>>23226745
Give her a hug. 'S no biggie.

>>23226789
Seconding a nonsexual hug. Don't we have class soon?

snap her neck.

>>23226745
"I take it Dad will be worse?"

>>23226745
We should probably make sure everyone has guns before we leave.

>>23226745
"It's okay. I think I got on her good side somewhere in there. It's not something I would expect them to like after one phone call. Please just give it time. Your mom, at the least, is willing to."

Seconding nonsexual hug. Actually, we were in the middle of getting beat off. We should let her finish that.

>>23226745

"its fine." pull her for a hug
"shall we get ready for school?"

>>23226745
"Hey, its okay. Parents can be frustrating sometimes. Take a look at my dad for example. Still hasn't asked me when my birthday is."

Its just a big shock. She knew you were straight. Then suddenly uyou have a girlfriend. I think we can work things out though. She didn't disown you and she threatened to kill me if I hurt you. Both good signs.

>>23226745
O she is just looking after you, and wants grand kids so... I don't think we got much of a problem long term

so whats with your dad?

>>23226813
Haha. Oh, shit, that got me good, man.

>>23226745
Sit next to her, stroke her body. "I expected worse, to be honest. You managed pretty well."

>>23226745
"It's alright, they just worry about you, same as any other parent." "Say what do they do anyways?"

>>23226745
Hugs And >>23226813
try to lighten the mood up a little, no sense heading into the first day with a down mood.

out of curiosity what did her parents expect when the send their daughter to a magical school?

did we ever asked that from all the chats with her?

The previous thread is now archived. Remember to vote it up.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blatant%20Fetish%20Quest

>>23226745
Next time I'll try to be more convincing and eloquent.

Do you think we should tell her about how dangerous this place is ? It would make a relativize.
Would she let you come back from winter break if she knew ?

>>23226745
Give her a hug, a few kisses.

"Don't apologize, I actually didn't expect it to go anywhere near that well. Though I take it your dad will be worse."

Give her a bit more hug time, rub her back, more kisses.

"I expect that telling them about my cock will not help us out in the least.

Speaking of my cock, you're going to finish what you started."

>>23226859

i guess something like the harry potter movies they were watching on their personal movie room.

You pull her in to a hug. She relaxes against your body. "I was honestly expecting worse," you say. "And trust me, I know how problematic parents can be. After all, my dad still hasn't asked me when my birthday is."

That gets a little chuckle out of Liz.

"So, what's the deal with your dad? And what do your parents do for a living, anyway?"

"My dad... Well. He's not as bad as my mother, but if she gets to him first, he will be. He's stubborn, so it's best I be the first one to talk to him," she says. She starts playing with your nipples, which is distracting. "My dad owns a software company, and my mother is a teacher. Anyway, how about a finish what I started earlier?" she asks, moving to straddle your hips and putting her arms loosely around your shoulders. She gives you a kiss. "We have a few hours before we need to get to class, and I haven't given you a proper wakeup yet."

You consent vehemently. Half an hour later, Liz has a pussy full of cum and a goofy smile and is holding you tight. "So, aside from breakfast, do you want to do anything else before class? We might be able to get in another study session or go try to hang out with the other first circle students or something."

What do you do?

>>23227139
It would be worth checking out the competition, go see the other first circle students.

>>23227139
Everybody go get guns. Go scope out the other firsties.

>>23227139
study session, we should try working on our sorcery as we absolutely suck at it

>>23227139
Try having an enchanting study session with them, we failed last time, gotta make up for that.

>>23227139
I think meeting the other students early could be useful.


Are we good enough yet to conceal our auras and protect our minds ?

We'd better be ready to do this before we meet the rest.

By the way Liz, what would you think of using the Dryad's corpse to grow one of her children ? I like the thought, but we would have to find that body.

>>23227139
Have more sex, obviously.

>>23227139
>aside from Breakfast, do you want to do anything else before class

If you know what I mean.

Let's go hang out with people, see the competition, scope them out, see who's making a fuss, and who's staying quiet, get some connections to the others, and we want Liz to get a bit of public exposure for the Archmage Society. Obviously we're all going to be armed when going out, we're smart about this.

Make sure to give Breakfast some petting before we go, call her a good girl, have Breakfast eat our cum out of Liz's pussy while we're eating breakfast, see how Liz is doing before we all go, see what our Dad's plans for the day are.

I just want to get to class already.
Meditate on living alchemy to make our body require less food.

>>23227178
I don't think we'll need guns for when we meet the other students. Maybe on the way out of here, but there shouldn't be open fights when we're all gathering.

>>23227231
That's actually worth some research if we find ourselves with an opportunity to procure the remains.

>>23227264
I think that's enchantment.

>>23227139
lets go check out the competition

>>23227231
>using the Dryad's corpse to grow one of her children
"When you were a baby, I fed you your mother."

>>23227264
I don't think we can pull that off yet, but we spend some evenings with Lotus we can pick that up from the people who can do it without too much trouble.

