>>24408917
Shoot it with the tonk, pew pew.

REJOICE. TIME FOR STURMFUHRER.

>>24408917
If the spy is still on its surface order the sniper to kill him if not order the tank to fire on structurally weak sections of the U-boat such as the access hatch or other such areas.

>>24408917
Welp, I think we ought to shoot that sub with our Tonk, if Sam's Lancaar has the range she can pop it as well, Alex should shoot the spy, we aren't getting him back so we may as well give them the proverbial middle finger.

If anyone is not currently shooting at the swimmer, they should be. I've had enough of the "Lets take more prisoners" bullshit.

Kill all the Imps!

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>>24408917
To say that the entire harbor exploding in a panic was a bit of an understatement. Only the Imperials used u-boats in a wide capacity, so it didn't take the Alionese citizens long to realize what was happening. It also didn't take long for the u-boat's deck gun to start indiscriminately shelling the harbor, no doubt to cover their comrade's retreat.

However, the u-boat had made a critical mistake. It had surfaced far too close to land, putting it well within range of Julia's tank, and even a lucky lance shot. Hell, if you jumped in a boat right now, you're confident that you could board the damn thing.

You turn to see the Home Guard contingent scrambling for cover. Captain Waring himself is trying to rally them, but they can't seem to hear him over the roaring of the u-boat's cannon.

>Your orders?

>>24409032
SINK THAT BITCH WITH AP ROUNDS!

>>24409032

The tank fires, and keeps firing.

We lead everyone else to find the nearest boat, firing rockets and suppressing fire all the while.

Then we attempt to clear out the top deck.

>>24409032
If the bastard spy is still out in the open, have everyone try to kill him while the tank fires on the U-Boat.

>>24409032
Alexander snipes anyone exposed on the U-Boat, which is probably just the SPY. Anyone who has a decently ranged weapon also shoots at him, because fuck you Spy.

Julia opens fire with her tank on the U-Boat, because fuck submarines.

If Sam has a decent shot from here she takes it, remaining behind cover as much as possible, if she needs to get closer she should advance from cover to cover and then take the shot.

>>24409032
>>24409049
Do this.

>>24409032
Julia starts firing at the sub. Aleksander pops the spy then starts on the deck gun crew. Brillant supports him. Us Joe and Tarin hop in a boat and board that mother if Julia hasn't sunk it by the time we get there.

>>24409049
Agreeing with this

>>24409032
this >>24409049
Who knows, maybe the fates will smile on us, and we'll score a bitchin' submarine.

So just to clarify, do you want to split the squad, or pile everyone into the boat?

>>24409125
Leave our scouts and sniper for supporting fire since if we do board the ship the halls will likely be crowded anyway.

>>24409125
Well obviously Julia isn't going in the boat.

Split. Keep Aleksandr, Julia, and Sam on shore, the rest of us which is Scouts and Stormtroopers will board that motherfucking U-Boat and wreck their shit.

>>24409125

The lancer needs to be on the boat, our CQC specs as well. Leave the sniper, and the Tank, of course.

>>24409164
Wait, maybe we should bring Sam, what is the range on the Lancaar in general terms, like on shore firing on the U-Boat or on a boat firing at it.

>>24409204

I want Sam on the boat, part of this is being able to damage the sub from new angles, we need her to do that.

>>24409032
"Demons! On me!" You yell, rallying your squad. "Julia, you stay on station and put some fire on that u-boat! Alek, don't let that spy escape. If it comes down to it, take him out. Everybody else, it's time for a boarding action!"

"Sweet!" Ramirez grins. "I call shotgun!"

Fortunately, there's a nearby tug that you easily commandeer. Everybody piles in, making sure to stay down so as not be exposed.

Julia begins to open fire on the u-boat. Thanks to the immediate threat she poses, as well as not looking too threatening yourself, the deck gun begins to pivot to face the tank.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 6

>>24409267

Rolled 3

>>24409267
KILL! KILL KILL!

Rolled 15

>>24409267

>>24409307
thank god...

Rolled 15

>>24409267

Rolled 17

>>24409307
Julia's cannon roars as it spits out an armor piercing shell, slamming into the side of the u-boat and causing it to rock momentarily. The spy, who was trying to clamber up the side, is knocked off by the shock and sent falling back into the water. Alek sighs and tries to readjust his aim.

Meanwhile, the deck returns fire at Julia. So far, the u-boat crew doesn't seem to have noticed you. You could try firing on it now, but you're still a bit out of ideal weapon range.

>Stay down and wait till we can get closer.
>Open fire!
>Other

>>24409374
>>Stay down and wait till we can get closer.

Try to approach from the other side for maximum SURPRISE BITCHES.

>>24409374
Wait for it. Waaait for it.

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>>24409374
>Open fire!

SOMALI PIRATE MODE ENGAGED

>>24409374
>Stay down and wait till we can get closer.
Stay on target. Stay on target.

>>24409374
Steady does it don't fire till we're right on top of them.

Rolled 6, 9 = 15

>>24409374
The deck gun scores a solid hit on Julia's tank, but only leaves a scorch mark on the front armor.

Julia returns fire and Alek takes his first shot at the spy, who's still stuck in the water.

