Offer "Private" tutoring

Oh god, he's got a full on high school crush going on.

On Petrov, urgh.

Well anyway, offer a group study session or something.

>>23398224
Offer to have a group study session some time. I don't mind letting him know we're a fair hand at alchemy.

>>23398224
Offer to help. We do have some gift with alchemy.

>>23398224
"Maybe you tried to hard and you lost focus? Its pretty hard to do magic if all you can think is getting praised by your crush."

>>23398224
"Oh, referring to him by his first name now?"
"I could help you study some alchemy you know, I need to spend more time on it anyways."

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>>23398224
Yuri ?
He's the one who said you could call him by his first name ?

Make a half-amused, half-disgusted, half-worried face.

>>23398311
Balls, I mean the previous thread is archived.

>>23398254
No.
>>23398265
Sure, somewhere neutral and public.

Though honestly I'm more interested in Hera (who I'm betting is a nyad) than Sam

>>23398224
"aw look at him blush so cutie "
>>23398254
this
"i am not to bad at alchemy at the very least I could help you make your a foci, like Professor Petrov its something very useful and you should have one "

>>23398224
"Yuri, huh. And you say you yon't have a crush on him, if I believed you on that someone would try to sell me a bridge in San Francisco.

Don't worry Sam, I'm sure you'll find some pretty boy or girl, whichever one suits your fancy, soon enough. I doubt you'll get anywhere with Petrov.

I'm rather good at Alchemy, if you want I could give you a few pointers."

Formally affirming plan to make Max the Buff, Operator Jack-Harkness-With-Tits of the wizarding world.

Maybe take Sam under our wing, turn him into Buck Angel... (No, not serious, please don't turn it into an 80 post long pissing match)

On a serious note, group study and test out or foci making foci? maybe use them to make one for Sam to cheer him up?

>>23398224
Do you guys want to have a study session with Lin, Liz and me ?
We've all got our strengths and weakness and we could help one another.

Stop being condescending guys.

Can you please remember your thread subjects

Some of us would like our filters to work.

>>23398224

"it's okay Sam, if you'd like i can help you out with alchemy sometime."
"sounds like you're thinking of things that distract you from your work."

>>23398254
If that is a euphemism, stop it.

>>23398376
then hide all posts by the name !FemCOCKqFw

not that hard

>>23398380
and then brush our dick agents him

>>23398370
This seems appropriate.

On the subject of Sam's crush on Petrov: I think we should not attempt to discourage him. We should be happy for him on the long chance that he gets Petrov's affections, and we should be there for him with our dick, if need be if he gets shot down outright.

>>23398224
let's organise a big study session in alchemy, for him and liz

>>23398423
No dick brushing.

>>23398224
Say, guys, you know that Petrov is an archmage, right ? He's didn't get there by accident. He's pretty dangerous, and learned to put himself before others.
Not a very good person to crush on.

>>23398380
I agree with >>23398374.
Offer mutual help. Don't make it seem like we're taking pity on him.

>>23398357
>Formally affirming plan to make Max the Buff, Operator Jack-Harkness-With-Tits of the wizarding world.
Seconding this, hard, like Max's cock

>>23398425
He stays outside the school. If he really tried he could find someone in London instead of blindly hoping that Petrov would be stupid enough to date a student.

>>23398537
Then we should let him figure that out in due time.
That's what my vote will be, anyways, if it comes to that. I won't argue about it.

>>23398584
Why are you saging?

Sorry, catching up on the last thread. Where did this Sam thing comefrom?

>>23398584
We should at least see if he's looked into the London GLBT scene at all, maybe made some friends there.

Or at least if he's tried to make any friends there.

>>23398627
Sam's our "official" roommate, and our succubus counterpart.
He's joined the Walkers for a Conjuration/Teleportation specialization and has a crush on Petrov. He is currently living in London.

we don't want sam as a lover, maybe as a friend but that's it

>>23398627
It came from morons wanting to stick our dick in anything geometrically resembling a hole that will take it, unsurprisingly it is a bad idea.

Can we offer Sam help? We already passed, won't hurt us even if we fail. Plus, more Alchemy practice.

"You want some help?" you offer. "I mean, after class or something. We could have a group study session and maybe help you make one of these foci for yourself."

Roll Soul to try to convince him. I'll consider the first four linked 1d100 rolls.

>>23398710
>Limiting yourself to things geometrically resembling a hole that will take it
That is a silly idea.

Rolled 58

>>23398736

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>>23398736

Rolled 25

>>23398736

>>23398705
>Implying everyone who isn't an enemy or related (inb4shitfest) won't be getting the dick eventually.

Rolled 43

>>23398736

Rolled 85

>>23398736

Rolled 96

>>23398736

>>23398748
>>23398755
>>23398760
>>23398765
I guess we used all our successes making the damn thing.

Before we think of fucking Sam, we should decide on a location. We can't invite him at the tower, the dorms are not really safe, and we can't teleport to london (I think).

