>>22641088
Try to make small talk with Jack - family, friends, what he does for fun - just time killing things. Find out more about who he is.

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>oh, and here's a crude map of the known world
>the yellow dot is the Seelie capitol
>the purple dot is the Unseelie capitol
>the red dots are the Great Dwarf Holds
>the blue dots are the orcs' two grand metropoli
>that's Sirocco in the NE, Marsen in the SE, and Graia in the W

>>22641157
Where are we, on said map? (If we have enough information to determine where this is, or if you are kind enough to point it out.)

>>22641231
>see up in Sirocco's NW where those rivers are?
>somewhere in that vague, enormous region
>the forested north is the Arcadia region of Sirocco

You decide that you'll spend the time chatting with the friendly Mr. Carson on the way back to the cabin.

"So, do you have any family back where you're from? Friends?" you ask, still plucking away at the guitar. It's interesting how many new habits have already started to appear since you got all of that bard knowledge, and a little disconcerting.

"Yeah," he says wistfully. "A big family. You know how orcs are." They're like Catholics on viagra. "Aunts, uncles, cousins, siblings. The whole Carson clan was living in Mildania." That's the big island NE of Marsen. The island is a Dwarven nation, its capital being the the Great Hold of Mild. It's mostly farmlands and forests and has a large lower-class orc population, largely descendents of slaves. "Friends, too, back in the village where I grew up and ones I met when I moved to Mild. That was before I had to flee here, of course. Anyway, what about you? Did you have much in the way of friends and family back when you were a human and somewhere else?"

"Well, I, uh," you say, feeling a little ashamed. You've already decided not to lie to him, though. "I didn't have many friends. And I lived with my mother. I wasn't very social."

"Really?" he asks. "You seem charming enough."

That's true, you've been more social and outgoing. That's disconcerting too.

After more conversation like this - such as finding out that Jack used to be an avid amateur athlete - you arrive back at the cabin.

What do you do now?

>>22641423
It sounds like our bard class abilities are affecting our mind/personality, at least a little. Maybe being an elven woman is having a similar effect, hence our at-least-somewhat attraction to his big, hard, hairy, lumberjack-esque body. Anyway, let's see if Jack needs any help with chores or cooking dinner or something - assuming we're even remotely competent at any of that. Is cooking a bardic art form? If not, I wonder if our elf senses would help with that.

>>22641423
Seduce him.

I kid, I kid. Let's see if we can make ourself useful.

>>22641568
Can we also take some time to train with our gun?

He have been gently so far, no need to be aggressive. But we need to show, one way or another, we can defend ourselves in case he is thinking on something different.

>>22641568
I'd do that hunky lumberjack Orc in a second. Especially if I was a small frail elf girl.

Anyways enough about fetishes, let's get back to the game. I second trying to cook for him.

Get familiar with our new pistol (while it's unloaded, of course,) try to help Mr. Jack around the house, if there's anything that needs taking care of (setting up a guest room, help with the chickens, what have you.)

Humming a cheery tune while doing chores.

>>22641423
also what did we do for work? college?

lets find out wear a wizarding school is and multi class

Jack drops his axe down into the stump by the door with a practiced motion, then tosses his pack inside along with his spare shirt and takes a seat on his front step. He looks like he's just relaxing for a bit. You would really like to make yourself useful in some way. After all, he's fed you, clothed you, armed you, and sheltered you without asking anything in return. You feel obligated and in his debt and, damn it, he just seems like a pretty great guy.

"So, is there anything around here I can help with? Cooking, maybe?" you ask. Your cooking experience is mostly ramen, but you're hoping that your bard and elf talents cover this in some way.

Jack looks up... Barely. If he were sitting on a chair instead of a step, he would be almost as tall as you. He smiles. "Sure. I've got deer, eggs, and some edible roots and leaves tied up over the stove." He pulls that bigass knife out and hands it to you, presumable to cook with. "I'll go get a bucket of water and feed the chickens if you want to start now."

You take the knife and head in. Looking around, you see basil, rosemary, ginger, and a little cloth bag with some small potatoes hanging over the stove. There's not-much of a deer hanging in the corner. There are some eggs out in the chicken coop. There's a wood stove, a frying pan, and a metal pot, and you have a big fucking bowie knife.

What do you (try?) to cook with all that?

>>22641749
>you graduated college with a 2.3 GPA and a computer science degree
>you were a 'freelance web design artist' meaning you made one or two websites a year and mostly mooched off your mom
>you lived in your mother's basement

>>22641810

Rub some rosemary into the deer (under the skin) and get it slung up over the wooden stove to cook. Boil some potatoes in the pot to serve with the deer. Ignore the eggs and the basil and ginger for now.

>>22641810
That sounds to me like it would make a fantastic soup. Something with a light broth, and a fried egg on top of it. We would need some noodles though to really bring it together...

>>22641810
Start working on mashed potatoes, fry in a pan the meat you cut off, and fry some eggs with the meat. Use a bit o' spices when eleven intuition tells you to.

>>22641810
Brown chunks of the deer in the pot first, season with liberal rosemary and a single basil leaf once browned, dice the potatoes, add water, simmer for an hour, and you'll have yourself a great stew.

>>22641870
>>22641872
>>22641894
>>22641908
>it seems like you all have very different ideas
>could you guys roll 1d100 to help break the tie(s)?

>>22641872
well if he has any flour and a tiny bit of oil we can make a potato egg noodles with a tiny bit of the ginger

we should think about teck level here are there computers ?

Its time to science soon making a graphic calculator should only take a few years

or if they don't have them yet a slide rule is pretty simple but complex info

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>>22641810
>what food
>/tg/ food

>>22641870

Rollin' for rosemary

Rolled 30

>>22641989

oh deer

>>22641966
Well, we know for a fact that revolvers exist, and Jack has mentioned that the way out of Arcadia is 'by rail.' And OP described the setting at the beginning of the first thread as 'dungeonpunk.'

Rolled 1

>>22641949
I say we just throw everything into the pot and see what happens.

If we mess up pretty bad, we can sing to charm the orc.

Rolled 50

>>22641894
Food is serious business op

Rolled 9

>>22642017
>noko 1d1
sure.

>>22642017

Thank god you rolled 1

Rolled 13

>>22641976
That looks delicious.

>>22641908
Rolling for this.

Rolled 87

>>22642030
Ok, lets try again, this time for serious.

Rolled 4

>>22641908
Here we go.

>>22642041
Please tell me he didn't actually get to count three rolls.

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>>22641976
>/tg/ food
>from /ck/ food challenge
>mfw

>>22642041

I was this guy:

>>22642017

Unless someone rolls something better, we throw everything into the pot and pray for the better.