Meanwhile, Heloise tries to work the controls of the tug to coax some more speed out of it.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 17

>>24409494

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>>24409374
>Stay down and wait till we can get closer.

Rolled 6

>>24409494

Rolled 9

>>24409494

Rolled 12

>>24409494
Oh please have luck.

Rolled 17

>>24409494

STURMWASSER

Rolled 20

>>24409494
>>24409508
Julia and Alek both fire but miss. Julia's shell is off target and splashes into the bay just short of the U-boat. The spy has now reached the hull of the u-boat again and is attempting to clamber up.

"Yessss! So there that's where they put the turbocharge!" Heloise exclaims with glee before flipping a big red switch on the control console.

Designed to pull and push ships several magnitudes larger than itself, the tug's sheer power gives it a massive burst of speed, rocketing toward the u-boat. And and you're closing... rather fast.

>Circle around and we'll hit that bastard from behind!
>RAMMING SPEED
>Other

Rolled 1

>>24409626
If World of tanks has taught me anything its that ramming is ALWAYS a viable option
[x] RAMMING SPEED

>>24409626
>RAMMING SPEED

KNOCK KNOCK!

>>24409626
>ramming speed
PEEKABOO, MOTHERFUCKERS!

>>24409626
>RAMMING SPEED

HA HA TIME FOR STURMFUHRERS

>>24409626
>RAMMING SPEED
WHO ORDERED THE WHOOP-ASS BLINTZES?!

>>24409626
>>Circle around and we'll hit that bastard from behind!

Circle around, hit it in somewhere important with Sam's Rocket.

RAMMING SPEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odA_EVwVycU

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>>24409767
>HFW

>>24409801
Dat Mana

>>24409626
The deck gun fire again, this time scoring a solid hit on Julia's tank. The armor remains intact, but the cursing you hear over the radio is a sign that the tank is out of commission for the time being.

"Status?" You ask.

"I'm okay! Just gotta vent this damn smoke out of the compartment..."

"Heloise! Punch it! We're ramming that motherfucker!"

"Roger roger!" Heloise says happily as she pushes the throttle even further.

"Everybody BRACE FOR IMPACT!" You yell.

Everybody ducks down as the tug slams into the side of the u-boat, causing both craft to shudder horribly. Fortunately, the tug is built for this kind of abuse and easily absorbs it. Meanwhile, the men on the, three crewing the gun and five trying to fish the spy out of the water, are knocked on their asses. For the second time, the spy is knocked off the side the u-boat and sent back into the water.

The tug, now locked with the u-boat continues its forward momentum, which you note is now pushing the u-boat farther out the harbor to the sea.

>Your orders?

>>24409851

Board that Uboat, and slaughter everyone who stands against us. Full on assault on the crew. Once they are dead, we prepare to breach the hatch.

Jager goes first.

>>24409851
Well stop that then storm the deck

>>24409851
>Your orders?
BOARDING ACTION!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os5TXyJlEMc

>>24409851
have one of our men throw a grenade down the hatch while some grab the spy and tie his ass up or shoot him in the legs

>>24409851
>RAMIREZ, GO SWIMMING!

>>24409851
Perform boarding action.
Shocktroopers first with the others covering our advance.

>>24409883
>throw a grenade down the hatch
What do you wanna sink our brand new sub for?

>>24409896

Not to mention we have hostiles on the deck to kill first.

>>24409851
>The tug, now locked with the u-boat continues its forward momentum, which you note is now pushing the u-boat farther out the harbor to the sea.

I should probably reiterate this part.

Also, you might want to dictate what you want individual squad members to do, or I'll just have to start making assumptions on my part.

>>24409896
Loot it ork style?

>>24409851
Aleksandr snipes whoever he can, especially those who are going to get up and crew the gun.

Everyone storm the deck, Shocktroopers take point, murder the fuck out of them, use a nade on the group of 5.

>>24409873
If by breach you mean open the hatch and throw grenades down there, and maybe shoot a rocket, but that's after we clear the deck.

>>24409896
We can fix that up later, but us not taking casualties is important. A grenade inside won't cause it to sink.

>>24409918
And convert it into our own mobile version of Mother Base.

>>24409914

Stormtroopers in the front, Jager leading. Sam shoots a rocket at the gun. Everyone else provides suppression.

>>24409914
as long as someone stops the damn tug im happy.

>>24409929

The grenades, maybe, but we want this sub intact. No rockets on the breach. We go in and clear like a man.

>>24409944
how about we use the tug to pull the sub in?

>>24409953
That's an idea, take out the gun then use the tug to pull it into the harbor for boarding.

>>24409970

I would be willing to try this after we clear the deck, but I refuse to let anyone but us be first man in.

>>24409970
>>24409953
Sounds good.

After everyone else boards Heloise moves the tug and starts pushing the Sub back, we don't want her in close quarters anyways.

>>24409970
This. We should do this after we clear the deck.

>>24409953
Sounds good i just don't want us to accidentally
push the u boat to freedom
>>24409914
Also make sure someone takes care of the dudes and the spy in the water.

also shoot the spy or no? I say shoot him in the legs and tie his arms up and throw him in to the tug

>>24410068
The spy is in the drink. If we shoot him, he might drown.

>>24410068
Pull him out of the water, then kneecap him.

