[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [cm / hm / y] [3 / adv / an / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / hc / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / po / pol / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / x] [rs] [status / ? / @] [Settings] [Home]
Board:  
Settings   Home
4chan
/tg/ - Traditional Games


File: 1362402822414.jpg-(298 KB, 1464x900, 1342062576846.jpg)
298 KB
298 KB JPG
Is it wrong to have your characters main motivation as 'to score with sexy alien/foreign/monstergirl women' (choose your flavour of those) in a semi-serious game? I think it is a valid goal and I would roleplay accordingly with a slightly slapstick feel but I wouldn't want to come off as That Guy.

Thoughts?
>>
Depends on the setting

Would probably be allright in the Mass Effect universe
>>
Say its a homage to Kirk.
>>
>>23501653

Who?
>>
File: 1362403931329.jpg-(25 KB, 333x347, 1343138817817.jpg)
25 KB
25 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23501663
Oh dear.
>>
>>23501663

Think Shepard from the 70s

With more green/blue chicks
>>
>>23501687
>>23501694
It's 2013, gentlemen, what did you expect?
>>
File: 1362404170267.jpg-(75 KB, 848x480, Terror 5.jpg)
75 KB
75 KB JPG
>>23501663

Oh dear god, it's happening...
>>
>>23501663
I'm going with 'Troll', if only because deliberate malevolence would damage my faith in humanity less than it being ignorance.

>>23501569
And, you said it yourself, it's a semi-serious game. Maybe have a chat with your GM about it to get it checked over, but other than that, if you can just not be a creeper at the table, you should be fine, I'd think.
>>
>>23501663
Jesus christ I've never watched more than fifteen minutes of the original Star Trek but i know who he is. Are you next going to ask who the power rangers are and what a xenomorph is?
>>
>>23501709

What a depressing thought, that there are people with literally no knowledge of modern culture.
>>
>>23501720

I just researched it. No troll. Seriously, why would you assume I would just know this stuff? It IS pretty old.

>>23501724

Come on, I know what a xenomorph is and I know enough about Power Rangers to know what they were.

OP you should do it. If it is lightly humorous it should work.
>>
>>23501569
my ashwood abbey hunter was a love songwriter turned bullshit self-help guru turned shaman

he helped the team with spirit stuff, and his goal was to fuck god
>>
File: 1362404398083.gif-(961 KB, 245x250, 0ohgodwhat.gif)
961 KB
961 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362404398954.jpg-(52 KB, 400x360, 0.jpg)
52 KB
52 KB JPG
>>23501725

> original Star Trek
> modern
>>
>>23501720
Maybe he should occasionally take inspiration from characters like Glen Quagmire or Austin Powers, hell even Johnny Bravo. Reminding people of comedic characters like that might help keep it less awkward. Or your delivery could suck and make it more awkward.
>>23501743
I suppose i should have said Captain or something, but still god damn man.
>>
File: 1362404495250.jpg-(35 KB, 614x534, 1344124206393.jpg)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362404613806.png-(276 KB, 794x521, 1338948329652.png)
276 KB
276 KB PNG
>>23501663

Thats it. I'm old.
>>
The nice thing about threads like these, is that is a great way to find new reaction pictures.
>>
>>23501751

>Past fifty years

That's modern history, dude.
>>
>>23501663
>>23501743

OP here, I feel really fucking old now. T-thanks /tg/.
>>
I once played a character whose life goal was to sleep with as many women as possible. He had lost his virginity to a fairy in the age of ten, and kind of picked up a lot of habits from her.

The game was relatively serious.
>>
File: 1362404753952.jpg-(12 KB, 221x228, 34363563321.jpg)
12 KB
12 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362404781030.png-(144 KB, 1205x963, When I want to Kill the Happy.png)
144 KB
144 KB PNG
>>23501797
Here, let me help there. Have this inspirational screencap.
>>
Could be worse. You could take xenophilia in your GURPS game because your character was an escapee from hell and you wanted to have a weakness for demon babes because of the danger it would present.

Then your DM shoots you into space with none of your gear and no knowledge of this fact.

Next thing you know you're a pornstar on an alien planet.
>>
>>23501794

So you would consider The Beatles modern history? Or the moon landing? By definition alone are they modern. Face it; the original Star Trek was long over before most people on this board were even born. It is old, and hardly relevant to modern discussion.
>>
>>23501653

I honestly don't like Trek nor am I from anglosphere, but you, dear sir...you are something else.
>>
File: 1362404955784.jpg-(179 KB, 800x739, 1276262877717.jpg)
179 KB
179 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23501815
For suggesting OP's solution is Shatner?
>>
File: 1362405057125.gif-(217 KB, 300x157, 413248.gif)
217 KB
217 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362405080550.png-(70 KB, 243x200, mfw you meant magazine bu(...).png)
70 KB
70 KB PNG
>>23501663
Honestly teh greatest thing posted in the last month.
>>
File: 1362405182066.jpg-(42 KB, 278x417, 1358392388301.jpg)
42 KB
42 KB JPG
>>23501663
Damn it, man.
>>
File: 1362405191802.png-(42 KB, 553x759, 1300935131058.png)
42 KB
42 KB PNG
>>23501663