We should make ourself a few comfortable places in the city where we can fuck our friends.

Rolled 30

>>23398736
>>23398748
>>23398755
>>23398760
looks like a no go

>>23398748
>>23398755
>>23398760
>>23398765
No wacky group-study hijinks for us it seems.

>>23398748
>>23398755
>>23398760
>>23398765

/tg/ dice care not about friends

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>>23398748
>>23398755
>>23398760
>>23398765
>>23398767

>>23398787
yes they are, they gave me what I wanted

>>23398767
>>23398769
>Two successes right after the relevant four
Can we use our shown talent for Alchemy to get us a +1, since we've proven that we're good at something he needs work with? Please?

>>23398767
>>23398769
It's official, the dice love taunting us.

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>>23398748
>>23398755
>>23398760
>>23398765

Well it's Sam's loss, not ours. Can we at least let him use our focus focus as a focus to make his focus focus?

>>23398826
Nope, it's our Focus, if he wants one he can make one on his own.

>>23398748
>>23398755
>>23398760
>>23398765

Oh man Sam is gonna flip the fuck out at us, isn't he.

>>23398736
When Sam flips out and storms off, befriend Hera. Don't make a move on her or anything just seem sympathetic that her friend is snapping.

>>23398736

i really wanted to help him out.

>okay.jpg

>>23398844
Nah, probably just refuse. If we critfailed, maybe he would flip out.

>>23398844
We didn't critfail, it's a normal failure.

>>23398835
And to make his own he needs more foci.

>>23398826
it is very much our loss since we may have missed our chance to fuck him since incase you forgot we have the ponos and he has the vagoo

>>23398780
we could use the place we have scouted, the one where we destroyed the book (yes, we wanted to use it as a second sanctum, but let's be practical)

>>23398826
No. In all likelihood he would take that as the insult it is anyway.

I'm hoping this is gonna be more like a "I need to do this myself." kind of thing.

>>23398863
And he will trust Hera to help with that, not us.

>>23398852
This.

Did we ever ask her what she was doing with her dryad ?

>>23398882
No, we need a bolt hole and that needs to remain secret. Find another then use the less secure of the two.

Hey fem I had an idea. Not gonna run this into the ground if you say no, but here it is.

You said the wendigo causes misfortune just by being in an area. Does that mean that it would be possible to enchant an item with +luck or -luck stats?

We could even have Max self augment luck. Not sure how that would work though. Sometimes disregard failures? Make 99 a crit success in addition to 100? Lower the success threshold by one for every stage so that +1 luck makes 69 a success?

Just giving a flat +1 roll for everything would be a bit broken, but changing the other numbers around a bit could be neat.

>>23398710
Got it. Thanks. Goddamnit...

>>23398939
We did previously discuss whether we could enchant a foci that disregards the first 1 we roll each day/scene/whatever time period works.

Maybe we could even build an advanced one someday that stores said 1 and transfers it to a nearby target of our choice.

>>23398939
Or get to roll +1 die, drop lowest.

>>23398748
>>23398755
>>23398760
>>23398765
"I appreciate the offer, Max," he says, sighing. "I really do need to learn how to do this myself, though. I need some self-sufficiency even in the things that aren't my specialty."

"I understand. If you do decide you need help, you know who to ask," you say, patting him on the shoulder.

"Yeah, Hera," he says, flashing you a smirk. Hera grins too. "Hey, you want to hear about my new after-school job that I got?"

What do you say?

>>23398986
Oh must of missed that, sorry. Was in a class for the last couple hours.

>>23399023
I didn't actually say anything about using wendigo bits for this. I just meant that dimitry's description of what it can do made me think of this

I still don't want to hunt wendingos yet

>>23399023
He's just trying to counter the Wendigo's strengths to prepare us for it right now.
He still wants us to Wendigo the place up, but only after we've turned ourselves into an Anti-Wendigo Master.

>>23399042
"Yeah, of course."

>>23399042
"Magician at children parties?"

>>23398710
>>23398965
>unsurprisingly it is a bad idea.
You just don't like it. For Max, it's a good idea. No real reason not to do it if she can.

>>23399042
Sure, let's hear it.

>>23399042
Sure, let's hear it!

>>23398938
well for the moment it's not even protected from scrying or teleportation, so trying to hide there would be a very bad decision anyway.

perhaps we could use the dormitory room? they are still officially our, no?

>>23399042
Oh, thats right, I forgot you were in the alchemists Hera.
Sure, what are you doing?

>>23399042
Is she the newest exhibit at SeaWorld?

>>23399042

"sure."

>>23399042
"Sounds like it could be interesting, do tell.

Also, have you two done anything with your seed yet?"

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>>23399042
"I was thinking of Liz actually...

What is it ?"

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>>23399089
>Ever going back to that deathtrap
It's probably a Demon-killer vs. Demon-binder battleground by now.

