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As an ERP.

shadowrun.

>>23882683

Rogue Trader is just Black Lagoon in spess.

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>>23882741
I like the cut of your jib.

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>>23882747

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>>23882741
yes
yes

>>23882805
>NO TRIGGER DISCIPLINE
>Implying I would sleep with such unsafe wenches
>0/10 would not bang

>>23882845
People in Black Lagoon are always about to shoot someone, so their discipline is fine

>>23882747
>>23882741
These two. The best way.

>>23882845
When you're sufficiently insane, there is not such thing as trigger discipline. Whoever the bullets hit, you intended to kill them.

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>>23882683
Corporation.

http://www.corpgame.com/

it's a bit crazier, in that you can lose a limb and keep going (sometimes), but I think it can handle Roanapur pretty well.

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We've had threads like this before. The common answers are Shadrown with all the cyperbunk and magical elements ripped out, Feng Shui, Wushu open, and Hong Kong action theater.

>>23883282
I want a Hong Kong action theatre RPG!

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>>23883323
Good luck with that.

World of Darkness Core, with Armory and Armory: Reloaded.

Fuck da supernatural, prepare to lose a fuckload of Morality, and go on a job!

I wouldn't because I don't like Black Lagoon.

HOWEVER, I am rather fond of Sawyer.

I would also pay good money to see a crossover between Black Lagoon and Gunsmith Cats.

... For... reasons.

>>23883511
>liking sawyer
>not liking Black Lagoon

How does that even work?

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>>23883511
>HOWEVER, I am rather fond of Sawyer.
Some day the second LN will be translated. That should be run as a MaidRPG game.

>>23883555
I didn't even know the first one was translated. Got a link?

>>23883538
I somehow just couldn't enjoy it. It felt too grounded for the silly over-the-topness it displayed. Every time a fight scene started I could only think, "WHY AREN'T THEY ALL DEEEEEEAAAAAAAD?!?" I simply couldn't buy that they should survive anything they survived. For me it lives in the uncanny valley of anime. Too realistic to be silly and over the top, too silly and over the top for me to believe any of it was even remotely plausible.

But Sawyer worked for me where most characters didn't. She felt just right in terms of crazy/ability. She was never even remotely grounded in reality, but wasn't something preposterous like a South American battle-maid.

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How about this?

Black Lagoon...

...run in Adeva

>>23883646
Link will die but google up some "shaitane badi"

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>>23883676
Actually it might be small enough to post.

>>23883712
Based moot

>>23883435
Why is it so goddamn hard to find a pdf of 1st edition HKAT?!

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>>23883511
Sawyer X Minnie May, huh?

>>23883651
Nah. Cyberpunk or unmagick'd Shadowrun.
Maybe even DH.

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>>23883647
I tend to make a division between the action, which is highly realistic and over the top, and the character interactions, which are much more dramatic and true to life.

>>23883787
But think of all the mental trauma we could have!

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>>23883676
>>23883712
Thanks, bros! I also found some translated Baccano! LNs during my googlings. I'ma enjoy these!

>>23883826
*highly un-realistic

Me fail at english.

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>>23883826
>Black lagoon action
>Realistic
Yeah, no. It's good, but not realistic in the slightest.

>>23883874
see
>>23883874
That's a typo.

>>23883883
Aaaand you fail at 4chan as well.

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>>23883787
Yes. I wouldn't mind some Revi x Rally either.

That would be an awesome Shadowrun ERP.

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>>23883891
Fuck you. Don't you know how hard it is for people stuck in the 90s to use a computer?

I'm actually running a Black Lagoon/Jormungand-style game with Shadowrun right now. The system seems very good for it - All you have to do is cut out magic and cybernetics and hacking and it's all good. Have to homerule SOME stuff so people can use some items and have it make sense, but altogether the best system to use, really.

My group is playing as Russian mafia drug dealers in Somalia. Pretty fun so far, as far as I can tell.

