It's like a water elemental, but it's made of milk with bits of cereal floating in it.

Predators literally composed of strips of bacon wrapped around their skeletons.

Plants that have eggs instead of fruit, and the eggs automatically fry if dropped onto a flat piece of local rock.

Bedrock consists of toast, waffle or pancakes for soil layers.

>>23183187
Oceans of this plane are made out of coffee.

All oceans are milk
All landmasses are cereal

>>23183271
>Coffee
>Not orange juice.

Sausage gravy swamp.

>>23183271
only the swamps and hotsprings should be coffee. The oceans or other relatively cooler bodies of water should be things like milk, orange juice, and/or tomato/vegetable juice.

Dead lake of Soy.

Dark castle of Count Chocula.

Den of the Ice Tiger.

>>23183303
What about tea?

rocky deserts of pancake towers dusted with sandy powdered sugar

>>23183320
I knew i had forgotten another hot beverage.

>>23183187
Check out the manga Toriko, basically food animals and the such.

pantacakes,
sharksauges,
cinnamon whales,
octoranges,
schools of potato-y hash fish,
Toast reefs,
drifting but deadly grits-of-war,
large beaked, many tentacled muffids
All swimming in the vast liquidy maple syrup ether of the plane

I am hungry now

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>>23183359
>pantacakes
>grits-of-war

Artificial lakes and ponds of "breakfast drink" held back by granola dams.
Creatures made of bacon and sausage, pancake plants and waffle trees. Other breakfast foods grow here too, like bagel bushes and flowers with petals of toaster pastries.
French toast grows like shelf fungus along the sides of maple trees, the oozing sap already thick and sweet.

Gravy and Biscuit Volcanoes
Oatmeal Hotspring
Bacon Dragon w/ a nest full of eggs

Vast, almost unending sugar mines, where the yoke of tyranny is enforced to fund the decadence of the cereal empires.

...why is nobody asking exactly why you are planning an elemental plane of breakfast?

Marmite Jews.

>>23183485
It's so obviously a great idea, it doesn't really matter.

Seismic heat and pressure creates breakfast bars deep underneath the surface.

Toast spiders that have egg yolk for webs.

croissant dunes

>>23183508
This is an amazing thread.

quickporridge
waffle flytraps
cinnamon trolls

>>23183508
>Not syrup for webs

Freshly made jam, imprisoned in the glass form of a man... fear my terrible creation! The golem!

>mfw i didnt eat breakfast yet

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>ctrl+f "donuts"
I'm surprised.
Chocolate Twist Snakes (Cream filled ones
Bearclaws
Maple Bar Trees
Sprinkle Donut Turtles
Armadillo French Crullers
Old-Fashioned Donut Rafflesia flowers.
Cinnamon Bun Nautilus or Hermit Crab
All kinds of stuff!

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>>23183187

>Aunt Jemindflayers
>Mrs. Buletteworths
>Pillsbury Doughgolems

>>23183484
>Vast, almost unending sugar mines, where the yoke of tyranny is enforced to fund the decadence of the cereal empires.

Vast, almost unending sugar mines, where the yolk of tyranny is enforced to fund the decadence of the cereal empires.
FIFY

>>23183851
>eating donuts for breakfast

I shouldn't be surprised, but really, /tg/?

>>23183851
Donuts are all the equivalent of Abberations.

>>23184106
Donuts are a breakfast food, its not like they are that much worse than pancakes with syrup and butter and a pile of bacon

Toast toads with exposed, eggy hearts.

Acidic French Toast Cubes.

There are 4 types of elementals in this plane: sweet, salty, sour and bitter.

>>23184217

Don't forget the Cults dedicated to abominable aberrations.

Such as the Sweet and Sour Fiends.

>>23184185
The thing that swells up is part of the yolk too.

brb, getting donuts

at 1400

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Some Breakfast Princesses, of the Breakfast Kingdom. Probably as powerful as the Candy Kingdom.

Someone archive this! Its wonderful!

