Oh my god it's alive.

>>23791694
Wow. Is this happening?

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Lets do this.

I am <rolls d6, checks result> excited!

For the Emperor!

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Sorry for being late, to those of you on the mailing list. Storm last night effed my plans up a little.

I had to draw three new character sprite sets, as well as new enemies for this one, so we wont get to our next location just yet. But as its been a while anyways, now's a good chance to catch up and refresh on aspects of the game.

After this, I should be back to a monthly update, fingers crossed.

And hey, thanks for being patient.

EVERYDAY IS FUCKING WONDERFUL WHEN YOU'RE BOONE!

Holy fuck. It lives.

FUCKING HELL YES

Hot damn, Boone Quest.

>>23791732
Nothing can stop the Boone train! It can only be temporarily delayed!

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Now, I endevoured to get this out in advance, because the new characters are a little complex, but to those of you who missed it, here's a quick rundown of what's what with these guys.

It may be a handy reference for the rest of the episode.

>>23791911
It can, however, jump the rails. Hope we make it to Admech city.

>>23791932
He mentioned it on his page: he appreciates it, but doesn't think it means that much on their part.

Aww shit son, in on the ground floor.

The "Boone Quest" art looks like Mark Shallow's work.

Is Boone from something he did? If not, where did this come from?

>>23791947
Exact words:
"I don't think one Fantasy Flight writer acknowledging that they've read my shit necessarily makes anything I do canon (most of it really is too sugary) but I am absolutely satisfied all the same. It is more than I deserve or could have hoped for."

>>23791963
The 'Lexus noggin, you name dropping twit.

What is it with female commissars being all the raege these days?

>>23791928
Raege takes careful "aime" when using her gun does she?

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>>23791991

>>23791984
"name dropping"?

link to the archive would be awesome as well, to review the past sessions.

Oh hey, Bonequest! I think I may have missed the last episode, any chance you could link to the previous one for those of us who're too lazy to look through Sup/tg/?

>>23792011
He's mentioned a couple times that he's dyslexic.

>>23792032
I'm just taking the piss.

>>23792028
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21660129/

>>23791928
Does Boone have a condom in her inventory?

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Archives here:
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/BooneQuest/

Here's your current status screen also.

Lastly, a refesher on your own powers
SPECTRAL HANDS: Anything Boone can see, that she could move with her hands, she can move with her mind. Pretty basic stuff. Range is about 30 metres. May be sustained with successful PSYCHIC tests without spending another PSY POINT, unless you fail. Then the object drops (say for example you were using SPECTRAL HANDS to move a dangerous substance for more than one screen. Threshold 10.
TELEPATHY: Allows you to read the surface thoughts of a character. They are generally not aware of this. Threshold 10

HEAL: You close the surface wounds of a character of your choice. Heals 20% of their maximum health per casting. Less effective on the heavily mechanized Threshold 7

FLASHBANG: A support skill. If Boone uses FLASHBANG during a battle then her team members get a free attack in addition to the round that just played. Theoretically, as long as Boone keeps casting FLASHBANG, opponents will never get a chance to hit back. Threshold 6

To do psychic rolls: 1d10+5
8's or 9's mean pheomena, due to the psy-hood's upgrade also weakening the veil slightly.

However, rolling an 8 will never escalate to perils.

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IT IS TIME FOR BOONE QUEST
AH HUE
AH HUE
AH HUE HUE HUE HUE

Rolled 6

>>23792078
A 20% chance of phenomena? This is the best item ever!

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>>23792053
Yep.

Before anything else, take a quick moment to express relief that Raege is alright! Then professionalism. We did just watch like thirty guys just get ruined.

No hugs yet, sadly.

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>>23792013
I thought jur genna like puns like that.
Anyone else noticed the puns in Duty Calls? Like the convent being on a plateau called Gavarone, making the sisters the Nuns of Gavarone. Also Florn Cakes

Rolled 8

>>23792078
Hold in our nosebleed and our pocket spaghetti and debrief.

>>23792132
Who is she trying to get lucky with?

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Rolled 10

>>23792240
Hey, you never know when you might get attacked by a rampaging banana daemon.

>>23792301
That's a good point, I guess.

