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i was soo worryed

>>23528551
Is there any foolproof way to mentally share a perfect image of our attacker with dad/others? Perhaps a detail we are not considering would be more important to someone else's perspective.

>>23528551
Have Dad start writing more Word on us for tattoos, we want as much done as soon as possible so we can up Durability.

While he's doing this plot with him. Think up a basic plan for luring the Redhood bitch out, getting the drop on her, and turning her mind into swiss cheese.

As well as good temporary Foci for mind attacks, we want as many dice on that as possible.

>>23528630
No, it's all interpreted by your brain first, and loses details as per a normal memory if not done live. Consider using your phone's camera if you want to send a perfect image remotely.

>>23528551

Learn to teleport. Also traps. Create a trap that, when triggered, swaps *variable amount* of the object it's on with material from the sun.

>>23528551
"Hey dad could you get me some body armor... and some silk, I need to do some experimentation, also get Liz and Lin to teleport home when they're done."

>>23528689
rather than nuke earth we could have a trap that seals the room and teleports the atmosphere out. it wont trip personal wards so it cant be blocked without prior knowledge but this is beside the currant topic. ask dads advice on attacking the enemy sanctuary

>>23528551
I'll just post the same thing from yesterday.

Talk about with dad:

>Disposing of hoodiebitch through either mindbreaking or explosions

>Finishing the tattoos and having a teleport back ready for when you send a text home

>Hoarding foci in canisters and keeping them on a utility belt

>We need another gun. Perhaps we should enchant this one.

>Talk about learning how to teleport ourselves

>Strain reducing foci

And anything I missed.

In an approximate order of importance.

>>23528760

By *variable amount*, I mean causing an effect from "A puff of smoke" to "What scholomance?"

The latter effect being used on an average of never times each ever.

"How about you get to work drawing more tattoos onto me while we talk?" you ask. "I want to get these done sooner rather than later so I can start augmenting myself for more defense."

"Sure thing, Max. Lie down with your back up.

You do so, lying down. You hadn't bothered to put new clothes on yet.

"So, do you also intend to get a tattoo for your brow chakra and your crown chakra? We'll probably need to shave your head if you do, to put the brow on the back of your head and the crown on top of your scalp. Unless you know some kind of magical hair-growing Lotus technique, you would have to wait for it to grow back in like normal after that."

What do you say?

>>23528848

Probably not until we get a magical hair-growing Lotus technique.

>>23528848
"I can wear a hat. Besides, a bit of hair is a small price to pay for more protection, especially here."

We might also want to text Dane and say that we're still alive.

>>23528848
"Go for it. Hair grows back, and I can just steal a page from the evil bitch who shot me and wear a hoodie if I need to."

>>23528848
"Hair grows back Dad."
>>23528779
Body armor, for the love of god.

>>23528613
me to

>>23528848
Do it, hats are cheap and I can probably find a way to alchemize a wig if it's necessary

>>23528848
I'm not sure we should jump on the shaving train just yet. We ought to talk to Liz first.

>>23528848
I don't think we should do head tattoos because they are much harder to hide then all the other ones. Besides if im not mistaken we cant get all the tattoos done at once so we can check with Master Sanchez on how bad an idea it wold be to not get those two. Just like how i think our tattoos should also stop at the wrists.

"I'm going to give a tentative 'yes' to the head shaving," you say. "But let's save that until after you've done the rest of my back - I would like to ask Liz for input too."

"Sure thing. What do you want to talk about, then?"

"First of all, body armor."

"Okay, what do you want? Military armor? I can get ahold of most mundane stuff relatively easy with teleportation or the black market."

What do you say?

>>23529113
"Mundane would be a good start, but I was curious about using alchemy to make a regular looking shirt as hard as steel."

>>23528779
the list is compleat but i think the order should be

>Disposing of hoodiebitch through either mindbreaking or explosions (other later options are steps to this goal)

>We need another gun. Perhaps we should enchant this one.(we can just take it from the armory)

>Hoarding foci in canisters and keeping them on a utility belt (this should be stupid easy)

>Talk about learning how to teleport ourselves (makes leaving home more safe and helps us gank the bitch)

>Strain reducing foci (if we use the foci making foci trick we can make all the foci we want for 'free' and that makes all the other steps easier

>Finishing the tattoos and having a teleport back ready for when you send a text home

>>23529113
"Mundane would be a good start.

Though alchemizing something like spidersilk for it would allow for some interesting things, higher protection to weight ratio, and then enchanting it to provide a supernatural level of protection."

>>23528662
>Have Dad start writing more Word on us for tattoos, we want as much done as soon as possible so we can up Durability.
>While he's doing this plot with him. Think up a basic plan for luring the Redhood bitch out, getting the drop on her, and turning her mind into swiss cheese.

Couldn't we use magic to make an illusion of what we remember?

A better idea would be to show/tell dad where her sanctum is

>>23529113
"Best you can get that wont limit my movements much, also silk for" >>23529128

>>23529128
but it will still be flexible so we should use alchemy on some thin rigid things to protect our bones and organs from pulping also one of those undershirts with the concealed carry pockets for foci and other small things, or you know a gun.

>>23529128
i say we get some military stile armor like dragon scale or a London police bulletproof & stab-proof vest then enhance it with alchemy as well as do a layer of normal cloths.

>>23529202
Make it so that sudden impact hardens it in proportion to the force, kinda like cornstarch-water mix.

Only it's a shirt.

>>23529247
it would still disperse force poorly

>>23529186
this
but we can change the mundane to what we want as a base

>>23529113
"Something I can hide under my clothes, but I can fit with a couple ballistic plates so a sniper can't one-shot me in the chest or back."

>>23529247
It's called a non-Newtonian or Shear Thickening Fluid, BTW.

"I want the best possible, period."