Holy hell, I have never even watched Star Trek, and I still know who Kirk is.
Educate yourself, you uncultured swine.
>>
File: 1362405203432.jpg-(21 KB, 476x323, 1344569683914.jpg)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>23501663
This can't be real.
>>
File: 1362405276268.jpg-(12 KB, 187x200, 121323989583.jpg)
12 KB
12 KB JPG
>>23501663
Shirley you can't be serious
>>
File: 1362405346148.jpg-(36 KB, 340x460, 1336707257669.jpg)
36 KB
36 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362405353119.gif-(1.48 MB, 300x166, Abject Horror.gif)
1.48 MB
1.48 MB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362405422759.gif-(2.12 MB, 500x286, Fear Painting.gif)
2.12 MB
2.12 MB GIF
>>23501663

Wow. Just... wow.
>>
File: 1362405432799.jpg-(10 KB, 441x408, 1310408064982.jpg)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362405439981.gif-(980 KB, 500x282, brava.gif)
980 KB
980 KB GIF
>>23501663
Oh my lord. You have so beautifully derailed this thread my good sir. With one word. I am in awe and laughter and tears at this.

10 of 10, good sir. 10 of 10. Bravo.
>>
File: 1362405509562.jpg-(10 KB, 185x272, Successful Troll.jpg)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362405530157.jpg-(42 KB, 250x467, 1362222230684.jpg)
42 KB
42 KB JPG
Rolled 6

>>23501663
Just what is wrong with you?!
>>
>>23501879

That guys face frightens the shit outta me and I dont know why.
>>
>>23501663
Thanks, I needed some reaction images.
>>
File: 1362405740363.jpg-(40 KB, 555x420, 1339041705901.jpg)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23501859
Why would he? Original series was shitty beyond belief.
>>
>>23501663

Next thing you're gonna say you don't know who Jean-Luc Picard is.
>>
File: 1362405851280.jpg-(258 KB, 557x544, 1358799024378.jpg)
258 KB
258 KB JPG
>>23501887

It must be ignorance. No troll is THAT good. Surely.
>>
>>23501938
Who?
>>
>>23501938

Of course I know who Picard is. I've seen the memes.
>>
>>23501938
He's the guy that played Xavier in X-men right?
>>
File: 1362405947635.jpg-(88 KB, 334x393, EMBARASSING.jpg)
88 KB
88 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>23501932
>>
File: 1362405990628.png-(278 KB, 400x279, 1351735726009.png)
278 KB
278 KB PNG
>>23501932

>gtfo
>>
File: 1362406014149.jpg-(23 KB, 315x310, revving intensifies.jpg)
23 KB
23 KB JPG
>>23501943
Either he is a savant, or through true innocence has transcended the very meaning of trolling.

Either way, this thread is totally, catastrophically even, derailed.
>>
File: 1362406030443.png-(318 KB, 553x484, 1358908223599.png)
318 KB
318 KB PNG
>>23501947

D-Damnit. Well played, sir.
>>
>>23501950
Who?
>>
File: 1362406093587.jpg-(138 KB, 456x303, 1344299869233.jpg)
138 KB
138 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362406094777.png-(5 KB, 100x100, =-_.png)
5 KB
5 KB PNG
>>23501663
In during millions of reaction images

Although to be honest I don't think this is anywhere near as big a deal as people make it out to be
>>
File: 1362406094849.jpg-(16 KB, 480x320, patrick plays binding of isaac.jpg)
16 KB
16 KB JPG
>>23501663

Here, sniff some cyanide gas.
>>
>>23501973

Are you kidding? Kirk is like the patron hero of /tg/
>>
>>23501663

Oh come on, there was a Star Trek movie just four years ago.
>>
File: 1362406224785.jpg-(39 KB, 217x208, 1254316234723.jpg)
39 KB
39 KB JPG
>>23501663
You people know that for the next 4 hours, when anyone tries to post anything, they'll be getting pointed here by a duplicate file error.
>>
File: 1362406236035.gif-(2.85 MB, 600x270, Abandon Thread 3.gif)
2.85 MB
2.85 MB GIF
>>23501663
>>
>>23501990

And another coming up. Another important point in the sub-discussion of 'is this nigga serious' or if he's the greatest troll of our lifetimes.
>>
File: 1362406314512.gif-(823 KB, 400x211, cat.gif)
823 KB
823 KB GIF
>>23501992

>Troll within a troll

genius.
>>
>>23501950
>>23501946
>>23501947
I will cut you.
>>
File: 1362406522784.png-(5 KB, 111x114, =_=-.png)
5 KB
5 KB PNG
>>23501992
It's already happening to me.

Obligatory >>23501663 and reaction image.
>>
File: 1362406562414.jpg-(31 KB, 300x225, 1354926730022.jpg)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
>>23501663
Motherfucker. Three fucking letters and he is better troll than i will ever be. You mister have my respect and sincere hate.
>>
File: 1362406593055.jpg-(123 KB, 507x369, 1356437895917.jpg)
123 KB
123 KB JPG
> this thread
>>
File: 1362406677501.gif-(822 KB, 300x168, nope.gif)
822 KB
822 KB GIF
>>23501950
>>
File: 1362406787532.gif-(1.99 MB, 354x232, 1360788634600.gif)
1.99 MB
1.99 MB GIF
MRW this thread
>>
>>23501905
Oh I know why. It's fucking scary, that's why.
>>
File: 1362406914026.gif-(2.56 MB, 317x238, 1360810888215.gif)
2.56 MB
2.56 MB GIF
>>23502068

