>>23292893
You are Albert C. Holici a college student at Asgard Technical institute. A former Army infantry Sgt. with a clean service record and sixteen personaly confirmed kills. You Returned to the states a hero amongst your friends and family. You used your GI benifits to attend College and get a Law degree.

Guts:20 (you've seen bodies they wouldn't scare you reanimated or not.)
SR:31 (HOLY FUCKING SHIT (yes thats the description of your spiritual resistance to magic,ghosts,demons,and general fuckery) )

The Warrior
Str:14
Dex:17
Con:15
Int:13
Spirit:16
Cha:19

>(Unforeseen Complication: unlucky - Having a 13 in your stats makes you reroll any crits when facing a luck based enemy. EX: The Game of Two with a "Dealer".)

>(Student of DA RUUULEZ: You gain a bonus when ever Law or contracts are involved. Ex: a demon deal.)

>(Wargear: You mailed home a battered e-tool that took a chunk of shrapnel that was meant for your neck. It is a symbol of your time in the desert. + 2 to attack and defense rolls when wielding your shovel.)

>(Cool Heels, Nice Wheels: You own a black and red 1969 Mach 1 Mustang. It gives no stats, you get all the bitches. Stop being greedy)

You have my Entrenching Tool, Dumble.

sweet lets get this bad boy rolling

ok, let's get this going.

>>23293041
>>23293008
>>23292949
im writefaggin first post sorry they will be faster after this one

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In the meantime, for those who are unfamiliar, this is our chosen weapon.

This thread excites me.

>>23293135

I thought /TG/ loved wood axes

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You wake up hunched over a desk. Your head rests smothered in your folded arms. A dull throbbing pain is all you can make of last night. As you open your eyes and try to raise your head, you immediately recoil. The bright florescent lighting of the room burning your retinas like a vampire in son light. At least you think it hurts them, that twilight movie got you all fucked on the subject.

As your eyes adjust to the room you realize you are in a lecture hall on campus. It seems to be empty save for you and a figure sitting three rows in front of you on your left. You rub the sleep from your eyes, they clear and reveal a woman with bright orange hair flipping through notes. She has headphones blaring and doesn't notice you waking as she sings softly aloud.

>Say something
>Go over to her
>leave
>other
(warning: i will ignore all overly silly posts and if other option is abused i will remove it.)

>>23293152

>It's late nigjhh and we are on campus, let's leave then. Also, we are popular but beta faggots.

>>23293152
What if we leave to take a rest and something for the ache or something?

>>23293152
Why the fuck was an ex-army sgt watching Twilight?

>Go over to her, time to fuck a redhead, USA!

>>23293147
im glad i hope i don't let you down with my sup par english skills

>>23293152

>It's late night and we are on campus, let's leave then. Also, we are popular but beta faggots.

>>23293185
you have no idea what time it is
sorry if that wasn't clear

>>23293191
a girl you were trying to fuck wanted to see it at the movies. you are a romantic like that. you got anal that night.

>>23293152
we should go over and talk to her

>>23293190
then you would just leave and i would writefag

>>23293232
Seems legit

>>23293152
Go over to her, ask when class starts.

>>23293232
>you got anal that night

Shit, watching twilight for some anal... I am not sure if it was worth the pain.

>>23293258
its a straight swap. pain for pain.

>>23293258
That's what she said, OH!

>>23293152
Ok then talk to her.
"Hey."

get your last votes in guys

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>>23293300
>>23293251
>>23293233


You stand up and walk down the isle to come up on her left side. She catches the moment out of the corner of her eye and pulls her ear buds out. Before you have a chance to speak She smiles and says. "I was wondering when you would wake up. I got in at eight twenty and you were out cold." She has a rapid fire way of talking which you find more adorable then annoying.

You open your mouth and begin to form sounds when she cuts you off.

"In forty minutes" she brushes your confused look off and immediately continues talking.
"So do you always spend the night in here? are you a transient? or some kind of book worm?"

>>23293468
shit sorry
>Explain that you were drunk and have no idea
>(lie) make one up and i'll post it
>other
>leave

>>23293468
Should we lie guys, we could get laid

>>23293492
tell her the truth

>>23293502
Meh, what can we say? We were resting the eyes?