>>23529362
My physics education has escaped me at the moment, so I must ask, why is it called Non-Newtonian? I figure it's because it invalidates the Netwonian laws of physics (Probably the second one), but I've never been told exactly why.

>>23529113
>What do you say?

"I'm not sure. Something to wear around, but maybe another piece for when we need to bust down SOMEone's door and kick their butt."

"The tattoo's also reminded me of something I've been meaning to ask about.... how do you store energy? I know its painful to talk about, but... I get the feeling you can store an EXCESS of what your body can hold, since you powered those wards for YEARS. Its... its sad, but impressive. "
"Dad, Can you train me to be a battery like that? I'd like to have extra magical reserves to call upon in case I this happens again. Or could we make a tattoo to hold extra charge to call upon later? Maybe one in one of the energy chakras."

>>23529440

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-Newtonian_fluid

Guys I can't help but think that non Newtonian fluids are going to work on this small of a scale, are we going to be moving around in life jacket huge bags of heavy ass liquids?

>>23529503
sorry, *are not going to work

>>23529465
he dint power the wards he was going to be forced to but Petrove never got to that point he was just imprisoned for years.

>>23529503
I think it's more along the lines of making a thin, solid material (like a shirt) behave like a non-newtonian fluid.

>>23529503
we can make them lighter with magic and you just need a thin layer they are currently working on producing things like that for armor.

>>23529113
Mundane armour is for lame-o's. Let's take the advice of last thread's /k/omrade and work out something with spider silk and non-Newtonian gel.

"Something mundane is good, but I would like some way to augment it with magic - maybe upgrade it with alchemy?"

"You could make it a permanent focus for Sorcery-based kinetic shields," your father suggests. "Then you're wearing armor that actually helps you put up a shielding spell."

"If I permanently enhanced myself with some kind of Sorcery kinetic barrier effect, would that interfere with a shield spell?"

"I doubt it," he says. "However, if you do put a permanent kinetic barrier around yourself, it could affect your sense of touch a lot more dramatically than making your body more durable would. You should find out if it does before you do so - I wouldn't want you to accidentally go numbing your skin."

"Oh, wow, I never thought of that," you admit. "Thanks for the warning. How do you think we should deal with hoodie bitch?"

"Well," he says, stopping drawing for a moment to scratch at his face. "We could put traps around that base of hers that you found, but if she's smart she's probably abandoned it. We could hope she's outside of wards and try to do a remote Enchantment or Conjuration effect on her. We could also send a decoy out into the open and ambush her when she tries to ambush it. All kinds of things we could attempt, really. What do you want to try, Max?"

>>23529552
Or we could do something to get armor fucking now and work on the other shit when our life is in less immediate danger.

>>23529573
Decoy.

>>23529573
remote Enchantment and Conjuration might be a good one to try, after all, if she has abandoned her base, she will probably have to set up some new wards. If she is behind wards, we can try setting traps around her base instead.

>>23529573
Decoy. Fuck her up when she's darting a mannequin.

>>23529573
Well, if we can attempt the remote enchantment or conjuration right now, no reason not to try that first, after that, a decoy would probably be the best way.

>>23529573
Let's use a decoy. Send it out to pretend it's looking for Red Riding Hood's base, then aikdo that motherfucker into submission as soon as she shows herself. Then we make her Lunch.

>>23529573
"If she's abandoned her place she's going to have to find a new one and reset wards. If we turn her mind into swiss cheese teleporting her back here won't be hard.

If that doesn't work we pull a decoy on her, make it look like we're annoyed and rushing it, trying to find her as soon as possible."

>>23529575
yah that's my vote plus if we are smart we can do the other stuff more easily by having a pile of drain reducing foci..

>>23529573
>>23529615
Actually I change mine to >>23529636

>>23529573
>>23529636

I vote we try this plan.

>>23529636
support this on

>>23529573
All of the classes for all 7 years are at the same time in different rooms right? I wouldn't want to hit her in class and draw heat.

>>23529520
>he dint power the wards he was going to be forced to but Petrove never got to that point he was just imprisoned for years.

Are you sure?
He talked about running out of power before the manacles did when we first found him.

Which implies that particularly strong spirits can burn out trapping mechanisms just by OUTLASTING them.

THIS is the kind of endurance/mana storage that we NEED to inquire into(seriously, just back to so we can ASK) in case someone wants to use us as a power source just like dad.

>>23529573
>same

"Why don't we ask some lotus members to help us? I mean, isn't that what societies are for? To keep their members alive?"

>>23529714
He doesn't need to eat, drink, or sleep. Instead, if he goes too long without sex, he starts taking points of drain to his stats that can only be restored with sex - or some other kind of spiritual energy infusion, but as an incubus, that's the most natural and efficient way for him. He was saying that whatever was powering the wards - and his manacles - lasted longer before burning out than he himself did.

>>23529732
I think they're more to stop an entire society targeting you. I doubt they'll interfere in what is effectively a personal conflict for fear of escalation.

Guys, if we want to make it look like a rush job, then we have to skip all our preparation crap we wanted to do.

>>23529732
No, bad idea. First off, Lotus is mostly neutral. We don't want to get them involved and fuck up inter-society politics. Second, it'd mean revealing our father is alive to far too many people.

I wanna see what wise ass "Told ya so, get more paranoia" shit Dane starts throwin' at us when he sees we ain't dead.

>>23529782
We can still gather up a couple buckets worth of Foci for this. Won't take that long.

I wish we had the dark or something that belonged to the girl to act as a targeting mechanism.

>>23529714
I have no problem asking him about that kind of mana storage I'm just saying that you had a small error in fact and yes the manically were powered by the tower. and Dimitry ran out first i can only assume it has to do with needing to power himself and being drained from when Petrov jumped him.

Why not send an elemental out to the site of the battle to see if it can recover anything we could use as a foci, even if it's little more than a loose thread from her hoodie or a lost hair, it's something.

