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> Keep trying to remember

Context is the mother of decision.

>>24279825
>> Keep trying to remember

>>24279825
>Keep trying to remember

>>24280207
>>24280231
>>24280253

You decide to continue trying to remember, and, sure enough, some images return to you. Today was supposed to be your first day at Hope's peak, an academy for the top people inside their chosen field throughout the world. The school took to calling these people "Super High School Level Students", only with Student replaced by their profession. Memory' still quite hazy, what did you excel at?

(Roll a d100 paired with the talent, highest number wins)

>>24279825
>>Try to support yourself and stand up

Rolled 100

>>24280312
Planar traveling.

>>24280404
The first word that comes into your mind is Planar Traveling, but sadly, due to the fact planar travel is impossible in your world, you realize you are the SHSL Roleplayer.

What will you do now?

> Attempt to stand up
> Try and get more of your senses back into working
> Other

Rolled 98

>>24280480
Let's get more of our senses working.

>>24280480

> Other sleep we need rest.

>>24280480
> Try and get more of your senses back into working

>>24280480

Senses.

>>24280487
>>24280522
>>24280535
You try and get your senses working better, you feel much less numb, but still very cold, and you can actually make out the face of the person standing over you, she has what appears to be blonde hair, but it looks slightly dyed, a greenish tint. Her eyes are violet, and she's wearing a Red Jacket, Jeans, and a Tshirt with some graphic on it. You begin to hear the voices much better, they seem to be arguing over how they got here.

What will you do?

> Try and stand up
> Attempt to speak
> Other

>>24280610
Attempt to speak. "Hi there. What happened? Where am I?"

Rolled 29

>>24280610
>> Other
Spaghetti

Rolled 59

>>24280610


> Attempt to speak
"but but the cats are eating all the turkey now Thanksgiving is ruined"

Rolled 55

>>24280610
"Ah, crap, this isn't Sigil. You're too colorful to be the Lady of Pain."

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>>24280640
Wish granted.
>>24280624
The woman responds. " We have no idea, honestly. We were approaching the school and we fell unconscious, just like you. You were the last to wake up, it seems. "
She then tries to support you, and lifts you off your feet. You finally get a glimpse of where you are. This is no school, this is what looks like group of alpine mountains.

>>24280722
>>24280703
She sort of just gives you an annoyed look, but continues trying to keep you steady.

>>24280762
>Talk to everybody and find out their super highschool level talents

>>24280815
yea do this get names too

Rolled 95

>>24280815
This. Let's get this thing going.

>>24280815
A wise idea, but you'll have to choose who to speak to, first.

> A young man, inside of what looks like the garbs of a preacher
> A woman, who is an incredibly ridiculous getup, complete with a rainbow afro. How is that outfit even allowed.
> ???, You can't really tell the gender, as the person is covered in bandages, scarves, and what looks like a cheap gasmask.
> A grade-A neckbeard, carrying around a case with a symbol on it, a Diamond with an Eye inside it.
> The woman who woke you up
> A small boy, who looks far too young to go to High School.
> A woman, black hair, eerily blue eyes, wearing what looks like a Tuxedo.
> The last one that seems to be in this group, a man holding what looks like... a Beer Can? He's incredibly dirty, and has a drenched backpack.

Rolled 31

>>24280997
The woman who woke you up first.

Rolled 42

>>24280997
>> The woman who woke you up
then
> A grade-A neckbeard, carrying around a case with a symbol on it, a Diamond with an Eye inside it.

Rolled 87

>>24280997
Start with the gas mask person

>>24280997
>> The woman who woke you up

then everybody else till we are interrupted by PLOT

>>24281078
>>24281052
The woman refers to herself as Jessica Vesly, and mentions that she was added to the school by random chance, a "Super High School Good Luck"

She offhand mentions that she misses her home already, and feels stupid for coming to the school.

You head over to the Neckbe-

"YOU THERE, ARE YOU HERE TO PERUSE MY COLLECTION OF PREMIUM FIGURES, DOUJIN, AND ANIME? "

Oh god.

" WELL, YOU MAY NOT! FOR THESE COLLECTIBLES ARE MINE AND MINE ALONE, NOW SHOO, SPEAK WITH THE APOTHECARY OR SOMETHING. "

What do you do?

> Run, run as fast as you can
> Continue trying to make conversation
> Other

Rolled 85

>>24281190
"Holy shit, is that a Gurren Lagann mini?"

>>24281230
" It is not, you little plebeian, it is clearly a Neon Genesis Evangelion figurine! Take your uncultured eyes ELSEWHERE! "

That's totally a Gurren Lagann Figure, you'd think somebody so obsessed with the stuff would at least know which series is which.

What now?

> Abandon conversation
> Continue
> Other

>>24281296

> Abandon conversation like a boat on fire

> A woman, black hair, eerily blue eyes, wearing what looks like a Tuxedo.
chat with this stylish fellow

then > ???, You can't really tell the gender, as the person is covered in bandages, scarves, and what looks like a cheap gasmask.
it seams properly paranoid

Rolled 24

>>24281296
"Right. If that's an EVA, I'm Shakira. And get your shit of my Exalted collection. I'm out"
Then go with >>24281331

>>24281331
>>24281348


You unleash your sassy remark, and the Neckbeard sort of just looks sullen. You then head over to the classy lady.

She mentions that she calls herself the Healer, and that her partner, the gas-Mask wearing fellow over there, is called the Apothecary. She calls herself a Super High School Level Bioengineer, but she also mentions it's unwise to trust everything she says. You wonder if you should trust that too.

