Rolled 17, 48 = 65

>>23580608

Rolling!

VENOM BEETLE!

Reporting in.

>>23580608
Two words. Dynamite Husky.

Rolled 45, 86 = 131

>>23580608
Rolling this fucker down!

Rolled 99, 63 = 162

Rollan'

Rolled 26, 71 = 97

rollan

>>23580642
Chemical Warfare?

Rolled 46, 78 = 124

Rollin dis shit

Rolled 44, 81 = 125

>>23580608

I love myself some rolling lists.

Rolled 84, 99 = 183

>>23580664

Laaaaaame, Shaman Gerbil?

Re-rollan'

>>23580681
Knight Tick. Lame. Rerollin.

Rolled 25, 12 = 37

>>23580661
Time to shoot people with my piranha machine gun.

Also, for extra discussion: what system would best take on MGS universe with all its shenanigans?

Rolled 79, 20 = 99

rollan

Rolled 30, 34 = 64

meh. rolls

Rolled 55, 63 = 118

Alright, reporting in. Lets see what now

Rolled 9, 15 = 24

>>23580608
Get me some roll

Rolled 92, 84 = 176

rolling

Rolled 46, 84 = 130

>>23580710
Slasher! Nice
....Gerbil. Not so nice

Rolled 73, 40, 45, 17, 55, 32, 11, 9 = 282

Rolling a unit for Rifle Tuatara and Shorgun Rabbit. Wish me luck lads.

>>23580684

BEHOLD the Mighty Lemur!
A martial artist turned cyborg, utilizing a custom build combat body with a long tail which allows him to fight as if he had 5 limbs.
Extremely agile, master of CQC.

Rolled 49, 26 = 75

>>23580713
mortar snake? Specialise in stealthy infiltration behind enemy lines to deliver crippling explosive strikes into their vulnerable back lines? sure why not

>>23580738
didnt take my dice off like a spaz

Open for other changes. I probably could turn it into 2d500 but that would take lots of time. Lots and lots of time.

>>23580685

I am now Silent Kangaroo.

My cybernetics grant me stone shattering kicks and the ability to move silently. When I feel that a foe is worthy I unleash my secret weapon, a miniature, fully robotic version of myself capable of kicks rivaling my own.

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Rolled 51, 39 = 90

>>23580717
>Solid Chimpanzee
nice

>>23580734
Psssht. Against me, your rabbit is dead.

>No Snake Otter
>No Solid Skate
>No Raging
>No Revolver Omelette

Rolled 35, 25, 69, 55, 3, 55, 5, 80 = 327

>>23580774
The idea behind Shotgun Rabbit was to have a Battlefield Buddy for RT, so if you killed her off I imagine you'd have to kill RT first, or catch a bullet to the eye.

Also:
Praying Ocelot
Vulcan Crocodile
Slasher Lion
Hammer Cicada

This unit is pretty cool.

>>23580823
I can get behind all of those, BUT Hammer Cicada. Probably shouldn't be on the list either.

Rolled 90, 5 = 95

>>23580834
Hammer Cicada works. He hunts you with his hammer, floating between spots in the environment, the only clue to his location the constant drone of his flight suit

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The scene opens with Snake walking up a flight of stairs, dressed in a brown overcoat, and feeling his skin with an odd look on his face, as if it were foreign, or, in this case, decidedly younger. His directionless thoughts are broken with a startling halt and the familiar codec sound buzzes his ear drum.

"Otacon."

He slowly pushes open a squeeky door, revealing the roof of the building.

"Snake, you've gone over the intel, haven't you?"

Snake effortlessly strangles and, subsequently incapacitates a guard- one of the very few not stationed inside the target high rise.

"I know what I'm doing."

Our stealthy hero tosses aside his civilian garb only to reveal Philanthropy's special sneaking suit.

"I know- I know, but let's go over it one more time alright? They're hiding the new Metal Gear model on the 92nd floor of the Sears' building. The entire building is being guarded and patrolled by leftover genome soldiers day and night, and most of all-"

Snake inspects the adjacent structure with his Solid Eye, as if to try and memorize enemy positions before heading in through the first floor.

"The /tg/ Squad."

He says, finally packing up, and making is way back to the ground floor.