Source? What the hell is that from?
>>
File: 1362406946615.jpg-(28 KB, 637x478, cromartie GLORIOUS.jpg)
28 KB
28 KB JPG
THIS THREAD.
>>
>>23501973
It's not. Bunch of nerds having a laugh acting shocked 4chan style, that's all. Everybody here is a pvlovian dog and this is how we're supposed to react.
>>
>>23501663
What I love most is the three minutes between this post and the next. It's like there was a stunned silence.
>>
File: 1362407169728.jpg-(4 KB, 150x185, 1326728136271.jpg)
4 KB
4 KB JPG
>>23502091

>cannot into having fun with a joke
>>
Soon enough people will not know who Indiana Jones is, and then that's when I'm going to be worried.
I mean, how could you possibly be a good rpg player if you've never watched his movies?
>>
>>23502109

Who?
>>
>>23502109
Seriously, the guy was like, what? The greatest basketball coach who ever lived?
>>
File: 1362407384111.jpg-(32 KB, 326x293, 1348395116688.jpg)
32 KB
32 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23502078
gentlemen broncos
>>
File: 1362407440589.png-(276 KB, 536x313, 21362713.png)
276 KB
276 KB PNG
>>23502129

Don't try too hard.
>>
File: 1362407452785.jpg-(86 KB, 1280x720, oh-you.jpg)
86 KB
86 KB JPG
>>23502107
>still having fun with the nth iteration of a joke that got old before it was finished
>>
>>23501663

i-is this how old people feel?

Pissed off at the ignorant younger generation, that they will never truly understand or care for all the things we hold dear no wonder they are so grumpy.
>>
File: 1362407602019.png-(324 KB, 430x718, oh you.png)
324 KB
324 KB PNG
>>23502147

>stop liking what I don't like!

Are we being serious or is this just a sub-iteration of the joke? We need to go deeper.
>>
>>23502151
Yes, this is how you make us feel.

Enjoy the pain. It will not get better.
>>
File: 1362407788820.gif-(512 KB, 300x177, yay.gif)
512 KB
512 KB GIF
>>23502164
>please don't develop, this meme is too awesome to let go


(Don't know about you but I'm never serious. It's gone a bit meta...)

Also I can not into spoilers.
>>
File: 1362407951547.gif-(2.02 MB, 275x218, Eventually Wat.gif)
2.02 MB
2.02 MB GIF
>>23501663

I am trying so hard to determine if this is genuine or troll.
>>
>>23502203
Oh, spoilers are easy! You just type in and then type what you want spoilered and finish it off with
>>
File: 1362408037725.png-(85 KB, 358x314, how HIGH.png)
85 KB
85 KB PNG
>>23502203

I take it a seriously as I can as part of the joke. Pic sort of related.
>>
File: 1362408050014.jpg-(35 KB, 430x320, 1299204408353.jpg)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>23502218
>>
File: 1362408053880.png-(335 B, 118x44, ..png)
335 B
335 B PNG
>>23502218
>>
Ashen Stars is a relatively serious game where one of the motivations you can pick from is gettin' with alien babes. We've always called it the Kirk motivation.

One of the other ones is Hunger Tourism where it's about eating the weirdest shit you can (mainly for the bug race who can eat really weird shit without getting sick.)
>>
File: 1362408096784.jpg-(15 KB, 332x360, 1335032287553.jpg)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>23502218
>>
And now...

Piiiiigs iiiiin spaaaaace!
>>
>>23502218

Oh please anon everyone knows you do it by positing these tags around what you want to spoiler
>>
>>23502266

wait a second I've gotten that to work before


I guess moot got rid of placing the tags withing the tags to prevent them from being recognized.
>>
>>23502275
Try pressing , that should do it.
>>
File: 1362408421165.jpg-(6 KB, 307x164, Jew ship.jpg)
6 KB
6 KB JPG
>>23502265

>Pigs.
>Not Jews.

Do you even Brooks?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAZhtT-dUyo
>>
File: 1362408566970.png-(4 KB, 617x171, Butitseemsitdoesn'tw(...).png)
4 KB
4 KB PNG
>>23502280

You used to be able to do, this to be able to see the spoiler tags
>>
>>23502285
Pigs beat jews, quite literally. Also the jews don't have Darth Gonzo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z825bcGpTbk
>>
>So you would consider The Beatles modern history? Or the moon landing?
Yes. Those are both modern in my book. Hell, I'd say back to at least WW2
>>
File: 1362408757277.png-(107 KB, 1361x458, You blundered.png)
107 KB
107 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>23501653
Oh my
>>
File: 1362408969515.jpg-(14 KB, 225x225, 10outof10.jpg)
14 KB
14 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362409238966.png-(11 KB, 1336x208, GuarenteedReplies.png)
11 KB
11 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
>>23501663
>doesn't know who Captain Kirk is
>probably would know who Zapp Brannigan is
>wouldn't know that Brannigan is an over-the-top parody of Kirk

Damn it /tg/... Am I really becoming a "Kids these days"-style cranky old man? I'm still in my 20s! I'm not supposed to be "old" yet!
>>
Guys? Guys?!
I heard screaming from the other board! Is everything all ri-

JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED?!
>>
File: 1362409592895.jpg-(265 KB, 650x556, Who is Kirk.jpg)
265 KB
265 KB JPG
>>23501663
Recorded for posterity.
>>
>>23502408

I turn 23 in a week, and already I feel old.