>>22642021
>>22641894

Looks like this wins if we're not going for Mr. Reroll

>>22642116

See this:

>>22642041

>>22642165
That guy rerolled man.

You decide to make a stew using a bit of everything. You toss in some chunks of meat to brown - there's some bard knowledge, you wouldn't have even known what browning was before - dice some potatoes, add some rosemary, a basil leaf, some ginger. You sing and sway your hips while you cook. When Jack gets back, you pour in some water to let it start simmering, and it's already starting to smell pretty nice. You think Jack notices it too, because he's sniffing and grinning and looking over your shoulder.

Once it's simmered for a while, during which time you've mostly sat around, watched Jack chop fire wood, helped feed the chickens, you go and get an egg. If you're going to go out, let's really go all out, right? So, you take the egg and have your best attempt at egg drop in the stew - it should thicken it if nothing else.

..::||continued||::..

>>22642210
When the stew's ready, Jack helps you lift the pot off the stove and pour out a big bowl for him and a small one for you. Their should be at least enough left for one more meal, maybe two, after this. Jack starts digging in, and seems to be enjoying it. "It tastes great," he says, reinforcing that fact.

You're not sure if you actually did a good job or if his standards are just low living out here, but you still feed proud, and appreciate the praise. And you must admit, it's better than the rough, unseasoned venison and eggs that was breakfast.

You're both full and warm and relaxing, when Jack says, "You can take the bed. I'll sleep on the floor."

What do you do?

>>22642221
I almost say that we can share then remember I'm a dude in girls skin and sheepishly say thank you.

>>22642221

Get in the bed, not missing an opportunity to sleep well when it arises

>>22642247
That sounds about right, considering what MP's been implying about the subtle effects our transformation has had/is having on our personality.

Rolled 70

>>22642184
There is any rule about rerolling? I don't remember anything other than "whoever rolls higher wins".

Anyway: Can we ask to the orc why he is so kind to us? I love the attention and everything, but it feels bad to receive, and not give something in return.

>>22642286
There is no real rule against it, it's just sort of a faux pas.

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You find yourself about to say that there's room for both of you, but stop yourself. You remind yourself that you're a 30 year old man in a woman's body. You're definitely concerned now about the seemingly-foreign habits and personality traits that you're picking up along with the skills and body. "Uh~," you say, your voice quavering a bit. "Thank you."

"Not a problem," he says, standing, stretching, and then taking a quilt off the bed. He walks over to the other side of the cabin and puts his quilt next to his rucksack. You guess he's going to use the pack as a pillow.

"Hey," you say. "Why are you being so nice to me?"

Jack looks back at you with a confused look on his face, like he doesn't understand the question. "It's just the right thing to do, right?" he asks, like he's expecting it to be a trick question.

You go over and sit on the edge of the bed. Jack pulls off his boots, pulls down his suspenders... Takes off his shirt... And then pulls the quilt up around himself, lying down and trapping the rucksack in a bear hug under his head.

You could go out and do some elf things before bed, you guess - you can pretty much see by moon/star light. Or you can go to bed - and if you do, do you keep fully dressed, or get comfortable? Regardless, you slept on rocks last night; tonight should be much better.

>>22642412
This is sooooo cute! I have no idea why!

Realizing that I'll probably be in this body for awhile I deem o get used to it and strip to panties and shirt and go to sleep after elf stuff.

>>22642412

Go to sleep.

Also, I vote that at some point we sing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQxqxzvwnTQ

>>22642412

Go to sleep, remove one layer of clothes if we still have undergarments under them

>>22642412

We should ask him if there is any way we can get a decent job, or something to live on our own, so we do not have to depend on his generosity forever.

Drama mode: ON.
We can tell him how different is this from yesterday, how grateful we are for finding him and promise to pay him back for his kindness.

We sleep with all clothes on and a gun below the pillow

Rolled 61

>>22642412

Sleep in undies and shirt, gun within arms reach by the side of the bed.

No sense in staying up, since were kinda behind on the sleep thing, due to a rock.

think of a way to convince Jack to join us on our lady elf adventures, because big green bear orc husbando.

You take off the gun belt and hang it on the bed post, leave your boots next to the bed, and take off your skirt and leave it folded up on the table, leaving you in shirt, underwear, and big thick wool socks. You climb into the bed and curl up. Yeah, this is WAY better than sleeping on the rocks on a river bank with a random tree branch to keep you covered.

"Good night, Jack," you say. It strikes you again how high and light and lyrical your voice has become. "And thanks."

"Night, Nona," he murmurs simply.

You close your eyes, and soon you're asleep.

You wake up to a thwok, thwok, thwok sound. It takes you a moment before you remember where you are, and realize that the sound is probably Jack chopping wood outside. You smell wood smoke, and realize that the cabin is warm from a small fire going in the stove. You look around - it's the grey light of early morning, before the sun has fully risen.

You're warm and comfortable. Your crotch is a little hot and has a tingle or an itch to it - you venture a guess that you're a little horny because it's been almost a day and a half since you last masturbated. I mean, that's certainly a long time based on your habits back home.

You get up and go to the table to put your skirt back on and notice that Jack's already set out a bowl of clear water for you to rinse your face and hands off. You rinse up and finish getting dressed.

Do you do some kind of chore or something else? If so, which chore?

>>22642710
Start cleaning and sweeping the house. While I do that I start thinking about what new knowledge I have and what old knowledge I might be losing.

>>22642710
clean clean clean as a sing a little song

>>22642710
Clean is obvious, but I think we should also prepare the breakfast. Just heat some of that thing we made last night, put a flower on the table, something.

>>22642710

Clean the house and sing >>22642499

>>22642845
Second the breakfast thing and the singing thing.

You put the pot of stew from last night back on the stove to warm back up and do your best to start cleaning up. You brush off the table and chairs and shake out the quilts, but without a broom there's only so much you can do. While you work, you start singing, and you think your voice carries all the way out to Jack. The rhythm of his chopping changes slightly in time with your song.

While you work, you decide to start doing a mental inventory. Run through your new knowledge and skills and your old knowledge and skills - see if any of your old traits are being replaced or just added to. The skills and knowledge of the bard all all right there, easily accessed. You run through your programming and logic knowledge, your random encyclopedic knowledge, your useless bullshit nerdy trivial knowledge. That all seems intact too.

You decide now's as good a time as any to do a quick check on your sexuality too. You think about women - slender waists, curvy hips, big breasts, dat ass - and definitely get a response from your body. You're still attracted to women. Then you think of men - big muscles, hard bodies, rough skin and hair - and you find your gaze lingering on Jack, your heart beating faster and your body getting warmer. Okay, well, that's new to this body, this world.

