>>23172870
Ah ha, there you are, I've been waiting.

If we get there soon then we will be hungry for less time, and hence less vulnerable. I suggest jogging.

Ask her how she's spent her time here so far, and why she hasn't climbed the tower yet.

>>23172870
ask her why she was in the forest if there are so many psychos in it.

Fuck that noise. Lets go find a vampire to kill.

>>23173010

Sucking up the hunger, you start jogging at a steady pace, hoping that you won't have to do so for long.

"Hey, mind if I ask you something?" you say.

"Depends..." Lisa Lisa replied.

"You've been here for half a year, what have you been up to?" You ask her. "Why haven't you scaled the tower yourself by now?"

She leaned back, looking up at the stars as you streak by the tree line, looking nostalgic of sorts. "Hmm, the first few days after waking up was all about survival." she said, before looking back down at you. "We were all new, and nobody trusted each other. Soon, our stands were awakening, and things started to turn... deadly. But then one day I ran into Dedringer, and things started to change." she smiled.

"Dedringer? Who's that?" you ask.

"One of the Organizers. As you can see, Morrisburg is a massive place, and around it are over a dozen encampments ran by Organizers for us to stay in before the competition started. The reason I've not yet climbed the tower to get out of here is that the race hasn't begun yet. And before you ask, it will start 2 days from now. You're probably one of the last ones to wake up." she explained. "Some users have really unique abilities when it comes to building stuff, so these camps started turning into small villages over time. And wary as you are, the people are quite nice as well, even if some of them are really crazy whack jobs. If you learn to keep your head out of trouble and have an appreciation for trees, it's kind of like a vacation, really." she smiled.

"I prefer the sea myself, but I guess a hike ain't so bad." You reply. "So what were you doing in the forest, Lisa Lisa?"

Her smile fades, and she looks away.

Uh oh, roll for answer gettan! 1d100, best of 1st 3.

Rolled 35

>>23173260
Do you think we could get an axe? I think vikings go with axes, yeah?

Rolled 28

Lets acquire some more stylish clothes. We need to be a sharp dressed man that can strike some poses.

>>23173320
>>23173517

>Looks like not enough for three roles, I should try and get this up earlier, damn timezones, haha

The awkward quiet stretched for a few more seconds. Seems like it wasn't a question you can get an answer to. Not right now, anyway.

You clear your throat. "Anyway, is there anywhere I can get a new set of threads?" she looked at you, but you couldn't read her expression. "Or an axe! yeah, an axe... Perfect weapon, axes. Fends of foes AND trees!" you say, smiling.

Her expression broke and she giggled. "Wow, that was bad." she said.

"I do try." you say, relieved to have gotten past the quiet.

"Well, the organizer provides the clothing, ironically enough. he's quite stylish considering what he is..." she trailed off. "As for weapons, the camp we're going to has a blacksmith, though his prices are steep... Oh, look, we're here!"

You two approach a wall made out of logs, an open gate lined by two torches down the path you walked. A sign said 'Welcome to Camp 7.'

Roll for who's there greetan you, 1d100, best of first how many ever of you there are I guess, haha

Rolled 52

Cars

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>>23173667
It's a dog! No, a Clown!

Rolled 8

>>23173667
sorry, went to eat something and missed the last roll.

heres hoping we get an axe. cant be a proper viking without an axe. and also our fabulessness makes sense, since the vikings were downright nearfreaks for their time.

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>>23173667
Hoping it's the blacksmith, that would be convenient.

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>>23173714


You tilt your head to the side as the most peculiar thing stood in your way. It was a woman, dressed in a red and black jester's outfit, dancing to the tune of music that only she could hear and barking like a dog. She was doing a pirouette when her eyes fell upon the both of you, and she shrieked in delight.

Lisa Lisa just groaned and face palmed. "Oh for the love of..." she muttered.

Before you could ask what was the problem was, the jester girl had run up to you. "HI Miss L!" she said in a cheerfully nasal way that took all of your self control not to punch her for. "OOOOH! Who's the big hunk of hunk?"

Lisa Lisa forced a smirk. "Uh... Hello, Harley Q... Say hello, big guy." she said.

"Um, hi." you say, waving awkwardly.

