With this stunning revelation I take the tasteful approach and examine her ass, scrutinizing the contour, the shapeliness of it.. and just as she's about to say something, I silence her with a rough yet tender grab.

"Seven out of Ten, not bad."

"W-what?!"

"The ass was fat."

"The ass was what?"

"Your ass is fat."

"Goddamnit..."She actually looks a bit disappointed.

Nicolas is still traumatized...

For whatever reason, much of Jojo's pent up aggression's been released upon showing her human form.

"Ok, I'll bite, so what's your story Jojo?"

"My name's not Jojo, it's-"

"Jojo, go on, tell me your story."

"I'm telling you my name's-"

"Jojo."

"Yes?"

"There you go."

She's quiet for a moment, and I notice that her eyes are still dead... must be why it translates so well into her animal form(Note: Think perona eyes.). Annd she starts.

"I used to be a part of a pirate crew called the Bigtimes, we didn't really get much of a score at anything until we hit that island with what you know as fuck'n blast sand... You know, that shit's pretty damn classy I mean... Just leave it and BOOM! Ya know? Well... We were exploring the island when those fuck'n islanders showed and we decided to make them a god. We thought they were just some stupid asswipe tribals and decided to play it up, I was the messenger of their god... But after a bit, we noticed that the island had started rumbling... We thought it was just some seaquakes or something. But then the island moved and they decided that the island demanded sacrifices. Only, they decided that my fuck'n crew should be the sacrifices.

Then after months go by, your dumb ass shows up, puts me in a bag, and takes off in her own boat...

I'm off that shitty island right now though. It's fuck'n great to be at sea again. But hey, I gotta exercise my freak'n wit somehow right? It's nice being on a ship... But come on lady, ya gotta stop shootin at me... makin' me molt early!"

"That's... quite the interesting story..."

She looks away with her eyes, and then back, as though she's expecting me to say something... Finally she blurts it out herself," Jojo..."

"Good girl..."

"Don't you patronize me, ya bitch!"

- - - - -

Some time later, we're at the Merchant's guild, and thankfully, Nicolas is back in his "West" mode.

I meet up with the Loguetown representative with intention to speak of rebuilding the town that I... heh.. ruined... into a merchant guild trade hub.

Rolled 6

>>23193525
Woo!
Rolling for luck roll/Devil Fruit!

Stepping into the head Office of the Loguetown Merchant's Guild master, I take my seat as a squirrely little man with fox eyes sits across from me. His desk is far too big for him, however I can tell by the quality of the wood, that it is no cheap thing.

With a cheesy smile, and the trace of his finger, he says," You like it? It's made of the finest wood you know, from the Treasure Tree Adam... No less than one hundred years old and still... remarkably new... Near indestructible even... What news do you have for me?"

With my own shiesty merchan'ts smile," Well, now, you see... I've sold all of my goods to some valued customers that had visited the Island that you chartered me for, but..."

A sliver of his eye cracks through his fox-like face," But?" He doesn't like that word.

"I sold them to pirates, and then, I realized my honest to goodness mistake, and took back my wares as they began to torment our valued villagers..."

His other eye opens slightly,"And?"

I start sweating a bit, this isn't going to be good," Well, you see... I might have overdid my heroism, a teensy little, itty bitty..."

Both of his eyes are open now," Get to the point Ophelia, dear...."

"I took out half of the town to deal with the pirates and I promised to rebuild it, courtesy of the merchant's guild, with the addition of turning it into a trading hub!" I spit it all out fast, figuring he won't have time to interrupt me.

His eyes close, he spins around in his chair, silent for a bit until..."So, you promised to rebuild the village on behalf of the guild... hm? And to turn it into a trading hub at that... Not quite the bad idea... But."

"B-but?" I'm anxious to hear his response.

"But it will never do, the town is not centralized, there's not like to be much profit in this investment for some time..."

He needs convincing...