> Speak to another
> Continue
> Ask about the Apothecary
> Other

>>24281407
>> Ask about the Apothecary

I didn't get what our ability is. Is it Planar walking or something else? Elaborate.

Rolled 14

>>24281424
It's being a super fa/tg/uy.
We're going to metagame through this entire quest, because that should totally be our power.
Also, ask about the Apothecary dude.

>>24281424
>>24281457

Your ability is Roleplaying, meaning you're basically /tg/ incarnate, a Roleplayer being run by roleplayers.

You ask her about the Apothecary. She responds with " The Apothecary is a... strange man, he may be bizarre, but he and I are almost opposites, despite being ally. He keeps his promises, never lies, and will help you in the end... But then again, I suppose opposites attract. His talent is... Surviving. he survived multiple natural disasters, and saved many people during the... event. However, be careful, he considers Humanity supreme in all regards, and considers anyone who challenges that ideal an enemy. "

>>24281536
>Your ability is Roleplaying, meaning you're basically /tg/ incarnate, a Roleplayer being run by roleplayers.

Uhh... okay. Don't know how that will help us..

>>24281536
"And, since I can't trust you, I should probably go over there and ask him myself, am I right?"

>>24281559
If there's something that needs its paints thinned, we'll be there.

>>24281559
It's better than being luck!
>>24281588
" Ohhh, a clever one... I think I'll enjoy our stay. But yes, you should speak with him, but I think you'll find I was spot on... " With that, she giggled slightly, before walking over to the Preacher Boy.

>>24281649
lets go talk to him see if he knows what is going on.

>>24281649
Go over to the Apothecary. "Hello there. Our mutual... acquaintance, let's say, sent me over. You're called the apothecary, right?"

>>24281707
>>24281677

" Aye, I am... Be careful with the Healer, though. She's loyal once you've befriended her, but until then, you're spare parts in her plan. " The Apothecary then told you about his talent, just like what The Healer said, but with some differences, he mentions that nobody could be saved from the vent, you can't heal Trauma so easily.

>>24281752
"I don't want to bother you, but, can you at least give me some info about what's going on? I really don't remember anything that happened."

>>24281752
so do you know what happened to get us all here cause right now I can't quite even remember my name.

>>24281831
>>24281835
" I would tell you, but there's no point in reintroducing the terrors that the Event caused to people have been cleaned of its horror. I do this out of mercy, and a hope that you can keep going... "

>>24281856
"Ah, so this is something out of Lovecraft. It was so nasty our minds choose to forget it. Well, thanks for the help,"

>>24281856
"well nice talking to you I am going to do the whole meet and great with people," (offer hand to shake)

move on to > The last one that seems to be in this group, a man holding what looks like... a Beer Can? He's incredibly dirty, and has a drenched backpack.
he could be a bro.

>>24281890
" No, what happened was indeed the work of a Human, but even the long term effects of what they did to us have reached even myself, I cannot remember who caused this, or by now I would have throttled them to death... "

You can begin to tell this man was bluffing about remembering.

>>24281934
"You know, my specialty is roleplaying. I can tell that you're bluffing. But I won't bother you about it. It was a pleasure talking to you, I'll check out the rest of our merry band."
Offer him a hand.

Then, onward to beer-man. We could use a drink.

>>24281957
You walk over to this Beer Ma-
" Dude. Aliens did this, it's the only possible explanation... either that or like... the Despair Organization... or somethin... "

> Abandon conversation
> Continue chilling
> Other

>>24282006
"so beer? got any more bro?

>>24282023
He hands you what looks like a beer can, but it's not any brand you've heard of, or you could remember. You look at it suspiciously. You're about to ask him about when he mentions that he found it in some Silver Case built into the side of one of the Mountains, and that he's been drinking them ever since.

>>24282006
METAGAMING INSTINCTS HO.
"Who's the despair organization, bro?"

>>24282057
"good enough for me,(crack it open and drinK)

>>24282063
>>24282072
do both

Oh god, Dangan Ronpa quest. We're all doomed. DOOMED I TELL YOU!

>>24282072
>>24282063
" Glad to see you're chill with it, Man... And the despair Organization is like...THE behind the scenes... responsible for everything, like, including the Hedgeclipper incident over in Tokyo, or and, the Genocider Syo murders, and... like, the War on terror. Stuff like that, man... They're responsible for EVERYTHIN', probably this too... By the way, my name's Oscar, talent's hosting parties... "

>>24282132
"Nice to meet you Oscar. And that's one hell of a talent. I'd introduce myself properly, but I can't remember my name, or how we got here, or anything. Just know that my talent is roleplaying."
"You have any idea about what's going on?"

>>24282172
" Rad talent, dude. All I know is that something's up with this place... It's not normal for Beer Caches to be on the sides of Mountains, ro for there to be statues on the peaks... There was also a Camel on one of them, I don't think those live in Mountains... "

Oh my god. Oh my GOD. A quest where I actually know shit about the setting and most other people don't! Ahahaha, let the meta begin!

>>24282215
So, can we look at ourselves? I don't think we've even covered what our sex is at this point. Also, ask about Syo murders.

>>24282215
"No, man, nothing about this place adds up. Beer caches? Statues? This place stinks of a nasty set-up."
"And apparently, from what I've gathered so far, nobody knows how or why we're here. And the bandage guy mentioned some "event" that had something to do with this."
"You up for a mystery, my man?"

>>24282255
You look down at yourself, hoping to be the little gir- You're not the little girl, instead you're just a Guy, simple T Shirt, nothing really on there, and some simple sweatpants. You ask Oscar about the Murders, he responds, telling you about a bodycount of thousands, each with the words "Bloodstain fever" written next to their corpses.