>>24410068

Not this again. If we clear the deck and he's still in the water, fine, we can take him alive. But otherwise, I won't shed a tear if he takes a spare bullet or twelve.

>>24410098
This.

The guy has given us enough of headache just end him.

>>24410098
How about we pull him out of the drink break both of his knees and toss him on the tug with two armed guards if he tries to escape again just shoot him

>>24410149

He's irrelevant right now, we need to clear the deck. I don't want unnecessary cruelty, I really just think the asshole isn't worth our time. We've wasted far too much effort on him as is.

>>24409914
"Demons! Take them out!" You yell, leaping into the fray.

The deck crew is still getting on their feet and are in no position to react, putting the initiative on your side. Meanwhile, Heloise starts working the controls of the tug to spin the the u-boat around and push it back to shore.

You can feel the hull beneath you begin to rumble. You guess that the crew has realized what was going on and is trying to escape from the tug's grip.

>Remember, shocktroopers have the Double Tap ability, which lets you double your rate of fire at a slight hit penalty.
>If you want to do so, roll 6d20 instead of 3d20. But be warned, I will take the top of three PERIOD.

Rolled 1, 1, 7, 18, 12, 18 = 57

>>24410184

double tap!

Rolled 3, 4, 15, 8, 12, 15 = 57

>>24410184
Yes on double tap. They're on the ground, they can't dodge for shit.

Rolled 14, 9, 9, 1, 20, 9 = 62

>>24410184

Rolled 8, 7, 9, 13, 15, 18 = 70

>>24410184
Rolling for death

Rolled 20, 17, 20, 9, 1, 12 = 79

>>24410184

Rolled 12, 13, 13, 10, 6, 18, 10, 17, 10, 20, 10 = 139

>>24410184
>>24410206
Tarin, Brillant and Alek try and pick off some of the crew.

Ramirez double taps as well.

Sam fires her lance directly at the deck gun.

Heloise tangles with the u-boat to try and keep it from slipping away.

Julia is still trying to get her tank operational again.

>>24410334
You're not sure if it's just dumb luck or pure skill, but you see Sam's lance rocket streak out and fly straight down the deck gun's barrel. The weapon explodes in a cloud of fire and shrapnel, instantly killing the crew and rocking the entire ship.

After that, between the combined fire of the rest of your squad, the rest of the crew on deck is quickly mopped up.

Meanwhile, Heloise is still tangling with the u-boat. So far neither are getting anywhere, and are just spinning lazily in the harbor.

Again, the spy finally reaches the side of the u-boat again.

>Your orders?

>>24410423
Capture him alive, but if he tries anything funny light him up.

>>24410423
I want him alive but shoot him in the knee and tie him up to keep him from moving!

>>24410423
Woohoo! Go Sam! Girl deserves hot chocolate for that one.

Let the spy climb up with people training weapons on him, he is to divest himself of any armaments he may have and let himself be captured.

As for the sub, open the hatch, don't stand above the opening, be prepared to toss grenades down the hatch and yell out that they are to surrender or we will kill them all in a very unpleasant manner.

>>24410481
Don't shoot him just to disable him he could bleed out before we get back to the shore.

>>24410423
Pull him aboard and kneecap him.

while we wait...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZT2z0nrsQ8o

>>24410423

You have your damned prize. He better be worth the trouble.

Don't harm him, just tie him up.

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>>24410423
The spy FINALLY manages to clamber to the top of the sub, only to be met by quite a few guns pointed at his face. However, by this point, he's so exhausted from swimming and treading water that he just sighs and collapses onto the deck. Well, at least that saved you the trouble of kneecapping him.

"Okay, let's penetrate this bitch!' You say, motioning to the hatch.

It's a simple matter to pry open the the hatch, making sure you're leaning back. The moment the hatch opens, a hail gunfire surges out in retaliation.

"Whoever's down there, surrender now or we'll start dropping grenades down the hatch!" You yell.

Meanwhile Heloise is still jockeying for position with the u-boat.

>roll 2d20

Rolled 12, 17 = 29

>>24410921

Rolled 17, 14 = 31

>>24410921

Rolled 5, 17 = 22

>>24410921
"We will also drop rockets and the bloody corpses of your former friends."

Rolled 5, 17 = 22

>>24410952

" And after that, I, JAGER STURMFUHRER. will come down there myself, and kill every single one of you."

>>24410973
are we turning in to jeramia gotwald or some shit!?

>>24410982

When your name is Jager Sturmfuhrer, you may as well take advantage of it.

Rolled 7

>>24410951
At first you're met with abject silence.

"We will also drop rockets and the bloody corpses of your former friends And after that, I, JAGER STURMFUHRER. will come down there myself, and kill every single one of you." You continue.

(cont)

>>24410973
Disregard this next statement, we shouldn't actually say it, it goes a bit too far.

"PLEASE DO NOT SURRENDER! GIVE ME A GOOD EXCUSE TO SEE HOW CREATIVE I CAN GET WITH KILLING YOU MISERABLE SONS OF BITCHES!

I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHERS WILL BE SEXUALLY EXCITED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DECADES!

I WILL RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND FEED THEM TO YOUR BEST FRIEND!"