>>23529840
Like Gaviscon? I mean, we want him to be a functional tool, not merely a pet, right? Wasn't that the entire point of that one project? We should ask Liz to send him out there.

>>23529782
for a targeting focus we could go dig the bullet out of the wall or if they already did that we just take a sample of the rock and use that because her or her minion dug it out so the whole has a sympathetic connection to her.

>>23529853
I don't know how perceptive Gaviscon is, and he lacks fine manipulators to pick up anything he might find, as we learned during the exam when he struggled with the box.

Some minor spirit more suited to this sort of thing would probably be a better bet.

>>23529798
me to it may suck for Max but will be great for us.

>>23529882
So, let's build a new construct then. I'm not joking, that sounds like a fantastic idea. Something small, quick, perceptive, and with manual dexterity.

>>23529909
Might be an idea, Gaviscon is more of a battle construct, something for skulking around scouting, spying and gathering foci would be a worthwhile investment.

>>23529759
>He doesn't need to eat, drink, or sleep. Instead, if he goes too long without sex, he starts taking points of drain to his stats that can only be restored with sex - or some other kind of spiritual energy infusion, but as an incubus, that's the most natural and efficient way for him. He was saying that whatever was powering the wards - and his manacles - lasted longer before burning out than he himself did.

Right. Can you ask him how that works for us, though?
I want to hear his opinion on my idea.
Also, can you please clarify something? I remember that we woke up from poison monday, but not what day it was before - how much time did we lose?

>>23529782

>Guys, if we want to make it look like a rush job, then we have to skip all our preparation crap we wanted to do.
We may not want to do that

>>23529867
I think that was also a dart, and that would require us going back to obtain it, a really good way to run into the same damn trap.

>>23529926
>>23529909
I would like to mention my idea last thread for a network of sniper golems with flying-eye spotter support.

>>23529968

There's no way we can whip that up as quickly as we want to. Maybe in the future, but that's not a plan for right now.

>>23529968
I prefer the swarm golem.

>>23529950
good point someone suggested we send Gave to do it as long as he dosen't melt the thing that may be ideal.

>>23529927
It was Sunday evening when you got darted. Given that you only sleep for two hours normally, it would be reasonable to assume you were actually unconscious for most of that time, rather than having transitioned into sleep.

>>23529950
The dart got burned up as foci in our last ditch mind attack.

>>23529909
>>23529926
Like Fap, but less plushy and with more grabby bits.

>>23530000
No, when the sniper shot at us, we got shot at twice.

>>23529759
Can you make a familiar without alchemizing it a body? Because a naked air elemental, though vulnerable, might be useful for recon.

>>23529968
I want it two but >>23529985 is right

how is this different? >>23529989

Also that project like most others would be helped by making drain foci for making foci.

>>23530010
And maybe leaner too. Make its body barely more than a tight wire frame. We don't need space for organs or even muscles, and we don't need bones sturdy enough to hold all that stuff up.

>>23530038
Right, I just meant the general idea of a flying drone that sees for us as well as grabs things and absconds with em.

>>23530028
Yes. In fact, when an elemental's construct body gets destroyed, that just releases the construct. That would have been a real issue for Gaviscon before you finished properly stabilizing him, but not an issue at all for Fap, for example.

>>23530034
Thousands of bees compared to a murder of crows.

>>23529985
Maybe not a full-city network, sure, but we've got several rifles already and could throw together two sniper-spotter pairs over the weekend (assuming the dice let us, ha).
We could set them up such that they have a vantage over the general area of our route home from the lotus sanctum (but not so close that it's obvious that they're guarding a certain path), give them a few clips each, and deploy them via teleportation to avoid being traced. Easy cover for key spots, and a quick fix for if they try the same ambush style again.

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>>23530061

So something like this?

>>23530066
One last question, could an air elemental be unknowingly inhaled by an unprepared target?

So, it sounds like the plan is to do a remote assault and then, if that doesn't work, to try to lure them out with a decoy. Is that accurate?

>>23530119
Oh god.
This entire school will hate, HATE us forever.
Then we make them invisible.

>>23530130
Yep.

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>>23530119
>wallmaster golems

>>23530130
Yes

>>23530126
Yes. Fucking up a person with suffocation is one of the two primary methods air elementals have of damaging people.

>>23530130
That sounds about right, yes.

>>23530067
ah yes i get it now my impression was we build a swarm of spotter bees supported by a murder of sniper crows.

>>23530119
I know anything goes in Scholomance, but come on, there have to be some limits of human decency you just don't cross...

>>23530130
yes

>>23530147
we want an alchemical gas mask pronto

>>23530147
what is the other? trip them? throw dust and debris at them?

>>23530130
Yep.

So, ideas for the decoy? Are we going with a quick-and-dirty golem, or maybe an illusion? Mind-control Pierre into catching bullets while wearing a Max suit? Or just a cardboard cuttout in the window?

>>23530198
Use gale-force winds to punch them off a building or through a wall.

>>23529996

Did we miss class today, then?

Are we going to have to do makeup work?

>>23530225
What about pressure? Is the average elemental capable of generating pressure areas powerful enough to, say, cause someone's eyes to pop?

>>23530223
>Mind-control Pierre into catching bullets while wearing a Max suit?
As tempting as this is, I really want to capture him and put him on an estrogen regimen while slowly training him to be our sissy ass-slut trap bitch.

>>23530238
Yes and maybe.

>>23530223
>>23530223
>So, ideas for the decoy

YES. STOP.

Get allies in on this. We dont go hunting, solo, after nearly dying ourselves.
Fuck that play smart.

>>23530147
I know foci need to be specific and a focus to say mentally attack anyone is sufficiently specific. But is a focus to cast any kind of alcamy on say Gaviscon a sufficiently narrow focus?

>>23530272
We have allies in on this, we have dad, and when Liz and Lin get back, we have them too.

>>23529926
>>23530223

Shadow elemental.

