>>23091239
Snap his dick

>>23091239
Wake up, stretch, wake up Liz. Then get our stuff, say hi to Lin, ask about her plans for where she's staying, if she's joining any societies, and walk with Liz and Lin to where we're going.

Give a Liz a peck on the cheek and get off the bus. Maybe ask Lin if she wants to room with you and Liz or something.

There isn't really much one can do in this situation, is there?

Penatrate the hole

Make sure to ask Dane about Lotus house. Like if they all stay in a mansion or if there are dorms they claimed as their territory or something.

>>23091239
No earnibbling ? that was the best part...

Okay, then grab our bags and get off the bus. Try to avoid bumping into unfriends.

>>23091239
What do we know about the campus? Ask about it while we walk.

>>23091239
tickle her awake

Take a moment to get a good look at the other first years, try to size them up

Can that strength-increasing mojo be turned outwards instead? Make ourselves seem a little stronger or more solid the moment we step off the bus, keep it up indefinitely?

Just wondering if there was a way to keep from looking like a target amongst all the new students in this busload. We can mellow out when we are out of the limelight.

Other then that, get with the ladyfriends and get down.
>get down meaning off the bus.
>any other getting down will wait.
and pester Dane for details on how things work.

>>23091239
'Accidentally' grope Dane's crotch or butt when we get off the bus.

>>23091239
Wake Liz & get offa da bus.

Hey FemCOCK maybe add a section to the statsheet for notable spells and abilities?

>>23091239
Get of the bus, grab bags, find place where to sleep. Do not sleep.

>>23091378
Sounds good. Seconded

>>23091412
I will if you ever enchant yourself with something or build a focus or something. Magic in this setting is mostly freeform, presuming you have the skill to cast it, rather than having specific spells.

Can someone give me a quick rundown on why this quest is rated so popularly?

>>23091449
Life is freeform. A lot of people *can* build a nuke, few people know actually how to make a single component.

>>23091503
It's about a half-incubus dickgirl going to a dodgy school of magic.

It draws people in with equal parts porn and a surprisingly interesting setting.

I just went to bathroom and something crossed my mind.

Does this whole thing mean that we're among the 64 most promising potential wizards of the year ?
That's something.

Are the first years all 16 years old ?
Is there other schools ?

>>23091449
Enchant yourself with a slight "you don't want to risk fucking with me" kind of aura. Giving the impression that you're not an easy target, whilst still not overly standing out.

Rolled 97

>>23091534
I came for the porn. I stayed for the wizards. And the wizard porn too I guess.

>>23091407
No, don't do that. I don't want to make him expect that kind of things from us.

To be more precise, I only want to fuck pretty girls. Or maybe traps.
But certainly not older men.

>>23091551
addendum: a "you don't want to risk fucking with me, but you do want to be fucked by me" kind of aura.

>>23091600
He's 20 at most...

It's cause he's black, isn't it. Check yer privilege

>>23091503
Do you mean why is it high up? New thread.
Do you mean why we like it? Hawt Porn and Magic.

>>23091633
20 to 16 is too much for me if there's no love.

And I'm no racist : I'm perfectly willing to fuck Lin. So there.

>>23091653
He's probably referring to the fact that the quest threads get 20+ votes on sup/tg/.

>>23091633
Not the other anon, but somehow I didn't catch that Dane was black.

Fuck sweet, Afro Samurai is our mentor.

You know what would be a really cool quest?
You're a 3edgy5me serial killer trapped in a world where furries and humans live together.

>>23091686
So does SWQ and all its derivatives. Doesn't say much for the quality.

I can't be the only one who's holding out hope for a hot girl amongst the Dextra firsties, whom we can turn from her racist ways to the one true path of Max's dick.

>>23091720
So we cleanse the world of furries? I can dig it.

"So, what should we be expecting in there?" you ask Dane as you start shouldering up your bags.

"Well, first, don't get disoriented. It's bigger on the inside. Way bigger," he cautions you. "After that, you'll get a room and a random room mate - you're going to want to find your own place as soon as possible, though. It's the size of a city in there, and most of it is abandoned. Find a good place to turn into your base, start setting up wards, and keep its location as secret as possible."

"Is that what you did?"

"Yeah, it is. As far as I know, nobody knows where it is, not even the head of the Lotus. You'll probably spend a few nights in your assigned room with your room mate, but once you find a good enough place and prepare it sufficiently, get out."

"So it's a bad idea to have room mates?" asks Liz.

"Absolutely. Who's in a better position to kill you in your sleep? Even if you trust someone, it's a bad idea to trust them in your sanctum. Even if you trust them absolutely, mind control is still something to consider. Always be on your guard."

You wouldn't have expected Dane to be so paranoid. Maybe he's right.

You all walk into the cave entrance, and you're struck by the sight. It really is enormous. Towers and bridges, ancient and modern, intact and ruined. The entire cavern system is dark save for lanterns and other lights. It looks like it goes on - and down - for miles. There's a plaza before you with a man with a grey beard at a table.

What do?

>>23091912
Approach plaza, but don't be the first or last one there. We don't want to stand out from the crowd just yet.

>>23091912
Go to the greybeard

>>23091912
Damn. Let's approach the plaza, blend into the crowd, keep Liz and Lin close, see what the old man has to say. Honestly I'm wondering if we should even bother going to our assigned room unless we coincidentally are rooming with Liz.

