>>23195523
>>Say nothing
Wrong house, our parents are going to kill us.

>>23195523
>other
"My parents are going to kill me."

And now we need to scrimp and save like the rest of the working-class scum, because we're likely to be cut off from financial help, and won't be getting our allowance.

other: I pull out my uzi, also called a muggle rock wand, from under my lacy robes, and open up, firing dozens of bullets into the great hall, striking many.

"The IRA frowns on your thinly veiled elitism, wizard scum!"

I detonate the explosive vest, instantly killing myself, and possibly others if they happen to stand nearby.

Old thread
#1 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23177176/
#2 - http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23178823/

>>23195523
>other
"Father is going to be livid. He'll probably do that thing where he turns his whole face the color of a plum."

>Millie Fauxly

Good god that is an adorable name. Also, adorable drawing.

I'm invested. I shall lurk for a few responses, to get a feel for the tone of this quest.

>>23195523
I have to send an owl to my father before my sister can.

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>>23195556

Seconding.

>>23195606
thirds

>>23195523

"Thanks", and wink maliciously at our sister, Maud.

>>23195649
Oh god, enough with the winks, if anything MC should be freaking out about actually winking at anything ever.

~so embarrassing~

>>23195569
Quick Facts:
Millie is the second daughter of a Pure Blood family.
Family is somewhat elitist.
Father likes Millie best.
Maud, our older sister, hates us because of it.
Our familiar is a plains cat named Tarantula, Tara for short.
We are anti-social, and so our best friend is Fur Elise, our doll.
We had a deadly run-in with rogue Cambodian wizards when we were younger, and their curse on us killed us for a few seconds. We now have a fear of large bodies of water, and can't stomach fish dishes (due to part of the curse that involved fish hooks tearing out of our skin).
Everyone in our family goes to Slytherin. EVERYONE.

And now we're in Ravenclaw.

>>23195659
We have winked once already. We must wink again. Maliciously.

>>23195670
>plains cat
She's a Savannah, actually.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Savannah_%28cat%29

>>23195681
No. We have no clue WHY we winked, it brought shame to us. Winking is for the proletariat, not for witches of breeding and distinction.

>>23195568
seconded

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>>23195670
(but with blue robes)

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Also for whoever asked for the recolor last thread.

"My parents are going to kill me."

The sorting continues whilst you sit. Unable to think about anything but the last words your father said to you before hopping onto the train.

"you're representing the Fauxly family name, and that's important. Nothing is more important that family and the line we hold dear, understand?"

He's your father after all. He wouldn't deny all ties with you over something so petty would he? You shake the thoughts out of your head, the image of your Dads blood red face shouting at you lodged in the back of your mind.

The line before the sorting had dissapated quickly, the headmaster standing by his owl-encrested podium.

He is a tall yet seemingly frail old man who'se papery skin seems to clean to his angular features. With short cropped hair and beady little eyes, he grins, wrinkles rippling across his face which seems to have several things happen at once.

"Welcome first years" he began, trailing off into a speech about how students must stay out of the grounds if they do not wish to, and I quote, "die a horrible death"

When he had finished his welcoming speech he raised his arms in the air, plates of delicious food appearing before you.

Roll 1d100 for 1d30 for willpower. 30 or less wins.

Rolled 64

>>23195724

Rolled 79

>>23195724
hope I remember how to roll

>>23195706
thank you sir.

Rolled 92

>>23195724
roll.

Rolled 93

>>23195724

Rolled 89

>>23195724
>Roll 1d100 for 1d30 for willpower
What? Are we rolling a 1d100 or a 1d30?

>>23195724
>Roll 1d100 for 1d30 for willpower.
Erm, what?

Rolled 58

>>23195724
Welp

>>23195754
I don't think it matters. We're going to gorge ourselves.

Rolled 16

>>23195724
WILLLLLLLLLL

>>23195765
Actually, I think fish just appeared in front of us.