>the players get assaulted by Soggies who mistake them for captain crunch, the leader of the resistance
>the plane is dominated by the Milk Master who wishes to soften up and reduce everything in the plane to a bland melange of milk and soggy cereal

The breakfast wars have begun

>>23184487
His Nemesis: Count Chocula, a Blackula and pirate of the Seven Food Groups.

>>23184155
Nah man, the abberations should be warm beer and cold pizza, the breakfast of champions

Are we to assume that there also exist elemental planes of lunch and dinner?

>>23184730

Yes, but, there are wounds in the very fabric of the planes between all three, and the locations where the wounds are present are corrupted to form the toxic lands of Brunch, Brinner, and Dunch.

>>23184769

and its all caused by a cult of halfling foodies in an atempt at duplicating the various food realms

>>23184769
>adventurers arrive into the plane of breakfast
>royalty welcomes these aliens to eat with them
>find out that these adventurers eat food whenever they like, with complete disregard towards times of dinner, lunch and breakfast, thus causing these wounds
>find out that many people outside these elemental planes do the same
>extraplanar invasions ensue

>>23184769

Don't forget the vast sweeping corrupted landmass that is the Buffet, where no NORMAL creature can possibly dwell, but is filled with twisted mockeries of all forms of life.

>>23184857
>>23184769
This is my next campaign.

>>23183187

that is the cutest thing I've seen all day

>>23185075

THE BUFFET IS ALL.

THE BUFFET MOVES.

THE BUFFET SHALL CONSUME AND BECOME ALL, AND ALL SHALL BECOME THE BUFFET.

-Excerpt from the Self-Proclaimed "Mouth of the All-Devourer", who has been described as "A salad elemental loaded with croutons, shredded pieces of bacon, and one limb composed of a substance similar to buffalo wings."

>>23185203
And that's why you don't combine different kinds of food magic.

I feel like this could be expanded, what if it was an elemental plane of food and breakfast was just a continent.
Then we could have Dinonuggets

>>23185075
>>23185203

Possible End of The Multiverse Scenario: Check.

>>23185246
It could be a Quasi-Elemental plane. Same with dinner and lunch.

>>23184769
What about the elemental plane of Fourthmeal?

>>23185702

That will earn you a punch in the dick.

The Multiverse is a massive onion, and the different mealtimes and food groups each have their own dimensional layer.
But there are ways of getting from layer to layer with magic.

>>23185702
That plane is the
>>23185724
Right then. Listen to this anon.

>>23185734
shit man that's deep

>>23185724
Duly noted. Such a place would be an aberration of random junk food, snacks and leftovers cast off from the other planes anyway.

Why has nobody mentioned this...

Black Pudding

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>>23186017

Because.

Licorice and mint are akin to radioactive metals in the food planes.

>>23186222
What about toothpaste?

>>23183187
Well, it's not really an elemental plane of breakfast if there is anything in it that isn't breakfast.

Like air.

Or cheetos.

>>23186359
BBEG plans to dump toothpaste into the orange oceans

>>23186652
The monster. He's gone too far.

>>23186652
I don't even have a reaction face for this.

>>23183187
You wouldn't have happened to have been watching cloudy with a chance of meatballs last night? We had a discussion like this while watching, even said that pancakes could be manta rays.

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>>23186652

>>23186652
THEN WE SHALL STOP HIM NO MATTER THE COST!!

Knights of ToastedGingerbread, ASSSSEEEEEMBLE!

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>>23186652

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>>23186726
I don't know if this is legit but it's cool as heck.

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>>23186652
>23186652

>>23187010
Yeah we had so many ideas running. I was going to make a thread about it tomorrow but it's nice to see someone beat me to it.

/tg/ I bring you a gift

http://breakfastofthegods.com/

Man I would play the shit out of this.

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Confirmed for Wizard.

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Fuck you, /tg/. Now I need to call up my Southern grandma and ask her if I can visit, so she'll whip me up some bacon, biscuits, and grits with sweet tea.

This is the best elemental plane since the Elemental Plane of Burning Wheat!

I had to have breakfast for dinner just now. I've been drooling since I entered this thread.

>>23188619

Hell I feel like making bacon, biscuits, and grits right now, and I just ate.