I'd ask a foreverGM

>>23883907
>implying Rally wouldn't be too busy figuring out how to sucker Benny out of his car

>>23883511
>a crossover between Black Lagoon and Gunsmith Cats
>Not a crossover between Black Lagoon and Baccano!
>The Martillos making their way to Thailand, trying to get their piece of the pie
>Claire and Chane getting in awesome fight scenes
>Isaac and Miria running around Roanapur, spreading happiness wherever they go

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>>23884000
The car got totaled.

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>>23883907
Oh shit.
They'd need to do it on the floor.
Beds could take all DAT BAD ASS.
But oh the punishment scenarios when Revy breaks another gun...

>>23884023
>Rock once again deciding to save someone
So predictable but still good.

>>23883961
Woah, I own the same vest/chest-rig as the dude on the right. Picked it up at a surplus store, total impulse buy as I don't really have a use for it.

>>23884066
Actually, other than pulling her into the car he's been pretty down about helping Feng.

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>>23884018
>Czeslaw getting permanently rape-murdered by the twins

>>23884018
Combine all three! Black Lagoon, Gunsmith Cats, and Baccano, all in one setting!

You cannot contain the crazy.

>>23884106
>permanently

>>23884119
Yes. As in continously and without relent.

>>23882805
Whats the girl in the back doing?

>>23884147
Staring.

Just... Staring.

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>>23884119
>permanently

>>23884147

Waiting for it to be time for her job, her job being body removal.

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>>23884018
>Not mentioning a potential fistfight between Roberta and Ladd Russo
It'll end in violent, bloody sex.

Pretty much any system that can handle modern day action stuff and larger-than-life crazy fucks will work absolutely fine for Black Lagoon.

>>23884147
I think she is powering up her chainsaw below the line of sight.

We're just using d20 modern ;_;

>>23884184
You mean like BEPG (Big Eyes, Psychotic Grin)?

>>23884023
It's been totaled before. Remember the first time Roberta showed up?

>>23884180
>implying Roberta would put up with that filthy mouth of his.
>>23884112
We need to go crazier. Throw in Jormungand too.

>>23884257

Different car, I think.

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>>23884281
>Delicious Muscle Lesbian
Yes.

Isn't Over the Edge basically Black Lagoon RPG? Only weirder and with voodoo?

>>23884281
>>23884316
I can get behind that.

I was just gonna do Crab Truckers with the rule that the GM gets extra dice if the PCs have pissed off Balalaika.

>>23884437
Or Boss Chang for that matter. The dude IS Evil Chow Yun Fat after all.

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>>23884448
This is Black Lagoon. Being a gangster doesn't make you automatically evil.

>>23884531
No, but compared to the "honorable gangster" types Chow Yun Fat usually plays, he's one evil mother fucker. He's a black-hearted, cynical asshole, and is completely comfortable with it. He is also, however, a practical man, which is why you don't see him just go on a cackling rampage.

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how do i stat them /tg/?
seriously i don't know. i look at the character sheet and can't make it past gender

>>23884531
It takes place in Roanapur.

Alignment no longer applies.

>>23884713
is roanapur sigil?

>>23884712
Are you doing stating them in HERO?

http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsanime/bl/hansel_gretel.html

>>23884725
No, Roanapur is a morally grey (very, very dark grey) shithole located in a universe in which Good, Evil, Law, and Chaos are not empirical outside forces, making the alignment system not a very reliable method of summing their behavior up. For example, Roberta's alignment is IMPOSSIBLE to peg down, then you've got Eda who, being a CIA agent, does some chaotic shit to maintain her cover, but would presumably be of lawful alignment, the list goes on.

>>23884787
>Roberta's alignment
True Neutral when looking for Garcia.
Chaotic Batshit during Roberta's Blood Trail.

>>23884713
No no, I can tell you exactly what Revy's alignment is.
Chaotic Rock

Rolled 13, 16 = 29

>>23884712
>make it past gender
And how the fuck did you even pull that off?

>>23883511
>Gunsmith Cats

I think I would be more fond of it if it didn't have the weird lesbian mind control drugs part in EVERY iteration of it.

>>23884835
Chaotic neutral, changing to Chaotic Good due to Rock.

