So what is this OP?

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>>22795780
>FOR IT IS THE BANEBLADE!
So is the baneblade there because you said it was, or is the scene set up by a moderator?
More importantly; do you think Okeanos' aware he's getting trolled?

IT RETURNS.

>>22795855
It's Camp Halfblood. Hesphaestus cabin making a Baneblade by accident is normal.

>>22795847
A roleplay website. Set in a series where the Greek gods have imbued mortal descendants with superpowers, There is only faggotry, 12 year olds and Mary Sues among the players. OP is playing a descendant of Priapus(officially a god devoted to the protection of livestock and gardens, unofficial domains are rape): Richard Fontaine(or, 'Dick Fountain'), a very flamboyant man found of double-entendre and the phrase "bueno".

Is that all? If no one wants to dump can anyone direct me where to find the rest?

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Our hero gets raeped

>>22796052
Thread 1
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22551419/
Thread 2
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22564075/
Thread 3
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22570344/

>>22796080
What the fuck?

>>22796080
That's a foul play right there.

>>22796080
>a mystery known only to the druids

hahaha oh god

>>22795945
May have wrote that bad, sorry.

The setting is Percy Jackson and the Olympian's Camp halfblood, Everyone present on the entire website, can't remember its name, is playing a Mary Sue of some sort. Thinking this would be the perfect place to troll with /tg/ memes and some levity, OP made a char called 'Richard Fontaine', a descendant of Priapus.

The other guy seen in these posts, Mon135 or Okeanos, is a 2edgy, Mary Sue, emo teen, descended from Hades or Thanatos or someone else related to death, who has two interesting qualities: He seems to have a love/hate relationship with Dick, and he doesn't seem to recognize any of the weirdness coming from Amuayse. At all. Not even the memes like 'Bueno'. We're still expecting a reveal where it turns out he knew everything all along and goes one-winged angel.

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>>22796328
>>YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW THE TRAIN, OKEANOS. THE TRAIN!

Oh my god that is brilliant.

>>22796338

>Priapus

Oh God my sides

>>22796445
Showing girls his dick all day erry day.

>>22796445
My sides have gone into another dimension.

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Here's another triumph of Fontaine

>>22797017
Like a true fountain

>>22797017
Oh lawdy.

As hilarious as this is, it would be funnier if these weren't literal twelve-year-olds that you're fucking with.

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>>22797017
>Sunny D

>>22797017
The other guy's lack of responsiveness makes it even funnier.

>>22797017
This is hilarious!

>>22797059
Why does that stop it from being funny?

>>22797068
Yes, they all do an admirable job of politely ignoring his shenanigans.

Makes the times when they actually engage him all the more amusing.

They're surprisingly good sports about this, even if their own characters are speshul snowflake mary sues.

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>>22797059
Some of these "12 year olds" are sick fucks who deserve it though.

>>22797103
Because we all made terrible mary sues when we were twelve.

They haven't hit the stage where they know any better yet, so it seems slightly cruel to fuck with them.

>>22797106
No no, they're not politely ignoring it. They're just really focused on themselves, and their special snowflakes. As you can see in the Sunny D one, the guys one response was about how he was being addressed.
That's all he cares about.
Which is terrible normally, but it is funny in contrast to Fontaine.

>>22797121
>>22797112
Or they could just be huge assholes, sure.

>>22797130
I don't remember encountering anynoe who didn't do that when I was a twelve-year-old freeform roleplaying with other twelve-year-olds, is the thing.

I will laugh if Fontaine gets them to actually respond to other people in their posts rather than just filling it up with their character's feelings, though.

He might do them some good.

>>22795616
lolly gagging, or... loli gagging with his sword?

>>22796338
Okeanos
"I... I... I knew we were having gay sex all along, I was just trying to... Cure you, with my secure heterosexuality.

I... Its not like I came with you or anything!"

>>22797017
Praise the sun!

>>22797253
I feel like you are drifting away from your Dickjoke roots too much.

>>22797001
oh gods sunny D

>>22797307
Tsundemo?

