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>>22693544
>The sound of footfall, and a distant sound of transport.

>Marcia
Sir?
>Commissar
Yes, Cadet?
>Marcia
Where will I be placed within the regiment?

>Commissar

You will be placed ...

>As my aide
>With the guards
>In a different regiment with other psykers

>>22693584
>>As my aide
was this ever in doubt?

also woohoo commissar and marcia tiem!

>>22693584
>You will be temporarily placed in a different regiment with other psykers.
>If you perform adequately, you may be moved to a different position.
>Perhaps if you do well enough, I might have you placed as my aide.

She needs to work a little for it. Even though we all know how it will turn out.

>>22693634
Just letting you know, the other regiment would be in a different sub-sector. In a War world with a psyker squad. Also high probability that she might die.
orks and all.

>>22693634

>Losing sights of her
First inquisitor that comes along will take her for experiments if he "just happens to find a juvenile eldar among the psykers"

I'd vote for aide.

>>22693634
Can't let her out of our sight! Unless we have a regiment of our own psykers? Do we have that? I don't think we do.

>>22693544
As my aide.

>>22693584
AIDE

>>22693544
I'm trying to imagine how the Commissar is walking in this image, to have that leg placement.

It's an interesting mental image.

>>22693653
Well fuck. Fine then, aide. It's not like it isn't going to win anyway.

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>>22693584
You will work for me as my aide. Be sure to learn well, I wouldn't want to have to execute you lest you become demon-possessed.

>Marcia
Yes Sir.

>>22693660
Obviously, Regiment of Silly Walks.

>>22693717

The astropath sensei has arrived, yes? Hand Marcia into his custody and watch them train for a while, then go check out on the rest of the regiment. Our pet project is very important to us, but we can't neglect our other duties or else our unit falls into disarray.

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>>22693717
>Commissar
Good day, I see you've made it in one piece! I will leave her training to you. Your room is adjacent to my office, and I've equipped it with whatever may be necessary.

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>>22693755
Most splendid, Commissar. I shall train her to the best of my abilities.

>Commissar
Good. Cadet, you are to be trained until you are deemed suitable to serve me as an aid. Follow him into the chambers and your training will begin.

>Marcia
Yes Sir!

>>22693783
Haha look at that crazy motherfucker

>>22693783

Alucard?!

>>22693783
That is one pimping hat. And a slightly unsettling grin, but he's a psyker so I'll let that go for now, they tend to be a bit unhinged.

>>22693799
We made that point last thread.

>>22693799
in my opinion alucard would fit just nicely into 40k as deamonhost

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>inb4 Marcia becomes the Seras Victorias to astropath's Alucard
>inb4 Commissar is Priest Anderson

>>22693819
Shit, he's going to turn her against us? This can't be good.

>>22693783

Let's check out with the base commander before we return to office. Or did he post a report of his activities for us to read recently? Any anomalies standing out?

aside from an eldar girl captured on the premises obviously.

>>22693844
I'm still of the opinion that he is a inquisitor, merely using the astropathy as a cover

>>22693859
>anomalies
>eldar girl captured

we must rectify this, capture more of them, until they are a common occurrence, then no more anomalies...

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>>22693783
You decide to watch him train her for a bit. He seems to be teaching her about the dangers of her powers and the dangers from the source of the power itself. She is listening intently and taking down notes.

do you:
>continue watching
>get a regimental report from an officer

>>22693872
we had a servo skull report to us before, can't we do both?

>>22693872
>get a regimental report from an officer
>while still watching
I see no contradiction in this.

>>22693872
Is there any need for us to stay? Let's go ahead and get that report.

Besides, if this guy wanted to hide anything from us, as a psyker, he probably could do it without us noticing.

>>22693872
>>get a regimental report from an officer

We have to keep up on our duties. If we can have a servo-skull deliver it to us while we quietly watch then do so. Otherwise just get the report.

>>22693872
use the skull to keep an "eye" out on the training, while we deal with regimental business.