>>24282310

" Totally up for it, man. The kid, looks like small boy, he's apparently a Super High School Level Detective, and I'm pretty sure he's already investigating... Seems like a pretty chill kid, too, I'd think somebody as small as him would panic in this situation... "

>>24282385
>You look down at yourself, hoping to be the little gir-
You said it, not me.

Talk to child about situation. Introduce self.

>>24282385
If anybody asks, we're THAT GUY. No name, nothing. Just That Guy.
"Seriously? That's cool. Be right back, gonna introduce myself to young Sherlock over there."

>>24282439
>>24282423


The Boy looks captured in thought, inspecting the ground. You tap him lightly on the shoulders to get his attention. He looks quite curious, and almost intrigued in what's going on. He mentions how we all woke up near this location, but he hasn't found any footprints except our own, how odd, he states.

>>24282492
Wait. We've not been roleplaying have we? Okay. Okay okay okay. We can do this. Just.... we'll roleplay as a normal, confidant guy for now. Yeah, that's it!

Ask if anyone else remembers a glowing red M-shaped eye.

>>24282492
"So, we were dropped here on purpose. And Oscar found supplies nearby. And most likely, some of our friends know something about all this."
Who's up for teaming up with the kid and the party animal, finding a puppy, and forming the new Mystery Inc?

>>24282536
The Detective Child mentions that he too remembers the eye, but not out of pure Memory, but because it is printed on the Caches along with a single Black dot. He says that it's obvious that the Eye is the symbol of the perpetrator.

>>24282577
>He says that it's obvious that the Eye is the symbol of the perpetrator.

I too find this to be likely. Where is the black dot situated in relation to the M?

>>24282617
Directly across to the left, he mentions, almost like two eyes, one fine, and one bloody and scarred, representing the two sides of one's psyche. He then apologizes for getting too philosophical.

>>24282651
"Don't worry, it's probably true. The perpetrator acts like a Saturday morning cartoon villain, leaving his symbol everywhere."
"I wouldn't be surprised if it's something ridiculous like a robot bear some crazy girl owned or some shit like that."
"Sorry about that. Just remember one horrible game I had to run."

>>24282651
"Think nothing of it!" Check out one of these caches. See what they look like. I'm guessing they're split in halves, one black the other white?

>>24282697
"But at least it was better than the game with the ballerina princess plushie. Goddamned PCs."

>>24282697
The Boy giggles slightly, and states that his name Jonathan, SHSL Detective.

>>24282701
Indeed they are. Inside the one already opened are multiple beer cans, some plastic golden coins, and... A dagger. Everybody is confused as to why a Dagger would be stored with Beer and Toys...

>>24282767
>Everybody is confused as to why a Dagger would be stored with Beer and Toys

Check to make sure dagger is in fact sharp and not a toy. Also, are we wearing gloves perchance? Not that it effects anything, just curious. Once we've checked, let's talk to anyone we haven't already, just introducing ourselves and asking what their SHSL ability is.

>>24282812
This, for now.

>>24282812
You're not wearing Gloves, no, in fact, you're terribly ill-equipped for how cold it is.

You press your fingers against the side of the Blade, avoiding the Edge, it is indeed real, and the stainless steel comprising it is quite cold...

You and Jonathan leave the Dagger behind, and return to "camp", only one person left to greet, the Preacher...

This'll be fun.

>>24282881
Mention that we hope he's like that guy from Firefly. Also, would we know where Hopes Peak academy is located, and thus what our nationality is? Or are those memories locked away as well?

>>24282920
Yes, all the names they have chosen are nicknames since almost everything except the Talents have been forgotten.


You approach the Preacher, and mention the referenc- " BLASPHEMY! I AM NO FICTIONAL CHARACTER, I AM A SERVANT OF THE ALLFATHER. "

Oh god, more crazies.

>>24282979
"HAIL, SON OF FENRIS. THE EMPEROR PROTECTS. Or are you one of Odin's flock?"

>>24282979
All of the important stuff, that is.


>>24283001
" YOU... LITTLE.... INFIDEL! HOW DARE YOU TREAT THE MAKER OF MAN LIKE... LIKE A CHARACTER!? I WOULD BURN YOU, IF I COULD... "

>>24283024
"So... The Celtic Dagda? Am I getting close?"

>>24283024
"Butcha can't. So let's try to work together. I mean come on, even if there's nothing actually wrong here and this is some sort of academy test, and not the work of these Despair guys or the Great Disaster that have been spoken of, we'll need to find shelter. If it's cold now it'll be worse at night, and I don't want to wake up frozen to the ground. Or not wake up at all."

>>24283068
" I... suppose you have a point, my name is Tobias, father of a NEWWWW FAAAAAITH, and Super High School Level Preacher. I will ally myself with you, for now... "

>>24283061
Tobias scoffs at this comment.

A resounding BANG fills the air, followed by static, and childish giggling...

>>24283109
METAGAMING INSTINCTS STRIKE AGAIN!
"And the game begins."

>>24283109
Oh boy. Ohhhhh booooy! I am excite. Are the rest of you excite? You should be. Because things are about to get /fun/.

Look around, attempt to locate source of giggling.

>>24283149
>>24283134


Everybody looks terrified, as the sky goes dark, and full of Black clouds instead of the previous grey ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgDEmWKBIt8

A childish, disturbing, and... despair-inducing voice fills the air.

" Upupupupupu~... Now that you've all gotten to know each other, it's time for the games to begin, all 6 Groups, please head down to the Ruins in the center of the valley... " Kzzzrt, the transmission fades.