This thread hasn't helped much.
>>
File: 1362409837490.png-(546 KB, 707x757, 1341430268975.png)
546 KB
546 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362409850415.png-(719 KB, 848x960, 1350081752603.png)
719 KB
719 KB PNG
>>23501663
Fuck it, I'm in.
>>
File: 1362409875460.gif-(929 KB, 264x320, 1354696341225.gif)
929 KB
929 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362410397634.gif-(1.25 MB, 200x163, 1361942564143.gif)
1.25 MB
1.25 MB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362410754686.png-(48 KB, 333x286, I dreamed the impossible (...).png)
48 KB
48 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362411165126.jpg-(64 KB, 707x960, 576607_395723850460641_23(...).jpg)
64 KB
64 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362411197209.jpg-(70 KB, 500x391, 1355782589060.jpg)
70 KB
70 KB JPG
This really should be stickied just for the side-eroding brilliance.
>>
File: 1362411572328.gif-(1019 KB, 500x281, 1338840012935.gif)
1019 KB
1019 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362411923645.jpg-(20 KB, 300x300, 1362167911958.jpg)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362412424351.gif-(1.82 MB, 256x192, ....gif)
1.82 MB
1.82 MB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362412526710.png-(384 KB, 640x480, 1329660826279.png)
384 KB
384 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362412655183.gif-(2.83 MB, 176x190, 1339184978431.gif)
2.83 MB
2.83 MB GIF
>>23501663
>>
>>23502812

>WHO... hasn'theardofme?
>Looks like.. Ihaveto... introduce them to.. my diplomacy rod
>>
>>23502812
>>23502826
Glorious.
>>
File: 1362413064510.jpg-(30 KB, 300x396, 20whole.jpg)
30 KB
30 KB JPG
>>23501663
BY CROWBAR BE PURGED
>>
File: 1362413281570.png-(18 KB, 387x300, 1360294755183.png)
18 KB
18 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362413293337.jpg-(52 KB, 798x746, 1359574035332.jpg)
52 KB
52 KB JPG
>>23501663
YFW
>>
File: 1362413482124.png-(263 KB, 298x438, HOLY RAGE.png)
263 KB
263 KB PNG
Fucking wow.
>>
File: 1362413578749.jpg-(9 KB, 225x225, chav.jpg)
9 KB
9 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362414167873.gif-(665 KB, 400x300, getthefuckoutnow.gif)
665 KB
665 KB GIF
>>23501663
damn it, we have lost the next generation already...
>>
File: 1362414575092.jpg-(4 KB, 93x134, 1357084968040.jpg)
4 KB
4 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362414709596.jpg-(21 KB, 429x500, HueyFreeman.jpg)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23501569
That is my actually the concept for my Aristocrat/Gun Mage for an Iron Kingdoms game. Even told them GM that the character was basically Shatner's version of Kirk,
>>
File: 1362414799483.jpg-(49 KB, 624x468, 1259765028814.jpg)
49 KB
49 KB JPG
Nothing wrong with the concept.
Tail chasing characters are as old as literature itself.

Oh and
>>23501663
see pic
>>
>>23503064

Don't tempt fate. TNG's one of the best things to ever happen to TV, yet we will live to see the day when it's forgotten by the youth of our time.
>>
>>23503159
You could even make him an intergalactic pua where he knows all these tips and tricks to con xenobitches into fucking him based on manipulating their unique biologies but in reality its all bullshit.
>>
File: 1362415214333.png-(141 KB, 1348x643, thedaythattgstoodstill.png)
141 KB
141 KB PNG
fucking capped
>>
>>23503235
you should wait with the cap until we reach the image limit so then more links will be shown
>>
>>23503235
I'm going to wait until this thread dies, then cap it. Who knows, it might have over 100 responses
>>
File: 1362415323669.png-(168 KB, 1346x629, HomageToKirk.png)
168 KB
168 KB PNG
>>23503235
yotsuba b
>>
someone cap the whole thread!
>>
File: 1362415415336.jpg-(20 KB, 320x240, 1 (1).jpg)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
>>23501663
Goddamnit. I was wondering what all these replies were for but then I read the context and learned it was this...this...tragedy!
>>
>>23503264

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23501569

Close enough.
>>
>>23503264
>>23503275
Oh come on. Does it really deserve to be archived? A screencap, maybe an image dump, but an archive?
...
Then again, this is the most successful troll (intentional or not) that I've ever seen, even if anons are exaggerating their reactions.
>>
File: 1362415682666.png-(55 KB, 482x542, this changes things.png)
55 KB
55 KB PNG
>>23501663
I did not know that school let out this early
>>
>>23501794
>Star Trek 2011

Yeah, I'ma go ahead and say that's modern
>>
>>23503295

Wasn't me who archived it, but it's still a welcome break from SupTG's normal array of
>Quest
>Quest
>Quest
>Something of value
>Quest
>Quest
>Quest
>Something vaguely funny
>Quest
>Quest
>>
File: 1362416068083.jpg-(10 KB, 196x197, 1244002830889.jpg)
10 KB
10 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23503334
True.

Too bad suptg doesn't list replies in each post.
...
Can one run 4chan's javascript as a greasemonkey script on suptg to get it to work in just the same way?
>>
>>23501663
10/10, I laughed hysterically.
>>
>>23503334
too bad this is only "something vaguely funny" so its not breaking any pattern
>>
>>23503322
I though that the Trek reboot film was from 2009.

And the sequel is coming out this year.

So, yeah... it's not exactly ancient by any definition of the word.

Although New Kirk isn't quite the same womanizer that Original Kirk was.