>>23792240
Fairly certain it's just to keep the gun barrel watertight. American and French troops in Vietnam used condoms to seal off their gun barrels.

>>23792240
You

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RAEGE gives you a look over and nods, content that you've been doing rather well given your circumstances. You're very glad you hit the treadmill when you could, also.

Is there anything of particular signifigance to your mission you think you should mention to her?

>>23792301
Or maybe she hopes for a very peculiar perils of /d/e warp roll?

>>23792379
We're dealing with a limited time table, think we have a couple methods of entry to SAPP's compound but want to secure the ADMECH temple .

>>23792379
Tell Raege everything. In slow. Sensual. Detail. Getting ever closer.

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>>23792396
like this?

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>>23792240
Many/most items in the game have no set use, and are up to the player to find a use for, if there even is one.

Some people have seen the CONDOM as a hat tip to another, far more beloved quest and, while this isn't intentional, I'm fine with that.

Holy Shit! I thought Boone Quest was dead!

>>23792379
Mention that it's not just genemodding that Sapp's people are up to, but xenotech usage and maybe Warp-related nonsense, and that just because her pet psyker isn't going to target US, he made no such promises about the rest of the party.

Also the sniper we can call in once per session.

>>23792379
Can you actually brief in full? I mean, either you fill someone in or you just give them a brief summary, surely.

>>23792379
Tell her succinctly of what happened since we got here. The sapp problem, Sapp's abilities, and the fact that while we can't know for sure, it's likely that she'll be our biggest threat once we get to her. She might not be a giant mecha monster techpriest or a powerful psyker, but she's the highest ranking cultist and that means she'll probably have some warp-based abilities and "gifts" from her traitorous gods. We shouldn't underestimate her.

Rolled 5

>>23792379
Okay...
So, I assume you know about the rogue industrialist. She's been converting soldiers through a heretical serum mix of traitor Astartes and Tyranid genes.

She's got two big underlings. The first is a big Heretek guy who's infused with Necron technology. We managed to put him out of commission, but he'll be back. The second is a beta-level psyker, highly unstable.

They're planning to contaminate the planet's water supply with the aforementioned serum. We've recruited a number of local forces or fellow Guardsmen to take them down. You took out the bulk of her infantry, so it's down to the enhanced soldiers now.

We were just on our way to scavenge some supplies from an Admech facility. Then you showed up.

>>23792476
Beats me. Heard it on Life on Mars.

>>23792439
No. Dick growth.
That stuff is boring vanilla shit.

>>23792516
>>23792516
On Mars you say? Must be a Tech Priest thing. Probably can do a full report briefly in binary.

>>23792448
Okay. I'm new to Boonequest, so I just wanted to make sure that I know what's going on.

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>>23792478
>>23792508
One thing you say causes the Commissar some confusion.

>>23792688
"The guy's part toaster, they always get back up"

>>23792688
necron magic.
they don't have to explain how it works, we don't have to either.

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>>23792688
We have a reliable source.

Rolled 8

>>23792688
He's got his schematics backed up on a computer in the bowels of this place. Long as it's around, he'll keep coming. We once abandoned him briefly, and a few hours later he was fifty meters tall.
We've damaged it, but we need to feed it some codes to shut it down outright. That's why we're scavenging.
Incidentally, do you have any trading cards?

>>23792688
Theres a machine down in the mines that sorta...re-animates him. We haven't shut it down completely as we still need codes. Hoping to find the last we need at the ADMECH temple. Unless she knows the stats of those comissar trading cards...

>>23792742
Raege nods, and reaches into her coat.

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>>23792829
Hey, how about with a picture this time, eh?

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You got a COMMISSAR COLLECTOR CARD

Rolled 9

>>23792922
Flip it flip it flip it

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and the back

>>23792922
Those are some damn sexy shades he's got there.

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>>23792922
Time fer huntin' gneretics.

Rolled 3

>>23792954
Commbead Leo, tell her OVRH is 66.

>>23792954
Wait, since when was Raege disgraced? Or is this something that everyone except me knows and by asking this I'm making a fool of myself?