Before either of you could say anything else, the jester girl just kept on talking. "I'm waiting for my Mista J!" she said cheerfully. "My puddin' said he needed to stretch his killin' muscles. You're lucky you didn't run into him out there!"

Lisa Lisa looked serious now. "He's out there? Well, looks like we are lucky, huh big guy?"

"Who's this Mister J?" you ask, confused by the current predicament.

Lisa Lisa looked at you with horror, then turned to Harley Q. "No harley, you don't have to ans-"

Too late as Harley's face glowed with a love struck expression. "Mista J is the sweetest puddin' a girl like me could ever ask for! He's so big and strong and smart and suave and-" The girl just kept going on and on.

Lisa Lisa leaned in to you and whispered. "Let's just go, she'll be like this for a while."

You look at the girl, who was now staring blankly into space, continuing her adoration for this Mister J.

"-generous and efficacious-"

You shrug. "Okay."

"-and sugar-free and low-fat and-"

You and Lisa Lisa manage to sneak past the girl and go through the gate, entering a court yard of sorts, lit up by torches held on high posts.

"Welcome to camp 7, where to?" Lisa Lisa smirked.

Where to?

>>23174900
>Sorry, fucking third world Internet Providers suck.

Lisa Lisa pointed around the courtyard leading to various rows of tents as large as houses.

"Alright, we can either get food, get you clothed, check out the blacksmith or have you registered." she said. "Your choice big guy."

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>>23174900
first food;
second more food;
third cloths. something fabulous, yet at the same time manly;
forth ask what they use for money and how to get some of that;
finally get an axe to fight with.
i think that is everything

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>>23174940
>>23174944
and then get registered. that might be important. maybe. Is it?

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>>23174940
Walk past the smith, see if he has anything that could actually withstand the sheer strength of our manliness. I doubt it can

And get registered.

Rolled 68

>>23174997
Actually, change that to be food first, then that.

Rolled 95

Find a dwarf and challenge it to a beard fight

Rolled 14

Go look for the guy in charge as manly and fabulously you can.

>>23174944
>>23174959
>>23175005

The registration thing sounded important, but before you could say anything, your stomach growled like a ravenous beast.

Lisa Lisa giggled as she jumped off your shoulder, landing gracefully on the ground. "I guess that answers that." she said, walking down a row of tents. "Come on, the restaurant never closes. I sometimes wonder if the chef even sleeps."

"Sounds good to me!" you say cheerfully at the prospect of a hot meal filling your belly. Then something clicked in your head, restaurant? That implied money, something you have nothing of to spend. Reeling in your excitement, you scratch your head. "Yare yare daze..."

"What's wrong, big guy?"

"I don't have money." You say flatly. "You think they'd let me work for my meal?"

"Money?" Lisa Lisa said, tilting her head in confusion before smiling warmly. "Idiot, the food is for free. now come onnnnnnnnnnnn-!" she said in surprise as you suddenly bolted, grabbing her and plopping her up on your shoulder again.

"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?" You said ecstatically. "LET'S GO, LISA LISA!!"

"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING!!" Lisa Lisa screamed at you. She was laughing in amusement all the same.

"I'll just follow my nose!" you say.

Roll 1d100 for food sniffin! best of 1st 3

Rolled 77

>>23175177
inb4 they only have sushi or some other meal for GIRLS

Rolled 31

Fuck, we couldnt more jojo even if we tried. Maybe a viking ancestor?

Go pillage the restaurant

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>>23175177
if they do not have manly food then we might be able to make money going out to tackle bears or something to get ingredients for manly food.

>>23175218
>>23175239
>>23175246

You sniff at the air, finding a strong hint of roasted meat among all the other smells. "This way!" you yell triumphantly as you ran with Lisa Lisa on your shoulders, turning the corner down a row of tents. the smell was getting stronger and stronger.

"Wow." Lisa Lisa said as she looked around. "For a new guy, you're getting around pretty well. Quite a nose you got there, this is the right way to the restaurant!"

"Of course it is!" you say proudly. "Nothing gets in the way of me and my meal! Aha! It's this tent, right?" You say as you skidded to halt in front of a larger tent, smoke wafting from it's top.