And people forget that Spock had his fair share of close encounters with alien women as well. Most famously with a female Romulan captain.
>>
>>23503574
>Although New Kirk isn't quite the same womanizer that Original Kirk was.
I thought he banged at least two or three different chicks in that movie, which is a pretty good count for your average movie protagonist. Usually they get maybe one implied banging that takes place after the movie in a semi-committed relationship.
>>
>>23503624
He was hitting on Uhura for most of the first half of the film, and was trying to score with the Uhura's green-skinned room-mate when Uhura walked in on them.
>>
>>23503256
>implying any format is superior
>>
>>23503784
I like yotusba b with purple "greentext." I find it easier to read than the default.
>>
File: 1362418443292.gif-(903 KB, 300x200, 1eyyyyyy.gif)
903 KB
903 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362418709999.png-(123 KB, 1680x658, asdf.png)
123 KB
123 KB PNG
I've seen moot posts that get fewer responses.
>>
File: 1362418740575.png-(12 KB, 1253x179, 2c21.png)
12 KB
12 KB PNG
IT KEEPS GOING

I don't think I will ever see as good a troll in my entire lifetime
>>
File: 1362418893488.gif-(155 KB, 300x126, 4184448.gif)
155 KB
155 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362419108970.jpg-(99 KB, 400x264, Don't_panic.jpg)
99 KB
99 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23502474
I thought that she had the New York Yankee's logo on her forehead. I opened the picture up, and was disappointed.
>>
File: 1362419241283.jpg-(15 KB, 374x250, laughing teddy roosevelt.jpg)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
>>23501663
Thank you, good sir. Thank you.
>>
File: 1362419283729.gif-(973 KB, 312x213, Ron_Paul_Its_Happening.gif)
973 KB
973 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362419297521.gif-(2.81 MB, 380x259, bunk.gif)
2.81 MB
2.81 MB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362419352500.jpg-(44 KB, 444x312, 1361331079918.jpg)
44 KB
44 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23503295

LL will just delete it for not being a quest anyways.
>>
File: 1362419660868.jpg-(168 KB, 832x512, 1342817646650.jpg)
168 KB
168 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23501663
Clearly we have been graced by a trolling god here.
>>
File: 1362419814188.jpg-(20 KB, 256x273, descartes711.jpg)
20 KB
20 KB JPG
Also I would totes wreck that shit once she took the armor off
>>
>>23504138
That's not armor, but whatever you need to convince to yourself, go ahead.
>>
File: 1362420060333.png-(311 KB, 1315x445, 1360773992320.png)
311 KB
311 KB PNG
>>23501663

This Anon just pulled this picture off, only unironically and I completely believe every word of it applies. I have never been so rused before
>>
>>23504138
What?
>>
>>23504177
Good Anon, I am saving this picture for posterity, with the hopes that I never have the opportunity to use it.
>>
File: 1362420578529.jpg-(194 KB, 1200x683, 128.jpg)
194 KB
194 KB JPG
>>23504138
That's her skin, brah.

So would I.
>>
File: 1362420934177.jpg-(22 KB, 279x284, 1339863484352.jpg)
22 KB
22 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
Post No.23501663 has received 80/176 replies so far, with a large majority of the 98 image replies too.
>>
File: 1362421759277.jpg-(1.62 MB, 2400x2880, 1227509561024.jpg)
1.62 MB
1.62 MB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23501663
Tell your legal guardians that you don't get what the deal is with that captain Kirk guy everyone's talking about.

You will not be allowed to do homework until you educate yourself by watching DVDs for a few hours.
>>
File: 1362422070249.jpg-(2.83 MB, 1889x2906, 1361468817981.jpg)
2.83 MB
2.83 MB JPG
>>23501663

My god...
>>
>>23504279
If that's the case, and I'm surprised I have to ask this about something based off a Giger work, where's the vagina?
>>
File: 1362422243417.jpg-(31 KB, 209x322, 0stupidkingdomcalled.jpg)
31 KB
31 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23504626
the crotch plates separate i'd assume.
>>
>>23504138
>once she took the armor off
Fucking plebe. 0/10 would not bring on intergalactic sex tour.
>>
File: 1362422483871.jpg-(35 KB, 640x480, Enel.jpg)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>23501663
S... Seriously?
>>
File: 1362422554457.gif-(414 KB, 175x120, 1f299b288e40.gif)
414 KB
414 KB GIF
>>23501663
contributing to outraged image dump
>>
>>23504623
Of course we can outrage /co/.
We practice raging about shit everyday.
>>
>>23504792
Practice?
>>
>>23504852
What else would you call Warhammer 40k threads, other than practice for raging about shit?
>>
>>23504874
I thought it was just real non auditioned rage
>>
>>23504874
or That Guy threads
>>
>>23504891
Or Elf Slave Watdo/Fetish Insertion threads.
>>
File: 1362423341620.jpg-(21 KB, 400x267, its-full-of-stars.jpg)
21 KB
21 KB JPG
>>23501663
>MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF REPLIES
>>
File: 1362423430969.png-(171 KB, 1003x782, itshappening.png)
171 KB
171 KB PNG
I came in late. Saw this. What has become of the world /tg/?
>>
File: 1362423525272.jpg-(52 KB, 500x531, eek.jpg)
52 KB
52 KB JPG
That wasn't the goal of mine. That was part of her background. She was and elf several hundred years old, living in the mountains and mining diamonds, gestalted 14th level Rogue+Witch in PF (with skill masteries in maxed rank Stealth, Climb, Acrobatics, Sense Motive, Spellcraft, Knowledge Geography, and Knowledge Nature). She was literally a ghost in the woods and mountains, and one of the most powerful things living in it, able to assassinate or curse with impunity most things that existed in her territories.