>>23091912

so is there illusion magic?
>>23091965
this

Is it possible this school was started with noble intentions and over time devolved into the backstabbing battle royale that it is now?

Did we ever find out why people want to kill each other so much?

Also, approach the guy with the grey beard.

>>23091965
This one looks good.

>>23092103
Maybe, but that seems unlikely. Anyone with half of a braincell would know if you offer lots of power and restrict the number of people who can have access to it you're going to have backstabbing. This place is tailor made for the battle royale.

>>23092103
Sure, good a theory as any.

>>23091912
Walk right up to beardfag and snap his neck.

>>23091977
>>23092113
" sup, Gandalf"

If people this we're a thug, they'll be stupid when they attack us.

You walk out into the plaza with the group of people. The older students walk right past the table without so much as a pause. Everyone else lines up - you overhear building and room numbers. You think that each of the students are being assigned their room designations.

When you finally make it up to the front, the gray-bearded man asks you, "Name?"

"Max Power."

"Ah. Hmmm. Says here you can either take a room in the female dorms or a room in the dormitory for students with special personal needs."

"Special needs?" you ask, slightly insulted.

"Yes, for students with dangerous or otherwise disruptive natures. Burning skin, sleep-telepaths, unusual or disturbing physiology, that sort of thing. It doesn't list your specific condition - that's confidential. So, it's up to you - which assignment do you want?"

Well, which do you want? Or do you just fuck that and walk off into the school to try to find your own place without using your assigned room as a base camp for exploration?

>>23092219
Special needs room. Lets play the odds and see if we can get freaky with a goo girl

>>23092219
Special is more likely to keep us among others who hate the anti-demon guys. Do that.

>>23092219
Let's not go to the special personal needs ones. The people there are likely to be less stable, and less stable means more stabby.

Take the female dorms, though we'll move out ASAP, having an official place is a good idea.

Take the female dorm and ask who we'd be rooming with.

>>23091912
>You wouldn't have expected Dane to be so paranoid. Maybe he's right.
There's an easy way to ascertain that.
Among the 64, 32 are chosen. How many are left beyond those ?

At the very least, we have a 50% chance not to get killed.
And the goal shouldn't be to be unkillable, but to be a more difficult target than some others.

>>23092219
Female dorms.

If we're lucky we might get a half decent roommate, can't hurt to get the assignment even if we ignore it.

Rolled 50

>>23092219
Take the female dorms and room up with liz

>>23092219
Hmm. On the one hand, special needs will help us establish a power base. On the other hand, female dorms.

Eh, special needs. We're moving out of either soon anyway.

>>23092256
And Dane is in the round of 8, so he's got his shit together.

>>23092219
We won't have to be there long. Let's take a gamble with a special needs roommate.

>>23092219
Special rooms. we should try to meet some new demons and stuff. finding a budding necromancer would be totally tits

>>23092219
I'm for female.

>>23092219
Female dorms. I can see the Right Handers going on a first day purge of the special dorms. Let's avoid that if at all possible. Choosing those dorms makes us into a target and makes us stand out in a bad way.

>>23092282
It's randomly assigned. We have something like a 2% chance of being with liz in there.

>>23092219
>he people there are likely to be less stable, and less stable means more stabby.
No. Here, being stabby is the rational thing. Irrational people might be more agreeable.

But that's a moot point. Special needs means more fun.

I'm worried about Liz though.

>>23092219

We could go the special dormitory but I don't mind taking female dorm temporary.

The most importing thing is that we need to find our own secret home/love shack.

Even if we take the female dorms, we might not get a room with Liz, fantastic though it would be. We should get contact info to make sure we can keep in touch with her.

Rolled 23

>>23092219
Female dorms. Roll to bunk with Liz.

Check to see if cell phones work here.

Keep contact with Liz if they do.

Your room mate is picked at random, in case I wasn't clear. Even if you pick the female dorms, you probably don't get Liz.

>>23092308
>2% chance
More like 3%. If there are a high number of special needs kids, maybe even 4%.

>>23092358
Damn you dice gods!

>>23092380
Then change me to the special dorms.

>>23092380
In that case, the special dorms.

>>23092380
Can we just switch rooms ? Are the repartition enforced by someone ?
>>23092384
There's also the chance of bunking with Lin.

Nonetheless, special needs is excting, voting for this.

Rolled 15

>>23092380
/tg/ dice are strange sometimes, you never really know

>>23092380
Special rooms then

Special dorms, for fun.

Also, I wonder if we'll ever become more incubus in appearance. Or maybe Inc and Suc look normal?

>>23092219
Well, Dale advised us to seek alternate housing anyways, so we should go for special dorms and then begin looking for a sanctum at our earliest opportunity.

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>>23092618
> become more incubus in appearance

>>23092647
Hnnnnnnnnnng

"I'll go with the special dorms," you say after a little bit of internal deliberation. You wait around long enough to trade room information with Lin and Liz and for Lin to trade her contact information with you and Liz. Then you set out, following the vague instructions to try to get to the dorm and your room.

After about a solid hour of getting lost and searching, you finally find it. It's built into the still-intact lower levels of a tower whose roof has collapsed. In the dorm, there are students who are, to put it lightly, unusual. A girl with green skin and hair the texture of grass, a student with a giant head being wheeled around by an aid, a student with fire instead of hair wearing a fireproof pair of shorts - including body hair, based on the flames on his forearms and legs - and even a student with a fish-like face walking around in what looks like a scuba suit feeding him water.

