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bumpin

Hey OP,
Can you do me a robot voice saying:
"I do enjoy me some pickles."

>>23807747
sorry vocaroo seems to fail me my mic is spazzing out can't do it

>>23807747
tried again and this time it worked
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HTAb670upk
sorry can't do a robot very well though i tried

>>23807797
So you can't do voice acting at this time? In this voice acting thread? Hmm....
How inopportune...

>>23807862
working again brah

>>23807862
>>23807847
Never mind, it sounds good.
What can you do well?

>>23807894
people mostly
but anything non-human i suck

>>23807908
but you know humanoid races such as dwarves and elves and orks and such arent too much of a problem

Okay, How about an elderly gentleman saying:
"If there are two things I don't like, it's robots and pickles"

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>>23807640

Oh, how fortuitous.

I just made this and thought I'd share it with you guys.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lMKv2ChMr4

>>23807640
"His hands clutch the squegee, like a secular rosary."

Any voice you think is appropriate for that line.

>>23807973
the mic went full retard again but here goes
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16siCCcAJAq
gave it my best shot but vocaroo can't into mic settings

>>23807998
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zGPno1AA1b
like this it could work for a futuristic setting or some shit i mean seriously vocaroo is fucking me hard

>>23807973

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YlNnmNNCZ9

Thought I'd give it a shot as well.

>>23808130
Haha! yes
Now I just need to find a situation in which I can use this.

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>>23808130

Holy crap that is awesome

I have one
"Here we see this turtle, this poor, poor turtle. Making it's way slowly, oh so slowly, across the street. This determined creature woke up sometime this morning, or whenever turtles wake up, and decided it was going places. However, this sad turtle, this sad, sad turtle, had no idea the difficulties that awaited him, such as, MY CAR!"
Whatever you think best suits this.

"BEHOLD THE GLORY OF MY ULTIMATE WEAPON! MISSILE TITS!"

In whatever style you think is most hilarious.

>>23808405

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OlEsjilXAu

"Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly, truly, truly outrageous."

>>23808587
I'm dying

>>23807985
brb going on galactic quest to recover sides from the center of the universe.

why do many RPG's sound better with english accents? (the more pompous the better)

playan' all manner of RPG's here in canada after moving here from SW UK 6 yrs ago, and everyone loves the dialogue.

>especially as the charismatic rogue, or the overzealous spess murheen chaplain.

>>23808587
Wow this is amazing. You should do this more often.
This is way better then draw threads

The convoluted wording of legalisms grew up around the necessity to hide from ourselves the violence we intend toward each other. Between depriving a man of one hour from his life and depriving him of his life there exists only a difference of degree. You have done violence to him, consumed his energy. Elaborate euphemisms may conceal your intent to kill, but behind any use of power over another the ultimate assumption remains: "I feed on your energy."

"Look, she likes it lads! Here we go, looks like I'm about to strike oil! Har har har!"

What do you think of this?
"I have come to the conclusion that the most dangerous person to a stratified community is a gamer with access to the power to change things. Mostly because a gamer can analyze the "rules" such as they are and then interpret in such a way as to completely shift the paradigm."

Here you go. my 2 cents.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TQmaIHOZaH

Throwing out the offer of Irish-y vocals, if anyone wants 'em. Suitable for Dwarves, rougher humans, or whatever.
Also other end of the spectrum, I can do an upper-class gent, if it's of interest.

Not a voice actor, just bored and wanna help.

>>23809605
Can you do something like
"Magrutsky, get off yer arse and get some more ale!"

>>23809638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mzxq1uRk40
There. Mic seems to be iffy though, there's quite a bit of excess noise.

>>23809680
It's fantastic. Thank you.

>>23809738
No worries.

"To those listening: It would appear I have been slain, else you would have no cause to listen, but that is beside the point. The issue at hand is that with my death, the odds of the world as we know it lasting until the end of the month is a generous assumption at best. Please, I beg of you- not something I do often you understand- please take my notes. In them are transcribed the materials you need to save us all. Please. You reap what you sow, and Harvest is coming."

In any voice you see fitting. It would be a vocal imprint left on a magical orb.

>>23809181
Got bored, did this.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xZ3PIJpxfx
Tried for a refined voice, but I'm not a refined person, so it's up to you what you think of it.