>[] Speak of the profit.
>[] Speak of the public image.
>[] Speak of the expansion.
>[] Write in.

(For this, I'd appreciate whatever words you have for Miss Reers, she'll need it.)

>>23193730
It'd be easier to give some words if we knew more of the island.

>>23193722
Expansion! If it's not centralized, MAKE it that way!

>>23193786
I agree with this.
How much can you tell us/do we know?

>>23193786

Ophelia knows that the island possesses various resources, and she encountered quite a few animals in its jungles. Bartleby has told her that the islanders typically make money off of the exotic fish that they catch, and he's found many interesting plants in the jungle that resulted in his various experiments.

Ophelia's skill at navigation allows her to know, that there are some rather strong ocean currents running towards Loguetown.

Establishing a hub there implies another merchant's guild headquarters in the east blue.

>>23193722
>>[] Speak of the expansion.
its a steeping stone to the grand line


>[] Speak of the public image.
people will love us for saving a town from pirates


>[] Speak of the profit.
we can charge what ever we want

>>23193722
speak of the profit

>>23193722
>[x]Speak of the profit

See his reaction, money is the only language this guy speaks.

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>>23194086
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition

>>23194114
Thank you.

I gather my wits about me and prepare to play this Game of Merchants...

Relaxing my posture, I put my hands out casually,"Well now my good sir, you sell this island awfully short. I would not have made this offer to them if I did not believe in the investment!

As I recall, there is a very swift current running from the island and to this very town, how else would I have gotten here so quickly?

Further, this is expansion, an extra stone to bring materials into the grand land. An associate of mine has discovered many rare plants to be used for making goods, we need only get the villagers involved and we will see our- your coffers grow. To turn down such a deal would not be wise my friend, for a wise man can smell profit on the wind..." I reach out and gently grab the air, solidifying an orb and holding it.

"And you need only catch it..." I disperse the solid air," Before it drifts away."

The fox-like man's begun rubbing his hand together," Oh hoh ho... Miss Reers, they were right about you.. You sure do have a way with words." He snickers.

"Very well, I will approve the rebuild of that island... However..."

There's always a catch. Always.

"However, you must do something for me."

"Oh?"

"Yes, you see... We have reports from our branches in the Grand line, that there have been reports of merchants, our merchants selling Dance Powder..." He spins around in his chair dramatically... How does he do that with such short legs? "If you are familiar, it is a black market good... One that would tarnish our reputation if it was known to be sold by our guild."

He spins around again," You, Ophelia Reers, I would like you to investigate the country of Alabasta and find out who's selling and who's buying this good. We've lost contact with our branch in the country."

Seems that he intends to send us to the grand line, and what's more, get involved with a dangerous underground...

>[] Accept, The riskier the venture, the greater the profit!
>[] Refuse, I can't make deals if I'm dead.
>[] Write in.

Secondary

>[] Who was the head of the Alabasta branch?
>[] Why me?
>[] Why don't we sell black market goods?
>[] (Write in other questions)

>>23194330
>>[] Accept, The riskier the venture, the greater the profit!

A kingdom has money. This can only end well.


>[] Who was the head of the Alabasta branch?
>[] (Write in other questions)
> What should we do to these people if they refuse to listen to us?
> What is of higher value? The guild's rep, our supplies, our men, or our deniability?

>>23194330
>[] Accept, The riskier the venture, the greater the profit!
>[] Why don't we sell black market goods?

Grape juice would be put before the door of general stores, and a sign would be placed in front of the barrel of grape juice. On the sign, the following warning would be written:
“This will ferment into wine if left out for too long. Please use before it goes bad.”

>>23194290
>>23194330
>[] Accept, The riskier the venture, the greater the profit!

but Ill need a bigger ship and some crew not to mention inventory if I am to sell my self to them as some one big enough to get to the bottom of this

(lets milk this guy for a better ride new stuff and money for a crew)

>[] Who was the head of the Alabasta branch?