>>23190488
Such is the allure of the Elemental Plane of Breakfast. /sagenod

Visitors to the Breakfast Plane should fear the feathered Cockaral. When threatened, its deafening cries have the unfortunate tendency to awaken and attract the other, more lethal denizens of this world.

When the Cockaral crows, feeding time has begun.

>>23186017
I was going to mention it, but I read the whole thread first. There is also white pudding, and beans.

And my personal favourite:
COLD PIZZA

You play as a party of Adamantine Chefs. Traveling the planes of the Onionverse cooking only the most rare and exotic ingredients, like some sort of food themed adventurers.

>>23190693
SPEAK NOT OF THAT EVIL!

>>23190727
I would play the fuck out of that campaign. Can we....multi-schools-of-cooking?

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>>23190751
Pizza or pudding? Cold pizza is my favourite breakfast.

The Dread South Continent, filled with strange and unusual breakfasts: vegemite oozes, miso elementals, etc

>>23190767
Have a Chef equivalent of each D&D class.

>>23190810
Wouldn't Miso be in the far-east equivalent?

>>23184217

And one Umami Elemental to rule them all.

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Pancakes make great shelter in the syrupy wilds.

Ocean of Milk, it rains orange juice, and in the darker, gloomy areas, there are dark swamps and bogs of coffee.

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"Tell me what you eat, and I'll tell you what you are"
- Savarin the Brilliant

Twenty years ago, a man's fantasy became reality, in a form never seen before. KITCHEN MULTIVERSE, A GIANT PLANE OF DINING. The motivation for spending this Mana to create Kitchen Multiverse was to encounter new, Original Cook-ventures, which could be called True, Heroic Undertakings.

"ADAMANTIUM CHEFS!"

To realize his fantasy he secretly started summoning the most powerful Chefkind from the various Kitchen Planes. And he named his creations; 'THE ADAMANTIUM CHEFS.' The invincible demons of culinary sorcery!

ADAMANTIUM ONI - 'THE SKILLET'
ADAMANTIUM ANGEL - 'HE-WHO-WHISKS'
ADAMANTIUM HYDRA - 'BLENDER'
AND 'THE SECRET SAUCE' IS THE ADAMANTIUM TROLL!

KITCHEN MULTIVERSE is the plane where aspiring cooks seek their glory against the dangers and wonders of all the meals. Both mortal and gods must cook to survive against mysterious ingredients and creatures! Using all their senses, skills and will to survive! They're going to fight amazing creatures never tasted before!

And should a challenger ever topple one of these Adamantium Chefs, he or she will gain the god's favor and life eternal. Every battle, lives are on the line in Kitchen Multiverse, master cooks pit their very wills against each other. What inspiration to today's adventurer's bring!? Ad how will the Adamantium Chef fight back? THE HEAT WILL BE ON!

ADAAAAAAAMANTIUUUUUM CHEEEEEEEEFS!!!!!

>>23186652
I know what my next campaign will be. BBEG will be Count Chocula, who is the current ruler of the breakfast plane, hiding the fact that he's a vampire. He plans to poison the entire nation, making them easy prey for his choco-pire cohorts to move in and kill all his subjects.

> KITCHEN MULTIVERSE, A GIANT PLATE OF DINING
FIFY

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>>23191231
Congratulations /tg/, you've done it again.

I don't like grits.

If I wanted to eat liquid sandpaper I'd just get sandpaper soggy and eat it.

If you dig deep enough you'll strike syrup. Endless glorious Syrupfields.

>>23191336

Blast, missed a chance there. Well, I'm off to cast myself into the baked bean volcano.

>>23191384
You've managed to set The Plate, friend. Nothing to be ashamed of, waiter-bro.

>>23191384
Quick stop this man by throwing in these conveniently placed sausages.

Why do we have lunch and dinner again? We should have breakfast all day long.

I imagine there could be a giant oatmeal raisin muffin tarrasque. Its crust so hard and stale that no weapon or spell can penetrate it. Its taste so bad that nothing on the plane can eat it. It takes a wish to prevent it from coming back from the smallest uneaten crumb.