"Exactly right, Snake. The leader of which is unknown, but we do have info on his Lieutenants. Rifle Tautara, a legendary sniper that possess precognitive abilities. Shotgun Rabbit, deadly in close quarters and master evader. Shield Ferret, the world's best combat driver: and that was BEFORE his nanomachines. Dynamite Husky, diehard survivalist and an explosives expert that would put Fatman to shame. You've got your work cut out for you, Snake."

Fade to gameplay.

>>23580854
Earthquake Beetle
A demolitions expert with a suicidal streak, he levels buildings while still inside, trusting on his near inpenetrable armour to protect him

>>23580856
I would say the squad name is obvious
Those Guys

>>23580856
Sounds cool. Pretty cool.

Rolled 12, 27, 60, 29, 50, 66, 31, 96 = 371

>>23580854
Dammit guys I keep trying to come up with cool ideas for my guys but you always beat me to it!

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>>23580856
No Metal Corgi?

>>23580929
Metal Corgi?

Rolled 74, 69 = 143

rollan

>>23580929
Your gif is how she should turn up. Literally throws herself down some stairs at Snake, laughing her ass off the entire way

>>23580955
A nigh indestructible Cyborg who you fight on an oil rig, tricking her into destroying the supports so that she sinks to the ocean floor.

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>>23580955
Metal Corgi.

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>>23580929
I couldn't decide between her and Killer Butterfly.

Also, I didn't know how she would get killed, assuming it took place in a high rise.

That was my entire thought process. I'm sorry, I'll rewrite it.

>>23581007
Don't, have her turn up as the new girl, enjoying the shit out of her recently installed augmentations

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>>23581007
>killing Metal Corgi

It's killing Sniper Wolf all over again, but this time you are actually emotionally broken. I mean, it's corgi. They are made out of happiness.

>>23581039
I don't know.

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>>23581032
>She's absolutely crazy, and pouts to the leader when she doesn't get to rematch you
>Slips you a keycard eventually because "He's being so unfair"

>>23581072
>>23581072
>Along with the key card she gives you her number, and a note saying "Call me! XOXO"
>Before you codec her, Otacon reminds you to not stick your snakein crazy

Rolled 34, 63 = 97

Rollan some more.

>>23581072
>>23581108
Oh gosh why.

>>23581124
Tank... Gerbil?

Nah, probably should get rid of it.

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>>23581072
>>23581108
>Chipper yandere cyborg girl

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>>23581155
I think you should keep it.

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>>23581141
Why NOT?
It would be a fun dynamic, an untapped personality type, and would at least partially fill the holes left by, you know, everyone dying in MGS4, and Raiden doing his own thing.

Absolutely perfect if you ask me. That, along with the rest mentioned would be a totally rounded team of terrorists.

What's the group name?

This is going to turn into a shitty RP thread, isn't it?

Fuck.

>>23581179
Still, nothing beats how Tuatara came out. I just put in saying "eh, another lizard might be cool". And then some fatguy comes in talking about third eye, seeing into future and that stuff. Combine with being a sniper and you get an interesting mix.

>>23580834
Hammer Cicada is legitimately the best name of all of those.

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>>23581188
Not the author, but I propose simply, Those Guys
>>23581168
I thought Fred was a /d/eviant?

>>23581231
Yeah- he/she could leave shells everywhere to block a path and trap you in his/her's hammer's way.

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Rolled 80, 14 = 94

I'm going to roll again just to see what I get.

>>23581260
Also it just has a good cadence.

Rolled 14, 84 = 98

>>23580608

>>23581278
Hiding Turtle.

A guy who like to take it slow. Finds no point in hurrying to get a kill, because no matter how fast the rabbit goes, he'll win anyway.

>>23581355
>Snapping turtle

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Rolled 21, 44 = 65

>>23581278
Hiding Turtle.

Could be an endurance fight like The End? Maybe he pulls a snake- and hides in pieces of the environment instead of a cardboard box, and whenever you turn your camera away, he sneaks up on you. When you defeat him, it goes to a cutscene where Snake is behind cover, and tosses a flashbang out. Hiding Turtle is blinded and starts babbling "NOWHERE TO HIDE! NOWHERE TO HIDE! OH GOD WHY CAN'T I HIIIIIIIIIII-" and stumbles through a window.