Not needing sleep means 8 extra study/fucking hours a day.

>>23227273
>I don't think we need guns
Confirmed for trying to get us killed.

What are we going to do on the walk home if another <random monster here> shows up? Fireball it to death with our 0 sorcery?

>>23227273
Never hurts to be prepaired, and a non-magical handgun's not hard to conceal.

>>23227231
>Dryad's corpse
it's been two days there is no way it's still there

>>23227303
Ask dad if we should be packing while going to school then.
Also, no we don't fireball, we mindbolt it into a vegetable.

>>23227284
>>23227302
I'm pretty sure the tattoo-girl we met at the Lotus meeting taught us how to permanent living alchemy, we just need to take a couple hours per attempt for each change.

>>23227224
seconding this.

>>23227139
Study I think.

>>23227303
>>23227321
Clearly we need to get Liz up to date on conjuration, and have her spell up the guns to teleport to our hands.

>>23227264
It takes three hours per roll when self-enchanting and to self-enchant your body, you need to accrue a total of 4 successes.

>>23227340
That's assuming we can. Dad said he didn't even know if he was capable of breaking a vampire lord.

Just bring a gun.

>>23227301
Well at least they had some sort of relation.
And we grew in our mother's body too.

>>23227301
"I also fed your sister my cum every single day before we was even grown.

We do not have a normal family relationship, now keep on sucking."

>>23227279
Another thought is what happens if we use a mix of ingredients. Say Dragon blood and Phoenix ash together, would that make a Dryad with scaley bark and feathery leaves?

>>23227340
of course

why wouldn't we take at least a hand gun the only relay question is do we bring a rifle to class

>>23227393
family that plays together stay together

>>23227337
Indeed. But it is somewhere.
We'd just have to find it.

>>23227374
What kind of magic is used for detection/divination ?

>>23227139
Study, make sure everyone is armed before they leave.

>>23227374
That is longer than I thought. I guess we'll save that for later then.

>>23227413
Depends on your method of detecting/divining.

>>23227412
Nah, no need for a rifle. Too many questions, bad first impression, and it advertises that we have weapons, which might make us a target for other firsties looking to arm up. Plus, I don't see us really needing a distance weapon in the classroom.

Imagine how fucked we would be if we had not found a supply of weapons like we did?
Imagine trying to take on the vampire lord with a shitty alchemized gladius. Now that would suck.

>>23227426

for example... a crystal ball?

>>23227426
Is it possible to cast a spell, then bind it onto an object to be cast later?
Such as having Liz cast fireball, hook it onto a rock that we can later wing at our enemies like a magic grenade?

We need to see Liz's mom. Y'know, if she's worth having.

>>23227469
Or maybe casting plagues on our bullets?

>>23227469
Yeah, that's a down and dirty, crude, simple, cheap enchantment, done with alchemy. At that point, though, it would probable just be easier to use conjuration to steal or alchemy to craft an actual grenade.

>>23227485
Cast summon bullet on your bullets.

>>23227426
I got a seed, I want to find the corpse of the dryad without destroying the seed.
Maybe by trying to see the corpse from afar, maybe by feeling the direction to it.

>>23227456
What I mean is, you can use Enchantment to detect minds and thoughts, Sorcery to detect and manipulate forces, Conjuration to track things at very long distances, or Alchemy to analyze something's composition. The method is important.

>>23227500
That was just the simplest example I could think of.
Would it be possible to do something like cast Mind Break on a bullet, so that anyone shot has to roll a save against SAN loss?

>>23227474
I agree. Maybe we can get our Dad to grab Liz's mom, and then we can have Lunch and Breakfast?

>>23227508
>corpse of the dryad
we don't want it, double dryad isn't likely to give good bonuses

>>23227543
It will make your dryad more generic than before. Which could be something you want.

>>23227543
Then what about the thrall's brains? Make them super obedient.

>>23227573
They'll be imprinted on us. All evidence says that we won't have to worry about their obedience, even when they're going through their precocious period.

>>23227561
I'd like that, actually. Dryads on their own are my fetish, and we need some vanilla to make the other flavors stand out.

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Hey Fem, how do demons work in this setting? Are they literally from Hell, or are they just beings that live among us?

>>23227527
I would say in this example that the OBJECTIVE is important, and will influence your methodology, which will in turn dictate what skill you use.

>>23227598
ask dad

>>23227598
Depends on whom you ask. And which demons you ask, for that matter.

>>23227139
>What do you do?

SOooooo.

We really like liz, right?

here's what we need to do.

We need to get her into a prestige society. Asap. We've wasted enough time fucking and studying - we need to trade favors with the Archmages(perhaps start with the librarian? She's probably well connected), or ask dad to ask people in his society that are now graduated, to get liz into the archmage society.
There's no guarantee it will happen.

So we need to start making her look GOOD and get out there, so they take notice.