>>23191440

All Day Breakfast is a thing because of Reasons.

we must create a map of the breakfast lands and adjacent mealtime kindoms

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time to read some toriko

>>23191475
I imagine there would be the realm of the midnight snack, a dark twisted reflection of the Meallands from which the food cause endless torment.

>>23191231
>>23190727
>>23190767
>>23190833

All i can think of right now

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rb2r7rBKLY

>>23191522

This is where Cold Pizza rules from 3:00 AM Castle in the Realm of the Locked Fridge With a Broken Light.

>>23191475

And from the lands beyond the chocolate mountains where rivers of ice cold vodka flow, comes the monolithic conglemorate, intent of conquering the Dinner Kingdom to install a Ingredient's Democratic Republic, where all will be equal and taste the same.

The TV Dinner Cooperation.

>>23191562
No, no, no foolish mortal! We do not hunt things TO TURN INTO FOOD. We hunt the food ITSELF. Fully formed and ready for eating. The more powerful the food, the greater the 'rewards' in delicious meals and tasty tasty EXP.

Rolled 9

>>23191571

Why dont we just turn this setting into planescape, but instead of alignment based planes we have each of the 16 planes based on the time of day.

I call it Platescrape

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>>23191654
>Platescrape

So it is named, so it shall be done.

>>23191690
Within the center of the Platescrape lies The Plate, the home of many of the Platescrape's inter-meal travellers and interdimensional visitors. Beneath it lies The Scrape, the great rubbish bin where all things food go in the end.

>>23191654

Slow clap.gif

>>23191690

A flat world, where rivers and seas continuously fall over the edge onto a wide expanse of checkered red-white known only as The Table.

Do not venture too far, lest you fall off the plate and be spilled, young ingredient.

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>>23183187
behold, the Pancake-Stingray's only natural predator (and its closest cousin)

>>23191757

Far above the plate lies the throne of the maker, the Brigade. The legend says that the Brigade created the world using the legendary artifact, the Batterie de Cuisine. This is but a rumor since no one ever reached the legendary throne of the Brigade.

Far below the plate exists the dark realm of Service. Dark beings from the Service often visits the Plates to steal away it inhabitants. If they ever come back, they come back changed, destroyed.

>>23191864
What if instead they hunt together?

>>23191757

In it lies a powerful being that controls The Plate as her own. No one God of the Platescrape may enter her domain and she refuses to be worshiped...

lest the Lady of Plates put you under a pile of infinite corn

>>23191873

Together, they hunt Pancake Crime in the syrup oceans!

>>23191634
Everything in toriko comes ready to eat upon death. The entire world is edible as is, cooks are just there to bring out the dishes TRUE flavour, and ensure the meal attains maximum decadence

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beware of the junkfood outsiders

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>This whole goddamn glorious thread.

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>>23191894
No no, its not the plate that holds the power, but hte Maiter-De.....HE takes the orders and HE allows you the plate, the food. The Platescrape is an extension of HIS gift of food unto the world!

The Wheel of the Cosmos, or the Outerplates as they are known young Ingrediant are balanced much like the rights and wrongs of our world and how they are acted upon.

The highest plate one can aspire to reach, the home of Bahanut and Pearlor, one must seek to give great portions and generous flavors. While the lowest most viles plates, where the demon foods like Asmosperagus and Tiameat squander. Fighting over what horded portions and tastes are squandered and abused in life.

Will you reach the highest pantheon of Elysiumanade? Like the Paladinners of old? Or will you fall into the deepest depths of the Grey Wasteds

I spent hours coming up with this character, working up a full backstory and everything. I want to play a Alfredo Cheese Sauceror, but my HC says he's had trouble with Sauces before and has banned them from the kitchen where we all play. How do I convince him I want to roleplay a saucier, not make some cheesy build?

http://www.mangahere.com/manga/toriko/

Related as fuck.

You should have seen the look on my HC's face when he realised my croquette character was actually Bun Bun.

>>23192045

Not make him out of cheese.

What? All sauces need to be creamy? PLEASE. There are dozens of other sauces that are not cream based. Look to eastern flavours and cooking if you're really stumped.