>>22693872
A man chooses.

A Commissar does both, because he's got more than just a friggin' golf club.

>>22693924
We must acquire a power golf club for playing golf with rippers.

>>22693930
Best mental image ever.

>>22693930
>>22693950
Next thread: The Commissar and Marcia take a golfing holiday.

>>22693969

And we use regimental basilisk to create the golf holes

>>22693969
Next thread: The Commissar and Inquisitor Alucard have a gold tournament to the death for custody of Marcia.

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>>22693872
You use a vox comm to order an officer to give you a full report on activities inside the stronghold and planet, along with off-world reports.

"No anomalies inside garrison. No new recruits aside from a psyker in-training.
Techpriest reports that the machine spirits are content.
A shipment of supplies from agri-world Bilani arrived. Now distributed to storage.
Ork insurgence under control in The Periphery, due to Adeptus Astartes.
All garrisoned personnel healthy, no sign of heresy, illness or rebellion."

hmm..
It seems that everything is as it should be.
do you:
>Continue watching Marcia (No update on training)
>Prepare a squad for hunting

teach her chaos sorcery
psychic shriek, doom bolts, warp, living flames etc

>>22693989
>adeptus astartes
find out what chapter, maybe we can use them somehow before they leave

>>22693983
"An abuse of power? What the hell is that?"

>>22693989
Hunting for what?

>>22693989

Prepare squad for hunting.
Teaching will take looong and we can't be standing and watchign them all that time.

>>22693989
>Prepare a squad for hunting
We got her a teacher, gotta get back to everyone else now.

>>22693989
>>Prepare a squad for hunting

We should get some work in. Make sure the Servo Skull keeps an eye on the proceedings for us to review later.

>make a squad for hunting
>hunt for more eldars around, hey, if we found one, there should be more
>find male eldar
>breed eldars
>sell eldar leather and meat to nobility

>>22694024
>>22693996
animals.
" A feral world in space sector Calixis where the 8022nd Cadian regiment was garrisoned for a number of reasons. Although the planet itself had no Xeno or Cultist threats to speak of, but it posed an ideal strategic point for the Imperium both for training guardsmen due to it's varying forestry, lakes, rivers and the predatory fauna."

just a part of something I wrote down. I'm currently writing the whole The Commissar and Marcia story in text as it progresses.

>>22694046
maybe this feral world is also a secret exodite world

explains the eldar we have

>>22694065
She isn't an exodite. It was stated in the earlier threads that she's a craftworld Eldar, Ulthwe.

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>>22693989
Probe, give me a full report on the progress of the Cadet's training while I'm away.

>ACKNOWLEDGED
Good.

>>22693989
Prep a squad for hunting. We can't focus all of our efforts on a single trainee, as near and dear as she is to our heart.

>>22694046

It sounds like commissarial presence is not necessary for hunting squads. We could join one with Marcia later to see how she performs in the wilds though.

>>22694079

It might explain why she was in the woods in the first place though. Craftworlders care for exodites, don't they?

>>22694079
then search for webway gate or portal or anything and shut it down, we dont want marcia to find out about her true origin, yet alone make other eldars see what we are doing here

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>>22694084
Before you call for several guardsmen to accompany you on the hunt, you decide to arm yourself.

what weapon do you choose?
>Standard equipment for Commissar (bolt pistol, chainsword or powerfist)
>Standard Guardsmen equipment (Lasgun)
>Standard Bolter
>Hellpistol
>Plasma pistol

>>22694144
this, if nobody noticed eldars means they came here not by a ship, but with their webway tech

>>22694149
POWERFIST!

>>22694149
chainsword, hellpistol and bolter, for melee secondary and primary, in that order

>>22694149
lasgun, its sport time

>>22694149

Take the standard set - boltpistol and powerfist.