You find the right numbered room and open it on up with the key you had been given. There's someone in the room. It's a blonde boy, lithe, maybe a little skinny, and not much taller than you. He's wearing a fitted t-shirt and a pair of pajama pants and lying in one of the two beds in the room. He's reading the intro to magic book.

"Hey, are you my roomie?" he asks, setting aside the book and giving you a relaxed smile.

"Yeah, I think so," you say, setting down your bags. "My name is Max."

"Sam," says the boy, still just relaxing.

What do you do?

[x] female dorms

at-least we can stay in touch with her.
though if she is picked to be a magi candidate i doubt her mates will permit her to talk to us again.

better find other trustworthy maidens.

What you in for?

>>23092679
>seeming normal boy

You can't fool me! It's a male succubus!

Fuck it!

>>23092732
Bond.
with our penis

>>23092679
join a group yet? what do you think about all of this ? any idea how we get classes?

so this is weird to say but why you over in the special dorms?

>>23092679
I was going to say the exact same thing as >>23092718

We need to figure out if we're about to die when the dickening ensues.

>>23092718
seconded

>>23092679
make friends at the least.

Create one more person in our level who would hesitate before even thinking of trying to snuff us out

All the basic "hey, I am max, how are you, why did they stick you in here" etc, etc. Don't slap him around with the Wizard Stick or anything at this time. Be a little cagey if asked what got us put in special dorms.

He's half succubus and has a pussy. Calling it.

>>23092679
We need to water the grass girl, with our dick.

Sit down on our bed, stretch.

"Nice to meet you Sam, I'm Max. You know any more about this place than I do?

So, how'd you end up in this dorm?"

Is this quest being archived? Anyone got links?

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>>23092679

Ask him what kind of magic he is currently reading about.

I already posted my suggestion tripless, but have you filtered me FemCock? I remember you threatened to last night.

>>23092679
At first glance, I must say that I'm impressed by your cool demeanor. I can't shake off a feeling of dread myself.
Do you know a lot about this school ?

>>23092679
Introductions & chit-chat. Hometowns, backgrounds, thoughts of the school, what you're in for, etc.

>>23092679
>worry

Organize our important belongings as though we were planning a hike/urban exploration.

Once we figure out how we know when to go to class and shit, we are getting the hell up out of here and finding our own place.

and giant-head is either going to be super-powered level or picked off early by someone. Be careful around that one.

>>23092679

most likely its that psycho's brother.

maybe.

>>23092679
Hes a cuntboy, calling it now.

>>23092828
I kinda hope he isn't. I want to cross some swords.

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>>23092679
>It's a blonde boy, lithe, maybe a little skinny, and not much taller than you.
Is he pretty ?

>>23092843
>Those golden locks
jizzinmypants.scroll

Uh guys, doesn't taking a special needs room mean that we are much further from Liz and will be unable to protect her for the first few days of school? Dane said that the first week is the most dangerous. I imagine first week is especially dangerous for someone trying to join the fasttrack to archmage club as they only take a member at the end of week one of classes, so she will be groupless and isolated for a whole week, minimum.

Secondly, isn't living here without obvious unique appearance going to mark us out to the demon killer assholes?

>>23092872
Yes on both of those counts. I said it was a terrible idea when I voted against it earlier, and now we're going to have to suffer the consequence. We need to move out and bring Liz with us within a day or two at most.

"Nice to meet you, Sam," you say, sitting down on your own bed. "Why are you so cool? I find this pretty foreboding."

"I got here a few days ago. I'm starting to get comfortable with it."

"You interested in anything in particular?"

"Oh, you know. This and that."

"Where are you from?"

"Manchester. You?"

"New York. Got any friends? Family?"

"Just my mum back home. You?"

"Same. Single mother. What got you landed here in the special dorms? You don't look so odd."

"I would... Rather not say. It's nothing too dangerous, but it should be obvious sooner or later. I'll tell you if you insist, but I would rather leave it for now," he says.

What do you do?

>>23092872
Yes, that's why we're finding a little corner of the world to hide away in right after we fuck this half-succubus.

>>23092872
We address those concerns by getting out of this living arrangement ASAP, same with Liz. We can find a place to stick together for the first week and then go our separate ways a bit if she gets into the Society.

>>23092799
No, I haven't. I've started to find your suggestions to snap necks funny as you've become increasingly creative with them.

please don't turn this like fantasy quest. please don't turn this like fantasy quest. please don't turn this like fantasy quest.

>>23092895
"Oh? Well do you want to see why I'm here?"
Show him our dick, and he'll show us his.

>>23092895
ill show you mine if you show me yours ;)

>>23092920
EAST SIDE NIGGA got a chuckle out of me

>>23092895
Get insistent. "I have no secrets" and whip out the dong.

Rolled 71

>>23092219
Girl Dorms and Rolling to bunk with Liz

>>23092895
"I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours."

>>23092872
We shouldn't let them know we're here. And according to Dane's explanations, the first year is more dangerous to them than it is to us.

I am worried about Liz, thougg. Send her a text, tell her we're with a blonde lithe boy, and that if she doesn't see us tomorrow, that's the one she'll have to kill in revenge. Ask her how it's going for her.