>>23293492
How has she not heard of you

>truth is always the best

>>23293502

CHange your name faggot.

>>23293468

Lie, let's get laid.

>"I was just resting my eyes, you know. I'm so damn hard right now."

>>23293492
the truth will set you free.

>>23293526
just cause shes seen you or heard about you doesn't mean she knows shit about you. we are talking about thousand of people.

>>23293537
I will never change it, tiss my title

>>23293589
I hate you. You dont have a legacy, faggot.

>>23293492
Explain you were drunk and have no idea.

"Heh, I must have been at a *really* good party last night, usually I can hold my liquor but I couldn't begin to tell you how I ended up here. I hope I didn't interrupt your studying with my snoring. By the way, I'm Albert."

>>23293604
if you hate me then you've heard of me, my name shall live on

>>23293624
this

>>23293657

Shall live on by hate of one person. I am the only autistc who remmeber you, bitch.

>>23293468

You grimace as the throbbing paint in your skull catches up with you again. You run a hand across your face and sigh softly deciding the truth will serve here. You never much liked lying to women.

"I had a few two many last night and i honestly have no idea where i am. "

The girl gives you a consoling smile which contorts in to something that could only indicate he thinks your pain is funny. "I never understood you lot. You know going in that drinking is only gonna lead to discomfort." She laughs and turns in her seat so that her knees face you were you stand. "i think i have some aspirin in here somewhere." she pulls a leather satchel off the table and in to her lap and starts rummaging through it.

roll a 1d100 perception check 90 and up win

Rolled 20

>>23293710
Bleary eyes, don't fail me now.

Rolled 34

>>23293710

I got this.

>>23293710
Let the good times roll.

Rolled 46

>>23293710
I focus on her tits

Rolled 61

>>23293710
"No pain no gain, baby."

Rolled 48

>>23293737
SHAME

Rolled 53

>>23293710
dont fail me know dice

Rolled 73

>>23293710
Roll

Rolled 10

>>23293710
roll

Rolled 71

>>23293741

TIIIITS!

Rolled 23

Rolling to find ecstasy.

>>23293765
Of all the rolls.......

Rolled 5

Well this bitch as been fumbling for like 6 minutes I say we move on.

>>23293805

Your legacy is born.

I've got to go, seeya and the thread seems interesting GM, keep up the good work

>>23293758
>you fail your check

The girl pulls out a small bottle pops the lid off. "I'll give you last three, you look like hammered crap." She up ends the bottle in to your hand and passes you her starbucks mocofrapofaget coffee to wash it down.

You take them and say "Thank you, Im Albert by the way."

"I know" She smiles wildly and you see a small flash of light cross her eyes. You look around to see where it came from and notice the professor entering the class room struggling with an arm full of fillefolders. Must have been the door opening.The girl stands up and rushes to help the teacher. As she runs she looks over her shoulder and says "I'm Anna"

The Professor thanks her for being so dutiful and they both head towards the podium at the head of the class. Anna raises her voice so you can hear her from cross the room. "I've gotta help Professor Yohansen with his lecture before class."

She runs in what you find to be a pleasingly athletic way to your side and says. "I'll come find you tonight." and with out another word she turns 360 degrees and walks away. When she reaches the podium she shouts "and don't forget your backpack."

>go after her
>say somthing
>other
>leave

>>23293866
hey man come back by some time ill keep em going.

>>23293969

>and with out another word she turns 360 degrees and walks away.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

also i would love it if you guys up vote these threads when they go on suptg

Rolled 10

>>23293969
>turns 360 degrees and walks away

.......

>>23294002
>>23294018
i couldn't help it

Rolled 42

>>23293969
other - Grab your backpack
Also scold her for spinning around and then running into you like that
Also Dumble, I don't care if you make spelling errors, because you're a pretty cool guy.

>>23293969
Other

Get a Gatorade from a vending machine to help with the hangover and go lay down for a couple of hours in our dorm/apartment.

After all, we totally didn't just get magic roofied.

Rolled 16

>>23293969
"Nice moves" and proceed to moonwalk out the door yourself.

I'll make a dex roll for shits.

Rolled 67

>>23294035
Oh yeah, and grab your backpack, can't forget that after all.

