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First twenty threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blatant%20Fetish%20Quest
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/23072794/

Previously on Blatant Fetish Quest, our protagonist, Max Power, learned that 'he' was actually a female with male genitalia, as a result of having a deadbeat incubus as a father. Three years later, Max, now extremely fit and a martial arts hobbyist, boards a plane for Romania to enroll at the prestigious Scholomance, a school for magic. You befriended a fellow student, Liz, on the plane, and decided to stay with her in Paris for an extended layover. On arriving in Romania, you learned that the Scholomance is extremely deadly and that only half of each class proceeds to the next grade each year.

You joined the Lotus prestige society, befriended Dane, a fourth-circle Lotus, and Lin, a prospective Lotus in your same year. Upon arriving at the Scholomance, a city-sized school hidden in a cave that's bigger on the inside, you started exploring the place. You explored a tower that seemed perfect for your own sanctum, then found an incubus who's probably your father chained up in the basement. Actions you allowed your father to take led to zealots murdering three students, you acquired dryad seeds from one of the corpses, and got acquainted with Lotus.

You just completed an emotionally and physically harrowing ordeal with a vampire lord.

Liz is asleep in your arms.

What do you do?
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>>23199993
Snap neck.
Practice alchemy with Lin and dad.
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>>23199993
Let Liz sleep in our arms. Don't move or wake her right now. Meditate.

Focus on what we just went through, our Soul, and maybe Alchemy as well.
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>>23199993

stroke her hair for a bit, then tuck her in nice and comfy and go watch the surroundings from the top of the tower.

we'll have to keep tabs on the ornate building and, the vampire shit said he had a lot of thrall and they will be coming to their senses eventually.
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Think about ourself and what just happened. Maybe try to peek into Lizzie's mind to see if we might unknowingly mind control her. Definitely talk about with our father later.
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>>23199993

what time is it ?
if morning wake her up

if night sleep

if afternoon tuck her in and hack that heart into mulch, also tell dad that if when he goes to mind wipe the former thralls, if he found a blond or a redhead that would be nice to bring back
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I lament that it's 4am and that I need to sleep soon.

Spooning and stroking her hair would be nice.
If we can't sleep focus on meditating.
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>>23200084
It is afternoon. All of this took place in just the few hours after a late breakfast.
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I think we should help dad with the clean up of the former thralls. Good learning opportunity.
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>>23200056
actually that seams like a dam good idea

switching my vote to this
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>>23200056
>>23200142
agreeing we need to stick with her but that doesn't mean we cant be productive about it
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>>23200084
If he can look into their heads and see wether they would be potential enemies that would be very useful.
Mindbreak all the potential dextra's and nemesis members, bring them back to the tower.
We'll have so much sex energy we will never need to sleep or eat again. Think of how much stronger we could become.
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>>23200180
>Think of all the heat we would draw
it doesn't sounds like a good idea
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You lean back, still holding her close, and decide to meditate. This whole experience has left you with questions about yourself and in need of serious introspection. You need to see that your soul, metaphorically speaking, is still in order.

Roll Soul. I'll take the highest of the first three rolls.
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>>23200056
Sounds okay to me.
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Rolled 90

>>23200212
Rolling
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Rolled 92

>>23200212
we got the heart we got the power
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Rolled 90

>>23200212 _
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>>23200217
>>23200219
>>23200222
We Buddha now
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>>23200217
>>23200219
>>23200222
bam!
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>>23200222
>>23200219
>>23200217
Holy hell, guys. Well played.
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>>23200217
>>23200219
>>23200222
Genuflect
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Rolled 37

>>23200217
>>23200219
>>23200222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf_qfX9cKsQ
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>>23199993
We should have an abundance of vampire blood lying around. water one of the Dryad seeds with it and start making dryads.
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>>23199993
There goes my plan to study tonight.

Hello perverts!
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>>23200202
We wouldn't draw any heat, the thralls are already vanished. This is our best opportunity to get more energy sources without causing a stink.
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>>23200217
>>23200219
>>23200222
You come to terms with a lot of the things that had just happened. About who you are. You reflect on a lot more than just the situation with the vampire lord. You consider your father, your ancestry, what happened to Breakfast, Dextra Domini, paranoia, your relationships. You don't necessarily change your mind about anything or come to any startling realizations, but you accept a lot more of it for what it is.

Liz has shifted in her sleep, so now she's curled up in your lap, her head resting on your breast and her arms wrapped around your arm. You can feel her breathing softly on your skin. She's warm and soft.

It's late afternoon now.

What do you do?
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>>23200290
Check on dad.
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>>23200290
tenderly kiss her awake
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>>23200290
Go ask dad about hunting down the remaining thralls, what they might know, etc.
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>>23200290
Level up! Soul 4! Yay!
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>>23200304
this
tell her we are going to go clean the place up

>>23200297
this and mulch the heart plant the seed and feed it see if we can get some rags to adsorb the blood and use that in the dirt to help fertilize wast not want not
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>>23200228
Zen as fuck after raping our lover
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>>23200332
Arguably better than after having an existential crisis after learning death exists.
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>>23200325
I still don't think a vampire dryad is a good idea. it might sound fun but it just comes across really risky.
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>>23200313
!!!
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>>23200313
Sounds good to me. We have enough enchantment to help out dad to help with the job and level up in the process
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>>23200290
Try to wake her, she needs to eat after being drained.
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Let's just ask dad what mythic creatures he could acquire easily.
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>>23200388
lets look it up in the book then wake liz up ad grab the book and find out what will happen ok
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>>23200290
Dryad gardening?
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Do not wake her up you inconsiderate cunts. She's mentally, phisically, and spiritually drained. Let's talk to our dad about the thrall menace.
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>>23200388
It would certainly be risky. We'd need to ensure that we had a surefire way of controlling her. And if worst comes to worst, well... we've got other seeds. And fire.

>>23200453
This. She needs to rest.
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>>23200290
It's fucking thrall season!
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>>23200290
Let's tuck Liz in, and head downstairs.

In a less-immediate sense, we should probably check the bodies of those two thralls we killed. Also, we should at some point check the building the Vampire Lord was apparently operating out of.
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You give her little kisses on her forehead, nose, and lips until she ways up. "Mmmmm... Mistress?" she says, curling even more into you and yawning. She hugs you a little tighter. "Do you need something?"

"I'm going to go talk to my dad about dealing with the vampire heart and the thralls," you say, squeezing her back. "You should get something to eat. I really took a lot out of you before."