It seems like the new things are on top of, not in place of, your old self.

It looks like the stew is done warming back up. Do you call Jack inside or find something else to do until he's done?

>>22642951
Dat Orc booty.

I try to forget that kinda odd feeling towards jack and call him in for food.

Rolled 31

>>22642951
I say we let him to finish their job. Meanwhile, we can practice our musician skills.

Or explore our body and masturbate, whatever rolls better

>>22642951
Practice our music. By that a mean, start converting the lyrics of songs we know into a fantasy setting.

>>22642951
eat then well move on cause as fun as living with a orc int the wilds sounds I would rather gain power magic power lets find a place to learn magic

>>22643081
We can sing most of Queen's songs without changing a thing.

>>22643090
We already know magic. We're a bard. We can do illusions and mind bending and stuff. Some utility stuff too, like when we started a fire to cook that fish.

>>22643106
Another One Bites the Dust... yeah.
Don't Stop Believin' works too...
Bohemein Rhapsody we might have to change some locations but it should work easily.

I think he's right.

>>22643118
A lot of AC/DC works too.

You decide to wait for Jack to be done outside before serving food. In the mean time, you get your guitar, take a seat, and start strumming. You've decided to start practicing your music skills by converting songs from your world into songs for this world by ear. You work your way, note by note and lyric by lyric, making sure to remove or change anything that the people of this world would lack the cultural context to understand.

Most of Queen remains intact, as well as AC/DC, but a lot of the Beetles needs to be changed or scrapped entirely. You somehow doubt that the people here would understand the references to current events of the 1960's or the references to LSD. After some time of this, you hear the chopping stop, and Jack walks in. "You warmed up some breakfast?" he asks, not waiting for an answer before walking over to the pot. He pours out a big bowl for himself and a small one for you, then brings them over to the table.

"I didn't recognize a lot of those songs," he says between bites of food. "Are they from your world or are you making them up?"

"A little of each," you say, forthright. "A lot of songs from my world talk about things that don't really have a parallel here."

He nods. "So, what do you want to do today? I'm happy to have someone to talk to, but I kind of doubt that you want to live out in the woods with an orcish hermit."

That's a good question. Do you have a plan other than enjoying Jack's hospitality?

>>22643223
I would love some adventuring but I want jack to come with us somehow.

>>22643281
Maybe we could ask him. He seems pretty lonely, and who knows if he's even still wanted as a fugitive? Or if we would even be going to somewhere with jurisdiction to arrest him?

>>22643223
"I was thinking about going out and starting a band. Collecting a few other bards, taking the world by storm. Maybe introducing some technology from my world to this world. You could always come with me you know."

>>22643106
Especially their early stuff:
White Queen
From Father to Son
The Prophet's Song (my personal favorite)
Ogre Battle
Fairy Feller's Master Stroke
March of the Black Queen
Seven Seas of Rhye
Great King Rat
Keep Yourself Alive

>>22643118
I think Don't Stop Believen' was by Journey, but an excellent choice.

>>22643327
Oh fuck, how do I mess that up? I think a lot of Journey will work too. But yeah, Queen, Journey, AC/DC. Classical music of course. Does Johny Cash work?

>>22643223
think I got it down to about 3 plans

convert an entire world of songs, plays and other entertainment and make ridiculous money

maybe id go adventuring? is that something people do?see this world

could always figure out how to make a few of the teck things from home with money and a few good craftsman it shouldn't be very long till some progress is made

records and light bulbs wouldn't be anything

>>22643344
>Does Johny Cash work?

Johnny Cash always works.

>>22643344
Johnny Cash? Yeah, that might work.
A few by Styx would work: Come Sail Away, Take Me Down the the River, Show Me the Way

America, too, if only for that Horse with no Name song.
How about Billy Joel? River of Dreams would work, but too many of his other songs have modern references...

How about some bands with female leads? The Dixie Chicks have a song or two that might work, and Fleetwood Mac is amazing.

We could go really old school and bring in some Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, and (if we can get over him being a colossal dick) Richard Wagner.

Rolled 7

>>22643223
I ask him why does he lives here. He could come with us in our traveling, to explore and everything. We should try to convince him (without using magic or shit) to come with us, or points us where we can make a living.

Also: when we are leaving his home, we sing "Highway to hell"

>>22643465
This place apparently has gunpowder. We could play the 1812 overture with real cannons.

>>22643465
Kansas would work. Carry On My Wayward Son. Hmm, female leads. What about Kimbra?

>>22643465
Jimi Hendrix. We need to introduce this world to Hendrix.

"I'm not sure, really," you say. And you're not. "Maybe just go around, explore, have adventures. That kind of thing. Maybe try to start a career in music. Maybe go to school or try to introduce technology from my world to this one."

Jack nods, looking... a little disappointed?

"You could come with me," you say. He seems to perk up a little at that.

"I'm not sure if that would be wise," he says, grimly. "I'm a wanted man in Mildania. And if we ever went to Seelie or Unseelie lands, we could both get into a lot of trouble for traveling together, especially if they accused us of being lovers. I'm not sure if I belong in the world."

He looks sadly around his small cabin. It's clear he would rather not be living out in the woods, but doesn't want to put you or himself at risk.

"I don't think I would be a very good traveling companion."

Well, he has somewhat of a point, at least. Events really did transpire that forced him out here to begin with. Maybe going back would be a bad decision for him. But it sounds like he's never even tried to go back, like he's written it off as impossible before checking.

Do you try to convince him to come with you?

>>22643223
Use our high charisma to persuade him to come with us. Seduce him, if need be.

>>22643535
This guy's coming with us. It's INSPIRING BARD SPEECH TIME!

>>22643550
>>22643535
Yes.

>>22643535
"We could disguise you! Or lie, I'm probably a pretty good at lying now. You could change your name too! No one will know. We'll craft you an entirely new history and identity if need be."

Rolled 59

>>22643535
>I'm a wanted man in Mildania.
- How so?

We could try to travel to that place, ask how to get forgiveness, do some whatever is required to clean his name, and bring him as a free man.

Do we have some kind of disguise skill? You know, some makeup or something,

>>22643589
In the previous thread, it was said that he was wrongly accused of a vicious rape. Orcs are oppressed second-class citizens in most of Marsen, so he fled all the way across Sircocco to escape 'justice.'

>>22643532
If we're dipping into modern stuff Kimbra and Janelle Monae probably both work pretty well.

>>22643535
we can just not go to mildania

come on fame riches women enough for the both of us I am going to need some one to watch my back I don't seam all that tough any more

>>22643643
>any more
We were an overweight nerd who lived in a basement.

Rolled 41

>>22643624
Oh, haven't read the entire previous thread.