Rolled 5

>>23793026
Had a nervous breakdown, murdered 170 of her own soldiers and lost the battle in the process.
This was about fifty years, several friendships, and a lost shoulder ago, so she's mostly peachy now.

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>>23792983
LEOKADIA sadly informs you that the code doesnt seem to work.

>>23793097
Oh, huh. I never got that memo. Dayum.

Rolled 2

>>23793137
Try variants of 19812.

>>23793137
Code is 2.

>>23793137
The Imperium is using the metric system.
They measure distances in kilometers and all.

>>23793199
So does the US military.

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>>23793168
That gets the desired result! Nice work!

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>>23793208
>>23793199
This is true, sorry. Doops

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Mr C, can you do more cheesecake of Boone and Rage? Have some Raege ala Muju, people would love to see you try your hand at it.

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>>23793313

>>23793208
And all the rest of this planet, except for Thailand, Liberia and the USA.

>>23793313
I imagine I will, at some stage, but it's not really my forte.

>>23793375
Hooray!

>>23793375
Godspeed soldier!

>>23793313
THIS THIS THIS

>>23793329
I'm guessing Liberia uses the Imperial System like us, but what does Thailand use?

SO ANYWAY BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND, I guess we head to the mechanicus temple/shrine/place/thing?

Rolled 8

>>23793478
Enough with measurement systems and pornography! We're going to the temple!

More time for pickup lines that way.

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>>23793478
Raege grabs your hand and breaks into a brisk jog. LOCKE and TOULLEMONDE follow.

>>23793547
Yes ma'am!

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>>23793476
The Baht.

Rolled 2

>>23793547
>Raege grabs your hand
Try not to blush.

Fail miserably.

>>23793547
Kill self.

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Roll a d20 for your first random encounter!

Rolled 2

I really hope that it's some level two Sapp freaks for Raege and Tollemonde to mulch.

>>23793547
>stay close to me
GO IN FOR THE HUG

Rolled 5

>>23793639
No!

What are we, some common fangirl? We shall hug her when the time is right, and no other!

capcha: ntsvlek friends
More than that, capcha. So much more.

>>23793547
We must totally hide all close behind her so we run into her when she stops.

>>23793721
I...I'm sorry...it's just been so long.

Rolled 10

>>23793789
Indeed it has, friend. The roll is:
>>23793623
Let's see what shows up.

>>23793789
Good things to those who wait, etc.

We've come a long way since the start of the quest, don't have to lean on Raege so much.

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A nice low roll!
Looks like all you have is some INFECTED WORKERS to deal with. A warm up of sorts.

I'm rolling initiative over here, I encourage you to do also.
I'll also need you to roll a seperate d6 to determine RAEGES action.

All others, you may choose.

Rolled 1

>>23793947

Rolled 17 + 1

>>23793947
Call in a sniper shot for starters. Everyone else, charge or shoot.

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Rolled 5

Now I'll actually roll...

Rolled 1

Now rolling for Raeges accuracy

>>23793947
What kinda work were they doing with crowbars.

Hot-shot las.
I want to see some LUMEN BLAST.
Toullemonde, chop.

Raege, random action.

Rolled 13 + 1

>>23794019
Is that a hit? Tell me that's a hit. That should be a hit.

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>>23793965
>>23793973
>>23793985
>>23794019

You have initiative!

RAEGE fires a burst from her AUTOPISTOL, but the shots go wild (25% chance to miss = rolling a1 on a d4) She curses bitterly.

Fortunately, these guys aren't really up to much, and LOCKE, TOULLEMONDE and KLONA (the sniper) have them shut down pretty fast.

>>23794245
My god, he's WOLVERINE!

Rip n' tear Raege! Rip n' Tear!

raege confirmed for being an ork.
she does whatever she wants, brings the dakka out, misses every shot. ork.

>>23794254
Was not expecting that.
Concealed blades + Autosanguine...

Rolled 11

>>23794265
I think we killed 'em already.

Rollan for next encounter!

>>23794265
There's nothing left to rip and tear!
She seems disappointed in herself for failing to look cool in front of you.

Now, here is a good time to ask the GM any other questions or things you may have forgotten or missed.