>>23194419

What?

>>23194485
It was the era of the Prohibition. Although every period developed its own fashions and trends, this country had to choose an “alcohol-free society”.
But the end result was to raise the allure of alcohol, and even people who had never drank alcohol started to enter the black market for it... That is to say, the introduction of the new law had the ironic effect of increasing the number of ‘criminals’.
This “grape juice” sold like hotcakes. In short, this was the kind of era it was.

>>23194505
The golden era of the Jazz Age was past, and only last year America was struck by the Great Depression. Even the streets packed with red-roofed houses seemed to have lost their vivid color.
But lurking in darkness of streets were the ‘leading stars’ of the era, who fought off the Depression and maintained power. Commonly referred to as the ‘Mafia’, they had strong footholds in the trade of illicitly-produced alcohol.
That was to say, the government’s policy of ‘Prohibition’ actually provided the perfect breeding ground for these enemies of law.
As the bosses of Mafia, Al Capone and 'Lucky' Luciano together created countless ‘legends’— the 1930s was that kind of era.

>>23194505
>>23194531
While I applaud your poetic summation of early 20th-century American History, I think we're worrying less about the law here and more about reputation.

>>23194639
It's not actually mine. I'm just quoting Baccano. Some anon was kind enough to set me up with a link to the light novels last night.

>>23194290
We've gotta get Bartleby out of jail before we go anywhere, and we might need to upgrade our ship--maybe with something that utilizes Ophelia's powers? Hell, if Mr. 3 can make a boat run using wax, we can find some way to make condensed air do the job.

>>23194660
Ah-ha! I've heard good things about that series. I'll need to check it out.

>>23194330
[X]Accept
[X]Why Me?

The Grand line is only the mightiest, and most profitable ocean in the sea! Of course I'll accept this deal, in fact, it's better than I expected, hehe... I had an inkling of going there anyway, why shouldn't I take such an offer... but first...

"I'd love to accept, but I'll need to know some fine print here..."

The man's eyes crack open again, ever so slighly," Mmyes?"

"First, Who is the head of the Alabasta branch? He'd have some stake in this, right? Why have we not had contact?"

THe fox-man twirls his mustache casually," The Head of the Alabasta branch is known as Crazy Hassan. He is my brother..."

He turns around a picture on his treasure-tree desk," He runs a very successful used camel emporium there... I told him he should sell other goods... New camels, riding ducks, silks, and so on... yet he's managed to make profit beyond all of my expectation... My brother is truly a mad genius..." The fox-man slouches in his chair, seeming to be ttroubled by speaking of his brother.

"Communication has always been troubling, he refused to use transponder snails as they weren't camels... So a secretary under me reported on his findings... the secretary has also gone missing... We aren't sure what's happening there..."

"I understand... Well, what if the people selling the black market goods don't listen?"

"You're a smart woman, Miss Reers, and this is why I like you... You should know... we'll pay to have them brought in for our own justice.. No need to involve the Marines. We can deal with our own."

"With that said, what's the highest priority here? The guild's reputation, our men, or our deniability?"

"Reputation, supplies, deniability... The ones not following guild rules? Optional."

"Remind me now, why can we not sell black market goods?"

He glares at me with his slits," Miss Reers, if the guild is caught selling black market goods, there will be a government investigation and we could be shut down as a crime ring.

>>23194713
>The Head of the Alabasta branch is known as Crazy Hassan.
Yay, Camel crewmate.

>>23194713
>The Head of the Alabasta branch is known as Crazy Hassan
>He runs a very successful used camel emporium there

We see what you did there.

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>>23194713
>Crazy Hassan
Oh lord.

>>23194713
welp looks like were getting at least one camel.

We do not want the Marines involved, nor our good reputation tarnished, simple as that."

"Finally, why me?"