>>23884884
I don't recall Revy doing anything for the sake of anyone but herself.

>>23884884
I wouldn't go so far as to say she shifts to Chaotic Good, but he does get her up to Chaotic Neutral, while Roanapur as a whole slowly pulls him down to either TN or CN, but with Good tendencies.

>>23884871
>No Mind control drugs
>Make you more fond
What sort of strange being are you?

>>23884923
Well, herself and Rock.
Remember the whole thing with Yukio committing sudoku.
He's pretty much the only person she actually cares about other than herself.

>>23884281
Like Roberta could even handle Ladd

>>23884950
Well, he IS immortal.
But he's also doing time. Probably for the rest of eternity.

>>23884965
I... Don't know If you're trying to push buttons with the huge inaccuracy or if you just don't know much about baccano

>>23884884
Revy would be CE switching to CN due to Rock.

Rock would be NG or so dragged down to LN or TN due to Roanapur.

>>23883647
Just going to point out Roberta is a terrible maid, she's really more of an ex-FARC Commando/Bodyguard disguised as a maid.

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>>23885037
>more of
That's EXACTLY what she is.
Fabiola, on the other hand, is an outstanding maid, as well as a Grade-B+ ass kicker (she's good, but it's Black Lagoon, she's not quite in the big leagues just yet). Also stacked.

>>23884712
All stats are quantum and determined by which persona which child is taking on

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All this and no one talks about THE WIZARD?

>>23885144
The only person in Roanapur who owns a kevlar vest.

>>23885144
>wears body armor
>wears a cup
>still doesn't realize it's not that kind of manga
Rotton The Wizard: Simultaneously the smartest and dumbest man in Roanapur.

>>23885144
He's kind of cool, Sawyer's cooler though.

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what do we do!?

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>>23885222

>>23885174

You would think that when his partners are, a crazy blade wielding bitch, and the crazy chainsaw girl he might realize what sort of setting he exists in. However back on the plus side of his intellect, he lives with two very hot ladies, neither of which actively seek to kill him. A combination of which is very hard to find in that city.

>>23885222
Kill yourself in the quickest, most painless way at hand.

>>23885144
I'd a cowgirl Chinglish.

>>23885241
>ion cannon
>not rods from god
Shit tier.

>>23885144

Played a wizard in pathfinder based on Rotton, he was the only one to survive and constantly pissed off the party cleric by casting flare for a lense flare effect.

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>>23885269
Her English not so good because she one-hudred percent Taiwanese. You want she should skin your ass, bitch?

>>23885269
Before or after she carves some meat off your ass?

Isn't Black Lagoon on an extended hiatus?

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>>23885222
go my child destroy those lesser mortals

>>23885222

Find her drug supplier, use to poison her.

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>>23885144
Magic. I ain't gotta explain shit.

>>23885296
Hiroe apparently wrote a new manga chapter, but it hasn't been translated yet to my knowledge. I imagine they're waiting for the Manga to get a buffer before they get back to work on the anime.

>>23885285
If "skin your ass, bitch" is a sexual innuendo, then yes.
>>23885296
I'd pay! She'll do almost anything for some cash, right?

>>23885222
Find a shota to give her hot dickings.

>>23885297
it all makes sense now. Khan you doomed us all!

>>23885296
Not anymore! Newest chapter is hot off the presses if you read Moon.

>>23885326
It's been translated and floating around on all the shit-tier reader sites for a couple of days now.

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>>23885280
I. Hate. You.

>>23885285

One of the things I like about Black Lagoon is it really makes sense for a lot of the characters to speak English, since very few of them are actually non-English speaking (and isn't it assumed that they're all speaking English and it's just translation convention otherwise anyway?). Revy is a New York Chinese-American, Dutch is a Vietnam vet (supposedly), Benny is a Florida-based criminal... only Rock is really way out there, and he was probably bilingual anyway. And it's in Thailand, in a city where trade language would be more important than native language or whatever.

