped out.

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>>22618939
She jumps for the handles, she seems to make it, but her hand's reach falls short and misses by a hair's breadth. She starts to plummet toward the spikes.

>>22619072
Thank Slaanesh for my guro-fetish
This is gonna be fun

>>22619072
Retract the spikes, express our disappointment, and then tell her to go shower off.

>>22619072
Well shit. Can we grab her arm at the last second?

>>22619072
HERE WE COME! TO SAVE THE DAY!

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>>22619058

so... Commissar Campbell?

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>>22619072
SAVING LEAP!

>>22619072
SAVE THE ELDAR

>>22619100
shit meant to respond to >>22619052

>>22619072
Grab her, it's an important part of training for her to learn to rely on her fellow guardsmen after all.

>>22619089
>IG death-trap designed to weed out the unworthy should be retracted

>>22619089
This. Whatever else we do, we need to calmly and quietly punch her right in her emotions. Make her desperate to get back in our good graces.

>>22619072

Welp. guess we're going to have to capture a new eldar.

lets hope the next one won't be such a disappointment.

>>22619072
WELP. STORY OVER.

>>22619089
>>22619098
>>22619103

Or this.

If the spikes can be retracted do it, let her finish the lap then make her stop. Then ask if she thought she'd make the jump.

>>22619072
Dormant psychic powers ACTIVATE!

>>22619104
>Eldar
>You mean Guardswoman.
>You Heretical scum

STOP HER!
SHE CAN BUILD HER POWER UP AFTER A 48HOUR REST!
SHE WILL DIE YOU CLOSET HOMO WITH A MICRODICK WHO COMPENSATES WITH BLAMMINGS AND IS NO MAN ENOUGH TO FIGHT LIKE ONE.

>>22619129
SAVE THE ABHUMAN GUARDSMAN

>>22619072

welp, if you can do something to avert her death, now's the time to do it. Otherwise - adventure over, move along, nothing to see here gents.

preferred method: catch her from the hoverbike we've been using to keep up with her.

"You did well, soldier, but not well enough!"

>>22619072
She's wearing flak armor right?
What's the armor save?

>>22619072
We will not fucking let her fall to her death. I don't care if we have to cushion the fall without our bodies, we will not let the most valuable soldier we have ever fucking seen outside of a Marine Chapter fall to her death out of sheer fucking stupidity on our part.

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>>22619072
>mfw suspense

Calm down you whiners, her psychic abilities will surly save her

>>22619072
It's okay.

We can rebuild her. We have the technology.

>>22619139
Yknow she's a potential traitor right?

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>>22619072
Though she fell, she had managed to gently move her limbs out of the way of the spikes and use the leaded backpack to slow her decent and use as an anchor through one of the spikes. She is currently holding herself up inbetween the spikes.
>pull her up
>leave her there

>>22619158
>cyborg Eldar

I like where this is going

>>22619159
EVERYONE IS A POTENTIAL TRAITOR!

>>22619158
>Million Throne Xeno

>>22619150

and then she proceeds to recollect the details of her capture and rape us with mind bullets.

Is that what you want?

I.. am confused on that point myself.

>>22619159
but aren't we all?

Rolled 6

>>22619138
5+

God of dices, guide my hand

>>22619163
Pull her up, obviously.

>>22619126
Oh. Yeah, this, probably.

>>22619163
Pull her up, she did her level best and she has to know that we'll be there to help her when things get hairy. Loyalty goes both ways.

>>22619163
I....I think we can trust her to do this.

>>22619163

Pull her up

>>22619163
Pull her up. The guard is about teamwork

>>22619163
Pull her up.

>>22619163
Pull her up.
state the I am disappointed.
have her finish the lap.
then hit the showers.

>>22619163
We pull her, the fuck up. Then we tell her to finish the course, but she can avoid the obstacles that she chooses.

>>22619190
This is the last obstacle.

>>22619163
Pull her up

Commend her for her recoursefullness in a dangerous situation

Then pat her on the head, she leapt when she couldn't make it, she knew she couldn't make it, but she leapt anyway because you effectively told her to, that's worthy of a reward

>>22619186

No, the guard is about sending thousands of expendable soldiers to carry out the Emperor's will.

Tau or Eldar is about teamwork.

>>22619190
>>22619189
>I did say last obstacle.
>>22618939

>>22619163
Pull her up. Congratulate her resourcefulness and quick thinking. Say we're disappointed that she failed the jump. Have her jog off to the showers.

>>22619201

The only guys who value teamwork in 40k are Orks.

>>22619163
>pull her up

She showed everything the guard is supposed to be about, resourcefulness, determination, and still trying against hopeless odds that ought to kill you.

Girl deserves some headpats and ear rubbings for this one.

>>22619163
Pull her up and tell her that we are proud of her for running until she almost died listening to her commisar as a true guardsman would. Or something along those lines

>>22619208
>>22619215

Yep. This. Commissars gotta inspire confidence as well as a healthy amount of fear and love for the Golden Throne.