>>23092872

MAYBE.

Our current plan is to move OUT asap, though.

Being in the special needs place is a double-edged sword: Plus! It means we're located AWAY from all the backstabbing fucks of our gender. Minus! We're consolidated around other people that might be Extra Special Targets For Competition.

I think our current plan is to take an Introductory Accomodation AWAY from most of the chaos, and just go hang out with liz - hopefully HER roommate goes out and we can move in.

>>23092895
Respect his privacy, if he feels that way.

Now is not the time to whip it out.

Ask him what he's reading now.

>>23092934
Seconding this

>>23092895
Keep asking him as the night goes on. IF he still refuses look in his pants when he goes to sleep.

>>23092920
Aww yiss <3

>>23092968

Even I love to whip it out but I must agreed with this anon.

>>23092895
As long as it doesn't become obvious in a threatening way for me, I'm okay with secrets.

Observe him more attentively. Is he a bit too hairy ? Too pale ?

>>23092941
Nigga you supah slow.

>>23092895
We're fine with that. Ask him if he's got any advice.

>>23092933
>>23092934
>>23092938
>>23092895
Don't just whip out our dick, offer to tell him why we're here if he does the same. It's the sane option.

And get some basic exercise in ask ask him about the school, any interesting places he's seen, any people to keep an eye on.

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>>23092988
>Aww yiss <3

:D :D :D

>>23092931

at least this quest will have a room in, if moot finally creates a /gay/ board

>>23092988
Let's not piss of our roommate, yeah? Either offer to swap information for information or just wait. Because ours is likewise going to become fairly quickly obvious. From the morning wood, if nothing else.

Start working on the enchantment chapters.
Don't whip out our dick.

>>23092931
Thats what I was thinking.

I also dont get why went special dorms. Seems like that would paint a big ol target on our back.

Whatever, just leave him to his shit and go find either Liz or some good territory to claim.

>>23092931
Whatever happened to that quest anyways?

>>23093139
>I also dont get why went special dorms. S

I agree here. It seems most of the thread wanted girl ones.

>>23093157
>I agree here. It seems most of the thread wanted girl ones.

and then like, last minute people speaking up just decided for everyone.

Come on, fuck, everyone wanted the ladyboner smack dab in the middle of the hunting grounds for.... things. and making people like us.

"If that's the way you want it, I'll leave mine private for now too," you say, shrugging. "I'm happy to share, but only if we're both sharing."

He shrugs - he doesn't really seem to mind at all. "I don't suppose you've joined a prestige society yet," he states, though you think he's really asking you a question.

"I have, actually," you say. "The Lotus."

That gives him pause. "Look like you got started early. I'm thinking of joining the Four Pillars."

"Who are they?"

"Western elementalists. Lots of raw power, mostly sorcery and alchemy. Seems good for survival and fundamentals. Also considering the Walkers - they're conjurers with a focus on teleportation and dimensional manipulation."

"Huh. Any reason for them?"

"Can't trap a walker. Anyway, I'm going to get back to studying, if you don't mind. It's nice meeting you, Max."

"You too, Sam."

Well, it's late night, or early morning, but you're still relatively fresh from your nap on the bus. Do you do anything here at the school tonight, or do you go to sleep?

>>23093157
>>23093139
Because we felt adventurous.

Also, it's actually safer here, I think. The demonshunters won't attack here, and netiher will the ambitious normals.

>>23093178
Call up Liz and demand a phone sex session..

Make no effort to hide from Sam. No shame. No fear.

>>23093178
read read read no time to waist

>>23093178
Explore. We're actually reasonably safe, the only people who'll go after us are other first years and I'm pretty sure we can rip their throat out with our bare hands.

We need to find a safehouse that we can use and somewhere to stay out of the way, and also to have wild crazy sex in.

>>23093178
>Do you do anything here at the school tonight

Findlizfindlizfindlizfindliz. make sure she's not getting ganked.
Look for upperclassman to talk too! there's no reason we make friends and meet people, since THEY don't have any reason to compete with us... and we may be able to pick up some neat tricks just by pretending to be new.

>>23093178
Ask Sam if he wants to study with us.

Study Enchantment, or if Sam is already reading something else, join him if wants us to.

>>23093178
Put on our skimpiest clothes and start working out, practicing our chi moves independently.

Make sure Sam gets good view of our bulge.

>>23093178
Work on our enchantments.

Also, text liz. Tell her about the boy who might kill us tonight, and asj how it goes for her.

>>23093230
No, don't reveal our secret without getting his as well. For fuck's sake.

Study, then go through the tai chi forms(fully clothed)

>>23093230
Oh god this. Pushup handstands with halfmast wang straining against the fabric. Bending over to show him the toned ass and flash dem abs.

>>23093178
Start exploring. Use Parkour skillz to reach difficult areas in attempt to find good hiding spot.

Send Liz a text to make sure she's alright.

>>23093251
Who says that's not what we're doing? We need to get his mangina quivering in anticipation.

Find Pierre, bend him over a table.
Fuck the crazy out of him.

>>23093178
Now that we've read a bit about the four categories, can you tell us more about what sorcery, enchantment, alchemy and the fourth one do ?

>>23093230
>>23093259
No you fucking idiots. What's the point of just spilling our secret to every goddamn schmuck we meet?