>>23399042
if we had a baby with sam would it be half human, quarter sucubus, quarter incubus or either half sucubus or incubus?

>>23399136
Anyone who's still living there instead of outside the school or in their own sanctum at this point is probably the far bottom of the class.

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>>23399136
>Not going back at the start of every year to give the dick to every freaky thing that comes through this hellhole.

>>23399178
It would probably be half of one or the other, just like regular Incubii and Sucubii mating.
Or it could be a vaguely humanoid abomination made entirely of dicks and vaginas.

>>23399178
Not sure, but that kid will have sexual identity issues and be willing to fuck anything and everything.

>>23399178
Probably male half incubi and female half sucubi.

>>23399185
i like you

also Fem, can i see dad's stats, also link to our current stats?
i have a sneaking suspicion that we are too worried about getting them all better, and not worried enough about finding ways to use them
meaning we should be researching different ways to use our sorc/enchant/alchemy/conjuration skills rather than just upgrade them
i mean our mind/body/soul stats are pretty much the same as our dad's right? and he was 5th circle before petrov betrayed him

>>23399185
In my opinion, we should go back there a single time, just to carve a warning into every door that spending even a single day here is tantamount to suicide. That shit that Dextra pulled was just not cool, and we want to prevent that from happening again, if possible.

>>23399255
Or there's the chance of it being 1/3 odds of being incubus, succubus, or omnibus on the demonic half. We don't have the evidence to find out yet, but maybe dad knows if we framed it purely as an academic question?

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>>23399311
it's not just possible
it's kim possible

"I'm working magical import/export in Britain," says Sam, flashing you a grin. "Magical commodities, tools, books, that kind of thing. Apparently being a telportation specialist is really helpful in that line of work?"

"Is it anything illegal?" you ask.

He shrugs. "I don't know. Maybe? I'm not too worried, it's easy, I'm not in any danger, and the pay is great. I would invite you to my new flat but, eh, no offense, but I don't really want anyone from here to know where it is," he says, cringing a little for fear of having offended you.

"None taken," you say honestly.

"We should do coffee or dinner in London sometime," he offers. "My treat."

What do you say?

>>23399311
>implying dextra doesn't have the dorm staked out and aren't picking off individual students hanging around it

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>>23399369
Sounds good to me, it might be nice to get out of Scholomance for a while.

>>23399369
"Mayeb when I can teleport reliably myself. No offense, but I don't exactly want anyone from this school warping me through time and or space."

>>23399369
"Sure, can the girls come too?"

>>23399369
I say we agree. And possibly offer to take him out at some point.

>>23399369
I'll think about it. (we are not leaving Selene at home when we might get stranded on the other side ofneurope for a few weeks)

>>23399407
>>23399415
You fools! What happened to the paranoia?!?!

>>23399369
It would be nice to get out of here for a bit. I hope you don't take any offense if I want to bring a friend.

>>23399426
Liz can teleport too, she can take us, we're not relying on Sam to teleport us.

>>23399411
for once I agree with you snapple

>>23399369
YES. Also if a crate full of assorted modern combat equipment and firearms, as well as some explosives and MANPAT launchers happens to teleport off of a truck, let me know?

>>23399369
If I remember correctly we can use the keys for inbound and outbound porting. So we don't need Sam's help to get there and back.

"Sounds like fun. Might be nice to get out of here some time during the weekend.

So, Sam, you growing a Dryad in your flat? What ingredients did you use?"

>>23399426
Seconded

I'll think about it.

>>23399411
I can't believe I'm actually doing this.

3rding snapple.

>>23399442
Isn't it frightening when that happens?

>>23399447
Tell him that wendigo makes for awesome dryads. Just for shits and giggles.

>>23399411
This, and also we need to work on that anti-teleport tatto ASAP.
>>23399447
The keys make it so that you are exempt from the tower's anti-teleport field. They don't do the job of teleporting, itself.

>>23399369
Lovely idea.
Can you teleport other persons, or should I find a way to do it myself ?

>>23399464
aaaaand back to disagreeing.

>>23399447
If he hasn't started yet, offer to let him see the book, or to lookup what his dryad would be like.

>>23399426
Sam is in a similar situation as ours, friendly, and both of us are well within the passing zone. I agree with only going when we can teleport on our own, but we should be able to do it safely with the keys once we rebuild the inbound teleport circle.

>>23399464
And he will never be friends with us again. Good. +1 support.

>>23399426
If we take care of our own teleportation arrangements, which we can due to the keys and circles we have, I think, and meet him in a public place, we'll be fine.

But we shouldn't necessarily take the girls.

>>23399464
Snapple, stop being an idiot.

>>23399391
so yeah, he has a little more mind than we do, and we have a full square of body more than him
he does of course have much more in the indvidual spell types, but still, i think learning more about possible uses is more important than just upping everything because we dont like having weak points

>>23399464
That wouldn't even work

>>23399509
>Snapple, stop being Snapple

>>23399489
Nope. He probably picked his ingredients by now. Don't mention - EVER - how we plan to augment selene's echolocation

Now that I think about it, Sam may actually be able to acquire wendigo from his sketchy-ass job.