OR

You can roll your next random encounter, because today is an extra long combat session.
(sorry if thats emphatically not your bag. Combats gonna wind down in later sessions, and I wanted to give the impression of a dangerous mission)

>>23794312
How many more codes until the giant computer gets shut down for good? One?

Rolled 9

>>23794334
I think so.

Rolled 8

>>23794312
Say, "It's okay, Connie. Next time for sure."
Ask questions later. Encounter now.

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Rolled 19

>>23794300
CRAP.

Looks like a fighter got through! Looks like a sickening mix of imperial and xenos tech!!

Rolled 12 + 1

>>23794547
Try to snipe and everyone else shoot.

>>23794547

Looks like a good time for a flashbang.

>>23794581
try rolling the d6 seperately, i think it keeps coming out as a 1

>>23794618

Will a flashbang even work on a vehicle?

Rolled 3

>>23794624

Rolled 10

>>23794627
LET'S FIND OUT.

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Okay! Looks like we have some solid plans here!

But, as the FIGHTER got intitiative, it goes first.
It blasts TOULLEMONDE with a LIGHTNING ARC, promptly making his DISPLACEMENT FIELD move him!

Roll one more D6

Rolled 5

>>23794812

>>23794851
Guess no backstab for us.

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>>Good quests keepin me up all night err'y night on /tg/ with work in the morning.
>>Finally get a night off to go to sleep early.
>> BooneQuest returns from half year hiatus.

You're killing me fagot. You're LITERALLY KILLING ME.

>>23794851

Hoo boy. Fighting a jet, and the guy with the volcano pistol's out of commission.

Flashbang, maybe we can crash it.

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>>23794618
>>23794627
>>23794658

CRITICAL FLASHBANG!!!
CRITICAL FLASHBANG!!!!

MAH GAW!

You opponent forfeits its next move!

and yours is still going!

Anything specific for LOCKE?

>>23794950
Quarter year. But I'm still really sorry man.

>>23794989
Shotgun, for now. Try to plink at it. Raege's chosen option seems to be to jump the thing and rip its guns off, so we should be pretty clear now.

>>23794989
shoot it with your lightning bits!

>>23794989
LOCKE! HIJACK THAT FIGHTER!

Rolled 15

>>23795081

Can we do that? Rolling to do that regardless.

>>23794989
Don't suppose our snoipa friend could put a shot through the viewport and into the pilot?

>>23795101
Well, his sheet does say he specializes in vehicles...

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>>23794950

Fuck it man, I like Boone Quest more than this job anyways.

>>23795081
You! I like you.

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>>23795068
The shotgun doesn't seem to do much on an armored vehicle, sadly.

RAEGE leaps into the air and dismantles the LIGHTNING ARC!

The vehicle doesn't get its next turn, so it's back to you!

>>23795101
Raege: Interpret "sunder weapon" to "smash cockpit."
Boone: Call Klon, shoot the pilot.
Locke: Get in.

Rolled 13

>>23795225
Locke hijack!

>>23795225
Let Connie continue to punch it while Boone swoons to her antics. After connie has PF'd it down go and hug her.

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>>23795197
>>23795114
>>23795101
>>23795081
I wanna encourage this sorta shit!!
If you wanna spend about 5 pp, and roll a d100, LOCKE can totall remotely access this fighter!

Rolled 12

>>23795282
Lets do this!

Rolled 17

>>23795282

DO EET.

>>23795305
Low is good for 40k systems, right? Right?

Rolled 71

>>23795305
Fuckin /tg/ dice never let us have any fun.

>>23795244
You need to ROLL for RAEGES action.
Boone can use her turn to call KLONA if you like, though. That'll be your second for this session though.

Rolled 6

>>23795282
Ill add my power to my fellow dice rollers

Rolled 83

>>23795282

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Rolled 84

>>23795305
>>23795312
>>23795321

Why dice why?

Rolled 4

>>23795318
I was saying it before the result came in, and Raege's current order was to break a weapon.

>>23795144
>>23791319
Btw, you should really check out Lamia quest, the writefag is pretty decent, And the premise is excellent.

Rolled 11

>>23795282
Rollin

Rolled 3

>>23795424
STOP GETTING BAD ROLLS

Rolled 49

>>23795437
Excuse you?