"You got that right!" Lisa Lisa said as she hopped off your shoulder. "Now, let me go in first to explain the situation to- Hey!" She yells as you marched in ahead of her, completely transfixed by the smell of roasted meat.

You enter the flap and step into a lavish restaurant with many tables and some diners enjoying their meals as soft music played in the background from a band on the center of a stage.

Was it just you or was this place bigger on the inside? Before you could do anything else, somebody was yelling at you.

"OI!!" a man said as he ran towards you. "THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, COMING IN HERE DRESSED LIKE THAT!!???"

He jumped into the air and delivered a flaming kick at you.

Oh shit, random encounter! Roll for blockan!!! 1st of best 3.

Rolled 73

>>23175387
roll. he is getting between us and our meal. that is something that is not allowed. but he is probably the cook so we cant damage him.

Rolled 12

>>23175387
Oh No! This can't be serious, otherwise the judge fellow would have intervened.

Which means it's time to put on a show! Flip him high into the air so he has a chance to pull his next move!

Rolled 34

>>23175387
He insulted our clothes... SHIT IS ON. Pose like a mofo and teach him a lesson.

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>>23175450
>>23175456
>>23175526

You quickly bring up your arm to counter the kick aimed for your face. Then you remembered you weren't fireproof so you should have just dodged.

You grumble in annoyance at the future burns as the moment seemed to stretch longer in anticipation. Before the kick could land though, the two ghost arms erupted from your fore arm, crossing themselves defensively like a shield, protecting you from direct contact with the fire.

"Tch." The man used the force of his own kick to bounce off the ghost arms and spin in the air, landing a few feet in front of you. he had blonde hair and was dressed in a black suit. "Where are your manners, asshole?" he says as he pulls out a bent cigarette from his suit. "You look disgraceful! how dare you come into my restaurant like that!"

You lean to one side, putting a hand in what was left of the pockets of your pants and pointed at him indignantly with the other. "Hey, who are you calling an asshole, asshole?! I'll break your skinny legs in half!"

"Oh yeah? Well come on!"

As you two could rush each other, Lisa Lisa popped up from behind you. "Hi, Sanji!" she said with a cheerful smile. "You know how Dedringer doesn't like it when you start a scuffle."

"Lisa Lisa-swan!" the man said as he ducked underneath your punch, completely ignoring you and bowing suavely in front of Lisa-Lisa. "May I get a table for you, darling?"

She smiled, "Table for two, please. He's with me."

"Okay!" he say cheerfully as he grabs you by the shoulder and shoves you towards a vacant table.

(cont'd)

>>23175722

You were plopped down in front of a small table for two, and before you could protest, a huge roasted leg of some gigantic beast was placed right in front of you.

Lisa Lisa sighed as she took the seat beside you. "You should have waited for me to come in first. Sanji is hot blooded like that."

But you barely heard her as you started to munch down on the meat, much to her amusement. "Hey, skinny asshole! this is good!" you yell to the man called Sanji. "Bring us some mead!"

"You got it, you homeless looking motherfucker!" he called back cheerfully, still with a love struck expression in his eyes.

Half an hour later, you were chewing savagely on the bone of your third roast beast leg, all manners forgotten.

Lisa Lisa sighed as she dodged the splatter. "Hey, this is a fancy place, you know? Manners." she said.

"Oh, sorry." you say as you take the time to extend your pinky, making her laugh.

"Right..." she said, drinking a glass of wine.

Your almost done eating and the hunger is a dark thing of the past. What do? You can talk more to Lisa Lisa or continue on.

Rolled 34

>>23175802
Hey swirlface, what you got for dessert?

And ask lisax2 about her world. Like a gentleman

Rolled 19

>>23175802
Nibble refinedly on a bone, and ask Lisa^2 how she met Sanji.

Also tell Sanji that despite his girly legs he is a master chef, worthy of Valhalla.

>>23175887

You wiped your face on a napkin, getting most of the oil off and let out a satisfied belch. You turned to Lisa Lisa with a big smile. "That really hit the spot! Thanks!"

"Hmm?" she said, looking up from her drink. "Oh, don't thank me. something tells me you would've been fine on your own around here." she says.

"Hah! Maybe, but with you it was quicker." you say. You then turn on your chest and whistled. "Hey, swirlyface! The meal was great! Bring us some sweets to cleanse the palate!"