"Mmmmm," she moans, burying her face in your chest. "But you're so warm and comfortable...."

"We still have things that need doing. You can go back to sleep again after you eat if you want."

Liz makes a displeased sound, then slowly crawls out of bed. She's slouched and yawning. Goosebumps cover her body as she goes from the warm bed to the comparatively cold air. You stand up as well, and she hits you with a hard hug, squeezing you tight. She holds on for a minute or two before letting go.

"Come back when you're done," she says. It's more a request than a command. "I don't want to be alone right now."

Then she starts climbing to the kitchen. You climb up to the inbound portal, which your dad has apparently been mopping up with old clothes from the boxes downstairs. The heart is still sitting in the center of the circle.

"Hey, Max," your dad says when you walk in. "Want to give me a hand with this?"

What do you do?
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>>23200472
yea give dad its location at least

then us and maybe lin can go raid it for supplies
also a redhead thrall maybe a blond
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>>23200490
did we ever ask about the door where we first met the vampire lord?
was i the only one who thought it might be important?
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>>23200487
We fucked up bad, and now we need to start taking this place, and our potential enemies seriously.

First order of business should be dealing with the heart, and then rounding up all these thralls and eliminating any who might be a threat in the future.
We don't know what they know beyond the fact that someone eliminated a vampire lord in this area, which is still more than we want anyone to know. Worst case scenario they may have had some kind of psychic link with their master.

Regardless of all of that, some of them are going to be threats to us, and this is the perfect time to neutralise them while they're weak.

Or do we want Liz to die next time danger comes knocking?
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>>23200487
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTN7Mhv59KA
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>>23200513
read the conversation before responding....
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>>23200487
"Hand with what? You have an idea of what to do with that... Thing?"

Also, we should recover the ram those two were using. Might come in handy, and at the very least we shouldn't leave a doorbusting tool right outside our door.
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>>23200487
sure thing pops,

so I think we found some good fertilizer for one of those seeds I wounder what vampire blood and mulched heart will do?

hey when you go out for the thralls if you find a cutie redhead or something ....

o ya (tell him wear er encountered it the big doors probable its lair we should raid it soon who knows what goodies they collected over the years

>>23200520
next time we set up a curtain around the circle to prevent such a big mess.
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We should check whether we are enthralling liz and Lin.
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>>23200487
Sure, lets mulch it in one of the garden plots.

Also when you go out to deal with the thralls you might want to pick up lunch and supper as well if you know what I mean, perhaps a redhead?
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>>23200487
Help dad, discuss new potential hidey spot. Also ask about breakfast.
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>>23200555
Dad said we can't do that unless we are trying.
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>>23200487
ill give you two (grab some rags and get to work)

chat with him as we go
>>23200559
this
>>23200544
>>Curtain around the circle to prevent such a big mess.
fucking inspired also good points on everything else
>>23200540
>>Also, we should recover the ram those two were using. Might come in handy, and at the very least we shouldn't leave a doorbusting tool right outside our door.
good point
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>>23200487
Retrieve the stuff at our front door first, deal with the heart later
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>>23200562
yeah, we should check up on her as well, Liz and us scared her earlier and she's a good pet who didn't deserve that.
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>>23200516
That's why we mindwipe them of relevent info. And we shouldn't pick an open fight with the dextra guys. Let other people start killing them off before we get involved again.
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>>23200694
Why would we mindwipe them and allow them to continue to be a danger to us? Killing or mindbreaking them ensures our longterm safety.
The nature of this place means that anyone who isn't our ally is going to be our enemy at some point, so we sort them out now safely or wait until they become a genuine danger.
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You grab some rag and start mopping up the blood too. "Maybe we should get, like, a shower curtain or something to go around the circle," you say while scrubbing. "Not all the time, just when things are going to get messy."

"That's... Actually that's an inspired idea, Max. I completely agree. What do you want to do with the heart? I know you're looking for things to mulch your dryads seeds with, but it could also be useful as a trade good. Or you could put it on a spike and leave it to rot out of spite - it's your call."

"I was leaning towards using it as mulch," you admit. "But those other options sound tempting too. How easy would it be for you to get other mulch materials?"

"Depends on the rarity and whether the mulching target can be found in the Scholomance at all," your dad says, sighing. "I would probably need to go to Arabia to buy or steal phoenix ash, for example. Things that live underground, though, can usually be found in the Scholomance with a few days or weeks of hunting."

What do you do?
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>>23200731
Because mindwiping them erases the memory of our hideout, killing and mindbreaking is overkill in this situation, it's also going to be taken care of by dad tonight.

Besides if they're thralls, then they sure aren't students anymore, this is the start of the new year, most of the thralls will be from the previous school year and will have already failed out.
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>>23200760
Gift for the Librarian. "Will you be my Valentine?"
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>>23200760
I'd rather not use the heart for the dryad seeds, they might start viewing people as food and that could get both messy and dangerous.
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>>23200731
Because I'm willing to bet they've all failed out. Making them not a rival. Our only inherent enemies are those in our class and those ideologically opposed to our existence.
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>>23200777
Hahaha, oh yes, this. Hilarious.
Actually, maybe we should use that line on Liz first, She might want to see the heart to know for certain that the lord is dead and can't hurt her again.
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>>23200731
Kill males, enslave females.
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>>23200760
"A trade good sounds useful, but what effect do you think Vampire mulch would have? Your guess is better than mine and it might be more useful to be traded."
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Definitely mulch the heart.
Ask him about hunting down the thralls.
Make sure liz won't have any lasting side effects from her minor thralldom
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>>23200813
Some females. Just the prettiest ones. We only have so much space.
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>>23200839
We'll have to fix that some time. Are any of the buildings around here worth expanding into?
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>>23200839
Enslave all, keep the pretiest. Mindbreak rest and send them to spy on firsties.
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>>23200819
>>23200821
I'm thinking vampire mulch will get similar effects as Incubus cum, but not as good or easy to work with. If we used both for the same plot though, we could have one hell of a Enchanter.
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>>23200760
"spite is counter productive at this point "
mulch it
we got 3 other seeds save one for our and dads seaman
and liz can figure out what to do with the last

>>23200790
but I want redhead we can call her supper and that way more energy for all hell don't break the mind to hard and she can help clean better why wast a perfectly good body?
>>23200813
even just one fuck don't kill unless needed if there alive dont know wear we are there a non issue

I can't see trading the heart we don't know of any one who would want it


also tell hm about the doors when we found the vamp
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Guys. GUYS. No more cock slaves.