>>24283240
Let's get down to it, then. Keep with Jonathan and Oscar, they seem cool.
Also, Jessica. Thank her for watching over us, for whatever's that worth.

>>24283240
So.... six groups of, what, nine people? That's rather a lot.... Probably best to do what the voice says. For now.

>>24283318
Groups 5 and 6 are comprised of one person each, The Perpetrator considered their egos large enough to fit entire groups.

>>24283310

You walk down the mountains with Jonathan and Oscar, but you make sure to thank Jessica for making sure you were alright, she responds with a simple No Problem. It seems the Apothecary, The Healer, and Tobias have made a team, much like you have with Jonathan and Oscar.

You eventually reach the Ruins, and you see the other groups, participants include but are nto limited to, a female with White heair and Red tattoos, a Man in Black and White armor with Red and Blakc trim, respectively, probably looted it from a cache, and a person in regal clothes, wearing a crown.

>>24283435
"And I'm at the convention of Mary Sues. Perfect."
Observe what's going on. Can Jessica join our group as well? She's lady luck, if I got this right.

>>24283435
Oh so THAT'S where Togami is! I gotcha.

Hmmm, well, we've come here. What next oh omnipotent voice from above? I suppose we'll stay with the group we came with for now. Though crown boy intrigues me.

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>>24283500
>>24283501


Both Oscar and Jonathon think your sass is amazing. You are truly a perfect Sassmaster. You ask jessica if she wants to join your 'team', she responds asking why we would need a team.

Jessica isn't very Genre Savvy, it would seem.

In the center of the ruins, there is a broken statue, showing only the feet of whatever it was supposed to depict, inscribed on its pedestal is "In the memory of the former headmistress."

The Statue begins whirring and clicking, before falling into pieces, revealing...

A plush toy.

>>24283603
"FUCKING CALLED IT."

>>24283603
Attempt to pick it up and hug it.
Our love and friendship with this bear will make everything okay

>>24283603
>A plush toy.
Pic related, I take it? Well then. Let us sass our way to victory. See >>24283660 for maximum sass factor.

>>24283660
This. But all the time, complain how you'd do a better job at painting and modeling it.

>>24283628

" A smart cookie, so it seems! Don't think thta will get you very fa- "
>>24283660
>>24283672
>>24283714

" This is new. I was honestly not expecting this. "
With that, the toy sort of forces its way out of your grasp, and rolls back over to his Statue spot.

" That was tedious! But now the games can begi- WOULD YOU ALL STOP LAUGHING? "

After a moment of seemingly unending laughter, things quiet down. Jessica asks what a little Toy Bear is doing in the mountains. Monobear responds by mocking her, mentioning the Bears DO live in mountains.

" Now, let's get to work... Welcome, children, the the Exploration Life of Mutual Killing! Island Life and School Life were taken. "

>>24283787
"HOLY SHIT IT MOVES ITS FUCKING POSSESSED"
Call the preacher to attempt to exorcise the ghost out of the toy.

>>24283787
Mumble something about "superior headmasters" while listening. Wait for some other person to be the fool who asks about "life of mutual killing."

>>24283823
>>24283834
Tobias SCREAAAAMS INTO THE AIR, CALLLLING UPON AAAAAALL THE TRINITIES TO RIP THIS SPIRIT FROM THE BODY OF THE TOY, FOR FATHER FROST!

It does nothing.

Tattoo Girl asks the Toy Bear about this "Life of Mutual KIlling. You've never heard more profanities from one person ever before. She seems like the type that would memorize the "You're fucking dead, Kiddo" copypasta and recite it to every challenger.

" How Rude! But, since you asked so ~Nicely~, I'll tell you about it "

The crowd continues laughing at Tattoo Girl's profanities.

" You're all trapped here. "

Silence.

" And the only way you can get out, is by killing someone else... " Even tattoo girl doesn't respond to this Statement.

>>24284009
"Does this include you?"

>>24284009
Can we kill you and leave?
Do we have to kill just one person and have us all go home?

Sometimes you gotta be the powergaming munchkin questioning the DM

>>24284067
This.
"I assume that you can't. And I assume that there's more than one one of you, because otherwise we'd tear you apart."
"And I assume that even if we do kill you, this game will continue. Am I right?"

>>24284138
> can't leave
Sorry about that.

>>24284106
>>24284067

You know, any TYPICAL DM would railroad you into choosing the Hope path, but I'll let you guys choose the Killer path, just once, once you kill someone, you'll be treated to either an escape good end or an Execution bad end, but after this, time will skip riiiight back to before, because of the story and plot threads.

>>24284138
>>24284067

" You're awfully smart, almost Genre Savvy, I think I'll enjoy watching you interact with the others. But yes, all you have said is true. Because of this, you have a Cache with your name on it back at Camp" Monobear does a short applause. " Nonetheless, Each Camp now has a Pile of Student ID cards in a small cache, they will explain the rules. Have fun, and kill well... " With that, Monobear vanished.

>>24284252
"Well. I think I speak for us all when I say 'Fuckdamn shitcunts'. Now, let's find those IDs. Knowledge is power in situations like these, and it's best that we know these no doubt disturbing rules."

Also, I for one want to go for the Hope path, I'm just saying that we should get the opportunity to destroy monobear at some point. Also, well.... Other stuff. Let's just say I feel the original Despair got off too easy. There are far worse things than.... well, again, you know.

>>24284252
Wait, is there a set time to start killing, or is it now Killing Time?

>>24284334
Let's go with Hope.

"So. Who's up for breaking this cunt's game?"

>>24284252
Run back and pick up the IDs
Try and pick up the knife you and jonathon found.
Our target will be tattoo girl, fuck that cunt.