>>23809866
Sounded necromancer-y, so I thought I'd try it out with what I imagine the voice of someone missing some vocal cords would sound like:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QoGprydtbV

>>23809957
>Necromancer
>Saving the world
>wut?

>>23809957
I see. The actual character is a mage, though what kind has yet to be decided. I like what you did with it but it is a bit difficult to understand.

>>23810003
Repentance?
"Good" Necromancer.
Death priests?

I realise the choice of wording was bad, but there are ways it could happen.

Also it's late, leave me alone *pouts*.

>>23809866

Had a go at this. Not a vocaroo thing, but see if this works:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/7i3oqp26v46lwse/vo_thread.mp3

>>23809638

Also had a shot at this. https://www.dropbox.com/s/b9kbt12ebemerlz/ale_dwarf.mp3

>>23807973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1twVoDB5vt4
I don't know, man. I tried to do a crazy prospector/miner kinda voice.

>>23810048
Not sure if that's the mic, or my voice, I gave it another try.

Dead voice:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ebLa0zyHRn

Tried for a more upper-class voice:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fvFvejOMEo

>>23808504
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03zgQkeQR4M
What the fuck am I doing with my life?

Just curious, any girls tried voice recording in these threads?

>>23810146
Nevermind, got the links here:

Dwarf thing: http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w7wCVM2lNB

And the post-mortem recording yoke:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qcqLdU3a8Q

>>23808677
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vYroHGlFgA

by any chance is this related to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn_DU7qcMbg

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Anyone want to try their hand reading this?

While we are on the subject, /tg/ do you know any voice changing software/ programs or anything I can use in my games?

>>23810285
You want to be the little girl dont you?

>>23810285

Get audacity mate. It's free software and there are plenty of effects that come with it.

>>23810277
idk

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pktpy1IrOG

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DO IT!

>>23810472
i crie evrtim

excellent work

Try this one out for size. Go for a cowboy-like theme.

"Have any of you seen a man by the name of Pete Jackson? He's wanted for horse-theft and murder. Theres a 100 dollar bounty for information leading to his arrest."

A smartass trooper responding to an order with something along the lines of "Yeah, sure thing mom, I'll make sure the other kids don't start eating paint chips,"

"You cannot hide. I can smell the meat rotting in your gut."
and
"Hello. I want to lick the inside of your ribcage."

>>23810638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13wv2RU4Yjr

How bout that?

Do you recall a mysterious black marketeer and smuggler called Otto with whom you used to dine and plot and play the biscuit game at the Old Pizzle in Dover?

Yes! I was the waitress.

Yes. (begins massaging player's shoulders) You see, I am a colossal pervert. No form of sexual depravity is too low for me. Animal, vegetable or mineral -- I'll do anything to anything.

>>23810723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q7joc8MQ0H

Wasn't too sure what you were looking for...perhaps something more guttural?

"Was it only you who was being pampered by Father?
To be embraced...To be gazed at...To be loved by Father...
That illusion of yours. I will shatter it.
The one whom Father loves is...The one he really loves, is ME!"

>>23810740
That's nice. Real nice. The addition on the end was great, the original seemed to kinda float in the air.

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>>23807985
Yes. Yes.

-Perhaps a motto for our enterprise? "Blessed are the meek.. for they shall be slaughtered!"

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>>23810791

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JHkqlONxpA

Slaanesh approves

>>23810723

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mCyVDsB89m

>>23810809
my laptop speakers just stopped functioning, sorry

>>23810723
>>23810905

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OolQYmDIsM

And the second one.

>>23810899

Delicious.

>>23810723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Dd6DPTrUuy

>>23811013
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0akZzHEQttx

>>23810897
I decided to do a couple of different voices for this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s136ep6k84zS
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FG6YwW7R1k
http://vocaroo.com/i/s190WZGF1SQj

Surprisingly well spoken drug dealer
> I could give less of a damn if it has nice breasts, it has claws the size of bloody scimitars so shoot the bitch and stop hitting on it.

>>23810669
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZB1LuaxQmv

>>23811207
COULDN'T! If you could give less of a damn it means you give a damn.

>>23810809
It's sounds like a very wheezy Vegeta/Freeza.

