Rolled 95

I roll to kill Irontooth.

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"The hallways are pretty nice out there. Some ghosts, though." You say.

Nigel opens if mouth in awe.

“I’ve never seen a ghost before!”

Olivia chimes in

“Neither have I!”

By his silence it is clear Joel has, he looks at you in a funny way, does he realize you’re avoiding the question?

Headmaster Tooledge raises his hand for silence.

“I hope you all have a very transformation, educational year at Hogwarts” he says, “You will now be shown to your dormitories where you will find your things waiting for you”

Throughout the entire panic of the whole sorting and your sister’s hidden fling, you realize you dropped Elise below your chair by accident.

(more writefagging incoming)

>>23211316
>dropped Elise
NO! Not Elise! She's our only true friend!
Tara was bought, and as our familiar is our loyal and faithful servant; but Fur Elise is our friend, who will never betray us.

You pick up Elise as talk dies down and the Headmaster Tooledge stands from his chair.

"To all students I wish you a splendid year at Hogwarts, now our prefects will show you to your dormitaries"

Each table of students stands and is led out of the great hall. You pass the moving portraits who sleepily wave at you.

As the sea of students pass a turning point you catch Nigel waving to Sam, both clearly upset they didn't get put into the same house.

"Now we can't be friends anymore..." he says

>"Yeah, I guess"
>"Sure you can"
>"Maybe"
>Say nothing
>Other

>>23211384
Not sure why we would say anything.

>>23211384
>Say nothing
No need to say anything right now.

>>23211384
"I don't understand, why?"

>>23211384
Say nothing.

God dammit. Right when I have to go to bed.

You say nothing. You're too tired for this mess now and you have more important things playing on your mind. You are led to a winding staircase, as you look up with the rest of the Ravenclaw first years you can see the staircasing moving by a will of their own.

The prefect tells everyone the staircases like to change by a will of their own, which can make getting to classes difficult at times.

When you arrive at Ravenclaw tower you find a tall locked door with the portrait of a young woman on it.

"Which came first" she says "the pheonix or the flame?"

You'll need to answer the question to correctly to enter.

>Which came first?
(no googling the answer!!!)

You know, if we stay anti-social and don't interact with anyone outside of required classes, this is going to get boring real fast.

HOLY RABBITS YOU'RE BACK!

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

>>23211620
"The egg"

>>23211620
Flame, since a pheonix is born from fire.

>>23211620
Trick question. Neither.

>>23211620
Is mayonnaise an acceptable answer?

>>23211620
Well, in theory, since there was this big bang, and it was probably hot, and there might not have been phoenixes in it, probably the flame.

"Why the original entropic form of heat, of course!"

>>23211655
We're pureblood, we don't know what the fuck that is.

>>23211655
>implying the big bang wasn't a phoenix

>>23211655

I wonder if that's how things went in Harry Potter.

Nonetheless seems sensible!

The universe had to come first, and heat is a constituent part of that.

>>23211641
2nd

>>23211655
>big bang
Were a pureblood, and our father is a blood purist. I HIGHLY doubt we're aware of such silly muggle things as this "big bang" you speak of.

>>23211666
Well, a pureblood would probably understand the universe had to exist for creatures to, and that the elements, earth water fire, that shit, make up the universe.

>>23211620
>"Which came first" she says "the pheonix or the flame?"
Asian, or European Phoenix?

>>23211693
We're eleven.

>>23211655
Put dat 18 into to work! The original universal force of heat!

>>23211620
A circle has no beginning


btw sup Op

>>23211708
18 int is only three points above average. Stats are 2d10+5.

>>23211711
Yes it does. In tiiiiimmmeeeeee!

>>23211691
I do hope our house had things like electricity and plumbing.

>>23211720
mine was the correct answer taken directly out of the book so shut your yap

>>23211718
Put dat above average Int to work! :D Know your elements!

Interesting answers.

Roll 1d100 (yes back to this system) for Intelligence/Knowledge - 70 or less wins.

Rolled 55

>>23211746

>>23211739
Book's wrong. Silly wizards, ignoring the fundaments of time and pattern formation.