He smiles at this," You're lucky, charismatic, and you can take care of yourself. Perfect for this job... Oh, and you're indebted to me for the rebuild, so of course I'll call in this favor."

I see, he's playing the debt card... He's the head of the Loguetown guild for good reason...

"Well, with all that, I'm satisfied, I accept, however I'll need a bigger ship and supplies."

The fox-man laughs at this," Oh, ohohoh, Miss Reers, you're a riot! You have your own finances, we're only here to pick you up after a bad deal and direct you to who wants or needs what. Selling and transport are your problem right now... I also hear you've turned in some bounties..."

"How did you-"

"Fighting a 15,000.000 beri bounty on the dock is a very noticeable thing Miss Reers. Alas, as you have accepted, I'll have you sign papers for our deal, and I'll see you off then!"

- - - - -

A stack of bureaucracy later....

I meet Jojo and Nicolas in the lobby of the Guild Office.

"Bawww, that took forever, what were you doin' in there, suckin his co-"

"Pardon, th' lil' birdie here, she's been complainin about how much she misses ya. Where to now, ma'am?"

Well Ophelia, what will it be?

The time is afternoon.

>[] Visit the Docks.
>[] Visit the Marketplace.
>[] Visit the Shipwright.
>[] Write in a place yo go in Loguetown!'

Secondary

>[] Take Jojo
>[] Take Nicolas
>[] Take both.

>>23194870
[X] Visit the Shipwright.

[X] Take both.

I do not trust Jojo on her own.

>>23194870
>>[] Visit the Shipwright.
First things first, we're gonna need a bigger boat.

>>23194870
Lets go shopping for a ship. Bring the asses with us.

>>23194870
>[] Visit the Marketplace.
>[] Take Jojo
she needs some new clothes

>>23194870
>>[] Visit the Marketplace.

>[] Take Jojo
get her a slutty dress
one that shows off her ass

>>23194907
all of my yeses

>>23194905 >this is me
>>23194907
>>23194917
we're reputable , can have a crewmate that's dressed like gutter trash

>>23194955
> can have
should be can't

Da fuq....

3 shipwright, 3 market...

I'll roll odd vs even if a tie remains in 4 mins...

Also, I'm thinking you guys want to take them both? or just Jojo?

>>23195015
Take them both, we'll need as much support as we can getting JoJo into a form fitting dress.

>>23195015
market

I don't usually post in quests, but I saw you needed a tiebreaker. Markets are always fun.

>>23195015
Tie Breaker!
Shipwright.
Take both.

>>23195060
>>23195061
Oh you fuckers planned that.

Marketplace.

>>23195071
I swear I did not. But it's hilarious either way.

>>23195100

Yes... the horror...

"We need a tie breaker!"

Two more opposing votes....

>>23195115
just roll something

>>23195115
roll for it

>>23195115
SHIPYARD.

BECAUSE REASONS

Writing for Market.

Shipwright's not goin anywhere.

>>23195115
Also, I have decided, after finishing another rum, to follow this quest. One Piece is awesome, even if I don't exactly like quests.

>>23195209
You and everyone voting shipyard are morons. Crazy hijinks don't happen at shipyards, they happen at markets!

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>>23195222
>mfw
>>23195227
You obviously haven't seen the Water 7 arc.

I almost can't make up my mind in whether I'd like to stop by the shipwright, or the marketplace... However one good look at Jojo's rags turns the table on that.

"We're going to Market," I say, eying her refugee/islander scraps.

Jojo notices the stare and flinches away," What?! Why the fuck why?!

Patting her on the head, with a deep fox-like stare into her eyes, I crack a sinister smile," Why? Because you look like something Davy Jones dragged in, we're going clothes shopping, and Nicolas is coming with."

Nicolas perks up at his name, and tips his hat to hide his blush," N-naw ma'am, I can't. It'd be unkind for me to get in th' way of your ladies' time."