>>22694149
I say take the plasma pistol, it'le be fun

>>22694144
>>22694111
"It was time for a patrol around the facility, however. This time only a lone sergeant was doing the rounds. The other guardsman nowhere to be seen.
"Damnit."
The sergeant cursed under his breath, the guardsman that was supposed to be with him had gotten in trouble with the Commissar, and was assigned to toilet cleaning duty at this very moment. And the Sergeant thought better than to ask for another person to do the rounds with him, as doing so will land him in a world of shit as well.
So he sighed and took a cigarette from his pocket and lit it. Drawing a large amount of smoke through the filter. He breathed out.

"Cough"

The sergeant immediately stopped and brought his lasgun up. Aiming at the foreign sound made amidst the bushes in the forest surrounding the stronghold. He crept low and stalked the clearing. Slowly making his way to the source of the sound as to keep whatever made that noise unaware of his approach. He still had the lasgun fixed on the point where he thought the sound came from. A tree, with a thick trunk and some bushes around it.

Taking care not to step on a twig and alert whatever was behind it, the sergeant discarded his cigarette, as the smell would give away his approach. The sergeant knew the forests were infested with dangerous animals, so he hoped it was simply an animal, and not what he feared it was. With the Sub-sector above Malfian being in heavy Ork and Imperial confilct, there was a chance that an Ork had made it's way to this feral planet.

But then, Orks weren't usually this quiet.
So he set the lasgun to full-auto with a slight 'click' and quickly rounded the trunk. What he found there drew his breath away.

It was an Eldar. By the colours, it seemed like it was from one of the craftworlds near the Eye of Terror. He couldn't remember the name of it. "

>>22694149
Chainsword in one hand, hell pistol in the other. Bolter for big stuff.

>>22694219
more excerpts of the text version I'm writing up, it basically explains what happened just before she was captured,
so to sum it up. She was alone, no sign of a webway gate, and he was about to interrogate her but then thread 1 happened.

Now pls stick with what's going on.

>>22694149
looks like there's too many choices to get a clear vote, so how about a 1d100 roll to decide?

Rolled 25

rollin'

>>22694251
You forgot to decide on something to do.

Rolled 69

>>22694237
Bolt Pistol and Power Fist!

>design orcenme
Design an ork enemy!

Rolled 86

>>22694181
Rollin' for this.

Rolled 21

Bare damn hands.

Rolled 99

>>22694189
this

Rolled 5

>>22694237
Rolling for >>22694220

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>>22694273

it's decided.

>>22694273
just the pistol?

>>22694313
we're so manly we'll just punch anything that it doesn't fry

Rolled 20

>>22694313
Clearly we're that good.

Rolled 48

>>22694323
>>22694326
Reiterating Bare Damn Hands on the off-chance I somehow roll a 100.

Rolled 67

>>22694313
We should always have a chainsword with us for COMMISARIAL DUAL WIELDING ACTION

a bolt pistol, a chainsword and a plasma gun

we are cypher style

Rolled 87

>>22694313
rolling for powerfist as secondary

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>>22694149
You decide to use a PLASMA PISTOL to go hunting.
How many men do you bring?
>none, go by yourself
>one
>two
>three

Rolled 58

>>22694429
Let's go with two.

>>22694429
2

gotta be symetrical
would say 3 but i cant make you draw 3 guardsmen

Rolled 8

>>22694429
>three

cmon we the IG, we need us some fodder

Rolled 6

>>22694429
3, in case we need to BLAM someone

Rolled 95

>>22694429
Three. We gon' roll hard.

Rolled 93

>>22694429
NONE. GO BY YOURSELF.

What happened to just being that good, guys?

>>22694492
they chickened out , i would say 2

>one gets killed obviuosly
>we blam another being a coward

>>22694492

We need someone to spread tales of our badassery among the men.

Rolled 4

>>22694471
3? FUCK THAT

ROLL HARDER NIGRA

ROLL 0D100, ROLL WITH NO ONE.