Failing that, air.

>>23530272
well obviously it is dumb to hunt solo max and dad are definitely going. Liz is staying so she can port anyone out in an emergency and Lin can pick what she dose. also we might want to take Gav.

That of coarse assumes or remote mind rape fails.

>>23530301
>Shadow elemental.

that is brilliant they probably can naturally do stuff like that and it they cant they wold take to it easily enough.

>>23529985
We don't need to whip a ton up, we just need to make a couple, but add a self-replication feature.

"Let's try to do a remote mental attack on her first," you say. "If you're right, and she's outside of wards, we should be able to crush her mind and teleport her somewhere of our choosing to deal with. We should try that today, once Liz and Lin are back from class."

"And if it doesn't work?" your dad asks.

"Then we go with the decoy plan. Dress some kind of construct up like me or use an illusion, try to lure her out, then collectively fuck her up if she falls for it."

It's at this point that you hear, yelling up from below, "We're home! Is Max awake yet?"

"I'm up here!" you call down. Liz and Lin quickly scramble up the ladder to see you.

"How are you doing, Mistress?" Liz asks.

"You okay, Max?" asks Lin.

"Yeah, I'm doing a lot better now," you confirm. "Before we talk any more, Liz, how do you feel about me shaving my head to get a couple of tattoos on my scalp?"

"Uh, would you grow your hair back, Mistress?" she asks.

"Yeah, of course," you say.

"Oh, maybe you could grow it out," Lin says.

Liz nods and blushes. "I think long hair would look really pretty on you, Mistress."

What do you say now?

>>23530341
Now that I think about it, a self-replicating, sniper slime girl would work perfectly.

>>23530351
So we could trade in cropped hair Max for ponytail Max.

I'm okay with that.

>>23530367
Admit it, you just want a slimegirl, don't you?

Not that I'm opposed.

>>23530255
could we get Liz to make a shadow construct when she gets back (or dad now) that we could use our eyes and ears possession spell to use as a recon drone. i assume a shadow would be harder to detect then a swirling wind in an indood (if it can be called that) shadowy place that we are in after all.

>>23530351
We're shaving the head. Let it grow back and out later.

Tell them about the plans to Lunchify hoodiebitch.

>>23530351
I'm well in favor of getting some long hair.
Maybe braided and set with a steel ring at the end for whippy shenanigans during combat.

>>23530367

Yes. We slime girl fetishists have been severely underrepresented.

>>23530351

Might I say, remarkable restraint. Rather than jump right into talk of revenge,....yeah we need to talk about hair.

>>23530301
fucking pro. they dont need to see an actual body and cant visibly see its not us

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>>23530386
>Steel ring braids/ponytail

>>23530351
its probably best to keep it short, harder to grab at

>>23530409
grow it long enough braid a pool ball into it for a meteor hammer on our head

>>23530351

>>23530372
>>23530386
i can dig it

>>23530339
>>23530407

It just seemed like common sense to me at the time. Still does.

>>23530386

I second the motion for ponytail / long hair.

>>23530351
"I'll get you your ponytail later, if you're a good girl I'll even let you braid it for me. But shaving it first for the tattoo, it'll regrow pretty quickly.

Back on topic, hoodiebitch. She didn't take me out so she's probably moving to a new location right now, abandoning her old place, it's what I'd do in her shoes. So me and Dad are going to do a remote mental attack on her and then teleport her mindfucked self back her for reprogramming. If she's already behind new wards or is otherwise defended against it we'll lure her out with a construct or illusion."

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You know what must be done.

>>23530386
every ring is a permanent focus

Keep the hair for now, finish the rest of the body.

Head tattoos are better left for vacations, when we don't get to be seen bald by the entire school. (SURPRISE HEAD TATTOO MOTHERFUCKER).

>>23530432
>>23530426
>>23530422
>>23530409
>>23530386
But not TOO long. Don't want to get killed because someone went and yanked our head into a spike by it or something.

Maybe telescoping? Could we alchemy our hair into a very tight spring-like material? It shouldn't require living alchemy, since hair is dead tissue anyway. If we could set it so it lengthens via centrifugal force when we whip our head, it could be a useful weapon of surprise without fucking us over in other situations.

>>23530458
We're getting all of our tattoos done at once. Because if we wait we can't durability ourself up a couple notches. So if we're ever planning on getting one for those Chakras we get them now.

>>23530447
At some point yes maybe make one for Selene
but right now it is time to gank Hoody bitch with mind control.

>>23530458

Does hair even grow back if you tattoo the scalp? We don't want great big patches of missing hair on our head making people wonder what's going on. Longer hair could help mask it.

>>23530458
Umm no? If we wait then we can't augment durability unless we want to get that ancient hammer needle thing used on us. And we WILL fail the "don't freak out from pain" roll on that.

>>23530458
We don't have a later. Later our skin will be far too tough to get new tattoos.

>>23530468

So we have stretchy hair. But only when we want to. I'm okay with that.

All the tattoos are happening as soon as possible. Like now, or after we make some drain foci.

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>>23530339
>>23530301
>Shadow elemental
Thats how you get Wallmasters, Lana.

>>23530458
>>23530482
his concern has a point though we should make a wig out of our shaved hair using alchemy so none is the wiser.

>>23530458
No shave the head and get them all done at once for optimum defense. Who gives a fuck what you look like at murderhogwarts when there's people like Hera walking around

>>23530486
Yes it grows back.

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>>23530517

I'm thinking they're either more like shadowguards from The Seventh Tower or WW Floormasters.

>>23530468
>become so durable and strong that when someone yanks on our hair, we yank back and their arm comes off
Lotus, fuck yeah.

>>23530351
so 2 questions that came up last thread after you went to sleep
1 can we make all the pices of a gun into seprat perminant foci?
2 is ther some way we could stowe drained energy for later use basicly take a sip form brecfast then bottle it for later consumption? Alternatly just eat a tiny mindless elimental for power?