I think that means doing something NOTEWORTHY, like some great magic where people can see it, or showing UP to class with foci already enchanted - we should have HER make a ring of mind shielding too, for example

>>23227649

You know, Lin may have some advice on this matter.
Hasn't she been to this school, what, three times already?

>>23227649
We created a ring of mind Raping, not mind shielding.
Her having a ring of mind shielding is a good idea though.

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>>23227649
Elizabeth's current sheet, for reference.

>>23227682
We need to get her to finish that conjuration square, and working on her next sorcery square.

>>23227679
And a ring of ironskin and one of detect poison and one of warding against teleportation and one that focuses healing spells and a set for various beams, rays, cones and blasts of magic and who knows what else.
We need to get PIMPED.

>>23227715
We don't need a ring of ironskin and poison detection, as once we have the time we will meditate to make our body harder than titanium and invulnerable to poisons.

>>23227682
Her sheet is making me worry. Max has higher average stats + the ring.

Unless the Archmagi value stats differently Liz's prospects are looking bad.

>>23227707

Dad can help with that, I think. We should have a major pow-wow with the household on how to prepare for CLASSES - and get lin the attention of the archmage society.

Perhaps we can guilt Petrov into helping, if he's still alive. It should be fairly easy to .... just ask him if he remembers our dad, since we 'heard from our mom' that they were classmates.

>>23227682
Can we see dad's sheet, please?

Out of curiosity, what kind of a witch is our mom? Is that anything we know about?

>>23227682
Wait...are we better than Liz at everything except Soul right now?

>>23227682
We need to stop distracting her with fucking and make buckle down to study.

>>23227760
She has higher mind, conjuration, and sorcery.

We actually have better soul.

>>23227757
Mom is a muggle.

>>23227751
Part of that is us being the protag so most of the character advancement and training is focused on us, though Liz should probably get some off screen bonuses to stuff when she studies something when we aren't there.

>>23227760
She has you beat in Mind, Sorcery, and Conjuration.

>>23227751

We've been fucking instead of studying. Lets fix that. Or figure out a way to do both at the same time. Or use one as the incentive for another.

Perhaps we can have dad dreamtutor LIZ. Looks like they have fairly similiar skillsets.

I would guess that the archmagi look at intentions and moral wholeness more than stats - after all, its easy to train spellslinging(its a school for that), but its hard to pick a candidate WORTH the expenditure of effort

>>23227748
Not for us, for Liz. She's not going to get the Lotus's secrets for living alchemy, so focuses are the next best thing.

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>>23227811
>moral wholeness

>>23227811
>Liz learns to conquer the dreamweb
Yes. YES. NOW, instead of having to balance our fucking and studying time, we spend all day studying, and fuck in our dreams. We can get our rest, AND we can also remain in active contact with Liz 24 hours per day, or damn near it.

"Let's go meet the competition," you say with a grin. You and Liz get dressed and find Lin. Each of them takes a pistol, and you take two, just to be safe. Then the three of you book it out of the tower and over to the library - Dane said that the intro classroom was near there.

Sure enough, you find a few students in the hallway. You listen for a bit and overhear how a few students dropped out after those special needs students were murdered and that girl went missing. There are, apparently, a lot of people who are nervous about the coming semester.

You see Sam sitting over by fish-guy. He gives you a smile and a wave. You think fish-guy might be smiling too - it's hard to tell with him.

What do you do?

>current class population: 56

>>23227893
Lets go talk to Sam.

I'm not all that interested in fish man though. If he tries to stick around he's going in the dryad mulch.

inb4 stop trying to make Max a murderhobo

>>23227893
Reduce the class population to 5;
Snap all their necks.

>>23227893
Sure, go talk to Sam and fish-guy. We should probably learn fish-guy's name so we can stop calling him fish-guy.

>>23227953
I'd say it's more a case of "stop trying to start pointless fights when we're going to have more than enough enemies already soon enough."

>>23227893
Let's go meet Sam and Fishman. We didn't get his name last time.
Ask if they got into a society yet, and if they made axquaintances with other people.

Then go meet the other Lotus first years.

>>23227893
Ask Sam how he's doing. What's going around in the rumor mill, whether anyone's tried to kill anyone else yet, whether he's got a hideaway yet, etc.

>>23227953
I agree with the first half of this suggestion, and I'll give Snapple a zen-headsmack for the second half.

>>23227893
Wave to fishguy and Sam, but talk to some of the others. Look for the scared ones, or the ones who look ready to fight.

>>23227974
Second.

>>23227893
Go see Sam and Fish-Guy, make friendly conversation and ask them what they know about the other students so far.

Also ask Fish-Guy his name.

>>23227893
so we have 4 drop outs 3 deaths and 1 "missing" before the first class, the year is off to a great start.

>>23227974
>inb4 his name is fish-guy

>>23227893
8 down, 24 to go.

Talk with Sam and Fishy, see how they're doing, see if they've heard anything interesting on the rumor mill.