>>23885326
>>23885350
http://www.mangahere.com/manga/black_lagoon/v08/c082/

>>23885257
You forgot the two best parts:
They wander around in loose clothes or towels after taking showers
They play vidya with him

Actually I think Black Lagoon started back up last month. I stopped browsing /a/ a long time ago so it might have been news there, but the wiki lists a chapter I don't recognize.

>>23885325
Is it a bad thing that I'd unironically enjoy The Delusional Adventures of Rotton the Wizard?

>>23885369
>and he was probably bilingual anywa
At the very least passable, English is taught to just about all school kids in Japan.

>>23885369
>Dutch is a Vietnam vet (supposedly)
Oh I'm pretty sure he fought in 'nam. His reading material is a dead giveaway.

>>23885369

Rock's job was as an international executive in charge of trade negotiations and such. His job description is basically, linguist.

>>23885402
Nope.
He's glorious in his ignorance of the world around him.

>>23885369
>he was probably bilingual anyway
he was, he translates for belalika at one point

>>23885412
In the Roberta's Blood Trail OVA, the Army captain (also a Vietnam vet) says that Dutch's stories about Vietnam were lies.

>>23885432

Seriously? That was his job? It seemed more like he was an accountant or something, rather than somebody who can be flown around the world to deal with negotiations.

>>23885484
He wasn't an executive, but he did oversee trade stuff. That's also why he could recognize the Romanian speech (from his company's dealings with Romania), and why he could tell that Garcia was the real deal by talking to him about his family's business.

>>23885484

I guess it may be stretching to say executive, but his job was to be flown around the world and deal with negotiations.

>>23885520
The way I saw it was that other people dealt with the negotiations, but he was there as a translator/interpreter.

>>23885536
Rotton is living the goddamn dream.

>>23885528

Still apart of negotiations, besides on the job that got him kidnapped at the start of the manga, he was alone, so he couldn't have been the translator for some other dude.

>>23885536
>If work is killing you I do it for free.
Oh Shenhua, it's not healthy to suppress your sexually masochistic lesbian attraction to a nihilistic gunslinger.

>>23885560
sadistic, not masochistic
she wants to do the cutting, not be cut

>>23885528
He did more than just translate, he had a much more specific knowledge of the South American economy, trade goods, and major families than a mere linguist would be expected to have as shown with his interactions with Garcia. He wasn't a high up, but he had a damn good skill set. Linguistics, some geology out of nowhere, negotiations, account management, diplomacy and so on. His official job was part of the Resource Investigation Department of Asahi Industries, not just a translator. But he can do that too.

>>23885560
Dude, a girl can want to kill another girl without you making it all creepy.

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>How would you run a Black Lagoon esque campaign?
Does this count?

>>23885600
You heard it here first folks, lesbian bondage is worse than murder.

>>23885480
He said that Dutch didn't understand 'nam era GI slang. There's a difference.

>>23885620

I do believe he just doesn't like violence in his sex. Some people like them together, some people don't. Its really like peanuts and chocolate, some people don't like the combination, while very few dislike either of them on their own.

>>23885551
He was given a shit ass courier job. It may have involved understanding of languages so why not send the guy who speaks the language.

>>23885640
Must have been misremembering that scene then.

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>this thread

>>23885650
Nah, just fucking around, mostly.

>>23885640
Who would fight in the Vietnam war and not understand GI slang?

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How would I work a Sawyer type character into a Shadowrun game?

>>23885704

With my Dick,

>>23885685
what's an orgasm shotgun

>>23885704

One woman Cleaning company, everybody hires her and absolutely nobody knows who she is outside of the job

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>>23885689
Can't think of a reason.

>>23885742
Except for her roommates, a delusional wannabe Street Sammy, and a PhysAd with a knife fetish.

>>23885704
Organlegger contacts, ghoul contacts, a monofilament chainsaw, and rudimentary knowledge of cyberware.

>>23884787
Roberta is LN because she devotes herself to something greater than herself and prefers to follow a code of behavior. Alignment is supposed to be a general approximation of your overall attitudes, not a perfectly accurate description or an absolute limit on how you can behave.

>>23885017
Agree with Revy, but I would put Rock as LG changing to LN.