Rolled 96

>>23211746
Rollan'.
>>23211739
>taken directly out of the book
Somebody's cheatin'!

>>23211755

Probably why they don't have any time or space wizards.

Yet.

>>23211757
no i just know what the book says i like harry potter alot.... im a faggot like that.

You know the answer. "A circle has no beginning."

You can either roll for Initiative to answer first OR keep it to yourself.

Vote.

>>23211775
Millie is no Vivienne. So no Bluetooth USB Wand and multi-thread batch script spell-casting for this little Witch.

>>23211792

Actually OP, we use a fate point to set our initiative to 10.

:D

>>23211792
I say answer first. We do it to show these plebs what a Pureblood can do.

Rolled 22

>>23211792
Rollin' for init. Time to show these plebeians what we can do.

>>23211808
THIS THIS THIS THIS. We guarantee our glory in first answers!

Rolled 26

>>23211792
Show our superiority

>>23211792
keep it to ourselves, unless no one can answer it.

>>23211792
Keep it to ourselves. We are not an attention whore. Better to go unnoticed.

>>23211808
If that's how Init works in this game.

>>23211833

It is! You can use fate to set your initiative to maximum.
And I fucking vote for that since that guy gave us Luck instead of Lightning Reflexes.

Just so anon is aware you have three fate points to spare. You have only scratched the surface of this adventure and trust me you'll need it later on.

Be sure not to waste them, each "adventure" lasts on average a school year and a "movie"

>>23211828
But the longer it takes for someone to answer, the longer we have to stay out here with these people instead of being in our room, safe with Elise and Tara.

>>23211831
Do you want to continue breathing the same air as these people any longer than we are socially required to?

>>23211823
>>23211822
>>23211820
>>23211810
>>23211808
Guys seriously lrn2 stay in character we have to do this every thread. millie doesnt like being the center of attention

>>23211856
We have the power of luck on our sideeeeeee!

Unless that 22 roll was good. Heh.

We can decide after we roll, right? :D

>>23211861
But she does, or will, like to be right all the time.

>>23211859
Someone else must already know the answer if this the only way they can get to the dormitory. Also, we're antisocial not psycho.

>>23211861
You never heard of an antisocial girl who excelled at schoolwork and answered every teacher's question?

>>23211861
Being the center of attention and getting through the door faster so that she doesn't have to endure one second longer in this mob of people are two different things.
As Anti-Social, we fucking hate everyone, so why should we stay in this crowd any longer than we have to, especially if by answering we can get to our room faster?

>>23211869

I think we might be able to decide after we roll if we want to max our initiative.

>>23211869
Dude seriously read the other threads.

Also I would prefer anon use trips so I know in future who has been around and had input for the longest amount of time. You don't have to do this but it would help me as a GM.

>>23211904
The Anti-Social trait means we hate everyone. Not just prefer to be alone, or don't like crowds, but actively HATE people.

Rolled 81

>>23211861
I never saw that on the sheet, all I know is she's antisocial and doesn't know shit about interaction.

>>23211940
No, don't do that, it will all turn into a massive wanking circlejerk.
One of the advantages of 4chan is its anonimity, don't ruin it for the rest of us.

>>23211940
If you invite trips upon yourself in a non-Civ-game, it will probably invite endless trolling.

Don't do this to yourself.

>>23211940
Well usually you roll 1d10 for init, soooo, I'm not really sure what's going on.

>>23211984

This. The thread may explode into death. Although part of the fun of quests is the schizophrenia that results from hundreds of different people making suggestions.

>>23211952
No, no. See, what you're thinking is malevolent antisocial, a part of the spectrum of antisocial people. Some people with the antisocial disorder can be malevolent (which is what you describe), but tht does not mean that every antisocial person is going to act like that. Specially not when we have already set a base personality to the charecter in previous threads.

>>23212043
The OP just needs to develop the powers of recognition and sense which option has the most love for it!

>>23212052
>I didn't read the PDF.

As much as you would rather keep the answer to yourself and not speak up amongst your peers. You really want to go inside and be alone to recharge your batteries.

With an aggrivated sigh you give the answer before anyone else.

"A circle has no beginning"

The young lady nods "correct" she says, the door swinging open. There is a hushed murmur from the group.