Rolled 2

>>23795437
Had a feeling it'd happen.

Rolled 16

>>23795476
what the fuck

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>>23795349
RAEGE climbs aboard the FIGHTER's wing and delivers a massive punch to it, bringing it closer.

LOCKE begins to charge up!

BOONE puts through a COMMBEAD CALL to KLONA, who kills the co-pilot, preventing the vehicle from escaping!

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>>23795305
Low rolls are indeed good......

Rolled 48

>>23795616
It shall be ours. The staff car will be avenged.

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aaaaaand

LOCKE TAKES IT!!!!

>>23795757
Yes! YES!

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Now what?

>>23795802
Connie hug time!

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>>23795802

SURF AROUND ON THE SPACEBOAT

LIKE A BOSS

Rolled 23

>>23795802
Now we fix it up some, so we can ram it into something later.

>>23795833
Seconded!

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>>23795833
Thirded!

For, uh, high ground advantages, and, uh, intimidation.

And being lifted up on the prow by the commissar.

>>23795926
I come back and now we have a spaceship...
Fly onwards if anyone has the pilot skill.

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LOCKE lowers the FIGHTER to the ground, upon opening the cockpit, it is revealed that the remaining pilot, fearing capture, has taken his own life.

LOCKE says it wont take long to repair any damage, and TOULLEMONDE, as a VOIDBORN can pilot it with ease, as long as its only for a little while (he is not thrilled at the hybrid tech)

Its only a two seater, but if LOCKE magnetises himself to the ship (1pp) and you're willing to sit on the RAEGE's lap, you will indeed all fit.

You'll have two more random encounters to do, but hey YOU'LL BE IN A SHIP!

Open to the idea?

>>23796086
You had me at "sitting on Raege's lap."

>>23796086
Yes. Very yes.

>>23796086
>and you're willing to sit on the RAEGE's lap

...Is this some kind of trick?

>>23796086
Yes. If only we could be the ones surfing on the outside, so cool.

Rolled 68

>>23796086
> Two more encounters
> In SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Who wouldn't be, Brolexus?

>>23796086
>we got a pilot this session
>we got a mechanic this session
>the first ship's a two-seater
Sign from the Emprah, boys. We ride, and we cop a surreptitious feel in the process.

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LOCKE begins fixing the ship, muttering that it's only an atmospheric fighter. He Does what he can to replace the heretical tech with the spare parts he's carrying.

RAEGE takes you aside for a quick question.

Alright, so who's the joker who keeps adding nods to /tg/ fanon to the FFG books? I know you're in here. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!

>>23796250

Since when did we have any form of armoured support?

>>23796252
What you wanna fight about it?

>>23796279

You're damn right I wanna fight about it. /tg/ fanon is great because it has nothing to do with the canon, any attempts to merge or integrate it with the actual canon will only result in tragedy for both sides!

>>23796250
Not much. There's a ship in orbit that might be able to support, and the squad's got a few heavy weapons. Honestly, this is the first aircraft we've encountered.

>>23796288
Deal with it nerd. I can't wait until you see what I sneaked into the next Black Crusade book.

>>23796086

Does he need to magnetise himself to the ship?

Hes stripping out and replaceing components.

He could easily make a nice slot for himself to fit into.

>>23796250
STOP TALKING AND LET ME SIT ON YOUR LAP

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>>23796303

YOU FIEND! YOU'VE DOOMED IT ALL!

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>>23796297
She seems incredulous. She encourages you to think carefully.

>>23796423

Ohshi- this is the DM going 'are you sure?'.

I honestly don't remember if we do or not. It's been a while. Anyone searching the previous adventures got something?

>>23796423
Like, 60-65% sure.

>>23796423
...Backing down, backing down...

>>23796423

Guys I'm just a drifter but even I know what this means, you'd better get on the ball. Ciao.

>>23796449
I don't remember any aircrafts either, but I don't want to displease raege.

>>23796423
Sure about no air support or sure about getting in?

>>23796493

She said anti-aircraft, you daft fool. Meaning do you have anybody with big guns pointed upwards.

Methinks we should send a quick message to our comrades about our acquisition. In a hopefully discrete way.