"No. no, I insist. Besides, I'll need help getting Jojo into something..." I turn my head back to her with an evil glare. Ohhh, I'm going to enjoy this...

- - - - - - -

After dragging Jojo to the market, damn near kicking and screaming, We hit the main street of stores.

Between market stalls and actual buildings, there are a great many shops to choose from...

>[] Jack's Rifles and Guns.
>[] Shivering Steel Swords
>[] Rootie tootie pants and hootie.
>[] Ms Pixie's Fantastical dresses.
>[] Ricardo's Fine Tailoring.

>>23195227
Tell that to CP9.

Also...

>[] Montique's Antique Boutique

>>23195243
[X] Ricardo's Fine Tailoring.

Start with getting some nice clothes for Jojo, she'll need multiple outfits of course, a primary sailing garb, practical, but still feminine, tight pants to show off her ass.

Afterwards we'll get her a properly slinky dress, take her to the salon, reenact My Fair Lady with her.

>>23195243
What's our budget here?

>>23195275
Beri: 1,000,000

Expecting 22 mil in bounty the next day.

>>23195243
[x] Ricardo's.

I'm not for a dress, but damn if a pirate shouldn't wear something with lace.

Ophelia Reers

Devilish Charming Rogue

Luck: 5 leaf clover(Rank 4)
Charisma: Gold- Tongued(Rank 4)
Dexterity: Magic Fingers(Rank 5)
Strength:Wussy(Rank 1)
Fortitude: Puny(Rank 1)
Cunning: Fox(Rank 3

Fruit: Katai Katai no Mi (Hard-Hard Fruit)
Current abilities:
Devil level: (F)ebil(Rank 2)

Weapons: Brace of six guns and hidden dagger, Dial Pistol
Ship: Sloop
Current Cargo: Bottles of Blast Sand, Gold trinkets.
Rifles and Pistols(mediocre), Cutlasses & Katanas(Good) Odd Hat, Randybrew Wine (Half Keg)

Also have shit to pedal.

>>23195297

Jojo used to be a pirate... But Ophelia's a Merchant that bounty hunts on the side...

>>23195243
>>[] Ricardo's Fine Tailoring.
We like our hos classy lookin'.

>>23195327
Right, I just came to this.

My point stands. She needs some lace. I also agree, she needs some tight pants so we can admire her fine buttocks.

Crew:
Jojo:
Foul mouthed Zoan bird of paradise.
Has a strange effect on people
Obedient to Ophelia for whatever reason...
Combat: ???


Bartleby: (Not available)
Jolly alchemist that likes blowing things up.
Fabricates useful potions and salves
Somewhat of a doctor.
Combat: Uses explosives and strange mixtures.

Nicolas Le Lobo
Mysterious Priest
Multiple Personalities
User of the Warp Warp Fruit
Armed with a Sword and Pistol.
Combat: Good Fighter!

Consensus seems to be Ricardo's Fine Tailoring...

>>23195273
I like slinky dresses. I approve. Maybe a few more practical outfits, too, in addition to the ones we actually want to see her in....

Shorts and a T shirt, that kind of thing. If she only wears those, we can... misplace them.

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>>23195423
So something like this?

I don't have much of an opinion on clothing, save for my own personal mantra:

"Never wear something you can't run for your life in."

>>23195457

I actually agree with that in life... Function > Fashion every day.

>>23195445
No, something practical.

>>23195457
I too agree with this, but we should still get her a slinky dress and something with lace... Maybe we can wait and give them to her as gifts. Maybe some chocolates alongside.

>>23195500
I am going to put on a nickname for this.

>>23195500
Are we already waifuing her?

>>23195586
No. Just sexually harassing her because our name is literally "I'll feel your rears".

>>23195586
I don't know, but I'm drunk and I approve of waifuing her.

Save slinky dress as a valentines for ourself, give lacy outfit as a gift at christmans

Waifuing doesn't work in One Piece, for whom it may concern. Here, Ophelia's love is butts, profit, and adventure.