The prefect leads you inside the dormitory. A fireplace crackles in one corner as you look around a finely furnished room decoured in blue and bronze. There are two staircases leading to the boys and girls quarters. Looks like this will effectively be your living room for years to come.

"What do you think Millie?" Joel says, nudging you "cool, huh?"

>Say nothing
>"It's okay"
>"It's really nice, actually"
>"Don't call me Millie"
>other

>>23212052
The trait, that we rolled in character creation, is hateful anti-social.

>>23212052
If you read the rulebook, the Anti-Social trait IS specifically malevolent antisocial disorder.
It says, very specifically, that we hate everyone around us.

>>23212076

"Lots of bronze."

Gogo noncommittal answers!

>>23212076
>other

Snap Joel's neck

>>23212094
>>23212079
And we will turn that hate, into domination.

>>23212076
"Lots of... blue."
And blue is inherently inferiour to green.

>>23212076
>other
"Don't touch me uninvited. I'll overlook it this once."

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>>23212076

Don't call me Millie.

>>23212122
>>23212100
Voting either.

>>23212101
This

>>23212101

Eheheh, I remember that quest.

>>23212094
>>23212079
>>23212066
Oh yeah, you seem to be correct. Somehow just passed over it when I read it. It seems like bad design on part of the creators to force your character to "hate everyone else" because lol antisocial.

>>23212101
I should run another of those quests. Always fun to loose the /tg/.

>>23212166

No, it's just called "anti-social".

The designer wanted to have a 'seething hatred bitch' trait.

Perhaps could have named it misanthropy?

But it's not that important.

>>23212076
>"It's really nice, actually"
"Lots of bronze tho."

>>23212122
Votan' the casual neutral. Green isn't better, though.

"Yeah...lots of blue..." you say "and it's Millicent"

Joel turns to Nigel "let's go, man" he says. Nigel, who seems to be down in the dumps, perks up a little.

"See you later" he says to you and Olivia before going up the flight of stairs.

You and Olivia enter your dorm with three other Ravenclaw girls. You find your things waiting for you at the foot of your bed and stacked in your draws and suitcase.

Tara is sat on her cage at the end of the bed, she looks up at you as you enter.

"Goodnight Millie" says Olivia, sidehugging you.

>Return hug
>Return hug reluctantly
>Bare it
>other

>>23212285
bare it

>>23212285
Bare it.

Just bare it.

She'll pay.

>>23212285
>other
Snap Olivia's neck.

>>23212321
>>23212309

Bare.

Hehehehe.

Rolled 44

>>23212285
>Bare it

>>23212285
>Return hug reluctantly
Even through our hatred, we have to recognize that even if we put the best possible spin on it, that our entry into Ravenclaw has a good chance of getting us cut off from our funds. Until we can be sure of our financial situation in regards to our family, we need Olivia kept as a possible ally.

>>23212285
>bare it
with an akward kinda 1/5ths hug and a huehuehue *pat pat*

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>>23212285

Don't call me Millie

>>23212333
Bear it.

>>23212285

I'm listening to Imperial Guard music while playing this quest.

It just makes it so much more hilarious.

>>23212285
Awkward hover hand time!

>>23212285
>Cop a feel

>>23212094
Where is this rulebook?
I read the first two threads, but the character creation thread wasn't linked to, as far as I saw.

>>23212400
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23173426

That's the character creation thread that also contains the PDF's.

You bare it despite yourself, her hug is pretty damn warm and comforting after the day you've had, even if you get a facefull of her hair.

"Don't call me Millie" you say again.

It isn't long before you've undressed into your night dress and are under the sheets. You have a spot near the pane glass window, a chill breeze rolls in as you look at the school grounds at night. It's beautiful and everything you hoped it would be.

What are you going to do about Mum and Dad? How will you handle your sister? How will your first class go tomorrow? Will these damn ravenclaws ever leave you alone?

All these questions fade to the back of your mind as you quickly fall asleep.

END OF FIRST DAY. WOOP. ANOTHER 7-8 YEARS TO GO.

(more incoming)

>>23212400
All Gallows' Room.

