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The ball's in your court, /tg/
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>>24506896
your turn
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>>24506915
This will only end poorly....

FOR YOU
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>>24506931
Lets have a go, ya mug.
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>>24506940
LAWL FAGGOT
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>>24506940
You already loss
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>>24506940
ya dun goofed
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>>24506959
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
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>>24506959
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
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>>24506896
Wait, what edition is this?
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>>24506959
>>24506966
I saw that at a playground once. I almost died.
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>>24506955
>>24506950
Where's your image, faggot?
game still on, trianglefag doesn't count.
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Not so fast, Kaiba!
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>>24506988

Dear lord, what is this clusterfuck of a game?! I mean, adding the Triangle splatbook is fun and all, but you should really add the 5x5 field splat aswell then. AND ADDING SQUARE SPLAT ONTOP OF THAT?! My god.
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>>24506940
HEHEHE...
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>>24506988
Yeah? Now what?
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>>24506998
Don't think so, Tim.
Either your lose or it ends in a draw.
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>>24506988
You activated my squaretrap!
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>>24507011
You are literally the biggest idiot I've ever seen.
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>>24507017
>>24507010
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>it's five in the morning and the most interesting thing to me right now is a bad game of MSpaint tic tac toe on the internet
What has happened to my life
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>>24507029
It went to shit like everyone else here.
Also I have been tabled.
Good move, OP, I am impressed.
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help me debug this game /tg/
3 rows to win
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>>24507028
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>>24507028
Got your back
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>>24507028
Oh yeah? I say C4 to sink your dragon. Too bad for you that I am a fucking champion in Battleshiptactoe
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>>24507028
Triangle to B3
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>>24507011
FOOL! YOU SOUGHT TO CHALLENGE THE MASTER AT HIS OWN GAME!?

POWER AND GLORY IS MINE!
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>>24507066
That's D1 !
Along the corridor and up the stairs faggot!
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>>24507087
D1 in old boring Battleship, is C4 y new and cool Battleshiptactoe.
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>>24507080
At least I admitted defeat and not be vainglorious faggot who bragged his victory over a pre school game of Xsies and Osies. But congrats, you win.
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>>24507105
Is a Lich, what do you want.
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>>24507087
He must be playing on the British version.
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>>24507121
nah, the only difference in the British verison is that its called Naughts and Crosses.
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Now with perspective!
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>>24507149
Where'd that sneaky triangle go? And the ship for that matter.
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>>24507149
Dare you enter the magical realm of Advanced Tictac & Toe?
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>>24507066
Aerial superiority - now what?
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>>24507156
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>>24507177
>>24507181
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>>24507171
I sacrifice my circle to unleash a hurricane on your plane!
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>>24507171
Playing your plane in the reach of my knight? Thanks, mate!
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>>24507195
>>24507201
oh jeez
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>>24507216
>Battlechesstactoe
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>>24507222
I think green is at play
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>>24507197
Oh hardball is it big man?

Suck on my submarine you casual
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>>24507248
Convergence of timelines! Deal with this knight!
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>>24507216
flying lion > Horse
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Do you guys NOT see the severity if the situation?

The SkullLich has attained the ancient powers of Tic-Tac-Toe, THE KINGDOM IS IN PERIL, WE'RE ALL IN GRAVE FUCKING DANGER
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>>24507285
suuuuuuure, and im Queen of the England.
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>>24507300
But you ARE the Queen of England, your Majesty.
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>>24507235
twice
red already has three thingies
wait we can't let him do two right after another that's an instant win
maybe being one behind will just have to be a handicap for being late
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>>24507272
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>>24507300
Well my beloved queen if you could care more about the outside world other than on Christmas then please understand the severity of the situation.

All hail you and all that my queen.
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To the Queen of England,

Ye kingdom of old is of horse shit.

Signed,
Germany
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>>24507364
Ah yeah, tell me that to my face while playing Tic Tac Toe instead of online and see what happens!
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>>24507326
I build a research center on my square and call it a turn.
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I'm removing green
it just doesn't work
I hope you won't take it personally
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>>24507364
>Germany
>Being a rude bastard
Sounds about right. Just how much of your language is insults, anyways? About 60%, give or take 5% depending on the quantity of alcohol involved?
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>>24507398
75%,
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>>24507400
That's a disturbingly quick answer.
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sorry green
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>>24507402
Deal with it, queer.
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>>24507416
Now say it in german
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>>24507420
Schwul,
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This is where the game is going to pick up
we're getting a few consecutive rows now
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>>24507398
>>24507402
>exactly one minute apart
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>>24506988
>Not so fast, Kaiba!
I'm in holding my sides in face-down position!
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>>24507450
I have no Idea what your talking about
I see a whole lot of blockings in both our futures
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>>24507497
the trick is to think more than one step ahead
and anticipate this
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Rolled 4

Reserve roll.
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>>24507566
My terminators enter via deep strike by teleporting onto the field.
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>>24507590
Termies got boulder-rushed
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I messed up
I had a plan somewhere down the line but I lost track
now I'm suppressing all my tic tac toe instincts to not black your row
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>>24507670
>>24507546
you've both missed opportunities to block.