You ever watch the Thai horror film "Art of the Devil 2"? The scene in the beginning with the guy suffering from a Cambodian curse that caused fish hooks to come up through his skin is what we went through.

>>23195765
We can only hope.

Rolled 10

willsave

>>23195734
You can’t help yourself as you take a leg of chicken with one hand and a glass of pumpkin juice in the other. To your right Nigel bites away on a sumptuously buttery corn on the cob, Joel taking the pie route.

As you sit and eat you decide that it would be a good idea to send an owl to your parents before Maud does, better they hear it from you than her.

A little later after you have satiated your hunger you notice a girl sitting opposite you.

She is lanky with scruffy hair and big brown eyes. Her robes are clearly second hand and, you notice she has her knife and fork in the wrong hand.

“Hey” she says, smiling “I’m Olivia”

>“Is this what passes for Ravenclaws?”
>“Hey, I’m Millicent”
>Ignore
>Other

(it was 30 or less. I apologize for the typo)

>>23195818
"Hi, I'm Millicent..."

Let's roll with the hand we were dealt with. hell, maybe we can get in our sister's good graces now that she's going to be the favorite.

>>23195818
Ignore.

>>23195818

"Hey, I'm Millicent"

We play nice for now, prepare the slavery engine for later.

>>23195818

>Ignore and continue gorging yourself in food, after all you haven't eaten anything all day.

>>23195818
>>“Hey, I’m Millicent”
We can start antagonising people once we've built a sufficient powerbase. Our lot is with these plebeians, at least for the moment.

Rolled 97

>>23195818
Spasm, show her the correct manner to hold her silverware.

>>23195818
"Hey I'm Millicent"
Look at dat lackey material :D also if dad cuts us off we're going to need help like she can provide, mainly how to live without money...

in letter to dad put line about not being sure why you were put into ravenclaw but that there is potentials to make connections amongst a unsuspecting group vs slytherin being full of paranoid fucks.

>>23195818
>“Hey, I’m Millicent”
We must begin gathering allies now, putting together a circle of connections we can use against Maud and her machinations.
Our intellect should let us see that we must make best use of the hand dealt to us.

Rolled 31

>>23195818
hey, im millie

>>23195818
>Ignore
This prole is unworthy of our notice.
Guys, we may be starting down the road to developing basic decency, but we are nowhere NEAR there yet. We're an antisocial cunt, remember?

>>23195851
yes...somehow i feel that this plays to millie's character. but do it subtle style.

>>23195869
this is true that we're antisocial but building a support system facing possible alienation from family support is neccessary. cant be without a few minions, and if money cant buy them maybe cheap cheap words will.

>>23195869
We've read enough books to know how to pass as sociable. The point of the matter though is that right now, we are in very real danger of being cut off from all familial support. We have only 40 galleons, and having a plebian servant who thinks of us as her friend will be very useful.

Hello, I am Millicent. And you are holding your utensils wrong.

Our antisocial self thinks we're being helpful!

>>23195523
OP, are you from yurop, perchance?

>>23195909
I rescind my vote to second this.

Rolled 86

>>23195851
This guy here
Grab her fork hand, switch fork to fork hand, switch knife to knife hand.
awkwardly sit there
blush
Mallicent...

>>23195909
as do i

>>23195818
>May as well speak to her, Ravenclaw, you'll be joining their ranks soon.
"Millicent Fauxly. Hello."

>>23195851

This seems like the best answer.

“Hey, I’m Millicent” you say after contemplating ignoring her. But without the safety net of being a Slytherin and the impending doom of your sister, you think it best to make a few allies (friends?) for the long run of things.

You tell her she has her cutlery crossed.

“Oh no” she says, giving an adorable half smile “I do this on purpose, you see I prefer eating this way because it’s easier for me. That whole manners thing is just a suggestion y’know?”

>“Yeah, I see what you mean”
>“Not really, manners are there so people don’t have to watch sloppy eaters”
>Other

>>23195924
>Inappropriate well-meaning physical contact
>Social awkwardness
>Introductions

Yeah, I'll throw in for this.