Then we can go out and meet some of the other students, get our names out there, learn faces, all of that jazz.

>>23228027
Next Lotus meeting we should ask others what their statistics were.

>>23227953
>>23227967
You're being annoying.

>>23227893
>current class population: 56
How many are pretty ?

Ask Fishguy and Sam what societies they belong to, if any.

Ask Sam about the nature of his "gift". We want juicy details.

Rolled 40

>>23227893

rolling to concentrate on class

>>23228064
>How many are pretty ?
This is an important consideration.

>>23228048
Sounds like a great way for everyone to think we're crazy.

"What's your alchemy at, yo? I almost gots me 2 boxes. ... What? You mean you all cant see little blue squares representing your talents? Why are you looking at me weird?What do you mean get the fuck away from me? Stop running away! "

>>23228027
The fact that anyone STAYS in this school can only be explained with magic.

Sadly, we can't make any more Dextra members "disappear", unless we want to get more first-years killed.

Wait, we actually want to get the other first-years killed. Hmmm...

>>23228104
He meant class statistics. Dead/missing/dropped out.

>>23228075
He's got a pussy instead of a cock, he doesn't have tits.

>>23228104
He's referring to death/dropout/missing statistics.

>>23228104
"If I befriend you I can see your stats."

>>23227893
Talk to sam and fish, then go to class.

>>23228033
>inb4 it's actually fish-girl
Seriously, how do you tell with fish?

>>23228104
Or one could interpret that to mean class statistics. How fast their classmates left the running.

>>23228118
Except that pretty soon they'll be coming after us

>>23228122
I mean, does he have any succubus abilities besides the pussy? Like being able to suck souls of men and kill them, or an influence over men so that they're attracted to him, like we have with women

>>23228134
"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"

>>23228134
If I die, I will become you....

>>23228187
One would assume that yes, such is the case.

>>23228183
What the FUCK can they do? And for that matter, how would they even find us?

It is probable that Sam was raised as a girl. That's why he's such a crybaby, perhaps.

>>23228187
I would assume he has pretty much the same bent as us, but with more soul sucking as that's what Succubutts do.

>>23228234
Magic.

You walk up to Sam and fish-guy. "Hey, Sam," you say. He nods at you. "Hey... Actually, I don't think I got your name."

"Hera," says the fish-guy. Fish-girl? You can't tell in that bulky water suit.

"So, how are you two doing? Find anywhere to stay? Join any societies?" you ask.

"I joined the Alchemists' Guild," says Hera. "I'm staying at the guildhall until I can find a place of my own. They're really quite accommodating, if you can ignore the smells."

"I joined the Walkers. They suddenly seemed a lot more attractive. I'm staying in London right now. Not sure if that's where I'll keep staying. I know most Walkers end up living in extradimensional spaces," he says, shrugging. "I've been spending the past few days power-studying my Conjuration, though. Collecting tons of foci to burn as-needed too."

"I've mostly been finishing setup on my base," you say, "Though I have gotten in some studying and time with Liz and Lin too."

"Sounds fun," says Hera. "By the way, watch out for that guy," says Hera, pointing over at Pierre. "He's a harmless moron, but he's spouting off Dextra bullshit at anyone who will listen."

What do you do?

>>23228183
I'd be happy about that. Y'know, what with the rape and mind fucking we'd done.

We were supposed to NOT be our Dad, but noooo, /tg/ loves the rape too fucking much.

>>23228249
He would have been raised by the succubus, who would know how this shit works. His dad was probably dead before he was born.

>>23228252
So he's probably gay thanks to him being half-succubus, like we are gay because we have cock.

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>>23228275
>Fish-girl?
Why do we care about Sam again? Because I sure don't.

>>23228275
Avoid Pierre. Faggot's not worth our time.

>>23228148
Thanks for giving Fem ideas, anon. Thank you.

>>23228275
"London sounds nice. Timezones must be a bitch.

Yeah, he does seem pretty crazy. But the dumb ones like him probably aren't going to get that far.

Anyone else here catch your eye?"

>>23228275
If we use Pierre as a focus, can we get steelskin or sleeplessness faster/easier?

>>23228148
>inbv4 its actually a fish-girl whose name is Fssh'gai

>>23228275
>Fish Girl
So, how well can we see her in her suit?

Because my first image when I was told fishguy several threads back was literally a guy with a fish-head.

Now I would like to know if she's more human-looking than that.

For reasons.

Sexy reasons.

>>23228275
Agree with fish-girl on the subject of religious asshole nutjobs, then wait for class.

>>23228275
Casually mention that we've met, and then pass on listening to him. We don't need to be pissy before class. Ask Sam if he knows if there's any public information available for general academy use regarding Walkers. Even if we can't pull extradimensional shenanigans, it'd be very, very useful for flash-stepping and emergency teleportation.

>>23228288
The only rape/mindfucking that has been does WAS our dad. And we didn't want to be a deadbeat like him.