Avoiding normal civilization for so long, she became a sort of spirit or deity to the nomadic tribes of gnolls that lived in the area, and she would occasionally wander through their camps and enjoy herself in quite a number of ways, in addition to protecting them from other tribes of evil humanoids. As a result she was worshiped as the ghost-goddess of the mountains, and they would "sacrifice" young gnolls to her, sending them into the forests to find her. They might stay a while and learn from her, becoming magically powerful or cunning leaders, or they would be eaten by various mountain and forest dwelling monsters.

She was a fun character.
>>
>>23505006
Wildly successful (but perhaps accidental) trolls, people biting troll bait, people laughing at the whole thing, and people who keep prematurely screencapping it.
>>
File: 1362423699362.jpg-(68 KB, 680x525, 37c.jpg)
68 KB
68 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362423729416.jpg-(29 KB, 499x500, 1354287114306.jpg)
29 KB
29 KB JPG
>>23501663
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>
>>23505056
-while others still just want the world to know, that their ass is burning.
>>
File: 1362423866523.png-(48 KB, 1280x1024, 1qwertyuiop.png)
48 KB
48 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362423943228.jpg-(92 KB, 600x521, $400,000 to slap your shit.jpg)
92 KB
92 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362423973430.gif-(12 KB, 432x300, warning.gif)
12 KB
12 KB GIF
>>23501663
shitstorm +1
>>
this thread makes me cry and not because of >>23501663
>>
Please see /tg for all your REAGING needs
>>
>>23505126
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
>>
File: 1362424208770.gif-(911 KB, 500x345, 1340489376341.gif)
911 KB
911 KB GIF
mfw this thread
>>
>>23505169
you forgot to link to the offending post
>>
I haven't seen this much mad since my little brother got off football practice and asked my friends if Kirk had a purple light saber.
>>
File: 1362424488897.jpg-(55 KB, 300x300, 1321933207265.jpg)
55 KB
55 KB JPG
>>23505169
>>23501663
>>
>>23505219
No I didn't.
>>
File: 1362424529392.gif-(60 KB, 300x168, 3928093+_6913f9793768410e(...).gif)
60 KB
60 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362424530843.png-(28 KB, 377x636, Hate. All of it.png)
28 KB
28 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362424614540.jpg-(84 KB, 597x586, 1348055472120.jpg)
84 KB
84 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362424700763.gif-(1.36 MB, 312x225, 1342655640968.gif)
1.36 MB
1.36 MB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362424775937.jpg-(42 KB, 640x475, dan ouda dan.jpg)
42 KB
42 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362424827449.gif-(1.73 MB, 400x225, argd.gif)
1.73 MB
1.73 MB GIF
>>23501663
>>
>>23505390
That is the 100th reply to that offending post.
>>
File: 1362424921892.jpg-(92 KB, 425x392, 1362373360226.jpg)
92 KB
92 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23505368
I guess we could assume that they've been sufficiently reprimanded for their ignorance.

Or in other words, told.
>>
File: 1362425016387.png-(559 KB, 673x1000, 2589cc72318fc99b5fddd98b0(...).png)
559 KB
559 KB PNG
>>23505368
Thinly veiled reaction image thread
>>
File: 1362425091101.gif-(11 KB, 210x230, grinman.gif)
11 KB
11 KB GIF
>>23505449
>>
File: 1362425127403.jpg-(127 KB, 400x545, 1358206181455.jpg)
127 KB
127 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362425240690.png-(287 KB, 1656x652, Picture 2.png)
287 KB
287 KB PNG
leroleroleroley
>>
File: 1362425314422.jpg-(136 KB, 453x402, 1344831583811.jpg)
136 KB
136 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362425361850.png-(85 KB, 209x191, damnpeasants.png)
85 KB
85 KB PNG
>>23501663
>filthy peasantry
>>
>>23501569
Adventurers DO do stupider stuff for worse reasons.

Seriously, if you're willing to exchange violence and high risk to yourself for probable-reward of maybe-proportional value, you're already kind of crazy. Being a complete xenophile from square one would just be another step on the road.
>>
>>23505537
hey, let's cool it with the off topic posts.
>>
File: 1362425480954.png-(62 KB, 211x198, 1361912061486.png)
62 KB
62 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362425490759.jpg-(4 KB, 120x97, nicethings.jpg)
4 KB
4 KB JPG
>>23501663
I just now learned about this post when I decided to find out why I couldn't post any of my horrified reactions because DUPLICATE FILE
>>
>>23505573
That's when you crop or add one row or column of pixels to your desired image.
>>
File: 1362425789019.jpg-(40 KB, 399x477, 1304563699296.jpg)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
>>23505625
but then you get artifacting.
>>
File: 1362425810263.jpg-(24 KB, 335x352, 1344178472158.jpg)
24 KB
24 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23505640
You can change a handful of pixels, use PNG, and not have artifacting.
If you're worried about the size of a file that's smaller than 1000x1000, then you have hardware issues.
>>
>>23505640
Use a program where you can control the compression and set it to 100% quality, or use a lossless file format.
>>
File: 1362426142948.jpg-(148 KB, 1280x720, timetoleave.jpg)
148 KB
148 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
>>23505640
GIMP mofo, GIMP it

also >>23501663
>>
File: 1362426237064.gif-(305 KB, 300x191, 3993777.gif)
305 KB
305 KB GIF
>>23501663
We are in the presence of a Trolling God. With but a single word he catastrophically laid a thread low.
>>
File: 1362426258902.jpg-(19 KB, 234x232, fyou.jpg)
19 KB
19 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362426333165.png-(125 KB, 216x271, weird.png)
125 KB
125 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362426468988.png-(123 KB, 466x411, shockpatchy.png)
123 KB
123 KB PNG
>>23501663
/jp/ here.