>>23195945
>“Not really, manners are there so people don’t have to watch sloppy eaters”
We can't help it, it just sorta slipped out.

>>23195909
>>23195851
Something like this.

We're really being too social right now.

>>23195945
Spasm, change the subject to something else.

>>23195967
>Spasm
Who are we, Mr DeMartino?
Oh god.
inb4 one of our classmates is British magical Daria.

>>23195945
Just stare at her. Try to keep our jaw from hitting the floor. Fail miserably.

"Su-su...suggestions?"

>>23195953
>>23195967
I am torn between these two.

>>23195945
Shrug and keep eating.

>>23195945
>other

Not really, manners aren't just guidelines they help conduct the framework of a meal. I suppose if one absolutely has to forgo manners for the sake of finishing quickly I could understand, but I have never not had time for manners.

> mfw i read it again but dont want to delete it and have wasted my time :/

>>23195945
>Other
"No, manners provide order, predictability, and everything in its proper place."

>>23195977
Gonna go with this one.

>>23195977
I like this one.
>>23195974
Yes, every time something doesn't fit the normal world view

>>23195945

Either "yeah I see what you mean" or change the subject.

We cannot insult people pointlessly.

Only when they have displeasured us.

>>23195989
>MFW annon makes my shitpost better T_T

>>23195993
i get it! so the insults are more effective in demoralizing the target.

>>23195958
But we're antisocial.

WHAT THE FUCK DO WE CARE ABOUT MANNERS?

>>23195989
But say it meekly, not princess like.

>>23196008
NOT TO MEEKLY. our whole world has been shaken by this ravenclaw thing but we still have some decorum.

>>23196006
Exactly. If we're a bitch all the time, people won't take us seriously.

But if we're a bitch when it really hurts, it will really hurt.

>>23196007

This.

Voting we just smile and nod.

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>>23195606
Feel my dark power.

>>23196007
You can be antisocial and still be obsessed with things being in the proper order. People introduce an unnecessary element of chaos to the world. They're unpredictable and hard to control. Social rules, like etiquette, reign that unpredictability in, forcing order from the chaos.

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>>23196027
the more you know!

>>23196051
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB6lgwRD4lo

>>23196048
Why should we care about the manners of some peasant? We'll teach her properly soon enough. Once she's been broken.

>>23196059
>Once she's been broken.
Oh god, by the time we finish up our time at Hogwarts we're gonna be rocking the full 'brains and bondage' thing, aren't we?

>>23196071
You mean magic bondage.
With magic rope.

>>23196088
And magic whips?

You feel your jaw spasm and take a second to recover. “S-suggestions?”

You look over your shoulder more out of venting some internal energy before saying.

"No, manners provide order, predictability, and everything in its proper place."

Olivia laughs and nudges your hand.

“Yeah, I suppose you’re right” she says, leaning closer “I’m wondering why they put me in this house, I’m the last person you’d call smart”

Joel chimes in, speaking with his mouthful “I think she-” he swallows “has a point, she’s thinking outside the box” he pauses for a moment “I like that.”

>“I guess you’re right”
>“I don’t really care enough right now”
>“Whatever”
>Say nothing
>Other

>>23196095
Nah, just normal ones. Don't want to get too weird.

>>23196088
And the loyalty of tons of human puppies.

>>23196059
Because we are due to become a peasant soon enough. We have 40 galleons, and are unlikely to get any more. That means no money for mind control potions.
Unless you want to bend knee to Maud and beg for money.

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>>23196100
>"No, manners provide order, predictability, and everything in its proper place."

LAWFAG ALERT, LAWFAG ALERT
SOMEONE GET /SMTG/

>>23196100
"I guess you're right." Make it seem like we're coming to his way of thinking. Let him like us more. It will be sweeter.

>>23196100
>other
sit there with our mouth open just looking back and forth between the two. realize what we're doing close our mouth and go back to eating.

