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First 73 threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scholomance
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/23072794/

Wiki:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blatant_Fetish_Quest

Previously on Blatant Fetish Quest, our protagonist, Max Power, learned that 'he' was actually a female with male genitalia, as a result of having an incubus as a father. Three years later, Max flew to Romania to enroll at the prestigious Scholomance, a school for magic, meeting Liz, your new girlfriend, on the way. On arriving in Romania, you learned that the Scholomance is extremely deadly and that only half of each class proceeds to the next grade each year.

You joined the Lotus prestige society, and befriended Lotuses. Upon arriving at the Scholomance, a city-sized school hidden in a cave that's bigger on the inside, you discovered a tower and found your father chained up in the basement.

You're currently trying to balance Dextra Domini, rivals, commitments to your society, relationships, and studying while trying to survive. You're about a month and a half in. Liz made it into the Society of the Archmagi. Your dryad hatched and your mommy-instincts kicked into high gear. You were nearly taken out by a mysterious attacker.

You and Selene just planted her little sister's seed.

What do you do now?
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>>23752510
Crack the books and study Conjuration.
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>>23752570
Seconding some Conjuration research.
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>>23752510
Let's spend some time playing with Selene until Liz and/or Lin are back, work on the sensory spell game with her.
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>>23752510
lets get +1 memory
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>>23752583
Thirding that
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>>23752510

spend some time playing with Selene get her warmed up for when we figure out the best teaching game.

talk about her being a big sister in a not to long while.
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>>23752657
We did figure out the teaching game last thread.
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>>23752667

my memory is not great. and by "not great" i mean worryingly bad.
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>>23752570
>>23752583
>>23752655
Why the fuck do you guys always suggest the boring-ass options instead of saving them for the time skips? I'm with the guys suggesting playing with Selene, especially explaining what it means to be a big sister.
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>>23752510
make that morningstar from the last thread
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>>23752717
Seconding.
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Sounds like a split between studying some Conjuration and spending time with Selene. Which do you do?
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>>23752773
Conjuration.
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>>23752773
Changing my vote from >>23752655 to spending time with Selene
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>>23752773

Selene, try to prevent her from getting jealous at her little sister.
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>>23752773
Selene.
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>>23752773
Selene
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>>23752773
Let's spend some time with Selene, we can study with someone else later, both Liz and Dimitri are better at it than us and could give us some pointers.
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>>23752773
>Selene.
work on the enchantment game with her
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You decide that now, after that mother-daughter bonding activity, is the perfect time to spend some more time with your wonderful daughter. And what better place than the garden, next to her sister's garden plot? "Selene, honey, let's talk about what it means to be a big sister," you tell her. She gives you a quizzical look.

Roll Soul to explain it to her. I'll consider the first four linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 50

>>23753013
>inb4 1
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Rolled 84

>>23753013
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Rolled 44

>>23753013
Rol
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Rolled 91

>>23753013
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>>23753037
>>23753042

not bad.
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>>23753037
>>23753042
2/4, that ought to do it.
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>>23753037
>>23753042
"Your little sister is going to be a little dryad girl just like you," you explain. "As a big sister, you have one of the most important jobs ever. It's your job to teach her, love her, and, most importantly, protect her. Do you understand, sweetheart?" you ask.

She thinks about it for a second, then nods and smiles at you. "I'm gonna be da best big sista evah," she declares. You smile and give her a tickle and she sticks her too-long red tongue out at you between giggles. You take the opportunity to look at your little girl.

Her petals are starting to grow longer. She's getting steadily taller and bigger, though still clearly just a little girl. Her formerly-soft ear leaves are now rigid, almost cartilaginous, and shaped like big bat ears. Her teeth have come in, leaving her with small, shining, white baby teeth and four fangs each almost the side of her thumb. In bath times, you've also noticed that her oversized clitoris is starting to protrude more, almost like a little boy's penis.

"More Lion King now?" she asks you excitedly. She's watched it at least once every day this week at this point, and shows no signs of stopping.

What do you do?
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>>23753159
We knew what we were getting into when we first introduced her to the Lion King.

Let's go switch it on for her.
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>>23753159
"lets play a game first" lets get flap and try to go over the enchantment game
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>>23753159
See if we can get her to do the spell thing to watch it through fap.
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>>23753159
See if we can get her to see with her mind this time.
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>>23753055
The dice still love selene
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>>23753159

oh man, she's going to love that movie even more when we complete our little project.

no sense in stopping now i guess but let's get her a little more practice with the spell and use the movie as a reward.
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>>23753159
We were using the Lion King to help teach the sensory spell, right? So let's do that.
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>>23753195
>>23753159

do this
>>23753197
>>23753216
yep

At some point soon we should download Mr.Rogers neighborhood, for her .
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>>23753229
And Sesame Street. And Muppets. We would be the worst parents if we never showed her a muppet.
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>>23753229
Inbefor Dad walks in so what are you all watching ?
sees Mr.Rogers neighborhood........ f-father?
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>>23753159
"How about a different movie?"

101 Dalmations. Or maybe Mary Poppins.
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>>23753258
Don't forget Fraggle Rock.

>Auto-correct doesn't believe "Fraggle" is a real word.
>Auto-correct confirmed for trash.
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>>23753159
Play the sensory game with her, she can watch Lion King afterwards as a reward.
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We could always show her the sequel
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>>23753289
disney robin hood
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>>23753289
>101 Dalmations
animated not the live action
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>>23753289
how about a musical like beauty and the beast?

>Beethoven angeBee
yes CAPTCHA a musical about bees would be cool
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>>23753309
The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth. Really anything and everything Henson. We should have a marathon one day soon, like as a way to celebrate when her magic sight becomes second nature for her.
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>>23753372
This is a great idea.
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>>23753385
Duh
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>>23753404
>Labyrinth

No child should need to see that much Bowie Bulge.
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>>23753479
Whats wrong with the Area?
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>>23753479

Don't think she's old enough to care about stuff like that, yet.
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>>23753479
She doesn't have to see the bulge... yet.
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You decide to work more on the sensory spell. After all, she's getting better at Enchantment; maybe she'll have a breakthrough with it and finally get it to actually work. You sit down with her, hand her Fap, and try to get to work.

Roll Enchantment to try to get her to finally figure it out. I'll consider the first three linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 59

>>23753577
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Rolled 70

>>23753577
Well shit.
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Rolled 37

>>23753577
Whee
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Rolled 92

>>23753577
nat 1s everwhere
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>>23753587
Success.
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>>23753594
And now we wait.
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>>23753776
Hope Fems Internet didn't go out again.
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>>23753939
Yes I as well.
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>>23753939
>>23754148
well I hope Femcock didn't get ate by a Rancor
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>>23754279
More likely her pet.
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>>23754279
SOMEBODY FED HIM TO THE RANCOR? I'LL FEED THEM TO MY RANCOR!
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>>23754316
>FemCOCK
>Him
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I'm a bit too lazy too search through the archives at the moment.
I remember that the Jotun bones would make the dryad a bruiser-type, but what does the norse dwarf/dark elf bones do?
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>>23754395
I'M NOT VERY FAMILIAR WITH MAMMALIAN GENDERS SINCE HUTTS DON'T REALLY HAVE THOSE.... SHUT UP OR I'LL FEED YOU TO THE RANCOR.
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>>23754444
Durability, intelligence and an aptitude for alchemy.
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>>23754452
Ding. The basic idea is she's going to be a genius bruiser.
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>>23754472
Oops, left my name on from the Faechan thing.
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>>23754472
So a little Dryad Bane?
Nice.
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>>23754488
looks like fun to me
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>>23754488
>You will watch me seduce all of your sisters
>Only then do you have my permission to nyaa
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>>23754316

>if you know what i mean.

heavy lifting Dryad whom we will give praise and cuddle.

maybe she'll be born without one of her senses and we'll have to start another project.
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>>23754604
Maybe she will also be blind for some reason so Selene has to lead her around.