I'd put them all at or heading towards Crazy Badass or Neutral Badass.

Rotton is Neutral Crazy but thinks he's CB.

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So. Would you take a shot at the delicious brown girl, /tg/? She seems like she'd be up for just about anything short of straight-out rape.

>>23885891
>take a shot

A poor choice of words in Roanapur

You probably just accidentally hired three assassins

>>23885891
I'd shoot her with a 7.62x51mm if you know what I mean.

>>23885891
Sure, but you're paying for the cleaner.

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>>23885891
>mfw Jane is a huge slut
>mfw Benny gets off on watching her with other men

>>23885891
>It's dangerous to do it while driving
>says this about answering the phone, WHILE GIVING ROAD-HEAD
It's like she WANTS to bite it off when they hit a bump.

>>23885891
Considering who Benny keeps company with, I'd have to pass.

>>23885891
She's probably the only character I don't like.

>>23885778
Nah, Rock started as LG but has since been dragged down to CG. I mean hell, his reason for helping people? "It's my hobby", said at gunpoint. If that ain't a CG line I don't know what is.

>>23886101
I think as of the end of Roberta's Blood Trail he's CN at best. He was planning to manipulate everyone around him to take personal revenge on the entire Roanapur underworld, and had no problem wagering the lives of two children to do so.

>>23886126
I wouldn't consider the grand majority of that Underworld as anything above LE, so his actions could still fit within a CG alignment. A good man must sometimes make tough decisions. And besides, if those kids had died you know he would have beat himself up for it.

>>23886154
Personal revenge doesn't magically become a good act just because the people you're getting revenge against are bad people.

>>23885966

Until she goes after Rock.

Then Revy suddenly becomes an extremely overprotective/jealous girlfriend.

>>23886198
It goes a little beyond overprotective/jealous. She flat-out threatens to rape the woman.

>>23886185
Yeah, exactly. He wasn't doing it because they're bad people, he was doing it because he was pissed at them (and himself) over the Yakuza girl's death.

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>>23884172
I think I just lost SAN by looking at that.

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>>23886233
Ironic, considering that Yukio decided to enter that world herself. She chose it. But he has to get all pissy about "muh justice".
Ha. Justice. I can't think of another word more loved by the people. It does have a nice ring to it. However, without ever exercising your own strength, you seek the deaths of others at the hands of someone else. Well, the justice you refer to smells pretty rotten to me. The stench of a bloodbath. Wouldn't you agree? Don't give me that look, Rock. After all, I'm not upset with you. But out of all the people I know I just never thought I'd hear these words coming from you. I'm, amused. That's all this is. In the grand scheme our lives are insignificant.

>>23885618
Oh no.
Oh yes.

>>23885618
>implying Sakaki wouldn't be Rock

>>23886185
Revenge/retribution isn't in and of itself an evil act, even if it's personal. If someone fucks up your shit you're entitled to get them back. Now, how far you'll go, what they did to earn your ire, and what you're willing to do to get back at them, that's what determines alignment.

For example, say someone steals your stuff. A lawful person will report it to the authorities, a chaotic person will simply steal it right back. I could make up the finer details for all alignments, but you get the gist of my thinking on the matter I hope.

Also, you're allowed a few slip ups. A CE guy sparing someone who pissed him off, or an LG guy lying to the police to protect a friend even though he did commit a crime. The behavior has to be chronic, not just a once or twice off thing.

>>23886233
Either way, they've all done some seriously bad shit. They had it coming and then some.

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>>23886218
Indeed she does.

>>23886317
Motivation is important though. It's the difference between a person who kills criminals who manage to escape justice through legal loopholes and a person who kills criminals because they're addicted to murder. The fact that he was totally okay with a lot of the Roanapur society until that event shows that it's not the corruption that bothers him, but that he wanted to save her and failed.

>>23886346
And that affected him. I've never been a purist on the alignment debate though. If you're X 90 percent of the time, but Y 10 percent, then you're X (with Y tendencies).

He's still good most the time, but he dips into neutral when things go south for him. To me, that means he's still CG. Plus he's a big stabilizing element for Revy. Without him she's full on CE murderhobo.