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>>24410982
>implying that's a bad thing

>>24411007

Looks like Stroheim, talks like Gottwald.

Jager Sturmfuhrer: The Hero Gallia Deserves.

>>24411044
god help em all...

>>24411054

Like pa always said, you don't need god when you have Jager.

>>24411066

Even if there is no Valkyria or Dracsen Catastrophe.

There is always Jager.

>>24411008
>I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHERS WILL BE SEXUALLY EXCITED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DECADES!

Now that's creativity right there

>>24411111
Well I wanted to somehow work in skullfucking and their grandmothers into the same sentence, it just flowed from there.

Not something to actually say, it sounds good on paper but can be hard to take seriously in person.

>>24411182

If a man yells that at you while throwing grenades, firing machine guns, and leading a squad of mercenaries out for your blood, are you going to laugh at him?

>>24411007
"Don't shoot! We surrender!" You hear a voice from inside shout.

"Shut down your engines and come out! Slowly!"

And one by one, the crew slowly filters out of the u-boat and deposited in lifeboats. With the engines now shut down, Heloise easily begins pushing the u-boat to shallow water.

As you arrive, you can see quite a number of people have gathered on the shore, civilians and Home Guard alike. They've seen everything that had been going on the middle the bay, and they are all cheering you on. The crowd of people is so think you can't even walk on shore.

"Alright! Break it up, break it up!" You can see Captain Waring and his men trying to push the crowd back and give you some space. "Nothing to see here. Please return to your homes!"

"Well look at that, we're grade A heroes now!" Sam grins, still on a victory high after that miraculous shot.

The rest of your squad seems to be taking in the applause pretty well, too, all things considered. Ramirez starts doing silly poses, Heloise is jumping up and down as she waves back to the crowd, while Brillant leans back on the conning tower, grinning. Unsurprisingly, Tarin has slunk behind the tower, preferring to avoid attention.

A low rumble signifies Julia and Alek arriving, and very quickly they too are swarmed by the celebrating crowd. It's quite a amusing to see Alek frantically trying to stay out of the crowd's reach, banging on the hatch pleading Julia to let him in.

"Sir! Sir!" One man with a camera and notepad manages to slip his way through the Home Guard picket line and splashes his way to the beached u-boat. "Sir! That was an amazing battle? Do you have anything to say?"

>What say?

>>24411202
I suppose not.

But it's just a bit clunky for something to actually yell.

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>>24411202
Yes.
Yea though I fly through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am at 20,000 feet and climbing.

>>24411215
>It's quite a amusing to see Alek frantically trying to stay out of the crowd's reach, banging on the hatch pleading Julia to let him in.

poor bastard

and now we will be a target for the imps

>>24411215

" We are the Demons of Randgriz, and next time your Home Guard can't handle their jobs, we'll be right here to pick up the slack! Provided our contract is still valid, of course."

>>24411215
ADVERTISE OUR MERC GROUP

>>24411246
Let's not hate too much on the Home Guard.

" We are the Demons of Randgriz, and next time your Home Guard needs a little help, we'll be right here to pick up the slack! Provided our contract is still valid, of course."

>>24411266

Nah, lets hate on them. Competition is good for business, we want them to look incompetent, so we get more jobs.

>>24411244
Good. More targets.

>>24411215
"I WILL SKULLFUCK YOU SO HARD THAT YOUR GRANDMOTHER WILL BE SEXUALLY EXCITED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN DECADES!"

I'm kidding, do not say that. Do not say that to the poor reporter.

Pull out a cigarette and light it, take a drag.

"I am Jager Sturmfuhrer, leader of the 'Demons of Randgriz'." Motion behind us to our people. "We're getting paid to keep Albian safe from those damn Imperials and God Dammit that's what we're going to do."

>>24411215
"Just one thing. The Demons of Randgriz declare this U-Boat to be isorla."

" If you have a problem and no one can help you, and known where to find us, maybe you can hire Demons of Randgriz!'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyz_2DEah4o

>>24411339

...

Ya blew it.

>>24411339
The first male Lancer we hire is gonna have to get a mohawk and bling.

ah our first prize! a u-boat!

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>>24411362
I might know a guy...

>>24411373
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdyN22kv0yY

>>24411373
yes.....YES! I just started watching a LP of merc's 2 and YES!

>>24411389
Oh no you DIDN'T!

>>24411401

There are people who do not play as Mattias.

I do not know how.

>>24411389
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvqyThntDXU

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>>24411427
>Can we trust such soldiers?
Yes. Yes you can. Because Pip.

>>24411449
Truly a man whose example we should follow.

>>24411308
I like this one

>>24411246

Lets be mercenaries, we are not Paladins here to be nice to everybody. this

>>24411512
You know what mercenaries are? Professionals and businessmen lets act like it and not mud slinging children.

>>24411581

I just think its a good business move. If people lose faith in the Home Guard, which they should considering their ability, we get more opportunities to make money.

It makes them seem weak, and us seem effective. Its not nice, no, but its effective.

>>24411606
Or it just makes us look like an asshole.
When you see a politician on tv, going on and on about how his opponent is a baby raping incompetent, do you believe him, or do you roll your eyes and laugh at the lying fuck?

>>24411606
I think our results speak for themselves what you suggested seems unprofessional.