>>24284252
choo choo no meaningful choices chooo choooo

>>24284410
If we're going to kill someone, it's going to be crown guy.
Fuck crown guy.

>>24284366
You can kill whenever, part of the Exploration is the feel of Paranoia.

>>24284334
Oh trust me, The Perpetrator WILL suffer a far worse fate, as this one is much more evil than Junko, and will provide... incentives, later on, such a mind-altering gases.

>>24284372
>>24284334


Jonathan and Oscar are all over it, and jessica cautiously agrees. You start heading up the mountains to your camp again, The Apothecary looks visibly disturbed, and you can tell that even from a distance... jessica just looks somewhat sad, Oscar is chillax, as usual, and Jonathan is already captured in thought. You eventually make it, and see two Boxes, one with a Monobear face on it, and one with Your face on it.

>>24284449
Ponder about the monobear, and open it.
Obviously it's for you too since you and monobear are best friends.

Talk to Jonathon about how to perfectly set up a murder, get you, oscar, jonathon, and jessica out of here by sacrificing the mary sues.

Alright, what path are we gonna go first, Hope or Killer?

Gonnaask this before ending the Prologue and linking you guys to the amazing Intro music

>>24284449
Open the one with our face on it. Ask Jessica if she's okay.
Also, Apothecary dude knows something about this, we should talk to him if we have a chance.

>>24284521
Hope. LG 4 lyfe, bro.

>>24284449
Dude, spoilers! What if someone here eventually finds the archived thread of the LP and... spoilers man! But yes, JUNKOS. JUNKOS as far as the eye can see.

Oh hey, OUR face? Well. This is interesting. Let's open it.

>>24284493
I'd read the murder rules first before you plan on killing with the thought of getting multiple people out; maybe only one person per murder escapes?

>>24284521
Hope dawg.

>>24284555
>>24284541
>>24284533


Hope it is, then!

We'll play Killer after we finish the Hope runthrough.
************END OF PROLOGUE~~~~~~~~~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdmsBnQycxg

>>24284533
Jessica comments that this is all fucked up, and she'd like some Rest. The Apothecary just offhandedly mentions... things about 'her being dead' and 'How could it be back' in a hushed voice.

>>24284555

You open your Cache, inside is a d20, along wiht the note saying "Roleplayers never get real prizes
~ Monokuma "

The Monobear cache has the IDs.

>>24284808
What color/pattern is the D20? DETAILS MAN!

Oh, and go get our ID I guess.

>>24284521
Hope

>>24284808
> Roleplayers never get real prizes
Now he's just a dick.

Anyway, grab the IDs.

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>>24284808
What an asshole, I guess this is his revenge for us hugging him.
The next time we see him, hug the fucker till he begs to be let go.

>>24284833
It is red, each side has a Monobear face instead of a Number.

You take the ID, while the others take theirs, you decided to read the rules.

1. YOU MAY ONLY VISIT THE RUINS AT NIGHT
2. NO KILLING MAY OCCUR AT THE STATUES, BUT YOU CAN ONLY MOVE TO THEM ONE HOUR A DAY.
3. CACHES ARE SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE VALLEYS, AND HAVE IMPORTANT SUPPLIES. LIKE FOOD
4. YOU MAY NOT KILL MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN GROUP.
5. TOBIAS IS LAME
6. AFTER A BODY IS DISCOVERED, WE WILL HAVE A SCHOOL TRIAL, IF YOU FAIL TO GUESS THE KILLER, YOU ALL DIE, IF THE KILLER IS FOUND OUT, S/HE DIES.
7. MONOBEAR RULES HOPE DROOLS.

>>24284808
>>24284901
>>24284904
give the dice a roll

fuck the rules suck!

>>24284904
Classy guy that Monobear! So I think what we need to do right now is figure out how the Junkos factor into all this. After that, we can discuss with our group what to do. Being in a group and not being allowed to kill each other in the self same group opens a lot of strategy. If we can find food and shit, and manage to find shelter, then we can set up watches, try to prevent people from getting killed.

Rolled 12

>>24284963
rolling

>>24284901
From now on, we make bear puns whenever we deal with Monobear.
As revenge for the d20.

>>24284904
"I believe that he's monitoring us. This is slowly turning unBEARable, I can't BEAR to think about what horrible person made him."
"Probably the same guy who made F.A.T.A.L."

>>24284904
>Can't kill people in own group
>Failure to guess means everybody including groups die
FUCK
THIS MEANS KILLER WILL JUST BE ~lonexxsnipaxxwolf~
Roll the dice.

>>24284904
> YOU MAY NOT KILL MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN GROUP.
So, what's stopping us from grouping all together?

>>24285014
Your own group is the people you started with. It's designed to prevent easy killing AND prevents the Other teams from killing as easily.

>>24285006
>>24284980

You roll the dice, due to your halfway roll, all you get is a Plastic Coin, maybe this thing is more useful than it seems.

>>24284970
You mention this to the rest of the Team, Apothecary agrees full-heartedly, and your team naturally agrees, but the others are a bit iffy.

Rolled 7

>>24285068
lets go find some food before I roll this dice too much and explode.

>>24285114
This. Also, while we're moving, we need to stick together. Going solo is a sure way to get killed.

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" Eh... It is now 10 PM, official Nighttime Begins now. The Ruins are open, but all Caches are sealed until morning. Oops, looks like I forgot to add that to the rules. " Your IDs beep, seemingly indicating a new rule.

>>24285068
>Jessica and Healer refusing
I found some potential dead people!

>danganronpa
isn't this that animu game that made a lot of tumblrites get angry at SA?