I bet a carved wendigo bone wand would make for one hell of a focus on curses and general evil shit.

Imagine a permanent focus that causes an enemies highest roll to be disregarded when they're in combat with us.

Wendigo bone wand luck draining focus might be able to do that.

Disclaimer: I don't actually want Max to go try to kill a wendigo, I am merely saying that given the opporitunity to acquire some bits we shouldn't pass it up.

>>23399629
Stop mentioning Wendigo's period.

>>23399629
Support for ruining our friendship with Sam

No telling Sam to get wendigo. That is fucking stupid.

>>23399668
Wendigo periods ?

>>23399673
I don't particularly like the guy or want to bang him, but don't pointlessly create enemies.

>>23399629
Never stop. You churn out some decent ideas.

>>23399673
No, that is pointless and retarded.

>>23399629
Hmm, wands are too fragile (as out teacher just reminded us) go with a ring or dice shape. And get Sam on this!

>>23399685
Of course not. We would make him love us, want to do anything for us.

Then we casually mention that we have been looking for some wendigo bits.

One day Sam has to move some and remembers "Gee willy I sure do want Max's dick! Maybe if I steal this..."

So he steals the bits for us. And we get to fuck him.

It wouldn't ruin anything. It would bring us closer together.

>>23399629
You know, Sam could teleport our heart out of our chest right now, maybe we shouldn't make him think we're crazy

>>23399738
>>23399629
We are doing nothing involving Wendigos, nothing at all. We do not look for Wendigo bits, we do not want any Wendigo dryads, we do not bring them up in conversation.

Wendigos and everything they touch are terrible.

Femcock, I really hope you aren't taking these stupid "tell Sam to find a Wendigo" suggestions seriously.

>>23399725
I think it's the material he was commenting on there, and that it's a bit of an awkward sized item.

>>23399629
>Wendigo frolicking through the forest minding his own business
>Suddenly gets an arm jacked by a dick ass wizard
>Spends the next month tracking down his arm because fuck regenerating he's gonna get his damn arm back and kill everyone in the immediate area
>Finds some poor girl, her three friends, her father, and a tasty narcotic dryad.

>>23399762
It took dad a couple hours and he had blood from the vampire lord.

If he starts any funny business kill him ourself or tell Petrov. The can't feign ignorance if your standing there going "This guy is trying to telekill my heart as we speak"

>>23399738
I cannot contain my disappointment at the lack of ending the quest for sam's pussy in this post. Veto

>>23399762
Nah, He'd never get the spell off before our enhanced strength beat him to death. Hell, remember how tough it was for our dad to pull off.

"Sure, that sound like a good idea," you say, giving him a smile. "I hope you don't mind if I try to find my own travel accommodations, though."

"No, I get it," he says. "Same reason I don't want you in my flat. We're friends, but... Not close enough for that much trust."

It's at this point that Liz and Lin walk up to you from talking to Petrov. "You ready to go, Max?" asks Lin.

What do you do?

>>23399768
Seconded.

>>23399738

Right, I'd just like to register my objection to this and every other suggestion Snapple may in the future have regarding wendigo bits, excluding "let's not get them".

>>23399846
make sure sam has our cell number then head out

so how did you two do?

>>23399846
Say goodbye to Sam and Hera and head back to the Tower.

Although we should go to the Lotus Sanctum at some point today, since we wanted to ask about teleportation wards.

>>23399851
agreed

>>23399846
Let's go back home.

I'd like to work on self augmenting a kinetic energy shield using sorcery.

>>23399851
>Let's not not not get wendigo bits.

Disagree with that.

>>23399846
Sure.
So long guys.

>>23399846
Head off. Question: you said it was possible to also create strain relieving foci correct? If we had say 13 permanent conjuration ward foci and 5 or so conjuration strain relief foci could we basically have a conjuration ward up permanently?

>>23399898
>I'd like to work on self augmenting a kinetic energy shield using sorcery.
I'd like to work on making Gav able to fly very fast.

Try to catch a flying insect on the way home.

>>23399846
Give Sam and Hera our phone number and get their numbers as well.

"I'm ready. How'd you two do?"

Head home, we've got a lot of studying to do, the Enchantment/Senses thing, getting started on tattooing preparations and gathering all the temporary Foci we could need for the things we're tattooing, all sorts of things.

>>23399846
A parting message, "Don't piss off the librarian, she's growing her dryad with wendigo bits."
Then go.

>>23399851
Thirded

>>23399846
"Did you pass?"

>>23399851
Agreed. But to avoid trip dropping I suggest we ignore all wendigo suggestions accept "don't fuck with them" or, if applicable, "run."