>>24411606
It also pisses off old people who are in the guard. People who might have connections to others in the military. It's needlessly antagonistic. They know they screwed up, there's no need to tell everyone else.

>>24411625

When said politician has just captured a Uboat and disbanded a spy ring without a single casualty while the Home Guard did nothing...

>>24411645
Yeah no. It's needlessly douchey, and unprofessional. It doesn't make us look good, it makes us look like a prick.

>>24411645
We want them to be cheering us on and help when they see us, not stop and let us become bullet sponges.

>>24411645
We're mercenaries, that means we never appear in the textbooks, we never make the news and we sure as shit don't get the glory
The official story will be that we held the line while the Home Guard did all the heavy lifting

>>24411658

Very well. I can see I am outvoted here. >>24411666

Indeed, thats why we tell the reporter what really happened.


But, whatever, this is not so major an issue. Either way, our fortunes increase, I can live with it if you would all rather not offend a bunch of flagrantly incompetent old men.

>>24411215
"I am Jager Sturmfuhrer, leader of the 'Demons of Randgriz'." You say. "We're getting paid to keep Albian safe from those damn Imperials and God Dammit that's what we're going to do, and next time your Home Guard needs a little help, we'll be right here to pick up the slack! Provided our contract is still valid, of course!"

The reporter is still scribbling down what you've said he's pulled away by one of Colonel Lynch's big, burly bodyguards.Lynch himself is already standing on the deck of the u-boat.

"It was an engaging performance, I admit. You certainly know how to exceed expectations." He says simply before handing you a card. "For whenever you're ready."

And with that, Lynch disappears again. You resolve one day to figure out how he does it.

"Hey, what are doing sulking there! Waring says the entire damn city wants to get us a round." Sam says, grabbing your arm and pulling toward the hastily set up gangplank.

>Time to celebrate!
>See what that thing with Lynch was all about.
>Other

>>24411689
We advertise ourselves, make it obvious to those who read between the lines what we did then we move on
Thats our world now, between the lines and dancing through the cracks

>>24411707
Lets check our orders before we get sloshed

>>24411707
Read the card, then gather the men and head for the pub. They've earned it

>>24411707
>Time to celebrate!
Mercenaries' Rule Number Fifty-Seven: Work hard, play hard.

>>24411707

>See what that thing with Lynch was all about.

We can celebrate after, this may be time critical.

>>24411714

I rather think we shouldn't stop until history gives up majority credit for toppling the Imps, but that's just me, I guess.

>>24411707
>Time to celebrate!

Can't let morale drop, and anyways while they're celebrating we can go get those orders.

>>24411707
First read the card, see what it's about.

Second, and most important, claim that fucking U-Boat, put our flag on it, make sure that it's claimed as ours because I want that god-damned submarine.

Third, we party. And make sure that we get Sam a drink for that amazing Lancaar shot.

>>24411707
>See what that thing with Lynch was all about.

Okay so what's the card.

>>24411707
>See what that thing with Lynch was all about.

>>24411748

Definitely need to get Sam drunk, that was a hell of a shot.

Let it never be said JAGER STURMFUHRER does not recognize excellence.

>>24411748
This. Make sure that the U-Boat has a big 'DEMONS OF RANDGRIZ' put on it. You never know when you need a convenient submarine, sure it could use some repairs but it's still in pretty good shape.

Also, first mission, no injuries, above and beyond the call of duty, we are boss. S-Rank performance.

>>24411734
Truth is that puts us in a pissing match against the Albion government and the version of the war they'll want to push. You don't become a sellsword to get in the history books
For now, lets focus on keeping the men going, and the money flowing
We carve out our spot in the world later

>>24411770

We need an insignia, and no, we can steal MSF's.

>>24411782

* Can't

>>24411782
>>24411788

...what about the 422th?

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>>24411782
WHY!

>>24411782
fuck you we can't

>>24411797
>>24411805

Because Big Boss would disapprove. Do you need another reason?

We will forge our own insignia, our own legend.

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Spoils of War
Most mercenary contracts have a "Spoils of War" clause added in, which basically gives mercenary groups ownership of any enemy equipment and material they seize on the field of battle during an authorized mission. Most governments let this pass because they don't actually expect mercenaries to be able to capitalize much on it. However, they can't really back out of the clause either, since that would be breach of contract and it would make them look bad.

So, in summary, you take it, you keep it. Of course, you'll have to foot the bills to fixing it up and storing it, but there's always ways to negotiate around those issues.

>>24411820
We have symbols to use? Cause we could use some symbols

>>24411826

Party on the Uboat!!

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>>24411826
oh yeeeeees time to steal some tanks!

If you guys can actually come up with a custom emblem, you will get big rewards for that.

>>24411826
>any enemy equipment and material they seize on the field of battle
So, theoretically, if we were to roll into the capital of the Empire and take it all on our own, we could claim the entire Empire as spoils, and declare ourself the new Emperor?

>>24411848
.....why not!

>>24411835

We are a Stormtrooper called Jager Sturmfuhrer, perhaps we could use our old family crest, which I suppose would be something involving lightning. Perhaps a lone bowman standing in a lightning storm?

>>24411826
Excellent!