>261-7600 seeSch
EVEN BETTER

>>22694525
>implying they will survive our impending fight with Alucard

>>22694525
any men who doubted our badassery are either already blamed or will be blamed

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>>22694429
you chose three guardsmen to go with you, you armed them with standard lasguns and head out the gates.
do you:
>hunt in the woods
>hunt in the plains
>hunt in the jungle

>>22694539
>>hunt in the woods

Rolled 95

>>22694539
Jungle.

>inb4 Vietnyan

>>22694539
>WHO'S THE FAGGOT ON THE RIGHT HOLDING HIS WEAPON IMPROPERLY?

>*BLAM*

>The rest of you, we're off to the woods.

>>22694539

Cabin in the WOODS

Rolled 75

>>22694539
JUNGLE FEVER

>>22694539
The jungle for the most dangerous game. Battletoads.

Rolled 23

>>22694539
>hunt in the woods
goin innawoods

>incendiaries goiup
capcha wants us to take gravity defying incendiaries?

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>>22694539
You decide to go into the jungle to look for something to hunt.

>>22694634
try not to encounter felinids in jungle, them ambushes always end nasty

:wink: :wink: :hint: :hint:

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>>22694634
Your squad slowly move through, looking for signs of danger,

>>22694692

Jungle looks like a bedroom.

Still better than anything I could do.

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>>22694692
You hear a rustle from a large scrub next to you, You ready your pistol and level it to the scrub in an instant.

Do you:
>Investigate yourself
>Send one of the guards to investigate
>Shoot at it

>>22694680
felinids have affection for explosives, we might get away if we shoot with our pistol to distract them

>>22694736
Send one guard to investigate; cover him with our pistol; have the other guards keep watching the other directions.

Rolled 56

>>22694736
>Send one of the guards to investigate
we brought the disposable help for a reason

>>22694736
>Investigate yourself

We've got a plasma pistol, our fists, and raw Commissar Anger, we can deal with anything.

>>22694736
send one and order others to lay covering fire in case of something bad

its in the primer, in cases like this one guardsman has to investigate while others cover him

>>22694743

I don't think 'covering" someone with a plasma pistol makes him more secure.

Then again, it's just a guardsman.

>>22694743
i like your thinking...
i am not gay tho

Rolled 21

>>22694749
Seconding. We lead from the front, damnit!

Rolled 40

>>22694749

this

>>22694792

The only good place for a plaspistol anyway. Onwards!

>>22694792
>>22694798
when samefagging, atleast try to not to roll

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>>22694736
You move towards the bush, but as you are about to look over, a giant scorpion like head rises up, revealing tendrils and sharp appendages. The guardsman who was following to your left is pierced by what seems to be a sting.

This all happened in the blink of an eye, it seems you've encountered a CATACHAN DEVIL!

do you:
>Fall back
>Shoot (1d6 for "get's hot" rule. first roll for this will be the only one that counts.)
>Charge

Rolled 1

>>22694832

Shoot the devil in the face!

Fire!

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>>22694839

>>22694839

oh well. Not as planned.

>>22694839
goddamn it, can we roll to not explode?

>>22694839
Goddammit guys. Next time (if there is a next time), we charge and attack it with our BARE DAMN HANDS.

>>22694839
fagget

>>22694839
fuck...umm... QUICK, throw the plasma pistol at the devil!

>>22694839
i told you guys to take lasgun, i fucking told you so

but noooo lets take a fucking dangerous pistol without a malee weapon FOR A DAMN HUNTING TRIP

the hell do you want to hunt with plasma pistol anyway? anything you shoot will explode to shitload of bloody pieces

you guys are idiots

>>22694853
You COULD roll for armour save, which is 5+ btw

>>22694859

If we have a hand left to charge with, you mean

Rolled 5

>>22694882
I'm gonna roll to throw the pistol at the devil instead, cause we badass commissar

>>22694882

yeah, someone else do it. I don't want monopoly on bad rolls.

Rolled 3

rolling armor save

>>22694882

Can we do Only War rules and drop the plasma pistol as a free action?

Rolled 5

>>22694839
We have only ourselves to blame for this.