>>23399950
You ever consider that she just -said- that as a subtle way of telling us to fuck off, that we would only get after we researched what Wendigo influence would do to a Dryad?

>>23399846
Ask Sam and Hera how their Dryads are doing, what they used to grow them.

Then go home with Liz and Lin after asking how they did on this.

>>23399928
Probably. Unless you needed to put a series of wards up in rapid succession for some reason. Also, the drain-mitigating foci don't keep the normal permanent foci from going temporarily dormant after use. All permanent foci have a refractory period.

>>23399950
Don't tell them that, it'd reveal that we gave on away to her. We do not mention this.

And she might have been fucking with us.

>>23399980
Are you really going to give the Librarian the benefit of the doubt on whether or not she's a fucking psycho?

>>23399846
"Yep. See you two tomorrow." Head home. Maybe ask Sam if he could get a music book for Selene. Trust needs babysteps. And start checking our coffee for poison.

>>23400019
I'm not saying that she -was- fucking with us, but I'm not saying that she -wasn't-, either. I'm just putting it out there that she might have simply not wanted to tell us what she was using with her Dryad and took the easiest way to tell us to fuck off without us making a fuss about it.

>>23400001
Would the foci recharge rate be longer than the spell duration? Either way, it seems like an elegant solution.

>>23400019
At any rate, she was a shudder-worthy sexual experience for an Incubus, so who knows?

Assume that she told us the truth and she really is that scary.

>>23399980
I think she expected us to know what a wendigo is and yes, I think she was honest

We should probably try to get a Phoenix Feather instead of ash.
We could use the feather as a focus to modify our body for fire resistance, and then the feather would turn into ash.
Pheonix ash.
Which we could -then- use for our Dryad baby's fertilizer.

>>23400085
Pretty sure foci disintegration cleanses the focus of all inherent properties, magical and mundane

>>23400085
Or we could just use the phoenix ash as a focus, then it would turn into phoenix ash ash, and then we could use that as a focus, and then we could fertilize the dryad with phoenix ash ash ash.

>>23399898
That simplifies to "let's not get them." fuck you.

"How are your dryads coming along?" you ask them.

"Good," says Hera, smiling. "I just planted mine a week ago. I just got done setting up my hyroponic garden."

"I haven't actually planted mine yet," admits Sam. "I don't need anyone tending the garden, so I'm searching for some rare ingredients before I plant her."

"What are both of you using as fertilizer?" you ask.

"Kraken tentacles and mermaid scales," says Hera. "Should make it easier for her to get around in my sanctum."

"I'm trying to get sap from an ancient sacred tree in China," says Sam. "The monastery built around it isn't willing to give me any yet. I'll convince them eventually. What are you using?"

Do you tell them?

>>23400139
Ask what the sap does first.

>>23400085
The ash left behind by a focus is worthless for use as a focus. The ash from a used phoenix feather is not phoenix ash. Also, good luck actually managing to get a feather off of a phoenix. Ash gets left behind whenever they molt their bodies, though.

>>23400139
Tell them about Selene, whom we haven't precisely been subtle about, but don't mention the other two.

>>23400139
Well they told us ours so we kind of have to.

>>23400139
May as well tell him, we've told others.

>>23400139
Yeah, why not ?
Sam already knows we're half-demon. But say we use blood, not sperm.
Vampire lord blood and incubus blood for the first one, who has already hatched and is an adorable baby, and we're not decided for the others..

>>23400153
Eh, well. It was worth the shot. Sorry for trying to game your system, FemCOCK. Please forgive me?
>>23400139
Gush about our wonderful baby girl?
Gush about our wonderful baby girl.

>>23400139
Might as well tell them our first hatched this weekend, and their being open about it so we might as well, too.

>>23400139
It'd be rude not to give them anything.

"Vampire Lord blood and Half-Incubus ... essence.

Her name's Selene, she just sprouted, cutest little girl in the entire world."

>>23400182
This. Ask Sam about a music book for Selene

Rolled 41

>>23400139
Tell them Selene, but not the plans for the other two. Also tell them how Selene is doing.

>>23400139
Vampire blood and ah, incubus fluids

She's a sweet heart, if a little bitey.

>>23400215
This, then leave. L&L are waiting.

>>23400139
tell them, make sure no one is eavesdropping first though. Don't want some Dex faggot overhearing that our dryad is part demon considering what they did to a presumably non demonic dryad.

>>23400185
I'm not at all upset. Gaming the system is basically what Scholomance is founded upon.

>>23400267
What if we gamed the system by not gaming the system when everyone expects us to game the system?

>>23400215
This works, but if Hera asks about the incubus essence (and don't say half incubus, don't want to give away what we are) just say its for the enchantment boost. While blushing.

>>23400285
They know what we are, we talked to Sam about it before.

>>23400285
They already know what we are. Saying Incubus might make them think we have an Incubus lying around, we do, but we don't want them to think that.

>>23400139
Give a pointed look in Pierre's direction and say "I don't really mind telling you two, but maybe sometime when we have less company."