And you know what they say, when the blind leadeth the blind, both shall fall onto the dick.
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>>23754572
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>>23754630
Nice
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>>23754630
That's kind of disgusting. Surely that girl realized that if she's met up with someone and her shirt comes off, for a lot of guys that will be a deal breaker?
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>>23754632
That guy has short arms.
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>>23754769
Yea cause I totally wouldn't fuck a girl with one of the nicer tattoos I have ever seen.
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>>23754769
A lot of guys, yes. But not ALL guys...
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>>23754829
The tattoo quality only makes it worse when it's a gaping hole in her side.
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>>23754769
Speak for yourself.
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>>23754769
I would still go for it, but I doubt I would do it more than once.
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>>23754769
It's a nice tattoo. I've done some fun stuff with stage makeup in my day. With awesome results. One of which included me getting a concussion, but it was worth it.
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Fem confirmed for using cup&string to connect to the net.
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>>23754936
Made me chuckle.
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>>23753587
>>23753591
You actually seem to have a breakthrough. Selene starts reacting with shock and surprise, clicking wildly and grabbing Fap and pointing him around. She seems excited first, then scared, then starts crying at the top of her lungs with painful, ear-shaking screeches. She seems terrified and confused.

What do you do?

Also, my internet went out and my phone had no reception for some reason. For fuck's sake, internet, get your act together.
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>>23755081
its ok Selene moms right here, tell me whats going on. hold her
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>>23755081
Hug her close and comfort her. Ask her whats wrong and promise to make it better.
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>>23755081
She knows our voice and how our face feels. Talk calmly, soothingly and put her hand on our face.
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>>23755081
Hugs and cuddles, right now. If we can cut the spell back off until she's calmed down and can figure out what just happened, then maybe try again now that she knows what to expect.
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>>23755081
Try to calm her down. Maybe make an arc with your hands and exclaim "Magic!"

I smell soul rolls though.
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>>23755081
"don't cry little girl its ok, moms right here for you."

>>23755108
this do this
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>>23755081

comfort!

"shhh, sweetie, it's alright, momma is right here."

over stimulated Dryad child.
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>>23755081

"its ok Selene you did so good mom is so proud of you "

hug her
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>>23755108
Doitnow.
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>>23755108
This. Definitely this.
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>>23755081
>>23755108
this
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"Shhh, shhh, it's okay, honey," you tell her. You angle Fap towards your face and put Selene's hands on your face. "Come on, sweetie, you know me. Everything okay," you say, trying to reassure her as she feels your face, clicks, and looks through Fap's eye. "Mama's right here. Everything's all right."

Roll Soul to get her to relax. You get a +1 for grounding her with touching your face and another +1 because this is reminiscent of the time when she imprinted on you. I'll consider the first six linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 89

>>23755081
Roll soul?
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Rolled 85

>>23755206
rolling
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Rolled 100

>>23755206
>Traumatime
>>23755209
why
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Rolled 21

>>23755206
calms
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Rolled 3

>>23755206
Well shit, lets do this.
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>>23755206
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>>23755221
>>23755223
And the dice still love Selene.
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>>23755223
Thankyou, Mr. President.
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Rolled 77

>>23755209
>>23755221
>>23755223

holy shit Snapple!
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>>23755209
>>23755221
>>23755223
We are the perfect parents.
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Rolled 45

>>23755206
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>>23755209
>>23755240
Got some real derpsters in here today.
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>>23755209
>>23755221
>>23755223
Nice.
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>>23755223
>>23755221
>>23755209
And behold, for the dice gods show their love for the child of Max, she who is called Selene, beloved of the dice.
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Rolled 26

>>23755206
rolling again because no one has noticed we still have more dice.
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>>23755290
Fuck 'em, we don't need them.
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>>23755221
>>23755223
She calms down as you hold her little hand against your face. "Yeah, see?" you say, relieved. "It's just your mama."

"Mama?" she asks. She sniffs, then starts clicking again, letting Fap go to look around this way and that. "Wat... Wat dis?" she asks, rubbing her hands around all over your face. She may be calming down, but she's still incredibly confused.

What do you do?
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>>23755352
This is a game we made so you cab see. Seeing is how most people get around, how they know what is going on.

Never use the word 'normal'. Ever.
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>>23755352
its color, sight mom has been working on magic to help you see like she does, now you can read and write lets go watch the lion king ok ? you did so well I am so proud of you
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>>23755372
seconded.
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>>23755352
"It's color, sweety, that's how Mommy sees."
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>>23755352
Hold her hand to your eyes
"Its what I use these for."
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>>23755352

"these are called colors, you couldn't see them before, now you can see the kitties in the computer!"
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>>23755352
>>23755378
this is good show her the lion king that will help explain why this is important.

also this >>23755382
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>>23755352
This is the way most people see the world. Most people don't use echolocation and so a lot of communication is done through visual cues. This will help you with communication with people who are too dumb to understand your ears.
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>>23755352
Explain that that's our face and offer to watch the Lion King with new Fapvision.
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>>23755405
>Most people
>most people
Oh god no. We just got her calmed down from the shock of seeing for the first time, let's not make her feel like a freak too.
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>>23755405
>most people
NO.
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>>23755436
>>23755430
Which is why 'most' is better than 'normal'. Right?
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>>23755456
Which is why we shouldn't use any form of that phrasing. Why not just say that we do it?
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>>23755456
how about 'a lot of' instead of 'most'
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>>23755456
And "This is how mama sees" is even better than "this is how most people see".
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>>23755456
We don't use either of them just yet, we just say it's how WE see. We'll fill in the blanks for her later when she asks about it, not now when she's freaking out.
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>>23755430
Better to get this out of the way Now than later when she actually gets to interact with people and gets horrified by their reaction that she doesn't have eyes.
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>>23755415
FapVision yes yes yes
>>23755487
this
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"You're seeing color," you explain to her. "There's a lot of different colors, and you can see all of them now." You put her hands on your eyes. "That's what these are for. Now you can use my eyes, Fap's eyes, everyone's eyes to see as much color as you want. Now everyone's your eyes."

She tilts her head, still sniffling, as she feels your eyelashes and eyelids. She seems to think about it for a little while. Finally, she asks, "Why?"

What do you do?
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>>23755487
this is the best phrasing
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>>23755509
"To watch the Lion King! Come see!"
And then we watch the Lion King and she gets blown away by awesome Disney animation magic.
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>>23755509
Show her The Lion King.
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>>23755509
"To let you experience more of the world when you want to. Like the Lion King, there's pictures that go with the sound! Would you like to see that?
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>>23755509
"So you can see the kitties in the lion king!"
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>>23755509
"Because I wanted you to be able to experience colors too. Now you can see the beauty of a sunset, the majesty of the night sky, and you'll be able to see what's happening in the lion king now!"
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>>23755509
because there are lots of things that you need can use colors to do like there are parts of the Lion King you need color to experience come on I will go show you.
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>>23755509
Hug our baby girl.

"Because I wanted you to be able to see the little kitties in the computer.

There's a lot of stuff in the world to see and I didn't want you to miss it."
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>>23755509

because there are so many more thing that you can enjoy now, do you want to see how The Lion King looks with color?
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"To watch the Lion King!" you tell her excitedly, scooping her up in a hug and spinning her around. "Let's go!"