>>23530587
>>23530686
Combine them.
Our hair is a floormaster controlled by a mental fork.
It likes to fingerbang Lin while we're doing Liz.

>>23530686
that is the end goal but there seem to be steps in the middle we should wory about.

>>23530712
Please think before you post, that was awful even by "English isn't my first language" standards.

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>>23530726
>>23530686
This reminds me of something, but I forget what.

>>23530712
1. Yes, but each permanent focus can be used only once per cooldown period.
2. Not unless you find some fuckable female who can drain excess energy from you from whom you can later drain that same energy back.

>>23530746
my god that was bad your right i need to reread stuff and check for spelling errors sorry everybody.

two questions that came up last thread after FemCOCKqFw went to sleep.

Can we make all the pieces of a gun into separate permanent foci?
Is there some way we could store drained energy for later use, basically take a sip form Breakfast then bottle it for later consumption? Alternately just eat a tiny mindless elemental for power?

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>>23530808
Honestly, whenever prehensile hair comes up all I can think of is Wedgie Woman. Yes, I am well aware that there are many other characters with this ability.

>>23530726
I like this plan!

Maybe not a fork just yet though.

>>23530838
>2. Not unless you find some fuckable female who can drain excess energy from you from whom you can later drain that same energy back.

SAM!
We've found Second Breakfast!
Its you![/b]

>>23530840

You don't need to be so formal with him, yaknow. Just FemCOCK or "yes, master" is fine. And he answered your questions here: >>23530838

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>>23530870
Aaargh aaargh massive nostalgia incoming aaargh

>>23530808
>>23530870
It wasnt prehensile, we are just that fucking tough.

>>23530870
Oh my fucking GOD.
My childhood literally just came out of nowhere and punched me in the ass. I'm bleeding everywhere and all I have is one-ply.

>>23530890
We still don't know if FemCOCK is male or female. We know that 'master' is apparently the wrong title. I could be 'sir,' 'mistress,' 'ma'am,' 'my lord,' or any number of other things. 'Master,' though, is apparently wrong.

>>23530932
Apparently FemCOCK's pet gives them, and I quote, "blowjobs", so it's likely they have a penis.

>>23530900
>>23530917
>Tra-la-la-LA

There's a new book out. i kinda want to read it.

>>23530948
Which thread was that in? I've been looking through the archives, and all I can find is gender-neutral phrasing like 'going down on.' If you could point it out so I can finally have my curiosity satisfied, I would really appreciate it.

>>23530948

You can still get blowjobs without being called master.

Less classy, I say, but I can't actually say that with a mouthful of dick.

>>23530838
1 cool that is what i thought.
2 so what you are telling me is if we want an easily portable universal energy battery we need to find another female part incubus. Use living alcamy to turn her into a living Onahole and then just carry her around and fuck or lick her wen we need it. Cool.
So we just added inanimate transformation to the fetish to do list with possible super extreme bondage if willing or extreme mind rape if not.

>>23530967
Now that you say that, I can't remember either. I might be making it up instead.

FemCOCK, would it be rude if we asked whether you're male or female (biological and/or gender, whichever you like)?

>People still thinking Femcock is anything other than a dickgirl.

Really now, anons?

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>>23531038
I, uh, er...
> Finally realises why FemCOCK might be called FemCOCK
Oh. Wow, I'm an idiot.

for hair combat think Millia Rage, or bayonetta

"Sure, I could grow my hair out, I guess," you say, shrugging. "I would probably keep it in a pony tail, though. Maybe a bun. I wouldn't want people to be able to grab on to it while fighting."

"That's fine," says Liz. "As long as you let it down when you want to go out on a date or something. I think it will look really nice on you. Anyway, what happened?"

"Got ambushed by the hoodie bitch. She had someone trying to snipe at me while she snuck up and shot me with a dart pistol. She was trying to take me alive, so she might be Nemesis. Dad and I are going to attempt a ranged mental attack followed immediately by a forced teleportation to somewhere of our choosing for pickup. If that doesn't work, we're going to lure her out for pickup. I could use your guys' help with both, if you're okay with that."

"Sure thing, Max," Lin says.

"Of course, Mistress," Liz agrees. "Are you going to attempt all this before or after you get your head shaved and the tattoos done? How big of a window do you think you have for your counter-attack?"

What's your response?

>>23530890
I was going to delete the one with god awful spelling after I reposted it but then FemCOCK linked to it right when I reposted so I didn't.

>>23531116
or Pathfinders White-Haired Witch

>>23531033
I like watching you cute little sluts speculate. I honestly don't remember whether or not I've revealed my sex in previous threads. I usually use gender-neutral terminology when talking about myself online, but I might have slipped up at some point.

>>23531130
Lets do it as as soon as we get that last body strain point back.

>>23531130
Let's do it before the tattoos, the longer we wait, the more time the hoodie has to prepare counter-measures.

>>23531158
Gather foci / think ones to get in the meantime.

>>23531152
I for one choose to believe that you're a tentacle monster that can assume humanoid form.

>>23531130

Let's gather some foci and then do this thing. Our reprisal will be swift, terrible, and painful.

>>23531130
well the bitch has had almost a day to prepare so we need to at leas try the first part as soon as we can get the foci together soon. If that fails we can probably prep for the backup plan by tomorrow the day after at the latest until then we can teliport anywhere we need to go.

>>23531199
Are you saying that my tentacles aren't dextrous enough to type? How rude. I should punish you for that.

>>23531130
"As soon as possible. The longer we wait the more likely it is that she'll have found a bolthole, gotten wards up, prepared, defended her mind.

Right now, we need Foci for the mental attack, as much as we can get as quickly as possible, we want this to go through on the first try, knock her out for easy retrieval, interrogation, and then reprogramming."