Rolled 58

>>23293969
grab your backpack, and a gatorade then head home for a light nap

>Grab you back pack, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

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>>23294035
>pic related
>>23294039
>>23294059
yall nigga just cant wait for the cliche nightmare

>>23294059
>>23294057
>>23294050
>>23294039
>>23294035

You mimic Anna's spin and finish it off with a 10/10 moonwalk all the way back to your backpack. >DUN DUN DUN DUN YOU NOW HAVE AN INVENTORY! sling the old jansport over your shoulder and head out of class. After twenty minutes of nopeing around the building you find an exit and head to the quad. There you find a glorious site a engaged Gatorade machine just waiting for you to stuff your money in its slot. It will give you EXACT change and put out EXACTLY what you asked for.

>YELLOW
>BLUE
>RED
>FROST
>LIGHTING BLUE
>NOVEMBER JULIET (GRAPE DRINK)

Rolled 42

>>23294176
>2013
>Anything other then Lighting blue.

>>23294176
encaged fucking autocorrect

Rolled 5

Lightning Blue

(rolling for the machine to drop two cuz I'm too lazy to to delete my e-mail field)

Rolled 73

>>23294176
the only good one, blue

Rolled 78

>>23294176
Frost, for we are just too cool for anything else. Plus, we gotta stay frosty when the ghouls and goblins come a knockin'.

>>23294176

Novermber juliet, I FUCKINGLOVE GRAPE DRINKS!

>>23294192
>implying this is 2013

also op is gonna go get some ice for his soda so get to chosen your drink.

Rolled 1

>>23294176

Frost

>>23294222
>look cool
>drinking what looks and tastes like cum

Rolled 57

>>23294176
Rolling for yellow flavor because fuck all of you.

Rolled 20

>>23294176
Red

Rolled 76

>>23294273
And I am rolling for blue because fuck you!

Rolled 80

>>23294255
If there was Moxie in this machine, I would have voted for that. It has two benefits - One: It shows you're willing to suffer to look like you just don't care and Two: No one will ever steal your drinks from the fridge.

>>23294263
I respect your inferior tastes my friend.

>>23294283
Incidentally, I've heard that the blue dye in Blue Gatorade is made from beaver balls. No idea if it's true, but why risk it?

>>23294315
Because it's worth it.

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LIGHTNING BLUE WINS!!!! FYUUUUCKK JAAAAA WOMPA MA KOMBERIT

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You slam the button for lightning blue like a virgin cunt.Your thumb bends back with each repeated forceful thrust. In your head lady by styx starts playing as your drink drops in to the tray. When it is fallowed closely by yet another you nearly lose your shit. This is must be some kind of demon magic you say internally. You laugh and brofist the nearest hungover male. His abnormally large shade covering most of his face, "i should call him shades" you decide to call him shades.

You leave the quad and head in to the parking lot swinging your keys in one hand. You continue to hum and whistle styx moving on now to "too much time on my hands". You arrive in front of your pride and joy. You pop the doors and slide in tossing your bag in the back.

>turn on the tunes and head home.
>enjoy your drink
>other
>leave(the car)

Rolled 86

>>23294468
turn on tunes and head home + drank

>>23294468
>take a shit on the seat

No but seriously let's head home and enjoy our drink on the way.

>>23294468
Duh, get your drank on and then potentially pass out in the embrace of your favorite girl (your car of course).

>>23294468
Current Inventory:

The Mustang: Shovel,jumper cables,gas can,road flairs, rags,blanket(for hood sex), school books, spare tire, jack, tire iron, tit mag, you, your backpack, delicious drink x2.

Your backpack: books,pencils,pens,paper,flashlight,ham sammich, homework (you forgot to turn in)

>>23294519
We fought so hard for that drink, we say we enjoy it.

Rolled 95

>>23294499
>>23294502
>>23294519
what they said

>>23294519
this sounds like the text message you send some one at the beginning of the night and later find out they wrapped themselves around a tree going a hundred in a residential.

>>23294550
Just the opposite, I propose the enjoyment of our beverage and then a safe, stationary nap in our vehicle.

>>23294542
You drive home consuming 1 delicious drink - it was delicious. You have gained nine health points and no longer have hydration sickness (yeah we hardcore mod now) As you drive the radio plays some music and you sing along like the boss you are. Damn you're cool.