>>22619215
I concur, pull her up, rub dem ears.

>>22619198
Then pull her up, let her jog to the shower, and suddenly surprise masseuse.
WE KEEP OUR FILTHY FINGERS OFF OF HER. WE ARE THE COMMISSAR! SHE IS A SOLDIER! WE SHALL NOT WEAKEN THE BOND BETWEEN SOLDIER AND COMMANDER THROUGH FILTHY HERESY!

>>22619203
fair enough.

then tell her to cross the finish line.

>>22619212
But... they kill each other in droves... how is that teamwork?
No seriously give me an explanation thats plausible

>>22619201
At the squad level, it's about teamwork. Or at least that's what the sergeant tells you

>>22619208
This. Praise what she did right, criticize what she did wrong. Always strive for perfection even if it's unattainable.

>>22619215

Let the ear rubbing commence!

>>22619163
Pull her up, say nothing, give grim look. Remember: we're a commissar. We're the thing troops run away from because the enemy's nicer.

>>22619226
She is not just another soldier. She's a valuable resource, a potentially powerful and reliable psyker, and is going to be personally assigned to us. She isn't just a grunt.

We do the ear rubbings ourself, we massage her ourself, we take care of her ourself. We want her dependence and loyalty to us to be absolute so we don't subcontract out important stuff like that.

>>22619215
>>22619222
>>22619223
If you were exhausted beyond your limits would you feel like orgasming?

>>22619231
Well, the guys who die will actually make the killers stronger, thus forming a stronger upper echelon...

>>22619249
This. She's not just a grunt.

>>22619256
Yes. More than ever, in fact. As long as I wasn't the one doing the work.

>>22619238
That's what a shitty Commissar without ability for creative thinking does. Blamming is the last resort. Fear is a bad motivator, as Machiavelli knew.

>>22619256
Sure, as long as I didn't have to move to achieve it.

>>22619256
Do you even need to ask?

>captcha: youhas oppressed

Guys. Guys. I think we're being told something.

>>22619256
It's more than just an orgasm, besides we aren't doing a full on orgasmic ear rubbing. It's a show of approval from us and it make her feel good, it's a damn good reward mechanism.

Also to answer your question, yes.

>>22619249
If she is to be more than a grunt, then her loyalty to the Emperor must be stronger than that of a grunt. She is not a grunt. But she is a soldier.

>>22619260
Thats still not teamwork. Teamwork implies co-operation meaning two or more beings working together to a desired goal. That is not what orks do, they brutally slaughter each other to become da big boss.

Give her permission to abandon the backpack.

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>>22619163
You pulled her up from the pit. You tell her that she had done well, but could have done better. You then tell her to head for the showers and be dressed for more training.
>... Thank you Sir Commissar, I will try harder. And I will do as you've ordered me.

>>22619301
And nobody blames another for doing it. They're all there because they want to, doing what they like because they want to.

>>22619318
That smile, you guys. That smile.

>>22619318
HHHHNNNNGGGGHHHH

>>22619318
>And I will do as you've ordered me.
Why do I get such a bad vibe from this?

>>22619318

...

hnnngh.

>>22619318
Give that girl a fucking head pat. I'd like ear rubbings, but at the very least a head pat and complement her determination. She did a damn good job out there and she's too cute not to.

If she's sore we can work out any kinks and the like ourself after her shower.

>>22619335
Ok, maybe one.

>captcha: nvlakfo suggestedhe

Is your name Nvlakfo?

>>22619318
So, guys.

What kind of training are we gonna have her do next?

>>22619335
I second this

40k
if for every crime there was made I could get 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 $ or equivalent, I could buy 3 galaxies.

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>>22619318

>>22619346
Bedtime stories about the Emperor?

>>22619335
Oh we'll be going over some kinks alright...

>>22619352
Do you even have to ask?

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>>22619352

>>22619346
a basic ropes course with the latest batch of recruits.

lotta trust falls and "thinking outside of the box" type puzzles.

and if there is time we get to do the zipline.

>>22619352
Yes, peep.

She may have been injured or bruised during the run and we must be aware of her condition at all times.

Also tits.

>>22619352
Yes

>>22619358
I hear he is HUGE!

>>22619352
>>22619359
>>22619367

We care for our soldiers.

>>22619318
Tell her that she WILL learn to do better. Now, jog! Shower!

>>22619352
We are a dignified commissar, we do not "peep" on members of the opposite sex in the showers.

>>22619321
Still not seeing how its teamwork but i see the point your making

>>22619378
She's actually a little boy. Let's do this.

>>22619378
Yes, peeping implies we're doing something we shouldn't be.

>>22619352
Well, if you want to show us her in the shower, I won't complain... BUT NO COMMISSAR ACTION!

>>22619384
oh god pls no