>>23212440
We'll tell them we asked to be in Ravenclaw because Maud was being a dick.

Then they'll kill her, and everything will be fine.

You wake the following morning and change into your school robes. You had a nightmare that your father threw your into the school lake to drown after discovering your Ravenclaw robe.

"Morning" says Olivia, tiredly, sitting at the side of her bed and combing her hair. You notice the ferret which sits on her lap curiously eyeing Tara incase it has to run for it's life.

"What class do we have first?" she asks

>Transfiguration
>Charms
>Potions
>Herbology

>>23212519
>Theory of Neck Snap

>>23212519
>>Charms
Because we lack them.

>>23212519
Potions

>>23212519

Charms! Gotta get our DESTROYER going.

>>23212440
>END OF FIRST DAY. WOOP. ANOTHER 7-8 YEARS TO GO.

6 or 7 threads and we finally got to day two

>>23212519
Potions

>>23212519
Fukkin charms man. Fukkin lucky charms.

>>23212519
>Potions

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>>23212535
it was funny the first time.

>>23212519

Charms

>>23212554
Blatant Fetish Quest has been going for 21 threads and still hasn't reached the first day of schooling

>>23212519
>transfiguration
i need more scottish teacher up in here

>>23212575
You mean last week when I started doing this in the Blatant Fetish Quest?

>>23212519
Transfiguration is sexy, but we really need some basic casting first. Charms.

>>23212594
Unless I failed all of my reading checks last thread, all the teachers are different than canon HP

>>23212596
Kid, the neck snap suggestion has been around for eons. You may merely be a piddling vessel for it currently.

>>23212617
They are, and we're probably going to get some really perky cockney lady for charms.

>>23212644
Or perhaps it's been outsoucred and we'll get tought by some guy from India who insists his name is Cameron, and that he's actually from Dover.

>>23212644

Listen lads, you WILL levitate!

You will levitate not because you believe in yourselves, not only because I believe you will,

But because you cast the levitate spell!

>>23212665
NOW GET ON THAT WANDING!

You check the schedule.

"Charms class" you say.

You pack your things into your schoolbag and pocket your wand.

"Want to get some breakfast with me?" says Olivia, ready to go like you, almost as if she timed it that way.

>Yes
>No
>Maybe
>I don't know
>Can you repeat the question?
>Other

>>23212685
No.
Proceed to go get food and sit at the opposite side of the table.

>>23212685
I work alone.

>>23212685
>Other
Stare awkwardly at her chest.

>>23212617
you failed your reading check of the thread were the transfiguration teacher was introduced

Make sure that she knows she is more than welcome to get fucked

>>23212685
You're not the boss of me now
Eat food with girl

>>23212685
>>Yes
Maybe we'll be able to subconsciously filter her out if we spend enough time with her. Like much more annoying white noise.

>>23212685

"Another time!"

Then we get some food, take it to a quiet corner, and begin reading up on our charms book.

>>23212713
I was clarifying that ALL of the teachers were different, which naturally included the transfiguration teacher.

>>23212519
>You notice the ferret which sits on her lap
I am now imagining this girl being bullshit good with Stupefy. Like, "blow a hole through three book cases to hit her target" good. Because her familiar is a ferret.
>>23212685
>Other
"Doesn't matter to me. I'm gonna be getting breakfast, and why should I care where you sit?"

>>23212685
>yes
we need to eat

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>>23212685

Just keep asking her to repeat the question until she goes away.

>>23212706
Oh /tg/...

>>23212750
Oooh! I like the why should I care!

>>23212685
>Maybe
"I've got an owl to send, though."

We MUST inform Daddy of our Ravenclaw situation; otherwise we risk Maud telling him and us getting our allowance cut.

>>23212764
It's perfectly innocent. Perfectly.

>>23212685
"Why not? I hope they have waffles."

>>23212778
Perfectly perky innocence.

>>23212685
Eat with her. If something terrible happens, we can use her body as a shield.

>>23212794
prepubescent flatchest =/= perky

>>23212823
I was talking about her personality you pedo.

>>23212823

Yes it is.

>>23212823
(´・ω・)つ|・・|

>>23212750
This one. So so chilly.