Rolling for armor save! (I'm assuming 1d6? IDK, I don't into hamwar)

Rolled 6

>>22694903
invul save! EMPEROR PROTECTS

>>22694901
>>22694911
can we have armor save and throw pistol?

>>22694911
Well this nigga >>22694903 just ruined it

Rolled 3

>>22694918
PRAISE THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND, WE ARE ALIVE

now to survive the devil

>>22694901
>5
>didn't roll armor save

>>22694903
>armor save
>3

>quest over
>good run guys

>>22694926
the same nigga just saved us
>>22694918

>>22694932
We still have 2 wounds left!

>>22694930
>pick up fallen guardsman's lasgun
>tactical advance in the backwards direction while shooting at the devil's facce

>>22694941
dude, that thing probably gonna instant death us

but we passed invul/feel no pain test there>>22694918

>>22694932

I see several alternatives

>DM fiat. We threw the weapon on the devil and it killed it.
>we suffer wound that is not fatal and carry on to punch the devil with the remaining hand
>we suffer wound that is serious and following quest involves Marcia nursing the commisar to health while he gets used to artificial hand.

>>22694948
>not beating the devil to death with the lasgun
HAIRESY

>>22694955
>not beating the devil to death with our bare damn hands
DOUBLE HERESY.

>>22694954
>artificial hand.
but then our ear rubbings will be ruined

>>22694954
>invul save
we run the fuck out of there

>>22694965
why not use our bare hands to rip its bare hands/claws off and beat it to death with them while screaming "STOP HITTING YOURSELF"

>>22694954
>we suffer wound that is serious and following quest involves Marcia nursing the commisar to health while he gets used to artificial hand.
>Marcia regains her memories whilst we are incapacitated and at her mercy
>StephenKingMercy.jpg

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>>22694948
need i remind you how bad we are at shooting in general?

Rolled 7

>>22694972
BRILLIANT. I SUPPORT THIS PLAN OF ACTION.

>>22694975
>Mercy
Misery, even

Rolled 41

GODDAMNIT YOU INCOMPETENTS

We need to GRENDEL this shit!

>>22694976
hey that was PRECISION work right there

Rolled 3

>>22694982
Whoops, meant to 1d6, not 1d100, hurr I'm a durr

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>>22694972

rage is one hell of an anaesthetic

Rolled 57

>>22694965
>>22694955
FINE, WE GRAB THE GUARDSMAN'S LASGUN, SHISHKEBAB THE DEVIL WITH IT, AND PROCEED TO BEAT IT TO DEATH WITH ITS OWN LIMBS

>>22694979

Can you imagine the mindrubbing she would've given the commisar?

next thread: Commisar enrolls on the path of the howling banshee

This is what happens when you don't take the powerfist. Do you guys even commissar?

...
Did we ever give her soulstone back to her?

>>22695002
guys, keep it real and stay out of the fagget zone

btw we said to much without dms word

we still need to hear from him if we even survived our plasma


tl;dr you THAT guys

>>22694832
This is a prototype of The Commissar's stats.

WS 7 BS 3 S 4 T 4 W 3 I 5 A 4 L 10

>>22695012
hey i rolled highest for powerfist as secondary, but LMK had already tallied votes :(, would be awesome if we could punch the devil in the face with powerfist while plasma pistol explodes in powerfist

Rolled 1

>>22695017
Nope, we locked it away in our office

>>22695009
That would be quite funny to see.

>>22695026
now it shall be forever lost in the depths of our desk drawers...

>>22695023

What's wrong with speculating while the DM decides what has happened?

>>22695040
I think he's busy just laughing his ass off right around now.

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>>22694832
The plasma pistol overheats and explodes in your hands, though thanks to your gloves, which you manage to take off in time, you only suffer heavy burns. Which will heal over time.

The pain drives you mad, the anger seething back up from the depths of your mind.