>>23093178
We need to explore and find a better place to live.

>>23093259
>>23093282
Stop being dumb. We have no clue what it is, you're making a stupid assumption about what it is, we can't trust him in the least, and you're giving away our secret without any benefit to us.

Leave him to his business, explore.

>>23092789
>Is this quest being archived? Anyone got links?
I'd also like to know, if anyone has them.

>>23093306
>What's the point

Dick. Our dick is the point.

>>23093306
Finding out his so we don't wind up with a sleep-pyromancer burning our eyebrows off.

>>23093290
Sorcery manipulates energy - heat, kinetic energy, raw arcane energy, and so on.

Alchemy manipulates matter - transforming, reshaping, and imbuing with enchantments.

Enchantment manipulates minds - emotions, thoughts, memories, and perception.

Conjuration manipulates space - teleportation, summoning, and weird spatial manipulations.

>>23093178

OH GODDAMMIT WHY DIDN'T WE PICKED WALKER

has same word as my favorite tv show too...

>>23093329
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blatant%20Fetish%20Quest

>>23093340
Walker... Texas Ranger?

We could have been Norris.

>>23093340
Because conjurers blow

>>23093332
WE WON'T FIND HIS OUT BY JUST WAVING OUR FUCKING DICK AROUND LIKE A MORON!

If you wanted to find out we should have fucking said "I'll tell you yours if you tell me mine". But stop trying to whip our your dick at every fucking opportunity no matter how dumb. We're in backstab central, not fluffy kitten land.

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We have no reason to be open, lets play it cautious.

After all, The Dick is best served cold.

Perhaps spend a little time going around to meet the other "freaks" just to try and make a positive impression and feel out their specific abilities? And while doing that we can get a glance around the immediate area for preliminary locations.. probably not places for Us to build a secret hideaway, but where others might.

>>23093399
and then hit the books.

With our brain, not a demonic member.

>>23093178
>Sam and Max
It took me way too fucking long to catch that.

>>23093332
Why the fuck would he bother telling us his secret when we've just practically waved ours in his face with no provocation? This is a school where people kill each other off for little or no reason. Why should you expect anything resembling honor?

>>23093178
Do a little exploring. Learn the area around our dorm and find our way to the female dorm if we can.

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>>23093416
>Sam and Max

>>23093048

not browsing /cm/ /hm/
what are you straight?

You pull out your phone and toss Liz a text.

"Blnd guy frm manchester roomy. If i die he did it. U ok?"

She texts back almost immediately.

"My room mate is South African, black. She seems trustworthy, but if I die, know that she specializes in summoning and controlling spirits. We should find somewhere safer soon."

Wow, she types like she's actually trying to write something. Well, you decide that now is as good of a time as any to do a little exploring. You head out of the dorm and start walking around, trying to get a good idea of the layout around this dorm and of a path to the female dorms.

Roll Mind to start exploring and learning the place's layout. I'll take the best of the first two rolls.

>>23093371
Unless we're fucking that student who was on fire. They probably don't like the cold much.

Rolled 34

>>23093492
Fuck you, dicebot.

Rolled 67

>>23093492
Can we use our Parkour skills to help? It's good for spatial awareness and finding routes.

Rolled 17

>>23093492
Swaggr

>>23093355

the walking dead actually...

>>23093340
>>23093340

BECAUSE YOU FUCKS WANTED MUSCLEFUTAWIZARD, AND DIDN'T TAKE TIME TO EXPLORE OUR OPTIONS PROPERLY

>>23093522
New episode soon, fellow viewer!

>>23093526
We played to our existing strengths. None of the other ones we've heard of match us any better.

Rolled 40

>>23093526
FUCK YOU IM HAPPY WITH DICKGIRLROCKLEE

Better for snapping necks than teleportation. Besides, conjuration is our worst fucking stat.

>>23093526
How angry do you think they'll be if we skip to another club?

Rolled 20

>>23093492
Rolling for the Library! After Finding Liz of course.

>>23093565
>FUCK YOU

SO AM I! BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN WE NEED TO GO ABOUT THIS DUMBLY!

>>23093506
>>23093508
You get lost. You wander around for a long time, completely lost, before you retrace your steps and find your way back to the dorm. By this point, you actually are feeling tired, so you head on back in to your room. Sam is asleep in bed, so you ditch all but your underwear and crawl into yours. You're asleep pretty quickly.

You're woken up by your phone buzzing on your night stand. You still feel fucking tired. You're not sure how long you've been asleep.

What do you do?

>>23093526
>implying Im not perfectly content with being the Hidden Dragon of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

>>23093565
Hey, hey, hey. It's exactly as bad as Sorcery. Which is also really bad for you.

>>23093590
Answer the phone?

>>23093590
Answer that shit and grumble out a greeting.

It's probably Max's mother.

Rolled 33

>>23093585
Rerolling!

>>23093590
Alarm? Text? Call?

>>23093590
Check phone. If Sam's still asleep try to catch a peek under the hood.

>>23093600
Well excuuuuuuse me for having a hard time seeing the 1 pixel light-blue on white.

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>>23093416
>>23093450

Why I'm thinking about them...

>>23093590

Answer the phone despite being tired.

Answer the phone. Liz might be in trouble!

>>23093590
see who it is caller id then answer?