>>23212768
Seconding this.

>>23212768
yeah i like this one more

You give her the all encompassing "whatever" and leave, not giving her a solid yes or no, which, of course, she takes for a yes.

You remember to send an Owl to your father as soon as you get the chance, perhaps after Charms.

She walks in step with you as you hold Elise under your arm. You also have your school bag slung over one shoulder. You've never cast a spell in your life, but you're close, very close to trying it for the first time. You can feel that your wand is excited too, as if it's emotion is running in tandom with yours.

Super Ultra Serious Important Decision Time.

>Waffles
>Full English Breakfast
>A simple slice of toast
>Juice
>other breakfast meals

(remember you're a wealthy pureblood)

>>23212891

Ploughman's Lunch.

Complete with fine cheddar and Branston Pickle.

Which we shall eat for breakfast.

>>23212891
>>Full English Breakfast
Don't forget the tea!

>>23212891
>other breakfast meals
The tears of poor people.

>>23212891
We have emotions?
Waffles, with strawberries and cream.

>>23212891
Full English breakfast.
Weep you fools.

>>23212914
Bread cheese and vegetable? Bien!

>>23212925
We hate the shit out of people. So yes, yes we have emotions.
Also. I wasn't aware we were a sociopath.

>>23212891
>Full English Breakfast
Fuck yeah, a fry-up!
>A traditional full English breakfast includes bacon (traditionally back bacon), poached or fried eggs, fried or grilled tomatoes, fried mushrooms, fried bread or toast with butter, sausages and baked beans, usually served with a mug of tea. As nearly everything is fried in this meal, it is commonly called a "fry-up".
I've never even BEEN to England and I've taken to eating this for breakfast.

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>>23212891
>waffles
LIKE ITS EVEN A QUESTION

Okay. last I check we just got in ravenclaw. Have I missed anything big?

>>23212891
Not sure we should get bogged down with a full breakfast.

Is there something in the middle? Some toast and eggs? An egg sandwich?

Some nobilite fast food!

>>23212957
And they call us Americans fat..

>>23212969
Yes, we tried to snap Olivia's neck.

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>>23212891

Cake. There's literally nothing better than chocolate cake for breakfast.

>>23212955
Ah yes, I'm making a rather common mistake that I was completely aware of and did it anyways.

>>23212891
They got egg Mcmuffins over there?

>>23212957
Fuck that shit. We don't want to be eating forever and get fat. Take the short version please.

>>23212980
>implying six mcgriddles are a better breakfast

>>23212922
Ah, the Trump cocktail I see.

>>23213005
>mcgriddles

Mcmuffins are much better.

>>23212891

Now now, we are not personally wealthy. Our family is!

And soon, they will be our ex-family.

>>23213005
I don't think I've ever seen someone do that that didn't die immediately afterwords.

>>23213018
>Mc-anything

Confirmed for gutlugger.

>>23212891
THE OPPOSITE OF WHATEVER MAUD IS HAVING.

>>23212980
>>23212996
>fat
Only if you're a lazy fuck and don't work that shit off.
Admittedly I work in construction and have the metabolism of a rabid wolverine mainlining crystal meth, so I can basically eat whatever the fuck I want and still reliably burn it off.

>>23212891
We're also 11, 11 year olds love waffles.

>>23213027

Excuse me, having one egg mcmuffin is quite low in calories.

In fact, you'd probably starve to death if you only had one a day.

>>23212914
I'll vote this.
Since it's edgy and out of the ordinary.

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>>23212989
It's cool.
Have a psychopath.

>>23213023
i see that shit every day. fucking lard asses in minivans or assistance scooters going to mcdonalds to get fatter. I wonder how may years it will be before they just have a trough out front.

>>23213044
Maybe if you've been raised on an IV drip of high fructose corn syrup your entire life then, yeah, the shock of eating that little would probably kill you.

>>23213044
Exactly. One of the only edible things on the mcdonalds menu.

The other being grilled chicken sandwiches

>>23213035
Did you read that entry?

And then there's lunch and dinner.

You'll be on your way to Death Star.

>>23213044
>implying Americans can eat one of anything
>implying they won't fire up their rascals to go get more afterwards.