>>22695060
>pass out WITH RAGE

>>22695040
human goin all primarch furry and strength and ripping off arms of a catachan devil and then beating him with them, this is whats wrong

we are S 4 T 4 for fucks sake
also we fail, devil can easily instant death us, and dont even have a weapon

Rolled 5, 4, 2, 6, 3 = 20

>>22695060
Rolling to assault Catachan Devil with bare hands

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>>22695060
Now we're mad.

>>22695077
>5 attacks
>barehands

what are you doing on /tg/?

>>22695110
Our 2 hands count as 2 close combat weapons

>>22695071

Primarch is but a man with larger pauldrons and Emperor's light coursing through his veins.

We're now enraged. Can an enraged commisar bite off catadevil's tail?

How about our commisarrial Voice? We could try to Rebuke it to obedience.

Invoke the might of the Emperor and the fury of Grendel!

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>>22695060
You charge the Catachan devil screaming profanities at such intensity that would turn a Khornate marine into a cowering mess. You pick up a lasgun on the way, the remaining guardsmen have fled back to the garrison.

>Jump onto him
>Roll under

Rolled 97

>>22695133
>>Roll under
PUNCH THAT FAGGOT IN THE DICK

i just hope lmk will ignore bullshit suggestions

>>22695145
ha, that went well

Rolled 4

>>22695133
[X] Stop right in front of it and throw a REAL punch
What happened to our meatshield from last time, anyway?

>>22695133

Rolling under might bring us out of reach of that sting. Disembowel it with laserfire from below.

>>22695125
2/10

go back to /b/

>>22695157
Or rather, stab it in the abdomen with the lasgun

>>22695126
what are you doing in 40k related thread without knowing the basics?

>>22695133
roll under and stab with lasgun into joints of his sting, then open lasfire to dismember it

>>22695176

Having fun

>>22695157
Or, fire at it when it rears it ugly head beneath it, and Labatomize the thing.
The mind melted little bug will be easy to lead back to the camp afterward.
And i know two guadsmen who'll have to take care of its messes.
>Marcia hears word of the devil killing the commissar and rushes out to learn more, in time to see us moseying on in riding it.

>>22695145
I was going to say jump on the fucker and mouthfuck it with our lasgun, but I defer to your roll, Anon.

DICK PUNCH

>>22695229
>giant bug
>dick

biology fail

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>>22695133
You quickly roll under it before it has a chance to strike you with the sting. You quickly switch the lasgun to full auto, then impale the beast's belly with the tip, though the barrel was slightly damaged in the process, you discharge the entire energy cell's worth of las-blasts into the Catachan devil's innards. Making a gorey mess flow out onto you.

>>22695232
dude, its 40k

>>22695232
I don't think you understand.

Everything can be punched in the dick.

Sometimes, you just need to punch a little harder. Not everything wears its dick on the outside.

>>22695235
aww what, why you no use my roll LMK >>22695145

Rolled 85

>>22695235
Now we confirm whether it's dead

>>22695252
because I didn't ask for one

>>22695256
does this involve more full auto fire into its carcass? the roll sees to think so

>>22695259
:'(

>>22695235

Good. I think that concludes the hunt. Clean any exposed skin of the gore in case it is dangerous and have the two remaining guardsmen carry the trophy to base.

Unless it's not yet dead, in which case continue to fire until it is or the gun runs out of charge.

>>22695276
>Unless it's not yet dead, in which case continue to fire until it is or the gun runs out of charge
>not cowing it into submission and then riding it victoriously back to base

>>22695252
because catachan devils dont have dicks
and its a faggot suggestion

>>22695235
roll the fuck out of there, it might fall on us now

run like a girly faggot, it is 100% not dead

>>22695266
>>>/b/

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>>22695235
You roll sideways just in time to avoid getting crushed. The Catachan Devil seems to be moving, but not much. It is nearly dead.