That actually gets a big smile out of her. You bring her up, get the Lion King playing, and point both your own eyes and Fap at the screen. She gasps and oohs and ahs as it starts. Once the lions first appear one screen and start talking, though, she starts clicking like mad, then tries to reach her little hand through the screen. She looks up at you frowning and clearly confused.

"Window?" she asks cautiously. "Kitties in window like food in oven?"

What do you tell her?
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>>23755509
>>23755533
this "and read and write, and because I love you, and want you to have everything you can."

then blow a raspberry on her tummy
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>>23755592
No, they're a picture that's made only out of color. It's a recording like the sound.
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>>23755592
"It's a picture, there aren't and kitties in there, it just shows a moving picture that goes with all the sound."
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>>23755592
"People drew the kitties lots and lots of times, and they put the pictures in order really fast so nobody could tell they were separate pictures."
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>>23755592
I would say to call it a moving picture, but she doesn't even know what a picture is. Hmm. Call it colorful moving glass, maybe?
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>>23755610
>made only out of color
That seems like a good explanation.
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>>23755592
stop the movie "they are pictures, like a song on the radio but with color."

>>23755635
this we should alchemist her some of the big thick crayons and give her some paper after the movie.

and tell her that she should only draw the paper we give her and nothing else
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>>23755610
>Like a recording of a song made out of color
I like it!
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>>23755673
are you trying to jail her childhood? you haven't lived if you haven't drawn on the walls.
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>>23755673
>this we should alchemist her some of the big thick crayons
Absolutely. Great idea. It'll be fun, and it'll help her understand how color works.
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>>23755673
yes to this

and now we should get her some books, like the ones that teach you how to write
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>>23755610
Perfect.

>>23755635
I'm not sure she understands "draw" all that well at the moment, so let's save that for later.
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>>23755592

>>23755703
>>23755673
>>23755705
these are golden
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>>23755701
especially since we can just alchemize the stains away.
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>>23755701
I did once just once got my ass beat

fuck I remember my little brother carving my name on something that sucked
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Unrelated to Selene, but a thought.

Carl said increasing our vulnerability to alchemy / enchantment would make augmenting easier.

Could we have Dad and his 5bars of enchantment give us a temporary enchant weakness to power through a few levels of focus, calm, perception, mental shield, and mental offense very quickly?

I know he will just say it's dangerous, but he says everything is dangerous. Imagine pumping up calm and perception to +3 in one day.
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>>23755673
>and tell her that she should only draw the paper we give her and nothing else
And then we come back and find a fabulous new Gaviscon, as well as newly colored walls.

And then later we find out it was Breakfast who did it, not Selene. After all, we forgot to tell Breakfast not to color on the walls.
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>>23755735
Shut up, this is Selene time.
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>>23755703
she'll also draw her parents having sex at some point
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>>23755735
It's not really worth it. Especially since getting to +3 means setting aside at most the full day.
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>>23755753
When living in a house with an incubus and his daughter, thats really not that strange.
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>>23755753
But she won't know what colors they are yet, so she'll end up drawing us sticking out bright-green cock into a dripping blue gash
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>>23755773
that my fetish
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"They're just a recording," you tell her. "Like one of Lin's songs, but made out of color. It's like telling a story about something that's not really there."

Selene really thinks hard about that one for a minute. "Where are dey?" she asks, finally.

What do you do?
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>>23755801
"Another country called Africa, very far away "
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>>23755801
"Africa"
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>>23755801
"Uh... Africa! Maybe we'll take you there one day to see some lions. It's a long way though, so not until you're older, ok?"
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>>23755824
>Another country called Africa
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>>23755801
"The story takes place in Africa, but the people who made the story and drew the pictures are from California, which is part of America.

I know it might be sad to learn this Selene, but Lions don't actually talk, this is a story, but a very fun one."
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>>23755739
Lol that makes sens
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>>23755849
Dude no, we can leave the "santa isn't real" grade stuff for when she's older.
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>>23755831
>It's a long way though
Technically, not for us.

Oh man, one day we need to magically disguise her and take her to Disney World. She would fucking go nuts. Maybe even literally, I don't know how dryads work.
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>>23755864
So in 3 or 4 months.
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>>23755888
Exactly.
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>>23755864
I dont want to lie to her can we compromise and use word like real lions and say something like this >>23755831

dont tell her but subtlety lead her to understand the story is not all real.
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>>23755864
That's pretty soon for her, and honestly telling her that lions don't talk and that it was drawn by people won't hurt her.
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>>23755880
Get a pair of these and enchant them to make her look like a generic human to muggles.
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>>23755845
just thinking what max would say she wasen't exactly miss brainy and geography is a very poor subject in American schools
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>>23755888
Yeah. She will probably grow out of it before we even get a chance for The Talk, so lets enjoy it while it lasts.

And then we will have to give her the other The Talk when she tries to fuck us.
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>>23755845
>three mind
>America
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>>23755932
hell that would be useful for us too
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>>23755824
>>23755829
>>23755831
>>23755845
>>23755948
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/kenya/
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>>23755939
>the other The Talk when she tries to fuck us.
"Use a condom."
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>>23755977
I said when she tries to fuck us, not just anyone.

So instead it would be "You need lube for that hole, dear."
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>>23755948
Technically with our boosted focus and perception, maybe calm counts for this, Max should be counted as closer to a 4 mind than a 3.
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>>23755939
you'd be surprised by who believes in santa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CZmdbGmI08
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"Lions are from somewhere far away called Africa," you explain to her. "This is just a story about them."

She thinks about that more, then says, "Okay. Show me Rafiki."

What do you do?
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>>23756040
Skip ahead to Rafiki.
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>>23756040
Fast forward to Rafiki.
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>>23756040

skip to all the monkey business.
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>>23756040
"watch" plat the movie
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>>23756040
Rafiki was the one holding Simba at the beginning then >>23756063
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>>23756040
We tell her she has already seen him, but make her watch the rest of the movie to find out where. Make it a game. He shows up in like the first ten minutes, you know.
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>>23756084
this is also acceptable.
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>>23756084
this do this
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>>23756051
>>23756063
>>23756076
We should make her watch the movie in full first. Get the whole experience for her first time, you know?
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>>23756084
Lets juts do this. Maybe ask her if she'd want a stick like his to play with.
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>>23756084
I prefer this it helps her with getting used to seeing
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>>23756084
This is probably the best idea, do this.
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>>23756084
>>23756079
Yeah, but she wants to see him doing his little dancing bit.
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>>23756136
we need to weight till after the movie is done
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>>23756084

hanging support to this
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>>23756152
>she wants to see him doing his little dancing bit.
She doesnt even know that bit exists. Let it remain a surprise for her.
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"You've already seen him," you explain to her. "Keep watching the movie so you can see which one he was."

Selene frowns, but hunkers down and starts watching intently. When it finally gets back around to him, she hops up and starts dancing around and hooting, then asks, "Dat's wat he looks like, mama? He looks funny!"

What's your response?
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>>23756220
Contract diabeetus and die. I cant handle much more of this.
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>>23756220
*Give a light chuckle*
"Well, he is a fun character, isn't he? Makes sense that he'd look funny"
Then smile at her.
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>>23756220
that is him sweetly he is a baboon baboons look funny.
Also this>>23756235
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>>23756220

you shouldn't judge something or someone based on how they look,

wait until she sees the ass kicking he'll deal later on.
warn her not to copy that without adult supervision.
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>>23756267
Dont turn this into a lecture. Rafiki DOES look funny. He also is funny. Thats what makes him so great.
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>>23756267
Life lessons!
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>>23756220
"Yes he does Selene, he looks very funny. He's a fun character. He's a Mandrill which is a type of monkey.

