Go to the police and tell Commissioner Gordon that Batman buggered my bottom. If I can't find the right words, I ask him to bring out the doll.

Assemble the Titans

Find someone who looks like a criminal and punch him out.

Shoot the Joker.

Get a new costume

kill myself, I am immortal after all.

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>>23031928
Oh, come on. Everyone knows the Bat doesn't swing that way.

Try to remember which Robin I am.

masturbate

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>>23032016

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>>23032016
He goes both ways.

>>23031940
I'm up for assembling the Titans. Assuming we're Dick Grayson.

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>>23032044
>>23032044
>>23032016
This is now a Bat-Dickery thread.

>>23032073
Which titans? The comic or the cartoon?

>>23032105
I don't mind either way.

>>23032221
I'd prefer cartoon. Ah, nostalgia.

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Don a stylish new bird mask and get to work.
Check the police bands and find out who's up to what.

That, or >>23031940

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Become Nightwing.

>>23031670
Check to see what gender I am.

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Get batraped.

>>23032363

Lol cheer up - at least he didn't murder you afterwards!

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>>23032517
No, he just batgasmed all over my ass.

>>23032363
I want to see the original of that, I bet it's hilarious.

>>23032523
>it's a fucking full-on Batgasm

I love how that's capitalized.

>>23032523
Has anyone actually read this book? Is it all like that?

>>23031940
>>23032028
>>23032073

You glance at yourself in the mirror.

Your black domino mask covers your bright blue eyes. Just like that Dick Grayson is gone, replaced by the Robin the Teen Wonder. Not Boy Wonder. You're too old to go around calling himself the Boy Wonder anymore. It was always kind of lame anyway.

You pull your Teen Titan's communicator out from your utility belt. You always feel nervous whenever you leave the team by themselves. Not that you don't trust them but a lot of things could go wrong in a couple of days.

You flip it open and call. You only have to wait for a few seconds before someone picks up.

"Robin? Is something the matter?" Raven asks.

You're fine, you tell her, you're just about to go on patrol and wanted to see how they were handling things over there.

"Nothing we can't handle. Killer Moth is just trying to take over the city again," Raven says in her typical quiet monotone. "Is there anything else?"

[ ] Ask if ___ can come to Gotham
[ ] The Titans have other things to deal with tonight, say goodbye and go on patrol

>>23032677
Honestly, I'm fine with any of the Titans coming down. They're all good.

Beast Boy

>>23032656
I don't think it's a real book.

It looks like they just printed off those pages and stuck them into a real book.

>>23032677
"Send for Beast Boy, It's urgent."
Urgent that we troll Gotham's high life in costume cruising for bitches.

>>23032822
>>23032892

Killer Moth is a chump, they don't need the whole team to deal with just him. You tell her to get Beast Boy to come right away, it's urgent. You don't have time to explain.

"I'll tell hi-" Raven says.

You hang up and stuff the communicator into your belt. No time to wait, there's justice to serve and criminals to beat up. You hop on your motorcycle and zoom out of the cave kicking up a cloud of dust in your wake. Beast Boy will probably call you when he's in the city. It might take a little while, Jump City isn't too close to Gotham.

In the mean time, you decide to...

[] Check the police bands
[] Drive around Gotham, crime happens around every corner anyway
[] Write in

>>23032878
>>23032656

...you know what, you go on believing that.

>>23033166
Pull off more of a publicity stunt, kissing hands and shaking babies, get more people to Love Batman and Robin, instead of just being saved from the occasional mugging and empty warehouses/abandoned toy facotires exploding.

>>23033166
Drive around. Tear it up Akira-intro style.

Awww yeah.

Are we... turning this into Operation Build Beast Boy's Confidence?

>>23033166
Drive around, couple of teenagers. You know that is what they would do. What could go wrong?

>>23033360
We're a Bro.
"Bitches dont care if you're green man, Joker has a massive creepy smile and a start white face, and somehow he hooked Dr. Quinn!"
Isnt she insa-
"That's just the market we're looking for my good man! Or superheroines, though in gotham the bat pretty much has most of them locked in on him."

>>23033429
Bu..bu..but...I want them to like me for who I am inside...

>>23033452
Beast Brosph, its the Crazy ones, and the one with inhuman powers of their own that can see Past your horrific shapeshifting exterior.

>>23033265
>>23033374

For now, just driving around sounds like a good idea. Sure, checking the police bands might make it a lot easier to track down crime but right now you just want to enjoy the feeling of going speeds no human should be allowed to go. The undeniable rush as you speed past cars that could squash you like a bug.

You love this. You live for the rush.

Since this is Gotham City, famous for its ridiculously high crime rate, you find trouble after a couple of minutes.

A group of men wearing ragged clothes are slowly surrounding a young blonde girl. She glares at them defiantly but there's not much she can do when they decide to attack or worse.

Good thing the one and only Robin is here.

How should you approach this?

>>23033517
OK...I'll go with you then. But can we stop by the comic store first?

>>23033534
Wait.