>>23810669

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BPiAb00gjU

Thought I'd give it a shot.

>>23807973
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vEHwL9YgEK
Gave it a shot as well. Any good?

>>23809181
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EcxbWDDdC9
Gave it a shot

>>23810723
Set 1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DvymZWBEcP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rOZRdeaYzJ
Set 2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EePTUBAfzf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fweli9gJhm

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>>23813002
>>23813503
<3 you guys

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bump for the love of voice acting.

I'm rather bored, myself. Taking requests, not that I'm a pro or anything.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VGA9jaTOxc

Death to the enemies of /tg/.

>>23811207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1L67xqSd4qh

>>23811207
>>23813122
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17jf7oxp91I

>>23810820
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06yz9XDah0P

It bothers me I sound like such a sleezebag.

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>>23807985
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lMKv2ChMr4

>>23814347

Oh gosh that's brilliant

"No... No this wasn't how it was supposed to go. Get up you bastard, get your ass up and get back to work! There's no way you're going out like this, you've killed Beholders and Rustmonsters, you slayed a god damn Dragon. But no, one little sword wound and you call it quits?! Get up. Get. Up. That's more like it! Get on your feet and draw steel, we're having our duel if it kills the both of us."

A section of a speech given by the BBEG when one of the PC's got dropped to 1 point away from death.

>>23811207
Take 1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kDudZfRfO4
Take 2
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14WRtM7wXnP
Take 3: The Takening
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lkica49Rr2

>>23814448
Describe the BBEG a bit?

>>23814448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bpOcizObbM
Gotta fix the echo.

>>23814469
Human Warlord, very stubborn and honorable. I always imagine him with a bit of a cockney accent but the game was over skype so the voice is up to you.

>>23814491
Aside from the echo I very much like this.

>>23814448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aumMjlIs3R

>>23814539
Opened up Audacity, tried it again.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11HGg13whjv

>>23814448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UCE93hYv96
Did it before you posted the description. Oh well.

>>23814574
>>23814616
>>23814624

Yesssss goooooood.

>>23814448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WL14UH8k6M
Hovering around Cockney, might try again

>>23808130

I vote this the 'Voice' of /tg/

>>23814515

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d9XQAYtz81

Cockney...ish? No. I don't know.

>>23814684
Go more stereotypical. Like, way over the top. Then once you pass that, go about two more miles. Then you hit Cockney.

>>23809100
Maybe a little too informercial, but that's a pretty verbose paragraph bro.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06nmuzkz8RK

>>23808130
... are you a professional voice actor?

>>23814729
I'm guessing he is, cause GODDAMN

>>23814729
>>23814753

I'm actually not.

I'd LIKE to be, though. I just have no idea how to break in.

>>23814676

Here here.

>>23809100
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aezdujjSIS

As well as a request.
>Crieth now the skies the black tears of the heavens. May the gods walk among us and shelter us from this storm.

>>23814775
Become a hobo, like that guy with the golden radio voice,

>>23814775

Start regular acting if you haven't, search online for upcoming animated internet series being made. If you feel keen, move to some of the area's where voice actors will be petitioned more (big decision but important if you want to go pro)

>>23814817
What kind of character is saying that? Race, age, ETC.

Obviously some sort of Cleric or Paladin

>>23810723

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IRzMn583hz

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sqdW7xzzco

The second one I tried really hard to sound completely fucked up.

>>23814843
Middle-aged half-elf theologist, male.

>>23814850

I'm makin' this happen. I hope.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nsa5DgXYl1

Persona Campaign set in 1950s New York City. Character is a closeted gay guy with severe rage and violent tendencies he never gets to let out. I sort of picture Riff from West Side Story. He tried to get the party to murder him rather than own up to what he's got going on inside.

"Back in the mist you made me glare at that guy who looked just like me. The sc-scary one, the one who was going to cut my fucking head off.
He turned into a goddamn monster and you made me say I'm him. That he's me. That we're one and the same. How's that supposed to make me feel?
To have to own up to that? To have to admit that deep down I want nothing more than to just...hurt things. To take all this bullshit I've been through
ever since you came to town and got your little friends to pick up a card and start playing superheroes? HUH? To make me have to own up to what I really am?"