But looking funny doesn't mean he isn't wise, helpful, and a good friend."

>>23756247
He's actually not a baboon, he's a mandrill, they were classified as a species of bamboo by a few researchers, but quite a few more placed them as a distinct genus which chromosomal and molecular analysis has supported.
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>>23756318
I did not expect my new fact of the day to come form here thank you. also i support your suggestion.
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"Yes, he does," you tell her. "He's a very fun character and looks very funny. He's a type of monkey, and he's also very wise, helpful, and loyal, isn't he?"

"Uhuh!" she agrees. "He's silly but he's the smartest! Nobody would do anything without him!"

What do you say to that?
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>>23756438
Ruffle her petals and tell her she's a smart little girl, then go back to watching with her.
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>>23756473
What Snapple said, oddly enough.
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>>23756473
I feel the bile rising in my throat even as I type it, but Snapple's response is good, seconding that.
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>>23756438
Give her a hug, play with her hair.

"That's right Selene, while Simba, Nala, Timon, and Pumbaa all did a lot of work and were very important, Rafiki's wisdom and forethought were necessary to succeed."

Then sit her in our lap and hug her. "Now watch the movie, it's a good one."
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>>23756473
>>23756555
both of these.
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You ruffle her petals. "You're a very smart little girl. Yes, he was the one who got Simba to go do things," you tell her. She beams up at you for having been right. "Now keep watching. This is a really good movie."

She gives a big, overly-dramatic nod, then goes back to watching the movie with rapt attention. When it's finally done, she hops up, hooting and hollering and clearly excited. "The Lion King is da best movie evah!" she declares, then gives you a little smooch on your cheek. "Thank you, mama! I'm gonna watch everything now!"

What do you do now?
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>>23756706
>I'm gonna watch everything now!
FORESHADOWING DETECTED
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>I'm gonna watch everything now!
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>>23756706
Bring her around and see how well she can identify everyone now that she's more used to it.
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>>23756706
Let's give her a tour of the tower so she can see everything for the first time.
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>>23756706
"Do you want to see what Dad, Breakfast, and Lunch look like now that you can see colors?"

Pick up our daughter, put her on our shoulders and give her a tour of the tower.
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NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE EVERWATCHFUL DAUGHTER OF MAXIMILION POWER (and her trusty sidekick Fap the bat).
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>>23756706
>Fucking Liz
>Look up
>Fap is on he ceiling
>Staring into our soul
>Hear Selene shouting
>"Ima watchin da everything mama!"

Let's go let her show off for the others in the tower.
We should also teach her to remote control Fap eventually so she doesn't have to grab him and point at things.
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>>23756706
"Do you want to see what Grampa and Breakfast look like with colors?"
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>>23756713
>>23756722
Fapvision just became a lot more literal.
>>23756726
Yes! We must show off her new Fapvision!
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>>23756759
>>23756792
Yeha, let's show her off to everyone here.
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>>23756786
Ceiling Bat is watching you fuck.
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>>23756786
Pardon me, I need to go put in an order at the sidesmith.
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>>23756792
breakfast is naked.
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>>23756926
So?
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>>23756926
So is Selene iirc.
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>>23756926
so?
she already sees everyone fucking
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>>23756706
distract Selene with lion king 2. Acquire clothes for Breakfast, maybe lunch too.
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>>23756926
She has already seen naked Breakfast via echolocation, this will just be naked Breakfast in color.
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>>23756953
Why bother? Breakfast has been naked this whole time anyway?
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>>23756706
Time for a tour, introduce her to everyone with her all new sense.
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>>23756926
So? She's seen her naked a lot of times, we have literally fucked Breakfast in front of her at one point not to mention all the fucking and sex she's heard and 'seen', Selene isn't wearing clothes either.

Don't worry about it.
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"Want to go see what color everyone is?" you ask her. She nods vigorously, so you pick her up and head out to find your dad. You find him in the basement. "This is what your grandpa looks like," you tell her. "Dad, she just figured out the sensory spell a couple hours ago."

"Well, that's wonderful," he says, picking her up. "How do I look?"

"Different colors from me and mama," she says, touching his scratchy face. "How come?"

"Because everyone looks different," he says. "Just like how everyone is shaped different. My skin is lighter than your mom's, and your skin is even lighter than mine."

"Why?" she asks.

"Some people are from places where different colors help them live there," he explains. "You're really light because you feel good in the dark."

"Dark people feel good in light?" she asks.

"That's right," he confirms. "Your mom is darker because she spends lots of time in the sun. I'm light because I spend lots of time in the dark."

Selene thinks about that for a minute. She gives it a long, hard think. Finally, she asks, "Can I see the sun, mama?"

What's your response?
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>>23756977
Selene is wearing clothes, but still, I agree, it doesn't really matter that Breakfast is naked.
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>>23756983
"Not just now, sweety, we're underground. It's not good to look right at the sun anyway, it's very bright."
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>>23756983
"When you're older. Our house is inside a big cave and the cave is dangerous."
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>>23756983
"When you are older. You can look at pictures of the sun now if you want."
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>>23756983
"Of course, but not right now, we need to plan a trip to go outside."

Wasn't Selene sensitive to sunlight or something? We should be careful about getting her too much sun.
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>>23756983
Come to think of it, does the spell let her see brightness or only color?
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>>23756983
Well, that's another project to complete for summer vacation.

One permanently powered ring of disguise as a project so we can bring Selene home with us... make that two, she has a sister on the way.
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>>23756983
"When you're older, sweetie."
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>>23756983
"Maybe later Selene. Right now we're in a tower in an underground cave. The cave is full of dangerous things, you know how Mufasa told Simba about the shadowy place, that's what is outside of the tower, but the tower where we live is incredibly safe.

But we can plan a trip and teleport outside of the cave where the sun is and show you the world. It won't happen today, but it will happen."
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>>23757099
this
>>23756983
but we want to make sure she doesn't pull a Simba and disobey us.
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>>23757158
She can't. She doesn't have one of the keys for the wards.
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>>23757158
in fact we can take her out with Liz and Dad as soon as we find a safe place and have a family picnic.
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"When you're older, sweetie," you tell her. "Our home is in a cave where there's no sun. We'll go out eventually, though - maybe when it's time to meet your grandma."

"But... But I want it now," she says. She sticks her little red lip out in a great, big pout.

What do you do?
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>>23757099
Perfect
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>>23757182
she might steal one though.

also we can show her the few through the hole in the top flour.
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>>23757213
"It's not safe to go out there now, dear. You could get hurt. I promise you'll see it one day though."
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>>23757213
ask dad how long it would take to set up a short picnic somewhere relatively safe I think we can do one in a couple of days.
We dont want to cafe and spoil her.
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CHILD DISCIPLINE, WAT DO
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>telling her she can see the sun

No, tell her to never to make fap look directly into the sun.

Teach her to use our eyesight if she hasn't yet, and then Max can go outside.
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>>23757213
Give her a hug.

"In the words of the great poet and philosopher Mick Jagger 'You can't always get what you want. But if you try sometimes well you just might find, you get what you need.'

It's dangerous outside of the tower Selene, the cave we live in is not safe, and outside the cave it's safer, but it's still not as safe as in here. But we'll take you for a picnic or something similar outside the tower soon enough."
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>>23757288
Why? It's not like the sunlight itself get's beamed right into her brain.

Fap doesn't have organic eyes, so it's not like he can get hurt by it.
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>>23757213
Tell her no not now but we will do it soon because we think it is important to her.
>>23757288
if her range limits wont be a problem we could do this. I dont want to though it spoils her.
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>>23757213
Well, you can't get everything right when you want it.
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>>23757213
Explain to her that it can be dangerous outside and if we're going to take her out there, we need time to prepare for it.