>>23400302
Sam does, I wasn't sure that Hera did (which is why I framed my response to the case of Hera asking)...sorry for the paranoia, I expect Pierre is listening

>>23400267
Can I ask some questions again ?

Does the power and rarity of a monster used to create a permanent focus influe on the power of that focus ? Or the number of different uses it can have ?
If we wanted to create a focus to grow tentacles (I know we're not able to, yet), would a kraken tentacle be better than a cheap octopus we found at a mundane fishmonger's shop ?
Is a drawing of an item on a piece of paper as good as that item as a temporary focus ?

You glance over at Pierre to make sure he isn't listening. He's busy waiting in line to show his focus to Pierre. "I used vampire lord and incubus parts," you whisper. "She just hatched over the weekend. She's adorable and perfect and I'm so happy - a little bitey, but what little kid doesn't go through a biting stage when they're teething?"

"That's wonderful," says Hera, giving you a smile.

That done, you all trade numbers and you head out with Lin and Liz. Do you go do something, or do you head straight home?

>>23400400
Can't think of anything important, go home, we have studying and fucking to do.

>>23400400
Ask Lin and Liz how they did as we head back.

I want to head to the Lotus Sanctum to learn about teleportation warding, but we should probably walk Liz back first.

>>23400400
>You glance over at Pierre to make sure he isn't listening. He's busy waiting in line to show his focus to Pierre.
Pierre refers to Pierre in the third Pierre.

Go home.

>>23400400
Head to Lotus. See if can help us get some anti-teleport and magical shield tats.

>>23400379
Rare things offer no particular bonus above non-rare things save for the fact that you can use it alongside a common thing. For example, you could use both a kraken tentacle and an octopus tentacle for a +2 instead of using just one for a +1. Drawing something on paper doesn't have an effect unless the design in question is what's relevant. Drawing a tentacle wouldn't give a bonus, but drawing a sudoku puzzle does. It has to make contextual sense for it to be a design on paper rather than just a drawing of a focus.

>>23400422
Balls, meant to say he was showing his focus to Petrov.

>>23400400
>notice Pierre in line to show his focus to Pierre
>Frown, something about this is strange
>turn to ask Sam and Hera, they're Pierre and looking right at you
>run out of the class, everyone you see is Pierre, run into the bathroom and look in the mirror, you're Pierre too.

>>23400422
Petrov is just another way to say Pierre, after all.

>>23400457
we need to somehow make Pierre see everything in this way

>>23400400
Scan the crowd, look for any hot girls who don't seem happy with their results, make note of them.

We're going to need a Lunch soon, we may as well start picking out candidates before jumping into the kidnapping and mindbreaking.

Then head home.

>>23400400
Let's head back to the daughter we just gushed over

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>>23400400
Send the gang home, time to see if pierre makes his home in a certain brick wall...

Pic unrelated, possible form for Selene's seeing eye monster.

>>23400473
>Petrov is just another way to say Pierre, after all.
>Petrov fucked a Dextra girl(speculation)
>Pierre is Petrov's kid
we need to watch that

>>23400400
On the way home keep an eye out for our neighbor and try to avoid crisscrossing their route

Ask them if they have any idea if Sanjay joined a society, and if so, which one.

I bet he's going into Nemesis.

>>23400535
Well, one way to get rid of the dextra sniper, he'd be two years younger than us though

>>23400540
Actually yea, do this

>>23400533
>Pic unrelated, possible form for Selene's seeing eye monster.
NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE

>>23400533
Isn't that the National Bird of Australia?

>>23400736
Bird Eater, maybe.

>>23400400
go home

You head straight home. After all, you have a beautiful little girl to see. Hell, you would be running there full-speed if it weren't for Lin and Liz needing to keep up with you. When you do finally get there, you head on in and go try to find your dad. You find him lying on the floor in Selene's bedroom. There are a few empty bottles on the floor and he's laughing as she taps out very simple little tunes while sitting on his tummy. When you walk in, Selene snaps towards you, grinning madly.

"Mama!" she gurgles out clumsily.

"Hey, Max," your dad says, grinning up at you too. "I taught her a few words today."

What do you do?

>>23401055
Praise the FUCK out of her for learning words!

>>23401055
Squee! She speaks!

>>23401055
Pick her up, spin her around, praise her, call her a good girl, kiss her.

>>23401055
[x] Squee with glee
[x] Run over and pick her up
[x] Hug the shit out of her
[x] Boop her nose

>>23401114
>>23401105
>>23401074
>>23401070
All

>>23401055
"OH MAI GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD"

Maximum squee. Man, /tg/ loves playing mommy

>>23401055
Squee! Be a little sad you missed her first words, but damn you are a proud mama! Hugs and tickles for Selene, thanks to dad, and a smile and kiss to Liz. Time to play with our little girl and teach her more words with Liz (assuming she's interested) and once selene's tired we can move on to studying and Liz's pet project.