You arrive at your apartment and kick in the door. (its always unlocked and slightly ajar because of your shitty roommates) You enter the living room and find your roomates sitting on the couch lighting up a twelve foot tandem bong. They "sup" in unison and one point at a pile of pizza boxes on the coffee table. "My grandma has oldtimers and she kept ordering pizzas so she sent them to us hughhaahah *cough hack weeze* "

>get lit
>eat pizza
>sleep
>other
>leave

>>23294675
>Eat pizza

We cool enough.

Rolled 3

>>23294675

Eat pizza, then nap.

(Gatorade + pizza) x nap = hangover cured

>>23294675
>sleep

Let's get this horror show on the road.

>>23294675
song list for the drive:
thunder struck - Ac/dc
hold the line - toto
jump - van halen
spirit of the radio - rush

playing in the living room:
bob marleys three little birds on a slowed down repeat while they watch finding nemo with the commentary on.

Rolled 36

>>23294724
same as this guy, pizza, then nap

>>23294675
Eat pizza to absorb any remaining alcohol, avoid the bring as it will inhibit our reactions if our roommates try to prank us while they're high, and then take a nap in our room.

>>23294753
You grab four slices of pizza and fold them over so that you have a panini and you head in to the back of the building. You climb some stairs and pull down an attic latter. As you climb inside your room the motion lights flick on. It is a small room but the novelty of a space decked out with awesome memorabilia always called to you.
On one set of shelfs your whole warhmmer army faces you.

>orkz
>spas mahreens
>eldar
>chaos
>other

it has nothing to do with the quest lol sorry

Rolled 2

>>23294866
I'll let my dice decide. (1-orks, ect.)

Rolled 3

>>23294912
Good idea.

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>>23294894
>implying you need a waifu
>implying its not gogo

Rolled 3

>>23294866

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>>23294866
Other

Dude, we were infantry, We have an army of Krieg Imperial Guard. Those guys know how to use an entrenching tool.

>>23294960
we eldar now

>>23294964
i actually like this more retconed

>>23294964
You plop down on your bed and scarf the pizza panini down in six massive bites. You pull your shirt off using it as a napkin as you toss it in the bin (it hits the bin and falls to the group) You then instantly pass out. maybe your headache was something worse.

You are standing in the dark, a spot like appears in the distance and its starts scanning for you.

Roll 1d100 to dodge

>>23294979
I have to bounce, early work tomorrow. Make sure the thread gets archived so I can read the rest in the morning! It's been fun, good luck guys.

Rolled 39

>>23295020
Swift as a coursing river.

>>23295020
oh boy the harry potter threads gonna start soon. TIME TO DUELBOX LIKE A GOD.

>>23295034
you better come back my friend

Rolled 98

>>23295020
ROOK ONRY IN EYE!

Rolled 19

>>23295020
i hope i roll better than my usual

>>23295062
>>23295045
awwww shit 98


You go in to full operator mod, channeling your inner costa. You dynamically dip tactically duck operationally dive and finally dodge. The light starts to fade.The space is going dark fast.

>go toward the source
>run away from it
>kill your self
>other

Rolled 53

>>23295115
>>kill your self

This. This so hard!

Rolled 26

>>23295115
>Go toward the source.

>>23295115
Go towards the light.

Rolled 71

>>23295115
go towards the light, but be stealthy

>>23295143
you are on an ethereal plane type deal there is nothing but you and darkness and the light

>>23295143
>>23295138
>>23295136
You head towards the light which immediately blazed at full strength and you hear Annas sing song voice say "Gotcha!" you wake up with a start still hearing the word echoing in your head.

Gotcha! Gotcha gotcha gotch gotc got go g ....g

you are in your room alone. It is exactly as you left it exept its hours later and the sun is going down. (you skipped todays classes and didnt turn in your homework; fornicate the Constable)

>piss (you slept like 12 hours)
>lick greasy shirt to see if its clean enough to wear again
>find a new god
>other
>leave

i'd hang out with albert he seems like a cool guy. hes like /tg/s older brother who got us in to table top and is still popular with his friends.

Rolled 22

>>23295239
go to the bathroom then we should see if we can find anna some how, i have a feeling she will find us.