"Face it, Jack. You should've just let it kill me. I'm a coward for the benefit of us all."

"And hell, maybe...maybe if I did grow a spine I'd be better. Learn to adapt. BUT YOU KEPT FORCING THE ISSUE. So...s-s-so just look at me now. Look at me now, Jack."

"I'm beautiful now. I'm important now! I've got something to me now! I don't get to HIDE ANYMORE!"

"I'm IMPORTANT. I'M JUST LIKE YOU."

...just look at me now."

>>23810767
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08S3AHGO7BH

Having a voice that makes me be mistaken for a woman in many an online videogame, I leveraged that fact to my advantage for what will surely be a hilarious performance.

>>23814850
Mmkay, gave it a shot.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1WcRkFL9L9R
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ed2jZkhQcG
>obligatory gay elf joke
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HRWV83G3vi

>Delta Green Operative form South Cali
Look if it's wearing a skirt and singing happy songs about love and peace at ground fucking zero of an incursion you chin the bitch.

>>23814912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LGC1IDX1os

You guys are giving me a sore throat now.

>>23814912

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H8Ls7AMdCu

I tried.

>>23814981
Might be a bit nasally, hayfever.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1S7TMuQYKFk

>>23815012
>>23815012
Loved it, great work.

>>23814981

How about a pseudo-midwest accent instead?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aFOT4ZAhNf

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Hey /tg/ I have some requests for you guys, because last time I did this, everyone had a good time. I even made a friend.

“Commandant Hart came up to me and begged of me: ‘Please stop promoting me Leon! Its not funny anymore!’ I responded: ‘Well, Centurion Hart...”

Or, if you don't enjoy that one. Something a little more grandiose.

With one thousand thunderous roars, and a mighty clarion call of cannon fire; Ten full Armoured legions charged into the fray, Lord Tarzenko’s finest hour had begun.

>>23814981
Go-go authentic walkie-talkie equalization!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xoO1ynex2N

>>23815072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UNZK7BatCS

>>23815072

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oEUsi48HC

>>23815059

Thanks anon!

>>23810723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DYWBna8ArK

i tried

i have a buzzing in my mic, is it just because it's cheep or is there something i might be able to do about it?

>>23815072
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DUItdL7kM2
Did both.

>>23815076
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xoO1ynex2N
I don't know why but that last beep made me giggle.

>>23814981
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IFx7J8HbKb
That was horrible. Any advice?

Can you do an orc saying "He tried to touch my green eggs and ham!"

>>23815178
Pretty good actually. You just made him sound Latino, which fits with "so-cal".
>>23815191
I can try...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hv7N01emYF

>>23810515
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u861Z9n7Yl

not good, but loud

Bit of a challenge for you guys. I want to see how you guys sounds reading off mechanical text. The whole shebang is in the link at the start of the copy-paste, but if you'd rather just try a documentary-style narration of the fluff, I'm also pasting that underneath the link. Read as little or as much as you like.

>http://pastebin.com/xxF6Ueuy

"Gray stag lichen is a moss that grows on trees and rocks in cold regions in the Nordland. It is generally found in Moradin's Hammer and the upper reaches of both the Demonpeaks and the northern Blackreach Mountains. It can also grow on trees in the Elderwood during particularly cold winters, though it is somewhat rare in that region.

Gray stag lichen is commonly used as both an alchemical reagent in potions meant to treat paralysis and as an ingredient in a beverage called cold moss tea. Cold moss tea is brewed hot and is always served on ice, as the wild variance in temperature is said to kill bacteria in the algae within gray stag lichen. However, if improperly brewed, enough of the algae can remain to cause acidic buildup in the imbiber's stomach, causing a gastrointestinal disease known as gray stag rot, also known as 'the icicle trots'.

Common symptoms of gray stag rot include stomach cramping, diarrhea, vomiting, headache, fever, weakness, and difficulty breathing. A sure sign of gray stag rot is white or periwinkle-colored stool (the reason for the 'icicle trots' moniker) or blue-green vomit.

Although gray stag rot can easily be treated using alchemy, ritual magic or traditional medicine, it is often suffered by victims who do not have access to these remedies due to financial difficulties or lack of access to remedy sources, leaving those who contract the disease to fall ill. Mortality rates for the disease are low, and the majority of those who die of the diseases include infants, children and the elderly."