Is there anything we can do other that play mom?

Does fem expect tg to just go "Oh that's nice. Lets go do something else"

>>23401055
Shrug and go study.

Do we still have the dryad book? I want to know what using other dryads for mulch does.

>>23401202
Same thing feeding cows bits of chopped up other cows does.

>>23401202
As ZUN would put it, it would make the child a very Dryad-like Dryad.

>>23401055
That is adorable, pick Selene up, praise her and play with her for a while.

>>23401202
Considering that book was written by dryads, I doubt that's going to be in here. Also, what the fuck dude?

>>23401202
Sorry, we returned it on the way to class, that's why we left early.

>>23401149
>>23401114
>>23401074
We can play mommy without acting like an over-expansive teenage gurl.

Grin widely, run over, pick her up, hug, etc.
Don't say oh my gawd.

>>23401165
i think he is just getting data on how the players raise a dryad so that he can skim past the other two with the data results.

>>23401276
>teenage girl
but
see
we are one

>>23401239
Dryad mulch gives the baby dryad mad cow disease?

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>>23401276

>>23401055
"who is a smart little girl ?"

pick her up

'you are "

toss her in the air "who is moms smart little girl Selene is thats who"

>>23401276
But... we are a teenage girl.
And have you ever seen a mother when her baby first speaks or says "mama"?
Dignity is for people who don't have the cutest baby to ever live.

>>23401276
But we are a teenage gurl. And not a particularly smart one either

>>23401293
We're not over expansive and we're not really a girl either.

>>23401349
we are a female with male genitalia... this was established in the first post of the first thread

>>23401349
>expansive
You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

>>23401349
>Previously on Blatant Fetish Quest, our protagonist, Max Power, learned that 'he' was actually a female with male genitalia
>female with male genitalia
>female

>>23401349
>Not really a girl
>XX chromosomes, hips, titties
I'd say that Max is indeed a girl, though not a valley girl.

>>23401421
Even the tommest of tomboys will squee a bit when their daughter calls them "Mama" for the first time.

>>23401421
>>23401349
We squee against our will over this child. Historical precedent has been set.

>>23401396
I checked my dictionary before.

>>23401397
>>23401383
Still male genitalia. We grew up as a boy, then decided that regular feminity wasn't for us, cut our hair short, refused to wear makeup and started working out.
We probably have no taste for girls screaming Oh-my-gawds.

You flip your shit. "Oh my god, Selene, that's wonderful!" you exclaim as you snatch her up. You hug her, spin her around, toss her in the air, rub her nose with your nose, and plant kisses all over her forehead and cheeks. "Who's mama's smart little girl? You are! You are, Selene!"

She giggles and coos and gives excited whooping laughs when you toss her. She says 'mama' a few more times to encourage you to keep going.

"Watch this," your dad says. He points to Selene. "Who are you?"

Selene points a clumsy finger at herself and exclaims, "Sleen!" This elicits more snuggles and praise and exclaiming from you. It goes on and on like this for well over an hour, with your dad and daughter showing off the many new words - in dozens of different languages - that she's learned already.

"It's amazing," your dad says, smiling. "I've never seen a child learn so quickly. Still, with the rate that dryads go, I shouldn't be surprised."

What do you do now?

>>23401462
see if she can say "COCK"
so we can "punish" breakfast

>>23401055
This is a beautiful moment with our daughter and we're going to go nuts over this, but after that initial moment remember to include Liz. She is selene's other mommy after all.

>>23401437
>>23401443
I'm not even sure if "squee" is a real thing.
>>23401451
Genitalia aren't the only thing that decides you're sex, Max is a dick-girl not a tittie-boy.

>>23401462
Cuddle with our little girl some more, then sit her on our lap and coo to her a bit as we read the book on Enchantment/Sensory stuff.

>>23401462
I don't know...

>>23401462
Keep doing baby stuff as long as is reasonable, and then go try to enchant a gun with +force using sorcery.

We can use our new wand thing.

>>23401462
And we excluded Liz, not cool guys.

>>23401498
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=squee

>>23401462
Play with her and teach her new things with Dad until she gets tired.
Then work with Liz on finishing her skills that are close to breakthrough.
Then do more work on being able to cast Selene's Social Perception spell.

>>23401462
When we're finished being all proud mommy with Selene, we should head down to the Lotus sanctum to ask about those teleportation ward tattoos. Ask Lin if she wants to come along too.

>>23401462
I think we should get liz and lin together and make another permanent foci making foci with all the temp foci they used and we used and then use the foci we made so we have a really good one

then hit the entrenchment books with dad see if he can help us get a handle on how to do the sensory sharing thing and teach it to Sleen as a game since he is going to have the most time with her besides us that can spare the time to teach that sort of enchanting.

>>23401584
Seconding this, teleport wards are handy for not dying, which should be a pretty major priority.