There's nothing worse than just telling a child "no" without saying why.
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>>23757350
I dont know if it will hurt Fap but if we warn her it is dangerous she wont tell her sisters to do it later and if she puppets someone she will bear it in mind.
>>23757377
this but if she asks why we can tell her
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>>23757351
>spoil

... What would we spoil?
Is seeing a precious resource?
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>>23757377
>There's nothing worse than just telling a child "no" without saying why.
I dunno, beating them for not understanding something is up there.
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"Someday," you tell her sternly. "It's dangerous out there, though. We're not going to take you out to see things until we know it's safe. Understand."

She huffs and sighs, but says, "Yes, mama." Then after a moment, she says, "Sorry."

What do you do now?
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>>23757427
Always giving a child immediate gratification spoils the child.

That being said, we should make arrangements to make the trip to the surface with her soon because she just learned how to see and should get a chance to explore it fully.
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>>23757488
I love you Selene, and I'm going to take you on a trip to the surface soon, but you're a very important little girl to me, so I need to make sure it's safe before we do it.

Let's go see Liz and Line and Breakfast and Lunch, ok?
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>>23757488
d'awww, give her a hug.

"Come on, let's go see the rest of the tower."
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>>23757488

Hug her and try to get her interest in learning magic too.
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>>23757495
this is my point

>>23757488
Praise her for realizing what she did wrong and tell her mama mommy and grandpa will plan a trip soon.
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>>23757488
Show her the others
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>>23757488
"don't worry it's not your fault."
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>>23757488
Hugs and show her everyone else too.

>>23757427
He means as in teaching her that begging for something gets her it.
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>>23757488
Go show Liz.

After this lets go for another self augment.
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>>23757488
"It's okay honey. I want you to be happy, but I need you to be safe.

Do you want to see Breakfast and Lunch now?"

Give Dad a hug, let Selene hug 'Grandpa, then go show her Breakfast and Lunch.

Then we let her play with Breakfast and get started on making Liz's collar. We can get the Alchemy/Shifting part of it taken care of if we have a base collar.
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>>23757537
I think we should probably wait a while before that, after all, we don't want her to misuse it and hurt herself.
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>>23757572
>>23757534
I don't think Liz and Lin are back yet, though given that we just watched a movie they should be back reasonably soon.
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>>23757626
then we go to lunch and breakfast first
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>>23757579
this she can learn later if we teach her anything now it is how to be safe and not use magic accidentally.
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>>23757626
I figured given the 10+ hours we've had already today that we'd be getting them back soon if they weren't already.
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You give Selene a hug, then bring her upstairs to the sitting room. You find Lunch mewling, whimpering, and blushing as Breakfast eagerly molests her. Gaviscon isn't here; Liz probably took him with her as a bodyguard on the way to her society meeting.

What do you do now?
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>>23757488
>get home at 6pm
>tune into BFQ
>Selene continues to be the ultimate in adorable
I have said it before and will no doubt continue, this quest is brilliant. Thanks FemCOCK.
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>>23758029
Tell em to break it up for a second and let Selene get a good look at em.


Or don't and see if it provokes any action in her giant clit.
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>>23758077
It probably won't. I think she's still too young for that.
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>>23758029
Dawww, molestation is adorable. Let Selene watch, she may as well get used to it.

Speak up "Hello Breakfast, Lunch. It's good to see you two getting along.

Selene, do you know what they're doing?"
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>>23758029
"Honestly Lunch, right in front of my daughter..."
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>>23758029
Selene take her up to look out of the tower.

>>23758062
I second that emotion. Thank you FemCOCK.
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>>23758095
She was literally grown in demon jizz. Probably won't but I kinda want to see if maybe.
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>>23758029
>didn't we tell Selene that Breakfast is Lunch's big sister?

Chuckle and quietly ask Selene what she thinks of the color version of the Meals. See how long it takes Lunch to notice us.
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>>23758100
no if we want to play that game go for>>23758100
or Snapple's spoiler >>23758077
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>>23758103
seconded.
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>>23758103
This
Her reaction will be hilarious
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>>23758104
Actually, maybe we could take Selene and Liz home to meet mom before break (instant teleportation and all that)? I can't remember if we're in October or November, but if it's the former I think it might be nice to do a small family trip before ice-dryad hatches.
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>>23758103
Thirding.
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>>23758123

This. And this >>23758100
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>>23758216
I think it will be even funner if we do this and then keep moving to do >>23758104
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>>23758222
true a trip to meet grandma would be great.
We can do the picnic at the same time obviously not in the city unless we glamor our daughter though.
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>>23758246
Remind me, because of the wards she can't fall off the open concept upper level, right?

Incidentally, if we ever want to use that room we might want to put up a permanent illusion so no one can see us.
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>>23758303
correct she cant fall out and an illusion is a good idea.
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>>23758285
Pretty sure we're glamoring Selene (and everyone else on the trip) and giving her some kind of permanent shade artifact.
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>>23758347
true I think we agreed her shade item is a black parasol right?
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>>23758472
No idea on the item, for some reason I thought it was just a sun hat (something less conspicuous as she ages). But honestly i don't care what we use so long as we remember to make it before she gets a face full of sun.
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>>23758588
that works too
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>>23758472
Hell yes. We'll raise her to be a classy lady.
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>>23758472
Classy! It also has to be able to function as a shield. Kinetic or spatial. Or both. Bullet-proof parasol!
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>Went to the insane mythology thread
>Saw a youtube link
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8NNHmV3QPw
>35 mins in

This is so batshit insane I don't even
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>>23758588
>sleeps under a UV light
>needs protection from the sun
What the fuck are you guys thinking
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>>23758688
Why haven't we enchanted armor or clothing with kinetic and spacial shielding? Why haven't we alchemisized spidersilk underarmor?
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>>23758746
It's been noted that vampire lord dryads ARE sensitive to actual sunlight.
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>>23758746
>doesn't know about infrared
Could be bad news, given her vampire blood.
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>>23758746
She's a shade dryad thanks to the vampire lord influence. She's not going to burst into flame, but prolonged exposure to direct sunlight isn't healthy for her.
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>>23758746
Because we read in the Dryad book that vampire lord blood makes them sensitive to sunlight.
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"Lunch, for shame!" you say, baiting her for a reaction. "And in front of my daughter, no less!"

Lunch practically leaps into the air in surprise. "Sorry!" she exclaims, pulling her hoodie down to try to cover herself. She's blushing crimson. "I'm so sorry, Mistress!"

"Miau!" Breakfast declares, trying to pull Lunch back down for more molesting. Lunch squirms and strains and tries to escape, to no avail.

"Runch and Bekfist are funny, mama," says Selene. "Like Rafiki but not smart."

What do you do?
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>>23758761
That's what the tattoos are for. They give us the benefit of instant armor when we inevitably get caught with our pants down.
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>>23758797
Laugh and ruffle Selene's 'hair'.

"They sure are."