Romance is romance of the literary definition my good gents.

But sexual harassment is A-ok.

>>23195616
BUT LOVE MUST REIGN

>>23195586
ENTIRE CREW IS WAIFU.

AND HUSBANDO.

Except Bartleby. He's sorta "crazy favorite uncle who your mom doesn't like because he buys you fireworks for your birthday."

>>23195616
Yeah, it's weird. Nobody in One Piece has relationships, yet the mangaka always just answers "Yes. Their dick has that power." whenever reader mail asks if someone's fruit applies to their junk.
>>23195630
Fuck you, it's One Piece, no hugging no kissing.

Ricardo's fine tailoring drew my eye with its absolutely classy sign. Not too flashy, not too shy.. Somewhere right and inbetween.

Jojo digs her nails into my arm," Nu uh, I don't want anything from, there! You! You can't make me wear anything in there!"

I grab her by the arm and glare into her empty eyes as she starts to sweat," You'll wear whatever I tell you to... I've got a reputation to uphold, I can't have you looking like this."

She ceases her protests, and we walk into the store, Nicolas holds the door open for us, I hear him say "Pardon" to a stranger that saw me threatening Jojo... My, isn't his West self just a gentleman?

Once in the store, the owner, whom I'd presume is Ricardo clutches a hand to his chest, shouting,"HNNNNG!!" As though he's having a heart attack.

"What... What is this!? You call those clothes?! That- That'll never do!" He yells, and runs past another customer at the counter, grabbing Jojo and I. He drags us into a fitting room and runs a series of measurements on us, and starts asking questions as to what kind of clothing we like...

Jojo refuses to answer, so it's up to me...

For her...

>[] Something comfortable, wearable, and seaworthy.
>[] Something Slutty yet elegant.
>[] Something Cute, like a pink lacy dress.
>[] Write in.

And for myself...

>[] Something Classy, like a tux.
>[] Let's get a pin-stripe business suit!
>[] Something as Sea Worthy as it is Roguish.
>[] Write in.

Dresses won't work out well in our line of work...

>>23195640
FUCK YOU, LOVE IS ALWAYS TRUE

>>23195642
[x] Something comfortable, wearable, and seaworthy.
[x] Something as Sea Worthy as it is Roguish.

>>23195642
Something comfortable, wearable, and seaworthy.
Let's get a pin-stripe business suit!

Aside, he didn't take Nicolas, because he's actually a pretty classy mofo...

For a better description of him...

Head: Sombrero/Wizard/Cowboy hat with Star designs and moon and star charms hanging arounf the brim.
Hair:(depends on light) Blonde.
West- medium length, straight hair falling down to his neck.
East: Tied under his hat.
North: Long billowing locks that fall down his back.

Chest: Dark Blue pancho with a Star embroidered in the center.
Light leather tunic with straps on his arms.

Arms: Leather Gauntlets to protect his hands.

Legs: Bell Bottom pants with a star on the right leg, and a moon on the left.

Feet: Cowboy boots with Star-shaped spurs.

>>23195642
We need multiple outfits.

[X] Something comfortable, wearable, and seaworthy.
is her prime outfit, but make sure it shows off her ass properly and has some midriff showing.

For fancy hobnobbing things we should get her a Little Black Dress, make sure it's properly slinky.

Also ask Ricardo where a good salon is, we have to fix this girl up.

For us, our primary is
>[X] Something as Sea Worthy as it is Roguish.
Make sure that there's a bitching hat in there, soft leathers, plenty of pocket space, and that it still shows off our ASSets.

For business negotiations a classic black suit and some ties. For fancy parties a more flamboyant suit.

Get Jojo something she can't bitch about.

Also, something that breathes well for us. Remember where we're headed.