Rolled 94

>>23295239
>Piss
Followed by
>Get a new shirt on
Followed by
>Find a meal

>>23295281
>>23295283
You climb out of bed and piss in to a strategically placed hole in the floor. The steady stream of urine lands cleanly in porcelain a story below you. (u mirin?) Then you find a clean shirt. One of your girlfriends most have been by you haven't washed clothes in a week. You pull the green shirts on and head down stairs to find your room mates in the same place you left them. Doing the exact same thing. They "sup" and point to pizza when you remark of your mighty hunger. You demolish a box of cold pizza and milk while looking out the window in to the night.

"gotcha"

>>23295410
>go outside
>stay inside
>go back to room
>get lit
>eat more
>other
>leave the state and become a roadeo clown like your uncle bonzo

>>23295410
BRB, building piss magical piss hole.

Rolled 27

>>23295437
>go outside
Little fresh air would feel good.

>>23295410
God damn it, that rodeo clone option is tempting but...
>go outside

Rolled 27

>>23295437
go outside, maybe have a walk around the block

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>>23295457
>>23295462
You open the door of the apartment and walk out on to the step. The fresh air of this college town smells only slightly less like weed and pizza then your dark apartment. You take in a deep breath and shut the door behind you.
You see a figure on a bike riding down the street toward you on the left. They seem to be avoiding the street lights. You see a glow that you assume is a lit cigarette.

As you watch the figure comes in to view and your night eyes make out Anna's face in the orange glow; made all the brighter by her hair.

"Albert, i do hope you slept well. You will need to be well rested." She says with a wicked smirk.

>I had a nightmare
>yeah i slept fine
>other
>leave


ok cool think about this picture i found the first picture of anna a long time ago for this quest and i was like THATS HER. and months later i find this one and im like WAIT WTF ITS HER!!! so yeah ... cool story op

>>23295557
i award points for well written other responces

>>23295557
"S'okay. Weird dreams, but that's not unusual for me really. Where you off to late at night?"

Rolled 97

>>23295557
we should be all like "had a crazy dream, that'll teach me not to eat half a pizza before bed, what are we up to tonight"

>>23295557
"Well, nothing beats a good desk but I'll manage. What did you have in mind?"

Rolled 71

>>23295557
Slept like a rock soaked in Ambien. What's going on?

>>23295612
>4 slices
>half a pizza
im a really that fat that i think half a pizza is like 8 or 12?

>>23295640
Depends on how the pizzas sliced and the size I guess.

Rolled 8

>>23295640
no but i was thinking if they were from your friends grandmother she probably lives alone in a home so she only orders small pizzas, but i could be wrong.

>>23295668
you just mind fucked me and i wrote it....

>>23295557
"Well I did miss my desk, hahah. Although i did have some weird dreams. Guess that's what i get for eating half a pizza before bed. "

"It was probably Tarian root in the pills i gave you. You will start seeing things but the fucked up dreams only last about a year."

>"haha yeah, WAIT WHAT THE FUCK? what is Tarian root?"
>you drugged me?
>other
>leave
> dinosaur

>>23295742
Tarian root huh? Might want to get some for my roommates. I feel like they might appreciate it more then I do.

Rolled 35

>>23295742
"you drugged me, and you didn't even take advantage of me after, geez now i feel like i'm not pretty enough" chuckle chuckle chuckle

>>23295768
idk bad trip might not be jessy and james vibe (yeah they are team rocket but both guys)

>>23295779
>>23295768
is it just down to us now? i though i had a good fallowing

>>23295779

this

>>23295787
>Whenever they light up they yell in unison "We're blasting off agaaaain!"

Rolled 4

>>23295812
i have no idea what happened to everyone else but where i am it is 1:30 so maybe it is to late for the wimps, i have tomorrow off so i can be up till whenever i want.

i can sink another hour or two in

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>>23295849

>>23295779
You play off the obviously creepy situation by saying. "you drugged me, and you didn't even take advantage of me after, geez now i feel like i'm not pretty enough" and chuckle

Anna smiles and says " Tarian root isn't really a drug. It has properties that make it useful. It protects people like us from lower level feeders. Some people call it shield root, its made from the roots of trees that people have been hung from. It will let you see the dead, and that will be necessary where we are going."