>>23196058
now im waking up the room mates by singing along lol

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>>23196106
>Millicent Fauxly
>voluntarily submitting to anyone

>>23196100
Social obligations satisfied.
Cease pointless conversation.
Continue increased calorine intake.

>>23196100
>Whatever

>>23196119
I agree with this. Peasants are peasants, they shouldn't be expected to know better, but fuck, they're still stupid.

>>23196100
Remain silent, and wonder to ourselves why these people are... why they ARE.

Oh God, the years ahead...

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>>23196045
Enabling: More dark coruscating power.

>>23196100
>I guess you're right

>>23196100
"I suppose it can have its uses."

>>23196112
We're anti-social, because people can't be controlled, unlike our loyal Tara and Elise.

>>23196119
>now im waking up the room mates by singing along lol
Now you know how I feel. That asshole posted that image, so now I had to dig out my copy of that dvd they released with EVERY song on it.

>>23196135
Antisocial =/= lawfag

>>23196131
Yes, just look at them confusseled.

>>23196100

We should certainly not seem foolish by thinking one manner is the only way of doing things.

>>23196141
We are not concerned with the Law; we are only concerned with how predictable we can make people.

>>23196141
Did you not read his post?
We're antisocial BECAUSE we're obsessed with order, and people are inherently DISorderly. They ruin our precise and perfect world.

>>23196155
And the best way of doing that is to understand why they do things.

>>23196155
>>23196158
I apologize, I'm bringing SMT shit into this.
Carry on, son of man.

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>>23196121
Taste the black energy.

>>23196158
>They ruin our precise and perfect world.
But how do we feel about symmetry?

>>23196158
Millie doesn't really seem like an order-nut to be honest.

>>23196100
Say nothing, even though we are slightly annoyed.

“I guess you’re right” You say.

You don’t feel strongly enough on the matter now to continue with it. Instead you take another bite out of your second chicken leg and wolf down some more juice. You just want to be alone now, being around so many new people, or any people for that matter, is starting to get to you. You’re not acting like yourself.

Roll 1d100 for Perception - 70 or Less.

Rolled 5

>>23196191
ROLLIN'

>>23196180
Fair enough. I'm just trying to find some way to explain us being both snooty and antisocial.

>>23196193
Oh man, I perceived the SHIT out of something.

>>23196180
More that she's expecting everything to fit into her established (noble/pureblood) world views that have been drilled into her brain by her father.

Rolled 94

>>23196191
Rolling

Rolled 57

>>23196191

>>23196193
good job

>>23196203
>>23196193

FORTUNES REVERSE THIS NIGHT.

>>23196199
I SEE YOU GHOST OF HOGWARTS GET YOUR PEEVE'Y ASS OUTAHERE!

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>>23196191

Maybe our luck will be better in this thread!

>>23196193

I can see, to America.

>>23196191
I bet it's our sister.

>>23196228
>America
lol no magical powers for joo.

Over Olivia’s shoulder you can see Maud slinking out of her chair. She’s trying to sneak out!

>Go after her
>Stay where you are
>Other

>>23196259
>Go after her
I smell a snake.

>>23196259
FOLLOW THAT BITCH

>>23196259
SHE BETTER NOT BE TELLING DAD

>>23196259

Go after her with the lightning reflexes we don't have!

>>23196259

>Go after her.

She probably wants to send a card first! Tackle her!

>>23196259
Notify new minion....friends of situation and request help in slowing her down?

>>23196259
>Go after her
Use the excuse that we need to use the restroom.

>>23196291
Unfortunately, we don't have loyal minions yet. Soon. Soon. Once we crack their spirits and addict them to us.

>>23196259
>other
shout
"TROLLL IN THE DUNGEON thought you aut to know."
then faint

She’s going to tell Mum and Dad! You watch her sneak out of the great hall with surprising ease, no one seems to notice or care. Most more interested in their long awaited great hall meal.

You stand, a hand tugging on your robe, it’s Joel.

“Where’re you going?” he says, noticing your own panic.