>>23187485
I don't know what to think of this. On one hand, it's terrible. On the other hand, I can't stop reading it.
What the hell is wrong with me?

>>23192214
Breakfast. Breakfasts never changes.

Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the tastiness of bacon and eggs, grease has been spilled in the name of everything: from simple hunger to outright gluttony.

>>23191757

The Scrape lies beneath to greet all things food at their end, as well as the occasional silvery god.

>>23192135
Read it again, his head chef banned ALL saucerors. ALL.

Your HC is probably worried about dish potency and consistency, and I get Soycerors and Salsarors getting banned and that's probably what happened, but I'd talk to him and see if you can't work something out. Just keep in mind you're all there to make a dish TOGETHER, not have one sous overpower everyone's work, so if he says non, it's non.

>>23191654
>>23191654

>a wizard with glasses and in casual wear appears before you, his staff a giant spoon.

"Who am I you ask? I am Balton rown! the wizard of the platescapes! Master of cooking wizardry and archmage of the order of Cordon bleu!

"I hail from the land of kitchen, where I have done battle upon the frozen wastes against the demons of prepackaged dinners! I have traveled through the jungles of salad, searching for knowledge and edible greenery. I have made friends with the tribe of the rocky road fudge ice cream. I even was able to beat back the hordes of the land of muffins and, after long and tireless study, have mastered the art OF BACONRY!

"BEHOLD MY AWESOME POWER AND REJOICE.... for yummy things are near at hand"

>>23192320
sorry meant to reply to >>23192135
also

>>23192365
>Implying Alton's staff would be a staff and not a massive knife that he wields with shocking ease
Do you even Good Eats?

>>23192433
Alton Brown would be some kind of sage old wizard with a focus on DIY. Hell, he might be an Artificer.

>>23192433
I dunno.... you can do an awful lot of cooking with a spoon, rather than a knife.

But aren't wizards unable to use swords? I mean, that's essentially what a giant knife is.

Richard bachman is one of the worst goalies in the league

>>23192544
I dunno, I liked the Running Man.

>>23192526
so far, for classes, we have Sauciers and Paladiners

>>23192793
how about Iron Chef monks?

>>23192582
...I need a jpg that combines 'oh, you' and a sort of parental pride, like reacting to a pun that's actually clever but that you shouldn't like for reasons.

>>23192793
Vegebarians.

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>>23192820

>>23192851
I was just thinking Carbarian...

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>>23192862
Jesus Christ what

What have I done

This thing can never un-exist, and it's my fault

>>23192862
>>23192907
Seriously, what have you done, anon? Jesus, I don't think this is even worth a quest for redemption. Just commit sudoku and skip the trouble.

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>>23192922
I just wanted a face to express my feelings

I never asked for this

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>>23192862

>>23192907
YOU MUST COMMIT HONORABLE SUDOKU!

>>23192862
>>23192907
>>23192922
>>23192938
>>23192957
>>23192966
Send this heathen to pits to drown in MOLTEN BUTTER! He will know the horrors of true, unchecked deliciousness!

>>23192851
>>23192814
>>23192793

Ok so we have

>Vegebarbarians
>Iron Chef monks
>Sauciers
>and Paladiners

>>23192998
>Butter
>Mentioning butter
>Mentioning butter ON /tg/
Do you..do you realize what you've just summoned? Oh my god.

Squad is already preparing to be broken.

>>23193040
IT BEGINS.jpeg

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>>23192998

>>23193040
I did say the deliciousness was... unchecked. Wary should be the Breakfast who dares to overstep its tasty bounds.

Should the heathen also enjoy the company of the Demon of the Protein and Carbohydrate Crossroads?

Rolled 10

>>23192998
I prefer to use saracha sauce for executions

>>23191654
>>23192862
This thread man, we got a great multiverse to live in, and a demon to haunt our dreams.
something was acomplished, for good or for evil.

The great Paula of Butter will rise and fry all those who falter from the path.

>>23192998

>inb4 butter golem

>>23193111
>>23192998
I would prefer a gauntlet of non-stop heat challenges, but I digress.