As far as looks go, he would probably look like he's wearing Octocamo, maybe? and has a turtle shell sort of shape in his midsection? I don't know what purpose it would serve, though...

>>23581355
Nice! I like this!

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Fuck your chargen. My character's name shall be Boss Nigger

>>23581385
>As far as looks go
Octocamo, with a bigass turtle shell backpack thing, Roshi-style?

Might be cool. Also husky should be alaskan.

Rolled 52, 10 = 62

Lets try again

Rolled 82, 20 = 102

>>23581500
Raging Butterfly? A really angry ex-boxer turned soldier of fortune, streaking across the battlefield to punch the shit out of his enemies

>Snake watch out, that's the Tumbler. He gains his powers from forced outrage. He originally worked for a terrorist group called the Social Revolution Society or SRS.
>So why is he working for Foxhound?
>Because he's a hypocrite.

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Rolled 20, 16 = 36

>>23581537
You're pretty good.

>>23581552
WHOOPS DIDN'T KNOW THAT .GIF SAID FAGGOT.

MY BAD.

Rolled 86, 89 = 175

>>23581560
I'm laughing my ass off now

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>>23581251

>>23581577
Wizard Bear
Wizard
Bear
Thats it, game over man, game over. No way you can top a dude called motherfucking Wizard Bear

>>23581560
Dude, if he wasn't a faggot he wouldn't be on 4chan.
'But I don’t want to go among faggots,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can’t help that,' said anon. 'We’re all faggots here. I’m a faggot. You’re a faggot.'
'How do you know I’m a faggot?' said Alice.
'You must be,' said anon. 'or you wouldn’t have come here.'

>>23581577
>Wizard Bear
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER

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>>23581577
AAAHHAA OH MY GOD WHY IS "WIZARD" EVEN ON THERE?

Rolled 31, 13 = 44

>>23581577
>WIZARD BEAR

Oh fuck, what can possibly top this.

Rolled 36, 32 = 68

>>23581629
Its a pretty cool call sign. Really you could this generator for miltary games as well, to make up some kickass callsigns for you and your squad. Its just optimised to produce Metal Gear Solid nemeses

>>23581657
I don't know, how aboiut >>23581671 MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTNING LION!
Hell yeah, thats badass.

>>23581657
Anyone have any ideas as to how he'd fight?

>>23581690
Oooh, neat. Nicely rolls off the tongue.

>>23581690
Do you think that anybody would want to fight a dude who is names Wizard Bear?

>>23581695
Well wizard implies he's smart with a lot of tricks up his sleeve, while bear implies he's fucking huge and will break bones just by hugging you
So maybe he prepares the battlefield, rigging up traps and the like to force you into confronting him up close, where he'll break you in two?

>>23581657
I got EXPLODING TORTOISE.

I'm just picturing that thing you could do in Majora's Mask where you hid behind your shield while using the bomb mask so that you could repeatedly explode.

>>23581577
>Jace Bearleren
>Former Nazi Specialist in Ocult Arts soldier

>>23581695
I was trying to think of something for him, and it's easy when you think of the Bear part, but the Wizard part really trips me up.

Maybe he's a quite the showman, and uses nanomachines to do magic tricks or something? and he can seemingly teleport between cover, phase through walls, or pull large objects out of his sleeves?

Rolled 34, 96 = 130

Give me something off-the-wall. Rolling.

>>23581743
>Bear hugging people to death in the middle of a mine field.

>>23581767
>Bear hugging people to death in the middle of a minefield, with illusions and phase-shifting.

I'm on board with this guy.

Rolled 34, 80 = 114

>>23580608
Rolling for great justice!

>>23581838
>Tank Axolotl
I what? how does that even work?

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>>23581812
>Tank Armadillo

If >>23581761 is already talking about Majora's Mask, THIS guy could function like the the Goron Mask roll.

Maybe his boss fight could someone incorporate a race? Not a fast race, but one where you're trying to slow him down as much as possible? I'm trying to think of less conventional boss fights, as that is something MGS does very well.