Okay, amending my post here >>24411748

After looking at the card from Lynch, acquire alcohol and all requisite party supplies like snacks, more alcohol, and so on. Then get drunk on top of our fancy new U-Boat.

>>24411846
summon the draw fags!

>>24411848
>>24411855

Well, we should leave immediately!

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Something like this? (power of google-fu)

>>24411863

No one gets drunk before Sam does.

>>24411846
I have no skill at art, but a laughing devil in front of a forked bolt of lightning would make a cool sigil.

>>24411848
Provided we knick the throne, hold the thing against all comers and find someone with just enough of his majesty's blood in 'em to sit on the thing in our name, we could pull it off
>>24411859
Lightning on a military badge in a world where fantasy anti-Semitism is a thing? OK boss, whatever you say. Just no skulls. Demoralises the men

>>24411884

Hey, maybe Karla has some royal blood.

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>>24411826
this means we have that cottage also!

>>24411884
>Just no skulls.Demoralizes the men
What kind of candy ass merc group do you take us for?

>>24411884
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn1VxaMEjRU

>>24411912
Might want to check. If we ever get lucky enough to give the plan a bash lets make sure our arses are covered. First time for everything I know

>>24411912
>>24411936
So the current plan for Karla is:
1: Find proof that the Emperor isn't worthy of her loyalty.
2: Get ourselves in the position for a climactic knife fight, then just drop the knife, show her the proof, and tell her to kill us if that's what she has to do.
3: Conquer the Empire.
4: Marry Karla and rule together.
Do I have that right?

>>24411929
A group that doesn't want people to think we're a bunch of backwards Darcsen haters from the Empire's nether regions?
Right, so lightning, and something with bows. Other ideas?
I've found some logo maker programs, but they are a bit shite

>>24411929

I like the demons and lightning bolt motif.

Doesn't look like we have any drawfags, we could take it to a Drawthread, Ive had some luck getting things done for other quests that way.

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>>24411964

Sound good to me.

And, if that fails, it will be sufficiently dramatic for Rejoicing, so that's good too.

>>24411964
thats years off first part is setting up a base then building a super tank!

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>>24411988
something like this?

>>24411988

We already have a sub, why not amphibious battleship?

>>24411707
"You go on ahead, Sam, I'll catch up with you later." You say.

You take the momentary peace to get a good look at the card Lynch handed you. All that shows on it is a circle with a dagger within it. On the bottom is an address. Other than that the card is completely blank.

"Come on!" Sam returns and starts pulling on your arm again.

Your first idea was to have the victory party on the u-boat itself, but Lynch's men quickly shot down that idea. The moment you stepped off it, the craft was already surrounded by a ring of SOE troops.The crowd then went to the secondary celebration site, which was the nearest pub they could find.

Already, everybody is getting into their own shenanigans. You yourself have completely lost track of how many beers you've down and how many hands you've shaken. You try pushing your way through the crowd to find your squad.

>Who do you try to find first?

>>24411999
How about a Baneblade?... well thats more of a long-term tank...

>>24412002

Sam. We need to congratulate her for that shot.

>>24412002
>an address
It's on Baker Street, isn't it?
>Who do you try to find first?
Sam. That was an AMAZING shot.

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>>24412019
yes!

>>24411969
Wait how would a skull on our emblem make us darcsen haters?
>>24411971
yeah i like the lightning and demons motif as well

>>24412034

He's equating Skulls and Lightning with Nazis and therefore Imps, which is a bit of a jump. I dont recall them using either in their iconography.

>>24411969
>A group that doesn't want people to think we're a bunch of backwards Darcsen haters from the Empire's nether regions?
Honestly, that would probably get us more contracts if they thought that.

>>24412034
They're worried about the meta-associations with Nazis.

>>24412048
You do realize that 1/4 of your unit is Darcsen?

By the way, guys, once we have some real bank, we need to get someone to design a dress uniform for the Demons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn2-b_opVTo

>>24412002
Let's find us a Sam, we have to drunkenly congratulate her on an amazing shot. She made taking that U-Boat easy as pie.

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>>24412029

>>24412046
Honestly I was just running the joke >>24411932 picked up on
Now, I found this site: http://www.createyourownlogo.co.uk/
Which could help someone make a prototype of our unit badge for a drawfag to work on later

>>24412065

Don't know about the unit, but Jager needs something ridiculous and eye catching, Commissar style.

>>24412062
Jews also served in Wehrmacht whats your point?

>>24412002
We find Sam, get her a drink and congratulations for that shot
Also, try not to drink too much, this adress sounds important and it wouldn't look good to turn up hungover for a job interview

>>24412065
We don't need anything fancy just some basic combat fatigues with our emblem on it.

>>24412083
Just saying that Tarin and Heloise aren't exactly the types to condone Darcsen hating. You're not exactly Calamity Raven here.

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>>24412062
Our racist clients don't need to know that.

Anyways, I say we take a page from real life PMCs and make our logo simple and professional. Something that shows that instead of being a gagglefuck of hired guns we are reliable and professional soldiers of fortune.

>>24412124
dude, we're not fighting in the 21st century, thats just going to look like some crappy merchants emblem

>>24412124

Wrong time period.

We need something like WW2 era nose-art.