>>23213071
Having only 300 calories a day really is probably fatal.

>>23213068

To be honest, he looks like he could have been as famous as Sean Connery.

Wait, is he Sean Connery?

>>23213101
it would take more than a month

>>23213101
When you fatties don't have at least 10000 a day you start eating eachother.

Of course that's fatal.

>>23213087
Have you ever heard of portion size? Seriously, don't take hub cap sized portions of food.

>>23213133
There wasn't a time limit by which you'd have to starve by. Just that you'd starve if you only had one egg mcmuffin a day.

>>23213087
To maintain a healthy physique, especially as a child, one must eat a hearty breakfast, an attempt to eat a little every four hours, a large dinner is not good to have right before bed.

Malnutrition is not good for our appearance if we do intend to maintain our health. thank you.

You dabble in a full english breakfast with a side helping of waffles. You don't particularly gorge yourself, more sampling each part of the whole until you have satiated your fine tastes.

Olivia goes for chocolate cake. By her third slice she's positively shaking in her seat from the pent up energy.

From your seat in the great hall you see Maud enter and sit with her friends. She doesn't seem to have noticed you yet, and she seems to be in a pretty good mood.

What's more, Nigel and Joel emerge too, discussing the finer points of Quidditch.

They sit opposite you and Olivia.

"Hey guys" she says
"Hey" the both say.

You can't believe it. This is not a group! Didn't you get a say when a group forms with you in it?! Who ARE these people!

"Who is more important in a Quidditch game" asks Joel "The Seeker of the Beater?"

>Keeper (why?)
>Seeker (why?)
>Other

>>23213147
By that logic you might as well just go ahead and declare air to be deadly.

>>23213138
Not only haven't I heard of portion size, but did you read that fucking entry?

And then there's lunch and dinner.

You're gonna need your own set of asteroid belts.

Guise, enough, Americans and Brits are equally disgusting.

>>23213136
>10000
lol that is four fully grown men.

>>23213156
"Every player in a team. Unless, of course, you like losing"

>>23213156

"You can't have a game of Quidditch without both."

It's the proper answer.

>>23213156
>>Other
Stay quiet.
>Implying plebe-ball is important.

>>23213188
>>23213186
This! This! This! Fukkin teamwork!

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>>23213126
No anon, that is not Sean Connery.

>>23213170
>implying the average adult American man needs 2500 calories for sitting around all day doing nothing

Gee willikers, riging those scooters around walmart really takes it out of you!

And have you seen the shit they do? 10000 is fucking conservative.

>>23213201
So you're saying he's Sean Connery in a wig with makeup?

>>23213188
>>23213186
+94 It's really quite accurate.

>>23213156
> the keeper
it is the keepers job to keep the other team from scoring more then the snitch is worth while the seeker finds the snitch. That makes his job much more important and demanding.

>>23213156
Father says Quidditch is a game for barbarians and not fit for celebration. I have yet to form an opinion for myself.
Stare soulessly into his eyes.

>>23213156
>other
say fucking nothing

Let the floating mexicans bicker amongst themselves.

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>>23213156

I don't understand why people even like quidditch. I think traditional dueling is much, much better, it shows who the true wizard is.

>>23213156
"How can you do without either?"

>>23213157
I see, so you believe it's quite sensible to malnourish yourself slowly?

>anus

>>23213205
obviously you have no idea what you are talking about. So this will be the last time i respond to your posts.

>>23213157
If you have less than required to live, the absence of air is quite deadly.

If you mean exposure to air can eventually be deadly, then that is quite true as well-- oxidative stress.

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>>23213213

>>23213156
>Other
It doesn't matter how good your Seeker is if the other team achieves and maintains a 160-point lead, so I would say that the traditional estimation of the Seeker as "the most important player in the game" is disingenuous at best. That is not, however, to discredit the importance of the Seeker. In summation, one cannot have a Quidditch game without the efforts of the entire team.

>>23213276
He certainly does look like Sean Connery. And with those facial expressions, he may have made a good actor.

>>23213259
Fuck it!

>>23213290
He was a good actor, no question. I was just making the conversation relevant once again.