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>>23195642
>>[] Something comfortable, wearable, and seaworthy.
>>[] Something as Sea Worthy as it is Roguish.
Weskit time. They're both classy and practical, and if worn with the right flare, provide an air of roguish charm.

As One Piece, pretty much any and all clothing styles are acceptable...

>>23195642
>>[] Something comfortable, wearable, and seaworthy.
>[] Something as Sea Worthy as it is Roguish.

>>23195714

I could actually see Ophelia wearing this...

Any seconds?

>>23195714
Can we have some lace at the collar?

And tight pants for our ass

[] Something comfortable, wearable, and seaworthy.
[] Something as Sea Worthy as it is Roguish.

>>23195746
works for me

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>>23195642
Oh hell yeah I got some awesome fem pirate pics!
How's this? (for us)

>>23195746
I can. I can see Ophelia having a gigantic fucking wardrobe and switching outfits often. That's for casual around towning, dressing to impress is different, depending on whether we're trying to play up the sailor, the hot chick, or the business woman aspects. And we need a fancy fucking hat when we're at sea.

>>23195769
I'm down for the fancy fucking hat for all occasions.

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>>23195757
Or this.

>>23195769

Second this if Ophelia should buy a fancy fucking outfit for damn near any occasion.

(Cost 149,999 beri. You give me a pic and It'll become one of her outfits!)

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>>23195794
three.

>>23195769
I'm down for many outfits, too... But wee need to keep our money supply decent and not squander it all.

Pirate's gotta eat

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>>23195811
four.

For Jojo,
I'm seeing...
>>23195704
>Something comfortable, wearable, and seaworthy, is her prime outfit, but make sure it shows off her ass properly and has some midriff showing.

>For fancy hobnobbing things we should get her a Little Black Dress, make sure it's properly slinky.

Any other suggestions?

As a note, Jojo's hair is red with a blonde ponytail that looks like plumage.

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>>23195823
Five.

>>23195849

Next, you'll show me Miss Fortune!

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>>23195849
Another anon, just tossing out something that HAS to be posted.

>>23195875
I don't actually play LoL or any of those other DotA games (I FUCKING hate them) so if I saved any of their art it was completely because it was awesome and not because I have bonners for the character in the game.

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>>23195830
This for the aforementioned practical outfit.

She also needs a black suit to match our black suit, and we both need sunglasses so we can go full Reservoir Dogs on people.

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>>23195895
Another outfit for Jojo, I think it'd work for her.

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>>23195895
Is that a WHEELLOCK? Someone doing character art actually included a WHEELLOCK?

>>23195910
And her boots are actual BOOTS, and not stilletos!

I decide on getting Jojo something comfortable so she bitches even a margin less about the whole deal. However, I covertly instruct Ricardo,"Please make it a bit slutty, I'd like it to show off her better features.."

He looks at Jojo with some scrutiny, appraising her harshly," Her features? My dear, you ask for Ricardo to do the work of God... However Ricardo is certainly capable of such things..

Jojo is fit into ( >>23195895 ) a corset with a tied shirt top and soft leather pants that accentuate her slightly chubby rear splendidly. Her outfit shows off her midrift and overall, she actually looks like an eight of of ten woman... with me being the standard of ten, of course.

"This... this is fuck'n weird! How expensive are these clothes even!?"
Ricardo runs his fingers along his goattee, once more appraising the foul-mouthed young woman,' Well, that outfit... I've never really like that piece of work, I'll give it to you for 32,999."

"What the hell?! That's ridiculous man! I aint pay'n for that!" Jojo screams.

I give her a glare and she rolls her eyes, falling quiet.

"I'll be the one paying Ricardo... now as for me..."

Roll for haggling.

1d40

best 1 of first three.

Rolled 18

>>23196010
Haggling? It's almost as is that's what we were born to do.