>>23815135
Noise removal in Audacity for starters.

>>23810905

This is spectacular. God, are you professional?

>>23815191
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UKqmC2GHnx
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXxnu5X8sM

>>23815241

>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09FGHsZsgb9

Well. That kind of sucked.

>>23815241

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Q6Js16KHZA

>>23815241
I think I got it with as few flub ups as possible.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BBd36C7no4

>>23815241

This is my "excited druid giving a tour to a bunch of kids on a field trip" voice

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EdD17jiZCq

>>23811207
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hZYO9cwDAh
Is there a dummies guide to the audcity program posted earlier? I'm recording these on my MP3 player due to a lack of mike.

You know what these requests are all missing? Direction. It would be helpful if the requesters could give us some context or motivation.

>>23815562
Not all of them, but yeah, seconding this.

Um, well maybe...

>A girl's voice saying warm and loving things as though you just got home from work. Complete with pauses for to fill in the other side of the conversation. Things like "Sweety! Mmm... [hugging noise] Here, let me take your coat. So, how was your day? [pause for several seconds] Wow, really? That's unusual. Were you busy today? [pause for several seconds] Aww, I'm sorry hunny, that must have been rough. Here, you'll feel better once you've eaten. I just finished making dinner! [pause for several seconds] Oh right! That just came in the mail today. We could watch it after dinner if you wanted to. Here, have a seat and relax. I'll go get your food. Would you like anything to drink?", and so on like that.

I mean if you wanted to or something. It's not a big deal...

>>23815597
If you want an actual female voice, you'd have better luck in the /soc/ vocaroo threads.

If you guys feel up to it can you do my PC? Bank robber Irish all but ripped off from the MCs of the Town. He's trying to explain to his newfound partner why he keeps doing what he does even though by all accounts he's a millionaire.

"Now the problem with robbing banks is you can't exactly do shit with the money. It's dirty you start buying shit people are going to notice. So must of it goes into investments. I got a couple grand with some beaners down south another couple gs with some coke dealers and the rest I use as petty cash or to buy guns. It all goes back into the business with about less then a quarter of it being actually for my day to day living expenses. It's like debt it's easy to dig in get involved but god help you if you try to get out.

>>23815597

Hope you like dating an Elcor.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18pwrPf3tbR

>>23815597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dfWby4mJFf
My love for you is like a glove.
If it don't fit, you must acquit.

>>23815597

And now I'm a necromancer!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0U0SMVs4p6H

>>23815634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kwKKB1oWZV

Rage. Pain. Anger You fought for your Fatherland, and then they just up and abandoned you, sure you heard the reasons why, but in your mind. They weren't good reasons.

And then on the 50th eve of the abandonment, or at least you think its that time, you cannot be sure. Some Jumped up, snot nosed, Fancy Woman in a uniform that's shinier than anything you've seen in the last couple of years, Orders you to stand down and to await military justice

“The Fatherland forsook us, abandoning us to the tender mercies of this plane for fifty years. You have no authority over me.”

>>23815634

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rZnjFEeBWP

>>23815597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14gBa8g7W5C

>>23815675
>>23815661
>>23815692
Goddammit.

I don't know whether I hate or love you guys at the moment.

>>23815749

You knew what board this is.

>>23815265
thanks, got Audacity now and am tinkering with it

Fuck. You guys got me recording the 'Ear' fluff from Don't Lose Your Mind.

I'm assembling the thing in Audacity now.

>>23815741
I have no idea what sort of setting this is for, so opted bitter and not buying it.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11sS4nqGnC5

I wrote genestealer parody lyrics in a thread a while ago, if any anons want to take a stab at a singalong I could post it.

We need more requests in here.

>>23815926
One from another thread:
>I am the lich king and the skeletons are my bitches!