I'm seriously drawing a blank here on some of the details.

>>23796423
Do you know something we don't?

>>23796086
Wait, wasn't that Cain?

Rolled 42

>>23796423
"I..I dunno!"

Roll to see if she cries and if so, how hard.

We could paint an Aquila on our new ride.

>>23796423
We've got Cuddles and Nada up at a watchtower. They've been doing some, I think.

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>>23796446
>>23796449
>>23796585
RAEGE sighs and shakes her head a little.

She apologises for testing you, but assures you that she only does it because you need to keep your wits about you to survive. She gives you a little clap on the shoulder and paces away.

>>23796637
>>23796658
Arrrgh, by two minutes!

>>23796637
>>23796658
OH, COME ON

Rolled 16

>>23796658
Rolling to see if we cry, and if so, how hard.

>>23796725
No! We're a big girl now. No crying on the battlefield. So we forgot, now we know. Keep this shit in mind, keep our shit together, and get this shit on the road (or in the air, as it were).

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>>23796663
>>23796668
Sorry, that's the issue with having to make frames as i go, I'll miss some posts. Since it was a tricky question (mentioned about 11 months back) and you only JUST missed it, we can do-over.

RAEGE requests that you send a TELEPAHY message to CUDDLES to give her a heads up.

(I cant seem to delete the other file, sorry)

>>23796658
Quietly thank her.

BUT THAT WAS TOTALLY WITHIN THE DEADLINE GUYS COME ON

>>23796775
Contact Cuddles: "Cuddles, Boon here. Be advised, we've hooked up with Boss Hoss and are now traveling in some very trashy style."

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>>23796805
You need to make a TELEPATHY roll

Difficulty is 10

>>23796775
We've captured an enemy fighter, don't shoot the one with the techpriest hanging off the side. Anything come up?

Rolled 1 + 4

>>23796841

Rolled 4 + 4

>>23796841
Mind powers go!

Rolled 6 + 5

>>23796841
Oh, my bad. Thought that was your deal.

rollan d10+5

Rolled 7 + 4

>>23796879
>>23796853
>>23796875
...Wait, how does this work? Do we burn three PP and then succeed?

>>23796879
Our Willpower bonus is +5.
Well, he's the first guy to roll it right, so I say this result.

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>>23796879
You sucessfully send a message to CUDDLES.

LOCKE informs everyone that he has finished repairing the FIGHTER.

AAAALL ABOOOOARD!!!

>>23797022
Huzzah!

We try to not think naughty thoughts as we sit in Raege's lap. We do not think about her muscular, athletic physique or the firm yet soft bosom pressing against our back. We most certainly do not pay much mind to the sound of her breathing so near our delicate ears. Focused on the mission. Eeyup.

>>23797022
What kinda weapons we sporting on this thing?

>>23797069
Yes, we are a focused and devoted servant of the emperor, and we are not going to think such thoughts about the Commissar.

About her hardened, yet tender hands brushing against our skin while her smooth, stern voice issues us commands, and about her soft, silvery hair blowing in the wind.

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>>23797145
Couple of autocannons, presently.
(Good thing we never got any of that)

We are go!
Roll a d20 to see what's next!

Rolled 15

>>23797283
>mfw Aquila on the side

awww yeah

Rolled 5

>>23797283
I hope nothing blows up.

Unless we want it to blow up, then I do hope it blows up.

>>23797283
So, the electric thing was an antipersonnel weapon?

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>>23797292
OOh...shit.
I'm sorry guys. Rolls are rolls.

>>23797385
>thunderthighs

Mr. Toullemonde, five rounds rapid.

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>>23797385
Nice growths, basement dweller!

>>23797385
I have had enough of this faggot.

Use spectral hands to give him a cosmic wedgie!

>>23797385
Kill it with air-to-ground fire!

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>>23797407
AAAGh!
Fuck this guy!!

Rolled 14

>>23797385
Reroll.

>>23797509
FFFFFF-

HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS

>>23797530
>HOLD ONTO CONNIE'S BUTT

Fixed that for you.

>>23797509

OUT OUT OUT.

ENGAGE

>>23797502
Do the "psychic nutcrush."