>>23183303
Obviously if there's supposed to be really cold water (like near the poles) it's milk. If it's part of a salty, bitter sea it's orange juice. If it's in a location with fresh water, it should be grape juice or oddly diluted syrup. Anything similar to a sulfur lake would have vegetable juice.

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>>23193040
>>23193131

You rang?

>>23193128
We dare not speak of her name in our court...

>>23193184
Every fucking time.

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>>23193184
OH GODS!
IT COMES!
IT COMES!

Can someone screencap this thread?

>>23193184
Now, while the abomination makes quick work of the heathen in the pits, do we have any others who wish to... distract our glorious conquest of the Onionverse? Sauceror, Paladinner, Iron Monk, and Vegebarian alike must unite in our cause.

Lest we end up like the poor soul...

>A splatter of butter tinged pink with blood splashes from the pit accompanied by a curdled scream which soon crumples into silence. The squishy, oozing growl of the butter-borne creature of the pit is the only sound to come from there soon enough.

>>23193271
Or archive it, for that matter?

>>23193279

It's alright, newfriend. Every thread on /tg/ is automatically archived

>>23193295
Oh, durr, I forgot about Foolz.

I was more thinking of specific inclusion in sup/tg/ or, Gods forbid, chanarchive. It's easier to trawl that for good stuff.

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the breadnought rises to defeat the evil that is butter golem

>>23193307
Way ahead of ya, anon:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23183187/

>>23193278
What about a cooking-ranger?

Or.... instead of a techpriest, we have a cookpriest (that just brings up images of a techpriest decked out in cooking impliments and a little chef's hat).

We could even get instead of a druid, "special" chefs. DIBS ON THE BAKERY ITEMS!

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>>23192862
wut

>>23193312
Oh gods I can't breathe! You son of a bitch, you've killed me.

>>23193278
Sandwitch.

>>23193379
Wiskard

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>>23193312

>>23193312

>>23193359
even in death, I'm still served.

As a filling appetizer

>>23193394
Whiskard
FIFY

>>23193403
Perhaps you need a Nectarmancer to help braise you from the bread.

Platescrape Plates of the Onionverse

Innerplates - Comprised of the basic flavors that make up the Onionverse

Mealterial Plates - The various worldsand settings like the Falafel'd Realms and Dark Chocolate Sun

Outerplates - The realms of the afterlives of mortals and home to the Gods. Comprised of the balanced between Flavors and Portions

The Far Plates - Where we are going we don't need tongues to taste

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I'm now imagining as sort of support bard kitted out with all kinds of condiments.
Proper condiments for a given target act as a buff, while discordant tastes inflict penalties.

>>23193442
I am squeaking right now.

>>23193424
Whiskards are good and well, capable of blending together the many Flavors into new Dishes, but the Truetaster... they pick apart the purest Flavors and use them to power their own Dishes.

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I have an urge to run Only War in this setting.

>>23193595
probably best done as a oneshot.

>>23193637
Fuck that! Motherfucking campaign that shit!

Ok so we have Saucerors, Truetasters, Paladinners, Iron (Chef) Monks, Whiskards, and Vegebarians, running around the various plates of The Onionverse.

What of the other classes?

>>23183320
I don't generally have tea with breakfast, though. Coffee is better for that little caffeine boost.

>>23193709
... What about oven rangers?

>>23193709
Berrybarians?
Razzbards?
Rougeberries?

>>23193709
artiflasks, masters of drinks

Sigil is a doughnut, atop an infinite churro, in the middle of a giant pizza know as "The Plates"

Lactaturgist?

>>23193709
Artichokes?
>That pun is too stealthy

>>23193749
It should sound more chef-like. Quality puns though

>>23193785
Too subtle.

>>23193723
But what of the caffiends? They supposedly infuse you with power beyond that of your Breakfast kin, but then comes the crash. All of your power becomes sapped in an instant. Beware the unassuming caffiend known as Coffee and the alluring one called Cola.

>>23193796
Alright, maybe....
Bakards?

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>>23193785
fuck yes

>>23193709
Eclairics?