What the fuck.
>>
File: 1362426500369.gif-(21 KB, 250x250, 1261107542929.gif)
21 KB
21 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362426557582.png-(397 KB, 488x478, 1359251715737.png)
397 KB
397 KB PNG
>>23501663
I don't get it.
Someone explain.
>>
>>23505846
You're from /jp/ and you can't identify basic shitposting?

Do you guys seriously believe that guy didn't know who Kirk was?
>>
>>23505872
Nice try, we're still responding to the other troll
>>
File: 1362426635933.jpg-(35 KB, 442x330, 1311551047857.jpg)
35 KB
35 KB JPG
>>23505872
>>
File: 1362426653867.png-(2.05 MB, 2072x1364, neo-4chan.png)
2.05 MB
2.05 MB PNG
How does this come as a surprise?
>>
File: 1362426671921.jpg-(38 KB, 470x468, 1352832567873.jpg)
38 KB
38 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362426691719.jpg-(192 KB, 969x683, 1294682462621.jpg)
192 KB
192 KB JPG
>>23505885
>shitposting
only on /jp/. Here's it's all honest opinions.
>>
File: 1362426706491.png-(98 KB, 320x240, Armor Im Listening.png)
98 KB
98 KB PNG
>Trolls, Youngens, and Oldies.
>>23501569

Listen OP. Unless we are talking about a campaign where everyone in your group is also having a single one dimensional character concept, in an adventure which is suppose to be almost cartoonist.

Then no. Playing a character whose sole goal is to get laid is "That guy." You are being "That Guy" and you don't know it, your don't realize it. So I'm telling you "No. Stop being that guy".

Now. Lets take Captain Kirk for completely random reasons. One of his best known traits is being a womanizer. Aside from bad ye-old-tv-days of writing style looking to get laid all the time was never Krik's intention or goals. He was a captain who attempted to put his ship first and galactic exploration as an over all goal. Womanizing was a character trait in Kirk, but not his goal, and not his drive. (Well a different kind of drive).
If you want to have a similar trait in your character that is more than fine, but you'd need a better primary goal. Otherwise you pretty much are that guy.

2 Cents.
>>
File: 1362426769730.png-(81 KB, 350x350, 1339878333128.png)
81 KB
81 KB PNG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362426783608.jpg-(36 KB, 561x543, 1335374126432.jpg)
36 KB
36 KB JPG
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362426799610.gif-(726 KB, 300x168, 1356853351800.gif)
726 KB
726 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
File: 1362426800955.jpg-(83 KB, 639x538, 1355254329758.jpg)
83 KB
83 KB JPG
>>23505885
I would believe so, people are fucking dumb.
I've met a girl who didn't know who Darwin was.
Mfw she called him "the monkey man".
>>
>>23505919
Pretty much. /jp/ is 2d random with the occasional would you suck my dick threads.
>>
>>23505924
>IMPLYING THIS THREAD IS STILL ON THE TRACKS.
>IMPLYING WE'RE NOT BURNING THROUGH THE SKY
200 DEGREES.
>>
File: 1362426877150.jpg-(84 KB, 898x1024, patchesmirk.jpg)
84 KB
84 KB JPG
>>23505885
>>23505919
>>23505957
>>
>>23505957
I thought that was /x/...
>>
File: 1362427010749.gif-(196 KB, 500x491, 1357683806306.gif)
196 KB
196 KB GIF
>>23501663
>>
>people ragging on TOS Star Trek

Shut the fuck up you TNG kiddies. The only goods about TNG were Patrick Stewart and the original incarnation of the Ferengi as the main antagonist to the Federation and even that only lasted to season one.

The TOS had god tier writing an still does. Quit being fucking kids and faggot hipsters by ragging on the TOS
>>
File: 1362427046465.gif-(522 KB, 217x118, WERENOTWORTHY.gif)
522 KB
522 KB GIF
>>23501663
A true lord of trolls stands among us. I have never seen a board flip its shit this hard over one post.

Never mind one word.
>>
>>23501663
My god. I always wondered how things got lost in time and history.
I'm not wondering anymore.
I'm scared /tg/.. Very, very scared.
>>
>>23506051
This is what happened to the nazi.
>>
>>23505924
so every IRL womanizer is 'that guy' in /tg/ eyes?

that isn't very surprising actually.
>>
>>23501663
I have no face for this feeling.
>>
>Image limit reached
>>
>>23501663
ahahaha oh wow

/jp/ here
>>
>>23506084
No. Being overly erotic in the table without playing Fatal (or general consensus of ERP) is sure sign of being a That Guy.
>>
>>23501663
It was great while it lasted guys... see you on the other side
>>
>>23506104
Seriously, did someone over there link to here?
>>
>>23505904
What the fuck?
>>
>>23506124
it's not about erotic roleplay, it's about using your libido as a motivation.
>>
>>23501663
>image limit reached
>close to 130 replies to a single post
mfw when I cannot have a face
>>
>>23506149
Yes.
>>>/jp/10566244
>>
>mfw I just started on my annual rewatching of the TOS te other day

This is.... Bizarre. Sort of. Anyway, who wants to talk about Star Trek now?
>>
>>23501663
/jp/ here

are you for real?
>>
>>23506149
yes actually
>>
>>23506197
It's good to see /jp/ never changes.
>>
>>23506084
I think you'd be VERY hard pressed to actually find someone in real life whose single. solely. With out equal. No other Hobbits. No other Habits. only. goal in life is to fuck other woman.