Do what dad said: Find thralls, mind-wipe their knowledge of the Sanctum, send them on their way. They suffered enough and are no threat to us.

Except if it's a high-circle Dextra member. Then have a Lunch.
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Mind break all of the thralls. Send the males and the ugly females to zerg-rush the dextra base
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Voting against using vampire whatever for our dryads. Nothing useful can come out of it, only negative. And we know how is this quest ran.
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>>23200859
I was thinking about expanding earlier and I realized that it'd be no harder to just add subterranean levels as opposed to expanding to nearby buildings, and that'd have the added benefit of not creating an obviously over sized fortress at the level anyone would be traveling around on.
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>>23200883
>putting our base and lives at rick for a retarded prank.
Do you even think
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Guys, Max was questioning her dad about taking breakfast just a few days ago, he's not gonna suddenly think slavery is such a great idea, especially if the people are rather harmless to us.
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>>23200802
This has my vote
>>23200896
And this too. Even if it results with just a dryad with an high enchantment score it wouldn't be much useful
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>>23200880
Agreed sans the last one
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>>23200760

we don't know for sure what the heart would do to our precious dryad seeds, i say we look into what would happen and also how much this heart is worth in trade.

compare the two and then decide.
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We should look it up in the dryad book before attempting to use the heart, perhaps a someone has done it previously.
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>>23200934
>compare the two
Valentine joke > everything else.
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>>23200880
>>23200931
Why no more Cock-slaves? I don't understand, look how useful Breakfast is.

More girls to train means more power and an easier time protecting ourselves and our family.
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>>23200963
Train = Drain
Damn autocorrect.
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"What sort of effect do you think the heart might have on a dryad?" you ask. "I mean, just in terms of speculation."

"I don't know, Max," he says honestly. "Maybe make them better at enchantment? Sensitive to sunlight and tolerant to darkness, maybe? They could be carnivorous blood-drinkers for all I know."

"I'm going to go see if I can find anything out about it," you tell your dad, then climb to the sitting room where Liz left her book. You start flipping through it, trying to piece together what kind of effect a vampire heart might have on a dryad sprout.

Roll Mind. I'll take the first three results.
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>>23200902
> it'd be no harder to just add subterranean levels
>building underground in a ruined city
>underground is likely already stuffed with crumbling dungeons and half-collapsed sewers.

Not a good idea.
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>>23200963
No, it means more mouths to feed and less room in our hiding place. Fuck Breakfast is functionally retarded, she's detracting from our ability to protect ourselves and our family, and so will more retarded cock slaves.
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>>23200963
More cock-slaves =More mess, more caring for them, more danger, less control over them

This isn't Cock-Slave Tycoon Quest.
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Rolled 77

>>23200974
here is for low light super plant woman
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Rolled 3

rollin
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Rolled 55

>>23200974
Mind!
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Rolled 93

>>23200974
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>>23200760
We could try to trade the heart for something we actually want to fertilize the dryads with, like a phoenix feather.
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>>23200963
1. We have limited space. We already have five people living in thirteen rooms and are going to have three dryads soon.
2. We don't drain Breakfast fast enough to need more yet.
3. Each additional individual increases our chance of exposure.
4. Each additional individual is someone new we have to protect.
5. Fuck you.
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Rolled 62

>>23200974
Today's the day
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Rolled 62

>>23200974
Rollin' dem bones
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I'd prefer not to use our cum on a driad. Imd prefer a dragon, griffon and phoenix, presonally, but I'd be fine with only getting one or two of my ideas
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>>23200985
I think we all just want one if there happens to be a really hot red head or a dextra
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>>23201004
>griffon
I can understand the other two, but I cannot for the life of me understand why you would want something so pointless and boring.
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>>23200995
Some day we'll have a four-dice pool.
And the fifth roll will be a crit
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>>23200982
Food is much easier to gather than energy to feed ourselves and our dad, one trumps the other.
And how is breakfast detracting from our ability to protect the tower? As far as i'm aware she is not able to leave.
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>>23201004
I agree so far as using ONLY cum on one of them would be boring. We can just add a little to one of them for the dick.
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>>23201009
I don't want one. I'm also not the guy you were talking to.
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>>23201014
At least we still succeeded.
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>>23200987
Blind, albino plant woman with preference to darkness, dangerous allure and tendency to sadism. Also hisses.
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Rolled 1

>>23201031
But he also counted the 5.
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>>23201042
We're on to you. Take your tricks elsewhere.
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>>23200982
>>23200985
Breakfast was acknowledged as having gone too far by dad even when he did it, this time he can take his time and do it right, leaving them more capable than cleaning and sex.

Someone's going to have to take care of whatever animals we end up keeping after all, and that extra energy boost from having sex with them would help out a lot in the case we needed to mount a defense.
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>>23201023
I'd go with cum an phoenix
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>>23201036
fuck you now I have a boner
so many of my kinks in one girl
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Rolled 40

>>23201015
She's another person that we have to take care of because she cant take care of herself. Besides if were going to have mindslaves, they should at least be monsters, they will actually be useful in a combat situation.
see>>23200985
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>>23201090
I thought breakfast could take care of herself and do some chores now?
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>>23201090
get good enough at living alchemy and we could make monsters with pusses and tentacle dicks

we can start making there minds now though
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>>23201013
Because its mythic and probably easy to acquire. That said, if we could find some sort of lightning monster I would be interested
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>>23200987
From what you can piece together, the dryad would likely be sensitive to bright sunlight, thriving in shade and indoors. It would probably be able to go carnivorous for extra nutrients, something most dryads can't do, and might have a small talent when it comes to mental magic. Aside from that, you're not sure what all the effects would be.

Your dad walks in with the vampire heart in a plastic bag. "I'm going to go stick this in the fridge. Try to decide what to do with it before it goes bad - organs go a lot faster than normal meat. Also, you should probably talk to Breakfast. Last I checked, she was hiding in one of the cells in the basement," he says before climbing down to put the heart away.

What do you do?
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>>23201119
Go give breakfast a hug and comfort her, bring her to bed with you and Liz and hold them both tightly afterwards,
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Rolled 15

>>23201119
We go find breakffast and bring her up to Liz, show her that Liz is okay.
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Oh snap, what's wrong with Breakfast?
Let's go make sure she's not going psychotic or anything
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>>23201135
Liz scared her while she was a thrall.
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>>23201135
She watched us rape Liz.
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>>23201119
this is perfect for what we want to do absolute perfect

yea go check on breakfast check her mind >>23201130
this too
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>>23201085
Mah Nigga!!