What about trying to go to town, hear some gossip about some heroic deed (the local lord require someone to rescue his daughter) and then convince him to help us so he can made a name of himself.

>>22643658
>We were an overweight nerd who lived in a basement.
thanks to denial I am a Immortal superman

>>22643691
"Town" is a small frontier trading fort a half-day's walk downstream. We're in the middle of what basically amounts to the Canadian wilderness.

>>22643532
Dust in the Wind and Wayward Son are the only two good songs Kansas has. We should totally use them.

Rolled 43

>>22643709
Doesn't change my idea: go to town, heard potential quest, spend a night if required, come back and convince Jack to come with us to complete quest and made a name of himself.

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Do I smell plot hook?

>>22643816
Your drawings are good and you should feel good.

"No, you should definitely come with me," you say, a bit more forcefully. "You don't even know if they're still looking for you. And even if they are, we can just avoid going there. We don't need to go to the Seelie or Unseelie lands either - after all, I don't even know what court I belong to. I could be in even hotter water than you. And I need someone I trust watching my back."

"I just..." Jack sighs and scratches his beard. "I don't know. I may not like living out here, but out here I'm safe, and I'm not a burden to anyone. I don't have to be judged for my green skin or tusks with nobody around." You remember your first reaction when you woke up to his face - you screamed, kicked him in the balls, and climbed a tree because you thought he was going to rape you. You would be lying if you said he didn't have some point.

Jack sighs again and stands up. "Listen, I... I think I'll just go take a walk. I need to clear my head and decide whether or not to go with you. I should be back by tonight."

Something tells you that you could probably push him over the edge in your favor if you seduced him. And there's been a niggling little voice in the back of your head saying to do that since you met him. But is that something you want to do? For that matter, is giving Jack the space he needs to decide on his own or convincing him to go with you more important to you?

Do you let him go or seduce him?

>>22643816
>fantastic as always!

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>>22643887
Seduce! We're a sexy elf bard, come on.

>>22643887
Let him go, he needs to make the decision on his own.
We can seduce him if we don't like the decision he makes.

Rolled 18

>>22643887

Let him go. We need his trust, if he realizes we are trying to manipulate him through seduction, he will see us as a deceptive manipulating bitch and we could potentially loss our biggest ally.

>>22643887
let him think for him self
for now we see how many tasty animals we can attract with song

>>22643887
Let him decide on his own. Seduction is a really dick (cunt?) move, since you'd be playing on his loneliness.

it'd be neat if we found a druid on our way to town, wandering the woods. Or maybe if the orc meet them and gave them a quest for the town.

>>22644008

We sit and sing: we are the champions, by queen.

>>22643887
No seduction. Our sentiments must be pure, sincere, and untainted by hormonal gittery. Let him sort himself out.

>>22644008
>>22643957
>>22644024
I agree. We are still a bit unsure whether we are even ok doing womanly sexy times

You silence your instincts and decide to let him go. You're trying to convince him, not manipulate him. He's been honest and respectful with you, so you'll do the same right back to him. He takes his wood axe and rifle out with him. There's about enough stew left in the pot that you'll be able to have lunch later.

That leaves the entire day free for you. You could try to attract animals with magic. You could target practice with your gun. You could explore. You could convert more songs. You could masturbate. You could even walk to the trading post again and be back about the same time Jack said he would be.

The real question is, what do you do first?

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>>22643844
>>22643887
thanks!

>>22643887

>>22644149
>You could try to attract animals with magic. You could target practice with your gun.

We sing, when we see an animal close enough, we use it to practice our shooting.

"Awww, what a cute bunny. Now, if you could stand still while I put a bullet in your left eye..."

Rolled 29

>>22644149

Lets go try to attract animals with our music, then shoot them while they are mesmerized. Then make a nice dinner

>>22644149

Enchant animals while masturbating with the butt of our gun, shooting the beasts as they arrive and sing simultaneously.

>>22644149
Heh masterbate...anyways we decide to practice our "cute woodland creatures" magic. Lets get Disney up in this bitch!

>>22644199
>>22644197
>>22644204

Great minds think alike...

>>22644149
I dunno, I pretty curious about how much magic we actually got.

What I mean is, what can we do, aside from sing charms?

Practice that shit, anyway. Curiosity must be overwhelming our neckbeard, even if he is distracted by suddenly being a woman.

>>22644149
Its MAGIC time now

>>22644231
OP said in the first thread that we have illusions, various mind-bending stuff, and magical song.

>>22644212
Disney magic! Though I do second the notion of using them for target practice AND gather food/hides. Multitasking-ho!

Rolled 51

>>22644204

Rolling

>>22644248
Sure, but we've never tried any of except the one song on the bear.

You decide to multitask. You start by using magical song to lure animals in close enough to use them for target practice. Doing this, you learn two things. First, manipulating simple minds, like animal minds, using magic is really easy. Second, you're decent shot - not great, but not bad. You manage to land four out of your five shots, taking two rabbits, a quail, and a squirrel. The gunshots seem to startle them out of the control of your voice, though, and sent the one luck rabbit you missed bolting back off into the woods.

You realize, though, that you don't have a knife to skin them. You pluck the quail, at least, so that it's ready to cook. You keep the feathers too, in case Jack has a use for them. By this point, it's lunch time, so you finish off the stew, then wash the pot out in the stream. You should be ready to start preparing dinner once Jack gets back - or maybe even get started on it early.

You have some free time now, though, so you decide to get in some more multitasking. You're going to practice magic by making illusions to masturbate to. Pretty women, beefy men, and so on all take illusionary action around the cabin, to which you masturbate furiously. You're already a lot better than the first time you tried, but you have to stop after about an hour because your wrist and your clit is getting too sore to justify the fun.

You clean yourself up and get a bucket of fresh water.

Should you start cooking now or wait for a knife for the rabbits?

>>22644398
Look around the house for a knife. Surely Jack has more than just one knife. If none our found, just start cooking dinner.

>>22644398
I do not know if this is relevant, but afaik, it is entirely possible to skin a rabbit with the bare hands. However, if that is too gross for our lady, we just hang the rabbits and wait.

Also, what about looking for something to record our progress and songs? A notebook, a scroll, something. We could start a journal or something.

>>22644398
The use of illusions made me giggle. Maybe take a look around the cabin, see if there's another knife or something similar you can use?