Now I've got to stay in the damn thread to see how it plays out.
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>>24507639
I don't think that dragon's gonna like where that boulder's going...
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aaaaaaaaaaand I do believe that's a win, 3 rows right?
>>24507684
I did that on purpose, I sacrificed a lifepoint to win the game yugioh style
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>>24507590
>Battlechesstactoehammer
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>>24507420
I think we've met a rare one this time folks, a german who knows that the world does not worship his land. Look as he struggles to get a dominant position just with tales of so called "beautiful language" and "rich culture".
Look as he constantly puffs his chest whenever he talks about his homeland like a polish immigrant squating at the subway station.

Truly a beautiful specimen.
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>>24507737
not so sure about winning the game because of it, but I guess it's down to which places Red takes.
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>>24507737
shit I didn't see the diagonal one
nice one
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>>24507777
blue has two points, you need three points to win
and red is in the classical tic tac toe stranglehold over the last point where there are two potential point only one of wich can be blocked
the only way red could win would be to score his third point in the last round but alas, that is impossible
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>>24507737
let us finish the game for completionist sake
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>>24507639
Play cavern for beast and drop thragtusk.
Game?
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>>24507876
Fuck you
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>>24507737
....
wow
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So now that the 3-d tic tac toe is over
what point can be improved upon?
I can't mention the cluttered interface because that would automatically make me a sour loser, but what about the point system, is the three rows a good move? Are the possible rows satisfactory?
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>>24507876
>Battlechesstactoehammer: the Gathering
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>>24507876
I'll get your cavern under control as soon as my military finishes partying around that statue.
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I claim this sector with my environment card
good luck faggots
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>>24507994
Why is it over? There are lots of moves left.
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Rolled 1, 3, 5, 6, 6 = 21

>>24507639
Rolling my armor saves.
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>>24508384
I summon a Dimension Door and end my turn
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>>24508429
fixed the image - only 1 termie died.

>>24508481
I'm really not mspainting fast enough.
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>>24508501
>>24508481
DAWN OF THE FINAL TURN
24 MOVES REMAIN
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>>24508530
Oh shit! My bad.
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>>24508530
>the game enters it's final phase! Who will be victorious?
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>>24508530
Gotta pull out the big guns for this one. The streak is on the line
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>>24508588
Glorious Britannia claims the swamp as part of it's mighty empire.
Oh, and this cave too.
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>>24508641
>Forgeting the image
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>>24508653
22 moves remain
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>>24508653
Undertake rallies the termies to direct their forces at the Moon
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>>24508731
*Undertaker
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>>24508798
BROTHER
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>>24508398
Tic tac toe is played until the winning condition is met or there are no moves left
in this case the winning condition was met because blue got three three-in-a-rows
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>>24508889
>HE PLAYED HULK HOGAN
This will negate most of Undertaker's leadership bonus, and the Undertaker/Terminator squad will be embroiled in hand to hand combat for several turns, at least.

A devilish move, and one that could turn the game in that guy's favor.

WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT
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>>24508933
>WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT
>implying the undertaker can lose during Wrestlemaina
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>>24508952

Yeah it's GG, the deadman is invincible at wrestlemania
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>>24508952
he doesnt need the undertaker to lose. he just need him to be unusable for the next couple of turns
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>>24508952
21 - 1

You'll see
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>>24508979

i mean yeah outside of kayfabe of course the man is going to do the honors at wrestlemania 30
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>>24508889
I play government produced food safety superheroes.
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>>24508979
>>24508977
>>24508952
With the undertakers leadership and combat bonus gone and taking into account how close the terminators are to the board edge they could easily be tabled.
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>>24508989
The hurricane is over, but things are looking bad. I have no choice. I have to use...
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>>24509016
THAT

NO

Wait, what does "That" do, again? I don't have my rulebook handy.
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>>24509016
I upgrade the trio of superheroes to homoerotic dwarves.
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>>24509032
This is exactly what that does
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>>24509035
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>>24509056
16 moves remain
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>>24509035
While supereffective against the wrestlers, the Dragon will kill them in one turn.