>>23581826
I just had a great idea. He broadcasts taunting messages from one spot, you set up in the opposite building to kill him and then BOOM!
The floor caves in as the shaped charges go off and you fall into a room where the Bear is just sitting, waiting for you

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>>23581767

Gay-Bear version of Jasper Maskelyne

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jasper_Maskelyne

..but Metal Gear Style.

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>>23581865
I like the idea of a race where your real objective is to fuck over the other guy, but I just keep coming back to this guy.

Rolling up a team of my own.

>>23581865
Maybe not race per se, but race against time. You know, he doesn't need to beat you face-to-face. He'd rather wait for death to come to you.

Rolled 9, 70, 64, 34, 67, 45, 93, 80, 49, 84, 4, 33 = 632

>>23581911

I am a tard.

Rolled 72, 63, 9, 6, 56, 1, 73, 46 = 326

I think I'll try for a team this time, something to compliment WIZARD BEAR and LIGHTNING LION up there

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>>23581863
The Axolotl actually has incredible regenerative powers, being able to grow back limbs, spinal cord, jaw- and most everything else WITHOUT scaring; their bodies also accept foreign organs without issue, AND the creature was believed by the Aztecs to be a manifestation of the god Xolotl: the ferryman of the dead to the underworld.

>>23581933
So along with WIZARD BEAR and LIGHTNING LION we have:
Commando Gerbil
Mortar Wasp
Thrasher Spider
Praying Husky

>>23581948
Self regenerating mountain of a man.

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>>23581891
>>23581921
Dead on.

It would definitely be a departure from the norm- exactly in style with the MGS series, what with boss fights like Sniper Wolf, The End, and Psycho Mantis.

>>23581948
Sounds cool and I always liked the little buggers.

>>23581925
Okay, so we have
>Mortar Hare
>Hunter Leopard
>Rushing Fox
>Sniper Axolotl
>Mysterious Chimpanzee
>Shotgun Puma

> 31 / 66

Exploding Lemming.

Oh God.

I don't even.

>>23582049
So think about a guy, who can clone himself and every clone of his and himself has aa explosive charge in their bodies which they can detonate at will. So what does that guy do? Commands his clones to mindlessly charge at you, exploding as they come near.

Good luck guess which one's the real one.

>>23581957
WIZARD BEAR: Team leader and, suprisingly for his sheer muscle mass, the brains of the outfit. Known for spending weeks preparing his battlefield, this Russian close quarters combatant is a true terror
LIGHTNING LIONNESS: Powerful, fast and agile, the Lionness hunts with speed and strength, relying on her electric claws to deal the final blow
Commando Gerbil: An infiltration expert, the Gerbil's affectionate nickname stems from his almost obessive need to have food on him at all times, to help him survive in the worst conditions imaginable
Mortar Wasp: A strangely detached individual, relying on advanced personal flight suit to glide around the battlefield to set up his mortar support weapons, taking inordinate glee in striking from many directions at once
Thrasher Spider: Straightforward almost to a fault, the Spider scuttles towards the enemy, climbing almost any surface with her advanced prosethic limbs, before killing her target with a furiously fast stream of attacks. Also enjoys displaying her victims in silken cocoons
Praying Husky: An intensely spiritual man, after an arctic warfare op went wrong he was heavily cyberised against his will. No longer caring for his new "body", he now impassionately burns his enemies to death, marching through the flames he leaves behind in a desperate bid to escape the cold of his new metal form

>>23582015
>Mortar Hare
He's set up a variety of man-portable artillery pieces around the battlefield and rushes between them so his enemy is always in a killzone from at least two angles.
>Hunter Leopard
Not that interesting, obviously a stalking type
>Rushing Fox
kekekekekeke
>Sniper Axolotl
Amphibious, snipes from just above the waterline.
>Mysterious Chimpanzee
Master spy, can change identity at the drop of a hat. Gets in close under the guise of an ally, then shanks you.
>Shotgun Puma
Fuck yeah.

Rolled 4, 2, 4, 2, 5, 9, 2, 10, 2, 7 = 47

>>23581921

rawling power band

>>23582186
Oh check it, twins

>>23582186
Shit man, you like those twos.