>“My sister is going to tell my parents!”
>“It doesn’t matter, go away”
>Brush his hand away and say nothing
>other

>>23196323
Brush his hand away and say nothing. We have someone to destroy.

>>23196323
>>Brush his hand away and say nothing

>>23196323

>Brush his hand away and say nothing.

Time talking is wasted time.

>>23196323
>>“It doesn’t matter, go away”
This is family business. No need to involve him.

>>23196323
>“My sister is going to tell my parents!”
"If she gets an owl off before me there will be hell to pay!"

>>23196323
>other
"Lady's room."
Boy has a 20+ Charisma, he's a very useful tool and shouldn't be treated carelessly.

Did 4chan just die for anyone else?

>>23196368
i saw that too.

>>23196368
Yup. From about 0333 to 0340 board time.

>>23196367
+1 this

>>23196367

Seconding this as well

>>23196377
it was as if for 7minutes the whole world called out "damn it internet"

>>23196377

IT LIVES AGAIIIIIINNNNNNNNNN!

>>23196367
+37

Not that he's not going to be suspicious and follow us.

that scured me

>>23196381
The psychic resonance of 4chan failing is actually enough to bring 4chan back online. It has attained a state of perpetual roiling glory.

>>23196397
The day 4chan dies permanently will create a chaos god.

>>23196397
4chan and moot's twitters gained quite a few followers from that outage, heh.

>>23196402
>The day 4chan dies permanently

Don't talk like that.
That'll never happen... right?

>>23196412
It will become the largest mass suicide in history.

>>23196402

Were 4chan ever to fail for an extended period of time, a black hole would literally open up within the internet sucking in persons and commerce from the world over, as a corona of billions of mini-chans popped up everywhere and died in its wake, destroying then remaking the internet into something not before seen.

>>23196424
Something... terrible.

>>23196424
So what you're saying is that when 4chan dies the whole internet will become an ocean of piss?

>>23196427
That implies it is not already.

>>23196427
It will return from wence it came.

>>23196439
OKAY BACK ON TRACK GOOBY PLZ. running after our bitch sister or going to owl aviry to send word to dad before she can. our call!

I can feel a wall of text incoming...

>>23196427

That will boil, as giant spires of salt grow higher then ever before, only to crack under their own weight, falling to slam into the ever recrystallizing semi-solid sea.

Eventually the impacts like meteors will heat the salt into a molten state of fury as a new 4chan is formed.

From the entire corpse of the internet.

At which point humanity will become one being.

>>23196460
NO WE SHALL TASTE OF CHERRY COUCH SYRUP

>>23196460
We Sunny D now

>>23196453
>At which point humanity will become one being.
Will we taste like powdered citrus breakfast drink?

>>23196323
Ladies room OP

>>23196460

Lime. Lime and mint.

And from four quadrants of the earth, the former humanity, now united in the molten fury that 4chan had wrought will burst forth into space.

Blossoming eternal threads between the stars.

Huh another quest were we are the little girl. How original /tg/.

>>23196501
I believe we managed to roll our way into this one.

>>23196501
Read the first thread, the dice decided that.

>>23196507

The dice deciding something.

How original /tg/.

Hehe.

>>23196514
trolololo

Did OP die?

>>23196520
4chin did for a bit maybe it was OP that caused it?

>>23196507
So why do the dice keep making you a depraved little girl /tg/? Want to talk about it?

>>23196540
>>23196520

RISE OP! RISE!

>>23196520
>>23196557
we give op 20min?

>>23196520

Probably went to get breakfast when 4chan exploded.

>>23196562
Young man, this is 4chan. You can put it on auto and do whatever the fuck you want!

>>23196562
It's 3 in the goddamn morning over here, fuck.

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>>23196571
Oh i know old timer, im cleaning my hovel at the moment, I was thinking 20min then someone might take over for a little bit maybe?

>>23196581
hey timezone buddy

RISE OP! RISE NOW!

>>23196700
the time has come to decide mentlegen. are there enough of us in attendence to warrant a interm temp op to cover us in our time of need or should we table this thread till next we meet?