>Same procedure to the head. Finish it
>Go back to the garrison


>>22695276
>I said they ran
>>22695133

>>22695316
go back, it is no condition to fallow you and more blood will only attract predators

>>22695316
>Ride its dying body back to base
Unless we can't do that, in which case
>Blow its head off

>>22695316
"YOU CALL YOURSELF A CATACHAN DEVIL?! I'VE SEEN MUDCRABS MORE FEARSOME THEN YOU, MAGGOT! IF YOU CALL THAT SORRY EXCUSE OF AN ATTACK HUNTING, THEN YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO YOUR NAME! DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY RECRUIT, THATS RIGHT, RECRUIT, BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY YOU'RE GETTING ANY BETTER IS IF YOU AND TRAINED BY THE EMPEROR'S ARMY. UNDERSTOOD!?"

Commissar Howl.

Rolled 25

>>22695316
Finish it off, don't want it to attract other wildlife with its death throes, then return to base and BLAM the two cowards

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>>22695338

we mcduck now?

>>22695316

cut off its head for trophy. We can then discipline the cowardly guardsmen by beating them with it, unless BLAMming seems more fitting (which it probably will for fleeing from a fight.)

>>22695338
seems like a good plan

>>22695334
>>22695338
dont kill it, if it manages to fallow us, enlist into imperial guard, give marcia as mount

>>22695377
this, we are a kind of commissar who beats the hell out of things and enlists them into his regiment after all.

>>22695377
>>22695383
Again, what happened to our meatshield from last thread?

>>22695387
That just means we have an opening.
It can have his old bunk.

>>22695387

probably left behind on his planet, I'd assume. Not that he would have been a lot of help against this critter.

>>22695383
we are definitely best comissar.

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>>22695316
You finish off the beast and head for base. Afterwards, you discipline the men who had fled when you were fighting the Catachan Devil, although desertion is punishable by death, you decide that had they both died there and then, you might not have made it either.

The probe reports the training is progressing smoothly, and Marcia has begun to use telekinesis. Though when she found out about the incident with the plasma pistol, she quickly came over and put a salve on the burns. The Catachan Devil's head had been retrieved by some of the men you sent out. To be used as decoration.

>>22695467
anon, i am disappoint

I think that's all I can do today, sorry. It's 3 AM and I still gotta get up to do stuff later.

Is this archived?

>>22695467
>dat Marcia

D'AAAAAWWWW

>>22694024
that sounds very slaneesh to me

>>22695489
I tried, despite being tired as fck what'd I do wrong?

>>22695467

Outstanding. Another successful day at Loss.

Make sure to reprimand the armory officer at one point for his weapon blowing up in our face. It must have been his fault somehow.

>>22695497

that sounds more like dwarf fortress to me.

>>22695507
i think he's referencing the majority approval for the taming of the devil by military creed.

>>22695507
we decided that we would tame the beast after defeating it, you on other hand, listened to faggots and killed it

>>22695507

Don't bother about it LMK.

You're doing the Emperor's work here.

>>22695519
I think... even for a non-canon and out of proportion quest like this, it's not possible to "Tame" a Catachan devil.
>>22695526
Besides, there was nowhere for it to live. It could hardly live on the training grounds, and the medicae probably wasn't able to heal it. Also, the Commissar would not have been able to drag it all the way by himself, especially with that hand.

>>22695517
well, i am dwarf fort player after all
>>22695497
well, i do play slaanesh army
>>22695467
well, thats dissapointing

LMK i approve of the job you're doing, you aint going to please everyone all the time

>>22695539
makes sense, you are forgiven in my eyes

>>22695539
Arguments could be made both in favor and against that.
We did yell loud enough to break the eardrums on someone causing them to bleed out their face. You do understand that we felt ignored though right?

but oh well.

>>22695539
I was going to shitpost about not taming the devil, but you've logic'd me. I defer to the GM.

Also yeah, thread am archived (not me whodunnit, just letting you know): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22693544

>>22695588
>>22695606

apologies,
now I must pass out, g'night everyone

>>22695618
Good night! :D

Guys, guys, the commissar has singlehandedly slain a fearsome predator.

I think that's badass enough to impress the regiment.

Besides, Marcia already has a mount of choice - our basilisk