>>23228275
>I joined the Walkers
Called it.

As for Pierre "He took the same bus as us and the idiot tried to recruit me. He'll probably bite off more than he can chew soon enough."

>>23228288
So far, the closest thing we've done to rape was calming Liz down so we didn't have to kill her, and we've done not even a single bit of mind fucking. Feel free to leave this quest at any time.

>>23228352
Seconding.

>>23228275
Disregard Pierre, guy's a tool, he'll get ganked soon enough, it's the quiet ones we have to watch out for.

Let's try to talk with Pierre. For fun. Let's not say anything suspicious.

>>23228336
My sides
>>23228348
We NEED to learn how to flash-step. We will never be a true muscle-wizard until we can move at the speed of fist

>>23228343
We assumed male earlier, we are assuming female now because of the name Hera.

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>>23228296
>seduce the fishgirl
>she squats down and squeezes out some eggs
>"Alright, now you fertalize them."
>Max's face when
>"What's wrong? Is this your first time?"

>>23227893
>>current class population: 56

I LOVE what this foreshadows

>>23228390
>Then she leaves and we use the eggs as dryad mulch
>Sorry Herra. They didn't make it through the winter.

>>23228405
Wait, were there sixty or sixty-four students in our entering class? Did four other people die without our involvement?

>>23228351
Oh I'm sorry, you got your Dad to do it. So much better.

>>23228433
They heard about the murders and left.

>>23228390
>we stick it up her egg hole anyways
>she dies because some fish die after they mate
>use her as dryad chow

>>23228433
Four people dropped out because of all the murders. They probably figured they were going to harry potter school before they got here.

>>23228369
We can't let him survive the year. If he can make it to second circle, then he becomes a major problem. I would let him be for a while, but if he's still alive by the half-way point, we gank him.

>>23228275
yea I met the dick Nazi first day at the hostel before the buss ride, had a long conversation, scared the shit out of me

>>23228327
this is good to say

So... get any exploring done?

cause watch out for the vampires dam blood suckers

>>23228418
I support this plan

what you using as foci?

also look what I made (show off that finger swag )

>>23228275
"Yeah, we've met. My dad's in the Walkers, they sound pretty cool. What do the Alchemists do?"
I bet it involves alchemy.

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>>23228438
He did it of his own volition to feed.
Even IC we disapproved and got him to put her back together a bit.

>>23228438
He did it without consulting us. Do you actually follow this quest, or are you just some random person who's read a handful of posts?

>>23228456
>>23228446
>>23228433
>>23228405
Guys. Fem just said "few people", not four. We don't know how many.

Make sure to call him a DickNazi when talking to Sam.

Is funny.

>>23228418
>>23228451
>mulchmind

>>23228438
We dint ask for him to, he just sorta did it. And we've done everything we can to provide for Breakfast.

Don't tell me you're still mad about the lack of incest.

>>23228482
>56 people remaining
>started with 64
>1 disappeared
>3 murdered

Maths is a wonderful thing.

>>23228482
Well four are confirmed out of action, and until we confirm the rest, we are assuming they dropped out. It doesn't really matter either way.

>>23228467
dad was a weaver, not a walker

>>23228485
of course was there any chance we wouldn't?

>>23228433
Out of curiosity, why are you still in this quest if you hate it?

>>23228494
>several dropped out

>>23228467
From the sounds of it, it sounded a lot more like traditional alchemy/chemistry rather than the FMA style alchemy we've been playing around with.

>>23228511
I think you quoted the wrong person, or you took my post extremely out of context.

>>23228494
Wow. I completely missed that line in that post.

Cary on then. With reducing that number.

>>23228513
We were told there are 56 students here.

First year started with 64 students.

-1 because Breakfast is mindfucked

-3 because three special students got nailed to a wall.

that would leave 60 students remaining.

60-56 = 4

Therefore, 4 students are missing and unaccounted for, and most likely the ones who dropped out.

I don't know what about this is difficult for you.

>>23228535
It wouldn't be the first time something was taken out of context to start an argument during this quest.

>>23228499
Pfft, six letters, beginning with W, ending in ER and specializing in conjuration. Close enough.

>>23228535
Oops, I meant to quote the guy bitching about Max being a murderous rapist. My bad.

>>23228560
Hey Blatant Fetish Quest
>basic math

>>23228576
it's hard to do math while your masturbating.

>>23228576
Math is my fetish.

>>23228568
Weavers also specialize in enchantment though. Gotta get all up in that dreamweb after all.

>>23228601
>masturbating
>hard
heheh

>>23228605
Does 2 + 2 = boner?

>>23228601
I haven't fapped in the last few threads.

There's been nothing particularly noteworthy, smut-wise.

>>23228617
It did when I was in middle school, but just about everything equaled boner back then.

>>23228635
I gotta say, Blatant Fetish Quest IS surprisingly tame.