Then I guess we leave them to it and go on to the next part of our tour.
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>>23758797
GONNA NEED BURN HEAL.
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>>23758797
Femcock, my heart can't take much more Selene! Take her to the top of the tower, then let's show the Lion King 2!
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>>23758689
What am I watching?
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>>23758819
Max hasn't even finished enchanting THOSE though, we need to get back to offensive and defensive studies and preparations soon, as cute as selene may be.
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>>23758860
Extra Credits for crazies. Extra Crazies.
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>>23758856
But the sequels weren't good. How about Aladdin instead.
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>>23758797
Might wanna ditch Selene pretty soon and do something else.
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>>23758797
they are funny but it isn't nice to say people aren't smart Lunch is very clever and both of them are good girls.
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>>23758763
>>23758764
>>23758779
>>23758794
Infra red radiates from everything and we obviously have a lit clock tower, meaning she is exposed to these types of radiation in the tower. Therefore the only thing left is UV which she sleeps under anyway, making sunlight perfectly safe so either the book was wrong, the sun radiates anti vampire magic or FemCOCK slipped up
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>>23758896
Correction, Max hasn't even STARTED enchanting those, and we should. I think for now we should finish showing our daughter what home looks like.
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>>23758856
>>23758917

Fantasia
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>>23758937
This. Make sure she apologizes to them.
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>>23758942
It's more that vampiric nature cannot abide sunlight. As you guessed, it is not a property of the sun but of vampires that causes the reaction.
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>>23758942
Nothing on Earth radiates as much as the Sun does, baka. That's like saying that a banana is as radioactive as uranium.
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>>23758917
Honestly, the only things I remember about the sequels are Timon and Pumba.
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>>23758917
Lion King 2 was pretty good actually.
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>>23758942
>the sun radiates anti vampire magic
Why do you say that like it's not incredibly likely?
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>>23758942
>the sun radiates anti vampire magic
I'd say given the setting that is a pretty likely reason.
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Yes! She would love it
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>>23758942
I think it is magic. But the dryad book said vampire lord dryads like shade. I bet she sunburns easily.
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>>23758856
Take her to the top of the tower, but afterwards we should get to work on some of our outstanding projects. Like the anti conjuration ward tattoos.
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>>23758856
>>23758917
>>23758961
>>23758994
I am repeating my suggestion of 101 Dalmatians (the good one) and Mary Poppins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g89NxTTycxc
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>>23758994
for a sequel sure. I also want her to see 1.5 because it will help teach her every story has multiple perspectives.
But first >>23758961
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>>23759059
Save the movie for when Liz gets home. She's probably be sore and fall asleep during it, but it'll still be relaxing to be in the comfort of home and with family.
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>>23758988
So your saying you can absorb more IF radiation from the sun on a cloudy day than being right next to a hot flame?
Also uranium isn't radioactive, U235 or enriched uranium is fissile as a neutron added to the nucleus causes it to become unstable and undergo fission.
>>23758996
>>23758997
It just seems like a cop out answer really, but I feel I've derailed too much so Ima go back to lurking
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>>23758689
Finished watching the entire thing. Now I understand the cosmos.
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>>23758797
Laugh. "That they are sweetheart."

Then bring her down to play with Dad and get started on making Liz her collar. Gather Foci and give it the ability to Shift with Alchemy.
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>>23759227
Second
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>>23759227
While I really would like to do this, I'm pretty confident that we'll have to research the shape shifting spell. That means a trip to the library, so we ought to see if there's enough unnecessary jotun bone left for a bribe.
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>>23759263
We need Enchantment for controlling it, Alchemy for shapeshifting, and Sorcery for the ambient passive power collection.
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>>23759263
we can just vile her some bone meal not give her the whole bone. But this is a good plan also are we returning the sense book now?
>>23759227
we should tell her not to be mean
>>23758797
Have we returned the dryad book?
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>>23759326
Yes, but like Selene's spell this is a more sofisticated crafting than we are used to. Anyway, that was the impression I was under and I would be happy to be wrong.
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>>23759338
Yes we returned the dryad book. The only book we still have (that I know of) is the sensory skimming treatise.
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>>23759326
I think we know the first two the third I'm not so sure of.
>>23759418
we should ask fem first but i think some research for the sorcery at least is in order
>>23759438
the second one? The catalog we got with the sense spell book. Can you show me the post. I just dont want the librarian mad at us for holding the book to long.
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>>23759475
Fem told us sorcery would work for that a couple threads ago.
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>>23758797
"Now, Selene, that was mean. You should apologize."
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>>23759535
It wasn't really mean. We can't tell her off for making fun of Lunch when we do it right in front of her either.
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>>23759555
Teasing someone like we did and just straight up calling them dumb are two different things.
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>>23759643
But they're both kinda dumb.
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>>23759657
Breakfast, yes, but that's not nice. Lunch has 3 dots of mind just like we do, and she's reacting the way we've programmed her to for now. So either way it's not right.
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>>23759487
I meant to do it not that it can be done my bad I was not clear.
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>>23759682
Not only that but Breakfast is realty nice and good with people that is a kind of smart. Though it isn't book smart. She is learning I bet she is most of the way to mind two since we last checked up on her sheet. We did order Lunch to teach her sister foci crafting.
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>>23759747
Hmm, I kind of want to see if we can raise Breakfast's intelligence without changing her personality.
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>>23759795
I think Fem's internet is dead again.
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>>23760008
It requires a sacrifice in the form of 300 posts of retarded arguments.
Quick, Heart of Power, Mind Rape Pierre, Incest, go go go!
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>>23759747
That's because she's got a high Soul level. She's the endearing kind of stupid.
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>>23760086
personally, I think trying to turn Pierre into a trap maid would be a good goal.

go go go!
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>>23760086
I was unaware there was an arguement brewing about mind raping Pierre, I mean we're already working on lesson plans that will leave holes in his defense that only we know how to exploit.

Also, that idea totally feels Jade Empire-esq
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>>23760086
Wait, not trying to start something, but did I miss a mind rape Pierre shitstorm? I thought we were pretty much agreed on teaching him subtly compromised mental defense wards, then slowly reshaping his psyche and making him our pawn. Then maybe letting Liz break him after his utility is spent. Is that not the plan?
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>>23760136

>trap

All I want is my fetish, can't we go full way?
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>>23760086
I have an idea:
Let's use Selene as part of the fertilizer, so we can have a mutant Siamese twin frost giantess!

Then we harvest it, and burn it to make ink that we use as dye on a tattoo we etch into our heart!
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>>23760136
I was thinking more butler (still trap), but otherwise agree.
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>>23760154
I thought it was.
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>>23760159
I want my fetish too anon.
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>>23760177
Go on...
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>>23760136
Trap? I think you mean "Living alchemy experiment on transforming men into women".

Speaking of which, anyone think we should offer Liz the chance to take on the shape of her own fantasy self after we get good at it?
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>>23760187

Yes.
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>>23760159
You have like half this board and two other boards devoted to your fetish. Quit bitching.
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>>23760185
Consensual, married missionary sex for the purpose of procreating with hand holding, maybe some tender kisses...
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>>23760136
only if we cant make him an ally without magic that is why when we teach him we are going to leave a back door in his wards.
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>>23760187
I'd be careful about any full body alterations on people we care about.
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My fetish is not mindrape. Can't we just subjugate him completely while him being fully aware of it?

>>23760220

And I'm sure you have tons of other places devoted to your fetish too. Irrelevant.
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>>23760232
>caring about pierre.
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>>23760222
So set Puerre up with Breakfast?
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>>23760250
yes, lunch would be better.
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>>23760249
I was referring to the suggestion to full-body transform Liz.
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>It actually started an argument about Pierre
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>>23760222
Halfway: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23288414/ post 23292440
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This is how we should deal with Pierre.