>>23193800
Oh, those caffiends are a dire lot. Better throw your lot in with the more angelic cakelestials.

Dreaded Brevilles occasionally attack from the Nine Ovens of Olivaar.

>>23193759
if it is edible then an artiflasker has tried to make a drink out of it

I can't believe I overlooked this.

Pastamancers.

>>23193810
Oh, that's a pretty bad pun once I figured it out.
>Baker
>Bard

>>23193836
No. Too food-like. It needs to make them sound they MAKE food, not like they're MADE of food.

>>23193838
Yes, yes, but that one time when the Alcakeist tried to make his own cakelestial... the poor thing got battered.

>>23193836
friars

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>>23193800
Blessed be the syrup angels, avatars of faith and sugar,
Who glaze thine feast in divine sweetness intended not for mortal men,
but only for our delicious spirits when the entree is served and our time on the table is spent.

Play not with the brew of beans and the alluring direfiend of carbonate and sugar,
As each offers false promises and deals in lies to divert the souls of His Breakfast from the path of righteousness,
into the cycle of addiction that invades the lives of good mortal with sin and decadence.

:I

>>23193926
>My sides
>In space

He shouldn't have been messing about with the essential building blocks of a balanced breakfast.

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>>23193940
>friars

>>23193940
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>>23193940
Yesssssssss

>>23193343
Anyone know how to add tags after the thread is archived?

I feel the need to include a "pun" tag now.

Polite sage for not contributing

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>>23193940
>in space

>>23193940
I was gonna make that suggestion, but I thought it was too simple.

>>23193964
>>23193975
>>23193999
>>23194000
>>23194024
Apparently I was very mistaken.

>>23194024
>dead

>>23193709
Kitchenwareiors.

>>23193956
Especially be wary of the lord caffiend of them all, the one known as the Winged Minotaurus of the Red, the Guardian of the Mountain's Dew, or simply The Monster . He is especially devious, capable of granting more power than any sole Flavor or Dish. But once the Addiction takes hole, it is the Monster which takes your power for itself.

>>23194126
>takes hold. HOLD, goddammit!

>>23193891
Saucerors too

>>23194126
None dare speak his true name. Even it alone holds a power that should not be touched.

NOS

Ok, so heres the official Platescrape classes so far.

>Sauceror
>Whiskard
>Truetaster
>Iron Chef (Monk)
>Friar (Cleric)
>Paladiner

Truly, no meal ingredient is too exotic, no flavour too bold, in the midst of such men. But is this all the the plates of The Onionverse have to offer? Are there none others that would rise up in the name of great succulence?

>>23183187
Cigarette trees.
rivers and lakes of coffee
Swamps of Grits and/or Cream of Wheat

>>23193442
is a better pun than
>>23193891
IMO

>>23194287
What about pastamancers?
And where did the vegebarians go?

>>23194287
Baekard. I mean we have to have someone who can sing and bake up buffs.

>>23194242
The Thirst of Power knows no bounds, and those possessing such bitter knowledge shall ever trudge on to discover The Monster's true nature, shed the light of the Brawler of Guarana's identity. The most evil of the Simmerers shall forever seek to unleash his wrath.

Shall his name be forever consigned to obscurity!

>>23194340
>>23194287
>sees Whiskard
Ach.

How about Baristouge instead.

>>23194333
Could have sworn i added those. Oh well, I'll be sure to add them to the next list update.

>>23194379
THIS.

>>23194379
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>>23194452
Barista/rogue.

>>23194452
>Barista
>Rogue

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>>23194379
Going against the not-made-of-food rule, but Briogue?

>>23194464
>>23194468
i was confused because i thought he was addressing wizards, derp. this makes much more sense.

>>23194379
Also, as another offering:
Bartificer
>Bartender
>Artificier

>>23194572
Maybe, Waitruid.
>Waiter
>Druid

>>23194572
>Bartificer
mixers of drinks, it's what I was trying with artiflaskers
>Artificier
>flasks

>>23194356
But there shall always be those who revere The Monster as a Rockstar. They will always be amped to seek him out He Who Lives At Full Throttle.