>>23201135
Probably got scared when she saw Liz enthralled.

>>23201119
Vote for group cuddle in bed with Liz and Breakfast.
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>>23201119
Find Breakfast, talk to her, comfort her.

Do not use vampire stuff for dryad seeds.

Give the heart as a bribe to the Librarian.

Do not make more cock-slaves, we're gona have three(!) mutated dryads soon to take care of everything and they won't be retarded.
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>>23201135
>mexican catholic
>scared of vampires

nothing new here
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>>23201135
She's scared, that's what's wrong. Let's head down and check on her, probably try to comfort her. The matter of the vampire heart can wait for a day or so, we can discuss it with Liz before deciding.
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>>23201119
We must retrieve the ram and thralls' bodies. We don't need anyone to know this tower is inhabited
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>>23201178
Tell dad to grab them if he hasn't already.
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>>23201119

find breakfast, take her to Liz and comfort them both.

how much light is there in the cave/tower?

we'll need a decent source of light for our plants
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Rolled 21

>>23201119
What would happen if we ate the heart?
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>>23201178
Have dad do it, we have a pet and love to comfort (or two pets depending on how you look at it).
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>>23201166
>Give the heart as a bribe to the Librarian.
Dont just give it away, but trade it for a nonperishable dryad component of equal value.
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>>23201195
We would eat a heart.
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Weren't we supposed to punch our dad for telling us not to kill the Vampire lord? Do it now.
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>>23201190
If I remember right, most of the tower is dimly lit with the brass designs on the walls, but our dad is setting up bright lighting down in the basement for the garden.
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>>23201190
Dad made magic lights for the farm plots
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>>23201218
He told us not to kill him because the thralls would immediately rush us. Leaving him alive gave us time to run
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>>23201197
>equal value
>pic related

Though I'd much rather the light sensitive, potentially carnivorous plant women.
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>>23201197
This is what we need to do, a preference for dark areas is not good for a creature that is aiming to help us grow our garden.
Maybe something that could give the Dryad stoneskin or succubus milk.

>>23201243
Are we gonna gamble on it?
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>>23201119
SO using the heart hell cut up the rags we soaked the blood up in and use that to make an cover so stop weed growth after planting the seed

go check on breakfast take her up to liz and show her she is ok then cuddle
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>>23201243
I'm all for it myself, but if people really have that big of an issue with a plantgirl who loves to bite a bit mid-coitus, then we should at least get SOMETHING out of the heart instead of just giving it away in the vague hopes we can barter that goodwill at a later date.
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>>23201243

I'd rather a plant that's on fire and is reborn after she dies.

Or a plant that turns into a wereplantwolf

If we acquire something from a succubus would it be a plant with a "human" vagina?
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>>23201243
yes this so much my boner is harder then a diamond double for one that calls um mommy

>>23201279
good gardening tips man

also snuggle puddle with the girls
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>>23201269
>>23201302
Lay off the succubus milk comments, man. We get it already.
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>>23201302
You mean a dryad that can't be killed. So we never have to deal with this terrible trauma ever again ever.
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>>23201326
I needed to make it at least once before I pass out, have a good night guys,
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>>23201326
Hey guy, I'm not him buddy.
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>>23201119
My vote's for trading it, no desire to accidentally a vampiric dryad, the known benefits are good, I just don't like the risk.

Still voting on breast milk myself.with holstauros/minotaur blood as the mulch
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>>23201353
Now this is a man aiming for some giant cupts.
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>>23201353
You're missing the subtle hint about phoenix ash.
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>>23201302
>would it be a plant with a "human" vagina?
>trying to make an exotic creature have a normal human vagina
Way to defeat half the point of xenophilia and make a really boring dryad, dingus.
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>>23201331
>>23201302
Better idea. Regenerating, ressurecting plant woman to satisfy curious urge for snuff sex.

Also, we might as well go with one without a human like vagina. The alien feel of botanical vag is half the fun.
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>>23201366
Not just giant cups, but also fresh milk straight from the tap to go with our cereal
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>>23201378
And they wouldn't get burned to death ever again ever. We must protect the mini leaftits so that they do not go the way of their mother
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You climb down after your dad. "Hey, could you go out front and bring in the thrall corpses and battering ram?" you ask as you climb past him while he puts away the heart.

"Sure thing."

You finish climbing all the way down to the basement. You hear mewling little sobs and walk down the row of cells until you find Breakfast in one of them. She's sitting with her arms wrapped around her knees, sniffing and crying.

"Hey, Breakfast," you say carefully, trying not to surprise her. "What's the matter?"

She looks up at you. She looks afraid. She shuffles away from you across the floor and covers her crotch with both of her hands. "You hurt Liz!" she declares nervously.

"Do you want to go see Liz?" you ask her. She thinks about it for a few moments, then nods. You lead her out and she follows you up the ladder until you get to the bedroom, where Liz is tucked back in to bed and sleeping. Breakfast looks up at you, then walks over to the bed and crawls up onto it. She paws gently at Liz's face until she wakes up.

"Max hurt you," she declares, cautiously. She looks like she's about to cry.

Liz pulls her down into a hug. "She was helping me," she says, stroking Breakfast's hair. "I was confused and dangerous. She needed to get my calmed down so I wouldn't hurt anyone."

"You said no," says Breakfast. She's actually crying now. "You said no!"

"Mistress knew best," says Liz, pulling her tighter and stroking her back. Breakfast cries more.

What do you do now?
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>>23201370
We got 3, we might as well make one for the bbw fetishists.
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>>23201389
>Milk
Probably more likely to get orange juice.
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>>23201405
Mmmmm, big, juicy tits. Maybe even ones that make honey...
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>>23201405
You say that like it isn't a brilliant plan.
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>>23201423
you ever tried OJ on cereal?
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>>23201302
>wanting a human vagina
>not wanting the feel of smooth yet strangely clingy petals tugging at our dick
>doesn't want to feel the slippery dry slickness of the pollen covered stamen shoved in his ass
>not wanting tentacle vines

Shit taste.
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>>23201400
Hug them both, "Sorry I scared you Breakfast, Liz needed my help and that was the only way I could, I hated it too."