>>22797322
>satyrs&maenaeds
>not having to do with sexuality
Hahaha

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He seems genuinely concerned about my wellbeing but not my dick

>>22795780

>sucking his essence into his sword

...

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>>22797413
You know what must be done

>>22797430
You would give the mighty power of Priapus to the son of Hades? FOOL!
Although Persephone may like you for it.

>>22797466
Charming fair maidens is even more of a reason to do it.

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>>22797545
It's glorious.

>>22797545
NOOOOOO! Why did you do it, OP? WHY?

>>22797545
Wait. Your penis is detatchable?

.... There was a manga where that happens...
Poor fucker gets raped for weeks by the girls that took it from him.

>>22797648

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDss8V2OME4

Let me get this straight, after a dynamic rape from the son of Hades, Richard revives his power by having sex with an Apollo camper his sword shoots an entire river of Sunny D? And the satyrs and maenaeds has a giant orgy in it? And he gave the Hades kid his sword?
What is this?

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Why can't I hold all these dick jokes and Innuendos?

Was I the only one who noticed that a lot of Richard's lines come from Rhapsody of Fire songs?

Alright, somebody archive this properly before the asshole who's been uploading threads with retarded tags decides to pay a visit.

>>22797852
Done
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

>reading previous adventures of Richard Fontaine.
>"at the border between man and horse"
>my sides are at -10 HP

>>22797737
"sword"
He gave the hades kid his "sword"

Can I ask what the URL is for this?

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>listening to this album while reading this thread

my sides will never be the same again

>>22797985
It's somewhere on Kidzworld

>>22798151
http://www.kidzworld.com/forums/fantasy/t/1003440-camp-halfblood-the-new-generationalways-accepting-rp?page=last

Oh god, it's all one thread, all 65 pages of it. Why wouldn't they get a free forum on invizion or something, where it could be slightly less of a clusterfuck?

Has anything else good come from that Freeform RP Russian Roulette thread than Camp Halfblood trolling? I have some good Oscar-esque stories, but none from the most recent wave of fa/tg/uy raids.

>>22798459
There were some good ones on chickensmoothie

Debating getting in on this, but I always feel like a loser if I don't produce any memorable troll characters or posts in the process.

>>22798551
No.
That thread is Fontaine's domain.

>>22798723
I dare not intrude on that thread, for fear of stealing Fontaine's thunder or invoking his wrath. I meant getting back into the business of trolling freeform RP forums.

>>22798754
There is soo much room to troll here. I'm hiding among the native population to watch their behavior.

>>22798817
>There is soo much room to troll here.
I'm aware. I actually crashed an otaku escapist fantasy freeform RP forum a few years ago. It was set in a Japanese high school, so I wrote myself in as an amateur Mexican wrestler trying to get ahead of the game (luchadores often go to Japan for training and the semi-pro circuit before hitting it big-time in Mexico) by enrolling in a Japanese high school. His name was Pollo Negro. No one got it.

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Is Fontaine evil or is it his blade?

>>22798918
He's not evil. His blade is his penis.

>>22798918
He's a true neutral character. He's just slightly insane.

>>22798871
"Pollo Nergo" Black Cock? or Chicken Black.

>>22798871
Black Chicken?

>>22795908
What the fuck...is he singing...

>>22798975
>>22798972
>>Blackmind

>>22798975
Black Cock, anon.

>>22798994
Are you serious? They're hiveminding for responding to the same post with an attempted translation of a foreign language? I feel like you're abusing that meme.

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>>22798918
He's not necessarily a hero or villain. He's a pawn of the gods and has a kickass blade

>>22798986

well he's like 13 so it's probably Linking Parks or something.

>>22798197
because they are fucking 12 year olds.

I can only hope two things; first that at least one other player there recognises what the fuck he's doing and plays along, and secondly; that everyone who does not one day in bed remembers their childhood and these absurd games, and then suddenly realises what this guy had been doing all along.

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>>22799196

>>22797648
It's an excellent manga.

>>22799196

That's it

My sides
My poor sides
They've broken the fourth dimension, reached God, and have ascended beyond Heaven to Nirvana

>>22799196
That would be the most wonderful thing.