Unless the moon's already killed the dragon? I really don't know
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>>24509056
You left him unguarded. He is mine. My victory march begins now.
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>>24509082
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>>24509082
>not using a masterball

Way to waste a turn
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>>24509082
>>24509095
That was more of a crowd pleaser than anything imo. The viewers at home fucking LOVE pokemon
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>mfw the four tabs I have up is this, immortality thread, /tg/, and a paper I'm writing on immortality
God dammit /tg/, what the hell is happening with my life?

Incidentally, Hulk has -10 to pokebreaks, so it's actually possible he gets caught here; comes with being too strong and not having enough agility.
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>>24509016
>The hurricane is over
>Or is it?
Stand Back!
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Beautiful thread.
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Rolled 38 + 10

>>24509138
>>24509095
>>24509082
rolling for pokebrake
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Rolled 38 + 10

>>24509165
damnitt that plus is supposed to be a minus

BUT HOLYSHIT HIS CAUGHT!!!
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>>24509165
Failed! Hulk Hogan was caught! Would you like to give a nickname to the captured Hulk Hogan?
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>>24509082
>with the hurricane removed the bombing run recommences, remove battleship
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>>24509176
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>>24509191
You are focusing on all the wrong parts of the board.

Incidentally, I nicknamed him Alimony Checks.
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>>24509248
>>24509230
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>>24509230
The triangle evolves into a new form!
Wh... what is it?
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>>24509252
Who could be behind this turn of events?
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>>24509252
Well done, you prevented the mass duplication of the homoerotic dwarf victory. I haven't seen counter-play like this since 1897. I suppose there's only only way to lock you down and attack now...

Obvious, I know, but it's always worked for me.
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>>24509267
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>This thread
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Lets go
Select move and I play
no forced capture and no multicapture
check king to win
Men move one square diagonally forward. and capture by jumping
the red pieces are white guys
men evolve to dama, that is a bishop that capture by jumping
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>>24509277
Okay, so I can figure this out all the way up to God, but who's the blue face and that black statue thing
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>>24509311
PS: Pawns can't move 2 step on any rank other than the second one

captcha:songs rwithu
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>>24509274
The JIDF arrives to defend!
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i summon commissar swanson to boost my nazis
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>>24509334
It's about time you did, that dopey smiley face had a shitty leadership bonus
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I come back for the first time in 10 weeks and this is what I see

gg /tg/, gg
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>>24509274
Admirable! But you seem to have forgotten the Star of David that was already implanted in this thread before you were able to notice!

NOW IS OUR HOUR, FELLOW JEWS! DESTROY THEM ALL!

UNLEASH THE JEW-BEAM UPON ALL OF ROW B!
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>>24509356
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>>24509365
>This is why you refresh before posting, to make sure your slow as fuck response isnt after someone else's play.
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>>24509365
Might as well play an indestructible piece now that those tiles are free.
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>>24509311
I will start
Pawn F3- f4
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>>24509423
>>24509311

OK

NOW?
Black to play
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>>24509422
orly?
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>>24509423
>>24509311

OK

NOW??
Black to play
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>>24509422
You need to play baby to make him indestructable

I mean, if someone plays another martial artist -
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>>24509311
>>24509457
PS: more rules I forgot to say
There is no time rules
because of the way zillion works, trefold repetition is forced draw (didnt found a way to change that)
there is no 50 move rule (didnt found a way to add that)
you cant request a draw
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>>24509468
see
>>24509448

Bruce Lee killed his master
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>>24509448
>>24509448
>>24509448
LITERALLY PREPARED.
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>>24509457
Pawn c6-c5
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>>24509487
Harvesting the wood to play ladders was a smart move. I see what you did there.
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>>24509500
here
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How many turns do we have left before the moon kills us all?
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>>24509487
I put my meeple down and score the area, I believe that's 28 points for me.
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>>24509487
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>>24509523
I call ooga-booga-loo, then play Calvinball Maxed and deny.
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>>24509522
As of now, 4.
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>>24509523
The Undertaker and the Terminators move through cover and purge the heretical ladders with holy fire
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>>24509556
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>24509556
>>24509565
See >>24509547
, I already denied the Moon, so no worries. If anyone pulls a Hobbes gambit we're fucked, though.
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>>24509584
but you didnt update the board so it doesnt count
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>>24509562
I better invest in the bottom corner. The time is now.
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My sides have launched away from earth at such a velocity that they can now only be observed by the Hubble Deep Space Telescope.
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That research station has been sitting undisturbed for early 30 turns.....
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Rolled 7