Climb into bed and hold them both tight for a while.
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>>23201423
Ugh. OJ on cereal is almost as bad as salmon milk.
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>>23201405
>>23201416
>>23201423
>>23201426
Worth a shot anyways isn't it? OJ with breakfast is also good, and we could import them milk if need be.
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>>23201400
Breakfast, a bad man made Liz into a badguy, do you understand?
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>>23201400
>"You said no," says Breakfast. She's actually crying now. "You said no!"
Some part of her remembers being raped.
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>>23201400

we were in a lot of pain too.
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>>23201430
I just want to hold hands.
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We wanted one of the dryads to produce fruit. What do you guys think would make them produce fruit?
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>>23201472
Sounds like she needs a new mind wipe, another training session with father is in order.
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>>23201476
Wow, anon. This is Blatant Fetish quest, but by god...
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>>23201478
Loads of pineapple juice.
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>>23201478
Fruit Juice with various seeds as mulch.

and we would in fact know a girl that tastes so sweet.
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>>23201400
"I'm sorry Breakfast, it was something I had to do to help her. I didn' mean to hurt Liz. Everything is all right now, okay?"


"...Would some Dick calm you down?"
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>>23201476
2lewd
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>>23201492
What is she? An astro droid?

No mind wipes needed, this could make breakfast like us more if we handle this right.
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>>23201476
H-how lewd!
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>>23201509
Not dick, silly, Cock!
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>>23201400
Someone made Liz's brain sick. It was the only thing we could do. Just hold them for a while.
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>>23201509
No, do not offer the dick, she is currently ascared of the dick
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>>23201469
>badguy
Cut it out!
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>>23201426
>>23201451
I meant a dryad that lactated orange juice, not OJ on cereal
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>>23201528
>>23201520
>>23201499
You know it's your fetish too guys.
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>>23201476
You dont hold hands with a vagina, despite what The Doors may have told you.
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>>23201476
You can still hold hands even if her muff's inhuman.
And just think about the tentacles.
She can hold hands with your entire body at once.
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>>23201400
one option would be to leave them together to deal with this while assisting dad a bit in getting things tidied up. The other could be doing things that make Liz say YES a lot, at high volume.

Dunno.
Traumatized by the whole event, me
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>>23201476
you sick fuck lets do it

>>23201478
they only do that when they are reedy to drop seeds

as for breakfast look at the mind time for some enchanting take away that memory its good practice use a scrap of paper with forget forget forget written on it tied up with a bit her hair
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>>23201575
>She can hold hands with your entire body at once.
You have my attention.

>>23201560
All I got from them was something about a Whisky bar, then I woke up in Canada.
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>>23201612
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUsDYuTZUmw
Her cunt gripped him like a warm, friendly handshake
Please don't chase the cloud pagodas, anon.
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>>23201612
All those soft, sensitive vines stroking our body, tenderly touching everywhere they can with light, comforting strokes. The quite intimacy of being held by a lover, magnified by our envelopment within her embrace.
She could be doing all of this while we're also cuddling with Liz at the same time.
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"I would never want to hurt Liz," you tell Breakfast earnestly. "It was the only thing I could think of to help her."

Breakfast looks back and forth at the two of you, her lip trembling. "Mistress knows best?" Breakfast asks Liz. Liz nods, and then Breakfast throws herself at you, wrapping her arms around your waist in a hug. She squeezes you tight, and doesn't look like she's going to let go any time soon.

"Hey, there she is," says Lin from behind you. "I've been looking for Breakfast. She ran off when I tried to talk with her earlier. She seemed spooked."

"She's doing a little better now," says Liz.

"Yeah, I... I heard what Max was doing to you earlier," says Lin warily. "Are you-"

"I'm okay. She was doing the right thing. I trust her," Liz reassures her. Then Liz sighs, apparently aware that she's not going to get to go back to sleep just yet. "So, what's the plan with the vampire heart? Are we going to have enough free time to trade it before it goes bad? We have class tomorrow - I don't know how much time we'll actually have to do anything else. Or are we just going to use it for one of the seeds?"

What do you say or do?
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>>23201649
...we need to get some kraken tentacles.
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>>23201657
We could try to trade it today and if that fails, just use it as fertilizer.
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It is, by the way, currently late afternoon.
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>>23201657
Give it to the librarian when we return the books.

We can't have the indirect spawn of the vampir asshole getting jelly of Liz eventually.
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>>23201669
Now that's thinking.
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>>23201657
My vote goes out to use it ourselves.

Certain plants grow better in the shade and those plants can be used to get an edge over other studends. ((poisons and the like))
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>>23201657
Can't we just use half for mulch and half for trade? If the heart has any magical uses, does it need to be whole in order to work properly?
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>>23201669
Sweet jesus, kraken blood, give one of em rape vines.
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>>23201657
Let's try to trade it for phoenix ash. Ask Librarian first
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>>23201649
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>>23201694
>Let's try to trade it for phoenix ash
like anyone would think that's an even trade
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>>23201699
Want to see something even more lewd?

Tooth brushing.

http://youtu.be/B1jY7BLQVMc
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>>23201657
We could probably trade it with the Librarian to be honest, if we can't do that we can always just use it as mulch anyway.
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>>23201706
Okay, ash for vampire heart AND a hot dicking.
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>>23201657
one see it should make a dryad that wouldn't need much light and can eat meat its pretty much the perfect mulch for down here
so thats defiantly one of the seeds I figure we would wait a year or two for the others what do you girls think we should use
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>>23201706
In this environment it might be, low light sensitive vs fireproof in a cave?
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>>23201721
Oh baby.
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>>23201721
Jesus fucking Christ that scene gave me a brand new fetish when I first saw it.
I would do it with my sisters but it seems so wrong.
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>>23201736
phoenix ash is an import only item here, which would boost it's value
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>>23201706
Without the context provided within this quest, Heart of a Vampire Lord sounds just as hard to get as Phoenix Ash, does it not?

It might be valuable to someone.
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>>23201657


>>23201669
suggest this for the next one
>>23201691

>>23201687
inspired I like it

>>23201722
why would she want vamp organ meat?

>>23201727
even better
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>>23201736
>>23201766
also fireproof is big when fire is the easiest combat magic in the setting
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>>23201721
>implying I don't know all about toothbrushing
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>>23201657
use the heart use the heart
we can add more different fertilizer latter i guess so it isn't complexity vamp dryad but still this is too good to pass up
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>>23201766
For all we know, Vamp Lords are uncommon, too.
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>>23201657
Don't use the heart, it will just remind us of the vampire that hurt us.
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It looks to me like a reasonably close split between using the heart as fertilizer and going to see the librarian tonight to see if she's willing to trade something for it.