>>23196726
aka sound off if you're still kicking.

>>23196733
Fuck this, I'm going to bed.

>>23196733
'sup?

>>23196745
looks like it's just you and me. retire till tomorro annon?

>>23196757
ARCHIVED.

Back. Am I too late. 4chan offline mode may have killed this session.

>>23196881
YOU ARE NOT TO LATE NEVER TO LATE

>>23196881
I'm still here.

Going to wait for 5-10 minutes for other anon to jump in.

>>23196881

Of course not. This is /tg/, there's always someone here.

Probably.

>>23196916

RISE! RISE! RISERISERISERISERISERISE!

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bump everyone get in here

Thoughts on the quest so far?

>>23196951
i think you are doing a good job as DM but i dont like the route everyone else wants to take millie.

>>23196951

I like it. Can't wait for the imminent shitstorm Dad's going to stir up. He might even demand the destruction of the hat for making a wrong decision.

>>23196958

Also this.

>>23196959
>demand the destruction of the hat for making a wrong decision.

hahah please let this happen

>>23196958
I understand what you mean. I have tried to set a difference between what she says and what she thinks for both sides of the userbase, However from now on I'm going to post a sort of "character get-to-know" at the start of each thread.

>>23196979
that would be swell. I want to see this turn in to something great and not end up with her Voldemorting the whole school.
...did you know Voldemort is in chromes spell checker?

>>23196951
It's quite well written!

You a cutie OP.

>>23196958

Hay! Sod you! Everyone wants to be a goodie hero! We need some excitement! Some hallucinogenic venom!

>>23196999
Aw shucks. When I have time I'm going to write the quest into a flowing story for good times sake.

Quest starting in ETA five minutes!

>>23197011
hey just to let you know that im watching

>>23196979
I am having lots of fun OP, was looking forward to it all day today. I think it would be good if we clarified what the antisocial trait means. Like is it meant to be more of a spagetthi thing? Or is it more of a lack of empathy?

>>23197009
it makes for a better story if we are from this dark background and have all these edgy powers but are not blatantly evil.

>>23197024
1. Antisocial

Antisocial – The child simply has a hatred of everyone and everything around them, driving
them to isolation and performing cruel acts with frightening ease. You gain an extra Degree
of Failure on rolls involving compassion and empathy. You gain a +5 to your Intimidate and
Con skill ratings.

>>23197028
We're not "evil", we make sure our slaves get tons of pleasure in serving us. They love us, and adore our instructions.

>>23197034
i see nothing about taking slaves in the character creation page

>>23197030
Yeah, I have read this. But I dont feel like a strong hatred for people has been. communicated via millie's actions . She seems somewhat disdainful and a little socially inept but not outright. hateful.

You brush his hand away.

“What the hell-”

You don’t hear the rest of what he says as you follow your sister out of the hall, praying you won’t be noticed by one of the teachers.

In the outside entranceway you feel a rush of crisp night air hit you. You wrap the robe Dad gave you…noticing it has no turned black with a blue hem.

Where did your sister get to?

Roll 1d100. 75 or less wins.

Rolled 37

>>23197074

>>23197070
because no one read the damn creation thread and have been ignoring the traits we rolled

Rolled 57

>>23197074
Dice!

Rolled 78

>>23197074

Let's do this!

Rolled 69

>>23197074

>>23197084
And when some of us DO attempt to choose options true to that, the metagaming fucks choose the options that'll ingratiate us to people when we really shouldn't give a FUCK what they think.

From the torchlight you see her shadow slink down a wall mixed with the rapid pace of her hurried footsteps. You make chase, making a mental not to remember how to get back to the great hall.

Several expansive hallways later you manage to see Maud ascend a small flight of stairs into an office…definitely not the owlery.

>Follow her inside
>Wait to see what happens
>Go back to the great hall
>Other

>>23197098
We care what they think. Only we we can get closer in and manipulate them better.

Rolled 39

>>23197112

>Wait to see what happens.