"Coming right up, bastard!" A minute later and a pair of sugary confections were placed in front of you two. "There you go, two tiramisus for the lovely lady..." he said suavely, leaning in to Lisa Lisa before you shoved his face aside.

"Yeah yeah, thanks." You say as you push him further away. Sanji was about to protest when he heard another customer call his attention, forcing him to leave you.

Lisa Lisa couldn't help but laugh with amusement. "Looks like you two will get along fine." she said.

"That's me, Mr. Congeniality." you say, waggling your eyebrows. "So, tell me about yourself, Lisa Lisa?"

"Oh, is this a date now?"

"Might as well be."

"Not much to tell..." she said dismissively.

"Oh come on... what about the world you came from?" you said, pushing the topic.

"Well... I was born in America, but I was raised in Venice, Italy." she said, leaning on the table and smiling at the memory. "My grandfather raised me there, you remind me a lot of him." she says, making you laugh.

"I'm sure he wouldn't appreciate you speaking ill of him like that."

She giggles. "What about you? the waking sickness shouldn't last long. Do you remember anything from your past?"

Roll for remembran!! What remember? 1d100!!

>>23176006
>Sorry, didn't notice,will incorporate this later!

Rolled 51

>>23176125
I know it involved beards, and Manliness. I'm hoping that more is remembered at some point.

Wait a second, if the world is flat, then where did the vikings vike?

Rolled 55

>>23176149
England, actually. It is quite possible that this could be a proto-jojo. Although, to be fair vikings viked pretty much everywhere they could, go as far south as Spain and as far east as Russia. In fact, the Kiev dynasty started with vikings, with the royal bloodline becoming progressively more and more slavic.

I once had to write a 4,000 word paper on vikings.

>>23176125
rollan

Rolled 34

>>23176220

Rolling for memory to clear, we're actually Glorious Louis Armstrong, Strongest man of the Armstrong family in GENERATIONS

Rolled 9

>>23176220
I don't know anything about Jo-Jo, or much about vikings.

Pray, tell me more about the Viking raids.

Rolled 22

>>23176125
Beards, axes abd manliness is all I can remember. But as long as my fists can do the talking Ill be fine around here.

Flex like a motherfucker becausebshe digs us. And ask her more about joseph. Or straits? Maaaan, we cant relate to wussy straizo.

>>23176236
It's been a couple years since I wrote it and I no longer have the paper on hand, but I'll do my best to explain what bits I remember. But as far as the possibility of being a proto-jojo, the reasoning is this:

At the beginning of part 1, the Joestars were English nobles, or at the very least they were a wealthy family (in England, of course). For a very long time the Vikings fought for land in the British Isles, at one point even controlling the entire country, with the English royalty in exile. As a result of Viking occupation, there was a lot of mixing of Danish (the vikings) and English blood.

>>23176149
>>23176220
>>23176235
>>23176236

"Hmm..." you muse, rubbing a greasy hand on your equally greasy beard. "I don't remember much except that there was a lot of beards..." you say, then flexing playfully. "and Manliness!"

She giggles, swatting you playfully with her scarf. "So that's all you can remember for now?"

"Well I do remember the sea and something about Strong Arms and some such..." you say, stretching your brain muscles and trying to remember what you could. "There was a lot of fighting..."

It was at this point where Sanji came back, taking away your empty plates. "Hey asshole, maybe you were a pirate?" he suggested helpfully.

"Maybe... Hey, for a man with gangly girly legs, you sure can cook." you say.

"Eh, i didn't do it for you." he said dismissively, before turning enthusiastically to Lisa Lisa. "How was your meal, Lisa Lisa-swan?"

"It was good, thank you Sanji." she said with a wink. "Could you get us some water?"

"Okay!" he said, prancing away.

You tilt your head. "Strange man..." you mutter.

Lisa Lisa just smiled. "Oh, he's harmless. He was one of the first people here. I worry for him sometimes. Can't lift a finger against a lady in a world where psychopaths come in both sexes." she turned to you, "But enough about him. I can't just keep calling you big guy, right? Would you mind if I call you by my Grandfather's name until you remember yours?"

What say?