>>23531130
my votes for acquiring lunch as soon as possible, as she is most likely getting a new base, now is when she would be most vulnerable and with L&L"s, and dads help we should have the advantage

>>23531130
Lets gather foci first

Alright, everyone pick a thread and scour femcocks posts.

>>23531130
Also on a scholastic note what did i miss in class?

>>23531232
I think in the past Fem alluded to having the D when talking about kitten distracting Fem

>>23531212
Of course not. If I can type with my toes you can certainly type with your tentacles.

>>23531212

> Punish ho- *hurk*

>>23531252
I remember FemCOCK said something about their kitten being between their legs. I honestly cannot remember anything gender-specific.

>>23531199
>that can assume humanoid form.
>implying fem doesnt use its pet as a human sock puppet whenever it needs to type.

>>23531152
I - you - hng - oh fuck it.

I'll be quiet, master.

>>23531116
I immediately thought of Butlers sister in Artemis Fowl when someone mentioned the ringed ponytail.

>>23531130
As soon as possible

>>23531293
FemCOCK said yesterday that 'master' isn't the right title. We don't know which one is - it could just be 'sir' for all we know - but it's not 'master.'

>>23531298
As did I, my fine dark skinned comrade.

>the tAttity
So did captcha, apparently.

>>23531298
that goes wayyyyy back good ol bad ol days

>>23531212
Oh god that is hilarious but you did say you had legs at one point so i dont think it is that out there to assume you can take human form he said tentacle monster not tentacled demon. plus of coarse your tentacles can type ive never met a tentacle monster whose limbs couldn't. Well except the paralyzed one poor bastard.

>>23531130
Let's do it before, to make the decoy more convincing with a sense of angry urgency.

>>23531212
Of course not, I just enjoy the idea of you startling someone with a sudden transformation. Maybe out of a trenchcoat, in a dark alley. And then ravaging someone until they like it.

>>23531152
You've certainly revealed your sex, you just haven't said what genitalia you're doing it with. Dohoho.

>>23531298
I am totally okay with this.

On topic, get our whole family to hunt down brain fuck foci. We want to aim for temporary motor cortex burnout, so as to make interrogations possible. Crutches, muscle relaxers, brains, anything that can shield or emit electrical impulses etc.

>>23531130
Let's do it before, to make the decoy more convincing with a sense of angry urgency.

>>23531319
Oh. So what the fuck do we call them? It's a little hard playing at D/s if we don't know what to call our top other than a nickname that can get repetitive if we have to use it every time we address them.

>>23531298
>23531293

I did not realize it at the time but so did I.

>>23531351
This guy gets it. Femcock's sex is, of course, 'very yes'.

>>23531298

>>23530386 here
So was I.

"I want to do it as soon as possible," you say. "Don't give her time to set up defense against it."

"Lin and I can go start collecting foci," says Liz. "Do you want to search with us, or do you want to keep getting drawn on for now?"

What do you do?

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>>23531397
Let's go do this ASAP.

>>23531397
Go help them.

>>23531397
Let's go with them, no point getting drawn on if we aren't getting the tattoos done yet.

>>23531420
Mine too. That's why I posted it.

So, have I revealed my gender before? I'm honestly curious at this point. Also, feel free to start trying to guess at my title. I might even tell you if you get it right.

>>23531212
Sexual punishment?

>>23531397
A bowl of water, a mirror, lense, an image of the third eye.

We're trying to find them mentally and then target them right?

>>23531397

Go get some foci. More tattooing I think can wait until we can leave the safety of the sanctum.

As for potential foci, I'd say things like maybe a paradox or impossible figure (written on paper). Maybe have dad chant something in The Word about calling down vengeance on those who have wronged us, very Abrahamic.

>>23531451
I have no idea, to me you're just a concept of perversion.

>>23531451
I wouldn't put it past you to use something moderately insane like "Milord" or "Milady" for a title.

>>23531451
It's Masked Rider

>>23531397

Search with them, gotta get this done.


Also the only thing I can think of is you mentioned getting a blowjob while writing once, which sort of implies one rather than the other, but I don't think you have explicitly stated it one way or the other.

>>23531397
Let's let them go out, making sure they know not to have a repeat of the Vampire Lord episode, then get drawn on and head out to meet them once we're done.

>>23531451
O Great One?
Owner?
My Lord?
My Lady?

I'm going to go scour the threads for gender indicators now.

>>23531451

Your lack of desire to spell it out makes me think female.

I'm not sure which is hotter, you being male or female. I have some of the homogay, though.

>>23531483
I don't believe femcock has used the word blowjobs, I remember head being used.

>>23531483
I remember FemCOCK using the terms 'oral,' 'going down on,' and 'between my legs,' but I can't remember the term 'blowjob.'

>>23531397
Let's get the Foci.

Okay, bullet, downers or other depressant pills, a bit of the Word written on paper (it both fulfills the mind aspect as most can't understand it and if it's written on the right topic it'll do that as well), a needle, a piece of swiss cheese, blood, incubus semen, a battery as the brain consists of electrical signals.

>>23531455
These as well

>>23531455

There'll probably be two rolls, one for the scrying spell and then another to actually brainfuck them.

I think FemCOCK may have given it away in that one post where he said "I go either way", but initially made comments implying he was male and has been with male and female partners. I don't remember the wording, but it's somewhere in the threads.

>>23531451 Circa thread XLIX
"One orgasm isn't sufficient for me to have 'gotten off.'"
and
"If you want to apologize to someone, you should apologize to my pet. Her tongue is all numb now."

You're either more masochistic than I had thought, and male (because getting blown repeatedly over and over is not comfortable) Or you're female. My money says girl.

>>23531451
You've stated you were busy due to getting a blowjob, so I'm assuming male, as the alternative is simply too rare to assume everyone's favorate quest-runner is a shemale or hermaphrodite. Let's see, title... You've already said it's not Master, so... I dunno.