>>23197115
this is the guy thats fucking us up

>>23197112

Stay close enough to listen.

Check for markings of what kind of office it is.

If we hear her move further away, peek around the corner.

>>23197112
>other
get closer but stay hidden

Rolled 66

>>23197112
Get to the door and listen through the keyhole.

>>23197126

Bro, there's not just one guy who doesn't feel like ANOTHER fucking white knight story.

>>23197115
That's not disdain or dislike. At all. It's you metagaming. Stop that.

>>23197144
>intense disdain for other people
>"white knight"
Yeah okay sure.

>>23197147
We certainly dislike them. But we have a fucking 18 int. We know when to play along to get what we want.

>>23197151

But it's like he's complaining about that manipulative bitch suggestions.

And those are fun!

(New way of rolling - roll 2d10 - one for the tens digit and the other for the ones)

Roll 2d10 for Stealth - 45 or less wins

>>23197144
>implying i want a white knight story
>implying a black knight story is better
dude learn to balance your roleplay

Rolled 2, 3 = 5

>>23197184
...okay?

Rolled 8, 10 = 18

>>23197184

We stealthy now!

Rolled 6, 4 = 10

>>23197184

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>>23197154
OP's using the Harry Potter RPG that was developed here on /tg/. 18 isn't that high. Stats are 2d10+5, we're only three points above dead average. It's not D&D. Have you even read the PDF?
>>23197164
And they don't make sense for a character who's supposed to be shitty at dealing with people.

>>23197184
>2d10
>45 or less

Why bother rolling?

>>23197220
He's using it like a "manual" d%. One of the dice is tens, the other is ones. He said that.

>>23197164
they are not fun because they break character

>>23197217
Dude, as one of our highest stats, and good enough to get us into Ravenclaw presumably, we can safely say we're clever enough.

>>23197184
New rolling ways a little straynge!

>>23197192
You approach the office door without being noticed, the moving portraits on the wall paying you little attention. You peek your eye from the keyhole to see…Maud sucking face with a Hufflepuff boy in her year. She has her arms round his neck as they hold each other close, it’s pretty gross.

“I missed you…” says the Hufflepuff.

>Open door “aha!”
>Keep watching
>Go back to the great hall
>Other

>>23197240
Keep watching! And memorize his face.

>>23197217
>Implies sociopaths aren't excellent manipulators.

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>>23197240
Indecent!

>>23197240

Eeeenteresting. Watch em.

Rolled 1, 10 = 11

>>23197240

You don't want to see sexytimes starring your sister so you go back to the great hall for some food.

>>23197225
Yeah I just read that, sorry.

What happens if you roll 10 the first die? the second is redundant?

>>23197240
HUFFLEPUFF.

FUCKING DISGUSTING.

>>23197240
>>Keep watching
Yes! Blackmail material.

>>23197240
Watch and wait. The parents would NOT approve, we can use it as blackmail to keep her in line.

>>23197270

I guess 10s count as 0

so if it is 10+5 it would be 05.

>>23197233
we rolled in to ravenclaw. In case you didn't know this the sorting hat will send you where ever you want to go if you ask.

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>>23197240
>Keep watching
We can find her later, let her know we saw her, and that we're holding onto that information as a nuclear option if she decides to fuck with us. We need to be able to recognize the boy though, if we really want to use it against her.

>>23197247
This.

So we can later use the "I will tell daddy" or "I will tell everyone" against her.

>>23197289
Bueno.

>>23197240

Can we use a spell to record this somehow?

>>23197295
That is a note, do we know any actual magic?

>>23197240
>Go back to the great hall
we need to get back to fur elise

>>23197279
That makes prevver sense, I'm ashamed I didn't think of that.

Anyway, back to watching our sister fuck a plebeian.

>>23197299
we are a first year so no

>>23197304
>implying a 15 year old hufflepuff could get an erection

>>23197307

But from a slitherin house! If any house would teach spells like that early it's ours!

>>23197316
I'm pretty sure they produce via spores.