>>24285154
Suggest that we go check out the ruins for a bit, backtrack a little to where we started and pick up that knife we found.
Might come in handy

>>24285160
The Tumblr fandom makes me choke on my own vomit. So does the SA fandom, at times.

>>24285177
You decide to head back down to the ruins, everybody else is just staying at camp, for now. Cowards.
The ruins are very large, and take up the entire lower valley, it would seem that this would be an ideal place to Hide Bodies, considering all the entrances into caves and various puzzles. Nonetheless, it's incredibly dark, and you can barely make out anything. What will you do?

Rolled 15

>>24285209
Roll the dice. "Come on, battery lamp."

>>24285160
Lots of people don't like SA. Hell, I'm a full member and even *I* don't particularly like it, especially its stupid mods. On there, if you use a smiley such as >.< you get your posting privileges taken away for a day. What kind of shit is that? I mean, you do that on 4chan and you get mocked, which lets a person know not to do that. No need to be bigger asses about it. The double standards are annoying as well. Do a non-SA smiley and be a nobody? Probated. Do it while you're a drawfag or something? Get away scot free.

ANYWAY...

>>24285209
If it's dark, head back to camp. Why did we come here, if we don't have a light it's pointless, and we won't FIND one either cause the caches are sealed.

>>24285234
or at least a coin with light cast on it.

>>24285234
>>24285248
You attempt to do so, but the D20 just laughs at you. You take this as meaning it can only be used once per day.

>>24285240
You head back to camp, once you get there, almost everyone's asleep, except for the Apothecary, who's just sitting there, shaken.

Rolled 4

>>24285261
Talk to him.
"So. Now that we're all alone, are you going to tell me what you know about this whole thing?"

>>24285261
Talk to APOTHECARY. Ask why they are SHAKEN. What did they mean by HER BEING DEAD and IT BEING BACK. Make sure to use GRATUITOUS CAPITALS.

>>24285278
>>24285291


" This has... happened once before. I did not participate, I merely watched, like everybody else, all across the world... " The Apothecary looks up. " But I made a promise... and I will keep it, so I will tell you no more than that... "

>>24285319
"Ooooof course you made a promise like that. Whelp. I'm off to bed then. Wake me when you go to sleep and I'll take next watch."

>>24285319
"So, your promise is worth more than our lives. Interesting."
"Very well, I'll respect that. Wake me up when you go to sleep, I'll take the next watch."

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>>24285353
>>24285339


You go to sleep.


*END OF DAY ONE~

~MONOBEAR THEATER~

Do you ever wonder what it's like to be a fish?

To be constantly fighting against the current, or a predator.

To hide under a rock to realize it IS a predator.

It makes you think about life.

What if we all really are fish.

No matter how far we go, we always end up at the same place.

Well, spawning ground.

AND THEN SOME BEAR CAMACKS YOU OUT OF THE WATER AND B I T E S Y O U R H E A D O F F !

That's why I'm a bear, of course.

>>24285437
Never change Monobear. Never change.

>>24285437
not a fish I am a man, men kill bears for fun

You awoken by the sound of Monobear's voice.

" Eh... It is now 7 am, Day begins now. The Ruins are off limits but all caches are unsealed. Let's all strive to do our best today! I'll also be introducing the first... Incentive, at Night Start. Until then, do your best. "

You yawn, look around, and see a Campfire. Apothecary and the Healer made on while you were sleeping, it would seem. Oscar wishes you a good morning, meanwhile Jonathan seems to be scribbling something into the ground. Neckbeard is missing, but Apothecary mentions he went out in advance, to look for Caches before they open.

>>24285487
and food and shelter and safety,


>>24285535
well lets get cracking and get some stuff,and get what we can.

>>24285535
Bleh, it's getting to be too late for me to continue OP. Super high school level thank you for running this, I'll read the rest of the thread when I wake up. Stay excellent.

>>24285535
"Morning Oscar, Jonathan. You two. Thanks for keeping watch. You could've woken me up anytime, you know."
"Anyway. Where's Jessica?"

>>24285535
Say youre going to go join neckbear in finding caches, leave to go find supplies

>>24285573
Oscar mentions that he didn't want to interrupt, but will make sure to remember next time. Jonathan is still scribbling things into the ground, but mentions that Jessica vanished in the middle of the night, without telling anyone, even the Apothecary, Tobias too.

>>24285626
"Oh, right, Tobias. Forgot about him."
"Hell, I don't like this. You stay here. I'll go join the neckbear in the search. Hopefully we'd run into Tobias and Jessica."

>>24285626
Pick up a rock and go hunting for a fatguy.

>>24285695
>>24285743


You set off, looking for Jessica, Tobia, and the Neckbeard who was too disturbing to find out his name and talent. You notice a Cache, but also see another Participant lower down the valley, you may need to keep low...

>>24285784
Can we brain the other participant with the cache?

>>24285784
Keep low, and open the cache.
Watch that guy for any suspicious activity.

>>24285795
The Cache is built into the Wall this time, like th eone with the Dagger, your brilliant idea to crush the Participant's skull will have to happen on a day with better resources and when we're on the Killer Runthrough.

>>24285813
He doesn't seem to notice you, and you slowly open the Cache... Inside is literally Gold Coins, as in actual gold, Topped with a Silver Tiara, and several bottles of wine.

You now know where Crownprick got his attire. This would be a great find, if currency wasn't useless.

>>24285856
Put on the tiara and approach them while assuming the role of SHSL Drunk. They might lower their guard.

>>24285856
We can use it later. For distractions, bargaining and so on.
But first, check for traps.