Rolled 45, 30 = 75

>>23580608
Raidens new partner

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>>23582286
>Vulcan Flamenco
Incredibly flamboyant, has the ability to survive in extreme heat

Rolling for awesome.

>>23582317
Not actually Raidens friend, just a Mexican cyborg suffering from PTSD who has followed Raiden around ever since he saw him in the Mariachi outfit

Rolled 42, 48, 22, 3, 83, 54, 64, 16, 100, 33 = 465

>>23582243

that tends to happen if you roll 10 d10s, DOH!

(The Mosquito Shotgun Twins though, hmm...)

Rolled 62, 62, 29, 79, 87, 63, 61, 83, 76, 80 = 682

>>23582328
Derp.

>>23582436
Crystal Mouse
Thunderstorm Weasel
Gunner Gerbil
Brass Orangutang
Soulless Axolotl

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>>23582466
>Gunner Gerbil

>>23582532
Should we archive this along with the first thread? Its shorter but it does contain the updated generator

Rolled 10, 54, 10, 97, 14, 39, 76, 30, 84, 8 = 422

>>23582420

>Unstoppable Labrador

Uses an impenetrable tower shield in battle and is otherwise a master tracker and hunter. good with kids?

>Freezing Firefly

fuck you dice, there's only ONE animal with the word "fire" in its name and you had to pair it with "freezing"

Uses a liquid oxygen Jet Pack for short flights in battle as well as to to freeze her foes before igniting them with a flick of their trademark cigarillo. not gonna lie, totally just imagining this as a Metal Gear version of Starbucks from nuBSG

>Changing Antelope

Team Face, master of disguise and infiltration. no one has seen his face for even when not disguising it for an operation he wears a full face plate with antelope horns.

>Hunter Viper

Sniper of the team, uses poison and tranquilizer darts instead of bullets to kill foes.

>Lone Puma

Team leader, Combat MILF expert at mountain operations with an eye for younger men.

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I beg someone to create a ruleset that works well with Metal Gear.

It would be so sweet.

Rolled 7, 83 = 90

Rollin!

Rolled 67, 97 = 164

>>23582744
ROCKET ORANGUTAN!

Rolled 1, 20 = 21

>>23582756
I'm imagining some kind of rocket assisted parkour expert

>>23582774
Revolver Tuatara
Now, as established earlier, Tuatara characters can percieve space time, so I'm a gunslinger who can prenaturally determine his enemies position?

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>>23582702
What if I create a system for playing...

Metal Gear AC!D

Rolled 7, 3 = 10

>>23582858
Then everything is run off of disposable Solid Snake clones. also rolling

Rolled 12, 22 = 34

>>23583016
wow Rocket Firefly. That's pretty fitting and fucking cool

>captcha: upcusse CONFLICT
Obviously a survivor of the tragic Upcusse Conflict, Rocket Firefly only survived because he was a crazy motherfucker that strapped rockets to himself. Ramming and shooting deadly nanomachine-filled bottle rockets is his combat style.

>>23582824
I can just imagine a cut scene where Snake is hiding from him and he's monologuing like a boss.

"Cover can't help you! Camouflage cannot hide you! I'll always find you!" *He spin 180 degrees, flourishing as he points to a familiar rectangle in the corner of the room* "YOU'RE IN THE BOX, SNAKE!"

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>>23583044
Snakes inner monologue: Shit! How did he figure out I was in this cardboard box?

>>23583044
>There's only one way to defeat a guy who can see the future...Pime Taradox time.

>>23583255
>Press Select
>Change controls
>Now you're over Rifle Tuatara

>>23583263
>Invert controls
>"How are you doing this? Its like your doing the exact opposite of what I predicted!"

>>23583263
>>23583285
I really love these as the way to beat RT. Exceptionally Metal Gear-ish.

>>23583339
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uwFi8M60R9

>>23582603
I would, but I can't. On a phone.

Rolled 38, 81 = 119

>>23583498
Already archived.

>>23583498
Its already archived, figured the updated generator was worth it
>>23583471
Heh, nice

>>23580856
So we've got an expanded roster of:
RIfle Tautara, Precognitive Sniper
Shotgun Rabbit, Quick with a powerful shotgun
Dynamite Husky, a Crazed, Explosive survivalist,
Wizard Bear, who has awesome abilities that I can't define,
Shield Ferret, World's best drivr,
and last but not least, Metal Corgi.