Fuck all that stuff about turning him into a trap, that shit's gay.
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>>23760264
But the way we set Lunch up she's much more likely to be bored and unfulfilled. Unless that's what you're going for.
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>>23760232
well, yes, taking care with it would be of the utmost importance, however if we have the power to give her a fantasy weekend once in a while, it would be unbecoming of us who love her to not give it to her.
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>>23760288
>not wanting to fuck a trap

what are you? a faggot?
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>>23760288

Yes, max is into girls. This is true.
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>>23760246
Not to the degree of trapfaggotry.
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>>23760274
I was bored, so we're other anons, now we have entertainment while we wait.
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>>23760291
fine, breakfast it is.
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Fuck me, my internet is shit today. What's the consensus, tell Selene to apologize or something?
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The only real solution is to plant the subtle seeds of wendigo hunting into Pierre's mind.

If he lives we get free wendigo bits. If he dies then Pierre problem solved.
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>>23760288
>quest about a dickgirl
Yeah, we'd hate for things to get gay in here.
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>>23760344
That's my vote.
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>>23760329
Good, now we just need to make sure Pierre has the stamina to go 2-6 hours a day (cumulative) everyday.
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>>23760344
Can we ditch her soon and do something else?
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>>23760344
Nah, laugh and continue the tour.
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>>23760344
Get her to apologize. It isnt nice to call people stupid.
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>>23760344
The consensus is to have stupid arguments until you update again.
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>>23760344
Tell her it's not a nice thing to say.

I really want to wrap up the Selene stuff and go for +2 speed
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>>23760344
Yeah? Something along the lines of that, then taking her up top to see the Scholomance outside the tower from our viewing level.
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>>23760344
I'm not sure. There were a few posts for it, but not much and others against it.

But I'm personally fine with telling her that it isn't a nice thing to say they're dumb and that they're smart in different ways.

Then show her the rest of the tower, give her to Dad or Breakfast for playtime and get to work on something, I personally want to start work on the collar.
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>>23760344
tell her it is not polite to say things like that... even if true

and that she should apologize to them
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>>23760344

No, she's right. Instead, just explain to her what they are doing, or ask if she knows it.
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"It's not very nice to say things like that about people," you tell Selene. "You might have hurt Lunch's feelings."

Selene gets a worried look on her face and says, "Sorry, Runch."

"It's okay," says Lunch, cringing slightly at the awkwardness of being apologized to like that. "I wasn't offended."

"Okay, want to see what the cave looks like now?" you ask Selene. She nods excitedly. You climb up to the top level of the tower and let her look out into it.


"Wooow!" she says in awe. "So big!"

"It sure is, honey," you tell her, tousling her petals. "Want to go play with Breakfast and Lunch now?"

"Okay!" she says happily. You climb on down and put her down in the sitting room. She's sure to have a good time playing with them - or at least with Breakfast.

What do you do now?
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>>23760344
yes
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>>23760612
+2 speed
SupermanKungfu GOGOGOGO
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>>23760612
get to work on the collar for liz
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>>23760612
Smile at our Daughter, then go and gather Foci for the Alchemy portion of the Collar.

>>23760623
That'll take 8 successes, so with our current setup probably about 9 hours of continual meditation. That's a large chunk of time and we had some plans for this evening with our snookums.
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>>23760612
I'd prefer we start working on Liz's collar, but if the shape shifting spell needs librarian assisted research I will settle for enchanting a tattoo.
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>>23760612
lets make something like the collar for liz

and some crayons for selene have lunch help us with both

also did we get a description of the delivery guy from dad?
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>>23760612
The collar or tattoo foci till Liz and Lin are home then family meeting.
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>>23760646
We get 7 rolls per 3 hours. 8 if we can put on a looping chant.

Let's go for it.
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>>23760684
Yes, so on average somewhere between 9-12 hours of meditation, that completely takes out the rest of our day.
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>>23760623
I want it to but we dont have the time.
Other things are as important and faster.
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>>23760623
Im up for augments
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>>23760655

No, +speed is more important. At least it has an immediate effect and will unlock the fighting trainning.

The collar is just a triviality to be done after.
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>>23760663
I think it was one of his Russian contacts that orchestrated the acquisition. I doubt he met with the actual seller.
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>>23760612
Seconding >>23760623
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Can we enchant ourselves with extra dice?
Enchant for a larger success range?

Can we CHIM?
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>>23760612
Start on the collar, if we go into meditation like suggested we'll be out the rest of the day.
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>>23760684
Let's, as a general practice, do the bulk of our meditations while liz and Selene are asleep. They still get done, we work on other projects (the collar, the tattoos, living alchemy practice once we start learning it...) and have social time (includes corrupting Pierre) during normal waking hours.
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>>23760708
we should ask the person who delivers it just ask it will take like 2 seconds
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>>23760705
We have other things planed for today like messing with Pierre. And the family meeting. Not to mention the notes on Selenes spell for the Librarian. Or our tattoos which take way less time.

>>23760708
Sam may have been the delivery guy that is the question.

>>23760766
exactly

>>23760752
not without making our selves more vulnerable to alcamy or boosting calm or focus.
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>>23760766
We aren't going to be able to do that soon. Once we start going for +3 and +4 augments it will take a full day or more if we're unlucky.

And we will be going for those high tier augments. If we weren't going to then we shouldn't have joined Lotus.
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>>23760752
Success range is a no. Maybe when we hit the higher circles, but that will probably correlate with an increase in the threshold for the number of successes we need.

We get situationally applicable bonus dice through self augmentation, having relevant tools on our person or spells cast on us.
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>>23760796
We can still do that while we can and many of our ags will make getting more easier. Like calm and focus not to mention hew we want our meditation room to rock.
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>>23760793

Eh, these alternatives are good too. I was just comparing with the collar business.

I'm not much into giving the librarian a recipe for the spell we created. I'd rather have it stay as a family secret~
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>>23760836

Perhaps each circle up will reduce the minimum success requirement?
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>>23760845
>We can self augment later when we're better prepared
>Suggests we do something that isn't preparation for augs

Doing the augs is imperative to becoming musclewizard.
Your suggested course of action would impede musclewizardification.
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>>23760782
Ok, maybe I'm misunderstanding. Do you want to know more about dad's criminal underground connections or the party that originally acquired the Jotun bones that dad went to pick up earlier today? Because the former we might get answers to, the latter I doubt dad really knows about. Considering how long it took for him to get the bones after we had him start trying to acquire them I'd bet they passed through a number of closed lipped intermediaries before getting here.
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>>23760879
It is a goo bribe but i see your point i can go ether way as long as we chose intentional not via sloth.
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>>23760612
Let's start to plan Liz's collar.
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>>23760913
Dude, all of those add dice to Self-Augmentation. And getting Calm 2 in a 9 hour window is quite likely.

Though I've already voted we not augment right now.
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You decide that now is a good time to get started on making Liz's collar. You'll need to start with the base, though.

What foci do you collect for the crafting of the base collar?
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>>23760793
Wait, we never set up a meeting with Pierre and dad hasn't come up with custom mental wards for us to teach him yet. We also don't have a scouted neutral ground to semi-safely meet him at.

I do not support meeting Pierre at this time.
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>>23760953

A condom. For *something*.
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>>23760953
Rope/string, chain, leather, cloth, some precious metals like gold, silver, a bit of our semen.
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>>23760953

We'll need something leather, some platinum, a paper collar, some rope, some chain, a picture of some shibari setups, latex, a condom... I'm sure I missed some stuff.

I think the base form should be the regular collar with the nameplate and not the choker or all-metal version.
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>>23760953
if we have a bit of platinum lying around we could use that.
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>>23760913
how dose making our Tats foci prevent musclewizardification? It lets us hit harder move faster be more stealthy fly or any other damn thing we want. Fem also implied that after we enchant our tattoos they would add a bonus to augmentation for being on the appropriate chi lines as a side effect.
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>>23760953
This is just for alchemying up the unenchanted collar, right?