>>22644398
if we are going to cook first we are going to take the fat first and place it on the pan, let it fry for a bit, add some sliced potatoes...i don't know what else so i'm going to say a bit of every vegetable, also condiments, in thin slices we are going to add the quail meat and some rabbit meat, after some frying in the fat we are going to add some water to stew it, but we are not going to place any more water, when is starts to get less liquid we add 2 or 3 eggs and mix it and leave it until it is creamy
serving with some bread and voila! heart attack
most of the vegetables will be a goo mixed with the egg and fat with meat mixed in it, pretty tasty

You decide to look around and see if you can't find a knife after all. You check under the bed, under the table, and behind the wood stove you actually find something. It's little, none too sharp, and the the tip is broken off, but you're pretty sure you could use it for skinning and gutting. You stick the animals up on the hooks in the back of the cabin, skin them, clean then, leave the pelts hanging on the hooks, and get started on a nice dinner.

Jack gets back right about when you're serving it up. His pants are wet up to the knees and he's carrying an extremely crude wooden spear and a bunch of fish. He looks a little surprised to see dinner already ready, looks at his fish, then lets out a big belly laugh and sits down.

"I wish I had checked whether you were going to go hunting before I left," he says. You and he both avoid the question, making small talk, as you eat. Once you've both finished eating, an uncomfortable, awkward silence builds. Finally, you're the one to break it.

"Well?" you ask, simply.

He sighs. Scratches his beard. "I'll go," he says, finally. "I won't have peace until I try, until I find out. Even if it just leads me right back here again, I've got to try, right?"

He said he would go with you! Yes! You're so happy you could kiss him!

"So, I guess the only question is when you want to set out. The trading post is a half-day away and the town with the train station is a full day past that."

What do you say? What do you do?

>>22644576
>that's awesome
>I'm saving all of these

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>>22644842

How long until we blow this guy?

Rolled 88

>>22644842

rush up to him and throw your arms around his neck, then sheepishly apologize, and say you look forward to your travels.

>>22644888
We're probably going to draw out the obvious and inevitable for as long as possible.

>>22644842
>I guess the only question is when you want to set out

Can we dry some meat to have something to travel with? At the morning would be ok, next day if we can't prepare food for the travel.

>>22644842
D'aww, he's adorable.
Consider leaving in a few days, since we might need to get supplies and anything else we might find useful. Doing an odd job or two at the outpost or selling the hides for a few coins wouldn't hurt as well.

>>22644890
I AGREE! We are tsuntsun as fucking hard as a 30 year old virgin can be!

>>22644849
When it's over, upload a collection of these with a pasta of the adventure or something?

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>>22644888
>>22644914

>obscenity okpolog
oh captcha, you

You move up and throw your arms around him, giving him a big hug. You break it quickly, though, then cough and say, "Sorry. I'm looking forward to traveling with you." You're not sure if you're blushing; you never used to blush when you were embarrassed, but you're not sure if this new body does.

"Yeah," says Jack. He looks nervous. Or anxious, maybe? "So, when do you want to head out, then?"

"As soon as possible," you say. "I don't want to procrastinate on this. Maybe tomorrow morning?"

Not wanting to procrastinate? Well, that's out of character for you, but you really did mean it.

"Okay," says Jack. He seems determined, now, to go through with it, even though he's nervous. "I'll set the chickens free tomorrow, then get everything worth anything loaded up into my pack." Then he gives you a big, toothy smile. "Thanks for convincing me to do this."

What now? Do you go to bed early to make sure that you're ready to hit the road first thing tomorrow, or do you do something before you go to sleep?

>>22645035
>it looks like you have some natural talent when it comes to 'blowing' orcs

>>22645035
You. You should be proud of yourself. A++

>>22645160

Well why not take a few chickens with us to sell and get some starting money with? And i'm glad i convinced you.
Have we even searched his house for anything suspicious? maybe he is guilty... after he goes to bed we should take a look around the area and see if there is anything out of the ordinary.

Rolled 67

>>22645216

sorry messed up the roll

>>22645160
Fuck Jack. Climb up into his lap and fuck him silly, then fall asleep in his giant man arms. You're not going to find a better candidate to take your virginity; he's hot, gentle, kind, and athletic. The only worry is that his cock is probably massive.

>>22645216
We searched the house when we were looking for a knife. He has basically nothing.

>>22645160
Drink water. Tons and tons and tons of water, then go to sleep. The extra water would force us to wake up early so can be ready to prepare stuff and go to adventure. When we have all our stuff ready, we go and awaken Jack by pissing on his face.

>>22645253
I agree with that. Maybe see if you know how to tan leather and make some armor?

>>22645293
>>22645253
Except for the pissing and fucking part.n

>>22645253
>>22645293
Yea gonna veto fucking and pissing.

>>22645327
>>22645310
I agree wit the no fucking and pissing part. We gotta tsun this hard and long.

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>>22645253

>>22645327
+1

I just don't see the point. This isn't Mass Effect "romance" after all.

>>22645344
When were we ever tsun? We've been deredere as hell.

>>22645293
>Maybe see if you know how to tan leather and make some armor?

Tan leather would take more than one night.

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>>22645035

How lewd.

>>22645160
Go to bed early, we'll share the bed with him, we don't want either of us to get a bad night's sleep.

Rolled 34

>>22645160

Get our stuff together, just to make sure we know where it is when we wake up, then go to sleep.

>>22645462
Agreed
>>22645407
I have no idea how to tan leather...like none. Was just going by Skyrim...heh

>>22645493
I am not an expert, the only thing I know it would take several days to dry the leather and kill all bacteria that could decompose it. I read somewhere about placing the flayed skin over some salt, covering it with more salt, then press with a table and let it dry within the salt mound for like a week.

Maybe we can sell the hide for some money later.

You decide that you and Jack should collect up as much as possible the night before, rather than the day of. You get most everything packed up before Jack goes off to sleep on the floor and you take the bed again. You even take down the pen walls of the chickens.

When morning comes, you make a quick meal of the fish, then pack up the pan. Before you set out, Jack hands you two of the chickens that lingered at their coop over the night, one for either arm, and he takes two as well. You sing some songs, and start teaching Jack the words to some of the songs from your world.

If you make good enough time, you might actually arrive at the trading post well before lunch. Is there anything that you want to do or talk about on the way there?

>sorry for the delay, I ate dinner

>>22645812

Ask about why he was accused of the rape. Surely there must be more than just racism behind it

>>22645812
I want to ask stuff about legends in this world and adventurers. And legendary adventurers.

>>22645812
Ask if there are any sights or places that he really wants to see.

Give him a kiss on the cheek and thank him for everything that he's done for us.

Ask about his skill set and if he is good in combat.

>>22645843
Bardic Knowledge, we probably know more about that than he does.

>>22645835
maybe we shouldn't poke the sore topic. just sayin'

>>22645835
>Ask about why he was accused of the rape. Surely there must be more than just racism behind i

+1, seconded, whatever. We do it with as much care as possible

>>22645861

if we want to help him, we need more information.