>>23815996
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FB8tkoV3Ad
Came out more as the two-headed guy from the Venture Bros. Did you mean like Arthas, or classic lich?

part of 'The Warriors Prayer' from Man'o'War if anyone wants to take a stab at it, can probably find it on Youtube for reference

It was my thirteenth year on a cold winter's
day, as I walked through the enchanted forest,
I heard the sound of horses and men at arms,
I felt compelled to walk on and find the place
of these sounds, and when the forest did clear
I was standing on a hill. Before me, (there?)
was a great plain. Upon it, the armies of the
world, standing, waiting. I thought to myself,
for whom or for what are they waiting ?
Suddenly a gust of wind came up from the north.
There appeared a lone rider, holding a sword
of steel. Then from the south came another,
bearing a battle ax. From the east came a third,
holding a spiked club. And finally, from the west,
a rider who wielded a great hammer of war.
With them came their soldiers of death, followed
by an army of immortals. They were few in number,
but the look in their eyes told all who beheld
them that they would leave this day only in
victory or death. And there was a great silence...

A wise man telling a story in a bar. Has a very spaghetti western feel to it. It's lecture really to a bunch of dumb kids who think they're invincible.
Years ago back before any of you were even a twinkle in your fathers eye's I learned a truth about the world.

There was this bar with the most beautiful bartender I'd ever seen in those twenty years I had lived and like most men I viewed all other males as opposition.

So one day when I came to the bar and there were two men occupying the seats in front I of course tried to persuade them to move.

The first was a big man six foot nine a bit over two hundred pounds.

He had no pistol a rifle was his sidearm slung low like a colt.

I didn't bother him.

The second was a mouse of a man, glasses looked as if a strong wind would knock him over.

An easy target so I approached and he moved.

It wasn't ten minutes later when armed bastard came through the door and told us all to empty our pockets.

Most of the occupants were too drunk to argue but not the big man.

He got up and asked in a voice that could scare the gods if that was truly a wise idea.

And so the robber shot him six times and the big man fell

. But in the silence three more shots rang out the robbers body acquiring two holes in the chest and one in the head and the mouse of a man approached and reached down for the dead mans wallet.

What he said next scared me to my core that day.

Only a fool looks a man in his eyes when he could shoot him in the back
Jesus that was long. Improvise as much as you want or cut parts out if you wish.

>>23816052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nF7jMQrdz9
Voice scratched out a little in it.

Remember the Ham Off threads? I miss the Ham Off threads.

>>23816047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0L6v6YxRvey
Voice is scratched as fuck now.

E is for EAR stealing
secrets from air.

Shut up and listen,
what is it you hear?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxcbRUazqg

P.S. Done for the night, and I know it's not perfect and some lines are missing, but it's late and I was kind of rushing to get this finished.

>>23815272
>>23814775

>>23816505
Awesome work.

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Wow, this thread really took off compared to the last one I was in.

It's too early in the morning to participate though. Guess I'll have to try next time.

I hope these pop up more often though, these are great! Got some talented motherfuckers in here.

>>23813702
Many goods, yes

>>23807985

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QlZ91uL1EH

Oh, if only my housemates weren't sleeping...

>>23816505
What's the context for this one?

>>23810194

I left this here last night, and returned this morning.

It was indeed, glorious - my thanks Jazz - you are awesome.

>>23810723
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ebg0QfHTHj
So late to the party and so bad as well. Not sure if my throat agrees with the cost.

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I'd love to try, please give me something to narrate with instructions on how you want it and I'll do my best!

Someone recite Azariah Kyras's speech from DoW2: Retribution

>>23819934

Or any of Eliphas the Inheritor's lines

>>23816047

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nx2jdeUJ2M

Here you go.

>>23815878
Sounds fun.

>>23819541
It's a piece of fluff from the book Don't Lose Your Mind. The guy is telling the reader about his Madness power - the ability to hear voices in his head and then use those voices to gain knowledge he wouldn't otherwise know.

>>23819799
8/10 would Nurgle again

>>23819941
>>23819934
It's difficult to do Eliphas since not even Eliphas sounds like Eliphas, Steve Blum went through a studio of voice modulation to sound like our favorite baddy, and we're a bunch of random people with natural voices.

Although I just posted this in another thread, it's something I did a few days ago. Just a funny little thing.

https://soundcloud.com/stagger-rhythms/memories-of-home

>>23818655
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Pn7VANUkgv
Well, there you go.

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>>23824962
I can't believe you read that as a suggested line.

>>23825081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GfZa5F31Xy

>>23814448
>>23814448
>>23814448

Played it a little more like someone trying to keep their rival alive - sort of a "the only way you're dying is if I kill you" thing.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s16J8Y0QW9iP

Bumping for posterity and archived for great justice.