Anyway, what does that other participant look like?

>>24285877
>>24285872
You attempt to take the Tia- GOD FUCKING DAMN THAT HURTS.

HOLY SHIT HOW COULD YOU NOT NOTICE THAT SHIT WAS BOILING HOT.

>>24285877
WELL YOU CAN TELL WHAT THE TRAP WAS NOW. You try to calm down and not make any noise, and glance over at the other partiipant. Female, Black hair, apron, carrying a Canvas and Easel around, looking for something, or somewhere.

>>24285913
Get a stick and toss the tiara in the direction of the girl, and try to pick up the bottles.

>>24285913
How the hell is it so fucking hot.
Check if a bottle of wine is boiling hot

>>24285913
YOU SEE? THIS HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T HAVE OUR MORNING COFFEE.
Anyway, are we wounded or something?

Also, this >>24285941
If she seems friendly, approach her. She's probably a Super Maid or something.

If the wine is boiling we may have found ourselves a weapon.

>>24285941
>>24285949
>>24285958


You fling Tiara, almost making a noise, it tumble off the cliff and rolls past her. She looks puzzled, at best. You make a grab for the wine, it seems the Tiara was the only Trap, probably not even an actual Tiara, probably some Monotech that heats on touch.

She doesn't seem hostile, and you think about approaching her. Do you follow up on the thought?

>>24286023
Sure. Let's try to approach her.
Just be careful, she could have backup somewhere nearby.

>>24286023
Make sure to pocket a rock to defend ourselves if she turns hostile.

>>24286023
fuck yea introduce our selves fuck this sick game we play by our oun rules the rules of the white knight, also grab some gold coins make our shirt into a sack and the wine too

>>24286023
make shirt into a bag fill with coin and wine, nothing says fuck you like a bag full of gold coins to the face.

>>24286023
Roll the d20 and see what items we get.
I'd avoid contact, shes not from out group and we're alone, prime time for a killing.

>>24286071
>>24286047

You don't see any rocks, but a Bottle of wine will do.
You slide down, and she sort of gets startled, but quickly comes to her sense, and asks if you were the one who threw the tiara.

>>24286147
Say yes and ask if shes seen anybody around, youre looking for some of your group members

>>24286147
"Yeah. That dickish bear put a trap inside one of the caches. I'd advise you to check any you encounter, just to be safe."
"Anyway, nice to meet you."

>>24286147
Deny the existence of the tiara. No matter what deny that we see it. She'll start to question her sanity.

>>24286161
She thanks you for telling her as such, and refers to herself as Alice, SHSL Artist.

>>24286158
She mentions that she chatted with a Fat man, bearing an odd stubble, in the past. But she was disturbed by him, and quickly absconded, she also mentions that she someone in a Red Jacket climbing up the Mountains, nearing the Staircase that leads to the "Heretic" statue.

>>24286202
Oh, God, what are those idiots up to.
Does she know where she saw the neckbeard last time?

>>24286202
"thank you very much I ma David D. Davidson and you are?"

>>24286234
A while back, trying the Open a Cache on top of what looked like the Ruins of a church built into the Upper Valleys, , he insisted that the Rubble could be moved, but he obviously lacked the strength to get rid of all of it.

>>24286269
lets keep looking for stuff walk with the girl she shouldn't be left unescorted its dangerous.

>>24286269
"You're not leading me into a trap, are you? One per day is quite enough, thank you very much."
"Anyways, I'm off to find them. Best of luck to you, and be careful. Or, if you want, we can both go searching for them and some caches."

Rolled 4

>>24286269
Thank her and leave in the general direction of where she directed us
Also roll d20

>>24286355
don't roll unless we are in private/ around our group we don't want any one to know about our magic dice.

>>24286355
You roll the D20, and due to your low number, something awful happens.

Monobear appears before both of you.

" I found a rotten Dead Body during our picni- "
" Oh, I forgot I added this as one of the random events. I see artist Girl and Roleplayer boy are talking. There is only one way this can end, unnecessary Romance. Well, probably not, if you two are smart. Don't want to end up like Romeo and Juliet, after all! "

>>24286406
"Nah, baby, I only have eyes for you."

>>24286406
"you are unBEARable, this place is just GRISLY,

>>24286406
Take a drink and go after the beard. Invite the artist along as well.

>>24286406
HUG THE BEAR HUG THE BEAR HUG THE BEAR

>>24286428
>>24286434
>>24286451


" ... "
" You win. "

With that, Monobear vanishes, still having no way to respond to your sass attacks, Alice sort of just sits there confused.

You then invite her along to find the Neckbeard, she agrees, but is still cautious.

>>24286489
"So, anyway. Sorry about that little inconvenience."

>>24286489
Get shitfaced. We're probably not going to like what we find.

>>24286601
"Also, did that cunt mention a dead body?"

>>24286601
>>24286607
>>24286628

" It seems he did... let us hope it was done in by a natural event... or else a Trial may occur even before the incentive is told... "

>>24286678
(crack open a bottle of wine ) well here to a lovely girl and our impending deaths, (take a big swig) (offer her some)

>>24286678
"Yeah, let's hope so. This entire thing is just ridiculous."
"And what's this incentive? Something that'd want to make us kill one another?"
Imitating the bear, "Those of you who don't kill at least one person will have to watch all Kevin Costner movies."

>>24286771
>>24286764

She takes the Wine, but barely drinks any. However, she chuckles at the Joke, you set off in the direction of the Church, and when you reach it, you can see a trail of PINk coming from inside.

>>24286884
Taste the pink. Taste the rainbow. Then follow the trail.

>>24286884
Examine the trail.