>>22645861
agreed, that's something for a later date.

Also ask him where he's always wanted to go...actually that but a place he'll be allowed to go.

>>22645626
tn.gov(/twra/pdfs/tanninghides.pdf)

remove the parenthesis, and you have yourself a simple guide to tanning.

>>22645870
>>22645835

This, but try to be subtle & shit about it.

Don't want him to get pissed off at us because we're curious.

>>22645944
there is nothing subtle about dredging up ugly fears and experiences, obviously he's either reformed himself, or he never did such a thing in the first place. I think we should leave well enough alone and learn orc stories and legends.

>>22645988
Agreed

>>22645988
seconded

Also seconding asking him where he always wanted to go, that he wouldn't be currently arrested at.

>>22645988
We are doing this to help him so he doesn't have to be a hermit anymore! how will we help him if we don't know each side of the story?

Rolled 51

Gentlemen, what if we settle this with a roll?

I roll for asking about it.

I also roll for asking about it

Rolled 13

>>22646029
And I roll to not!

Rolled 67

>>22646055
rerolling
sorry messeed it up

>>22646062
sooo we're asking about it huh? Well to break the awkward silence I third the "asking him where he wants to go that he's always wanted to go to, limitation low possibilitie of arrested-ness" thing a few anons have thrown out there

>>22646029
I vote we don't ask him. Which makes at least three of us against it.

Rolled 92

>>22646089
>asking him where he wants to go that he's always wanted to go to, limitation low possibilitie of arrested-ness

Oh, this one is important.

I guess the conversation would be like "where do you want to go? why? oh, is true, you are wanted man, if you don't mind, can i ask you why? what happened?" etc.

>>22646138
We know why he's a wanted man, he was accused of rape and knew that because he was green the courts would be against him so he hightailed it out of there.

>>22645944
We could just wait and give him a good reason to trust us with that stuff first. So for now, just play it cool.

>>22646138
I second that!

>>22646172
Second that! aha above me post trying to defeat me eh?

"So," you ask him, hoping you aren't treading in dangerous waters, "Why were you accused? I mean, you couldn't fight the accusation because of your race, but why were you accused in the first place?"

Jack let out a long sigh. He didn't seem angry, more... sad. "I had just moved to the Great Stronghold of Mild a few months back. I was settling in, making friends. This guy - Jimmy Stonehammer - he tries to recruit me as muscle for the Blackmountain family. Gangsters, nasty people. I refuse, so he gets a woman to say I raped he, trying to blackmail me into working for him."

"So instead, you ran," you say.

"So instead, I ran."

"So, Mildania is probably best avoided. Even if the charges against you have been dropped."

"Probably."

"Is there anywhere in particular that you do want to go, then?" you ask, changing the topic.

"Maybe go west. See Orsalem and Gulai."

Orsalem is the Orcish Catholic holy city, like Jerusalem, the Vatican, and Mecca all rolled into one. Gulai is the capitol of the former Horde, and still the largest orc city in existence.

"My grandfather always said that one of the things he always regretted was never making the pilgrimage to Orsalem. Still, it's an adventure in and of itself just to get to the continent, let alone crossing the jungle and desert to the city. That can wait for later."

Do you talk to him about anything else before getting to the trading post?

>>22646184
And I second your second, sir!

I vote against asking him about the 'rape' however 'where have you always wanted to go?' is not an assholish question to ask.

Rolled 30

>>22646190
What did he do for a living while he lived in the stronghold?

>>22646190
I perk up upon hearing "adventure" and immediately start asking about the awesome jungle and the radical desert. For adventurer. Also if they have camels...I don't know why but I really want to know if they have camels.

>>22646190
Give him a hug and then get him to lean down so he can give him a kiss on the cheek. Tell him that he's a good kind man and we're happy to have met him.

Then ask about what he did for a living before being a hermit and what sort of thing he's good at. Also ask how good at fighting he is.

>>22646190
I think we should remind him we are a petite female. So, we can ask him in which city is more probably we could end assaulted/raped/murdered/etc, to avoid that place.

Still, going to that holy capital sounds as a better plan.

>>22646253
seconded. Then make an off-color joke about how it's funny you met someone "accused" of rape but not guilty when you were so terrified of being raped. And try to cover up the silence with a queen song.

>>22646280
a petite female with a motherfucking handgun and magic! and an orc boyfr-good buddy...

>>22646280
The holy capital is about as far from our current location as possible. We'll be crossing most of the rest of the continents on the way there unless we take a boat.

>>22646300
No off-color jokes about something he's sensitive about, it's mean.

>>22646253
you guys are in a real hurry to get these two together, eh? It's only been like what, 3 days? At this pace the marriage will be at the end of the week.

>>22646316
but we're a grognard. We probably have no real idea how to be social. I feel like it's awkwardly in character for neckbeard-chan

Rolled 22

Ask why he decided to move to the meldina anyway

>>22646239
Second for adventure. And no off-color jokes.

>>22646313
>a petite female with a motherfucking handgun and magic!

But we are not the only person in the world with guns and magic. Still, try to avoid confrontation and lay down.

Shit, I use to play rogues too much.

>>22646367
I third the adventure. Let's become slowly dere with him rather than jump in his lap.

>>22646384
>>22646367
ADVENTURE!

>>22646382
I'll agree with that. Keep our head down except when people are talking about adventure. Then we adventure. Cause fuck this bullshit, we're in DnD-land and we're gonna adventure!

>>22646409
I kinda enjoy the idea of us becoming a Genki Girl for adventure. Like this is a magical girl anime for the orc about some random girl who he finds in the forest that drags him into adventure. And then we turn out to be a dude.

>>22646446
I like the idea of a more light-hearted yet awesome adventure (if we stick to anime tropes, I'd make a One Piece comparison), but OP seems to be going for something somewhat more serious. Y'know, considering he's offered us 8 times to masturbate and gave Jack a rape backstory.

>>22646511
We could whiplash serious and silly? I'm more a fan of light-hearted adventure myself as well.

>>22646511
Yea I guess so. I get that too, I still say we try for adventure. Maybe make it more serious and such but make sure light-hearted stuff is around. No need to get grimderp rapity-rape-raep.

Captcha: Do Bonners....no captcha I want healthy relationship!

>>22646511
Row Row fight the power
we magic with a computer science degree we going to run this world

>>22646583
>>22646511
Agreed with the whiplash. Makes the serious moments all the better. Plus we get CUTE ORC ELF STUFF!