>>23197316

That's what he said "sister fuck a plebeian". She probably will get a strap on and dominate the puny hufflepuff.

>>23197320
we just bought our wand this morning tho...

>>23197307
Well, a first year from a pureblood family of complete dicks.

SOOOOO!

>>23197335
And if she doesn't, we will find her unworthy, own her, and destroy his prostate ourselves.

>>23197316
>implying Cedric Digory wasn't the Wizarding World's equivalent of John C "Johnny Wadd" Holmes

>>23197316

Young man, puberty happens.

He is a Hufflepuff, though.

>>23197316
>>23197325
>>23197335
Guys.... What if the Hufflepuff boy is actually a masculine girl?

Things would get even more interdasting.

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>>23197360
But that's even MORE forbidden love!

You keep watching to see what other dirt you can get on your sister. There’s no way she’s going to tell your parents once she knows you have this over her.

The Hufflepuff boy looks like a bit of a dolt. Big and stocky he’s clearly spent a lot of time working out, you have to admit he’s pretty good looking for a Hufflepuff.

You hear a calm voice behind you. You suddenly feel colder than before.

“What are you doing?” it asks.

You turn on your heels to see a dark-skinned boy of fifteen years of age looking at you with his arms crossed. He’s wearing a Hufflepuff uniform. And what’s more…he’s a ghost.

He has made no effort to lower his voice. Maud may have heard.

>(lie) “Looking for the bathroom”
>“Spying on my sister”
>Run
>other

>>23197364

That's why we MUST record it! There has to be some device we could use!!

>>23197369
>>Run
Oh SHIT.

>>23197360
>Things would get even more interdasting.
There are neither girls nor boys in Hufflepuff. As soon as one enters that house, their genetalia assumes a perpetual state of 'meh'.

>>23197369
>“Spying on my sister”
Stupid Hufflepuff ghost, go and bother somebody else.

>>23197369

"I heard noises. And you're a ghost." Begin running.

>>23197369
>ghost niggers
RUN RUN NOPE NOPE NOPE

>>23197380
>their genetalia assumes a perpetual state of 'meh'.
see >>23197348

>>23197382
This, but whisper it. And run really fast!

>>23197369
"N-nothing..."

Then run to the great hall.

>>23197369

My sister wasn't looking well, so I wanted to make sure she was alright. *walk in* What a relief! *look at sister* I don't know what I would have done if I would have had to tell father that you were ill.

>>23197382
I like this "I heard noises" fib! Cause it's true, not a lie, and quite a reasonable reason we'd be there.

>>23197369

Run bitch ruuun!

>>23197407
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znC1PGMfiQ8

>>23197401
I like this one

>>23197401
Roll 2d10 - Con. 25 or Less wins.

>>23197401
this exactly this

Rolled 8, 8 = 16

>>23197446

>>23197446

But! But! What about the running?!

>>23197446
aw come on why are we doing this one?

Rolled 5, 3 = 8

>>23197446

rollan

Rolled 5, 1 = 6

>>23197446
Not what I wanted, but here we go!

>>23197446
I think just running had the most votes op

>>23197463
Yeah, what gives! We had lots of terrified running goin.

>>23197451
Failed Role. You may use a Fate Point to roll again or suffer the consequences.

>>23197471

OOOOOOPPPP WE WANTED TO RUNNNNNN!

>>23197463

I don't know, but it does seem to fit what her personality is supposed to be best

Rolled 8, 9 = 17

>>23197471

Fate point roll.

>>23197471
25 or less wins? im guessing it's the +16 to our con stat thats causing this?

>>23197490
>>23197471

NO!

IT IS NOT WORTH IT

>>23197483
how does putting yourself in an awkward social situation fit with someone who hates being around people

>>23197471
Suffer the consequences.

>>23197490
Nonononono. We decline fate point, we decline going in there, we fucking run.

To be fair with you I felt that the anon who made that post made more of an effort that "oh shit run!"

I understand that it's thought for not giving enough options.