Go ahead and roll to vote.
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>>23201657
Use it on the same one we cum on. Get an Enchantment specialized Dryad. We're in a cave so sunlight doesn't matter and we can get her meat.
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guys, remember we have more than one seed and more than one pot. We can make different flavors of dryad here
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Rolled 85

>>23201824
Rolling for librarian option.
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Rolled 63

>>23201824
I say keep it in the fridge and ask if she'd be interested in a trade, if not then use it as fertilizer
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Rolled 75

>>23201824
Rolling for using the hearth.
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Rolled 38

>>23201826
You know what, I will second this. Vampcubus Dryad a go go, baby.
>>23201824
Rolling for above
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Rolled 68

>>23201838
this
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Rolled 13

>>23201824
lets trade it
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>>23201829
Can we get a vanilla?
That is my fetish,
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Rolled 54

>>23201824
Fertilizer. Also use our cum, try to get something with crazy Enchantment skills.
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>>23201824
Trade.
Also, a picture as a bribe
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Rolled 36

>>23201824
Trade for kraken blood/pheonix fertalizer
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Rolled 94

>>23201829
right we have 3 dryad seeds
>>23201824
use the heart
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>>23201826
>>23201826

Yes....
>pic related
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Rolled 45

>>23201824
Rolling for librarian.
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Rolled 83

>>23201824
Rolling for trading, NOT giving it away and getting nothing in return like a fucking dumbass
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Rolled 35

>>23201855
Huh?! Forgot to roll
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Rolled 95

>>23201824
ask how rare it is first of all, if rare trade for something, if not mulch it
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Rolled 62

>>23201824
what if vampire dryads hurt liz? dont use the heart!
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Rolled 16

>>23201871
This seems like a good compromise.
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Rolled 88

>>23201824
Use it as mulch for the same one we water with our and our Dad's cum. Great for helping us break people's minds.
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Rolled 12

>>23201826
And she'll have a cock for mutual buttsecks
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>>23201857
Thank god. I'm pretty sure noone can beat this ro...
>>23201871
DANGIT
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Rolled 70

>>23201871
I'm ok with this.
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Rolled 40

>>23201871
I'm in favor of using the heart, but that sounds like a good compromise
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Rolled 28

>>23201824
heart use
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Rolled 41

Trade. But make it beneficial for her. As a bribe.
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Rolled 52

the vamp heart use it use it like it was mine
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Rolled 32

>>23201824
Eat the heart
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Rolled 3

Using it is stupid, roll to trade it and a hot dicking for pheonix ash
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>>23201922
Find the vampire
Wear its skin
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>>23201871
I don't think they'd be that rare here. It's a massive populated magic cave and they're bats. Could probably find more without trouble if you looked for them.
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>>23201945
I'd be down with finding the rest of him and making a vampire lord pelt rug.
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>>23201721
>>
so we have tree dryad seeds, one is definitely going to get incubus seed which leaves 2 unclaimed. a popular choice seems to be phoenix ash but that still leaves one not chosen
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>>23201972
it wings into a cape
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>>23201972
Or use it for target practice. I doubt the girls will like to be reminded of this little ordeal everytime they head into the den.
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>>23202026
That works too.
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>>23202018
fuck phoenix ash

its o so gay get kraken bits or elf blood

or succubus milk
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>>23202018
Who says they all can't get incubus semen on top of everything else?
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>>23202058
>phoenix ash
>gay

>elf blood
>not gay

Oi there you're a cheeky one innit
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>>23202058
Or troll blood
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>>23202072
because flower-muff is best muff
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>>23202058
>not getting phoenix ash and kraken tentacles to give your dryad tentacles that also work as heating coils
It would be like a walking heating blanket.
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Rolled 80

>>23202072
Because only one needs a dick.
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>>23202058
>succubus milk
For fucks sake, we are already cumming on one of them. Give it a rest
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>>23202018
holstauros and breast milk! holstauros and breast milk!

still say the vampyad is too dangerous a risk though
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>>23202097
>what is a female
>what is a male.
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>>23201824
Femcock, can we figure a way to give one (or more than one) tentacle vines?
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>>23202101
It'll imprint on us and love us dearly. And we can use Enchantment for insurance if needed.
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>>23202126
Why did I read it as "Testicle vines"?
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>>23202137
there are going to be 4 other people living in the tower it has not imprinted on.
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>>23202142
Man those would be useless, every time it would so much as tap something it would get crippled in pain.
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>>23202058
>succubus milk, elf blood
low tier crap
>kraken
aquatic dryad could be fun for the 3rd choice
>>23202072
because we don't know if that works, and even if it does I wouldn't recommend incubus+everything, although Vamp lord+ incubus sounds like a good combo if it would work.
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>>23202157
6, were going to have 2 other dryads
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>>23202167
Vamp lord + incubus sounds like it would innately prey upon humans like nobody's business.
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>>23202185
I figured it probably wouldn't try to eat those what with them not having actual blood, but then again, it might.
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Incubus blood+kraken blood

Dick tentacles.
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Rolled 23

>>23201824
Roll for eating it and gaining the soul strength of our enemy.
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>>23202157
And they wont hurt any of them because what Grovemother says, goes.
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>>23202261
>not snapping it
It's like I don't know you anymore
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>>23202279
Wrong guy, yo
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>>23201871
You load a bag up with the vampire heart and some bags of ice, then book it on down to the library. When you enter, the Librarian flashes you a smile. Apparently she's still pleased with your dryad seed bribe. "So, what do you need today, miss?" she asks you kindly.

You walk up to the counter and pull the heart out of your bag. "I was wondering if you would be willing to trade something for this," you say. "It's a vampire lord's heart. I was hoping for phoenix ash or something."

The Librarian frowns. "That's relatively easy for a powerful person in the Scholomance to acquire. Even if I had the ash of a phoenix, I wouldn't trade it for that. If that's the price you're asking, then it's too expensive for me."

What do you do?
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>>23202279
That's cause you don't.
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>>23202294
how about some holstauros or minotaur blood?
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Rolled 27

>>23202294
Ask what happens if we eat it/ what is it's worth.
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>>23202294
Ask her what we could get for the heart, or maybe even what she thinks would be good fertilizer for a dryad.
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>>23202294
"Well what would you say is something of... EQUAL VALUE?"
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>>23202294>>23202294
>The Librarian frowns. "That's relatively easy for a powerful person in the Scholomance to acquire. Even if I had the ash of a phoenix, I wouldn't trade it for that. If that's the price you're asking, then it's too expensive for me."
>What do you do?
knew that would happen that's why I wanted to just use it
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>>23202289
I really should read instead of assuming stuff based on few letters. In my defense it sounded something retarded you would say out of boredom
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Rolled 93

>>23202294
"Oh, never mind then. By the way, do you think it'd make a good dryad fertilizer?"
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>>23202294
"Ok then. Looks like it's getting mulched."