>rub your arm for some dead skin
>if there's any leather furniture in the tower take a piece
>anything circle shaped
>Condom
>Bit of metal for the buckle
>a lock
>key
>a sock (it's clothes)
>rope
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>>23760953
our Jis it is a sex toy a piece of string some gold for value and being close to platinum.
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>>23760953
leather, a bit of gold, one of the bed sheets we tied her up with before, some chain, some of her hair,
also have lunch help
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I find it hilarious that I leave this thread an hour ago with a comment about arguing to revive Fem, and I actually started an argument.
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>>23761023
Because I thought the person I was replying to had suggested we work on the collar.
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>>23760953
An actual collar, or something that could be used as one. If the gold we made during basement excavation is still around and is pure gold, let's shape some with our hands into a circle.
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>>23760953
some sand for time this collar is forever. A drop of blood for the symbolic connection between us and the intended wearer.
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>>23761066

> Misread as "Shape our hands into circle and use hands as focus."
> wat

I get what you're saying; but funny misreading.
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>>23761087
I really, really like these
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>>23761022
Let's not rely on precious metals, that boring, like trying to buy affection.
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>>23761163
If using a tiny bit of one adds a +1 to the roll we should use them.
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>>23761163

It's a symbol of how valuable she is to us.

Also, it's only the nameplate and the clasp (For now)
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>>23761163
I think we are using platinum as our metal. Because why not?
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>>23761163
It's even worse, really.

Liz could just alchemy some up as easy as us. It's not only boring, it's insulting and implies that we think of Liz like some kind of crow that would go nuts for something shiny.
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>>23761138
I am the guy who came up with huge lists of foci. But Fem always started to write before i would post so i decided to start posting piece mail. Also thank you.
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>>23761191
I see. I completely disagree, but I see.
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>>23761200
If we fucking have some lying around we should use it as a Focus for this to get another +1, it's not about shininess or the fact that most of the people in the tower could make it out of dirt, it's about making us more likely to succeed at making her the collar. The collar, it looking aesthetically pleasing, and what it represents, are both far more important to us than bits of shiny metal which we're turning into ash.
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>>23761200
>>23761163
the consensus was platinum highlights because it looks nice and in the outside world it is super valuable. To a wizard only magic items are valuable and we plan to make it one but we can still play on mortal symbols.
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>>23761264
That wasn't a consensus at all.
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>>23761290
This lack of consensus is news to me.
not >>23761264 btw.
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>>23761250
We don't have any lying around because it is much less of a hassle to fence gold and, in and of itself, platinum is pretty much useless to us. If you want other metals we probably have silver, copper and bronze jewelry in the house, steel silverware, and a plethora of base metals on hand. Platinum we would have to transmute, which gives us a point of strain and wastes time.
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>>23761061
ah no. I had suggested we do foci. I prefer the collar over the augments, but that is not for its own sake. I wanted to have a family safety meeting and not use screen time for something i would prefer in a time skip.

Also if we make the collar a study tool like Liz's dick is that acceptable to you? That is my preference.
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>>23761310
Same here.
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>>23761328

We could have Lunch do it.
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>>23761328
You may have a point there. Still, stop hating on platinum, especially since we are using it for the collar.
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You get some leather, some of the precious metal you have sitting in the basement, a collar folded out of paper, a simple latch folded out of paper, and one of the sheets you've used in bondage. You sit down with them in the kitchen and get started on making them into a proper collar.

Roll Alchemy. You get a +5 from temporary foci, so I'll consider the first eight linked 1d100 rolls.
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>>23761328
You're right about the need to transmute the platinum, but I don't see the problem with time. We're making this as a special gift, I don't see why we couldn't take time to get all the perfect materials.
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>>23761328
The original thing that sparked this was >>23761022
>if we have a bit of platinum lying around we could use that.

If we don't have any lying around we won't bother using it as a Focus for this. If we do have it we use it because bonuses are always good.

And yes we should use whatever other pretty metals we have lying about, a bit of bronze, silver, copper, steel, that's just fine. Make sure to leave enough to keep on making the item and not to take out anything of sentimental value.
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>>23761264
There wasn't so much a consensus as a recognition that the discussion was way out of hand and that with the shape shifting ability we could fight all of these battles later on a case by case basis (or have Liz control the shape and avoid all the bickering, but where'd the fun be in that).
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Rolled 89

>>23761370
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Rolled 81

>>23761370
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>>23761370

we were making this one right? and then making it shapeshift.
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Rolled 67

>>23761370
>explodingcollar
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Rolled 85

>>23761370
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Rolled 7

>>23761370
Roll
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Rolled 90

>>23761370
Bondage!
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Rolled 60

>>23761370
Lets make something awesome.
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Rolled 24

>>23761370
nat 1 time
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Rolled 74

>>23761370
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Rolled 10

>>23761370
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>>23761384
>>23761390
>>23761399
>>23761406
4/8, should be good.
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Rolled 49

>>23761370
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Rolled 52

>>23761370
Collar, go!
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Rolled 47

>>23761384
>>23761390
>>23761399
>>23761406
mastercarfted collar is a go
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>>23761392
Wow, that's going to be pretty heavy if it's made from platinum. Hope Liz isn't uncomfortable.
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>>23761464
I liked the idea of a leather collar with platinum highlights.
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>>23761392
I thought it was a 1 hole hybrid of this and pic to come next.
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>>23761464

That's the formal collar, not the everyday.

The everyday just has a nameplate and a platinum clasp.

The low-vis one is just a leather choker with a platinum closure.
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>>23761506
though we could make it have this >>23761392
form when we first put it on her and then show her the base form when she says it is to formal.
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>>23761506
this one looks better
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>>23761559
>>23761534
bestcollar
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>>23761559
>>23761534
That's one pretty collar.
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>>23761534
>>23761559
I like it.
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>>23761570
I always worry when I agree with snapple. Kinda dig the silver over the brass, but it's a pretty narrow margin.
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>>23761534
>>23761559
I love this one omgomgomg
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is everyone ok with the idea that we make it so that Liz can take the collar off in case of an emergency but only we know how to put it on her.

>>23761559
I agree but it needs a name plate that is why i said a hybrid of >>23761506 & >>23761534

though a platinum plate and brass filigree may be sweet
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>>23761534
>>23761559

These are great, thanks anon.
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>>23761633
All it needs is a Drama Clasp. Keeps it on fine, but undoes itself when the item in question is tugged.
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>>23761370
Could we add foci to this collar eventually to have it provide extra defenses for Liz? Kinda like what dad had and I think Pierre? had something similar
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We're on page 10 by the way, we might want a new thread.

>>23761633
Her being able to take it off in an emergency is a very good thing considering where we are.
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>>23761699
No drama clasp forth this.
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>>23761711
The plan (I think) is to enchant the hell out of the collar. We wanted added mental defense, durability, probably speed, maybe camouflage and definitely a teleport to base in case of emergency (a successful mental attack should also trigger it) and probably others.
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>>23761384
>>23761390
>>23761399
>>23761406
Your temporary foci dissolve into ash and the raw material you used - a scoop of yellow mush powder and a lump of gold - twist and reform into a sleek black leather collar with an un-engraved platinum nameplate and a platinum clasp with a loop for a lock in the back. You pick it up and give it a few tugs to make sure that it's nice and sturdy, run your fingers through the inside to make sure it's comfortable - it's seamless and stitchless in the way only something alchemical can be. Maybe later you're hand-engrave the name plate. This should be a good base for what you have planned, at any rate.

"Oh, hey, Mistress," you hear Liz say behind you. "What's up?"

That's where I'm ending this for tonight. I'm going to archive this thread, then stick around to answer questions and chat until this thread 404s.



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