No, wait, he might enjoy it.

>>23797509

SNIPER SUPPORT PLS

>>23797515
With Toullemonde?
That's a bit of a late suggestion, sadly.

>>23797563
WHAT THIS ONE SAID, WHILST HE'S DISTRACTED

>>23797509
HE DIES HERE

FIGHT MODE ENGAGED

>>23797567
Thought it would be a "*bamph* ur a faget *bamph*" like last time.

He couldn't take us when we had a sniper. Now, we've got a sniper, a jet, and Connie.

Mulch the fucker.

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>>23797563
KLONA has already fired too shots today! She needs to recallibrate!

>>23797548
You mean out of the ship?!

>>23797650

Execute Order 66.

>>23797650

He's holding on to the ship somehow.

Tol' stay to try and regain control, the rest of us bail to fight him on the ground.

Rolled 10 + 5

Flash bang! (hope we got PP left)

>>23797650
If we can fire an autocannon at him, then no. If we can't, then yes.

>>23797686
Fuckin' a, two critical flashbangs in a day?
Welp, that's settled! Flashbang to break his hold, then fire a salvo!

Rolled 5

>>23797686
Praise the Emperor!

Unleash the Raege! Rolling for Connie, if we can.

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>>23797748
>accurate plasma pistol shot
>critical flashbang
>we're in a fighter with autocannons

Could it be....?

>>23797795
If he doesn't get out, there won't be enough left to scrape off the walls.

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>>23797686
CRIT FLASHBANG!!!!!

LOCKE is held to the ship, but, insensed YOU dive from the ship to sort WALDRIP out.

RAEGE naturally follows. Ready to pummel.
WALDRIP has been distracted.

>>23797891

Locke. Disegage magnetism pls.

Mr Tol. Pls BRRRT

>>23797891
We got that roll for Raege, let's follow suit with our own laspistol

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>>23797891
Start shouting, "SHE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!"

Then pic.

Comp crashed. Bear with me a sec.

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>>23798149

>>23798149
Clearly, it crashed because it couldn't handle the whoopass.

>>23798149
It's all good

>>23798149

Time to go. For Bear.

>>23798149

Alright, but I hope you go full boar from here on out.

I swear to the god emporer if this dude trashes our flyer...

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RAEGE lines up a shot with her PLASMA PISTOL and gets a direct hit on WALDRIP, while he is blinded. ASTOUNDINGLY, it doesn't kill him....

YOU are falling

>>23798682
wait what

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Rolled 43

>>23798682

Oh good lord.

I was expecting the craft to have been skimming the ground due to the pic...

/scream like a girl

>>23798698
Boone is floaty, apparently.

Rolled 100

>>23798682
We've got this, we can land gracefully.

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>>23798709

....Yep

/scream like a little girl

>>23798682
Aim for Connie's open arms.

>>23798709

NECKBREAKER

GAME. OVER.

>>23798709

SHITSHITSHIT

Can Spectral Hands do anything in this situation? I can't think of anything else that isn't going to result in a bumpy landing.

>>23798709
It's over! Game over! You've fucked us, mang!

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>>23798724
>>23798792
>>23798821
>>23798828

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>>23798709

>>23798709
WHAT IS HAPPENING

WE NEED TO KNOW

IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS

>>23798921
man, it already ended.
it's done, it's gone.

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>>23798709
This is what we get for critting so goddamn often with Flashbang.

Curse you /tg/ dice gods, for you taketh as good as you giveth!

>>23798938
but.... wait. The reroll!

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RAEGE decides to catch you instead of firing a second shot at the defeated WALDRIP

WALDRIP has been hurt at long last. he will not RANDOM ENCOUNTER again. DM's honor.

You guys did reall well in this one. And your disregard for your own safety and hattrick of psychic powerhousing is well impressive.

>>23798949

Hey, you're right. Does this count as a combat roll, though?

>>23798971

Oh well. Nevermind.

>>23798968
Thank Emps for Raege. Good lord, that was a close one.

>>23798971
Too late, now. At least we've removed WALDRIP from future random encounters.

Rolled 9

>>23798949
Let's try this.

>>23798968
Oh right, Raege guard. Totally forgot about that.