>>24286884

Attempt to commune with Pelor to divine the source.

>>24286884
smell the pink

>>24286950
>>24286929
>>24286924
Pelor tells you that it tastes like blood. Or maybe your tongue told you. Who knows. You continue following in, to find a Dead Neckbeard with a Stab Wound in his chest, along with a Dead Tattoo Girl holding onto a knife, crushed by rubble.

>>24287001
Tell the artist to go get her peeps. Once she's gone it's time for some sleuthing.

>>24287001
"Ah crap." Time for detective work.
Tell Alice to keep back while you investigate the scene.

>>24287001

SECURE THE MINIS

>>24287001
Get jonathan, its time for detective boy wonder to do his job

>>24287001
"hey think you could paint this, may help the detective guy figure out what happened. "

"fuck this just sad"

>>24287034
>>24287040
You tell Alice to tell her group, and begin Sleuthing.
>>24287041
fucK SLEUTHING YOU'RE GOING IN FOR THE PRIZE.

YOU OPEN HIS SUITCASE.

THERE ARE OLD SCHOOL BIONICLES, TONS OF ANIME FIGURINES, A FUCKING DREADNAUGHT MADE OF BREAD. A BREADNAUGHT. AND A HOME-MADE NOX MASK.

>>24287047
After pocketing the Suitcase, you run back to camp.

How od you tell Jonathan?

>>24287150
"You guys. We found two dead bodies inside that church."
"Jonathan, you're the wunderkind detective, right? You up for some sleuthing?"

>>24287150

Devour Breadnaught, stick waifu in pocket.

We tell Jonathan with ENTHUSIASM

>>24287150
tell him what we saw and take hm there, we need to figure out who did this to live.

>>24287150
"There's a dead nigga uptop. Your sleuthing juice is needed." Channel that inner negro.

>>24287185
"Also, there are Bionicles there. If we hurry up, we can grab those."

>>24287195
>>24287185
>>24287187
>>24287195
>>24287225
>>24287224

You guide Jonathan to the Church, he begins sleuthing, it seems he cannot be disturbed in any way while sleuthing...

>>24287246
Look around the area to spot where any rocks may have fallen. The head there to counter sleuth. Since parallel investigations are all the rage these days.

>>24287246
Wait, what about the others?
Also, check the scene, see if you can help him out.

Clean and then wear the Nox mask.

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>>24287310
...the Neckbeard called me plebeian'...
...Tattoo Girl called me 'Asshole'...
From this moment forth, the world will learn to call me...
...NOOOOOXXxxx...

>>24287414
Good. Now parallel-investigate Nox.

>>24287414
Disregard the game and go wander the mountains. Avoid people during the day and stay in the ruins by night.

>>24287414
see if we can get to the container they were trying to open probable something good inside.

>>24287414
But we didn't even know tattoo girl.

Anyway, THAT WAS A GURREN LAGANN FIGURE, YOU FAT STUPID FUCK.
I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL.

>>24287430
You begin investigating, specifically looking at the stab wound, it isn't in the shape of the tattoo Girl's knife, suggesting that something else stabbed the Neckbeard.

>>24287498
Figures. It would've been too easy otherwise.
Check out the tattoo girl. Did the rocks do her in, or was she moved beneath them?
And where do those blood trails lead to/from?

>>24287557
You look at her, there is a Blood trails coming from her, and is quite large, suggesting she was moved. The blood trail coming from the Neckbeard leads down the path, in the direction of the staircase.

>>24287624
So, somebody is using this place to hide dead bodies.
Check the knife. Is it the one from our camp?

Also, notify Jonathan of what we've found so far.

>>24287649
Jonathan has been paying attention to what you've found, as well. You check the Knife, it's certainly from your camp, but has something scraped into it.

>>24287686
Using your powers of sherlock holmes RP read what it says

>>24287686
Oh God damn it. What's written on it?

>>24287699
You can barely make it out, but if you're correct, it says 'We are never leaving this place. There is no point in continuing. " How demoralizing. Not. Nothing can scare someone wearing a Nox Mask. Except the Words 20 minutes. Nonetheless, this seems like a pointless note, but you keep it in mind, anyways. What will you do now?

>>24287744
Investigate more. Make a small mental note to check out the Apothecary again.

>>24287744
go up the satires see what they were trying to get.

>>24287744
Some chuckle fuck most likely pretending that they committed suicide.
Investigate whose stupid enough to try this

>>24287772
You investigate more, such as where the Bloodtrail leads, it gets more thin, but continues heading in the direction of the Heretic Statue, upon reaching there you find... a crucified person, but it doesn't look like a participant, in fact, you're pretty sure that's just the statue, nonetheless, you find what looks like a Shotel stabbed into the ground in front of it, seemingly where the blood originates.

>>24287848
look at the shovel look for tracks exct...

>>24287848
Examine the scene.
Also, is it a Shovel or a Shotel?

>>24288033
>>24288046
Shotel, as in the weapon type, curvy sword. You do see tracks; they lead through the bushes, but there is another set of Tracks, heading downwards.

I'm actually feeling a bit tired, I'll continue this tomorrow, if this thread's still up I'll use it, if not, I'll make another one. Night.

>>24288088
Sure thing. You could archive it in any case.

>>24288088
Damn, you mean I can't bullshit detect? A shovel would've been so much more useful...

Anyways, cya around then. Thanks for running!

>>24288092
Sorry, my I never bothered with it's showing, so how do archive?

>>24288126
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html?
Fill this in, and it should be done. Also, it updates automatically every 2 hours, so you only have to do it once.

>>24288148
Thanks. With that, I'll head to bed.