>>23093585
>>23093621
>implying Max knows what a library looks like

>>23093590
Answer

>>23093590
Answer. As in, right the fuck now.

CONSTANT. FUCKING. VIGILANCE.

>>23093621
Some brotips for you:
- Click 'update' at the bottom of the page before you post. You be slowpokan' like a muthafucka.
- Stop rolling with noko on. Those are usually ignored since it's annoying to check their authenticity.

You fumble for your phone and talk into it without getting up. "H'lo?"

"I expected you to call me last night to tell me you got to Romania safely," you hear your mother say on the other end of the phone.

Shit.

"Sorry, mom. I forgot again."

You hear her sigh. "You're making me worried. Why do you keep forgetting to keep me in the loop?"

"Sorry, mom. Been busy meeting people and moving into my dorm and stuff."

"You've been making friends, then?"

"Yeah, a few."

"And how's the school?"

"Scary. Old."

"I'm sure you'll do fine. You sound tired. I'll let you get back to sleep. I love you, sweetheart."

"I love you too, mom."

Then you close your phone and put it back on your night stand. You still feel tired, but it feels like it will take you forever to fall asleep. You find your mind wandering to Liz. You're pretty horny.

What do you do?

>>23093711
Explore again

>>23093545
mah nigga

second fave is spartacus, though really sad its ending this year.

>>23093711
Peek at Sam, see if we woke him.

Then watch him sleep, creepily

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>>23093492

>Blnd guy frm manchester roomy. If i die he did it.

>>23093711
Ask Max if he wants to spend some time with you and Liz. Maybe try to set him up with Lin. Double dates!

Fap on Sam, pretend we don't know what happened when he wakes up the next day.

>>23093711
Hold back until we can cum in her mouth.

If we can't sleep go for a walk again. Explore some more, we ought to do better this time.

>>23093711
Send her a text arranging for a meeting point, so that we can get there first thing in the morning.

I just got back in the loop and I have to say, I'm not enthused that you people let us get separated from the one person we SORT OF trusted, even knowing full well how cut-throat the place is. YOU DON'T. SPLIT. THE PARTY.

>>23093729
This

>>23093752
We are Max and we can't trust Sam.

>>23093711

If we are still tired, try to keep on sleeping. We need all the sleep that we can get. If we are too horny then we should go to the toilet and release our need.

>>23093752
Double dates implies that we won't fuck ALL OF THEM.

In the meantime, go explore, maybe send Liz a text to see if she's asleep. If not, it's descartes time.

>>23093752
you are max

>>23093752
We're Max, he's Sam. And no, find Liz and bang her brain out.

>>23093764
This for shizzle

>>23093711
Go back to sleep. Finding a safe haven here in Magical Murder School is going to take a bit of energy.

>>23093752
No, you idiot. You fold Lin into the harem before trying to hook her up with someone.

>>23093752
Shit I got them mixed up.

>>23093771
I hear you, all the more reason we need to explore and find good locations, the sooner we can move ourself and Liz out of the dorms the better.

>>23093764
No, that's retarded. Let's not go burning bridges with our roommate on the first night we're here.

>>23093771
I agree, it was dumb to choose these dorms, so the only thing we can do is find a new place as soon as possible.

>>23093807
Then we fold the person we've hooked her up with into the harem too.

Unlimited Dick Works.

>>23093829
And then all of their friends that we want to fuck. Later, we "begrudgingly" allow the ones we're uninterested in into the fold as bait for the ones we brought in, to do what we ask. Use them like tasty slabs of meat to get our favorite pets to dance on their back legs.

Then we fuck them all. Some passionately, some like pigs, and some to make them feel loved. Our dick will shape the world.

leave sam alone and explore the shit out of the school city to find ya crib

>>23093829
>Unlimited Dick Works.
That...that doesn't fit at all. We're not even creating any dicks yet!

You decide to get up. You've got massive morning wood, but you decide not to masturbate with Sam in the room - at least not yet. You pull on some athletic clothes real quick that should be fine for running or fighting in, then slip out the door. You're going to explore some more. You toss Liz a text to see if she's up, but you don't get a response.

Roll Mind for exploring. I'll take the best of the first two rolls.

>>23093863
You sir are a visionary.

and speaking of potential conquests, we need to look out for that grass girl before she disappears off to some hidden base. A healthy girl like Max will be up for eating vegetarian once in a while, I'd wager.

Rolled 74

>>23093906
Here we go again.

Rolled 16

>>23093906
Do we get a bonus for having explored already? Do we get a bonus for using parkour?

Rolled 69

>>23093906

Rolled 79

>>23093906
Rolling

Rolled 76

Rolling.

>>23093898
>yet

Rolled 86

>>23093921
nice

Rolled 22

>>23093906

>>23093921
Neat.

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Rolled 49

>>23093906

>>23093829
I am the flesh of my dick
Hard is my body and semen is my blood
I have fucked over a thousand bitches
Unknown to Death, Nor known to Life
Have withstood pain to create many children
Yet, those hands will always hold something
So as I pray, unlimited dick works.

>>23093933
Exactly. One step at a time. Plan in advance and do not reach beyond your grasp until properly prepared.

>>23093906
>>23093921

awright, now lets pimp da shit out of that crib

>>23093921
After about an hour of exploring, you've got a pretty good idea of where the boys' dorm is, the girls' dorm is, and the special dorm is in relation to each other, and the main paths between them. You also take the time to explore the areas immediately around the dorms, even doing a little free running to get to certain vantage points. By the time you're done with the exploring, you're relatively near the girls' dorm. There are only a few people out and about this early in the morning - older students and faculty, for the most part.