>>23886430
I wouldn't call him CG as a stabilising element. He's much closer to Lawful, except he's picked up some chaotic tendencies. And his mostly-lawful deal is why he's stabilising Revy so much.

>>23886338
>that editor's note
every time

>>23886338
black lagoon needs more anime so i can see this

>>23886430
Then why not just call the man Neutral Good?

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>>23886490
editor's notes are amazing

>>23886503
...Sengoku Rance has a fucking manga?

>>23886460
Ah well. Truth is alignment is damn hard to pin down in the Black Lagoon verse so its really a matter of opinion once we get above LE.

>>23886490
I keep thinking it means "gonna end in crazy, violent, drunken sex that involves gunfire, molotov cocktails and wrecking the Lagoon company office".

>>23886511
Why are you surprised?

>>23886338
>Guy who hasn't seen any action in forever gets an offer from a hot chick to join in an orgy
>Gets cockblocked by your not-girlfriend
Goddammit, Reby...

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>>23886503
Sometimes they can be fucking terrible.

>>23886538
>implying they haven't been secretly banging since the lighting-cigarette-in-the-car chapter

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>>23886556
>not finding "What are you, stupid?" subtitles funny
Dummkopf

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>>23886556
>implying that isn't really fucking deep

>>23886563
Oh please, Revy has ZERO social skills. She's probably waiting for Rock to make the first move.
>>23886538
>implying Jane doesn't have more social diseases than a shemale Thai hooker

>>23886634
>Implying she'd be the only bangable chick at the orgy
>Implying that's not why people invented Condoms

>>23886695
No no, it was a gangbang.
As in, bunch of guys, one girl.

>>23886703
Condoms still work, bro.

>>23886717
>forcing your astronaut to wear a spacesuit
Is this what it feels like to bang dirty girls?

>>23886731
Astronauts die without spacesuits, you need a better analogy

>>23884105
Yeah right. Why do you think Rock is always "reluctantly" helping these young ladies? He's an unrepentant pedo, that's why. Completely explains why he hasn't given Revy the D yet.

>>23886538
revy has been fucking rock. she works out topless in front of him while he smokes a cigarette lounging on her bed at least. and that cig kiss in the car, but i think that was meant just to show something deeper was there.

>>23886731
>Not using a Sheep Skin
What's it like, having all those girls to whom you're paying child support? God forbid you ever bang a Yandere, you'll die if you get them pregnant and bounce.

>>23886774
>implying I don't go old school and eat unripe papaya

>>23885144
Shenhua's all like, "I know your pants have no ass, so stop wiggling it at me".

>>23885385
And he's likely dicking at least one of them. The man's doing a pretty good job at life in Roanapur.

>>23886848
The question is, which one?
If you were him, which one would YOU dick?

>>23886856
Sawyer, next question.

>>23886856
Both if I could. If I had to pick one? Sawyer. She needs a good dicking when she comes home from cleaning.

>>23886865
>>23886868
>not offering yourself up to Shenhua's gentle ministrations
You sick fucks.

>>23886856

Sawyer, Shenhua is cool, but I flipped a coin, Sawyer was the result.

>>23886875
>You sick fucks.

We're fucking the chain-saw wielding, lolita dress wearing, body disposal expert with a slit throat...

You've pretty much hit the mark on the sick fucks thing.

>>23886875
>Not wanting to hear Sawyer moan through her electronic larynx.

>>23886905
>not learning sign language so she doesn't have to use it when you're alone
Do you even true love?

>>23886901
And all of that is turning you off...Why?

I am pretty sure you could set up a GRUPS game. my understanding is you can always make it with GRUPS (not that I have played GRUPS).

>>23886912
Of course, except sign language doesn't exactly work during physical intimacy

>>23886912
>>23886992
>not learning to read lips
Your love is pleb tier.

>>23887008
>not understanding her on an instinctual level

>>23882683
Drunk. Increasingly drunk.

Probably use Dark Heresy since I can run that when twice bagged, award fate points for things that should burn them, and be remarkably particular about my players.