"It doesn't matter how good your Seeker is if the other team achieves and maintains a 160-point lead, so I would say that the traditional estimation of the Seeker as "the most important player in the game" is disingenuous at best. That is not, however, to discredit the importance of the Seeker. In summation, one cannot have a Quidditch game without the efforts of the entire team." you say

Nigel and Joel hum in agreement at your wise words.

"Good answer" says Nigel, plunging his fork into a chocolate smothered waffle, taking a huge bite out of it.

"Looking forward to charms?" asks Joel "I'm sure you know loads of spells"

>I don't know any
>I know a few...
>Why do you know some?
>other

>>23213301
I've never understood the appeal.

>>23213156
From a purely tactical viewpoint, the Seeker would be more important, as a good Seeker can render the entirety of both teams irrelevant within the duration of the average match.

Though I have no idea why they would be interested in such a game, given that they're inherently required to participate in what's seen as a cooperative effort with what amounts to a team of entirely useless morons.

>>23213301
Conversations are always relevant on /tg/. It's a rule of the board.

>>23213308
>other
Stare at your feet and start drooling

>>23213308
"Of course not, teaching spells to children outside of this school is against the ruuuuuules!"

>>23213308

"That would be completely against the rules." Pause. "Why? Do you know some?" With a smile.

>>23213333
"Fuck the rules I have moneyyyyy!"

>>23213308
I do not.

Unless daddy taught us some that is.

>>23213340
Fuck the money, I have blue eyes white dwagon!

>>23213308
>why do you know some?
I think millie should take any chance she can get to learn magic.

>>23213336
And make that smile extra cute and maybe wink at him.

>>23213308

I don't know any.

But I find that weird since we're a pureblood family honor thing.

>>23213347
Shutup Mokuba

>>23213316
I take it you never played that old Quidditch vidya. I was always AWFUL at the whole "chase the snitch" part, but I consistently thrashed all my friends by being the only one to truly master the "core" game.
>>23213340
But we have potentially pissed off daddy. Very soon we may NOT have money, and thus be unable to screw the rules.

>>23213311
By the way. The gif is of Charles Manson. At this point I was only half certain whether or not I was being fooled with.

>>23213357
My hair considers you to be an excellent replacement for the gaming table.

>>23213333
>RRRUUUULES!

>>23213308
Acio; egg

Proceed to have egg on our face. It would be adorable.

>>23213362

Why didn't he get into film acting?

>I would taste Millies butthole.

>>23213388
He was busy being god for a bunch of people

>>23213391
>Be more descriptive so we can fap.

>>23213399

Why didn't he get into film acting in addition to doing that?

>>23213333
>ruuuuuules!
>not RRRRRRUURRRRUUUUS!
I assume that was just a mistake on your part and will let it slide this time.
>diamte scanty
CAPTCHA knows what I'm talkin' about.

>>23213417
>My power is undeniable.

"I don't know any" you say, you've seen your parents use magic all the time but you've never done anything yourself.

"Would you like me to show you one?" offers Nigel "I can teach you how to turn water into wine!"

>Sure!
>I'm okay thanks
>Nope

>>23213436
"...Yea right..."

>>23213436

Sure!

Do not pass up expanding our dark powers!

>>23213436
>nope.avi

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>>23213391
Don't call me Millie.

>>23213436
>>Sure!
"Eh, if you really want to."
>Yesyesyes! power!

>>23213436
>Nope
We do NOT need to blow off our eyebrows.

>>23213436
"That sounds like transfiguration. I'm in."

>>23213436

No. This idiot is going to get us in trouble.

>Ass magic

>>23213436
Do whatever you want to do, Nindel, I don't care either way.

>>23213463
>>23213458
He's just gonna get himself in trouble.

We shall encourage him, watch, and learn.

I vote for having him do it!

>>23213436
Votan delicious wine learnin.

>>23213436

Can we use our flawless memory to remember some of the fun stuff they did?

Perhaps a word or two, a charm, or some bonus to learning those charms?

>>23213450
That looks like a very sexually powerful woman.

You try to fain disinterest.

"If you want" you say.

Nigel braces himself, retrieves his wand and points it at the water goblet before him.