>>23583653

>"YOU ARE A LOOSE CANNON, CORGI! A LOOSE CANNON!"
>"But I'll be damned if you aren't adorable."

>>23583653
I had no Idea. That makes six. Also there are a few animal names from other games we haven't used:
Viper, Bison, Duck, Hawk, and Scarab. Do we have owl?

>>23583653
Truly the greatest challenge a Metal Gear protagonist has ever faced.

What are our goals?

>>23583696
Oh yeah, weasel.

>>23583701
I'm not sure.

>>23583676
>I wanted to be a lone wolf
>But i attract to much undesired attention...

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>>23583701
>Assemble Metal Gear
>Acquire nuclear launch codes for our missile for Metal Gear
>Hold United States hostage

What the fuck else would we go?

Perhaps, in reference to the Corgi's origins as a small breed of herding dog, Metal Corgi grew up on a farm in Wales?
As a bonus this would give her the most adorable Welsh accent.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welsh_Corgi

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>>23583757
>Adorable chipper Welsh yandere cyborg girl

>>23583792
This can only get worse.

>>23583757
>Throws herself down a flight of stairs. Stands up. "Alrigh' Snake, wha's occurin'?"

>>23583792
>Adorable chipper Welsh yandere cyborg farm girl
ftfy

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>>23583792
>>23583801
>>23583809
>Adorable chipper Welsh yandere cyborg farm girl with a genius level intellect

>>23583792
Yeah, but what are her weapons?

Rolled 33, 8 = 41

>>23583855
I thought her deal was her nigh-indestructible body?

>>23583855
She is the weapon. Given her near invincibility and density, she attempts to body slam Snake to death.

>>23583855
A swarm of tiny combat drones? After all, Corgis were said to be the preferred mounts of faerie warriors, their markings on their coat coming from the faerie harnesses and saddles.

>>23583808
>Finally manages to hurt her
>She just utters a stream of welsh with english swear words mixed in

>>23583871
>Adorable chipper Whelsh yandere cyborg farm girl who attacks by glomping

No siree Bob, this is not my fetish. Nope. Nu-uh.

>>23583871
>she attempts to body slam Snake to death
While flirtatiously whispering in his ear whenever she manages to get a hold on him?

>>23583653
Imma request drawfaggotry of this some day. Also, what about Wizard bear? Husky? Ferret? Metal gear?

>>23583871
Oh shit, pair her up with Wizard Bear and his amazing strength and intellect, he uses her as a wrecking ball to trap Snake in ruined buildings

Rolled 25, 50 = 75

ROLLIN'

>>23583883
Given how she is defeated by sinking to the bottom of the ocean I can see her swearing the entire way down actually.

>>23583908
Given that the unit is named Those Guys, I'm putting my vote in for Metal Gear Gygax.

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>>23583895
>>23583898

>>23583949
Metal gear gygax.

Rolled 96, 88 = 184

>>23583949
Metal Corgi better not need to breath and just walks out weeks later.
Dibs.

>>23583945
>Acid Hyena
Ahahaha...
Hahahaha....
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

>>23583978
Oh lordy, post-credit stinger of her Codecing Snake
"That wasn't very nice what you did to poor little old me, Snake. But I don't mind. Really, I don't."
In her thick accent of course. I don't really know Welsh accents enough to type one.

Rolled 10, 96, 28, 81, 74, 79, 96, 92, 6, 94, 69, 5 = 730

Another squad of badasses.

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>>23583977
Metal Gear G, Officially. It's nicknamed "Gygax"

Also Pic is GANDER, from a non-canon game.

>>23584007
So should I utilize Acid or should I go for a alternative reality angle?

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Rolled 68, 37 = 105

>>23584011
Metal Corgi becomes the next generation of Snake level operatives....just from her stalkering of Solid Snake.

>captcha: Huff's ceXewer
He keeps loosing her at Huff's Xewer.

>>23584045
Just say that card games are his hobby, as a refrence to ac!d.

>>23584066
CARD GAMES ON METAL GEARS!