"That's Pierre. He rode on the same bus as me, Liz, and Lin. He's a total tool and I expect him to get ganked in the first few weeks," you say.

"I figured," says Sam.

"He tried to recruit me to the DickNazi brigade!" you say to him, almost laughing.

"Wow. Okay, yeah, I guess we don't need to worry about him," says Hera.

"Anyway, London sounds nice. How are you handling the time zones?"

"It's not that big of a deal, really. It's not that far away."

"Do you have your eye on anyone else yet?" you ask.

"Him," Hera says, pointing to a brown-skinned boy with a short, sparse beard. He's leaning against the wall and reading a book and wearing a simple white button-up shirt and jeans. He looks like he could be Arabic, or perhaps Indian. "He supposedly teleported directly here. He's also supposedly angling for the Society of the Archmagi; he hasn't joined a society yet."

"I think it's just rumors," says Sam dismissively.

What do you do now?

>>23228635
Personally the plot is much more interesting than the smut. Even if most of the plot is dedicated to obtaining smut material.

>>23228652
Quick, snap his neck. We can't have someone taking Liz's spot.

>>23228640
Or boobs if you hold your calculator upside down.

>>23228673
better yet shoot him in the head do it now

>>23228652
Nrrrrrgh, competition makes my blood boil.

>>23228652
Convince Sam to seduce him and eat his soul or whatever it is cuntboys do.

>>23228659
I'm not saying I disapprove of the plot, just mentioning that the smut has been somewhat absent from recent threads.

>>23228652
Femcock, inquiring minds need to know, what is the fish to girl ratio of Hera? Full on fish head? Sexy blue-skinned scaly girl with gills?

>>23228652
Talk to him so we somehow find about his skills and weaknesses.

>>23228701
100% suit.
How the fuck should we know?

>>23228700
>>23228706
combine have sam do it

>>23228701
You have no way of knowing with all of that reverse-diving-suit in the way.

>>23228652
Kill the raghead. Dextra Domini in waiting there.

>>23228720
I wasn't sure whether we could see her face through the suit helmet or anything.

>>23228652
It looks like someone might have a little...accident.[spoiler}

>>23228652
Target acquired.

I'd really prefer him going down now rather than having us get a tsp of the fucking sun teleported into our base in a couple years
.

>>23228652
Oh well, I guess we could go introduce ourselves to him, although I suspect we won't get much out of him.

>>23228734
>Wants to join Archmagi
>Dextra Domini
I thought the SotA was a separate society.

>>23228728
Is it possible to cast some kind of xray spell that isn't dependent upon deadly radiation?
What class of magic would that be?

Guys, guys. No killings. Killings bad.

Talk to him. Try to be friendly.

>>23228652
Durka durka? Jihad him.

>>23228652
>It's not that far away
2 hours time difference still sounds annoying. He has to get up at like 5am to make it to school.

>>23228762
Seriously. He might be amicable enough, for all we know. He's not bashing our door in with a battering ram, he's just standing there.

>>23228759
Dextra Domini are crazy violent fanatics.
Muslims are crazy violent fanatics.

Same thing basically.

>>23228673
>>23228691
>>23228700
Don't do something stupid in public.
>>23228652
Scan the crowd, see who else stands out.

Then go talk to the guy, introduce ourself, strike up a chat. Try to learn more about him than we reveal. See what he's reading.

>>23228779
That isn't too bad, with teleportation. He could have chosen somewhere on the other side of the world, after all.

No attempted murder in the classroom, we were warned the teachers don't appreciate that, and they can and will kill the fuck out of us.

>>23228652
Go say hi, see what he's like, knowing your enemy is an important first step.

no overt killing yet, we need to make sure it can't be linked to us

One of these days you guys are all going to make the same stupid sarcastic "loljustkidding" quip about what to do, and FemCOCK is going to take you seriously.

>>23228806
Sounds good.

>>23228792
He's trying to take Liz's spot as archmage, which makes him our enemy by default.
Snap his neck.

>>23228700
Hera's got her eye on him, let's not go trying to knock him off. Or trying to get Sam to piss off Hera.

Seriously, we should be taking this opportunity to build a little cabal here.

>>23228801
I lol'd.

But seriously, we're trying to fight crazy bigoted fanatics that judge us for our ancestry. Let's not be the same as them.

>>23228652
We can get Dad to take care of him. No need to worry too too much.

Ooh! Ooh! Can we turn him into a beautiful brown girl?

>>23228700

i don't think we are close enough to him yet to do that.

>>23228849
Eventually, but not yet. We have yet to learn the transformation punch.

>>23228847
It's not ancestry, it's their backwards stone nigger religion.

>>23228849
a dead one sure


>>23228866
lets get closer talk to sam more
so .. ill show you mine if you show me yours

>>23228884
>>23228801
/pol/ pls go

DON'T talk to him. We don't know his powers.

Try to stealth follow him as far as we can. He has to sleep some time.

>>23228884
Sure is /pol/ in here.