>say some shit
>say some other shit
>other
>leave

write in what you want guies

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>>23295881
>>23295849
they got my joke

"Whoa, whoa, people like us? See the dead? Dafuq?"

>>23295896
"So there must be a metric shit ton of this stuff in the Ol' South then?"

>>23295929
>inb4 nigger dont have souls

yeah sure buddy prolly some hoodoo priestess that sells all this shit out of her houseboat in liseeana

Rolled 49

>>23295896
"right so now that i have consumed the roots of a hangman's tree i can see dead people, and we are going on an adventure. So what mental ward did you say you escaped from again?"

>>23295896
Ohhh Ok. I see. Look your cute. Damn cute. But crazy just aint my type.

Rolled 71

>>23295948
then at the end of my sentence add in "and what do you mean people like us?"

>>23295896
"Right, lets go pop some zombie heads or whatever?"
We are assuming this is some sort of drug lingo and just playing along.

>>23295948
>you all kinda went with you crazy bitch so dis one

"right so now that i have consumed the roots of a hangman's tree i can see dead people, and we are going on an adventure. So what mental ward did you say you escaped from again?"

Anna just laughs heartily in your face before walking of down the street pushing her bike alongside her. "come on nub, I've got alot to show you."

>follow
>stare at dat ass then follow
>other
>leave woofing is always and option.

Rolled 97

>>23296025
>stare at dat ass then follow

Rolled 60

>>23296025
before you follow her if their is time go back inside and grab your bag and your shovel you never know, then follow her sticking to the other side of the bike so if stuff goes down you can get out of there before she can get to you (thats the army training always in the back of your mind)

>>23296092
those things are in the car right next to you

roll a 1d100 50 and up you have the for thought to grab it

>>23296092
Current Inventory:

The Mustang: Shovel,jumper cables,gas can,road flairs, rags,blanket(for hood sex), school books, spare tire, jack, tire iron, tit mag, you, your backpack,

Your backpack: books,pencils,pens,paper,flashlight,ham sammich, homework (you forgot to turn in) delicious drink.

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also fun dip for dinner is how dumblewaiters rolls

>>23296121
im waiting on this roll guys

>blanket(for hood sex)

well aren't we responsible

>stare at dat ass then follow

Rolled 89

>>23296121
don't fail me now dice, ill keep everything that i have the same as in the inventory but ill change the shovel to the backpack if i get 50 or higher.

Rolled 84

>>23296184
Here goes nothing

Rolled 92

>>23296188
>>23296190
ya boyyy

>>23296188
>>23296190
>not taking the road flares and gas
You stand with your mouth half open staring longingly at Anna's perfect ass.Once she is so far ahead that your view is soured you snap out of it.
Quickly you grab your backpack and throw your lucky shovel insides hurriedly zipping it up and running after they mysterious woman.

you jog along side he as she lazily peddles her fixie. As you huff and puff you manage to spit out the question thats been plaguing your mind.

"what did you mean people like us?"

Anna responds by peddling faster right past you and bunny hopping a curb and riding down a grassy hill in to a wooded area.

Rolled 7

>>23296280
>not taking the road flares and gas
i don't pay you to point out stupid mistakes i make

>>23296280
Follow behind at a chilled pace.

Rolled 77

>>23296346
what he said, and if it is dark bust out the flashlight in backpack

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>>23296280
We glide down the grassy hill like this

>>23296154
Fun dip is a dinner of champions, just to let you know. Your mother must be very proud.

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>>23296362
>>23296346


You make your way carefully down the kill and in to through thick bushes in to the wooded area. An owl hoots at you as you switch on your flashlight and clip it to your backpacks shoulder strap. You make your way through the eerily quiet woods. You can't even hear so much as a car passing on the road 30 yards from you. It is easy going thanks to a trail that is partially lit by the moon. Your flashlight beams cuts through the slowly forming fog like a knife.

>call out to anna
>pull shovel
>pull shovel and dig trench to hid in
>other
>leave


>>23296402
hive mind

>>23296413
was that a mean comment ON THE INTERNET? how dare you sir! Pistols on de_dust at Dawn!

>>23296465
I didn't intend that to sound sarcastic. Forgive me. I love fun dip. Though I usually just eat the stick then chug the powder...