And if even one of you fuckers call them clips, I'mma bleed you, real quiet like, and leave you here.

>>23886905
She wouldn't need that. Even mute girls "moan". Or more like GOOORP GORP GORP HURK BLOOORK.

>>23887096
Actually, because her voice box is severely damaged her moans would be more like breathy wheezing.

>>23887103
Basically, imagine fucking Zimos from SR3 if he didn't have his pimp cane voice box thing.

>>23886731
If he doesn't wear a space suit he'll die.

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>>23886589
Panzer vor means panzer vor, which means panzers forward not panzer four which would be panzer vier, yes pronounced panzer fear, which we have a word for, panzerangst, which is more fear of being run over by a tank, but I digress, panzer vor means panzer vor and pants are for nothing which is why I'm not wearing them anymore.

>tfw watching anime as a german major
>tfw I actually said this
>tfw I got a handjob out of it
>tfw it was technically NTR
>tfw NTR is a WoT clan
>tfw everything is a cycle and I am so confused.

>>23887103
That sounds oddly arousing.

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>>23886731
>not wanting glorious technology enhanced sex
have fun, i'll be over here with my penis inside of TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBES!!!

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>>23886820
Sawyer looks kinda like a bored Teenager, embarrassed by her parents, in that one.

So is it Revy or Reby? The whole internet spells it as 'Revy', but since her full name is Rebbecca, wouldn't Reby make a lot more sense? As a pet name, kinda?

>>23886268
Oh Myyyyy.

>>23887269
It's Revy. Hiroe put her name in one of the chapter titles just to clear that question up.

>>23887269
Nicknames don't have to make sense. I have an aunt Rebecca, and we just call her Bug.

>>23887297
>Nicknames don't have to make sense.
oh dear god this. in high school my friends called me specter. not because i was into ghosts or anything, not because i was really silent or anything, but because everyone i played mtg with called hipnotic specter "hippie" and my mom was a hippie

>>23887414
Y'know, I told myself one fap was enough for the day, but god dammit you just had to post that, didn't you?

>>23887491
Beautiful, isn't it?

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>>23887491

I wouldn't mind seeing the Lagoon Company dressed up all 1920's gangster style.

>>23887510
Yes. Yes she is.
>>23887525
Doesn't manage the HNNNNG of the other one, because it's not as classy. Sorry.

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>>23887543

Very well.

>>23887556
Rotton has hilarious tan lines in that one.

>>23887556
Chinglish's swimsuit looks like it would be FAR too complicated when trying to put it on.

>>23887587
Thats why Sawyer helps her.
Reluctantly, but gladly

>>23887587
>implying she cares
It may be hard work, but it makes her look goooooood.

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>>23887103
I remember posting that exact statement in the last Black Lagoon thread.

>>23887619
I'm the guy who posted it this time, I was there, figured I'd make sure these schmucks knew it too.

>>23887619
He is you from the future, Sawyerfag.

>>23887655
I'm not even a Sawyerfag, I just like making people uncomfortably aroused by giving them fetishes they didn't realize they already had.

>>23887697
>I'm not even a Sawyerfag
Bullshit.
We're ALL Sawyerfags here.

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>>23887717
I mean, I'm not saying I wouldn't a Sawyer, but I don't got the obsession for her other people seem to.

Besides, everyone knows Balalaika is best girl.

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>>23887717
I prefer Balalaika, personally.

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>>23887717
I'm more of a Revyfag, tbh.

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>>23887760
rock never did wear that shirt, did he?

>>23887697
GUROChan ruined me. You have no power here.

>>23887755
>>23887759
Have fun pining after a woman who finds sex boring.
>>23887760
>implying she would touch a man other than Rock
However, fun fact. Since Black Lagoon is set in the early '90s, Revy has milf status by now.

>>23887791
Wear it? No. But he does use it as a skeet rag.

>>23887792
I dont know, man, Gurochan doesnt have things like eldar chest butts.

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>>23887798
>Have fun pining after a woman who finds sex boring.
But she finds violence as pleasurable as the average person finds sex. Which, well...I cant say Im proud of this boner, but I dont hate it either.