>>23228884
>demons are bad
>you have demon blood, therefore you are bad
>you are different than us (plant girl, special dorms, etc.), therefore you are bad

It is ancestry. Or looks.

>>23228898
/pol/ isn't here, this is /tg/.

Also, you don't have to go to /pol/ to know that Islam sure isn't the 'religion of peace.'

>>23228914
Yeah, but muslims make a CHOICE. That's a big difference.

No /tg/, you are the /pol/

>>23228926
>Also, you don't have to go to /pol/ to know that Islam sure isn't the 'religion of peace.'
/pol/, you're not fooling anyone. Now shoo

>>23228926
This isn't your political soapbox homie.

You walk up to the guy reading the book. After all, it's good to have friends, right? "Hi, I-"

"Please leave," he says in crisp, curt, aristocratic British English.

"I was just trying to-"

"No, really, please go."

"Listen, my name is-"

"I don't care. I'm not interested."

What do you do?

there is almost no religion that has not had violent fanatics who are willing to kill and use terror to repress others

>>23228899
We're waiting around before class. We can't stalk him right now. And intel is Intel.

>>23228849
Having Dad help us bump him off is a good plan. But it's easier to kill than enslave and he might be a major threat.

But not until we know more about him.

>>23228955
>>23228956
I'm not the one that started dragging in this tumblr grade shit. I made a SINGLE joke, and you go all PC police on me.

>>23228976
Snap his neck.
That'll teach him to be an ass to someone trying to be friendly.

>>23228976
snap his neck or mind

>>23228976
Leave him be.

>>23228981
That's only true if the only religions you're considering are the Abrahamic faiths of Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. Most religions don't do that.

>>23228976
Snap neck.

>>23228976
Head back to Hera and Sam.

"Yeah, I don't think you're going to get far with him, Hera."

Real social. Flick something at his head then leave him be. Call over your shoulder that your name is Max and its been a pleasure.

>>23228976
What a dick.

Well, I guess at least now I don't have to feel bad about us plotting to kill him.

Leave him be. For now.

>>23228976
rude ass snap his neck

>>23228976
See? Just a few steps from screaming fatwas.

>>23228976
Jesus fuck, you people trying to say "Snap Neck" are just asking to ruin this quest in the dumbest way possible.

Leave him alone. He's clearly not interested. Once we show prowess and capability, then we'll have his attention.

>>23228976

we'll kill him later

>>23228976
Call him a sandnigger.

>>23229006
And Zoroastrianism, the followers of Tao didn't NEED an excuse, Shinto fought amongst themselves and visciously murdered any foreigner (and thus non-shintoist) they encountered, Egyptians enslaved quite a few people over the course of their empire, as did Rome...

>>23228981
How about the modern day? What faith is held in common by the majority of crazy backwards fanatics? Who are the ones throwing acid at little girls? Who calls for beheadings of people that draw cartoons?

God, I hate self hating whites

>>23228976
shrug and go away?

>>23228976
>The book is a focus

Light that shit on fire.

>>23228976
"Not very friendly are you. Being civil doesn't cost anything, and friends are always good around here.

But if you don't want to talk you can suit yourself."

If he doesn't respond find someone else interesting and talk to them.

>>23228976
leave this clown alone, if he's a problem we can deal with it later

>>23228812
Yeah. Like South Africa, which is in the same time zone as Romania and also speaks English. Much more convenient.

>>23228976
Sandnigger dies.

>>23228976
Just leave. Who cares. He's not going to make friends like that, and without friends he's already dead.

>>23229051
Christians do all of those things in India, Africa, South America, Central America... Really, all you're doing is describing what people do in impoverished nations with monotheistic faiths.

>>23228275
>"He's a harmless moron, but he's spouting off Dextra bullshit at anyone who will listen."
A little too zealous, I think. I can't help but wonder if Pierre isn't actually a long-term Nemesis plant or something.

>>23229051
This is nothing about self-hate, it's about you dragging your political and religious grievances into a fantasy quest thread. It's fucking pathetic and benefits nobody.

>>>/pol/

>>23228976
All the samefags saying to attack him need to stop.

>>23228976
Shrug and walk away.

This level of confidence means he either considers himself so powerful compared to the rest of us that we aren't worth his time.

Or he has massive overestimated his abilities and thinks that the first possibility is true.

>>23228976
Snap neck.

Rolled 9

>>23228976
Alright, I guess.

I don't like him. Samiam

Who the fuck even said this guy was Muslim? This is some fucking retarded-ass racist bullshit.

>>23228976
Leave him alone. I don't want this dick summoning an anvil on top of Max.

>>23228976
Turn his head around so he can see his ass before we kick it.

>>23228976

well thats
>>23228997
>>23228995
>>23229007
>>23229016
>>23229096

what we must do latter make sure to watch him close see if he drops or tosses anything we can use to track him latter

>>23229110
Agreed.