>>24509511
g3-h4
Rolling for morale
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No worries, I was just having issues getting the image to load
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>>24509618
The Knight can pick up the ocarina and turn back time.
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>>24509646
submarine here much. MUCH longer...
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>>24509653
>>24509618
DIVERGENT BOARDS

THE UNIVERSE IS SHITTING ITSELF
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>>24509523
Ought to be noted, there isn't a single X or O left.
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>>24509647
sorry about being late
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>>24509664
Well done, but you've sacrificed a turn to save us both, while I continue to march towards victory.
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>>24509670
OH GOD
THIS REQUIRES RULE FOURTEEN
THE BOARDS MUST BECOME ONE
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>>24509726
I HAVE THIS COVERED
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>>24509726
>>24509739
STAND BACK
i got this
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>>24509664
BONG
BONG
BONG
END OF THE FINAL D-
>pick up the ocarina and turn back time.
START OF THE FINAL NIGHT
TWELVE POSTS REMAIN
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>>24509768
FUCK, I THOUGHT CALVINBALL GOT MAXED? WHO PULLED THE HOBBES?
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>>24509758
Oh dear god.
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I DECLARE A WHO WAR.
WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR?
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>>24509768
You fools underestimate the power of the Swagtusk!
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>>24509842

The meeple of course.
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>>24509768
REQUEST EXTERMINATUS! IT'S THE ONLY WAY
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>>24509842
There's only one logical choice.
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>>24509842
Check and mate.
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>this thread
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THATS IT IM ENDING THIS NOW!!!
i call upon the inquisitor while involking Dr.Who time paradox to affect both boards.
If the inquisitor is not stopped on both boards within two turns the game ends as he calls exterminatus
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>>24509958
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wq1jknZp0ic
OBJECTION
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>>24509958
>>24509988
Objection overruled, Exterminatus is not declared due to special event: EMPEROR AWAKENS.
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>>24509958
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>>24510008
>The Doctor was the Emperor all along!
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>>24510016
Well. That settles that.
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>>24510008
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A challenger appears straight from the shores of hell.
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>>24510016
FTFY. Your emperor is a corpse!
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this is the best thread on tg right now
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>>24510049
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i have no idea what the fuck is going on
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>>24510145
come on man it tic tac toe
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>>24510133
Joke's on you. This is STANDARD.
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>>24510145
Noughts and Crosses: Insanity Edition
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>>24510145
This is what happens when people play triangles.
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>>24510145
Someone stepped up the game and played a triangle

Things escalated
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>>24510207
It's a fucking slippery slope, man.
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>>24510133
>Counters target SPELL.
>Mirror force is a TRAP card.
Try again.
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>>24510145
It's Tic Tac ToOH MY GOD
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this thread
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>>24510227
NO! You're wrong, that's biased, you know nothing about Magic I've been playing for 15 years I request a Ref ruling!!!
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>>24510133
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>>24510263
JUDGE!
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>This thread
Thanks for the laugh /tg/. I need to start coming here more often.
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>>24510207
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Heads up, jackie added a swastika to the roguelike. German nationalism will rise one day, and when it does it'll all be over for Allied powers unless you nip the fourth Reich in the bud.
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>>24510268
I don't see any mana to tap. Quit putting down cards like you know what you're doing.
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So, where do you guys get your Tic Tac Toe sheets at, guys? I torrented a beta .pdf and print them out myself.
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>>24510263
The Nazi seize the research station. 3-in-a-row achieved.
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>>24510283
Anon we're playing tic tac tOH MY GOD, not M:tG
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>>24510300
gg
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>>24510300
>>24510282
I TRIED TO WARN YOU

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
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>>24510300
HOLD IT
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>>24510300
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>>24510325
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>>24510300
>Nazi's win

See /tg/ this is what happens when you houserule!

You only have yourselves to blame!
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>>24510325

MOTHER FUCKER
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We're playing this to 5 right?

Best of 5 wins all
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>>24510300
But wait! The Imperium is attacking!
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>>24510325
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Someone has to screencap just the first post, and the last version of the board in this thread.
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>>24510300
Classic play. Should have been opposed with a Churchill Defence or an Indiana Gambit. But he was lured into the highstakes Emperor-Trap diversion. The 1992 Grand Masters was won in a similar fashion if I recall correctly, though it used an Asian Landwar Feint.
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>>24510325
So

what now?
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>>24510325
!!!

We can do this allies, one turn! Make it count!