>>22646597
we're like kamina! except as a girl...and without as much awesomeness....WHEN WE DIE THE ORC WILL BECOME SIMON! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

"Well, then we should go there," you say. For one thing, it sounds adventurey as fuck. For another, it sounds like a place both safe and interesting for Jack. "Just watch my back. I'm pretty good with this pistol, but I still find large men pretty intimidating."

"Of course I will," says Jack, his voice as grave and gravely as someone swearing an important oath. "Orsalem... You know, when I was younger, I used to want to go there and become a paladin. It was never an option, obviously."

"Why's that?" you ask. "What was your life like back in Mildania?"

"Well, I grew up on a farm," says Jack. "Learned how to do all of the work, and my pa used to take me and my brothers out hunting. Taught us how to shoot and survive in the wilderness. Then, when I came of age, I got apprenticed to a dwarven carpenter. It was a great opportunity - not many orcs get to learn a trade. I was about to open my own shop in Mild when the business with Stonehammer went down."

"So, was it the lack of money that kept you from going to Orsalem or something else?"

"Well, sure, there was the money. And by the time I was old enough to make the pilgrimage, I was in an apprenticeships."

"Do you still want to become a paladin if we make it to Orsalem?"

"I... huh. I don't really know," he says, growing pensive.

Do you want to talk about or do anything else on the trip to the trade post?

>>22646634
Nope. Let's get to the trade post, and go from there.

>>22646675
agreed. we've pushed enough and have a long trip ahead of us. We'll learn in due time.

>>22646634
"I think you'd make a good Paladin, you already qualify in my eyes."

I still want the hug and cheek kiss, mainly because it'd be adorable to have to pull him down far enough that we could stand on our toes and kiss him on the cheek.

>>22646634
You silly ork, never is too late to become a paladin.

I made some light description of himself imagining in his shiny armor and everything (use bard abilities to made it sound more awesome), and I finish that even if people does not accept him as a paladin, he is already a hero to us.

I encourage him to run to the post before giving any chance to reply.

>>22646718
>>22646730
I say do that but do it awkwardly a bit cause we're still not sure if we should flirt.

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So, the Orcs in this setting are some hybrid of arabs, black people, and mongols? I like.

>>22646718
>hug and cheek kiss
We're carrying two chickens and a guitar. He's carrying two chickens, a rifle, and a wood axe. That's not going to happen.

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>>22646812
I like a lot.

"I think you would make a good paladin," you say, simply. You would consider maybe giving him a hug or something, but your arms are full, and so are his. You and he makes some idle conversation the rest of the way, but that's about it.

After what seems like no time at all - spending time with Jack is really pretty fun - you arrive at the trade post. Jack leads you around, selling the chickens, the remaining pelts, his pot (but not his frying pan), and anything else he doesn't want to keep carrying. He also buys you a knife - you happened to mention that you lacked one when preparing dinner last night. It's a little clip point knife with a crude leather sheath and a horn handle - it fits your hand about as well as Jack's enormous bowie knife fits his.

By the time you're done with all that, it's just about lunch time. You and Jack grab something to eat and something to drink from the tavern. You elect to just take sips from Jack's beer this time instead of trying to have one to yourself. Once lunch is over, there isn't much left to do. The town is a full day's walk away, so you won't be leaving until the next morning, so you two have a few hours to yourself at the trading post.

Do you play music for people, go shopping for something, just relax, or do something else for the rest of the afternoon?

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>>22646613
I hope this mood debate isn't happening because these scribbles tend to be more sillier than the source material.

>>22646634
Now I can't stop seeing parallels to Alistar from Dragon Age.

>>22647077
>the knife ears are also sunglasses

>>22647065
Play music, and talk to the folks here, hear some stories etc.

>>22647113
I second that. Maybe see what other races are in our fantasy world.

>>22647065
Play music, talk to travelers, see how the roads are doing lately, if there's any known bandit activity on the route we're taking, that sort of thing.

>>22647102
At a glance you think elves are just humans with weird ears, but then you start seeing the swiss army knife beneath and... well, elegance in design.

>>22647194
See if any cool looking wanderers are at the local pub and ask questions about them from the barkeep? We need more people for our adventurering party...while making sure we know enough about them. No mysterious wanderers here, only awesome ones who are wellknown and not bad people.

>>22644576

I said it yesterday when you drew the orc-pope, and i say it again: Catholic Orcs are the best thing ever

>>22647236
I think we should keep it between us and Jack, at least for now. We can pick up new party members when we find interesting awesome people.

>>22647292
Yea I agree. Looking for random people seems bad. Maybe if hear that there are bandits on the roads get a few like-minded individuals to travel with to the next town. Besides that best just us two.

So how do we plan to break it to him that in the other world we were a dude? I ask because I get a dread feeling that this might be like an awful princess and the toad thing, only once he gets his dick into us we transform back into a guy, Then he freaks out and beats us to death... we should avoid acting to much like a female and try not to sleep with him, at least until we get a better Idea how permanent this body is

>>22647436
Honestly, I figure just don't bring it up. We're not going to change back and it'll just complicate things. Besides we're not exactly a man anymore, our mind was altered as well as our body.

You take out your guitar and play requests for cash while chatting with the people at the tavern. You talk about the road conditions - relatively safe when the natives ('wild,' courtless fae) aren't making raids, and they haven't been lately. You pick up local gossip, like how the railroad company has been deducting the price of the food they feed to employees and a 'bunk rental' charge, then refuse to let any external stores operate at the rail worker camps, forcing them to buy from company stores. You ask around to see if there's anyone interesting at the tavern, and the closest thing you find is an alcoholic who will eat anything - anything - for a one crown note.

You also hear about how ray weapons are starting to replace firearms in wealthy, developed areas. They're wands and staffs with pistol and rifle grips - they can hold more charges than a gun holds bullets and can be recharged by any spellcaster. They're expensive, though - very expensive. And if you tried to get them anywhere other than a Great Hold or a capitol, you're shit out of luck. Still, they're starting to drive down the price of ammunition even out in the sticks, so that's something.

It's getting well into the evening now, and Jack's purchased a cheap room at the tavern for you two - and you have a few crowns in your pocket from playing requests. What do you do now?

>>22647461
>>22647436
I feel like it should be brought up eventually. Maybe...right now neckbeard-kun is very confused. Let him settle into womanhood before we start throwing bombs all over the place...also that was a hilarious mental image.

>>22647461
I can already see our next intoxicated visit at the inn after a successful adventure rolling against spilling that secret.

>>22647503
That wandgun sounds awesome. Did you get that from something or is it a quest original?

Save the crowns btw. Might need them later. Play songs and hang with Jack until you sleep I say.

>>22647503
Make sure we have a good supply of survival and wilderness equipment, if we're missing anything important go and buy it.