>>23828460
It's not a very good idea to archive a vocaroo thread, man.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DG1wYSlNsL

Oh hey there.

>>23815241
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jIBAPuvyDj

I seem to think documentary= Britain yet my vocal cords can't decide to stick to it.

>>23807862
I don't want to hijack OP's thread but I would be totally down, I've been messing around with vocaroo a lot lately.

>>23814817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uraNrAhEzs

>>23814448
I attempted to making it cruel and taunting
http://vocaroo.com/i/s041rTilhfQW

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0R1Xa6X8Eyk

For the hell of it.

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>>23810897
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r129ANTHAc

One of these days I will go full Blood Eagle announcer, and it'll be great.

>>23810638
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T70DRyPOqa

gluh.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s147PO5YE7GA

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayx0YmlEVes

>>23831932

I'd have liked the gif better if he had grabbed the flag while running for it.

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>>23832016
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06h4hmz7qtz

I-I'm sorry senpai

>>23814448
I tried.

>>23814448
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0l6bdvohkrh

Best friend turned evil tier.

>>23814912
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hIMUrRdXw0
I tried my best with the accent.

>>23832336
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1k8Z9wsEm8Q
forgot link

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>mfw people trying to act while keeping their voices quiet

>>23832593
It's the middle of the night, homeboy, whatchuwant?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F7P49yGDoH

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dPBgu1rEXz

Felt like participating

>>23832593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16egUSCwoLN

Thin walls make this sort of silliness slightly a bitch.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AaVpvIJFqT

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vrg9Vc2o93

I should quit my day job.

And then never look upon the light of day ever again.

Could someone prepare the following, in a loud, preferably feminine, somewhat sibilant (yesss, Masssster, your ssssnake sssaid ssssibilant) voice? Would come in handy in the near future.

"Hold! It's a miracle! Praise His Light!"

http://vocaroo.com/i/s17JSPsfHdbX

music for you

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>>23832860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1veQ3NboZE3

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>>23832841

>>23832695
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dPBgu1rEXz

>entire planetary systems born and raised

>on the playground is where I spent most of my days

>>23832896
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dPBgu1rEXz
I like the somewhat reverent tone, and I managed to clip it into something that might work:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CLQSqik4mY

The tone doesn't really fit the character (still hoping for at least the ssssibilance, if not the non-masculine voice), but I'll definitely use it if nobody posts another attempt. Thanks!

>>23833269
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fuYY39Tmrl

The first was a joke because Sunbro, how about this one?

>>23833390
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fuYY39Tmrl
Perfect, and timely! Thanks!

>>23832860
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zRNy6tR2lR

I tried, not what you were looking for, though.

>>23833459
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zRNy6tR2lR

Perhaps not, but really well done nonetheless.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bNoORyWNOB

This might be a little unfair. Its a woman, a crazy woman.

Ilumia’s journal: Day 436.
Today I had an excellent Idea.
Ilumia’s journal: Day 435
This is a very interesting development, beginning to find self very attractive...

I'm having trouble believing that noone has suggested the /tg/ songs be voice acted yet, particularly "Beauty and the Beast: Angron ", or any of them, really.
Of course, many of them have more than one voice actor.. What about "I love the whole board"? or "I'l make a Tau out of you!"?
Extra + if there's some way to get the background music from the actual shows.
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting#Beauty_and_the_Beast:_Angron

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting#I_Love_the_Whole_Board_.28I_Love_the_Whole_World.29

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Grimdark_Songwriting#Mulan:_I.27ll_Make_a_Tau_Out_of_You

Bump to not let a great thread die yet.

>>23840561

FFFFFFuck, wrong thread! Sorry!

Deleting post.

>>23835077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CLlwPx4vYx
there ya go

>>23816047
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pmHnYU2ZAh

>>23815634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CPjT3jggS6

Here's one as a Chaos Preacher.

Not a space marine, just a Chaos Preacher preaching the good faith as they fight the Imperium of Man.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JIeNIbZigs

Maybe not as good, please respond.

>>23840741
Very nice - but a bit quiet. The background noise is nearly overwhelming by the point I can make out the words.