>>23531563
>hermaphrodite
Is true hermaphrodism even biologically possible?

>>23531563

>It's surprisingly tricky to nefariously cackle when someone's going down on you.

Nowhere is The D specifically mentioned. At least as far as I can find.

>capcha: Head corpsf

... is FemCOCK a horny ghost?

>>23531588
Not in humans.

>>23531455
Also
>A crummy voodoo doll looking thing
>A crude hand puppet
>A Marionette
>Remote controls (will different types work? One for a RC car, on for a tv etc)
>radio or anything that receives signals

Anyone got more?

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>Should be easy to find, I'll just...
>5 pages of results
>Oh right, it's Blatant Fetish Quest
I've gone through 'cock', 'dick', 'pussy' and 'blowjob' and you don't seem to have mentioned having any of those.

>>23531588
According to a handful of medical journals I've read over the years, it is. But again, it's really rare, far too rare to assume FemCOCK is one.

>>23531592
Are you sure? Well then, I'm going to have to go with what >>23531556 said then, as it seems pretty logical.

>>23531458
this is the plan we were just trying to be time efficient but now that you girls are here we can get to work.

As for foci we could use several of the mundane weapons from the armory, some bullets, something like nightquil anything that causes dizziness or nausea as a side effect, any other dibilitating drugs we may have on hand (we realy need to get a selection for use as foci), incubi have natural mind fuck power so some of our and dads fluid should help a bole of water maybe some of Breakfast's hare because she had her mind fucked royal and we are gonna do that to the bitch an ant or other insect for the low intelligence, our and dads spit some of selinas Spit.

>>23531556
You make a good point, probably Female, or Femcock just likes their pet to keep on sucking afterwards and take it nice and slow afterwards and bring them to another.

>>23531640

Not guaranteed, but as far as my memory serves. I just got done marathonning the whole quest over the past two days, and I don't know if I want to do it all over again. >>23531556 makes good points.

>>23531607
Nevermind, a hermaphrodite may be the result of chimerism, but I don't believe that any with both functioning sets of genitalia have been recorded.

>>23531707
Define functioning.

"I'll go too," you say. "Let's all go look for items we can use, then meet somewhere. The kitchen, maybe, I don't know."

You all split up and get to searching for foci for a mental attack. When you all finally meet back up again, you have the following items for each.

Mental attack:
Bowl of water.
Bullet.
Mirror.
Lens.
Image of an eye.
Optical illusion.
A paper doll colored in with a red hoodie.

When you all meet back up again and put everything together, Lin asks, "Should we gather up all of the foci for the unwilling teleport too? Also, where do we want to teleport them?"

What's your response?

>>23531744
"If we teleport them into the sanctum they won't be able to get back out without the key.

If they're still in fightin shape Liz can have fireballs at the ready. Dad said those do good on forcefields"

Or we pick some random building. Maybe the vamp lords old hideout. but I still like the sanctum better. Not like she's ever comeing back out.

>>23531469
One of these is actually correct. A slave of mine that I broke up with a few years back was the one who first started calling me it. It just sort of stuck.

>>23531744

yes,

and if we can send them straight there, into one of the jail-cells that has not been converted into a dryad hatchery. Off to the side of that one if possible to avoid showing it off, because paranoia.

>>23531633
>a TV
>a length of rope
>a brick (hey man, you never know)
>pens and paper
>an eraser (too literal?)

>>23531731
Sorry meant both separate genital structures. They tend to appear intersexed.

>>23531731

Creating both sperm and eggs and possessing a womb. Generally there's a vagina that leads to nothing with a normal dick, IIRC.

Even if that's FemCOCK's case, I'll die of fapping to that image to death.

>>23531744

Definitely be prepared to lay down the LAW when we find them. Get any and all teleport foci ready, and either manacles from the basement or some sort of paralysis spell on the ready.

>>23531786

If I had to lay money on it, I'd say Milady.

>>23531744
Teleport into a cell that has guns trained on it.

>>23531744
Let's teleport her into one of the jail cells in the basement. They held a full-blooded demon for 15 years. Why couldn't they hold a scholomance student?

>>23531744
Don't forget to have Max or Dad get some jizz for a focus for the mental attack.

Start getting foci for the teleport.
>Paper plane
I can't really think of anything else. Damn.

>>23531808
>>23531813
We have to tele her onto the circle, I thought.

>>23531744
Would Incubus Semen make a good Focus for a Mental Attack? We might want that as well.

"We'll want the Foci for that, yes. Fortunately after the Mental Attack she shouldn't really be able to resist it or really act against us if we succeed so we can bring her here. We can't really do anywhere other than the Inbound Circle though. Dad, could you power the Manacles that bound you or would those not work on a Mortal? We might want to use those."

Make sure to have a couple copies of all the Mental Attack Foci just in case she needs another mind attack after we port her in.

>>23531813
>>23531808
>>23531787
Inside, we can only teleport her to the inbound circle. Unless you want to disable the wards (don't do that).

>>23531804
If that were Femcock's case, then that would mean she could still achieve orgasm by getting eaten out. Hopefully by getting blown too.
If the slave in question pleasuring Femcock was talented enough with her throat, she may even be able to get both places at once.

>>23531838
In that case, kneecap her upon arrival.

Pain is a good distractor

>>23531849
>>23531804
If that is the case, then the more important question is - what does Femcock self-identify as?

>>23531856
Forcefield. Fireball her. Fireball in the ass.

Or throw some gasoline on the ground and trap her in a ring of fire.

>>23531744
yes that is a good idea Lin we should. dose the vampire lords sanctum seem like a good idea? we could send Gaviscon there and have someone here sharing his sight and maybe hearing so we get a live feed.

could we wright something in THE WORD and use that as an a tack focus to?

also can we get a character sheet dump for this please? Ma'am?