Also,
>That's relatively easy for a powerful person in the Scholomance to acquire

What if Liz got mindcontrolled by a different vampire lord?
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>>23202346
Well given that she was trying to defend the one we were attempting to kill, I would say thats unlikely.
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Rolled 21

>>23202294
Offer.
Hot.
Dickings.
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>>23202346
I doubt that Vamp Lords could cooperate with each other to pull off what happened if that were the case. They seem to be a greedy and cowardly lot.
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>>23202358
no screw you, it's not worth it
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>>23202294
Told you so.

"Sorry to bother you ma'am, I was simply hoping for an evaluation.

If you don't mind me asking what are you planning to use to water your seed?"
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>>23202358
>>23202373
I think screwing is his entire point, anon. Think of it as an investment. Old baggy vag now, superior phoenix plant vag later.
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>>23202390
my point is that there is no way in hell that it will work
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>>23202381
best question ever
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>>23202381
>If you don't mind me asking what are you planning to use to water your seed?"
that of course requires that she plant it, and not resell or use it a a spell component
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>>23202381
we should do this
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"Sorry to bother you, then, ma'am," you say, loading the heart back up into your bag. "If you don't mind me asking, though, what are you planning on using to fertilize your seed?"

She gives you a long, cautious look, then says, "Bonemeal from a wendigo. If that's everything, I have work to get back to."

You say your polite goodbyes and head for the door.

What do you do now?
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Rolled 2

>>23202487
Search for books about wendigos.
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Rolled 68

>>23202487
Eat the heart. Embrace our native heritage.
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>>23202487
Plan B: Dryadize the heart
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>>23202509
I'd prefer not to fuck with windigos.

Go find a book about vampire lords. I want to know what happens if we eat it. If it's bad then just mulch the fucker.
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>>23202487
Mulch the heart in one plot, plant the seed with our girls, give it its first dose of half incubi cum.
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>>23202487
back to the tower use the heart as mulch
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>>23202509
Fuck you. Nothing good comes of wendigos.
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>>23202487
I'd like to explore some other options before mulching it: >>23202539 sounds good
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>>23202487
I'd say use the heart for mulch
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>>23202522
>Eat the heart. Embrace our native heritage.
incubus don't eat hearts, and neither do humans so that's not "Embracing our native heritage."
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>>23202346
>>23202343
>>23202537
>>23202549
>>23202560
When the vampyad eats Liz, I'm blaming you all.
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>>23202585
I'm still against it. Let's not mess with risky things absolutely pointlessly. Nothing good can come out of this.
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>>23202487
just mulch it.
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>>23202585
>When the vampyad eats Liz, I'm blaming you all.
When the vampyad "eats" Liz, it will be because we let her
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Rolled 95

>>23202585
>when the vampyads have erotic lesbian bloodplay with Liz, I'm thanking you all.

FTFY
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>>23202585
If it hurts Liz then we're chaining it up in the basement until it makes seeds. Then it goes the way of its mother.
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>>23202585
>>23202597
It said maybe minor enchanting. By the time it is full grown we will be a third circle mage, and our dad will likely be stronger still.
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>>23202597
Same here, there are plenty of magic creatures whose very nature does not involve feeding off the flesh and blood of humans.
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>>23202620
it also said carnivorous with some other unknown effect.
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Just roll on whether or not to mulch it. This isn't getting solved otherwise.
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Rolled 20

>>23202647
mulch
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Rolled 86

>>23202647
to mulch or not to mulch?
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Rolled 16

I JUST HAD A THOUGHT

Can we use it as a foci to get a boost on enchantment training?
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Rolled 89

>>23202647
no on the mulching, trade it off to someone in the lotus for enchanting breakfast to lactate or something
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>>23202647
Mulch it. Don't use it as fertilizer a dryad.
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>>23202661
YEEEES!
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Rolled 45

>>23202647
Toss it.
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Rolled 75

>>23202665
forgot to roll
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Rolled 15

>>23202662
>enchanting
Alchemizing I mean.
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Rolled 48

>>23202647
dice gods steer us true, closer to 100 for mulch, closer to 1 for no mulch
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>>23202661
do dis. don't make a cannibal plant lady
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Rolled 47

>>23202661
Rolling for this
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Rolled 24

>>23202647
mulch it.
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Rolled 82

Destroy it, do not mulch.
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Rolled 42

>>23202647
Don't. If it's somewhat valuable that means it can have other uses
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Rolled 91

voting mulch
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Rolled 48

>>23202647
Just mulch the damn thing and be done with it.
>>
Also, realize that if you don't do something with it by the end of tomorrow, it will have gone bad.
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>>23202661
Make a ring and enchant it for mind attacks with the heart as a focus.
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Rolled 47

>>23202661
no that's a one shot waste
>>23202647
use that heart, I just wish my 94 from the last roll off counted
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Rolled 1

Voting mulch
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Rolled 16

>>23202647
Mulch
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Rolled 78

>>23202711
Let it rot.
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Rolled 34

>>23202647
I vote we mulch it
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Rolled 75

>>23202661
rollan for this
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Rolled 53

>>23202713
That sounds good.

I like the idea of using the heart to make a recharging mind related foci
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Rolled 38

>>23202647
No mulch, dangerous things living in our tower is a no.
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Rolled 40

>>23202713
this
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Rolled 3

>>23202647
we could always just use that survey site I wanna see if we can reach 100 votes this time . Oh, and mulch it.
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Rolled 63

>>23202730
> dangerous things living in our tower is a no.
I guess we'd better off our selves, dad, and the girls then
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>>23202727
Except even if we enchant it to resist being used as a foci, it'll rot to destruction anyway.
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>>23202727
"Foci" is plural, singular is "focus". Just saiyan.
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Rolled 90

>>23202730
it could be a guardian
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Rolled 35

mulch it, wecan always torch it. bet the vamp blood isn't good for its already laughable fire resistance
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>>23202748
The survey has 118 votes, last I checked. They're still spamming my throw-away email each day with updates on how many votes it's gotten.
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Rolled 11

We want a plant girl that hates the Sun? Really now? Do you guys even... I mean... Seriously
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Rolled 95

>>23202753
No, we use the heart as a foci (destroys it) to make a ring into a foci that wont rot.
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Rolled 18

>>23202768
what was the site again
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Rolled 26

>>23202766
Have you ever dealt with a teenager? It doesn't looks like a good idea.
I vote for the enchantment thing
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Rolled 65

>>23202752
>Family is the same thing as a magical creature with an inhuman mind and desires.
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Rolled 91

>>23202763
I know foci is plural, I just like it because it sounds magic-er

>>23202779
Looks like we're doing this. Someone get a 96.
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Rolled 48

>>23202791
>Family is the same thing as a magical creature with an inhuman mind and desires.
in case you missed it dad is a demon
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Rolled 51

roll for not mulching
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Rolled 75

>>23202779
I do like this, it uses the heart, in a non-wasteful way, and doesn't run the risk of a man eating monstrosity terrorizing our tower.