>>23176363
As long as it is Joseph Im fine with it. But it would be better a viking variation of jojo? Jojolaf

>>23176363
Until we come to a consensus on what our name is, I am fine with Jojo as a placeholder name.

>>23176395
Jolaf? That's amazing.

>>23176424
We have a winner.

Hmmm Jojo you say? I think I like Jolaf better

Part Ex: Muscle is heart

>>23176424
>>23176424
yes!

>>23176395
>>23176405
>>23176424
>>23176467
>We'll get to that when he remembers his real name. Jolaf? Part ex: Muscle is Heart? I like it! But for now...

"I'd be honored." You say, smiling, scratching the back of your head bashfully. "What was his name?"

Lisa Lisa smiled. "His name was Brando. Diego Brando." she said, happy that you said yes. "He was called Dio for short."

"Dio, eh?" you say, smoothing out your messy blonde hair. "I'll carry his name with honor." You smile.

"You had better." she says, feigning haugtiness. "If I find out your dragging his name in the mud with your idiotic antics, running will be useless."

You both laugh, and she got up from her chair, prompting you to do the same.

"What do you want to do next? The blacksmith is still open, and Dedringer literally doesn't sleep." she says.

Where to?

>>23176589
Clothes first. No, blacksmith first, then if we burst out of our clothes impressing him we won't ruin the new set.

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>>23176589
You were not expecting that I, Dio, would be Lisa Lisas grandfather in her alternate universe.

>Diolaf

>>23176467
Part Ex: Muscle is Heart! is now canon! Thanks anon!

>>23176667
Thanks to you for the making the quest bro.

The only concern I have is that how we will name the Stands? Groups, songs, movies?

>>23176618

You look at the state of your clothes. It was all tattered and ripped, leaving you in a simple vest and short shorts that showed off a lot of skin.

To your surprise however, as youposed experimentally to check the fit, hugging yourself and looking up at the ceiling of the restaurant, you did not find this uncomfortable to wear. Maybe you wore something similarly revealing in the past? Hmmm...

"Hey, Dio?" Lisa Lisa said, calling you out of your reverie. "Still with me?"

You furrowed your brow in confusion, then remembered that YOU were Dio, for now anyways. "Ah, right. Sorry, blanked out for a second." you say, then perking up. "Well, I'm still covered where it counts." you say, pointing to the bulge of your pants innocently. "So blacksmith it is!"

Lisa Lisa followed where you were pointing at and reddened, quickly looking away. "Idiot!" she said, before storming out.

"What?" you ask innocently, catching up to her.

"Nothing..." she says with a sigh. "Come on, let's get you to the blacksmith. But I warn you, the price can be steep..."

"I thought everything was free here?"

"Just the food, Sanji is a saint like that." Lisa Lisa says. "The clothes too, but everything else has to be traded or bartered with. We have no monetary system to speak of."

You two pass Sanji and he thanked Lisa Lisa for coming, all the while giving you the finger.

What say?

>>23176696
My pleasure! My first time running a quest, still learning as I go.

For stand names, I'm using anything I can come up with from musical groups, children's rhymes and the like. Lisa Lisa's stand, silk stalkings, is named after a trashy sex centered murder investigation tv show that was on a while back.

>>23176749
why do I have this strange feeling that the blacksmith will ogle our body..

Unless its the blacksmith from Berserk, we can impress him with our warrior skill.

>>23176770
Hey, how about Sex on Fire for Sanji?

>>23176749
>>23176749
Slap sanjis butt

bumpo

>>23176828
>Sex on Fire? Sounds perfect!

As Sanji turned around, you draw your hand back and give him a big, open handed slap to the rear. Before he could protest, you and Lisa Lisa already left the tent, the girl raising an eyebrow at you and giving you an amused smirk. "What?" you say with an innocent shrug. "That's how I say thank you."

"I suppose that's how you're going to be thanking me then?" She asks saucily, before running ahead of you. "come on, the Blacksmith is this way." She said, giggling. "I doubt your nose is good for anything other than smelling food."

"Hey, wait up!" you say as you jogged to catch up.

To be continued...

That's it for tonight Jojobros! thanks for participating! I will be logging on earlier tomorrow night, check it out!

>>23177154
Yo, bizzaro, you got a Twitter I can follow?