What do you do?

>>23093961
>I am the flesh of my dick
>Hard is my body and semen is my blood
>I have fucked over a thousand bitches
>Unknown to viagra, Nor known to premature ejaculation
>Have withstood pain to create many climaxes
>Yet, those hands will always fondle something
>So as I pray, unlimited dick works.
FTFY

>>23094007
See if we can find an awesome hiding spot for our base that is only reachable by free running.

>>23094007
Go try to find Liz

>>23093676
Duly noted.

>>23094007
Search for approachable looking faculty

>>23094007
>if it's 7:30+
Call Liz & see if she's up for breakfast.
>otherwise
Continue exploration.

>>23094007
Try to peep in on some of the students in the special dorm. See if there's any good ones we could bone later.

>>23094019
You have my thanks.

>>23094007
If Liz was up she'd have responded to our text. See how it's laid out some more, look for out of the way hidden places for a new place to live, preferably ones that are hard to access without parkour or someone helping you get there.

>>23094032
There are teleporting and levitating wizards here.

Rolled 11

>>23094032
this

>>23094057
>preferably ones that are hard to access without parkour or someone helping you get there.
This, because then we get to help Liz in every time, which means fondling her if she ever wants to get into our secret club.

>>23094060
Yes, but it cuts down on those who can reach us.

I second finding a parkour-accessible base.

>>23094060
Perhaps, but it cuts down the number of people who can access it easily, and makes it less likely someone will stumble upon it by accident at least.

I vote to skulk around the special dorm. I want to bags me a googirl.

>>23094060
Wards and anti-magic fields and whatnot mate. Good old fashioned conventional boobytraps too.

We aren't gonna be the best magic user, but if we focus on blocking and nullifying we can just snap the twig-like necks of our foes with our muscles.

>>23094060
Yes there are ones who can fly, but among the current crop of first years I doubt we'll find any who can do it yet. We can improve it over time, but this is a good first layer of defense against most of the people who will fuck with us. The other way is to also know parkour, and most of those will probably be Lotus.

>>23094110
I'll second that.

>>23094110
>>23094135
We have more important things to do now, we can do that later.

>>23094110
I actually like this idea...

>>23094110
Survival is first priority, getting laid is second priority. Get it straight.

>>23094007
Liz obviously isn't awake yet, so let's head off the beaten path. Get a better idea of the area. Keep an eye out for places we might be able to set up a sanctum - especially places hard to reach without parkour or similar.

Look for a good place for secret base! We shall be futa batman! Liz can be Robin.

You decide that now that you have the beginnings of a map in your head of the area, it would be a good time to find a place to make your own personal base. Somewhere only accessible by free running or some other form of enhanced mobility, like levitation. You head off the beaten path and start exploring, hoping to find somewhere perfect to set up.

Roll Mind to try to find somewhere fantastic. I'll consider the best of the first two rolls.

Rolled 22

>>23094216
Rolling.

Rolled 90

>>23094216
Damn low Mind, does our instinctive knowledge of parkouring help with this, lower the DC somehow?

>>23094216
SWAG

Rolled 60

>>23094216

Rolled 84

>>23094216
Awright, let's see what we can dredge up.

Rolled 46

>>23094216

Rolled 72

>>23094216
don't fail us dicegods

Rolled 14

Damn our retardation.

>>23094237
Apparently it does, with that roll.

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>>23094237
Haha!

>>23094237
You find a place that could be pretty good. It's an truly ancient-looking clocktower - it looks vaguely middle-eastern, and it's crumbling. It's made from blocks of white marble, gilded in brass, with a tarnished onion dome on top. One of the walls has partially fallen apart, and it has studs and rings of metal going up and down the sides. It's far enough from the main path that you can't jump to it, you would have to free run across a series of roof tops in order to actually get to it, then climb up the collapsed section.

Yeah, it could really work. You bet you could event take over multiple floors in there - maybe even get the clock working again. You would need to use Alchemy or something to fix the place up, but it's a good option, at least. You're about to start running out across the rooftops to get a closer look when your phone buzzes.

Liz texted you.

"Hey, I'm up now, Max. What's up? You wanted to talk to me?"

What do you do now?

>>23094237
Aww yiss

>>23094370
Take her to your sanctum. Then take her at your sanctum.

You know, really christen the place.

>>23094370
Fuck yes awesome base
"yeah, want to grab breakfast? "

>>23094370

"wnt 2 meat n clktwr pl0x?"

>>23094370
It's a good start. We can always move later.

Problem is Liz can't get in so we'll have to help her find a place too.

Let's arrange a meetup and breakfast.

>>23094398
nonono that is not what it is for we can find anywhere for a decent fuck you DO NOT take people to your sanctum

>>23094398
Seconded

>>23094370
Let's meet up with Liz and then meet up with as many new students as we can.

>>23094370
no just found a place to stay you should look for one too

how was your night?

want to get something to eat?

>>23094370
Ask her about grabbing breakfast and then showing her our find.

And for fuck's sake stop typing the texts like an illiterate. Mind 2 is no excuse.

>>23094429
Listen to this man. No one sees the sanctum. Ever.