He mumbles some unintelligble words. Nothing. He tries again, with feeling, tapping his wand against the goblet this time as he does it.

Roll 1d100 for Reflexes - 51 or less wins.

>>23213534
The kind named Millie. (:

Rolled 42

>>23213541

Mine is the lightning reflexes remembered.

Rolled 91

>>23213541
swag

>>23213541
Duck - and cover!

>>23213555

I'm really glad I posted quickly.

>>23213541

UNINTELLIGIBLE?!

HOW DARE HE!

Rolled 20

>>23213541

What the hell.

>>23213436
nigel is now seamus

>>23213608
That sounds like an Irish name.

Is there a story behind it?

>>23213613
Digging

Rolled 5

>>23213541
eye of rabbit harp string hum

The goblet begins to shake violently as it levitates slowly into the air. The water inside turning a nasty looking green.

Booom!

The goblem shoots directly at you, narrowly missing your head as you dodge out of the way, hitting the deck. A student's robe gets the full brunt of the new magical mixture, turning bright pink.

"Oops" says Nigel as the Hufflepuff, who just so happens to be Maud's flame, stomps over.

What the hell are you playing at! He shouts at you all as laughter erupts throughout the hall. You clamber to your feet as Nigel, oped mouthed, doesn't know what to do.

>Leave him alone it was an accident!
>We better go!
>It was my fault!
>Other

>>23213613
... its from the harry potter books bro

>>23213632

"He was failing to cast a charm, of course."

>>23213632
>Other
Start rubbing yourself as you listen to Nigel being berated.

>>23213638
I'm interested now.

From whence has this supple Irish name arrived?

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>>23213632
>>Other
Stare him down.

>>23213632
haha op i love it
>leave him alone it was an accident!

>>23213632
"It was an accident, obviously."

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>>23213632

Nigel you stupid git what are you doing?

>>23213661
I'm down

>>23213632
"he failed a spell, it's pretty common in wizard school"

>>23213632
"It was my fault, I told him to do it."
Because hating everyone is getting boring.

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>>23213632
>>Other
Stare at him, trying to bore into his very soul with our gaze, while thinking "I know about you and Maud Fauxly, so you'd better not piss me off or I can ruin her life, and it'll be all your fault." as hard as we can.

>>23213661

The dark stare disdainful stare of doom! Go!

>>23213677
You can go fuck yourself buddy. I like being a sexy bitch.

>>23213699
Millie's butthole probably tastes like dreams

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>>23213680

>>23213677
We haven't even been hating anyone. People keep wanting to do tsun shit.

>>23213699
We're eleven, and honestly every time we take the option to do nothing out of resentment it's kinda like OP going "Theres something happening, would you like to partake?" "No."

In the UK I'm going to start posting around 6-8am (I like waking up early). What is this 4chan time?

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>>23213717

>>23213725
+6 hours, I think.

>>23213732
Erm, -6. Derp.

>>23213725
4chan time is US East. So. Right now is 02:48 as indicated in your post.

Your body is usually 5 hours ahead of that.

So it should be around 02:00 4chan translated to you 07:00.

>>23213680
>I know about you and Maud Fauxly, so you'd better not piss me off or I can ruin her life, and it'll be all your fault.

The MAD situation we and our sister are currently in, is highly amusing. We'll probably have to check each other's letters home to make sure the stories add up.

>>23213732
>>23213737

YOU INTERNATION TIME NEWBIIIEIEREEIEIESSS.

>>23213710
>I have it on good authority that it does.

You stand and block Nigel from his view, staring down the Hufflepuff who is head and shoulders taller than you. His face has gone as pink as his robes as he shrugs it off.

"You're Maud's little sister aren't you?" he says, brows narrowing, handing held against his wand.

>"Yes, I am, now go away"
>"What of it?"
>"No, now go away"

Roll for Intimidate 1d100 - 34 or less

>>23213723
We're partaking. Coldly. Distantly. And soon, dominatingly.

Rolled 28

>>23213775
Yea, what of it?

Rolled 68

>>23213775
>>"What of it?"
"Yes, what of it?"

Rolled 7

>>23213775
"Yes now shoo."