>>23531744
Drawing of an orange and blue oval

>>23531634
>>Should be easy to find, I'll just...
>>5 pages of results
>>Oh right, it's Blatant Fetish Quest

try suck

>>23531744
A condom.
Come on, we can't cast a spell without using a condom as a focus. It can represent containing her or something.

>>23531836
>Would Incubus Semen make a good Focus for a Mental Attack? We might want that as well.
Yes. We used that and the vampire lord heart to make our ring.

>>23531744
So we should probably go jerk off into a cup or something.

>>23531866
Huh, so maybe Max is a little-bit autobiographical then.

>>23531872
Good idea. Ask dad if the Word written down can be used as a temp foci. If so have him write out a ton of synonyms for 'transport' and anything resembling 'teleport'

>>23531878
It's to restrain and contain her, preventing resistance.

>>23531836
>Would Incubus Semen make a good Focus for a Mental Attack?
I think Incubus Semen goes in everything at this point, even if it doesn't help.

we should gather up mental defence foci too, a thimble for a helmet, some Tylenol

>>23531887
Maybe Scholomance is too

>>23531744
Any chance any of the pairs of manacles from the prison cells we turned into gardens can be repowered, used outside our sanctum and would not prevent use from teleporting a target shackled by them?

>>23531909
>>23531872
I hope it works

>>23531909
Also any iteration of the Word is good for mental attacks given that people are fundamentally broken to not understand it, great for mindfuckery. Writing out the word 'control' or something similar would only make it better.

>>23531887
Makes sense in a way, with some of the other things I've noticed. Like how Femcock seems unwilling to let Max say things in a certain way, even if the suggestions for what to say are better than what gets said.

For example, Max seems to be rather pushy when wanting Liz to try new things, even when all the suggestions for wording are so much more tactful and subtle. Maybe Femcock used to be that way? I recall I suggested as much in the IRC weeks ago.

>>23531786
>Femcock

I think I figured it out.

You're elzi from /d.

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>>23531927
Woooooooah.

>>23531876
Just story posts. And:
>Have you ever even sucked a dick before? If not, you should.
Which doesn't really help.

>/tg/ - psychoanalysis

>>23531965
I'd rather this than the usual bitchfest that starts every time we're waiting for a Femcock post.

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>>23531872
>Ma'am
I've already admitted it's either 'milady' or 'milord.' But here, have Samyaza first, then I'll post Liz and Lin.

>>23531942
I wish I had those kinds of photoshop skills.

>>23531950
When we first found out about the pet some people posted some things like:
>girlfriend
>tfw you will never be femCOCK's little bitch

(s)he responded with something along the lines of "Don't worry, I swing both ways. It shouldn't be surprising considering this quest I'm running"

That would seem to imply male.

>>23531873
my god yes

also feathers air a picture of a traffic sign we could burn a drivers license, gasoline a wheel bat fur anything else like that. (seriously one of our new rooms needs an enormous apothecary Cabinet full of random things of all types.

>>23531916
Everything and everyone if they are on the pill or have some other suitable form of birth control, of course.

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>>23531974
Hmm, we really ought to give Dimitri some time to sort himself out some reusable foci, I'm assuming Petrov took them all when he locked him up, looking at that sheet.

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>>23531990

While I was trolling the archives looking for evidence of Femcock's gender, I stumbled across an enhancement idea that we've seem to have forgotten.

>"Can we ever learn to fly or be super light or something?"
>"Like a wuxia film?" asks Domino excitedly. "Yes! Yes you can."

Felt it was worth mentioning.

>>23531993
>I'm assuming Petrov took them all when he locked him up, looking at that sheet.

Let steal them back!

>>23531990
I like how the dildo is just tossed right in the middle of the focuses there.

>>23531942
Bitch please, femCOCK actually knows how to write.

>>23531993

Maybe a focus for assisting others, that way he could give us +2 for assisting instead of +1.

If that ends up working, fuck, everyone gets one.

>>23531998
Dammit Lin you suck

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>>23532019
Alternatively we could do something non-suicidal and just ask Dimitri if he wants us to pick up any ingredients for him to make himself some foci next time we have a free moment.

>>23531993
We should, yes.

>>23532019
Just because Snapple is being sane lately doesn't mean other people need to pick up the slack.

>>23532024
and yet she's 10th in the class, which says something about most of the firsties in comparison to us.

>>23532024
She has a much more defended body than us. She has been getting her meditate on something fierce.

We should probably ask her to help us meditate for some extra dice next time we try to up our defenses.

>>23531980
There's also

Femcock:
>Now bend over and let me show you how pretty I think you are.
Anon:
>As a hetero male, I just swooned.
Femcock:
>>hetero male
>Oh, sure you are, dear. I'll let you be whatever you want if you ask permission first.

Which kind of implies male. My overall impression is still female though.

>>23532020
Anything new is just added to the bottom of the list, no sorting.

>>23532047

Wasn't that a month ago? Things could have changed in the meantime.

>>23532054

>Forgetting that pegging exists.
>55th thread of BFQ.

>>23531974
sorry. I didn't see that post when i wrote that i can be a slow typist if I dont want it to look god awful.

>>23532053
She has a body of two and a single rank in endurance.

>>23532070
>pegging
>gay

>>23532034
yes this is a great plan we should mention we want some drain reducing foci for making more foci (then when shit like this happens we use all of those to make reusable foci of the types we need).

You jack off into a cup to provide an additional focus for the mental attack spell. After that, between the lot of you, you manage to collect the following foci for the unwilling teleportation:
Paper air plane.
Drawing of an orange oval and a blue oval with Aperture Science written underneath (Lin's idea).
A picture of that weird triangle badge thing from Star Trek (Liz's idea).
A condom.
A little lasso made of a shoelace.

"Are we ready now?" asks Liz. "If so, we should probably get to it."

What's your response?

>>23532122
I'm fucking ready. Let's roll some 1s.