>>23194605
more of a portmanteau than a pun

>>23194617
bartificer sounds better

>>23194625
True. Trying to think of something, but it's running thin.

>>23194617
Har, that's actually a pretty good one.

>>23194605
WAIT.

STOP THE PRESSES.

HOLD THE PHONE.

Brewid.

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>>23194623
>to seek out He Who Lives at Full Throttle. I need to make sure I fix my words before i post them.

>>23194655
ALL OF MY YES.

>>23194623
True enough. The Simmerer known as Lokkoh the Fourth was especially enamored by The Monster. He drank fully of the Mountain's Dew and gained untold powers, even by the standards of others who have indulged upon his gifts.

He even sought to join forces with a fell bartificer to make The Lord Monster into an even more powerful caffeind than ever imaginable. Fortunately, the Forces of Dietary Altruism joined together to put an end to Lokkoh and his unnamed bartificer accomplice.

>>23194675
>My reaction exactly.

>>23194655
Brewids. Masters of the tea/coffee swamps.

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>>23194692
>Caffiend. My spelling ability is decreasing exponentially with the length of my stay into the early morning.

>>23194703
They can tread through the steeping grounds without trace....

Could there be bananas that people could use that would allow them to talk with one another over great distances?

Banana Phone

>>23194743
You cocksucker. I had forgotten.

>>23194719
Shit, why can't I find my picture of the Dew Wizard. You know the guy, black robe, every color of Mountain Dew arranged in front of him?

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>>23194743
be careful with bananas

>>23194743
You bread-eating toaster oven.

>>23194757
It was inevitable.

>>23194719
I would like to add you to Skype, friend. If you would like to add me, search for danteedward.

Polite sage for non-contributing post.

>>23194771
Ah, the Dew Wizard... he surged with power once.

>>23194803
Added
A polite sage for non-contribootan

>>23194805
Until he get infected with mellow yellow.

>>23194872
The illness was slow, all until he died with a sudden jolt.

>>23194743
if you tie a string to each banana and pull it taut it might work

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>>23194938
Lokkoh the Fourth was always a madman. I am glad that he had no heir to his throne. I hear the realm's devotion to The Lord Monster has waned in recent years.

>>23194898

No matter how much his wife prayed, he couldn't hold out for one more Sun Drop. Her tears clung to her face like Mountain Dew. One last Surge of motion, a final Squirt of energy, and then he Kicked.

Don't try me on yellow beverages, son.

>>23194655
Let's see....

What about Chief?
>Chef
>Thief

>>23194938
ha, "dewid"

>>23194984
Wow anon, that was art.

Gentlemen.

Gentlemen.

I am in need of bold adventurers, for my city is now plagued...

By kebabolds.

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>>23194984
Consider yourself not tried, son. That was glorious.

>>23194379
>>23194572
>>23194655

Class update. Trying not to miss any

>Brewid
>Bartificer
>Baristouge
>Vegebarian
>Sauceror
>Whiskard
>Iron Chef (Monk)
>Friar (Cleric)
>Paladiner
>Pastamancer (i saw Nectormancer suggested as well)

The world of Platescrape is home to many a flavour dish indeed with such varied and masterful chefs.

>>23195016
Remove kebabolds?

>>23195016
>Kebabolds
Oh my good graciousness. My sides.

>>23195052
Kebabolds and porcs, the bane of any beginning adventurer.

>>23195066
>Porcs

Hopefully there's no Porigers about. Those can be brutal.

>>23195066
And licoriches. Don't forget the licoriches.

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>>23195052
Indeed

>>23194987
Hamburgler, Obviously

>>23195087
S'moreforged Paladiner of Eberryon here.

Don't get me fucking started on Licoriches.

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>>23193353
You mean a range-er?

>>23195102
Holy hades
I just got taken to a new level of puns.
You are a god, sir.

>>23195105
>S'moreforged
Lost it. Would someone cook me some more sides?

>>23195122
I'm trying, but my laughing's making them fall as I bake them.

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>>23195105

>>23195113
See >>23193732

>>23195105
>S'moreforged
Oh.
My.
Lawd.