Have you actually ever got out to bars or clubs or anything like that? Or are you just taking your stereotypes from sit-coms.

Or are you 19ish? Because I'd believe you would full believe that line of logic if you are still college-ish.
>>
>>23506197
>Western otaku
Is that a thing?
And why would they be on /jp/ of all places?
>>
>>23501663
>Even if unintended. 10/10 would bang. I was summoned by the butthurt radiating from this thread like the heat of a thousand suns. Shine on, you crazy diamond.

>>23501569
So, you mean like Jaime from MEGAS XLR? That would be cool. I've played the type before. My shtick actually became a semi-regular mechanism for our GM to hook us into a plot.
>>
>>23506239
It's shittier.
>>
>>23506250
>No other Hobbits
>>
>>23506250
>Have you actually ever got out to bars or clubs or anything like that?
not really, have you? because at certain age, people only think of one thing and many of them don't really grow up.
or am I wrong about that?

fine, women and getting high.
>>
Now would be the time to screenshot guys.
>>
>>23506265
>tfw you only have one hobbit
>>
>>23506368
Shall we open a new thread to post the screen caps?
>>
>>23506197
>all dat shitposting
goddamn, I thought we had it bad.
>>
>>23506390
Someone apply to archives, foolz doesn't permanently keep.
>>
>>23506383
>tfw you will never know the pleasure of multiple hobbits crawling all over your dick.
>>
>>23506401
It is already archived, I think.

Dear God, we are witnessing a troll ascending into divinity.
>>
>>23506406
I suppose it would be Merry.
>>
>>23506401
Yes it does. I have never seen a thread disappear from foolz. It has more than 45000 pages of /tg/ threads.
>>
>>23506197
It reads like a board of demi-yaldabaoths.
do not want
>>
>>23506433
And thus Kirkwho, the Troll God, was born.
>>
>>23501706
And less gay
>>
Oh good god, we are in the presence of a master. With but a single utterance he bought ruin and despair to an entire board. I've never seen any board go so completely fucknut crazy over a post before, but he caused this by posting a SINGLE WORD.

It's over. Truly, nobody will ever reach such great heights again. We might as well all go home.
>>
>>23506489
It's pretty bad to see an entire thread devoted to responding to one post, though.
>>
>>23501663
>jackie_chan_brain.jpg
>>
>>23506401
http://fuuka.warosu.org/tg/
>>
>>23506822
Yeah bro, I see where you are coming from. judging by the sage, it's /jp/. But still, every other sage being a shitpost somehow manages to look even less appealing.
>>
>>23506932
Last time I was here, every other thread was a quest. It's something you pick through.
>>
>>23506959
Oh yeah.
That.
It has gotten worse.
>>
>>23501663
/co/ here

You are scum.
>>
>>23501663
This guy is also on /tv/ now.

>>30641919
>>
>>23506959
>>23507004
Right now there are 11 quest threads or (ugh) meta threads about quests on /tg/ out of 150-ish threads.
Of these, three are no longer active and are falling off the board.
That's less than 10% of all threads currently on the board. Pages are irrelevant thanks to the inbuilt catalog and numerous offsite catalogs. Hiding threads and filtering are now standard features of 4chan.
>>
>>23501663
Jesus fucking christ.

It's happening.
>>
>>23507074
You mean >>>/tv/30641919 ?
>>
>>23507104
It already hit the 300 posts, sage is pointless.
>>
>>23507120
Should be stickied.
>>
You could probably run the entire eastern seaboard off the amount of anger coming off the various boards right now.

I mean, one word just caused four different boards to throw a shitfit.
>>
>>23507217
4?
I count 3
>>
>>23507217
four different boards? Holy shit someone link this stuff
>>
>>23507312
The /jp/ thread was deleted by mods.
/tv/ isn't really reacting.
and /tg/
by my count.
>>
I haven't seen a concentrated example of stupidity like this since that guy on /v/ said FPS doesn't mean anything for 2D.
>>
>>23507385
I thought /co/ was involved, too.
>>
a little notice: we are in autosage, so maybe it's time to take the last screenshots before the thread dies. Everyone clean up after yourself and put the seats back to their original position
>>
>>23507634
Fuck off faggot, it's called a bump limit, and it'll be in two archives.
>>
>>23507802
It's autosage you fuckin newfag. From krautchan.
>>
>>23508166
Someone got banned once for that exact post ( Except the word "fuckin" had a "g" at the end of it and minus the krautchan part) because the person they were replying to was Moot himself.
Moot himself has said it's called the bump limit, not autosage.
>>
>>23508257
That was the joke, you autistic shitfucker.
>>
>>23508289
You're seriously still using autism as an insult? What is this, 2010?
>>
>>23508331
Fuck off already
>>
>>23508331
Your reply was literally autistic, though. It was god damn definition of autism. Your post number is most likely going to get into fucking Miriam-Webster. Congratulations, dipstick.
>>
>>23508353
>>23508334
And yet, you're the ones getting so angry about it.
>>
>>23508257
I am moot and I support this message.
>>
>>23501663
+1



Delete Post [File Only] Password
Style
[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [cm / hm / y] [3 / adv / an / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / hc / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / po / pol / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / x] [rs] [status / q / @] [Settings] [Home]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

- futaba + yotsuba -
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.