>>23296465
Pull out shovel keep it rested on your shoulder and follow Anna.

>>23296491
i couldn't eat the stick it felt like chewing chalk

Rolled 25

>>23296465
i don't think we need to pull the shovel just yet, we aren't little girls. We will call out to Anna and pick up the pace a little, still being careful not to trip on roots.

>>23296502
you can see anna i thought that was implied by the lack of her in the post and the
>call out to anna thing

Rolled 42

>>23296514
seconding this.

>>23296517
Yeah but she is riding a bike in the woods. The tracks from the tires should be blazingly obvious to follow.

Rolled 47

>>23296517
Perception check to see what kind of trail it is through the fog? Is it old? are there many foot prints? Is there a lot of overgrowth? Could we run through the fog without falling? Is the ground muddy or dry? Snake holes or gopher wholes or is the area void of animals?

>>23296532
>>23296514
>>23296567


You call out "ANNA, ANNNA" and your voice seems muffled by the fog and trees as though you were yelling in to a pillow. You decide to fallow the tire treds as you carefully navigate the path. looking out for loos rocks and roots. you've had enough of roots for one night.

You see Anna standing with her bike fram propped between her legs her hands resting on the handle bars looking up at a large building in the center of a clearing. The sky is absolutely clear, like impossibly clear. No light pollution from the city or clouds to be see. You see shooting stars reflected off the broken glass in the buildings many window frames.

"its beautiful" says Anna With out looking away.


>best responce wins
>>23296617
yes its all of that and more and land mines and nazis

Rolled 57

Also, Are you going to hop on the HPQuest again now or are you focusing here? You COULD do both I guess...

>>23296652
im focusing here and posting sporadically there

>>23296650
It's some thing alright. These your digs Anna? Nice choice but i'd bet the rent's outrageous.

>>23296666
>knew you from hp quest, shat bricks when saw you running your own. full of aww yisssss.

Rolled 48

>>23296666
Cool. Tell Anna to make a wish. Also wink at her.

>>23296650
"Soooo, you live here or something?"

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>>23296682
THE WINKING ITS BACK AHHHHHH

>>23296682
This but afterwords say, "So are we gonna go kill some zombies and shit or am I about to get Murdered/Raped/Organs harvested?

>>23296700
you will nevar escape it

Rolled 74

>>23296650
"Ya Anna it really is beautiful, I haven't seen a sky like this since i was a little boy and my mom brought me out to the country. Anna what are we doing out here, first you drug me, then you say we can see the dead, then you bring me out here, I have questions and I think you should start answering them"

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>>23296681
hey thanks man it means alot if people like it

>>23296717
"Ya Anna it really is beautiful, I haven't seen a sky like this since i was a little boy and my mom brought me out to the country. Anna what are we doing out here,
do you live here or something? First you drug me, then you say we can see the dead, then you bring me out here, I have questions and I think you should start answering them"

You bombard Anna with all your confusion and frustration and she just slowly swivels her head to face you with a smile. You can see the sky reflected in her eyes. She hold out a hand to you and lets her bike fall to the ground.

"it'll be ok Albert. These ones won't hurt us." as she says this your vision catches flitting blurs behind Anna and you jump with a start. There are black shadows of all shapes and sizes forming in a crowd behind Anna. They look as though they are made of uncoproeal swirling black fog. Like shadows out of focus behind glass.

"I have brought the warrior." she says raising your hand up so that the shadow people can see you.

There is a sound like a thousand whispers of wind and you feel a chill run up your spin.


roll 1d100 gut check add guts

Rolled 3

>>23296852
GET OUT THAT SHOVEL

Rolled 82 + 20

>>23296852
Roll "So what is this, some kind of fancy magic fog machine?"

Rolled 85 + 20

>>23296852
oh man my psychiatrist said ide suffer from ptsd but i didnt believe her

>>23296872
you managed to fail a guts check against noncombatant level 1 ghosts with a + 20 guts
are you Nevile longbottom ?

Rolled 37 + 20

>>23296940
Please don't use his.

>>23296876
>>23296917
>so much raw guts


Regardless of the fact that you have no idea what the fuck is going on you remain composed. You stay still as the Shadows close in around you and examine you closely. Some seem to nod or adjust "glasses". Others simple glide through you.