>>23584028
IN this batch of crazy we have:
>Cannon Armadillo
>Cyclone Lemur
>Destruction Weasel
>Bashing Mammoth
>Machinegun Rhino
>Guardian Beetle

>>23584085
A destruction heavy team, I like. Bag of bruisers there and no mistake

Rolled 16, 2 = 18

>>23584085
Guardian Beetle really stands out to me. I can see a guy in heavy armor but rockets out the wazoo so he can quickly boost around and guard his comrades. And his helmet has that bitchin stag beetle horn for goring.

>>23584066
Good idea.

Ac!d Hyena was a test subject by a revolutionary force funded under the table by several government officials. The experiments caused him to secret vast amounts of corrosive acid from his body, leaving his body badly scarred before he could be modified to be resistant to it. Forced to remain in a suit capable of withstanding his acidic sweat, he learned various card games to pass the time, as they were the only things he was allowed in his cell.
When finally put into combat, he adapted to the role of saboteur, burning through cables, tank tracks and ammo boxes with his bare hands. He began gaining pleasure from the laments of his enemies as he slowly dismantled their war machine, laughing at their anguished cries. While his suit made any use of normal weapons impossible, he instead trained in wrestling, burning his enemies to death in his embraces, laughing all the while.

Rolled 11, 62 = 73

[INCOMING CODEC CALL]
[IDENTIFYING SIGNAL...]

>>23584260
>Hammer Mouse

Jesus what

>>23584277
An obscenely strong midget who wields a gigantic hammer?

Rolled 18, 39 = 57

>>23584277
>>23584295
Or a guy so hyped up on super steriods that the rest of him started shrinking?

>>23584295
>>23584312
All those steroids stunted his growth.

>>23584085
Cannon Armadillo sounds awesome, I'm thinking of some enourmous dude with armour plating that slides back to reveal huge back mounted cannons

>>23583978
>>23584011
I believe someone pitched the idea of her surviving her sinking and pouting at her commander for not being allowed another "go" at Snake, so we'll say she survived.

>>23584387
>not a massively armored dude with a shoulder-mounted M242 Bushmaster 25mm Chain-fed Autocannon

>>23583653
I think ferret should say something like "I feel the need... The need for speed!"

Rolled 71, 65 = 136

This is fun.

>>23584476
Jumps around and bullets seem to curve away from him.

>>23584498
>Lucky Flea

Rolled 10, 43 = 53

>>23584423
>Essentially a walking Bradley
Hell to the yes
I don't know why I'm rolling, its not like I'll top my previous best of WIZARD BEAR but what the hell

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>>23583653
Anyone willing to help me fill in the blanks here?:
It would presumably be listed:
Name and specialty
Quote
Physical Description
Personality (Optional, I suppose. Are they crazy like Fatman- a natural hunter like Sniper Wolf? or what?)
Where you fight them (Would be best if they all took place in one general area)
How to beat them

Here's an example- it's vague simply because It's not my Those Guys Member:


>Rifle Tautara, Precognitive Sniper
"The binocular vision of a predator lets them see their prey in three dimensions. My third eye opens up a fourth. My rifle aims not for where you are, but for where you will be."

He's a lanky man that, on top of his precognition, can't be seen with thermal goggles due to his cold blood, and has a tattoo of an eye on his forehead over a scar from a ritual trepanning he endured as a child that awakened his psychic abilities.

Personality unknown.(?)

Fight would presumably take place between two tall buildings.

You have to beat him by inverting your controls, therefore doing the OPPOSITE of what he predicts.

>>23584423
Wait wait wait.
What about, TWO shoulder-mounted Bushmasters, AND one he uses like a massive LMG?

>>23584537
Cannon Jackal
Interesting, an artillery expert used to working with scavenged or jury rigged ammunition?
Or someone capable of making a functional fire arm with any old junk in minutes

Rolled 37, 2 = 39

[BEEP BEEP]
[BEEP BEEP]

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>>23584564
Maybe he starts off like pic related, then reveals each bushmaster as he goes on in the fight?
>inb4 THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

>>23584563
I always saw him as a well spoken Englishman, with a slightly maniacal edge to him. I'd also like to add "Your future is in my sights, and I shall snuff it out!" to the end of his quote.