>>24412124
Why am I now imagining some kind of fucked up comedy of errors trying to stop the racist Imperial commander from realising we're protecting him with Darcsens?
>>24412145
Got to look professional, and a nice clear logo that doesn't look out of place in a normal business is no bad thing. It'll help with any possible non-military contracts

>>24412158
>something like WW2 era nose-art.
Think we could get Sam to model with her rocket launcher for the logo?

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>>24412002
You try and look for Sam, feeling like you should give her proper congratulations for that miracle shot she pulled off. It's also not that hard to find her. All you have to do is find the pile of passed out locals.

Despite being just a kid compared to all the older gentlemen here, Sam has been drinking one after the other under the table.

"Oh, hey there Jaaggggggerrrssshhh." Sam slurs after downing a shot. Just because she had an inhumanly high alcohol tolerance doesn't mean she wasn't affected by it."C'mon! Let's do some Jager Bombs! I need a challenge heeeeeeeeere!"

You blanch a bit. After the first time you tried, you decided never to get in a drinking contest with Sam. The again, she does deserve to be spoiled a bit today...

>Jager Bomb time!
>Politely refuse.
>Other

>>24412170
>It'll help with any possible non-military contracts
those simply do not exist in this setting, its either peace time where we're out of a job, or like it is 80% of the time, war

>>24412175

That's not a bad idea.

>>24412175
lol, paint it on the sub's nose

>>24412183
>Jager Bomb time!

STURMFUHRER!!!!!!

>>24412183
>Jager Bomb time!

>>24412183
>Jager Bomb time!

Alright alright. Bring it on!

while you gentlemen debate what to have as a unit/corporation logo, I'll try and make a unit patch that the troops could wear, tho I wouldn't get your hopes up, my 3D is waaay better than my 2D

>>24412183
>>Politely refuse.

...We did vow it off for a reason.

>>24412175
You'd get rerolls for that too.

Like, ALL of the rerolls.

>>24412183
>Jager Bomb time!

Get her some Jager Bombs, don't drink anywhere near as much as she does, let her chew through them.

Congratulate her on doing an amazing job today, give her a brofist, if she's feeling cuddly give her a pat on the head. Spoil the hell out of her.

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>>24412175
>>24412185
Sam with her rocket launcher, Tarin with her knife, back to back in revealing clothing?
You are now picturing Tarin in nothing but a bikini, a Darcsen-pattern headband, and a knife scabbard strapped to her thigh.
>>24412183
>Jager Bomb time!
Gallia, fuck ja!

>>24412175
It'd probably be difficult to convince her, unless she was drunk, like now.

We should ask her about that idea now, we might be able to get her to pose on a bar table with her rocket launcher and take some photos.

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>>24412234
>dat spoiler

Rolled 1

>>24412183
You take a deep breath.

"Okay, you're on." You say, hoping you won't regret those words.

>roll 1d20

Rolled 20

>>24412285

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>>24412291
HAHAHAHAHAHAH YES!

Rolled 3

>>24412285

>>24412285
>>24412291
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>24412285
FUUUUUUUU-

We're going to wake up in bed together aren't we?

>>24412291
Well, I reckon that ought to do it.

>>24412291
OUR LIVER IS MADE OF LIGHTNING AND FURY!

>>24412285
Poor girl can't hold her liquor right now.

>>24412309
>implying that wouldn't just end in Jager turning into a blubbering, crying mess, and Sam having to awkwardly attempt to comfort him

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>>24412285
>>24412291
dem dice...

>>24412309
Sleeping with your subordinates is generally a bad move and we obviously haven't moved on past Karla.

I really can't see Jager sleeping with Samantha, especially when she's drunk. He'd probably take her to a bunk and tuck her in and leave some water by her bedside.

>>24412342
Or this happens:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGfgaZa4zJY

>>24412342
Wasn't the system here the lower the better?

Seemed like to me.

>>24412342
Wasn't the system here the lower the better?

Seemed like it to me.

>>24412373
>>24412376
Blasted CAPTCHA.

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>>24412029
I say we stay in the vein of presudo-WWII.

>>24412386
But the Maus and Ratte were moronic designs.

>>24412376
>>24412373
I'm pretty sure it's high is good, and we did get a 20 on our Drinking and Samantha got a 1.

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>>24412386
Or this.

Fortunately for you, it seems like Sam had already hit her limit. No sooner did she down the Jagerbomb when her eyes flutter briefly before slumping down in her seat. The collective groans around you and the passing of cash signify that she had been the favorite to win, though you can't really blame them.

Still, now you've got to deal with a passed out adjutant.

>Leave her there. I'm sure she'll be fine.
>Task another squaddie to take her to her bunk.
>Take her back to your bunk yourself.
>Other

>>24412373
This quest is roll high.

>>24412410
>>Take her back to your bunk yourself.

>>24412410
>Take her back to your bunk yourself.

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>>24412212
after roughly 10 mins photoshoping together random images stolen from google i have a first attempt at a unit patch

>>24412410
Take her bunk to her bunk yourself, we knocked her out, its only fair we carry her out
But no funny business. We're a gentleman, allegedly

>>24412428
I love it!

>>24412398
Same size/principle as the Baneblade. The only thing we would have to worry about would be air power.

>>24412446
what air power...