Rolled 9

>>23196010

Rolled 22

Here we go

Sorry, scratch that crap... still doesn't sit well for me... (talking about rolling)

We've decided on buying a bunch of outfits, but of course, Ophelia likes her money as she is a Ferengi-channeling Jew.

How do we haggle?

>[] Use our Feminine Charms.
>[] Use our Charisma and Wit.(Charisma)
>[] Let's try to pull one over on him.(Cunning)
>[]See if Jojo can pull something...
>[] write in.

I honestly find this more interesting than rolling.

>>23196070
[x]CHARISMA AND WIT

>>23196070
>>[] Use our Charisma and Wit.(Charisma)
We play to our strengths. And Charisma is our strengths.

>>23196070
Tell him to look at the scruffy Jojo, the foul mouthed girl before him, a challenge that all but the most skilled tailors would simply give up on. Point out how she's ill-mannered, coarse, and no one could possibly make her plumage of hair look elegant.

Unless of course that person was a superb tailor, who could dress up this girl in fine outfits that complemented her perfectly and show his skills to the world.

Basically make him WANT to do this for us, make him think that him dressing this girl will make him famous, it will show off his skills, and we're doing him a favor by letting him at her.

This will be using Charisma, with some cunning on top.

>>23196070
>[] Use our Charisma and Wit.(Charisma)

Stick with what works

>>23196070
>>[] Use our Charisma and Wit.(Charisma)

As for me, I'm certainly going to get out of paying for this!

"My good sir..." I curtsy pleasantly," Ricardo."

"Hmm?" I've got his attention, now let's grab him.

"Your assortments of clothing are so fine, so beautiful, so... so... Complementary. Why, I am surprised I have not heard of you as far as the West Blue!"

Ricardo appears bored, yet flattered," Oh, please, please my dear. You do me too much kindness. I am but a humble tailor after all."

"Dear me? You? Simply a tailor? You are an artist! Look at my once rag-tag friend here! Think any ordinary Tailor could manage this? No, no.. Only one of the most superb talent could match her with an outfit this well after a few measurements, and fewer words. You are a god among tailors."

He becomes red with embarassment," My, my... you do me too much kindness, far too much indeed!"

Now, let's see if we can seal..."I have a proposition for you."

"Hmm?"

"We will pay you by advertising your clothes and hawking some of your wares. Why, you'll have falf of the grand line wanting to order patterns from the Great Ricardo!"

Ricardo strokes his goatee once, more, considering this offer.
"I cannot simply let you leave the shop with my work... However, I will sell them at cost if you'd like."

Acquired: Jojo Sailor suit, Jojo Black Slinkie dress.

Ophelia: Wardrobe.

Beri spent: 60,000

Where to next?

>[] Jack's Rifles and Guns.
>[] Shivering Steel Swords
>[] Rootie tootie pants and hootie.
>[] Ms Pixie's Fantastical dresses.
>[] Montique's Antique Boutique

>[] Shipwright
>[] Ship
>[] Marine HQ

Beri: 940,000

>>23196230
>>[] Montique's Antique Boutique
also find out if jojo can fight, if so then what with

>>23196230
>>[] Jack's Rifles and Guns.
And find out if Jojo can fight, and how she prefers to do so.

>>23196230
Jack's Rifles and Guns

So, 2 for Jack's Rifles and Guns...

Sorry 4chan was down for me for whatever reason.

[X] Jack's Rifles and Guns.

Noting the Jack's rifles and guns... I'm cutting off here as I'm getting tired and can't quite think now... I'll be starting a good bit earlier tomorrow. Still working on Overhuman, but Grand Ocean will
be about 2-4 hours earlier than usual.

If you want a notification, email me from my field.

Have a nice night guys!

>>23196421
Also, archived...

>>23196421
I won't be able to make tomorrow, but rest assured I'll read it as soon as I can.
Keep up the great work. No other quest has captured the one piece feel quite like you do and it's a ton of fun playing along.

>>23197180

Noted, May we sail together again!