If Jack has a good singing voice do some duets with him, that sounds fun.

Make sure to get to bed early, we've got a early morning. And I advocate cuddling with him as we sleep and telling him that he's warm and makes us feel protected.

>>22647503
Are people starting to leave? If so, go to bed. If not, keep playing.

>>22647582
agreed! cuddling a little bit because...sure we could try it...once...only once...deredere

>>22647554
>a DM of mine once let me craft a command action (trigger pull) item of Scorching Ray at will
>I made a wooden wand with an ivory pistol grip and a steel trigger
>since then, this has been the weapon of choice of spellcasters who can afford to craft/buy them in games that have crossbows/firearms in-setting

>>22647582
>>22647599
So we're not going to make him sleep on the fucking floor again?

>>22647627
Well, he told us to get in the bed and slept on the floor the first night, and last night I think we both slept in the same bed.
So no.

>>22647671
operation awkward cuddles commence! COMMENCE!

>>22647627
No, that'd be mean, we shouldn't have let him sleep on the floor in the first place. We'll cuddle up to him and rest our head on his burly chest.

>>22647671
He slept on it both nights.

>>22647685
burly is such a great word.

The cuddling BEGINS!

>>22647685
Well, anyways, some people wanted to share the bed with him last night, and he did rent the room for us, so it would be a dick (bitch?) move to make him sleep on the floor.
That's without even thinking of cuddles.

>>22647503
Get beer, awkward cuddles afterwords.

>>22647761
As it is written so shall it be seconded.

>>22647784
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>>22647685
>>22647682
>>22647671
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>>22647600
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>>22647585
There's a fuckton of people on this thread. I left for like a few minutes and came back and had to read all of this to get caught up.

>>22647805
WE ARE LEGION!

>>22647816
We're the cuddle anonymous.

We should practice our bardly magics and fiddle diddley doo our way to getting the last remaining things for the journey. Rope, fire stuff, towel.

>>22647937
Agreeds!

You and Jack both have some more to drink. You play and sing a few more songs, including a few rowdy drinking numbers. Jack even gets up and does a little jig to one of the songs that he knows, which is, to put it simply, a fantastic thing to watch happen.

When people finally start retiring for the evening, you and Jack decide to pack up too. The two of you head upstairs, laughing and joking, until you get to the room. The room is much smaller than Jack's cabin was. There barely looks like there would be room for him in the bed, let alone on the floor.

You frown. Jack's your friend - your best friend, really - and a fantastic guy. It felt bad enough to have him sleep on the floor when there was plenty of space.

"Hey, Jack?" you ask.

"Mmm?" he asks. He's already gotten his boots off, and he's working on his shirt now.

"You don't have to sleep on the floor. We can share the bed," you say. You would probably be a lot more embarrassed if you weren't so tipsy. "I mean, there's barely any room. And I trust you."

"Are you sure?"

"Yeah."

You ditch your skirt and boots and get in the bed, and he gets in after you. You couldn't have not-cuddled if you had wanted to with how little space was in the bed and how big Jack was. He ends up on his back with you under his arm and using his solid, warm, hairy chest as a pillow.

Your heart's threatening to beat right out of your chest, but you feel safe.

Do you do or talk about anything else, or go to sleep now?

>>22647968
Go to bed.

>>22647968
tell him more about your life before you came to this world.

>>22647990
seconded
>>22647999
vetoed. Not yet say I!

>>22647968
Give him a kiss on the cheek before snuggling into him. Hum a soothing song as we fall asleep.

>>22647999
But our life before we came to this world was boring as well.

>>22647999
The number one surest way to not have him sex us. Ever.

>>22647999

Bad Plan/10

>>22647999
I really don't think this is a good idea.
We were a 30 year old neckbeard.
>>22647990
Yes, let's

>>22647968
"Thanks for saving me, Jack."
Then sleep.

Rolled 41

Rolling for 'prtending to be asleep' abd roll over and snuggle into him

>>22648038
Yes. Yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes

>>22647999
rule number one when making conversation: Talk about something the other person wants to talk about/likes.

Tho if this is the time for it at all is something else. Either way I find it pushy to just start babbling about how sad and lonely and totally not a hot elf we were.

>>22648082
Agreed. I for one welcome our hot elf body. And I'd rather not kill the cute with neckbeard stories.

You're sleepy and the drink had gotten to you and you're warm and you're not going to be staying awake for much longer. "Thanks for saving me, Jack," you sort of mumble into his chest. You try to lean up to give him a kiss on the cheek, but you end up just planting a peck on his collar bone. Then you're out.

When you wake up, you're spooning. You two must have shifted positions while asleep. Jack's massive arms - bigger around than your slender leg - are wrapped around your waist. His big, hot, slow breaths keep stirring your hair and warming the back of your neck. His warm chest and abdomen is pressed up against the back of your shirt. You feel a hard, hot bulge pressing up against your ass, between your cheeks, though it feels like he still has his pants on, at least. Your legs are tangled up with his, and you realize that your hands are resting on his.

You're warm and comfortable like this. You can smell food just starting to cook down in the tavern, so it must still be well before sunrise. You don't need to leave for a few hours yet.

Do you get up, change positions, remain as you are, or do something else?

Oh lawdy.

Morning sex?

>>22648226
Just relax, maybe even go back to sleep. This is nice.

>>22648226
>Dat description.
>My my, you're givin' me tha vapors!

We should stay right where we are and sleep more.

>>22648226
Gently use our hands that are resting on his and shift his hands to our breasts, snuggle closer to him "accidentally" rubbing our ass more against his dick, and then get another bit of sleep in.

>>22648280
>>22648273
Agreed. Go back to sleep FOR THA VAPORS!

also blush. This is the closest we've ever gotten to sex.

>>22648226
Stay.
If you really want this, then grind on dat dick

>>22648303
>>22648329
These.

>>22648226
Dawwww :3
>You feel a hard, hot bulge pressing up against your ass, between your cheeks
Oh my.

>>22648303
>>22648329
Now now, you don't want our Husbando thinking we're a dirty elven slut, right?

>>22648357
He can't help having morning wood. It's biology. And also exactly what being the little spoon like that feels like.

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>>22648357

>>22648362
No.
That's why it was "accidentally"

>>22648362
Of course not.

We want him thinking we're HIS dirty elven slut.

>>22648362
agreed! we're new to this, let's just enjoy this feeling without being all wanting it bad towards him.

Damn it /tg/, this is the gayest I've felt in years.

I think our character must being going through some real inner turmoil, I mean a few days ago we were the exact opposite of a petite elf babe, If we don't have to worry about transforming back then we should go forward, maybe take it slow

>>22648403
and you love it! LURV IT!