>>24412410
>Take her back to your bunk yourself.
Then return for another drinking contest with someone who's still on their feet.

>>24412446
And, y'know, getting the bloody thing to move.

>>24412428
Nice!

>>24412428
I must apologize for the crappy quality of the crest, and the artifacting, it was based off a low res jpg, if anyone wants to try improving upon it or making more based off it, please do, the more the merrier

>550 tokurs
I just bought a ZT 0550, what are you suggesting captcha?

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>>24412446
The Baneblade is a lot smaller than the Ratte
Now, something like the Maus? That could work as an end goal, but I'd prefer a Baneblade esque tank. Really it would be an upscaled Imperial Light Tank in universe anyway

>>24412455
If Imps can get their monsters to move, we can get a oversized tank to move as well.

>>24412480
A baneblade would be more feasible to deploy and use than a Maus, has better weight distribution and ground clearance, would be better across all types of terrain, and has better fire arcs, meaning better defended

>>24412410
>Take her back to your bunk yourself.

Jager Sturmfuhrer: Gentleman.

>>24412455
Ragnite engines solve that problem.
>>24412453
Exactly!

>>24412488
Its not a matter of getting them to move, its keeping them moving. The Imps have a supply chain we simply don't

>>24412410
>>Take her back to her bunk yourself.

Pick her up, Princess carry style, take her back, tuck her into bed, her bed, not ours, unless ours is comfier in which case ours.

How far away are our bunks anyways?

>>24412410
>>Take her back to your bunk yourself.

>>24412410
>Other
Take her back to our bunk, we most likely wont use it as we are busy, and it has the added sideaffect of making her wake up confused and slightly worried about last nights events, she always plays the jokes against us, time to return the favor

>>24412491
So a baneblade is the ultimate end goal tank?
Wait, don't we need to found mother base before we start researching that sort of tech?

>>24412511

Indeed. The laughs will be worth sleeping on the floor.

>>24412517
yes we will need Our version of mother base

>>24412517
We haz a shiny new U-Boat now.

>>24412517
>don't we need to found mother base before we start researching that sort of tech?
Yes.

>>24412517
>So a baneblade is the ultimate end goal tank?
Baneblades are small scale in terms of my plans...

>Wait, don't we need to found mother base before we start researching that sort of tech?
yes... unless we just roam the continent stealing pieces of tanks and weld them into 1 giant tank

>>24412428
Also, OP feel free to plaster this anywhere you want, consider it the quest's to use

How about to get the funding for the upkeep of the submarine we make a deal with the army to patrol their waters. That way we get to keep our sub, and they get to make use of the sub.

>>24412557

We don't have the manpower for that.

>>24412561
but they do... we could whore out the sub to be used/studied by the albions, they likely havent found an intact one before and could use the research themselves

>>24412561
How about renting out the sub to the army?

>>24412561
Thats a good point, we haz a sub now, but what state is it in? And can we crew it? Hell, do we even know how to drive the blasted thing?

>>24412568
>whore it out
I should add that it must be returned to us in the condition we 'leased' it to them in

>>24412572
>>24412568

But its, like, our sub. Im not letting strange men inside it.

>>24412576
Well the deck gun is fucked and it took a couple hits from a tank, but other than that it should be fine.

As for crewing and piloting it, no fucking clue.

>>24412578
haha, bet the imps felt that way too

>>24412584
Shit, the one thing I was looking forward to stealing as well
OK, new plan for when we get the chance. Tear the wanker apart, inside out. Gut the fish, sell the innards

>>24412410
Well, you can't very well just leave your cute little adjutant passed out in a pub.You gently pick up, until you realize she's still wearing her Lancer armor which pretty much adds another metric ton. Still, you've had to endure worse in basic training, so it's more of an inconvenience than a challenge.

Outside, it's already gotten rather cold, and the partygoers who couldn't get into a pub have already largely dispersed, leaving only the occasional Home Guard patrolman. You remember that your assigned bunks were in a nearby hotel currently being used to house military personnel. It doesn't take more than ten minutes to reach the hotel.

You initially make your way to Sam's assigned bunk, when you get a rather devious idea in your head. You instead carry her to your personal quarters. You can almost imagine the panicked look on her face when she wakes up in your bed and tries to piece together what happened last night.

You gingerly remove her heavy Lancer armor before tucking her in. Sam mumbles something in her sleep, but you can't quite make it out. You then...

>Actually I'm pretty tired, too. Get some rest.
>The night's still young. Back to the party!
>Other

>>24412595
Take a walk before heading back to the party. Lets look over the sub for a bit, get some air, then go back to the pub

>>24412595
>The night's still young. Back to the party!

>>24412595

Sleep on the floor. Will add to the hilarity in the morning.

>>24412595
>The night's still young. Back to the party!

>>24412595
>The night's still young. Back to the party!
Also, what the fuck was on the card that Lynch handed us?

also, is anyone else having trouble posting?

>>24412595
Put a glass of water by her bedside, and then
>The night's still young. Back to the party!

>>24412595

>Actually I'm pretty tired, too. Get some rest.

Misunderstandings ahoy!

>>24412626
An address and nothing else really. He said it was for "whenever you're ready", so we'll visit the address when we want more work.

>>24412635

A man of fine taste you are.