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>>23887717
I prefer crazy ass drugged up Roberta myself.

>>23887828
>not preferring normal, kind-but-not-to-be-messed-with Roberta

>>23887813
...
I don't think I'm allowed to mention what gurochan has here. Eldar Chest butts are not really that high up on the "OH GOD WHY AM I FAPPING" scale.

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>>23887798
Fuck it, I'm going to come out and say it. I self-insert as Rock, you self-insert as Rock, we all fucking self-insert as Rock. Rock is there to be our self-insert. Hiroe only added him in because his editors asked him to put in a self-insert for the readers.

>>23887858
>implying I don't self-insert as Rotton

>>23887858
And he'd better not fucking regret it. Black Lagoon without Rock would be good, but it wouldn't be Black Lagoon.

>>23887850
Yeah, yeah gchan is sick as fuck, but /tg/ is still one of the stranger places Ive ever seen when it comes to fetishes. What /tg/ lacks in extremity it makes up for in oddity and sheer amount of thought and discussion it will devote to its weird sexual kinks.

>>23887858
Rock has way to big a pair to be me.

>>23887876
This. You always need a straight man, even if he becomes less of one as the series progresses. Especially if her does that.

>>23887891
Can a straight man be bisexual, though?

>>23887882
He grows those, he doesn't start with them.

Of course, he had to grow up fast, what with launching a torpedo at a helicopter and all.

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>>23887798
>Have fun pining after a woman who finds sex boring.
>all there is to a relationship is sex

Boring.

>>23882683
don't Black Lagoon is overrated crap and none of the characters are likable or remotely good people

>>23887915
I'd edit porn with her. And go on shooting rampages because an American Troop is coming through and we're both so fucking far gone that we think we owe them for being the only worthy opponents in the last 60 years.

>>23887916
implying characters have to be good people to be good characters

>>23887916
Such horrible trolling. -10 POINTS FROM HUFFINPUFF!!!

>>23887949
Ignore him.

>>23887916
You get the fuck off this board. Right now.

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>>23887909
>launching a torpedo boat at a helicopter and all.
fixed

>>23887949
but they do, being evil is just so , lame

>>23885741

When you come once, and then again right after.

Shotgun orgasm. Get learned.

>>23888004
right because good guys are so underrepresented

>>23887269
Japanese doesn't have the 'v' sound; they just use 'b.' Same with 'r' and 'l.'

>>23888061
They aren't even really evil, just assholes.

>>23888079
then why do I despise them?

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>>23888082
Because you hate campy fun.

>>23888082
because you are a faggot white knight

>>23888096
Whoa there buddy, not to defend him but I'm the faggiest of white knights and I enjoy them plenty!

>>23888094
there was nothing campy about durk and edgy protagonists with no redeeming traits

>>23888102
Same. Oh well, I gave him the benefit of the doubt, but he is clearly just here to rouse rabble.

>>23888082
Because it's just not your thing, so you should ignore it and let other people enjoy what they enjoy?

>>23888104
did you even watch the show?

>>23888119
I was told everyone in it was evil and there were no good guys, so no, why would I?

>>23886918
Not saying it's turning me off, Just saying it's taking me to some dark places.

>>23888129
Okay, so seriously, what are you doing in this thread? Are you so autistic you just can't stand the idea of people enjoying things you don't?

>>23888129
What idiot told you that?

>>23888146
they disagree with me and are therefor wrong, thus evil.

>>23888148
He told himself that. So he could get exactly this sort of reaction.

>>23888148
He probably got that from tvtropes

>>23888155
Fuck, I've seen the tvtropes page on it and they don't go that far.

>>23888151
oh so you're a narcissist

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>>23888129
>implying Rock is evil

See pic anon. Seriously, watch it, then come back and tell me *everyone* is evil

>>23888151

Okay Rand.

>>23888166
no, I am right

>>23888169
Who?

>>23888180

Thought so. Get off of /tg/, we don't need your kind here.

>>23888180
>obvious troll is obvious