>>23094429
Oh please, Liz is relying on US right now for protection, so its better to get her all dependent and indebted to us now before she becomes an allpowerful archmage and no longer needs us.

Besides, we can always find an even more secretive place later if need be.

>>23094461
[spoilers]Blindfolds?[/spoilers]

>>23094429
This is Liz. We won't be half as good at wards as she will, she can help us pimp our crib. She's the only one we can actually trust here.

>>23094370
Text her back "Yeah, let's meet for breakfast, I have some stuff to talk to you about."

>>23094487
I blame the mods. People want this FemCOCK not banned just as much as they want Max to not die.

>>23094420
She can get in with our help. We want her reliant on us so when she gets more magic she is on our side. It also gives us a good place to make her completely submissive to our cock.

>>23094487
>not using an image of Makoto with a bulge
Pleb.

>>23094370
As awesome as Liz is, I suggest we locate a second (or, technically, third) secure location where we can fuck her.

Let's text her that we just wanted to check up on her - make sure she's okay. We can go see her at the girls' dorms if she'd like, or we can go back to our dorm and find out more about our roommate.

>>23094538
I'm not complaining, this is fun!

Rolled 12

>>23094614
find a second location close by to fuck in rolling

You text her back.

"Thnk i found a base. Want 2 meet 4 brkfast?"

"Yeah, sure. I think I know where the dining hall is. Meet me outside the girls' dorm?"

"Ok."

You jog on back to the girls' dorm. By the time you get there, Liz is waiting out front with Lin. Liz is wearing a short skirt, an attractive pair of shoes, and a zip-up hoodie. Lin has jeans, a pair of canvas sneakers, and a graphic t-shirt that you expect is one of the disproportionately expensive variety. The three of you head off towards the dining hall with Liz taking the lead.

"My roomie is South Africa - some kind of voodoo chick, I think. She scares the shit out of me," says Liz, shivering. "Has her face painted up like a skull."

"My room mate is from Mexico," says Lin. "She's pretty and friendly. I think she's going to try to join Dextra Domini, though. She's extremely catholic and seems paranoid about demons."

"Mine's some blonde guy," you say.

"A guy?" asks Lin. She sounds a bit jealous.

"Yeah. Thin, always relaxed. Won't really go into what his deal is. I don't trust him, but he doesn't really seem dangerous. That kind of makes me even more worried."

Liz leads you into a large, open halls. There's food set out on the long tables, and you start walking towards them when Dane walks out in front of you all. "Don't risk it. Food out in the open might be poisoned. Make something for yourself in the kitchen instead."

What do you do?

>>23094461
If we want to make it through this we'll have to. We only allow a very select few people there, we exchange our protection during the day time, ripping the lungs out of anyone who tries anything and use of a damn nice sanctum for helping ward the sanctum, helping us with studies and other such things, protecting us from less physical and more mental or magical avenues of attack, and sucking our cock.

We need allies if we want to survive this, and the best way to ensure loyalty is to fuck them so they can't get enough of us.

We will be a magical brute, good at punching, resilience both physical and mental, and so on while they specialize in other things.

>>23094683
I agree, but sooner or later, only one person can be at the top. Someone will have to drop out or get backstabbed. There's no other way. So, we need to consider the fact that we might need to drop out if we want to help Liz graduate, or that we might need to kill Liz if we want to graduate.

>>23094681
For real? We only just got here.

can we alchemise the poison out of it?

>>23094681
Go into the kitchen and make some of your own stuff then. Ask Dane what kind of stuff is easy / good to make with the stuff they have. Also ask Liz and Lin if either of them can cook. Can we cook?

>>23094681
Wait and see of anyone else eats it.

>>23094681
That seems a bit excessively paranoid, but then the guy's been here awhile. He may well have a good reason to be. Let's go get some food from the kitchen.

>>23094681
>Food out in the open might be poisoned
Damn. Well, let's go see what's in the kitchen.

>>23094681
Ask Dane the following:

"Are you sure the kitchen staff isn't in on it?" Try and gauge his reaction.

>>23094730
The person who poisoned it could be immune to poison or some shit. Better not risk anything we don't have to.

>>23094714
Only one becomes archmage, that's fine, we can hit a high rank, get all the awesome benefits of that, and leave Liz alone.

>>23094681
"If I wanted to poison someone I wouldn't poison the food, I'd poison their silverware, harder to detect from a tester and less collateral damage."

He has a good point, make something in the kitchen, keep Liz and Lin with us at all times, scan the crowd. Once we have food find somewhere private to sit with the two of them.

Rolled 48

>>23094681
do what the man says he knows his shit

>>23094743
I like. See how he handles that.

>>23094681
well, other then dickishness Dane seems to have no reason to lie to us about this kinda thing. And, hey, cooking is fun.
>maybe just something for Liz and ourselves until we are sure about loyalties in the case of Lin.
>Don't be a jerk about it

>>23094714
we could probably settle for not being an incredibly advanced musclewizard in the school rankings if it meant success for Liz (or a harem). Dropping out or whatever will be dealt with far from now.

>>23094681
Risk of poison? Holy shit, this place is not friendly!

Go to the kitchen and make some food then.

>Liz wearing a skirt.

Order her to take her panties off and give them to us.

>>23094681
>What do you do?
Bread honey and butter with chocolate milk.