Hang on, how many moves since we turned back time?
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>>24510325
But anon, the nazi will still win next turn!
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>>24510348
>>24510325
using the instant to be able to get the termies into nazi territory
well played anon
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>>24510371
Not if I have something to say about it!
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>>24510371
>one turn

That's more then I need.
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PLAY SCISSORS TO COUNTER THE PAPER CARDS GOD DAMMIT
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>>24510363
IIRC, the 1998 World Tournament ended up something like this...but someone did exactly what the previous anon said not to, and dropped a hobbes gambit after a Maxed Calvinball.
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>>24510383
>Worldfire
Oh boy, here we go.
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>>24510401
But they are cardboard, not paper!
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>>24510383
holy shit
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>>24510401
But then rocks would fall and everyone dies
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>>24507789
>pretty sneaky sis
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>>24510383
OH SHIT, HE ACTUALLY PULLED OFF AN EXTERMINATUS GAMBIT?
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>>24507994
maybe just go until the board is filled
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>>24510383
The 3/3 beast tokens should ensure victory for MtG. I'm drawing a cleaned board now.
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So, back to square one it is?
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>>24510383
>Nazi victory denied yet again
I guess it happens pretty oven
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>>24510458
Unfortunately not, the Emperor's Delayed Strike ability ensures MAD. If life total of player using The Emperor Awakens drops to 1 or lower, The Emperor Awakens uses Delayed Strike: Regardless of what happens in the previous turn, The Emperor Awakens deals ten points of unblockable damage to everyone on the board, including the players.
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>>24510458
I figure we should at least have the lines
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>>24510477
Nope.
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>>24510482

circles are superior
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>>24510474
That's bad even for Carlos.
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>>24510408
That does cause play to happen in a different field. Yet still we reach a similar endgame. That said, this is resolving very differently, Exterminatus Gambit using Worldfire instead of the classic Last Minute Hero Moment. It's stronger against the Ozymandias Rebuke, but a bit of an all in play.
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>>24510502
It's not a spell, it's an ability. So unless you're attempting to use that on wildfire, it won't work.
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>>24510458
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>>24510506
I'm upgrading your shit.
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>>24510523
>not raging goblin
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>>24510458
Starting off heavy handed.
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>>24510523
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
>>24510526
Of course it's not Raging Goblin. No one likes goblins.
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>>24510511
The thing is, Emperor's Delayed Strike would basically negate a Last Minute Hero Moment. Even a Big Damn Hero wouldn't work; it would draw the game out for a little bit longer, but would still end with both players losing.
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>>24510506
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>>24510525
your move

>>24510529
Thragtusk doesn't trigger, he was exiled before the wildfire.
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>>24510529
I play Sinistar in attack position.
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>>24510544
Thragtusk triggers when he leaves the battlefield, including exile.
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>>24510551
>>24510544
>>24510542

I don't know what the fuck is going on. How about we just give the win to the mtg guys and cal it a game?
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>>24510569
But MTG lost to WH40k who killed themselves, so how would they win?
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>>24510569
They haven't got that very good board position. Hard to make that into a 3-in-a-row. Also Angel's Grace prevented anyone from winning that turn.
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>>24510539
B-but anon, I play goblins...
It's the only deck I have since i'm a filthy casual.
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Actually guys, technically the moon won, since more than twelve turns passed and nobody played the song of time again, we just forgot to update the map.
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>>24510551
Vidya threatens the win!
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>>24510599
I guess... Although I can't really say much, seeing as I play burn. So much fun.
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>>24510613
No man, Maxed Calvinball dropped a denial on it.
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>>24510613
>letting the moon win
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>>24510613
Holy fuck, we let the moon win? We're all terrible.
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>>24510629
Oh shit, there's nothing we can do...
As what's-his-face said...
"You'll never defeat Androooooossssss!"
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>>24510629
Horus wants to prove he is the best space villain.
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>>24510652
Well, it was either the moon or the nazis.
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>>24510700
A wild Patamon has appeared!
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>>24510798
Derp, pic.
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>>24510709
I think it was the nazis.
threeinarow's instantly end the game. the only way to stop it would bet to play something before the nazis captured the station.
The moon was reset as the ocarina was played and was activated by the knight.
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I'm impressed a thread this creative could reach autosage.
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someone archive this
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>>24510817
Angel's Grace in response stopped the nazis. Worldfire stopped the Imperium. No winner.
>>24510834
Done. Vote for it.
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>>24510640
Nah it got Worldfired along with everything else.
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this thread has received 2 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.
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>>24511200
link?
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>>24511200
You do know of suptg, right?
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I love it when /tg/ plays Calvinball
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>>24511604
>post mentioning suptg is just the quest archive
>post telling quest hater to filter archive
>hurr quests
>muh quests



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