Fade into the shadows, and watch. Procure some sort of WayneTech(whoops, labels still on it) listening device and keep an ear on the group.
They bother her, then we have cause, if its just a bunch of smelly people asking for directions, then we vilify ourselves against hobos and they join enmass to the crimebosses.

>>23033619
This. We should probably position ourselves so that when we reveal, we cut the most intimidating silhouette ever.

>>23033534
I say we handle this in style. Big acrobatic leap over them, land in the middle beside the girl, saying something witty and fail to her, say something witty and pointed to them.

Wait for them to make the first move. They haven't actually broken the law yet after all.

Then we talk to the girl and see if there was something more to this than random threats.

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>>23033652
something like this

Wait, we're cartoon teen titans robin in Gotham? Sweet, I can't wait to see what Batman does to Slade.

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>>23033534
Oh, and did I get to come along?

Welp, time to become Nightwing two or three years early.

>>23033757
Relax Brosif Stalin, you'll call us when you reach Gotham, we hope. Or follow the explosions, there always is.

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>>23033808
OK Robby, but you had better call...

>>23033619
>>23033651

These.

Awww, I hope this isn't dead before it started. Probably the first quest I've had any interest in in months.

>>23033619
>>23033651

You hop off your motorcycle and discretely climb to the top of the roof of a nearby building. You pull out a listening device fresh from WayneTech labs ready for use. Too fresh maybe, since a small white label is still wrapped around it's pencil shaped body. You rip it off and toss the thing as close to the group as possible. They don't even notice the small clink noise as it hit the pavement.

You put an earbud in and listen.

"Ya really gotta stop runnin' all over the place Miss Brown," one of the men slurs. "Ya never know when someone might get ya. Someone with a grudge against your old man."

Brown? You rack your brain for any criminal with the last name Brown but nothing rings any bells. It might be someone new in town. It's not like you've been around Gotham all that much lately.

"I- I'm not scared of you," the girl says. Her voice trembles a little.

"Ya will be," he says and the rest of them laugh like they're infected with Joker venom. You can see them all take a step toward the girl.

Well, now is as good as time as any to attack. You leap off the rooftop, your cape billowing behind you casting a shadow that surrounds the thugs while you fly over them. You land gracefully on your feet right in front of the girl. You stand to your full height, which admittedly is not very intimidating.

Showtime.

[] Knock them all unconscious
[] Witty banter
[] Write in

>>23034130

[X] Say something witty about how Group of Thugs vs. One Girl is hardly fair odds. Commence beatdown but stay alert in case some of these thugs pulls a gun or knife.

>>23034130
Some scathing banter and another set of flips to draw them away from the girl.

Then we go to town on them.

>>23034130
Banter as above. I still think we got to wait for them to take the first swing though.

>>23034189
(Which Robin are we? Dick, Tim, Jason, or Steph?)

>>23034189
>>23034177
Before anything else, we want to take care of that wrapper. Can't leasve anything that could trace back to Bruce.

>>23034249

Since we called Beast Bro in and he's on his way to Gotham, I assume we're Dick.

Land on one's face, backflip/kick off of it to land by the girl. THEN commence beat down

>>23033618
No, We're hooking you up with Oracle

>>23034249
We're Dick, it was said above

>>23034177
>>23034189
>>23034242

You frown at the thugs disapprovingly. It's not very fair, you say, a bunch of grown men against one girl. Were they that scared of getting beaten up by a little girl?

One of them grunts. "You practice that a lot Boy Wonder?" he sneers.

Boy Wonder? No, it's the Teen Wonder now.

"You still look like a boy to me, kid," he says with a smirk. "Shouldn't your big bad Batdaddy be out here to watch over you? That guy is being awfully irresponsible letting his kid running around in," he gestures to your costume, "that at night."

Not like he's in any position to talk, you say. He looks like he hasn't bathed in months.

"We all can't have enough money to buy all those fancy toys," the thug retorts.

This isn't going as planned. You were hoping they would get cocky and initiate the fight. It's not very heroic to pounce on them when they haven't technically committed a crime yet. They don't seem very intimidated by you either so scaring them off might not work.

What do you do?

>>23034554
The ice projectiles, freeze the punks

>>23034554
Tell the girl to run. If they give chase they have to go through us, and then we're cool to beat them into soggy pulp.

>>23034554

Seconding this >>23034619

I'm going to sign off for the night. Thanks everybody for playing.

Next thread probably on Saturday.

>>23034554
Turn to the girl, escort her away. Question her about what was going on. Obviously this wasn't random.

While doing this expect them to attack. Think of it as baiting them.

>>23034795

What time on Saturday, OP? Also: you might think about making a Twitter so players know when you're getting ready to run.

>>23034823
Around 5 PM, EST.

If you guys want, I'll have a Twitter made by the end of tomorrow's thread.

>>23034554

(What year is it? And are we doing TV Teen Titans or Comic Teen Titans?)

>>23034889

Awesome. I may be a bit late to the thread but I should be here.

(Is anyone going to archive this thread?)

(Hello? Is anyone going to archive this thread or will it just die?)

>>23036023
Done and done.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23031670/