"is this some kind of trick?" you ask Anna

"nope these are students and teachers from the old school." She says pulling a metal plack from a heep of fitted stones near her and showing it to you.

It read "AL-Harra Academy for the gifted."

>What do you want with me?
>what do they want with me?
>what the fuck is going on?
> all of thee above
>other
>leave

Rolled 51

>>23297021
all the above

>>23297021
" 'The warrior' huh? What's that about? While you're at it what's EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON about?"

also
how am i doing?
impressions Anna
impressions of how albert is turning out

Rolled 62

>>23297021
So what? This is where they put the extra special dead people?

Rolled 17

>>23297087
Seems fine other than some capitalization and punctuation problems, but fast response times are a big +

>>23297102
English is not my strong suit.

Rolled 12

>>23297087
i think you are doing well, im liking the story and the characters so far, Albert is kinda a bad ass so thats awesome. well its time for me to get to bed someone remember to archive this, I expect many great things from this.

Rolled 65

>>23297113
Also, Anna Is just a little bit cliche so far. But I really shouldn't judge, I am shit at making characters.

>>23297021
You take the sign in your hands and brush soot off of it. You realize its extreme age when the rusted metal begins to crumble in your hand.

"Anna i need you to explain.... everything."

She presses a finger to her chin in a thinking pose. "well I can't tell you everything but i can generalize for you. These are uncorupted souls of those who died in the fire." she blows the plack and soot goes everywhere. "and you are the Warrior... well a warrior." she pokes your chest. " It is after all the most common path us hunters take. These fine folks just want you to rid them of a pest. To hunt something."

She wanders off through the shadows and disappears.

>follow
>continue asking questions loudly
>other
>leave

>>23297136
cliche in what way i would like to know.

>>23297126
we can archive now and continue tomorrow if you guys want.

also its sammich time brb

Rolled 74

>>23297232
Mysterious demon killer who stalks us? Is probably way more powerful than us? leme guess, she is magical and/or not human? The whole Morpheus devise to frame a story. Showing you the light and being way better then over time you become much more powerful than any other member of your faction because you are 'The chosen one' is just kinda used a lot. Maybe that's not the path, but that is what I see.

>>23297341
dude you are so so so so so so so so so so so far off

>>23297341
i am the type that would just tell you were you are wrong but i dont want to spoil the suprise for others so if you want to know give me an email

Rolled 40

>>23297377
I prefer the surprise. I am ok with being wrong.

requesting an archive because things seem to be winding down

Rolled 92

>>23297398
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23292893/

>>23297529
thank you kind and based spectral

Rolled 63

>>23297535
ok time to sleep, have a good night everyone. any idea when you are going to start up again tomorrow?

>>23297556
umm i dont have a job or school right now so lets say 19:00 server time

Rolled 92

>>23297584
ok sir ill see you there, have a good night everyone, and i hope no one dreams of lights scanning them.

>>23297584
damn, just as i was about to join in... WEAK!

>>23297649
im sorry buddy

>>23297694
meh, no worries, always tomorrow

>>23297707
yeah man make sure i know who you are and ill give you a little extra tip on one of the votes

>>23297756
that's what's up, the story/quest looks pretty good so far, i'm digging it

what time is it?

>1028
>what time is it?

Why, Christmas Day!

Time for supernatural I think.

>>23301094
nah 1900 server time bud we gotta wait for the regulars to get back on.

>>23301139
Fuck those guys I heard them say they didn't even like you.

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>>23301220
Me and you could start our own quest. With blackjack. And Hookers.

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>>23301242
i like the way you think

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>>23301270
We'll keep it a secret for now, don't want the others to catch wind and spoil the fun.

>>23301270
What? BUT I WANT BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS AS WELL!

>>23301301
A secret huh

>>23305299
sup bush welcome back
quest part 2 at 19:00

>>23305351
19:00 EST?

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>>23305299
What secret?

>>23305363
if 4chan is running on est then yes

>>23305403
Then I'll see you there

>>23305403
Fuck, I'll be busy from 19:00 to 20:30
If the threads still up at 21:00 I might make it

>>23306046
yo dumble-homie, is this going down?

>>23309193
>>23307391
new thread get over here