>>23229091
They won't. I just hope Femcock ignores their rampant idiocy.

It isn't even funny, just annoying.

The level of retardism in this thread is unusually strong, even by this quest's standards.

>>23229110
And the guy screaming at us for not agreeing with him is no better than the Dextra Domini, who are, by his equation, the same as muslims.

Funny, that.

>>23228976
Well that's not very nice.

>>23229114
NO NECK SNAPPING.

Fuck.

Also keep discussions and comments about IRL religions or politics out of this fantasy quest. Yes, religion is bad, etc., but we're all secular here, so shut up and vent in /pol/ or something.

>>23229110
You don't know much about modern day Britain, do you?

>>23228976
This man must die.

We can't let anyone disrespect us in public without retribution falling on them.

>>23229174
You realize that FemCOCK said this guy could easily be Indian, right? He's just a fucking brown guy. That's literally all that we can tell about him.

>>23229174
It depends on the part of Britain.

For example, I live in the south coast, where seeing a person who isn't white is a strange and rare experience.

Rolled 75

>>23229191
Stop being retarded

>>23229191
And you'll be dead soon after. Quit being fucking stupid, and realize that murder on school grounds is still actually considered illegal and the faculty and security will murder your ass for it.

>>23228976
Let's look around while we're waiting for the classes to start.

Ignore the guy for now.

He's going for the society of the Archmagi slot, so the first thing we need to do is see how good he is in class.

Then we can decide whether to murder him, or just let Liz publicly humiliate him by swiping the spot from him.

>>23229191
I agree, he must die. I disagree with the respect thing though, we should only kill him because he's competition for Liz.

>>23228976
No neck snapping, but inform him that he should see a doctor about that stick up his ass: it's apparently poking his brain.

>>23229091
I made a single joke about Sam fucking him to death. I think instead of trying to kill all the competition, we need to focus on making Liz stand out.

>>23229229
Or, third option, instead of trying to do everything ourselves, we develop Liz to be good enough to simply stomp him in every regard.

You know.

The three options that don't involve murder and actually facilitate a good story and character development.

>>23229200
>>23229197
Crisp aristocratic British accent. Probably like Anjem Chaudry, a second generationer.

>>23229262
This.

I hope the bribes for the librarian will help. Or our dad knowing Petrov. 15 years ago. And Petrov might be dead. Yeah, that might be a stretch...

>>23229264
well yeah, that was covered in the "just let Liz publicly humiliate him by swiping the spot from him" part of my post.

>>23228976
Dextra Domini attack! Ohhhh, well it only killed this one kid. What a coinkydink.

Dextra Domini will serve a wonderful cover.

>>23228976
Kill him.

We've gone through too much shit to be dissed by this little cunt.

>>23229313
>Blatant Retard Quest

snap neck

>>23229329
and fuck his mouth?

"Rude piece of shit," you say, then walk off back to Sam and Hera. "Yup, guy's an asshole. I think that he thinks that he's better than all of us."

"Sounds like he could be serious competition," says Liz, her eyes narrowing. "I'll need to see how good he is and make sure I'm better."

"I could just kill him," you suggest. You're still pretty angry. "Just walk up and put a bullet in him. Oh, or snap his neck. That would be fun!"

"Max, don't be retarded," says Lin, slapping you in the back of the head. "The teachers don't really investigate murders, but if you do it right in front of a classroom, they'll just teleport you into the sun or something. Seriously, that is just profoundly stupid of you to completely ignore context like this."

"...fine," you say, sullenly.

It's at this point that a middle-aged man comes strolling down the hallway. He has an angular, hawkish face, prematurely white hair, a short beard, and a slate-gray three piece suit. He pushes open the doors to the classroom, strolls inside, and then yells back behind him, "Whenever you're all ready, then." His accent sounds mostly English, with maybe a bit of Russian or something to it?

What do you do?

Why kill him when we can crush his ambition by aiding Liz in completely outshining him and stealing his spot as Society of the Archmagi firstie.

Then we will bottle his tears as spell components.

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>>23229329
I told you dawgs, I told you this quest attracted retards like the plague.

>>23228976
"Hey Pierre, what's up? Still fighting the good fight?"
I wonder how long it will take him to realise. I wonder whether his dicknazi friends will kick him out for fraternising with the enemy.

>>23229372
Why the fuck did you actually post what the retards were saying.

Jesus christ.

>>23229372
"PETROV?!?!?!"

lets now pay attention to the teacher.

>>23229372
Are there seats in here, did we actually get a description of the classroom? If so, take a seat I guess.

>>23229394
So that I could call them stupid by proxy through Yin.

>>23229372
Greet teacher politely.

>>23229372
Let's go to class, then.

>>23229422
Oh, well that's fair enough then.

>>23229372
Get our study on.
Get the three of us seats along the side closest the door, two rows back. That will allow us to hear the teacher fairly well and still bolt out quickly if the need arises.

>>23229372
Time to sit back and enjoy class.