It also has the highest roll thus far.
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Rolled 84

>>23202799
rollan for 96
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Rolled 95

>>23202713
Imma roll for my own suggestion.
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Rolled 95

>>23202832
Crap
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Rolled 72

>>23202832
>>23202779
That's 2 95's for making a ring using the hear as a focus.

I think we doing this
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Rolled 24

pretty sure snapples second roll doesn't count since it is his second roll...

however this does >>23202832
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Rolled 97

>>23202843
no we plant it and hope for a heart tree to grow
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>>23202849
>implying everyone else isn't rolling multiples

So long as I don't get obnoxious with it I don't see a problem.

It's up to FemCOCK, of course, but still...
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Rolled 18

>>23202799
we have no idea how to make a magic ring at this time, so i'd rather we just use the heart as mulch as there is no way we can screw that up
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Rolled 71

>>23202849
I tought everybody was samefagging. I did it too..
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>>23202864
wtf why
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>>23202864
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Rolled 62

>>23202864
I hate you
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>>23202779
>>23202832
>>23202839
You have your dad make you a simple, shiny brass ring using the material from one of the jail bars. You take the heart and the ring up to the kitchen table - you're going to try your hand at making your first magic item. The ring will be a permanent, recharging focus to help with direct mental attacks. While you're at it, you masturbate onto the table as well. Incubus semen should boost psychic assaults too, right?

Roll Alchemy. You get a +1 from the vampire lord's heart and a +1 from half-incubus semen. I'll take the first three rolls linked to this post that roll 1d100.
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Rolled 43

>>23202915
Ring!
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Rolled 65

>>23202864
>no we plant it and hope for a heart tree to grow
I know claim that a dryad is a heart tree
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Rolled 93

>>23202915
wheeeeeeee
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Rolled 22

>>23202864
meh crazy enough to work.
voting for mulching, if you people are so worried about the dryad then let her imprint on us
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Rolled 83

>>23202915
aw yeah
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Rolled 64

>>23202924
you got me scared
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>>23202924
Wheeee!
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>>23202924
thankyou dicegods
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>>23202915
>While you're at it, you masturbate onto the table as well.
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>>23202940
Just a quick, casual fap. It ain't no thang.
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Rolled 76

>>23202925
Who it imprinted on was never the issue, it was always the fact that there were several others in the tower that it would not have in fact been imprinted on.
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>>23202915
awww no heart tree, I was hoping we could pick the hearts that grow from it and cook them
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>>23202955
$100 says at least one imprints on breakfast.
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>>23202975
It seems too likely for me to be willing to bet
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>>23202975
No, it's bound to happen.
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>>23202904
I love you
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Rolled 69

>>23202975
ah, Every pet cat needs a chewing toy.
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>>23203009
So do I.

>was inkplay
Captcha suggests something
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>>23203028
Tattoos that cause erotic sensation when activated
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>>23203028
Octopus girls?
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>>23203028
kinky octupi?
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>>23203056
well, that's going to be something adorning one of our food girls as soon as we figure out how.
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>>23202924
>>23202930
The ring glows white-hot as the heart and semen dissolve into grey ash. You wait for it to fade to red, then back to its normal brassy color before taking it with a fork and looking at it as it finishes cooling off. It's unblemished, smooth, and shiny. When it's finally cool, you slip it on to your finger. You can feel it respond with energy when you reach out to it.

"Good job, Max," your dad says when you go to show it to him. Liz oohs at it, and Lin tells you she thinks it's cool. You play with it idly. The smooth, cool metal feels nice against your skin.

You're proud of yourself.

And that's where we're ending it for now. I need to take a shower, then go over to my sibling's place to watch their kids for a while. Someone please archive this thread. I don't really have time to.
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>>23203071
>farts ink when startled
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>>23203086
Love you FemCOCK.
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>>23202975
And that one's name shall be Reeses.
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>>23203086
It's archived.
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>>23203086
Archived by some kind soul:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23199993

Vote it up folks.
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>>23203177
No, Reese's will be Breakfasts collar.
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>>23203177
I know someone with a little Chihuahua mutt names reeses, I really hope she's not browsing this.
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>>23203086

>one ring to rule them all.

we have enough fingers left for more of those.
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>>23203465
Yup. 20 more
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>>23203465
who says we should just use our fingers?
I'm thinking we should get some nipple rings.
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>>23203516
Should've made this one a prince Albert
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>>23203548
I'm not familiar with that....
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>>23203704
Dick piercing.
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>>23203548
>>23203714
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>>23203714
that doesn't seem like the greatest idea with how often we're going at it...
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>>23203704
Through the hole out the underside of the dangle
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>>23203744
>>23203733
I didnt say I agreed with him, just what it was. Its supposed to increase pleasure for both individuals, though.
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>>23203774
>you feel the strongest orgasm you've ever had coming on
>Liz is literally screaming from pleasure
>roll body for Liz
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Rolled 7

.
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Rolled 10 + 0

>>23203918
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>>23203918
>your prince Albert gets caught inside
>any movement causes extreme pain for both of you
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>>23203953
>you must continue your journey for the next decade hilted
>roll Body daily to determine if the constant ejaculations overwhelm the birth control pills, success results in twins.
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Rolled 96

>>23203953
god what dick we use as a piercing a fish hook?
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Rolled 9426982

>>23204010
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>>23204010
Fishhooks were involved, yes.
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Rolled 1559 + 1

Femcock is having a good time with some goddamned kids right now and left out us here to rot
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Now I can't get over the theory about Liz out of my head that one anon posted in the last thread. My paranoia and guilt are running overtime thanks to a theory about a fictional character on the Internet.
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>>23204338
>sage to preserve bump count
>in a thread 100 posts past autosage
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>>23204375
W-well, h-how was I supposed to know!?

> Oh god I can't stop giggling at that image



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