>>23401462
We get liz, liz is also mommy

>>23401571
We did.

We should play some with Liz and Selene, then go study stuff with Liz, we have Sensory stuff to learn, Liz almost has 3 Conjuration, which she'll get Dad's help for, and 2 Alchemy, which we can help with.

>>23401577
This.

>>23401462
lets have dad help us go over the sensory enchantment stuff

and make a better foci building foci see what lin and liz used ask them for help
use a hammer as a base this time ?

You hand her off to Liz so that she can snuggle and girl out over the baby. "Liz, Lin, Dad, do you want to all work together to teach her some more things? She's not going to be this little forever - or even for very long."

"Sure," says Lin. Liz just keeps snuggling with Selene and your dad grins up from the ground.

Roll Mind to teach her more things. You get a +3 from the people helping. I'll consider the first six linked 1d100 rolls.

Rolled 57

>>23401703
Teaching!

Rolled 60

>>23401703
Oh, god, please don't screw this up...

Rolled 96

>>23401703
We has the dumb

Rolled 73

>>23401703

Rolled 16

>>23401703
I want Selene to learn necromancy

Rolled 84

>>23401703

Rolled 3

>>23401703
Smart babbys incoming.

Rolled 77

>>23401726
Does we? Does we for serious?

Rolled 16

>>23401703
Maybe we should show her some martial arts forms. She might like it, best to start young.

Rolled 9

>>23401703
rowboats

>>23401726
>>23401730
>>23401741
Three successes. Bravo, gentlemen.

on the subject of tattoos and permanent foci here are some ideas i though of.
a chain tattoo with each link being a focus to "bind" max together so she can be teleported against her will.

a set of lock picks for ward breaking.

hand wraps of strength - because living alchemy has diminishing returns so hand wraps as an outside +1 would be great

>>23401726
>>23401730
>>23401741
A few hours later, Selene has learned to call Liz 'mommy,' can say everyone's name, and knows 'grandpa,' 'auntie,' and 'mom' in a dozen different languages. Eventually, though, even the praise and love can't keep her going and she actually falls asleep in your arms. You tuck her in to bed and turn on the UV lamp.

What do you do now?

>>23401735
When she's older, like three years old

>>23401836
Calmly exit the room. Then release pent-up SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>23401836
Enchant a gun.

+force go!

>>23401836
Study with Liz. Try to get her Conjuration or Alchemy bar finished.
Then work on being able to cast Social Perception, with Dad's help if necessary.

>>23401836
Find a comfy couch, study the Enchantment Book, have Liz study up on Conjuration, have Dad around to help us both out if either of need it.

Rolled 25

>>23401836
Well we've got a focus focus, why don't we make some focuses. Lets take a shirt and make some body armor.

>>23401836
Let's improve Gav's body score. I want to make it fast.

Maybe by adding a steam-based rocket propeller.

>>23401865
>Enchant a gun.
>+force go!
I'm surprised at you snapple not wanting +force hand wraps

>>23401836
Go to the Lotus, see the girl who knows about tattoo wards.

Come on people, not dying of having an organ removed is pretty important.

>>23401865
Why do you want a gun that lets us punch harder? As a decoy?

>>23401914
Only if they let us punch opponents in the mind

>>23401914
I wanted +torque gloves.

Nobody ever really went for it.

>>23401928
+acceleration
Magical rifling

Whatever you want to call it. The bullets come out of the shooty end faster, thus hitting harder and imparting more force.

>>23401888
And by that I mean take a silk shirt, increase it's strength with alchemy to the point of ohmy/10 and then enchant it with force magic to block energy.

>>23401914
+force dildo. What could possibly go wrong?

>>23401873
>>23401875
These, studying is important.

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>>23401961
Something like this?

>>23401836
Most pressing is tattoo learnin'
If we have time, we might borrow some money from Lin, teleport out and have them (the tattoos, not the turning them into focus) done tonight.

At the very least, swing by the sanctum and see if Pavana is around.

>>23401836
Let's help Liz with some studying

>>23401952
>I wanted +torque
>like that isn't the same as +force
it's just an application of force

>>23401949
>Enchant cestus with sleep-inflicting punches (should be alchemy+sorcery)
>Learn to walk the Dreamweave
>Punch opponent to sleep, then punch them -in- their sleep
Enjoy

>>23401952
So what are you thinking for the power source? Fire elemental?

>>23401952
As someone else said, torque is an application of force. +Force gloves would enhance the torque used for snapping necks and delivering magnanimous bitch-slaps alike.

>>23401993
Just make it an activated one. Having an enchant on forever isn't nearly as important for offensive enchants when compared to defensive ones.

You guys are focusing too much on killing and not enough on defence.

>>23402023
Particularly if we ever try to wipe our ass with + torque hand tattoos and end up tearing our asscrack

>>23402018
>>23401989
+torque would force us into fighting by snapping necks.
If we got force people would just have us do punches. Boooooooring.